[Anime] Survival of the Fittest
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2020
- hololive ensemble concert, "hololive 2nd fes. Beyond the Stage Supported By Bushiroad," confirmed for December 21-22!
Tickets now on sale→ beyondthestage.hololive.tv/ti...
You won't believe what happened in the Cretaceous period.
Leave your thoughts in the comments or using the hashtag #ホロぐら
▶︎Holo no Graffiti
【ep81】 • 【アニメ】助けて!焼かれる!
【ep82】This One
【ep83】On Show 2020 December 6th Sunday Night!
【Playlist】 • Playlist
▶Hololive official Twitter▷ / hololivetv
▶Hololive official Homepage▷ www.hololive.tv/
※Active recruits for new talents and management/technical staff!
▶Official Fan-club of Hololive▷ ch.nicovideo.jp/hololive
▶Our Talents Here in Hololive Production▷
Be sure to Follow, and Subscribe to your Favorite!
【Sora Tokino】t.co/YVd92xsmZA
【Roboco-san】t.co/9Tw5lajPeC
【Mel Yozora】t.co/pkoy96vn5G
【Aki Rosenthal】t.co/Mzm8hyXI0L
【Heart Akai】t.co/1y1AhHTbnF
【Fubuki Shirakami】t.co/R9TNhC7sPO
【Matsuri Natsuiro】t.co/6IbKSqaxIW
【Aqua Minato】t.co/JLElyrjgQe
【Shion Murasaki】t.co/AmEMVf4oIF
【Ayame Nakiri】t.co/DR2yLYpy64
【Choco Yuzuki】t.co/Jhi00IT8kg
【Subaru Oozora】t.co/1XIcn8rNbM
【AZKi】t.co/nGfoMnduP3
【Mio Ookami】t.co/srC9Gb4Mxi
【Miko Sakura】t.co/FM8eBkuiOO
【Okayu Nekomata】t.co/JoeI3u9YjS
【Korone Inugami】t.co/qeTXwRU2F1
【Pekora Usada】ur2.link/TNHm
【Rushia Uruha】ur2.link/OVUL
【Marine Hosho】ur2.link/wYKa
【Flare Shiranui】ur2.link/T5zu
【Noel Shirogane】ur2.link/hWs3
【Suisei Hoshimachi】t.co/VezQQPDAO0
【Kiryu Coco】bit.ly/2ZAwKo4
【Kanata Amane】bit.ly/37b5AXk
※Current members
▶Holo-Animation Season Two「Holo no Graffiti」▷
• Playlist
▶Holo-Animation Season One「A Miko's Job!」▷
• Playlist
Welcome to Hololive Channel♪
If you translate our videos into your native language, we'd be grateful !!
ruclips.net/user/timedtext_cs_p... - Развлечения
実はスバルザウルスというのがいました!
スバルザウルス
ASMR と あ""によって恐怖を届けた
編集お疲れ様です(。*・д・。)ノ
化石はどこの博物館にありますか?
それがスバルドダッグに...
ガァチィ!?
(アヒル科)
The history books I’ve been taught have lied to me this whole time..
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
My friend : What is Hololive?
Me : *Show this*
My friend : what is this?
Me : *I don't know*
Lmao
I was completely lost watching this
Kusa
lmaoo, i dont know why this remind me of 6 x 3
The right answer is not the right answer
ゆっくり白上の音の外し方ほんと上手いわ
この子なんでもできるな!
ゆっくりボイスなのにちゃんとフブキちゃんなんだよな……可愛い
Rushia destroying the Cretaceous period with a desk slam is the most believable theory I’ve seen.
Desk-kun -9999999 HP
Same
Desk-kun extinction event
KT mass extinction was caused by an anime girl with lungs of steel, seems possible
it was the best thing I've seen today. omg that was hilarious.
