"Games over reality. That's been universal truth since ancient times." Fact. Edit: 0:56 "Jinsayhanyomu" Aki is not drunk and sleep talking here, right?
Birbs are actual Dinosaurs tho, they just covered with feathers and much more aerodynamic, but for real 'related' is all at the past, since they ARE dinosaurs, so SHUBA is a dinosaur.
@@Tonatsi not even the drugs can make something as weird as this, they haven't released something into the public yet fearing everyone would be the same as them
It's a reference of Yukkuri meme (just some touhou meme), both the face and her way of speaking. Fubuki did a full yukkuri stream before and her yukkuri mode appeared in some other stream too. Cant give sauce because it's still in private.
Bruh.... That hits way too real xD i think at this point even staff doesn't know what they are doing... Too high on asacoco to comprehend what they do xD
Realising that my history teacher is wrong the whole time: *How many other lies have I been told by the council?* Edit:🎄Merry Christmas Everyone!🎄 (2020, December 7)
![[Anime] Verbal Pek](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gvRPXNAKUp8/mqdefault.jpg)
実はスバルザウルスというのがいました！
スバルザウルス
ASMR と あ""によって恐怖を届けた
編集お疲れ様です(｡*･д･｡)ﾉ
化石はどこの博物館にありますか？
それがスバルドダッグに...
ガァチィ！？
(アヒル科)
The history books I’ve been taught have lied to me this whole time..
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Rushia destroying the Cretaceous period with a desk slam is the most believable theory I’ve seen.
Desk-kun -9999999 HP
Same
Desk-kun extinction event
KT mass extinction was caused by an anime girl with lungs of steel, seems possible
it was the best thing I've seen today. omg that was hilarious.
ゆっくりボイスなのにちゃんとフブキちゃんなんだよな……可愛い
ゆっくり白上の音の外し方ほんと上手いわ
この子なんでもできるな!
My friend : What is Hololive?
Me : *Show this*
My friend : what is this?
Me : *I don't know*
Lmao
I was completely lost watching this
Kusa
lmaoo, i dont know why this remind me of 6 x 3
The right answer is not the right answer
今日は全員まともにしゃべらないのか～って思ってたらみこちが普通にしゃべってきて
「いや、お前はしゃべるんかーい」
ってなった
0:47 ちょこせんせーがそらちゃんを肩車した時にももすりすりしてるの最高
見れば見るほど癖になるゆっくり白上ボイス
よき解説でしたね
狂気だけど、ゆっくり白上、角巻じゃんけんのみこち、ARK廃人、台パンるしあなど、何気にホロライブの史実で草
ちょっと頭おかしくなりそうww
つまりホロライブは狂気
アキロゼの寝言も忘れるな！
@@ヒオ2 じんせいはんみょうむ
@@ショウスケ-j5i 意味わからんかったからYahoo君に聞いた。これは意味わからんくて当然だった。
"Games over reality. That's been universal truth since ancient times."
Fact.
Edit: 0:56 "Jinsayhanyomu" Aki is not drunk and sleep talking here, right?
2:39 ここ字幕オンにすると
desk:-100HP
って出てくるの凝ってて好き
0:27 for personal use
Thanks king
S H U B A
SHUBA
*S H U B A*
Doin gods work
1:15
「今日行くってガチ〜？」
「夕日燃えてんでぇ…」
「すっすっす…」
ここすき
2:15
ゆっくり白上のほっぺたっぽい所揺れてるのすこ
ぽい所w
マジでこの回好きww
ゆっくり白上の解説もかわいい〜w
ゆっくり白上ほんと好き
スバルディノスター。 0:39そして私はホロライブが嫌いです。
@@preppar8872 俺達はお前が嫌い()
腹いてええ
@@preppar8872
嫌いならコメントするなよ。
Subaru: A duck
Dinosaur: Related to birds
Subarusaurus: ANGRY SHUBA!!!
This is misleading. Birds are not simply related to dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs.
Birds are indeed dinosaur
666th like does that mean i am satan
@@Innomenatus You are damn right!
