All Your Morrowind Pain in One Video
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- Опубликовано: 3 апр 2023
- Morrowind is an amazing game, a masterpiece... But we all know this beautiful game can be painful...
Enjoy Morrowind being painful for 5 minutes straight
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There is a reason Caius gives you money and tells you to get some training guys
Caius went CHIM and said, "wack" and proceeded to smoke some more, bypassing the Septim bloodline, finally smoking the Aurbis' layers.
Meanwhile in Skyrim : Of course you can save the World at level 1 what do you mean ?
@@UlvenTES or Oblivion. "Kvatch is destroyed! Everyone is dead!!"
Dude it's like 5 scamps and a low level dremora. Can't the guards handle that?
@@UlvenTEStechnically, one could beat Morrowind at level 1
@@MaxPower-ke5rq S U J A M M A
Meanwhile, the loading screen tips:
"People don't like you."
"Nobody likes you."
"KYS"
Ahhh, just how I remember Morrowind. Perfect! Wouldn't want it any other way.
(no joke)
"People don't like it when you talk to them" - it's true! xD
"You talk too much outlander"
Me with a crippling anxiety
N'wah!!!
Sand storm, waiting 24 hours, still sand storm
I was amazed that in Morrowind it can rain heavily for 10 days straight
All of the reasons to love Morrowind in a single video. Smiled ear to ear the entire time. Love this game immensely, thank you for this.
They should make ghosts immune to normal weapons again.
I always find it weird when you just beat a ghost to "death" with a normal weapon in skyrim.
Clearly, it was an interesting feature
it's weird that skyrim, the one game where you always start with an offensive spell no matter what your starting stats, doesn't have this feature.
There is a Skyrim SE cut content mod that adds the ghost shaders Bethesda were planning to use and immunity to anything but enchanted/silver weapons. Worth a look.
Morrowind, the only game where you go from getting destroyed by Kwama foragers to destroying gods
and jumping over rivers XD
@@annareifer2249 rivers? Jumping over mountains
@@MaxPower-ke5rq you wanna say "levitate"! :D
is too nice to play mage in Morrowind! :D
Same with Dark souls
@@annareifer2249rivers? i think you mean over the whole damn map
I lost it when he was struggling with the rock. I have learned to not even bother anymore unless I have levitation.
Bro, its not hard. Jump and then move in the air. You guys act like Tinur's Hoptoad isn't a thing.
depend's of your toon's agility.
i played a Redguard, with sign and skills combined, i had 75 agility at level 1. :)
of course, my mage, at level 1 wasn't so agile... and my Nord... meh! :)))))))))))))
That part with the dreughs and slaughter fish is the reason I always choose alteration as a minor/major skill and get water walking ASAP.
Exactly, even without alteration as minor or major skill, I will spent a few gold on training this skill at least to be able to avoid swimming, same with mysticism for almsivi intervention and mark/recall
@@UlvenTES why?
i swim happily, but where i know i will not encounter any... impediments.
also, after a while, you can find dreughs in the waters around Seyda Neen.
unpleasanteries of being higher level! :D
The loading screens had me dying of laughter. They just dont make games like they used to lol.
lol "People don't like it when you talk to them."
@@joeking6972...with your weapon drawn" was the complete line.
I died so many times to that Bosmer manlet. Our final battle was the stuff of legend, stretching both of us to a breaking point. I bet Almalexia looked out one of the temple windows and wondered why two exquisitely equipped idiots were dueling on her lawn.
Greater Bonewalkers are the worst! That's where you need to have a stockpile of restore strength just in case.
Ahahah yes, but the first time you encounter one you're never ready :p
Dude the true pain is losing your first character to permadeath because you forgot to save and didn't rest
The loading screen in between each segment is hilarious. Man did I see a lot of that screen when I was playing this on the original Xbox back in the day.
like half the game is loading screens on xbox :D
Another pain is needing to repair, recast resist magic and put back on the boots of blinding speed after almost any fight later in the game.
... if i'm going with boots, and i'm attacked, i switch the boots during the fight. is too painful, just 50 , these boots are easily cracked to 1... :)
I love the foreshadowing of the game asking you to swim then giving you some tough crab men to fight
I was fighting a Flame Atronach in a Daedric ruin, last night, and it was a tough battle that left me with about 2 hit points.
At that moment, a rat attacked me from behind and killed me. Fkng Morrowind lol
Ahahahahah
i wanted another toon in Oblivion.
those slaughter fishes killed me a lot during the quest for the "Jewel of Rumare"! :)
> Moves and jumps to go over a boulder instead of jumping and then moving
This is how to honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?
It's fun to pretend not to know the movement mechanics of the game after 20 years 😚
The trader price offer really pays a different kind of rush when the vendor accepts it. The opposite can be said to Greater Bonewalkers. Hope a certain video game developer who's laughing always now bring back these unhinged mechanics.
The vast majority of problems in this video can be solved with potions (or a spell/scroll). Alchemy is a MUST in this game.
