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Everytime I see Woolie get defensive about anything and he begins to explain away, I imagine the Darkest Dungeon "stress" crown around his head.
"A full pack often attracts...UNWANTED ATTENTION"
-anyone watching woolie barrier up when being wrong.
"Over confidence is a slow and insidious killer."
Well, I got good news for you. There are already multiple edits of podcast-clips that do this very thing!
I assume recently Woolie starts every podcast at near full on his stress meter.
Property or so I’ve heard.
Woolie getting psychic damage to the exposure of knowledge is a sight to behold! It reminds me of some Baldur Gate's and DnD moments in my campaign with some friends.
My favorite qualifier is "If I recall correctly," because then if I'm mistaken I can go "Oh, fair enough, I must have been confusing two different things" and that's usually sufficient to avoid "point and laugh" syndrome
God bless the iirc
Aka "learning how to speak to people" yea know.
"I always reserve the right to be wrong." is one of my favorites. Learned it around high school and started saying it lightheartedly. Really helped train me not to get defensive or feel foolish about getting called out.
Examples:
"I mean, I always reserve the right to be wrong, but pretty sure all you gotta do is x."
or
"I think xyz, but of course I always reserve the right to be wrong." -shrug-
@@TacticalReaper56
You say that, and I mostly agree, but it's incredible how many "professional communicator" types have no ability to accept being incorrect.
Westerners have very rigid ideas of how "correctness" links to thoughts and speech. You shouldn't have to preface every statement with "I could possibly be wrong", as any competent communicator intuitively understands that, and yet here we are.
Woolie has approximate knowledge of many things
I remember the letter last week that called Woolie out for this very thing
@@gameb9oyit's from the same person
@@krizalllid pat ?
WWI *M U S K E T S*
Never forget.
@@HanMasho
Gaskwang and Clode furiously reloaded their muskets during WW1.
Hearing that story about Pat's mom just made a signal flare go off in my head about Pat's own mind goblins.
Isn't his mom also responsible for the tooth brushing nonsense?
@@zaneseibert what is the tooth brushing nonsense?
@@ColdNorth0628 Instead of rinsing the brush under the sink, he fills cup with water and dips it and swirls it around before putting it back in his mouth multiple times.
I could have sworn that they had already told that story, Woolie just hasn’t registered it till now, or maybe Pat talked about it on a stream with Paige I guess
10:15
When I was a young kid I saw that Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
So I turned to my Dad and asked "So do Black women make chocolate milk too?" My Dad being a smartass rolled his eyes and said, in what I *NOW* know is sarcasm, "Yes Jacob, Black women make chocolate milk."
Come Thanksgiving one week later and my cousin has a girlfriend and they are teasing him about getting married despite him only being 8 years old and then they ask me and my brother if they think we'll ever get married. Jokingly of course. I say "Absolutely" with enough forceful resolve to get my grandmother to be surprised.
My Uncle jokingly asks what kinda girls you like to which I emphatically say "Black Women!" My Grandpa chuckles and asks "Oh and why is that."
"Cause Black Women make Chocolate milk!" Cue my mother looking aghast and embarrassed and my Father resting his face in his hands mumbling "Goddamnit Jacob" while everybody else laughs.
In *my* defense I was 5.
I physically flinched at the horror of what was to come after the 2nd sentence, that's *strong*
@@metallsnubben i was a very naive and gullible child. I watch Butters on South Park and relate a lot.
I don't get being a smartass to your own, young child. Like, they haven't learned what sarcasm is and don't have enough knowledge of the world to process the absurdity of the thing in the first place.
Like, you literally created me. You are my God and everything you say is gospel. Feed me something ridiculous and I'll believe it because my mind is 20 YEARS from being fully formed.
"Why don't you back that up with a source?"
"My source is that I made it the fock up"
Poor Woolie, even when he is being anti-called out he takes mental damage.