Birbs are actual Dinosaurs tho, they just covered with feathers and much more aerodynamic, but for real 'related' is all at the past, since they ARE dinosaurs, so SHUBA is a dinosaur.
We need a raise for whoever is coming up with these scripts
I imagine everyone just mix their ideas after the staff ask them in the group chat. Probably
The girls do
@@ericp631 that explains more than I would like to admit
@@olfelx They just pump themselves full of Asacoco and just throw ideas at the wall.
wait, there is a script???
やっぱこの回は今までのホロぐらの中でも狂気に満ち溢れている傑作やな、スバルザウルスも可愛いし。
reminder: it's canon rushia rage-slamming her desk temporarily wiped out all life on earth
that part cracked me up
Rushia pettan the earth to oblivion
Desk-kun is the only thing standing between us and mass extinction
Skiddi bap un dada
The Earth has become As Flat as Rushia
I’ve said it as a joke before that Rushia’s desk slam could create an Extinction event and Oh boy I was right!
_"Games > reality. That's been universal truth since ancient times"_ - Shirakami, Fubuki.
The games is now people
amen
0:38辺りのスバルザウルスの威圧感に満ちた顔が地味に好きw
1:15
ちょこ先が今まで鳴き声だったのに
今日行くってガチ〜？
ってセリフがじわじわ来る
😂
それな(笑)
みこちは最初から喋ってるしw
ARKの文明進化は早いのだ
ゆっくりボイスを人力で再現してるの可愛すぎてやばい。
編集の手間を省きかつ可愛い💕
Writer's Block: *exists*
HoloStaff: Where's the Asacoco!?!?
I was wondering where they got their ideas from. It’s the drugs
*sniff* I can smell it
@@zeternal1575 i'm only watching this
@@Tonatsi not even the drugs can make something as weird as this, they haven't released something into the public yet fearing everyone would be the same as them
@@lilypads3033 are you denying the potency of asacoco?
台パンで白亜紀終わったんですね勉強になりました
0:24秒歩き方可愛い
これだけのメンバーを揃えながらこの狂った世界観と意味不明な脚本…
久々にワイらのホロぐらが返ってきたで！(歓喜)
"Games over reality. That's been a universal truth since ancient times."
-Shirakami Fubuki, 65M BCE
*65 million BCE
@@samiamrg7 M stands for million
@@insertfunnyusernamehere19 The comment originally said "2020," but I left my comment because the skit takes place right before the KT extinction.
@@samiamrg7 oh my bad
I don't know who's directing these episodes...but they need a raise.
Hololive girls thats why they are so weird
Therapist: 2d Fubuki can’t hurt you
2D Fubuki: 2:12
@@yaypeacepeace9892 Your jokes are growing more and more AND MORE...
OBSOLETE!
They need a raise to fulfill their crack needs
No,they need less cracks
2:38 ルシアが一体何したってんだいっ！！！すこ
流石るしあの台パン
ほんのわずかな出演時間しかなかったのに、動画の流れに与える影響が桁違いなんよな
@@nimo-_-_-_-259
desk-100HP
は笑った
ルシアが一体何したんだってだえっ！！！
るしあが一体何したってん台ッ！(パアアアアアン)
1:41｢何時までやってたのかなぁ〜？↑｣
Fubuki's Yukkuri face overlayed with her model is both the most cursed and blessed thing I've seen all week.
well, isnt that what Yukkuri's supposed to be?
Yep can agree
This is blursed
@@bartendwetland
The head is fine. It's when it's on top of Fubuki's normal body where the confused screaming starts.
@@Endershock1678 well... it do be like that... i mean, who wouldn't right?
Body yukkuris are the stuff of nightmares. Agreed
No one is talking about how perfect is fubuki narrating
It's as if she's dead inside already just by looking at the script
Ah yes the void, we've been stuck there and we never got out
It's a reference of Yukkuri meme (just some touhou meme), both the face and her way of speaking. Fubuki did a full yukkuri stream before and her yukkuri mode appeared in some other stream too. Cant give sauce because it's still in private.