The vast majority of these problems are not problems and they are why Morrowind is an amazing game :)
@@UlvenTES except the Cliff Racers, there's no escape from those fuckers. Frankly I don't know HOW the fuck Jiub exterminated all of them. The fuckers are ENDLESS
a must in all TES games...
is really hard to say in what TES game alchemy is the most powerful: Morrowind you have a lot of replenishing merchants, so, you can craft stacks and stacks of potions easily, vendorable even if you have just an apprentice mortar and pestle, in Skyrim you can use enchant loop, and get ridiculously powerful potions early.
Oblivion, not so sure... i played Oblivion a lot, but following the main quest you get a lot of good stuff, so, alchemy is not so useful, if you have enough coins for a nice provision of potions...
1:29 Bro. I just started playing the game yesterday and this is the first thing that happens to me
I'm not even surprised ahahah
Video should be called "When Oblivion newbs who can't handle anything challenging try Morrowind"
This is why Morrowind is better than Skyrim.
Obviously ;)
Not the CLIFF RACERS AHHHHH
Trying to land into Odai river jumping from Mars is a well deserved pain.
And half of these events will be faced everyone almost every time
This is why I invested in enchanting. I got an absorb amulet, rings of regeneration, invisibility, infinite scamp, and telekinesis, a belt of burst healing, and several utilities like an unlock gauntlet, levitate cuirass, robes of bonus enchanting or fortify restoration, a daedric tower shield of +100 unarmed +80 Block, and weapons that can shred any fatigue in a 50ft area. Dont rely on chance when you have a guarantee.
Side note enchanting is great. You can summon a dremora, deal with it without pissing it off, and loot daedric weapons and shields off it. Or summon Golden Saints a few times before running out of charges.
I like to have +speed +jump enchantings because at some point in the game I can destroy anything with sunder ahah
I personally currently have a spear with sanctuary enchantment on strike, the more I hit you, the less you hit me 😈
Ah yes... The cliffracers 💀💀💀💀
what about mass soul trap + poison cloud? and mass stones in the bag?
Should have zoomed in on the disposition bar after bartering with Arille 😂
1:20 Tinur's Hoptoad is the best spell in Morrowind.
Yep acrobatics , athletics and tinurs hoptoad. No cheating and can go across the map fast af
@@MrJlg1000 boots of blinding speed, savior's hide, and being mage.
the only nag are Cliffracers... but this is Morrowind's charm. :D
I see no pain, only love
No longer do I feel alone in my struggles.
Pain and fun most of this defines why morrowind was the best TES
EXACTLY
Forgot about when random enemies have a bow/darts an they sniping you an you don’t know where they are 🤣an you taking extreme damage too lol
I played Morrowind after Skyrim, and to my shock i didnt knew all mountains are oily so much, you can slide from them and die))
i need a cigarette after watching
Pretty sure I've has so many Cliff Racers on me one time it caused the game to crash.
Anything can cause the game to crash so I believe you
Those loadings screens 😂
If this is pain, I'm a certified masochist.
Hey, me too :))
How come this makes me want to play Morrowind now
Because Morrowind is amazing
Dude, Gaenor is genuinely the most frustrating (and scary) NPC in the entire game. The amount of times he made me rage in agony is genuinely inconceivable.
Although accidentally angering Divayth Fir is much scarier TBH... Especially if you HAVEN'T cured your corprus yet.
Holy crap you actually managed to hit that madman
Spent 100k on Gaenor just for him to beat me up 😐
After the initial time I spent with Morrowind when it was new I've gone back and attempted to play it about a dozen different times over the years, and in each instance I've found myself going, "You know what? I'm good" and quitting before I've managed to do much. True both with the vanilla game and with mods. The farthest I tend to get is the Dwemer puzzle box quest and then I just get hit with a stiff punch of disinterest and nope out of the game. On every attempt I think, "THIS time it will be fun, if I just do X" but it never is. I know the trope is that old gamers only like and enjoy old games, but to be honest there aren't too many games from my youth and childhood that I can still go back and play. About the oldest game I still play somewhat regularly is Medieval II: Total War.
If you really don't have fun in Morrowind they don't play it, but personally I love it, especially the first times I played, exploring this vast alien world was so amazing
Not going to lie, I felt this.
Peak Morrowind is agrro'ing a Scrib and getting paralyzed for 3 hours straight while it nibbles on your ankles doing about zero damage.
playing with self-made restore fatigue potions turns morrowind into a completely new game. I can actually hit stuff regularly in a fight, even at low levels, it's crazy.
also speechcraft builds are hilarious, you can intimidate people so hard that they immediately run away even if they're scripted to become hostile to you
God I love Morrowind
People don't like it when you talk to them with your weapon drawn. Maybe if I kept it inside them instead would they like it.