Are you kidding, that email was a goddamn long-range precision sniper callout. They were right to say it had a menacing aura. Instant death.
Woolie taking damage from the conversation while Pat just deforms himself further.
Woolie getting psychic damage to the exposure of knowledge is a sight to behold! It reminds me of some Baldur Gate's and DnD moments in my campaign with some friends.
i cant wait until woolie does exactly this in future podcasts and everyone looks back at this clip
pat does it in literally every show
The thing that I've observed throughout my adult life is that like 90% or more of the general populace NEVER has that thought of "oh, a lot of things I've been told aren't actually true" nor do they worry about whether what they believe is true or not. Most people will not reconsider their currently held beliefs, which is INSANE to me. I can't imagine thinking that everything I believe is 100% true, or just not caring.
The scariest part of growing up is realizing that every authority figure you’ve placed your blind trust into for answers and solutions are all winging it just as much as you are, and thus realizing that the whole of our society is basically a towering stack of wobbly playing cards. There is no true threshold for intelligence, nor for adulthood, we are all simply ignorant of most things in this world until we notice that ignorance and we can attempt to correct it for as many of those things as possible
@@malikoniousjoeI take solace in the fact everyone is roughly as ignorant as the person next to them. It means I don’t need concern myself with authority because no one is more or less correct and everyone is wrong about something. More people should realize no one has all the answers because your only option is to find your own and stop blindly following others
I realized this too. I then realized that if you try to correct these beliefs it usually doesn't end up going well. And unless I always wanna be fighting with people I tend to just stay quiet. Which probably isn't good but what else is there to do
There's an ancient saying: "The strong do what they will, the weak do what they must." And most people are weak. The weak don't look at the world with a lens of "is this true," but instead "will I get in trouble for thinking this is true." Because they are subordinated by the strong (the authority figure) they align their world view with those they consider authority figures and "do what they must" to live. Facts are meaningless if survival means believing in falsehoods, and trying to correct them is an existential crisis. They view you as someone trying to murder them.
@@malikoniousjoe Its very ironic when authority figures disparage previous authority figures saying they were wrong, and then in a classic lack of self awareness say "don't worry we're totally 100% right this time though so you should still listen to us!"
I remember being told at school by my teacher that the reason the decks of old navel sailing ship were painted red was to disguise the blood spilled by navel skirmishes.
I asked a tour guide at the replica of _The Golden Hind_ about that, and he said "Nah mate, it's just because red paint was cheapest"
As a rural person, the older folk who still barely understand social media STILL lie and are confused when I squint my eyes and hit'em with the "I dunno, that sounds like bullshit" MY MOM still recites BLATANTLY dumb shit (love her lol) that Im like "Oh god damn it... lol"
This goes to explain why many older people (Gen X and up) are so prone to just believe any bullshit they read no Facebook. They grew up with the mentality of "oh, someone told me this so it must be true", whereas many millennials and younger who grew up with the internet tend to have a more healthy skepticism about anything they hear, especially if it's from the internet. Not to say that young people are immune to believing lies on the internet, they're clearly not, but it feels like they at least have a stronger mental defense about it.
i know exactly what happened to pats mom. she definitely had an experience with a shitty dish soap that didnt dissolve well and or the little soap box did not let enough water in so she just thought it was bs instead of fixing it
I feel terrible for laughing when he mentions it was around Bloodborne that he had to start adding less certain descriptors. I also have noticed I've started to do it, but that's not why I was laughing. That is not why I felt terrible. I feel bad because I heard an echo of a word, and giggled. G a s k w a n g
Oh noooooo.
Oh no.
I had the same thought x_x
The bit about brown cows forced my brain to undergo a soft reboot as I processed how a grown man could think that and his son could believe that for as long as both of them did
A little relevant but also to make you laugh when I was in a High School I repeat HIGH SCHOOL I had a friend ask me if black people cum brown...
The brown cows eat cocoa beans frequently which turns them brown (like how flamingos turn pink because of eating shrimp) and turns their milk into chocolate milk.
