"YOUR WELCOME" with Michael Malice
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- Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2023
- Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) invites comedian and friend, Dave Landau, onto the show to talk about how bad Dave looks, his recent purchase of an exercise bike, drug addiction in America, and there's a lot of talk about Dave's mom's wedding dress.
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The world needs more Landau and Malice! Great show fellas!
“I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more Landau.”
@@toothgrinder2760 🤣🤣🤣
Agree but I really miss Dave and Anthony. They both made each other funnier and that’s saying something. Best combo ever
"Who wants to die? Well, me, most of the time, but just not yet." .... relatable Dave, relatable 😂
5 minutes in and I’m so glad Dave is on again😂
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard over dark humor on this podcast. 😂
I went to school with Dave and his twin brother. Guy is nuts 😂. I love his humor.
He has a twin??
Oh god was he really as bad as he says he was in his stories? Lol.
He was molested by a werewolf.
@@ralphh4131 identical
@mikepalmer2219 yeah, he enjoyed substances. I do believe he had to repeat his senior year. In high school he was a twig. So skinny 😄
I have been working in downtown Denver as an electrician for the past month and it is insane the people out of their minds on god know what. It’s fucking depressing seeing our country slip into the dark ages.
Yup. I used to live right across from the stadium on Federal so I was always downtown. I know exactly what you mean.
I was dying laughing but not in a wedding dress 😂😂
ABSOLUTELY on going to the gym at off-hours. Nothing throws you out of a good workout rhythm than having all of the weights or machines you need being busy, then looking around and thinking, "Okay, now how am I supposed to substitute for this...?"
I really appreciate you being able to share your pain in an irreverent way. Really helped me out. Thank you
This guy is a natural, genuine wit.
Dave Landau knocking it out of the park!
Ahoy Dave. Best dark comedy ever! Thanks for the laughs
Great episode!
I am sometimes unsympathetic towards addicts. I try to understand but I notice that I am very judgemental at times.
Michael's analogy of "there's a certain substance which you know will take your anxiety away and now you can't use it" is brilliant. Made me understand it better. Whatever your drug of choice, it takes the edge off whatever you're suffering. It's not just withdrawal, but any kind of anguish you might be in, and there is an addictive substance that will relieve that suffering instantaneously - I can get behind having sympathy for those people.
Excellent discussion!
Michael and Dave are a good pair, they make me laugh and think, like professor Frink.
It really is the perfect analogy... as an addict in recovery for longer than I used, I can tell you that no one truly wants to be an addict. The shame and regret that you have to face when you get clean, is HORRIBLE. I think that's why so many relapse, self delete, or relapse and end up an accidental od
@@bartonbella3131 I am so sad to hear that. I suffer from anxiety and chronic pain and I can relate to addiction in a way.
I have only been prescribed mild opiates and I only use them when the pain is absolutely unbearable. But they work. I also avoid taking them because they make me tired and exhausted in the long run.
But I can see if for instance the pain got worse and only the opiates would help, I can see how an addiction could develop.
We love you, Dave. Can’t wait until the NDA exprires and we can hear what happened on your last venture.
I don't think he signed it. He did a more or less tell all over on Cumia/Compound Media months ago.
Malice is doing that thing Rogan does where a comic makes a throwaway joke and he over analyzes it instead of laughing and moving on.
Yeah, Malice was channeling his inner Joe Rogan, especially with his obsession with the exercise bike.
That’s called autism.
Malice is about as much of a comedian as Rogan so that makes sense.
Malice gonna Malice but as the great Tim Dillon once said, 'this is free and you'll get what free gets you'
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I've seen Dave twice in person, if yall have a chance you should check him out!
His show is great
Agreed! Great comic.
I've seen Dave's show, too. I was fortunate enough to meet him. He is a truly warm and kind person!
Never miss a normal world. Dave and QB are always hilarious.
Love these two little cherubs!🤪🇬🇧🙌
Lol
Everyone has a kryptonite. Some are more deadly than others but there seems to always be something everyone has that they would struggle to quit. Most don’t even realize it or are in denial.
Omg I lost my shit when Dave said "I don't know if you have ever picked out a coffin for your mom or anything," lmao😅
Hearing Malice talk about having, or not having, empathy for things you don't yourself suffer from (like anxiety and panic attacks) just completely changed my paradigm on this... I will never think of, or treat, someone suffering from what I used to think as "ridiculous" the same ever again.
So HAPPY you found another gig :) Your missed at LWC by me...