@@gonoki888 I want that stream back :(
She's got that Attenborough charm
何度観てもほんと秀逸な回やわ
"But a dangerous carnivore lurks the wood at night"
Mio: :D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
I Love how the Rushia desk slam had a "Desk: -100 HP" in the subtitles.
I love how fubuki narates this at an uncomfortably slow pace
Probably a parody of nature shows
@@kamo7293 i think so as well lmfao
@@LycanixMusic She do be takin' it easy.
Look up yukkuri fubuki it is one of her character voice
It's a neta(meme) from the old times: search "Yukkuri shiteitte ne". You can see the reference from Fubuki's face.
1:16
みこちの『夕日燃えてんでぇ』がなんかかっこよくて…笑笑
Shirakami Smugbuki cant hurt you because it doesnt exist.
Shirakami Smugbuki: 2:10
shirakami yukkuri*
@@andrewsatorius4210 bodied Fubuki Yukkuri.
Just thought she's gumball from amazing world of gumball
@aluphie she ate it
The best historical documentary that humanity has ever witnessed.
in short my favorite
Who comes up with this stuff? No seriously, it’s like they start with a single word, then add in more random words until it becomes an entire script.
Where is pekora...usada pekora??
Fubuki's nonchalant voice narrating all of this just makes it so much better
Not to mention her derpy face
Its a term called yukkuri or "slowly". And the derpy face is a touhou meme.
She has done it before, its a character she does from time to time, last time i remember her doing it was on a scary stories stream with mio iirc
@@Noboone2 makes me wonder if there's the potential for kurokami yukkuri
いまだに見るのを止められない。
これは俺だけじゃないはず。
妙にクセになるよねこれ。
Considering the actual cretaceous period, this would mean that all Hololive members that are birds today are descended from Shubarusaurus.
あ- why you gotta do this to me
Sounds about right
She is the God of birds
Subaru got it on, huh
Ah so they were all ducks back then. Good to know.
いや、このシナリオを書いてる人とGOサイン出す人の頭がわかんねぇ（めっちゃ褒めてる）
"Games over Reality" and thus, the Corona plague was defeated.
Plot twist: The game is Plague Inc.
0:27 すばるの「シュバ...」ってマジキャワ
0:46 I don't know which is better
1. Choco enjoying Sora thighs
2. Subaru doing the coffin dance
How about both?
The 2 made me just noticed right now
3. Miko playing Tsunomaki Janken
I paused at like the perfect moment here ya go 0:50
4. Subaru's smug face
0:39のスバルの顔めっちゃ好きww
わかる
イェレナ思い出したの僕だけですか？
イェレナとレベル桁違いやけどね笑
ドM？
@@brooke951218
ドH？
0:49 Choco sensei enjoying herself with a Goddess tier Thigh
Good eye
Wow just notice that thanks
Was about to comment on it too but yes Choco sensei is very cultured.
Aqua energy
Now i'm jealous
0:57 ここめちゃすこ
0:22 スバルザウルスの鳴き声と足音かわいい
3:00 からのスバルがピングーのトラウマ回
顔茶色になってそう
I’ve only just realised this, but why is Hacchama’s (yes Hacchama, not Haato) head stuck in the sand, and what are the physics of her skirt?
@@lilboygthorns7373 I guess that is because Haachama is はあちゃまっちゃま～.That is all, isn't it?
“Games over reality.”
*They hated Fubuki because she spoke the truth*
1k likes but no comment?
@@yesimtommy804 °___°
@@yesimtommy804 ;-;
shuba
Who would hate fubuki?
2:01 ここからの流れが最高
2:14 おお、かわいいかわいい
ゆっくり白上は癖になるからやめて（歓喜
何回みてるんだろうこれ…
太古の昔ってのよりニコニコ全盛期の香りがする
Legend has it that Miko is still challenging Tsunomaki rock paper scissors till this day
After tens of millions of years she has finally won once
Doctor: Distorted smug Fubuki isn’t real she can’t hurt you!
Distorted smug Fubuki:
Paper fbk
Fubuki has become a Yukkuri.
Yukkuri fubuki lmao
“OH MY GAHD WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAACE?!?”
