Old Game Ads Were Gross, New Game Ads Just Lie | Castle Super Beast Clips
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I can't fucking *believe* Pat didn't point out the irony of Woolie mentioning the 'nerd rejecting woman for video games' ad
i can't imagine a world where woolie chooses sex over mahvel
Does it really count though? In these ads they're making a conscious rejection, Woolie never realized what was happening untill after the fact
I missed out on one opportunity for sex with the wife ONCE, due to Animal Crossing New Horizons turnip schedules, and I never played Animal Crossing again from then on.
@@Kaarl_Mills Considering he opened the statement with "These two really hot, bisexual women invited me to their place" Yes, it counts. He knew what they were about.
The same things that would get channels demonetized or even banned are proudly displayed in ad spaces when you least expect them.
You see it's fine when Ad agencies do it, they paid
turns out: bribery can bend a whole lot of rules. who'd a thunk it.
I find myself unable to articulate just how much I despise mobile ads. Or really the mobile app scene in general. The gravestone of Quality Control has been eroded into dust from how much it's been pissed on.
It's certainly a far cry from the days of Jetpack Joyride and Fruit Ninja.
I got RUclips premium almost entirely because of those ads. It's a service they fabricated the need for. "Pay us or we'll keep slipping in 4 hour ads and creepy fetish fuel mobile games for every video above two minutes. Maybe we'll let you skip after 15 seconds, maybe not."
Talk of it makes me extra glad I've never owned a smartphone.
@@IstasPumaNevadaWait what? You're wild for going through life without a smartphone.
Genuinely asking: why don't you have one?
@m.czandogg9576 it's just a thing that happens, I would have thought it was an older person thing not wanting "overly complicated" technology but Nitrorad for example didn't get a smart phone till like last year.
There was a “Got Milk” ad I saw as a child in the late 90s or early 2000s that was immediately pulled off the air.
The mom was telling her 2 kids to drink milk to get strong bones to which the kids respond, “But what about Mr. Johnson, he never drinks milk and look at him.” Cut to an old man attempting to lift a wheelbarrow, and his fucking arms SNAP off and dust puff off his empty arm sockets. Hard cut again to the kids screaming in horror and chugging their glasses of milk.
I literally had nightmares about this ad and I drank milk basically every day from then until I was an adult.
Man, those were wild times to be alive! We had that weird shit with milk at the same time everything was "low-fat" but full of sugar. That led directly to schools having "fat free" chocolate and strawberry milk with something like 23g of sugar. They pulled the same sorta thing with yogurt.
That was NOT pulled off the air, unless it was a regional thing.
I remember seeing that ad for months, because of how vividly the image of the kids chugging down milk and the mom shotgunning the entire gallon.
truly the scared straight of milk
So it was an effective ad campaign. I will never forget the OG "Got Milk" commercial that was actually Directed by Michael Bay back when he actually had some form of directorial talent.
@@LessDevoid Don't they know? Nothing is non-fat.
That's why the world is going to explode one day.
Never forget the bus driver that trash compacted all 151 Pokemon into a GameBoy after entrapping them in a Bus.
That’s a classic
I had thought for the longest time that the marketing strategy of “Play badly in a way so that people know they can do better and buy product” was how the Pokemon anime was written.
I’m so glad they brought Vinny in on this. He’s an expert in the field of disgusting 90’s/mobile game ads
I miss silly live action ads, I already know what the game looks like now without a commercial.
Oh man I remember the oozing bug toys and the "YOU CAN GROSS OUT YOUR OLDER SISTER" ads. Those memories are DEEP in there and I never would have thought about them again until this conversation.
Marketing has and always will be wild but the mid/late 90's was absolute lawless chaos
I really miss the old cringe ads instead of the "and here's the battle pass" ads
Please bring back the cringe
Eh it's the internet if it's cringe people will mock you for it.
And if it’s not liked, it’s cringe as the rule seems to go
@@HorseWithNoBane normalize tougher skin and not giving a fuck
Also make your ad sarcastic or ironic to shield/deny yourself from the criticisms.
Be careful what you'll wish for, cuz some corpo ad rep will mix the cringe ads with the battlepass ads.
The steam game is "YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM!"
yes that is actually the title, and it is all those games you see in the ads.
Those terrible ads probably ruined Earthbound sales. Might even be the reason why we never got Mother 3 officially localized.