The first time I listened to this I thought Woolie was being a tad Woolier than usual and seeing attacks where there was just goodhearted fun poking; but on second listen jesus fucking christ.
Literally ripped the man in half.
I'm listening again and I'm trying to see what you mean. I think you mean the beginning email? Because yeah, bullseye
Edit: I just got to the article part at around 7:00 lol holy shit Woolie cannot take an L
Ok either I or someone else needs to create a spreadsheet of what isms of Pat were the result of his parents being borderline illiterate
Now I get it. Pat's mom explains Pat.
this video has big "Vergil had a cold during dmc3" energy
Not even Dan. The joke has wrapped fully around now that Vergil the character had a fever during the game. It's the only reason Dante was able to beat him.
"Daytime cold pills are for people without power"
"I need more Vitamin C!"
Wait....DID HE NOT!?!?
@@GenericSideCharacter they have asked Dan multiple times in interviews about it, he always says no ands that he doesn't know where that story came from
Pat leaning in and saying, "Woolie, did you enjoy your dinner?" is really ominous.
Trying to actively digest more media hurts. That's why you're at 1.5x right NOW!
I'm at 2x forever.
Fools will never understand the power of 5X playback speed.
People who listen to pods at 1.5 are crazy I don't get you guys
@@TimBagelsYeah I mean I don't care what other people do, but I listen to podcasts specifically to kill time at a boring job or on a trip so I will never be on board with that.
Can we give a moment to appreciate the e-mail writer.
Thanks again Elena.
After every passive aggressive e-mail, you spark a really fun podcast bit.
Full of interesting things to hear, funny bits and just a chill vibe.
"The waiting an hour after eating before swimming is bullshit."
Man...
Did you guys know that God Hand INVENTED character action games?
Did you also know that there are NO redwood trees in California? Also that Charles Darwin _totally_ took it all back on his death bed?
In fairness it's understandable that Woolie remembered that wrong because God Hand *looks* fucking ancient even for the PS2
@@RasamuneI think the real issue is that "character action" has always been a really dumb and undefined title, like most game genres to be fair.
Everyone and their brother in youtube comments who's never even been near a wolf in their life suddenly now claiming that their packs don't have hierarchies despite hundreds of hours of footage showing that they do
I sure love the one joke everyone has about Fullmetal Alchemist
This joke has been passed down the FMA fandom line for generations!
That one joke has saved the rest of the show from being spoiled its a unfortunate result of the monkey's paw
Looking like a misinformed Jackass is part of the strategy, it drives engagement.
Also the dishwasher soap door doesn't open when there's something big in the front of the dishwasher.
Your mom basically overloads the dishwasher.
My grandfather once deleted all my save data on our ps2 memory card because he was convinced it was fucking up his game.
Little did he know. Space cosmic rays was fucking his game
Becoming an adult and realizing how often people would just lie to me as a teenager and child made everything fall into place for me. I sued to get so angry when I didn't understand something and adults would just tell me to fuck off and stop asking. Now I realize it's because they were full of shit and knew I couldn't prove it.
You're no more at risk swimming after a meal than if you do any other exercise. Which means if you want to just jump in and splash about you'll be fine, just like you'd be fine going for a walk after a meal. If you're going to do it as part of working out, however, the normal ~1 hour advice that goes for all forms of exercise after eating still applies.
That's the more informed take I've assembled from reading things online as an adult. But who knows, that could all be wrong as well. Especially since I read about that stuff a while ago and time makes fools of us all.
You are correct, as ANYONE who has ever had to run after eating a lot can tell you. It´s just that swimming is inherently more risky that running or other forms of exercise given the whole "drowning" issue.
@@Adser261 Even this depends on the person. Im fat as hell. I bob like a cork.
People just tell you that because nobody wants to clean vomit out the pool so you trick kids, who are walking vomit artilery guns, to not go swimming with full stomachs.