Fubuki Attenborough
0:26 Shuba!
0:42 Shubaaaa!
1:26 Shuba! Shuba! Shuba! Shuba!
1:53 SHUBA! SHUBA! SHUBA! SHUBA! SHUBA!
2:30 shuba!
S h u b a
Its driving me CRAZY
Subaru angry moment XD
2:38 R U S I A G A N A N I W O S I T A T E N D A I !!
Narrator Fubuki: "...but a dangerous carnivore lurks the wood at night."
Mio: *happy :D*
Dunno, seems pretty legit to me.
I think,its not Mio,its Mion ....🤣 the loli version of Mama wolf
:D
cute facking wolf
Best part of the video
Before: Damn hololive is weird
Now: Damn hololive is weird
Now: Damn it got weirder
@@insertfunnyusernamehere19 after then: Damn, still weird
After ton of time we wasted its still weird
Before: Weird about u see it and leave it
Now: Weird about u see it and keep it
Me, still watching Hololive as an old man: Damn, hololive is weird.
1:12
誰も言ってないけど、
ここのミオしゃの仁王立ちが可愛いだ
わかる
わかります！！！
袖がなくて、より獣っぽさが増してて可愛いですよね！
音ちっちゃいけど「ﾊﾊ…」って言ってるよ
わかるマン
@@Kai-df3gm わか...ルマーーーーン!
スバルザウルスの鳴き声めっちゃ好き
“Games over reality. That’s been universal truth since ancient times”
She speaks the language of the gods
It because SJW, PETA, BLM, UN, and Society give Reality a Bad Name.
@@unclepaul1995 UN? united nations?
@@proxy90909 Probably talking about WHO incompetence being an example of UN inadequacy.
@@boymahina123 i dont get who "WHO" is, is that an acronym for someone or some plan/action/organization? or are you avoiding to say someones name?
@@proxy90909 WHO is World Health Organization
2:35 自分用。るしあかわいい
俺も使っていい？
有能（一日に3回は聞かないとやってらんねー）助かります
@@夕焼け-g7j
三回で済むのか…
俺は10回ほど
台パンで恐竜を絶滅させた女
ありがたき
フブ姉の棒読みのモノマネのクオリティ高すぎて軽く1時間わろてる
自分用0:37 はあちゃまっちゃまーー
0:43 しゅばぁぁぁぁぁ
0:56 人生はんみょうむ？
1:27しゅばぁ連呼 ちゃまー連呼
1:56 しゅばぁぁ連呼 はあちゃもうアヒル飲めない
2:09ゆっくりフブキちゃんIN
2:25 35億
2:36 ERROR
2:40ルシアちゃん台パン
That "Tsunomaki, Tsunomaki, Tsunomaki, Tsunomaki" spoke to me on a spiritual level
EN viewers: wtf ... surely the Japanese understand this video
JP viewers: we don't understand either
i stop questioning hologura on 5th episode (• ▽ •;)
At this point, questioning HoloGura is slowly inching towards being taboo.
@@hotkokoa This! xD
It's true, but why am I laughing
Other viewers: understandable, have a nice day
New Holofans:"what happen?"
Old Holofans:"i don't know bro"
Holo staff:"please dont ask"
Bruh.... That hits way too real xD i think at this point even staff doesn't know what they are doing... Too high on asacoco to comprehend what they do xD
Yagoo: This is it... We've won... But at what cost...
Hololive member doing this video: Did we take to much asacoco?
Don't ask, just enjoy.. The anime is random after all
@@kuoiha7512 i mean, we enjoy... But, y'know... Sometimes people want to at least partially understand what happens... Rather than just seeing...
0:48のスバルさんの動きが棺ダンスなのが地味に面白い（笑）
I remember when YAGOO said, "Let there be light," and there was light.
I thought there will be *immeasurable blood pressure* first?
@@xenalee6836 With Great AKB48-like idol group, comes great immeasurable blood pressure.