マジでこの回好きww
ゆっくり白上の解説もかわいい〜w
ゆっくり白上ほんと好き
スバルディノスター。 0:39そして私はホロライブが嫌いです。
@@preppar8872 俺達はお前が嫌い()
腹いてええ
@@preppar8872
嫌いならコメントするなよ。
2:15
ゆっくり白上のほっぺたっぽい所揺れてるのすこ
ぽい所w
0:27 for personal use
Thanks king
S H U B A
SHUBA
*S H U B A*
Doin gods work
2:39 ここ字幕オンにすると
desk:-100HP
って出てくるの凝ってて好き
2:38 ルシアが一体何したってんだいっ!!!すこ
流石るしあの台パン
字幕付けてみ
ほんのわずかな出演時間しかなかったのに、動画の流れに与える影響が桁違いなんよな
@@huse____
desk-100HP
は笑った
ルシアが一体何したんだってだえっ!!!
"But a dangerous carnivore lurks the woods at night"
Mio: :D
:D 🔥
That "Dangerous carnivore" is lucky that Ame hasn't got her 3D model yet ...
>:D
If you see piles of barf, you know she's nearby.
1:12
狂気だけど、ゆっくり白上、角巻じゃんけんのみこち、ARK廃人、台パンるしあなど、何気にホロライブの史実で草
ちょっと頭おかしくなりそうww
つまりホロライブは狂気
アキロゼの寝言も忘れるな!
@@user-sh3zi6ef3q じんせいはんみょうむ
@@user-qp6by6go4w 意味わからんかったからYahoo君に聞いた。これは意味わからんくて当然だった。
0:47 ちょこせんせーがそらちゃんを肩車した時にももすりすりしてるの最高
0:38辺りのスバルザウルスの威圧感に満ちた顔が地味に好きw
Writer's Block: *exists*
HoloStaff: Where's the Asacoco!?!?
I was wondering where they got their ideas from. It’s the drugs
*sniff* I can smell it
@@zeternal1575 i'm only watching this
@@Tonatsi not even the drugs can make something as weird as this, they haven't released something into the public yet fearing everyone would be the same as them
@@lilypads3033 are you denying the potency of asacoco?
この回歴代ほろグラの中でも五本の指に入るくらい面白い
マジ!?
台パンで白亜紀終わったんですね勉強になりました
0:24秒歩き方可愛い
We need a raise for whoever is coming up with these scripts
I imagine everyone just mix their ideas after the staff ask them in the group chat. Probably
The girls do
@@ericp631 that explains more than I would like to admit
@@flysium They just pump themselves full of Asacoco and just throw ideas at the wall.
wait, there is a script???
reminder: it's canon rushia rage-slamming her desk temporarily wiped out all life on earth
that part cracked me up
Rushia pettan the earth to oblivion
Desk-kun is the only thing standing between us and mass extinction
Skiddi bap un dada
The Earth has become As Flat as Rushia
1:16
みこちの『夕日燃えてんでぇ』がなんかかっこよくて…笑笑
0:27 すばるの「シュバ...」ってマジキャワ
No one is talking about how perfect is fubuki narrating
It's as if she's dead inside already just by looking at the script
Ah yes the void, we've been stuck there and we never got out
It's a reference of Yukkuri meme (just some touhou meme), both the face and her way of speaking. Fubuki did a full yukkuri stream before and her yukkuri mode appeared in some other stream too. Cant give sauce because it's still in private.
@@gonoki888 I want that stream back :(
She's got that Attenborough charm
0:46 I don't know which is better
1. Choco enjoying Sora thighs
2. Subaru doing the coffin dance
How about both?
The 2 made me just noticed right now
3. Miko playing Tsunomaki Janken
I paused at like the perfect moment here ya go 0:50
4. Subaru's smug face
0:26 Shuba!
0:42 Shubaaaa!
1:26 Shuba! Shuba! Shuba! Shuba!
1:53 SHUBA! SHUBA! SHUBA! SHUBA! SHUBA!
2:30 shuba!
S h u b a
Its driving me CRAZY
Subaru angry moment XD
2:38 R U S I A G A N A N I W O S I T A T E N D A I !!
0:25他の恐竜の足音がドスンドスンに対してスバルザウルス(本人)の足音が可愛すぎるんだが?
"Games over reality. That's been a universal truth since ancient times."