Well not a solution for all of Morrowinds problems but:
Custom Spell - Restore Fatigue 19-20 for one second (cast as you travel and you can level Restoration to boot)
Custom Spell (or enchanted Cast when used item) - Summon Bound Weapon 19 seconds (not many fights last longer than that and fully repaired magic weapon each cast)
Custom Spell (or enchanted Cast when used item) - Water walking for 11 or 12 seconds (on the enchanted item the one point is costs will regenerate before the spell wears off)
Custom Spell (or enchanted Cast when used item) - Levitate 1-1 for 11 or 12 seconds (cast just before you land and negates fall damage.
Ring of Aversion - Invis for 10 seconds (sold by the trader in Caldera it lasts long enough to run outside the agro range of cliffracers)
Didn't know about the Ring of Aversion, that's a nice tip ;)
Damn N'wah cliff racers 🙄
Freight would freak me out, they're so creepy
Oh god those werewolves were extremely hard even at level 70 I had to run through the entire maze.
I did the whole thing with max difficulty that's a nightmare
ah yes the greater bonewalkers. Stay humble lol
this is a masterpiece
Thank you so much:)
Please trigger warning before Cliff Racers
and thats how meet your mother... i mean, why i have to play tihs game
Just started Morrowind last month, I'll keep these in mind.
You made the right decision
@@UlvenTES Thanks! Appreciate the videos!
Yup. Very accurate.
YOOO I absolutely HATED the dude from Mournhold on my first go around lmaooo
Bethesda - Masters of Selling Broken Games Since 1988
Can't save Thariel... that's painful :(
You can if you cast slowfall on him, but he just says he doesn't wan't to talk about it and you can't loot him, plus you have to avoid that path until you get the spell.
@@seawind930ungrateful prick
You forgot one key component of the original experience...
Loading between areas :D
There's already a loading between each clip do you want more ? 😂
@@UlvenTES Oh, right!
It was so natural I didn't even think about it xD
The years have proven the wisdom of Khajiiti hand-to-hand combat.
İ steal stendarrs hammer from mournhold museum. But i cannot move because this weapon 1000 lbs. And guards kill me
Gotta boost your sneak to steal it, and boost your strength to insane levels to move it. Or just use a high power feather
potion/s 🙃
beautiful 🙃
Thank you! :)
I felt all of those in my bones xD is it sign I played too much
You forgot people being hostile because you n'wah.
The clip with the bone walker got me. Those things I swear are one of the most annoying enemies in all of tamriel.
never leave home without your stoneflower petals.
Snow motherfucking Granius
pff jumping is faster than running XD
Feeling lucky n'wah?
♥️
The difficulty spike in the Morrowind expansions is just absurd. I remember my first time going through because I just wanted the assassins to stop attacking me only to find myself unable to even scratch a thing, had to rely on good ol "sethealth 0" lol
i had that problem in my noobsie years...
but i learned to configure toons to play the class fitted with their racial abilities, choosing main skills accordingly, and using their weapons! :D
really, if you do correct choices, you will get a nicely strong toon at level 1.
also, assasins are, for me, just walking stacks of about 4700 coins each. at later levels, more. too bad the Mudcrab Merchant have only 10000 coins, eh? :D
(if you want to feel pain, play orc mage. or breton barbarian. is possible, but with a lot of pain, tears and blood. and blood tears. in Oblivion is a bit easier. in Skyrim, is not important: anyone can be any class, no hit fail at all, just choose right levelup and right perk tree, for start.)
@@miftosaurus Another "fun" build is High elf barbarian, lol.
@@RavagersPrey i don't even think of that! :))))))))))))
first time ever... i don't exactly remember what i choose, but i remember being a punching ball for everyhing outside Seyda Neen!
the second one was a Dunmer... i tried to kill Foryn Gilnith, "the killer of noobs", he killed me first time, tried again, killed again, checked my spells list... and i seen the conjure dagger.
now, i killed Foryn easily, because daedric dagger and short sword skill as a racial! :))))))))))
next time, i started to pay attention to races, racials, classes, birthsigns... and i feel the noobsiness pain only when i want to feel that frustration again! :)))))))))))))))))))
Real and true
Muthsera, I love your videos :)
COFFEENUT!!! 🎉
What you get for not playing Argonian
No thanks, no boots of blinding speed or Masque of Clavicus Vile or any of the other really good boots and helmet choices make them only interesting if you like to role play farm tools.
@@seawind930 Never were farm tools and we nearly wiped the dumbmer off the face of nirn
@@gulfcitycreeper3393 The Hist did that, if they didn't feel threatened enough from the Daedric invasion to upgrade their farming tools then they would be perfectly happy to let them be slaves and their invasion was beaten by one house of the Dunmer that had been Weakened by Volcanic eruptions and a Meteor falling on them.
@@seawind930 actions carried out by the naravar, an argonian
@@gulfcitycreeper3393 ??? the Nerevar went to Akavir after the events TES 3
Scamp Slinker belt is actually a pretty good item to have, as you get a free summon thats immune to physical damage
False. You didn't have to load 70+ times jumping to balmora
I don't get it lol
On Xbox classic, it would load exterior cells constantly
I am never playing Morrowind
But you should !
@@UlvenTES nope