2:12
座り方から古のネット民の匂いがする
今回ちょっと長めだなと思ったら、その分カオスが煮詰まってた
2:38 るしあただのとばっちりで草
珍しく作品として物語を理解出来たしちゃんと面白かった
この回歴代ほろグラの中でも五本の指に入るくらい面白い
マジ！？
Realising that my history teacher is wrong the whole time: *How many other lies have I been told by the council?*
Edit:🎄Merry Christmas Everyone!🎄
(2020, December 7)
schools were teaching us the wrong history the whole time
SNIFF is that a reference I smell
*And how do you even know YOU have the whole truth!?*
me: From my point of view the history teachers are wrong
Teacher: Well then you are lost
Yes.
アキちゃんの「そだね」と「草」ほんとすこ
Therapist: Calm down, Sora-chan on Jurassic Park isn't real.
Sora-chan on Jurassic Park: 0:15
You're worried about that while rushia blasting planets
0:28
恐竜の着ぐるみ可愛すぎる
思った
Me: "If I had a time machine, I'd go back millions of years in time to witness how life began on Earth"
The beginning of life on Earth:
you say that like its a bad thing
not at all! This is wonderful.
Acre
"My point still stands !"
2:32 ゆっくりフブキ飛ばされるw
2:35 るしあのパソコン破壊
2:37 るしあが一体何したってんだい!!
ホロぐらで一番好きだし定期的に見たくなる
0:55 喋れない世界線なのかな？という予想を
簡単にぶち壊すみこち
「なるほどにぇ」
夕陽燃えてんでぇ
エリートだから...
I'm just gonna pretend to understand japanese
@厚生労働省official1127人の大臣[30人目標] て、天才がおる
Damn, concentrated asacoco hits hard. We're hitting "bruh" levels that shouldn't even be possible.
This is beyond bruh
0:25他の恐竜の足音がドスンドスンに対してスバルザウルス（本人）の足音が可愛すぎるんだが？
"Are ya winning, son?"
"I honestly have no idea, dad."
omg hahahahaha
0:48 Choco sensei is enjoying Sora's thighs
Can you blame her ? That's quite a unique opportunity
I would gladly kill half of world population for it
Ah, man, true idol thighs must be really firm yet soft from all the dancing moves. Who can blame Choco.
lol, I didn’t notice that xD
@@whoami1449 Only half!?
Last Episode: A whole episode full of Ayame's cuteness
This Episode: Absolute CHAOS
2 sides of the same coin
The duality of hololive
Glad it's back to normal.
Is what I'd say if I was glad
Perfectly Balanced, as all things should be.
I need to turn the playback speed to 0.25x just to understand at least 1% of today's episode
内容カオスだし一番すこすこな回よ。るーちゃんもおるし
「しゅば！」が鳴き声として認定された瞬間である
最近のホロぐらは「カオスにしとけば良いってもんじゃないよね」っていう風潮があったよね
それを断ち切ってくれたよね
なにも分からんもん
今回はマジでなんも分からんかった
ゲンシカイキ
2:36停止した状態で押すと可愛い絵が見れる
これがまさかの今後の伏線だったとはこの時はまだ誰も知る由もなかった
ここ最近の作品、意味が理解できて不安だったから安心した
ありがとう
理解できたんか…？
これはもう...手遅れぇですねぇ(ゆっくりボイス)
ま？
理解できなくて安心したんだな
ワイもやで
宇宙なんだよなあ...
0:16 Sora trying to keep everyone from crushing Yagoo's dream
0:38 Subaru: "Pathetic"
yo can you hear the shiny smily story as the bgm
its around 0:38
ゆっくり白上、つのまきじゃんけんに毒されたみこち、ARK、台パンるしあ、カオス
あれ？これホロライブの歴史では？
あと寝落ち
スバルドダックとはあちゃまっちゃまーもだな
盛り合わせ
欲張りセットやめろ(もっとやれ)
この回が1番好きです！
フブキちゃんのゆっくりが可愛すぎて大好きです💕
0:48 is no one gonna talk about Choco just indulging herself in Sora's thighs?
i'm jealous of her 草
Well she is a Succubus
Just a normal day on the job
Lol
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)