-Shirakami Fubuki, 65M BCE
*65 million BCE
@@samiamrg7 M stands for million
@@insertfunnyusernamehere19 The comment originally said "2020," but I left my comment because the skit takes place right before the KT extinction.
@@samiamrg7 oh my bad
Subaru: A duck
Dinosaur: Related to birds
Subarusaurus: ANGRY SHUBA!!!
This is misleading. Birds are not simply related to dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs.
Birds are indeed dinosaur
666th like does that mean i am satan
@@Innomenatus You are damn right!
Birbs are actual Dinosaurs tho, they just covered with feathers and much more aerodynamic, but for real 'related' is all at the past, since they ARE dinosaurs, so SHUBA is a dinosaur.
やっぱこの回は今までのホロぐらの中でも狂気に満ち溢れている傑作やな、スバルザウルスも可愛いし。
2:01 ここからの流れが最高
I love how fubuki narates this at an uncomfortably slow pace
Probably a parody of nature shows
@@kamo7293 i think so as well lmfao
@@LycanixMusic She do be takin' it easy.
Look up yukkuri fubuki it is one of her character voice
It's a neta(meme) from the old times: search "Yukkuri shiteitte ne". You can see the reference from Fubuki's face.
Shirakami Smugbuki cant hurt you because it doesnt exist.
Shirakami Smugbuki: 2:10
shirakami yukkuri*
@@andrewsatorius4210 bodied Fubuki Yukkuri.
Just thought she's gumball from amazing world of gumball
@aluphie she ate it
0:48のスバルさんの動きが棺ダンスなのが地味に面白い(笑)
2:38 るしあただのとばっちりで草
_"Games > reality. That's been universal truth since ancient times"_ - Shirakami, Fubuki.
The games is now people
amen
今日は全員まともにしゃべらないのか~って思ってたらみこちが普通にしゃべってきて
「いや、お前はしゃべるんかーい」
ってなった
0:57 ここめちゃすこ
2:32 ゆっくりフブキ飛ばされるw
2:35 るしあのパソコン破壊
2:37 るしあが一体何したってんだい!!
Considering the actual cretaceous period, this would mean that all Hololive members that are birds today are descended from Shubarusaurus.
あ- why you gotta do this to me
Sounds about right
She is the God of birds
Subaru got it on, huh
Ah so they were all ducks back then. Good to know.
New Holofans:"what happen?"
Old Holofans:"i don't know bro"
Holo staff:"please dont ask"
Bruh.... That hits way too real xD i think at this point even staff doesn't know what they are doing... Too high on asacoco to comprehend what they do xD
Yagoo: This is it... We've won... But at what cost...
Hololive member doing this video: Did we take to much asacoco?
Don't ask, just enjoy.. The anime is random after all
@@kuoiha7512 i mean, we enjoy... But, y'know... Sometimes people want to at least partially understand what happens... Rather than just seeing...
いまだに見るのを止められない。
これは俺だけじゃないはず。
妙にクセになるよねこれ。
スバルザウルスの鳴き声めっちゃ好き
The best historical documentary that humanity has ever witnessed.
in short my favorite
Who comes up with this stuff? No seriously, it’s like they start with a single word, then add in more random words until it becomes an entire script.
Where is pekora...usada pekora??
見れば見るほど癖になるゆっくり白上ボイス
よき解説でしたね
何度観てもほんと秀逸な回やわ
アキちゃんの「そだね」と「草」ほんとすこ
Fact about T-Rex:
- Not Reptilians but Birds
-They are Duck Family
-Their name is Subarusaurus
- They died not because of Meteor or Lava but because of a Cutting Board
Hmm
To be fair, the first one is actually true!
If, in any situation, you think you aren't scared enough, remember this: Dinosaurs didn't quite die out. The survivors shrank. We call them "birds" now.
A cutting bo- *dead*
@@CiaranMaxwellThat's Fact
And so will you
1:15
「今日行くってガチ〜?」
「夕日燃えてんでぇ…」
「すっすっす…」
ここすき
I don't know who's directing these episodes...but they need a raise.