The live-action mobile ads are the scariest. I feel like they're advertising reality to be like a Black Mirror episode where social status is based on how much progress you made in the app.
It doesn't compare to 90s love action video game ads, where over half of them either has the user getting Jumanjied into the game cartridge, or enemies from the game Isekai into our world and try to kill you
@@Kaarl_Mills Yeah... but I imagine those at least had higher production value. The mobile ads I see look really cheap. It only adds to the awkwardness.
Those are actually my favorite because I find the idea of some hot lady in an elevator dumping her boyfriend on the spot because the guy next to them is 10 levels above him in rise of kingdoms absolutely hilarious.
"I spend a lot of time scrolling tiktok"
Suddenly it all makes sense.
My favorite old ad was for Smash Brothers, where they reenacted that scene from A Clockwork Orange.
Idk if that was meant to recreate A Clockwork Orange, but I can see why you’d say that. Never connected those dots before.
As if the fart sniffing,foot fungus mobile ads aren't as gross,if not more than the 90s ones
Yeah what the fuck was up with that two week period where I got ads about that shit almost every other video
They’re gross in a new age sort of way
They certainly got a more sexual vibe to them
"In Theatres August 8th!"
All the "fun" of those Kinect TMNT games, you guys made that marketing get across real well all this time later.
I remember an ad for something called like ASMR Hospital Game or something like that where the ad was just people removing earwax or belly button shit or cutting huge chunks out of people’s feet, and the ad had a guy pretending to be a streamer saying “this is so gross but it’s so satisfying!”
I'm pretty sure Vinny has gone over at least one of those ads.
They're unbelievably gross. I detest them with everything I am as a human being.
"Scent based marketing will never be a thing, thankfully."
Uh, you ever walk by a food place and smell something REALLY good?
As a palate cleanser to this kind of stuff, my brain yanked up the ad for Kirby: Canvas Curse. Live action mascot Kirby and a finger being pals just felt nice at the time.
A lot of commercials in the 90s were either weird or gross but no really comparable to a lot of these mobile game ads. I remember plenty ads for things that’ll annoy or gross out your sister or something back then.
Mobile game ads commercial chaos with Woolie and Reggie when?
I mean like half of those ads are foot shit, the jokes write themselves at that point
the mobile game ads that drive me the most insane are the gacha game ads that either a. show literally nothing other than "hey look at this conventionally attractive anime character with zero context" and "a screen that says new players get x free pulls" because one of two things is always true about those ads. either it's literally just some random character with nothing else to convince you to click on it which is basically just jingling keys at that point, or it's a bunch of text that is usually vague enough that only people who already know what gacha games are about would understand because they all use different terms for pulls on their respective slot machines, and at that point, the people you're advertising for are already addicted to their slot machine of choice, or know to rightfully avoid gacha games like the plague. so at that point, who are these ads for?
Those ads where people are speaking in stilted English despite clearly being native speakers legit feel sad to me, like how desperate to eat were you?
I saw a video on this controller yesterday. The pizza smell actually comes from a mister you plug in the back, which somehow makes it both better and worse. Also, the I keep seeing the same stupid ad all over Twitter (I mean X, sorry) that is just various anime girls lifting one of their ankles behind their ears and I don't even want to know where this is going.
I feel like it's worth noting that there were periods when boys were marketed stink as a feature in many toys.
"Anime fan on prom night" and Terry grab-ass
dump slime on your sister and run away
"you will never know what bukake is haha."
Remember back in the early days of the iPhone when people actually thought mobile games were a legitimate form of gaming, because it was a new scene with this whole retro-appeal thing going on with short, snacky games that sold themselves on unique visuals/gameplay loops? Like the Angry Birds/Fruit Ninja heyday. That was nice while it lasted.
Jetpack Joyride my beloved...
I freaking miss Jetpack Joyride.
Mobile gaming peaked at the Infinity Blade trilogy
There are actual good mobile games but you have to dig through so much fucking garbage to find them, and half of them are ports of other platform’s games.
@@hvw2377 I don't doubt there are good games out there, but my point was more that mobile games aren't really seen as pioneers of a new genre of video game anymore, because creativity is more the exception than the rule these days. Only thing mobile games seem to want to innovate on now is how to sucker people into more microtransactions. Or how to get players to ads faster.
