@@raylenn4444 PILLAGE AND PLUNDER!! The hololive idols: Kyaaa! Don’t take our stuff! *Narrator’s note: In reality, Marine was referring to the girls, not their belongings
Wow the most normalest episode ever, nothing magically pops out of nowhere or anything falling from the sky. Just two girls talking for the most part. Amazing
I actually like the way it is now better! Regular slice of life comedy seems to fit them the best! Ofc there is nothing wrong with some magical stuff relating to their lore, but over the top nonsensical stuff is really not my type of humor.
Aqua: Heartwrenching speech about Idols being true to themselves instead of being locked down by people's expectations Also Aqua: "Maids don't have to be good at housework!"
Marine: if you call yourself a maid, shouldn't you be doing housework? if aqua said this.... "If you call yourself a pirate, shouldn't you have a ship and a comrades?" *DESTRUCTION 100* *COUNTER 100*
@@ioio6983 If we're going by bio stating something and that causing something to not work: - Aqua can't do any chores outside of helping with gaming as her bio states that she is "a marine-styled *Virtual Maid* " She maybe could help you clean your messy desktop but that's all. - Marine and Aqua shouldn't even be able to sit in a room together as Aqua is supposed to be a Virtual Maid while Marine's bio never states she's a Virtual Pirate Cosplayer.
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今年一番可愛い玉乗り
かわいい 1:32
ぽる……
@@SO-NANOKA
船長もかわいい
あくたん可愛いな 0:44 1:31
YES
船長1人だと基本ボケ寄りなのにホロメンで集まると他が濃すぎてツッコミに回るしツッコミの素の声好き
それなあああ😂
Seems like every episode, each hololive member goes through an existential crisis. *PAIN PEKO.*
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There's just P a i n...
Pein
I t h u r t s
- _Kureiji Ollie_
Pen peko
1:31可愛いが過ぎるだろオイw
Last episode: Questioning their idolism
Now: Questioning aqua's maidonism
Next: Questioning marine seventeenism
It was already questioned this episode. We all heard the crack.
next: questioning every gen idolism
@@FerunaLutelou it was a teaser for a sequel
@@yezki8 Next episode's gonna be a trip to the chiropractor but all kinds of bullcrappery ensues
@@VortexDS last one whi went there was Subaru and she got a needle on the buttcheeks
*Sounds like fun for Senchou, she's part of the soft butted gang*
There's no end music. Only pain. Back pain.
-peko
Pain peko
Back pain mode
The worst pain
apply counterpain
Today’s episode: No outro music
Me: Something’s wrong, I can feel it....
This is what Hologra looks like in the Hololive Alternative universe.
Something is wrong and Marine can definitely feel it.
Not sure what you mean. There is never an outro song.
@@ShroudedWolf51 there always has been wdym. It’s like a very short outro
@@ShroudedWolf51 the da dadadada dalala da da dalalala
1:32
座長の特技奪ってんじゃねぇよw
そして可愛いかよw
1:42やめてよ急にダイエットだなんてお母さん…
既視感の正体はこれか...
I mean, in Aqua's defense I don't really see Marine doing many "captain-like" things either.
Tbh, in her defence, she's officially labelled as a pirate cosplayer, not an actual pirate xD
She did ride ride her pirate ship in the rain that one episode
Pondering booties is always a pirate endeavor
@@fistpump64 beat me to it
*Plundering
@@minori-kfpdisciplinarycomm6882 Yeah, but so is Aqua. She's not labeled as a real maid either.
Aqua: "It's the walking globe, doesn't that sound good?"
Marine: "no"
Polka: *Pain*
For A Maid = No
For A Circus = *YES*
腰やっちゃうの可愛くて好き
母娘コラボやな()
というかいつものBGM無しのエンド珍しい
そしてツッコミに徹する船長も珍しい
0:45の玉乗りあくたんクソコラ感半端なくて草
船長の「やっちゃった……」が真に迫った声色でとてもドキドキする
船長の「すっごい気にしてる」の言い方すごくすこ
Marine: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
That's my interpertation, of American Advertising
Thank you very much. Thank you.
Asmodai!
やっぱり歳の人が無理すると腰をやってしまいまs…おっと誰か来たようだ
君…………
その後、○○市の沿岸に打ち上げられた海賊船で、腰を重点的に痛めつけられた男性が見つかりましたとさ
@@Mahi_RAN 痛めつけられたっていうか… 腰だけえぐられてんじゃねぇかよ……
上半身だけそこら辺に落っこちてそう
その後彼の姿を見た人いなさそう
船長「やっちゃった…」
あくたん「…えっ？」
リスナー「うん知ってた」
腰
年だしなぁ...あｯ
@@Asagi239 その後、黒焦げになった麦茶氏が発見されたという
@@リムル様はいいぞ 焙じ茶ですか
Ω＼ζ°)ﾁｰﾝ
“You should act more like a real maid”
Said the shipless captain
she still plunders booties and chests like a real pirate does tho XF
Burn
i think the word you looking at is
"unpaid employee"
@@raylenn4444 PILLAGE AND PLUNDER!!