My personal experience with faulty parent wisdom is my dad telling me "dont eat berries, theyll give you diarrhea", which lead me to believe this as universal truth until I was 20. We never had berries in our household and it made me believe people were willingly making themselves sick by eating them.
A lot of berries on bushes and plants are poisonous and will make you a bit sick though that much is true
That sounds like knowledge from someone who watchd Hey Arnold! as a child, because the grandfather would always say "never eat raspberries" because he always has diarrhea.
Only in large quantities. Eat an entire quart bowl of berries and you'll end up on the can. Eat a handful and you'll be fine. Like any substance, it's the dosage that makes the poison.
Ah that sucks. Bananas are pretty good.
@@LuminousLead if bananas are berries then why is it called banberry smoothie huh
So "Jack of All Trades" is the optimal human build?
Always has been 🔫
Evolution: "Always has been. Now go throw a rock while also making it into a axe"
"Specialization is for insects." -Robert Heinlen
Shout-out red mages worldwide
@@TimBagels Red mages are dope. Being able to use white or black magic, able to wear moderate armor, and use normal weapons? Literally the best thing ever.
Encyclopedia [Challenging - Success]: It’s true. This guy wants to screw that fish.
One of the bullshit things my mum came up with when I was a kid was that pee didn't have germs in until it was exposed to the air. Growing up, I put it down to her being quite young herself when she believed it. However, she brought it up again, recently to my brother's wife (who is a midwife, btw so is a medical professional)
She also still believes that blood is blue when it's inside our bodies (which is why our veins look blue under our skin) and only turns red _the very instant_ it comes into contact with the atmosphere!
That's actually very useful to aspiring commentators. What's common knowledge in one field is pretty much unheard of in others.
*I* may know a lot about Fate, but that's because I've dedicated a good amount of these past few years to being a something of a passive scholar of that franchise. I can explain a good amount of it, including why a japanese teenager turns into a tall black dude, or the variety of reasonings behind gender-swaps in that franchise.
I know next to nothing about Gundam except for the major pop culture stuff and the facts repeated to me over and over. Like how Zeta Gundam was way too mature in subject matter for its English dub audience, or memes about smashing tomatoes or something from the Witch from Mercury show.
Before starting, I looked at the time stamp and I wasn't quite sure where this was going to go that would make the vid as long as it is. Holy shit; wisdom was articulated and discoveries were made that I don't think anyone watching expected.
I completely empathize with the dish box thing.
I actually ate a bunch of dairy based products before working out and it made me physically ill, so I actually believe the don't swim for 30 minutes thing, but not that it disables your legs, but stomach cramps are a thing.
Digestion pulls blood to the stomach, a relevant amount for a lot of people. Getting screwed over if you try to make exercise after eating is normal, and messing with your ability to swim while you are already in the water can be lethal.
Not swimming after eating is such an obvious thing that the only people I can see talking about it "not being real" are the ones who have never tried doing heavy exercise after eating ever.
@@Adser261
There's a big fuckin' difference between just taking a casual swim\walk after eating and doing laps
unning.
@@LessDevoid There is also a difference between a Popsicle on the beach and and a triple cheeseburger before swimming but some people deal in absolutes.
@@LessDevoid Yeah, a massive difference that depends on a lot of variables, including physical state. A walking lap is more physicially demanding to someone who never exercises that a sprint to someone who is used to them.
People suck at knowing their limits, basic risk management tells you that is better in general to take the minimal inconveniece of planning when you eat and when you go swimming that is risking getting screwed in a bad situation.
*Writes to Woolie’s show
“Dear Pat and Pat’s Friend-“
This reminds me of a story that Ross (Rubberross) told on the Game Grumps channel a long time ago. Apparently, his doctor dad told him that the reason you shouldn't swim after eating was because having food in your stomach somehow messes with your buoyancy in water.
I don't think he realized that his dad lied about that until someone corrected him in adulthood.