Or maybe I'm just cynical because idle games and gacha are the most visible/profitable/disgusting things on app stores now and I can't be bothered to go digging for something I might actually enjoy while I wait for the bus, because Picross is always there to while away a few spare minutes. That *could* certainly be it.
If anyone knows anything about video game ads, it's Vinny.
Through Vinny's Commercial Chaos videos, I've been shoved back through time and made to relive some of the total insanity I grew up with as a kid in the 80's and 90's. It's been a trip.
Old cringe was so good. Today's ads are even more gross than the ads from when I was a kid, frankly. Anything having to do with feet, farts or women are generally 100% degenerate.
I see Pat is wearing one of the shirts Paige got him
Advertisers are not human, change my mind.
As someone who also is susceptible to smells I'd die knowing I'd have this controller stink on my hands and would desperately try to scrub it out the controller
Get the pizza controller for the little brother, or the friend that leaves a visible residue on controllers that they use.
I still have several magazines with those Earthbound scratch and sniff ads. The "chili pepper dog" part still smells to this day in most of them.
I used to work to make those lying video game ads, oh boy the thought process behind some of these things are bad. It hurt my soul to make these sometimes and I didn't even do some of the worst ones.
The worst part is that most of those ads aren't even for selling anything, it's to appeal to someone's fetish just for the hell of it.
Chad lil brother keeping his sister from teenage pregnancy
You buy new controllers instead of just cleaning your bodily oils off of them?
Yeah, he's pretty fuckin' neurotic. He also claims that he "needs" to buy new controllers every six months because "they wear out" that fast. I feel like that's just a cover for him not cleaning his shit once in a while like a normal person.
I've tried that, but they still end up jamming. I even opened up the controller, removed the buttons and cleaned it from the inside. Didn't help.
he did say that he's a freak weirdo for doing it
Never forget the Project Walkway mobile ads bring the worst of all worlds
6:25 ......Woolie.....WTF kind of mobile ads are being Target Marketed towards you? XD
Man, this triggered a ton of old memories. They're dead on on both fronts: 90s ads were fucking wild, and mobile game ads are borderly Idiocracy fake-ad shit.
I want my controllers to come pre-packaged with lint, gunk and sticky buttons so people KNOW I'm a gamer
My favorite phone ad was some boring city building sim and the only reason i remember it was that it just used straight up ark gameplay in the ads
Seeing the mobile game I play, a competent (although, unfortunately gacha) tower defense, advertised with the horniest of all the characters being like "do you want some fuck" is so sad. I've seen the Japanese ads and they're actually realistic and competent, it's almost as funny as it is tragic.
Doom Eternal LP intro was an ad
These ads are straight up designed to gross you out or annoy you to the point you go “what the fuck is THIS crap?” And either share it to laugh or look at it yourself
never forget the purple ketchup
How did I miss this podcast episode?
Gross out your sister marketing was big for sure
I was really disappointed that evony wasn't porn
The most baffling commercials in my opinion are ones where they do an english dub over a bunch of people talking even though these are clearly Caucasian Americans that you can see are mouthing out english dialect, like its a fucking Sonic Adventure IRL dub or some shit
Great video as always!!
No. Smell-o-vision was awesome
I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE
2:28 wait a second... what DO boogers smell like? We're technically smelling them all the time so we're all noseblind to them.
The is no true puzzle game in this world
Okay, but some of them are absolute shitposts from the East man. I love some of the more modern ones sometimes.
_Everything is liiiiiiiiiies._
Fetish marketing era
Can we dox whoever makes these mobile game ads?
I love shitty mobile game ads
Oh yeah those old game ads were soooooo "gross", gosh they're just so evil right? As opposed to the current crop of weird, disgusting, mobile grossout ads and predatory bullshit.
I'll take gross ads, thanks.
Like.
Those ads are where Daar Mann gets his ideas for some of his videos. Yet it's sourced in Horror movies. "Oh the baby sitter is trying to get laid knowing the parents told her not to. It'll really suck if something happened right now" That was PEAK Slasher horror. That's why I can respect the 90s early 00s for going hard since it respected people grew up seeing some shit we wasn't supposed to. People forget they made a few Robocop cartoons for kids. There was a short lived Starship Troopers show that was also aimed at kids.
old ads are based
based on what?