The hololive idols: Kyaaa! Don’t take our stuff!
*Narrator’s note: In reality, Marine was referring to the girls, not their belongings
I do not see your ship, captain.
-James Norrington
やはりマリンは若さに勝てないのか…
Wow the most normalest episode ever, nothing magically pops out of nowhere or anything falling from the sky. Just two girls talking for the most part. Amazing
That big ball actually came out of nowhere
But it was a ball... not a Stand
I actually like the way it is now better! Regular slice of life comedy seems to fit them the best! Ofc there is nothing wrong with some magical stuff relating to their lore, but over the top nonsensical stuff is really not my type of humor.
The only thing that popped out of nowhere was Marine's hip
@@Sandstorm366 Oof! Savage
Aku-tan, are you really a *maid?*
said Marine, the *cosplay pirate*
But atleast Senchou doing Pirate related things. Like Build an actual ship in Minecraft.
Yeah but Marine commits to the role more, unlike Aqua
Aqua should clean houses in Minecraft, then she can be a maid and a gamer
Marine *admits* to being a cosplayer though
@@goldeneggsandwich Aqua do clean houses in the mv
このホログラ見逃してたわ。かわいいなこの親子
Everyone is talking about Onion and Horny pirate but no one's gonna talk about today episode doesn't have the usual ed theme but just absolute silence
It's because Marine broke her hip
Yeahhh I was gonna comment that!!
Yup F Marine Hip
there's something weird, I can sense something is wrong
@@asllen3310 maybe something's coming
"Out of the blue" : No
"Out of the Aqua" : No
"Out of the Marine" : Yes
"Out of the AquaMarine" : Hell yes
50 shades of blue
When Marine said "I think I heard a crack",
*I felt that* ...
But so did she.
same bruuhh
船長ってえ～、ほんとに海賊なんですかぁ～？
海賊が、烏賊に見えた…
@@ぬあ-b1f船長ってえ〜、ほんとに烏賊なんですかぁ〜？
船長って〜、、ほんとに十七なんですか〜〜？
海賊(一応コスプレ)
あくたんよりも効くダメージ
00:25のあくたんの歩き方可愛すぎるでしょ
This just proves Marine is too old for stuff like this. Poor Obachan.
Exactly! And as she just showed us, bones get brittle with age! So, stuff like this is bound to happen.
So sad, she broke a hip
Oh noooo we'll have to huh carry her, that's too bad yeah
Yagoo: Hololive is an idol group
Literally *everyone* in Hololive except Sora: 1:27
nah even Sora broke the idol rules meaning
Hololive is an entertainment company now.
There could be another way to YAGOO's dream.
(Marine says Shikamaru's line)
Then how about azki?
Choco!
いつもの船長なら玉で反応するのに大人しい笑
Marine: "You're not a maid"
Aqua: "Yes I am!!" *kawaii noises*
Shion: "You're not a maid"
Aqua: "SHUT THE FU-"
F
Duality of Onion
"I understood that reference"
F Marine
Marine: you can't do that remember your an idol
Also marine: *i'm horni*
-Marine interviewed YAGOO once and confirmed she is indeed the one and only idol-
1:36あくたんに気をとられてほとんどの人は船長も可愛いことに気づいてない
本当だ
船長"も"可愛い
@@CarlosGhosnOfficial 確かに…！失礼しました。
@@通気性抜群毛布 なんか文面的に嫌な雰囲気出してしまいました……😅すみません…同じV好きとして仲良くしましょ(˘❥˘)
@@CarlosGhosnOfficial 大丈夫です！仲良くしましょー！
最初の英字幕、藪から棒(スティック)が
「Out of aqua(blue)」になってるのがすこ
最高のメイドだったよ…
今までありがとう。
Aqua: Heartwrenching speech about Idols being true to themselves instead of being locked down by people's expectations
Also Aqua: "Maids don't have to be good at housework!"
Oh, hey, character development. Aqua is sticking to the beliefs she expressed in the last episode; cool!
And what she told shion, the plot thickens
I mean thats less development more consistency
0:34 ここ船長の「すっごい気にしてるぅ」が好き
0:58のあくたん可愛すぎじゃないか！？
Marine's back: Man it hurts to be this hip
Marine's hip: man it hurts to be this hip
man it hurts to be a hip
man......... my hip hurts
r/FoundtheInaalts
Marine's injury was so serious, they had moment of silence instead of their usual ED song.
Shes gonna need a new hip
@@lewiskellett5654 Please don't imagine it...
Not sure what you mean. There is never an outro song.