Hololive girls thats why they are so weird
Therapist: 2d Fubuki can’t hurt you
2D Fubuki: 2:12
@@yaypeacepeace9892 Your jokes are growing more and more AND MORE...
OBSOLETE!
They need a raise to fulfill their crack needs
No,they need less cracks
自分用0:37 はあちゃまっちゃまーー
0:43 しゅばぁぁぁぁぁ
0:56 人生はんみょうむ?
1:27しゅばぁ連呼 ちゃまー連呼
1:56 しゅばぁぁ連呼 はあちゃもうアヒル飲めない
2:09ゆっくりフブキちゃんIN
2:25 35億
2:36 ERROR
2:40ルシアちゃん台パン
0:56 Ok, that's adorable af.
the mouth animation was fucking precious!
"Games over reality. That's been universal truth since ancient times."
Fact.
Edit: 0:56 "Jinsayhanyomu" Aki is not drunk and sleep talking here, right?
1:15
ちょこ先が今まで鳴き声だったのに
今日行くってガチ〜?
ってセリフがじわじわ来る
😂
それな(笑)
みこちは最初から喋ってるしw
ARKの文明進化は早いのだ
るしあがいったい何したってんだい、のとこ1番好き
0:27 「しゅばぁ」のパンチ強すぎて魂だけ抜けました...
0:49 Choco sensei enjoying herself with a Goddess tier Thigh
Good eye
Wow just notice that thanks
Was about to comment on it too but yes Choco sensei is very cultured.
Aqua energy
Now i'm jealous
"Are ya winning, son?"
"I honestly have no idea, dad."
omg hahahahaha
2:40のるしあ最強で草
これがまさかの今後の伏線だったとはこの時はまだ誰も知る由もなかった
Fubuki's Yukkuri face overlayed with her model is both the most cursed and blessed thing I've seen all week.
well, isnt that what Yukkuri's supposed to be?
Yep can agree
This is blursed
@@bartendwetland
The head is fine. It's when it's on top of Fubuki's normal body where the confused screaming starts.
@@Endershock1678 well... it do be like that... i mean, who wouldn't right?
Body yukkuris are the stuff of nightmares. Agreed
ゆっくりボイスを人力で再現してるの可愛すぎてやばい。
編集の手間を省きかつ可愛い💕
1:13笑うミオしゃ良いですねぇ
内容カオスだし一番すこすこな回よ。るーちゃんもおるし
Before: Damn hololive is weird
Now: Damn hololive is weird
Now: Damn it got weirder
@@insertfunnyusernamehere19 after then: Damn, still weird
After ton of time we wasted its still weird
Before: Weird about u see it and leave it
Now: Weird about u see it and keep it
Me, still watching Hololive as an old man: Damn, hololive is weird.
Rushia's gamer rage was a literal extinction event. Sounds plausible.
0:27あぁ…心が浄化される…
0:39のスバルの顔めっちゃ好きww
わかる
イェレナ思い出したの僕だけですか?
イェレナとレベル桁違いやけどね笑
ドM?
@@brooke951218
ドH?
Doctor: Distorted smug Fubuki isn’t real she can’t hurt you!
Distorted smug Fubuki:
Paper fbk
Fubuki has become a Yukkuri.
Yukkuri fubuki lmao
“OH MY GAHD WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAACE?!?”
Fubuki Attenborough
定期的に見てしまうw
ゆっくりボイス最高過ぎるw
The funniest part is how everyone was full pokemon and then Miko just speaks normally
Fubuki's nonchalant voice narrating all of this just makes it so much better
Not to mention her derpy face
Its a term called yukkuri or "slowly". And the derpy face is a touhou meme.
She has done it before, its a character she does from time to time, last time i remember her doing it was on a scary stories stream with mio iirc
@@Noboone2 makes me wonder if there's the potential for kurokami yukkuri
I Love how the Rushia desk slam had a "Desk: -100 HP" in the subtitles.
The meta-comedy of Fubuki commenting on Hololive members oversleeping and forgetting an important task.