I know this is a good video because the thumbnail made twitter freaks break down into paragraphs of text on how to fix Woolie's opinions
I’ll take Parking Lot Kingdom Hearts for 400 please
It's so funny since I was a big KH fan and have played every game, but I only know about that parking lot thing because Pat brings up. I've literally never heard or seen it anywhere else.
@@Kango234 I'd recommend the edit with KH sound effects and music
Came for the e-mail, stayed for The Condescending Backdown.
people always giving woolie sass
Everyone one day learns that their parents and teachers are just as clueless about life as little kids
Quite so! I recently turned 50. It was only 21 years ago when my parents reached that age. It suddenly occurred to me that I can remember my parents when they were my age "Oh... you poor dears! You didn't have a clue did you? You were just doing the best you could!"
Been waiting 10,000 years for that one
Woolie getting psychic damage to the exposure of knowledge is a sight to behold! It reminds me of some Baldur Gate's and DnD moments in my campaign with some friends.
Wait, the thing about waiting an hour before swimming is total nonsense? Why am I only just now learning this in my 30s?!?!
It depends, you don't want to eat just before an intense workout, but eating before going for a walk is fine, it's pretty much the same for swimming.
it's only like 80% nonsense. you're not going to touch the water and instantly curl up and drown, but things *can* happen.
Because it's convenient lie to keep kids out of danger/trouble while you, the adult, rest away the food comma.
Currently going through Lostbelt 6, can confirm that I can barely grasp what is going on in Grand Order /s
Lmao the chocolate milk cows is a classic troll, I hope Pat's dad was just fucking with him & sitting on the bit til Pat finally clued in years later.
I was like 6 when someone tried telling me about the chocolate milk cows; & for a brief moment I was like "Oh really that's kinds neat - WAIT, no way". Now I wasnt as articulate probably sure but I remember thinking, That's stupid. We buy nequik or whatever choco-milk mix & I put chocolate in the milk. Obviously, chocolate milk cartons are just pre-mixed chocolate & milk. Almost got me for a second though.
Now the pink strawberry cows though...
I knew one person who had believed in strawberry cows lol
Oh wow caught this super early, literally just popped up in my feed
The 7 mile run shit is older than the Silent Hill 1 LP. I'm surprised that Pat can remember that bit.
Oh shit I think I accidentally have jeopardy knowledge
I felt called out by that nod to Kiritsugu in F/Z since I've definitely figured Woolie would enjoy that part of the story
Is that the Mage killer, because that is indeed cool.
he could also be referring to Souichirou from stay night
@@Kango234 Yeah, that's definitely Kiritsugu.
@@boislapSouichirou was a human killer. He was a mundane assassin before he quit and went to live at the temple.
I'm 26 years old and I just learned that I don't have to wait an hour after eating before going swimming. Thanks for breaking my programming yet again Pat.
That thumbnail is TOO strong! 🤣
my dad told me crane flies are male mosquitoes and i believed it into adulthood 😐
been playing jeopardy in my school for a year so this relevant to me
I hope Woolie takes this letter to heart, he seems to be taking too much actual mental damage from the stress of being an "infooencer" with how defensive and resentful of his audience he can seem at times. He should take a page out of Pat's playbook and embrace the wrongness. It would at least separate the people just being cheeky from the actual jackasses trying to get a rise out of him.
Yeah, it is a nasty vicious cycle. Woolie feels he HAS to be right, which pushes him to be defensive and try to justify himself when he is told by chat he is wrong, which makes chat get even more annoying and aggressive, which makes Woolie even more annoying and defensive.
It's not healthy, and while Woolie has lately been more willing to say "I am wrong" that just stubbornly attempt to think he is right, the way he does it is still extremely defensive which means the issue is still around.
I don't think he will ever get to "ah whatever" levels like Pat, but lowering it to "oops, that was wrong" and then just move on would be the best.