1:27
"Quit forcing your idol views on me"
-Everyone to Yagoo
0:18のあくたん可愛すぎ
終始笑える親子の会話でしたね。
Friend: "Whats your favorite color?"
Me: "Aqua Marine"
Friend: "Why that color?"
Me: "So a pirate and a maid were-"
日に日に可愛く、そして面白くなるホログラ本当最高
“If you call your self a maid, shouldn’t you be doing housework?”
*no, no senchou's got a point*
I thought Aqua will say, “If you call yourself a senchou, shouldn’t you be owning a ship ?”
@@justbon7903 marine got a bottle ship..
Glances at Hololive Alt Aqua.
*hmmmm interesting*
I'm getting a tingling about Sakuya...
Marine: if you call yourself a maid, shouldn't you be doing housework?
if aqua said this....
"If you call yourself a pirate, shouldn't you have a ship and a comrades?"
*DESTRUCTION 100* *COUNTER 100*
*BACKSTAB 100*
but the ship is Marine x Rushia, and the comrades are either the rest of 3rd Gen, or the Houshou Pirates' Club members
But isn't Marine actually a cosplayer wearing a pirate outfit and not an actual pirate
WE ARE HER COMRADES
@@ioio6983 If we're going by bio stating something and that causing something to not work:
- Aqua can't do any chores outside of helping with gaming as her bio states that she is "a marine-styled *Virtual Maid* " She maybe could help you clean your messy desktop but that's all.
- Marine and Aqua shouldn't even be able to sit in a room together as Aqua is supposed to be a Virtual Maid while Marine's bio never states she's a Virtual Pirate Cosplayer.
あくあはいるだけで心が休まる
1:04 あくたん笑顔可愛い
1:51
歳を考えないで無茶しちゃうから……
とある諺が脳裏に浮かんだけど、禁句なので飲み込みました(^^;)
確かにw
@@鉄電気石
冷たい水は美味しかったですか？
（ひやみｚ…）ッ！？
@0528
船長は永遠の17歳だぞ！歳を考えるってなんだよ！
Aqua in holograff : act like spoil kid in front of Marine
aqua reality : talk polite and whisperingly to marine
She was on a lot of "confidence" juice for the shoot
Look at mio and you will also see some differences
It's just the alternate Aqua here; the real Aqua didn't need to look Marine in the eyes, so everything was fine
一般人
『ホロライブはアイドルじゃないだろ笑』
ニキ
『アイドルの定義を押し付けるな☆』
アイドル (意:偶像 信仰の対象となるもの)
ホロライブは芸人の集まりでしょ？(確信)
無敵論法きたな…
アイドル系芸人だから
そもそも一般人はホロライブ知ってんの？
1:32 こんな可愛い玉乗り、初めて見た
Not gonna lie, was definitely expecting Polka to come in as the "circus expert" and also fail miserably at the walking globe
lost opportunity right here
NGL i expected Aqua to actually be able to do it and Polka bursts in and recruits her for her Circus (as obviously Polka herself can't do it XD)
When I seen the tweet I kinda expected her too...
I love how they literally grab the story from their actual stream conversations and made it into a whole plot
Was this actually from a stream lol
Many, if not all of hologra skits are actually from real events of the talents' streams mixed with shennanigans....
@@fv8399 Shion and Aqua were bickering as usual
@@fv8399 the beginning part is from a stream but I think Aqua was talking to Shion instead
It's definitely not just from that specific convo though. Aqua's been teased about it since forever.
The ending song doesnt play
Me: somethings not right i can feel it
Oh ya it didn't thanks for pointing that out.
Marine really break her back 😅
Marine is showing her age. "Old people breaking their hips" age
Aqua and marine: *shows walking globe skills*
Polka: "how cute"
Cutes
polka can do it
"O kawaii koto"
Polka would be proud
(Me having flashbacks on Polka's 3d reveal): YES
"you don't need to do housework you just need a special ability"
*sakuya intensifies*
Sasuga Perfect and Elegant Maid of Scarlet Devil Mansion
But sakuya does housework
@@chaoscontroller4489 shhhhh we don't talk about that
マジギレあくたんカワイイ
後1:33のあくたんが猫っぽくてカワイイ
「だっで...船長...腰が！！！！」
「なーにぎっくり腰の一つくらい日女茶飯事さ」
そんなことよりあくたんかわいい
そんなことよりｨｯｯ！？
@@yu_627 9時間前見っけ
世はまさに！大海賊時代！！！
1:56 いつもの曲が流れない
0:57〜かわいい😇
Aqua and Marine : Goes Walking globe and fails horribly
Polka : Amateurs!
SUS
Polka's skill is pretty SUS
Ameteurs
**also fails, but in confidence**
必死なあくたんも、やっちゃった船長も
かわいい
Marine: heard a crack when falling
Viewers: guess she's old then..
you can tell its very serious cause there is no bgm
Wait?? Did she literally broke it???