Ha my girls friend got engaged at Disney world. It was her expectation going there. Not only that, their wedding was Disney based. Glad to hear you share my opinions on the matter.
✝️💪🏻\o Make Disney Based Again \o 👍🏻✝️
That's psychotic.
@@aussiemenace1924the devil can have Disney.
Landau... that story is the sort that I alternate between laughing at and cringing at myself for laughing.
Wow. Its great to know you and Dave are still alive. Michael doesnt know how gyms work. People are dying from the maxxines.
Just got done watching last night’s episode of Normal World and then I see this, awesome 👍🏾
All those young people having heart attacks……mmmm… I wonder what it going around causing that???
My husband was asked to read scripture at a wedding. He asked what they wanted and they left it up to him. Big mistake. “Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.” - Proverbs 21:9 🤣
Dave is awesome.
Oh my God this went dark. I have never laughed like this in my life.
That was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile. Thank you Dave for sharing the story about your mom and the wedding dress. I was bawling😂
Is this the only episode of “your welcome” to end in “I do”? Malice and Landau the heartbreakers
I haven't laughed this much in a long time 😂
I don't always agree wit Michael's guests but I certainly love the empathy on every single one of his interviews. Bless him!
I officiated my son's wedding and I just couldn't help myself by starting the ceremony with "Mawwage!" It set the tone very well.
Does your daughter in law have huge tracts of land?
Crazy, young healthy people dropping dead of heart attacks. I wonder what that could possibly be? Anyone have any idea what is going on? Anyone care to speculate? Oh yeah, on a totally different subject Phizer want's to remind you, don't forget it's booster time!
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Robert Downey Jr was housed in Delano reception NKSP Substance Abuse Program dorm when incarcerated and later donated a sizable sum of money to fund this program. he was there in 1999 i was there in 2005/2006
I miss Dave on Crowder. He was the highlight of the show for me. I mean the shows still good, but without Dave it’s slightly lesser for it.
Dave fleeing the gay gyms of west LA to train in Apollo Creed's basement gym from Rocky III
My best friend was a heroin addict. He told me that anyone doing heroin is trying to find that one score they won't wake up from.
About why ppl hate on addicts:
Idk why they didn't consider that people have personal experience with addicts who are just shitty pathetic losers. I have a 55 yr old uncle who has been an alcoholic all his adult life and he's one of the biggest cowards and narcissists ive ever met.
And he physically abused my cousins and did a lot of unforgivable stuff that junkies do..
There are very valid reasons to be disgusted by addicts
There are good people who are addicts, current users and recovering, and there are horrible people that are addicts. Your uncle and my sister both fall into that category. My sister is a deadbeat mother, a_usive both mentally and physically, narcissistic, and she uses everyone around her for her own gain.
I’m a recovering addict, but I don’t fall into the terrible person category, unfortunately my sister does. I haven’t talked to her in a year because of the terrible sh!t she’s done to our family so I can 100% relate.
Before you judge all addicts by the actions of your piece of shit uncle, did you consider that maybe he's just a piece of shit?
Never knew Grosse Pointe Blank was based on Dave's autobiography before. Good stuff.
lots of heart attacks lately, what could it possibly be....? lol
It’s those pesky coincidences. 😝😜🤪😎🥸🤓
Could it possibly be something that will get them demonetized to discuss? We can never know...
Exercise bikes are not helping... a mystery.
Most people used to fry their eggs in butter. But now their heart problems are being caused by saturated vax.
@@WeighedWilsonhahahaha..... nice one
Michael should really get a light to come on in front of his guest whenever they are talking too much… just kidding, I love you Dave.
Hahahahahaha.....bro I forgot about that, Crowder is such a dickhead
Normal World is one of my favorite shows
Love the mention of Craig Ferguson. True gem.
Oh hell yes!!!!! Love these two together!
The Army taught me "It can always suck worse."
omg i needed this today first podcast in a long ass time that made me literally laugh heartily
I've flown with a knife in my backpack before. Had no clue cuz it was a used backpack I got at a thrift store. Was surprised TSA never cared
Fuzzy rough 5 min preparation Dave is a vibe.
How I be going thru life 80% of the time
I love you guys! Thanks for making me feel sane. ❤
Grief humor is the best.i laughed so much.
Planet fitness comes the free pizza just made me roll on the floor laughing
❤❤❤ I just adore you both so much!! Thank you for existing!!
Dave is hilarious!
I laughed so hard! Thanks guys!