@@Adser261I think Woolie's problem is he can't just admit ignorance without explaining where he got the fragment of info he has. He'll say something half correct, get corrected, then try to argue what he does know, rather than just shut up and let someone give the full rundown.
@@Adser261yeah, I’m not the biggest fan of Woolie’s overall content (mostly subscribed for podcast and occasional memes) but I do think both that the fanbase is occasionally too aggressive in getting upset with him while simultaneously feeling so very annoyed with how he deals with stuff alongside those people
@@gameb9oy I follow mainly the podcast, and I lost interest with woolies stuff cause the mental damage I took on odst with the VISR mode being on during daytime missions was enough to go "Im not gonna enjoy his other stuff...." And even if that statement is wrong. Im staying with it until I see something that drags me back in.
One is heavily melonated, the other is completely devoid of the toxic substance.
I find it very humorous that Pat and woolie are having a good laugh at this viewers condescending tone while the topic itself is about Jeopardy, which I find funny because Alex Trebek (may he rest in peace) was quite possibly the most condescending gameshow host in history, rivaled only by Steve Harvey's quiet "god please shoot me" long stares on Family Feud
Wooljack opportunity at the end there XD
11:40 Allow me to be "that guy" for a second: Wait, that's not true? DAMMIT, What a fool i am.....
Fate Lore : "People Die when they are killed" Part 1 when?
The clarification that Woolie has actually seen the difference between Emiya, Archer, Emiya Archer Alter is extra funny to me. Otherwise he totally gets the majority of what Fate is but I understand just sandbagging all this time since Fate fans are annoying.
As someone who knows nothing about FATE, that Mage Killer does indeed sound cool.
wait the swimming after eating thingisnt true?? fuck, im 25 later this year and that one fucking got me
all you need to know about FGO is that in part 1 you were saving the world and that in part 2 you are now ending several of them. several eldritch abominations are watching with great interest via proxy
By the way, I think "looking stuff up" on Google can be problematic in this day and age.
Recently, I heard someone come out with the "theory" that pirates wore eyepatches to let their eye become accustomed to the dark. They'd wear an eyepatch on deck, then when they'd go below they'd switch eyes to see better in the dark.
In my opinion, this is balderdash.
Pirates are often depicted with hook-hands and peg-legs as well as eye-patches, to demonstrate the hazards and "wages of sin" of piracy, leaving their bodies mutilated by violence and disease, giving them a rather scary and distinctive appearance.
I don't think pirates historically wore eyepatches all the time anyway, any more than the French wear striped pullovers and berets. It's just cheap, easily recognized, costume shorthand and cliché.
Were the eyes getting accustomed to the dark thing true, then why aren't coal-miners the ones who wear eye patches?
However, when I looked it up on Google, "Why did pirates wear eye-patches?" the _first_ result is the BS night-vision theory!
I'd have thought it was just because they're basically all modelled on Long John Silver. But I guess he could have been depicted that way for that reason.
@@CrypticSquid1 Quite so! I would imagine that the peg-legs, eyepatches and hook-hands were basically originally distinctive features of famous fictional pirates (Long John Silver for the peg-leg, JM Barrie's Captain Hook for the hook. I would suppose there may be a famous pirate, either fictional or real, who was noted for having one eye) and those aspects got borrowed and filtered into the common idea of what we think of when we hear the world "pirate"
The problem is that, while a lot of correct information is out there, you need decent skills in source criticism. Most people, sadly, just goes on the levels "This came up when searching" or "This is the opposit of the lie, so it must be true!"
The 2nd one is Extra infuriating, cause it's someone realizing they've been had, and instead of becoming more critical of their sources, they go "Well, screw them, i believe this opposite source Explicitly!"
This is amazing, this one is so real!
I loved how condescending this was perceived to be. Lmao
it was insanely condescending and rude yes
I love Fate for how absurd it can get, it's great.