白亜紀の終焉がるしあの台パンなの何度見ても草
いや、このシナリオを書いてる人とGOサイン出す人の頭がわかんねぇ(めっちゃ褒めてる)
“Games over reality.”
*They hated Fubuki because she spoke the truth*
1k likes but no comment?
@@yesimtommy804 °___°
@@yesimtommy804 ;-;
shuba
Who would hate fubuki?
この回が1番好きです!
フブキちゃんのゆっくりが可愛すぎて大好きです💕
この回が個人的に一番理解出来んくて好き
なん…だと……
0:48 Choco sensei is enjoying Sora's thighs
Can you blame her ? That's quite a unique opportunity
I would gladly kill half of world population for it
Ah, man, true idol thighs must be really firm yet soft from all the dancing moves. Who can blame Choco.
lol, I didn’t notice that xD
@@whoami1449 Only half!?
2:35 自分用。るしあかわいい
俺も使っていい?
有能(一日に3回は聞かないとやってらんねー)助かります
@@user-jo3bi5yl9u
三回で済むのか…
俺は10回ほど
台パンで恐竜を絶滅させた女
ありがたき
0:27 まじここ可愛い
それな
みこち語の勉強に丁度良い教材ですね!
EN viewers: wtf ... surely the Japanese understand this video
JP viewers: we don't understand either
i stop questioning hologura on 5th episode (• ▽ •;)
At this point, questioning HoloGura is slowly inching towards being taboo.
@@hotkokoa This! xD
It's true, but why am I laughing
Other viewers: understandable, have a nice day
I’ve said it as a joke before that Rushia’s desk slam could create an Extinction event and Oh boy I was right!
2:09 きめぇ丸みたい(ボソッ)
0:09ちょこ先かわいい…
0:28スバゥかわいい…
0:37はあちゃまかわいい…
これだけのメンバーを揃えながらこの狂った世界観と意味不明な脚本…
久々にワイらのホロぐらが返ってきたで!(歓喜)
最初「なにこれ」
途中「なにこれ」
最後「なぁにこれぇ」
にゃ?
@@user-iz7mv7sd5t nya?
?「なぁにこれぇ⭐️」
影響受けてて草
うんうん、なぁにこれぇ()
昔は登場人物全員わからなかったけど今では全員フルネームでわかる
0:40 このスバルの顔が好きすぎる
Legend has it that Miko is still challenging Tsunomaki rock paper scissors till this day
After tens of millions of years she has finally won once
"Games over Reality" and thus, the Corona plague was defeated.
Plot twist: The game is Plague Inc.
文字起こし機能のおかげで少しずつ色が付く字幕や震える字幕は字幕が置き換えられていることに気づいた……努力の賜物だったんやな……
2:35
ルシアが何したってんだー!
…いや、ほんとにねぇ😱
こうして令和は、終わりを迎えました
“Games over reality. That’s been universal truth since ancient times”
She speaks the language of the gods
It because SJW, PETA, BLM, UN, and Society give Reality a Bad Name.
@@unclepaul1995 UN? united nations?
@@proxy90909 Probably talking about WHO incompetence being an example of UN inadequacy.
@@boymahina123 i dont get who "WHO" is, is that an acronym for someone or some plan/action/organization? or are you avoiding to say someones name?
@@proxy90909 WHO is World Health Organization
Therapist: Calm down, Sora-chan on Jurassic Park isn't real.
Sora-chan on Jurassic Park: 0:15
You're worried about that while rushia blasting planets
0:48 チョコ先生がそらちゃんの太ももを
堪能しているの笑う
結局これが一番好き
Doctor: “Subarusaurus isn’t real, she can’t hurt you”
Subarusaurus:
*He?*
Rip womanity
Shubaaaa!
He. ??
Me: Can't be worse than Kimeemaru Fubuki
Kimeemaru Fubuki:
Narrator Fubuki: "...but a dangerous carnivore lurks the wood at night."
Mio: *happy :D*
Dunno, seems pretty legit to me.
I think,its not Mio,its Mion ....🤣 the loli version of Mama wolf
:D
cute facking wolf
Best part of the video