Finally! The funny Dave is back
Michael Malice = instant click
Dave Landau = instant click
Both = Ahoy, Absurdity!
and I’m totally here for it 🫶🏻
In my view addicts are humans with unrealized potential. When someone has kicked one addiction I want them on my team. I know what addiction is like and the knowledge helps me help others.
"I see myself in other people"
You're welcome.
It's like feeding a dog chocolate.
Fucking perfect.
Great so! Love the mom talk at the end!!!
Love Dave. Great ending! “I do!”
You guys should do a show every month.
Thanks for the laughs; love you both
Always love Dave Landau
A friend at works husband is a hunter and she took a flight Boston to LA with her husbands backpack and when she got to LA realized that there was a hunting knife (big one) in the side pocket. So yeah TSA wait in lines for hours for nothing
Ahoy! Love seeing you two
Aw man! Dave was supposed to be on Drinkin’ Bros? That would have been such a fun time and I hope he gets a chance to do it later. He’d have a blast.
11:00 My 35 year old cousin who ran marathons had a heart attack while bathing her 6 year old daughter. Other family members have also become violently sick out of nowhere.
Vax?!
Dave is great! It's a shame Crowder was such a dick to him, but I'm enjoying Normal World now!
one of the must substantial guests
Normal World is a good podcast and it's getting better
Love Dave,his show is great too!!
Dave Landau looks 14 😂
Great conversation
NO matter what happened/disagreements between Crowder and Landau - Its pretty clear who lost out of that relationship. There isnt anybody quite like Landau!
Landau is a lazy loser, and a backstabber who was offended when Crowder tried to politely push him off the show and acted like a manipulative child about it.
Ahoy Dave Landau! #NormalWorld
Oh neat, i didn't know they had a show together now.
@@NoFunNoHope what!!! you must go watch a bunch of them! it is a great show.
Dave you need to post the sketches as separate clips. It'll bring traffic to the show, even if you're just posting older ones
Fucking hilarious. Laughing and crying at the same time.
I've never laughed as hard watching an episode of this show before. Dave's pretty awesome
Great show!!! I would rather hear differing opinions to learn. Amazing!!! More landau!!!!!
Taking drugs isn't a disease, it's a bad choice. It may cause organ failure like how eating poorly and getting no exercise can cause diabetes, inflammation, fatty liver, etc. But the disease isn't poor eating any more than taking drugs is. If you take drugs and that causes organ failure, then the organs are diseased because your HARMED them. They are broken, not sick.
I only watch this show when Dave Landau is on.
I like when u chaps talk the jokes that slip into the conversation keep me on my toes😂
Ďave is one of the funniest comedians around. So happy he left Crowder now he can be freeeeeee 😂
Yeah, cuz that's what working for Cary Katz and Glenn Beck is freedom.
He's already forgotten lmao! Atleast on Crowder people knew who he was. But he had to throw that away by being a disingenuous backstabber. What a cuck.
Wonder how many of Dave's dead friends got the jab.
Duh
that's exactly what i was thinking...
This is the most awesome f**king thing I have ever seen in my LIFE 😅😂😢😮😂😂
Smart of Malice to keep this one on zoom, dont have to worry about equipment vanishing that way ;)
Probably my 2 favorite interweb dudes
Love Dave. Quit Crowder when all that went down
I joined the gym at a Jewish nursing home. Great equipment, amazing soap in the bathroom. Never crowded
Thry didnt know it was a haunted house until 10 yrs of what they thought were 3am Beetlejuice dreams.
Great episode guys 😂😂
I haven't laughed so much in a long time!
This one is a great one…👍🏼🔥😁
Dave come and guest host TACS for a couple shows 😀
One thing that annoys me is the conflating of users and addicts, and the utter disdain and ignorance some people have for either group.
mother of god this was brilliant!!
No one WANTS to be an addict. They (we) just want the pain to stop AND to find a way to be happy. Ive been in recovery for years but its still hard when the depression, anxiety, apathy, grief, anger, etc sneaks up NOT to reach for that 1 thing that would solve it... even if just for a couple of hours.
Drugs are a Demon. Addiction is a Demon, of course not personified. Addiction wont be stopped until we give people a way to fight it and a reason NOT to take the pill.
Well said. Just “wanting to stop” isn’t enough for the broken human soul…. an actual REASON to stop is needed…. There needs to be a alternate choice rather than an empty void..
It's an existential crisis of grief and self hatred. Trying to numb out reality. Only way out of to develop a higher taste in something that you believe in that's actually good. Sadly there's not a lot of that in our culture.