Being the guy that just makes shit up and people believe is pretty fun.
my mom did the same thing with the dishwasher stuff pat
do not recommend
Had to rebuild my personality a while back and I decided that since I'm good at memorizing facts and figures and stuff, that could be my thing. Donnie is my favorite Ninja Turtle, the earliest favorite character I've ever had was Izzy from Digimon, so I figured that would go alright.
Problem is now I've been walking around planet Earth listening to Sonic the Hedgehog drowning on a loop in my mind's ear ever since I first heard the word "mansplain," all for the benefit of the one-in-a-million chance of *almost* impressing people with obscure marine bio facts.
"Did you know that Patrick Star's voice actor is dead!"
I don't know if this is correct now or not, but some day, it will be.
Similarly: They have done multiple studies on this, and there is no link between children, sugar, and hyperactivity.
Most relatable 17 minutes of my life. However, I don't think there's anything wrong with qualifying your statements. If it's something you don't KNOW for certain, then explicitly stating so takes like a single breath and helps convey important info. I do it all the time.
Jack of all trades master of non
Still means im smarter than 90% of people in something so i always try to learn something
So many things I thought I knew were just things teachers made up on the spot because I was a nerd kid that asked questions they couldn't answer lol
Wait that thing about getting cramps in the water after eating isnt true?????
For the record, the one for Fate is "Remember that time King Arthur had a penis".
That thumbnail alone caused mental damage and a bought of teenage cringe PTSD of the likes I haven’t felt in a while.
God bless. Clipped version of Fate Loremaster Woolie
Hearing Pat go off about all the nonsense his mom told him as a kid re-ignited something that I haven't felt in a long time, because my mom told me those EXACT same lies as a kid. Maybe these are just things that every parent heard/said in the 80s/90s? Although I heard the Paul is Marilyn Manson bit in the schoolyard rather than home.
Man... I genuinely didn't know till now that the swimming after eating thing wasn't true.
Same here, but I'm seeing conflicting things in comments right now which is both funny and comforting in a way.
"yeah man i don't know everything about fate but i know some things" oh yeah like neko arc right *woolie proceeds to read off the wiki page on fate*
Pat's the type of person to believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
Well shit, At least he doesn't think blood is blue until it touches air
You have entered: [ the canadian zone ]
So what is this about Sailor Moon? I really don't want this in my google search history.
Basically one of the characters had a unicorn and I think it loved her or something like that. Funnily enough Silver Age Supergirl had the exact same thing going on so I guess having a magical horse that would die for you is something girls in every country wants.
When i found out FATE was more convoluted than Blazblue, i tapped the fuck out. I dont really blame them for keeping their distance from the series.
it's fuckin not dude. there's a bunch of spinoffs that exist in their own universe, and if you just go into one of them it makes complete sense within itself. it is not blazblue time travel loop bullshit where ragna the bloodedge is named after HIMSELF.
Pat, that story about your mom creating a distrust in common sense things is proof why you need to put your ego aside and make sure your child doesn't grow up thinking you take the toilet paper off the roll and hold it instead of using the roll, I cannot stress how badly you'll ruin your Childs' life if you refuse to learn anything from the years of the internet laughing at your mind goblins and end up passing them onto your children regardless
pretty sure paige will make sure that doesnt happen.
the kid will check the burgers for worms though...
@@heykak and centipedes
@@heykak I hope so, but it only takes one parents behavior to influence a child in negative or positive ways and I don't want to come off as someone helicopter parenting someone elses kids, but I genuinely want Pat to acknowledge the things he honestly says, believes, and does (not just the stuff he does for laughs) can be ruinous for a Childs development if he refuses to acknowledge that his unhealthy aspects of life, could carry over without even realizing it
What podcast had the original email this is following up?