A Maid don't do housework
A Captain don't own her ship
Perfect match
あくたんの歩き方ちゅき。
あくたんの玉乗り可愛い。
あ、船長も可愛いよ(((
玉乗りは尾丸んなら楽勝
Next episode: onion asks Marine if she’s a pirate
Well, Marine can just download hacked soft, and she would be the pirate.
@@alexandergeiger9299 ba dum tsss😂
...so we're just gonna gloss over marine having backbone damage, huh.
1:42
やっぱり公式が認める｢おばさん枠｣なんだよなぁ･･･
船長がおばあちゃんな訳ないだろ！！！いい加減にしろ！！！！
誰も船長とは言ってないんだが
@@3eqh 、、、君のような勘のいいガキは嫌いだよ
@@3eqh 君のような(ｒｙ
@@3eqh 君(ry
Only Yamada able to do housework, the “Aqua” in HA is actually Yamada.
船長……銀魂感強いなぁ……
なんか引っかかってたのはそれか!!
ﾏﾘｵﾊﾞｧ「すっごい気にしてるー」のとことかね
1:52 船長のこの顔かわいいな
腰やるとか公式からもしっかりと年寄り扱いされてて草
でも歳より扱いだけど労わって貰えない船長が可哀想
@@fuxuwari1 一味のみんなが労わって笑顔にしてあげればいいのさ……（）
やっぱ船長、演技うんめぇなw
ほんとそれ、マリン船長だけ声当ててる感が無い
違和感仕事して
ほぼ素なところあると思う
他のホロメンも多少棒なれど演技は良いからこのままホロライブオルタナティヴを24クールでオナシャス！
@@まつまっつん-i5j それ300話とかになるんだが……最高か！
@@まつまっつん-i5j 6年続くのか…（歓喜）
1:28 ここ船長の「めんどくせぇ！」が好き
There’s something unsettling about the silence at the end after being so used to the normal jingle that follows these shorts.
Same
I almost think i broke my earphone or something
I remembered the song and it played the song in my mind automatically in the end.
@@CallistroYi same everytime i watch hololive skits
Marine: * Falls *
Also Marine: * Sense Crack *
Later: * Aqua Falls *
0:45 この玉乗り素材に重宝されそう
玉乗りの背景白だからある意味公式BB素材…
CRホロライブがまた出るなら
使われそうじゃない？
1:38 ちょっと現場猫
0:29 つぐのひシリーズを見すぎたせいか、つぐのひって出るんじゃないかとヒヤヒヤしてしまった
It's like when Aqua's skills outside her godly powers are only party tricks and mostly extremely niche, like attracting fish by clapping.
Which Aqua
Hmph hmph, that Goddess Aqua sure is amazing isn't she Kazuma.
@@Eclin yes
船 長 3 回 連 続 出 演
船長は画面に映ってるだけで面白くて便利だから仕方ないね
ハ ッ ト ト リ ッ ク
ししろんの回の船長は出演というか
…ん？ナンダアレハ？
船長との絡みはいつまでも見られる
You know ngl this feels like an episode straight out of the "Monogatari Series". Specifically an interaction between Hachikuji and Araragi
Not enough puns.
"Mariririririn-senchou"
"URUSEEEEE"
Yeah, I can see it.
Not sure about monogatari specifially but it looks like a scene that could happen in all kinds of anime.
@@revolversnake126 wait,
this is not an anime?
0:34 この船長に銀魂みを感じたのと
今回最後のbgmないんやな
でもBGM聴こえてくるよね
脳内再生余裕
てーってれれれーー♪てれれてってってれれれーー♪（幻聴）
Honestly, a personal gaming maid would be really nice, seeing that I don't get a lot of time to game.
I'll do the chores.
yeah, i dont mind doing the chores as long aqua boost my mmr
Elo-boosting maid.
How the table turns
Aqua actually does cleaning. She just helps to clean off all the players in the Apex match.
chores exist
aqua: I'll pretend I didn't see that
Marine: Are you really a maid? I just give birth to you
Aqua: what?
Marine: did i stutter?
?
Marine are you really a pirate?
1コメからのあくたんかわゆすぎ
どんまいです
1コメで1人くそ早くて草
Marine: “I think I heard a crack.”
Aqua: “Eh?”
Everyone: *Eh?*
“Uh, I guess that struck a nerve”
If she had any lmao
PFFFFTTTTTTTT
I spat my drinks lmao
@@FubukiBestFriend was it Aqua?
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0:27 "Yikes, I maid her maid." roll credits
1:32
あくあちゃんやっぱり可愛ええなぁ。
終わりの曲無いのがいい味出してるw
Don’t worry, Aqua was doing some real maid work in the HoloLive Alternative teaser.