Last episode
I feel like they talk about Fate a lot.
honestly like... its so weird how people get upset with woolie for trying to explain why he came to wrong conclusions bc i feel like his habit of being defensive and then going ok i know i was wrong Multiple times just comes from ppl not letting shit go when he was wrong. like theyre like nuhhhhh you were wrong though even after he acknowledged it and i think its so annoying that neither side can drop it.
and i think wanting to be understood/feeling like you have to justify yourself before an anonymous crowd isnt That weird or like... bad???? i personally find pats edgier leaning into the wrongness coping strat more grating but to each their own i suppose
His audience is large enough that at least a couple douchebags won't let it go and woolie is insecure enough that he sees that as a problem that needs to be resolved. It's why Pat's solution is he no longer cares, you can't solve this problem. Not that I'm putting the blame on Woolie here, if not caring was that easy, psychologists would be out of a job.
yeah this audience hates woolie for some reason and will jump on any possible weakness or percieved mistake and harp on it for 10+ years
I think it is cause it is EVERYTIME. Even when nobody is harping in him. There are times you just need to take the L and go "ok I was wrong" cause no amount of explanation is gonna help you.
Bro my mom told me that tomato's were poisonous
Okay, that one at least has an element of truth. Tomatoes are members of the nightshade family, and most nightshades are extremely poisonous. Tomatoes are obviously safe though, unless you're allergic or something.
@@HanMasho and the idea also came from the fact that tomatoes are a little acidic. So back then their utensils would wear down and poison the tomato soup or whatever they had.
Hurr durr, did you know that in Berserk, horses exist?
I honestly don't know if mentioning the horse by it's name is good anymore. Probably not, so I won't.
Oh wow Berserk is a perfect thing to bring up since that is a thing they follow, but a lot of people only know about the really crazy elements from it.
@@Kango234 Woolie's the worst when he mentions Hellsing. He knows it exists and that Walter is a character, but he doesn't actually know his name.
I am BEGGING someone to explain to Woolie that Archer Emiya isn't black. Shirou is a fucking ginger, he's not "a little Japanese boy".
He's just really tan. They explain how it happened.
"People die if they are killed" isn't 'out of context' it's literally just falsified.
The whole Light in the car thing has always pissed me off so much. Especially after most cars lights switched to LEDs.
Because it was either we're gonna instantly crash or the battery is gonna die instantly Because the lights suck up all the power.
Absolutely nonsense
Reality is. You are annoying your parents.
And actually at night you have a higher chance of being pulled over because the cops will think you are sleep deprived and are trying to stay awake.
I actually didn't know this was fake until a podcast I listened to last year had a similar moment like this clip. I mean I get why it would annoy my parents, but I spent 20 years wondering what the hell lights in a car were for if they were illegal to use at night.
@@ColdNorth0628 Which is some bullshit because what are those lights even for then? To NOT be turned on at night? Oh yeah I'll just turn them on during the day. Ridiculous
Hey here's a description of fate for the next time you need to defend ur enjoyment of fate.
It's like Star Trek. It's a bunch of dumb pseudo science/logic that would never hold up to serious scrutiny, but that's fine cus ur not here for that. You're here for the special effects and the complex character arcs dealing with trauma, redemption, found family and tragedy.
TBF to the japanese boy turning into a black man, that's less because he's got more melanin somehow, and more that he's literally cooked himself from the inside out. Like, that's STRAIGHT UP, the reason that he's black now is that overuse of magic over time can result in you cooking yourself from the inside out, and the SUPER Black version is SUPPOSED to be charcoal black like he was literally cooked before they lightened up the skin tone for sensitivity reasons. Like, straight up using the magic organ thing is ridiculously painful and hot, so you can literally cook yourself with overuse.
And now we know why Pat is weird as fuck.
If Cory Spazkid taught the world anything, it's that weird people come from even weirder parents
Did you know that 2+2=5 for very large values of 2, *however* 2+2≠6 no matter how large the value of 2 is?
Is that terriology?
@@Sonicfalcon16 I don't know what that is. It's an old math joke that large values of two (2.5+) added together get 5, but that you can't get large enough values of two to equal 6.
tl;dr It's a joke.