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If your looking for a more fun and relaxing marble game you should check out Marble Blast Ultra. I played it on my 360 as a kid and it has stuck with me till this day.
06:00 > _Nothing will ever stop its onslaught of harassment, because deep down it's really unhappy with itself._ This is a call-out towards so many people. I love it!
"It follows you around and bullies you. Like it found your twitter account just to hate follow you and quote tweet everything you say." I get this strange feeling my man Jared is speaking from experience.
@@DizzleGamerViewer I mean I don't know him personally and its not like I have a direct line of communication to him but if we are assuming that this is a joke about his recent experiences then I honestly think he is good or at least better. If he's processed it enough to now be able to allow himself to make light of it then that's really good progress and I'm really happy for him.
And not to mention, they're RPGs, which take exponentially more time to create videos for, so small stuff like this is a good way of getting something out to occupy viewers.
@@wolfgangamadeus232 I think it's good that he isn't dwelling on past events and instead jokes about them (albeit pretty subtly), but at the same time doesn't completely ignore them like they never happened.
I agree, dude/lady. It's an old form ProJared episode, but with a sweet beard of awesomeness. And we need to see more. That's an awesome beard. Man, I wish my beard were as cool!
@@jonathann.5754 Yeah, same here, but I agree with both you and the person above your comment. You're both right, dudes. Things change, sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse. This would maybe feel like a bit for the better. The quality of ProJared's videos hasn't gone down, at least. It's improved a bit. Plus, he's rocking a sweet beard. That helps. As much as I miss the intro and rating system, Jared's still making good videos. That HASN'T changed. So, there's at least that.
Fun fact: NES version of Marble Madness was developed by Rare which makes sense as at that time they already had lots of experience with isometric games back in the ZX Spectrum days.
Imagine just casually walking along your neighborhood park only to find ProJared, sporting a full beard, creating a 10-foot chalk circle in the ground with a pile of marbles. That would certainly throw off your day in some way or another.
@@billcosby66662the2nd "Here you are, sport!" **hands kid a thing a tic tacs and ruffles their hair** "Alright gotta go talk to your dad there, champ."
The PC port using a mouse was also pretty decent. That's how I played the game as a kid, and while I was never quite good enough to beat it, I never felt like that was because the game was unfair.
It's weird to get that feeling of a classical projared episode, while seeing bearded a little tired jared. I am not sure what to make of it, but in the end video is great as always!
That Bs he went thru made me appreciate him more. When i see him in my feed, its like seeing an old friend you know was once bullied but he got past it and you can't help but be glad things are going great in his life.
"It follows you around and bullies you like it found your twitter account just to hate follow you and quote tweet everything you say" That shade dude, all of that shade lol!
Wow. The comments haven’t spammed “Everything you know is wrong”. 2012 RUclips would have done that. I’m so proud of the comment section. I feel like a parent who didn’t do anything
Reminds me of a Saturday Morning Scrublords episode where the controls were messed up and Matt lost his shit. "Wait, what?! DOWN JUMPS? DOWN JUMPS?!?!!!"
Perhaps he felt about them the same way he did about the Cold Opens, ended up forcing them and wasn't as good anymore, like how Caddicarus didn't like the Slaughter or Salvage format anymore
6:30, you have to avoid the cylinders, they are not there to help you make the jump, they are an obstacle, just roll through and you will fall on the next platform (Never played this game but i was curious and i watched a gdq speedrun right after this)
My class was taught how to play marbles in the fourth grade. Basically, there is a big marble in every bag of marbles. You use that one to try and shoot the other marbles out of the circle. Players take turns, and whatever marbles they shoot out of the circle, they get to keep. I forget how you win, though.
That ending had me dying just as much as I did playing this game. "My final rating for this game is a handful of marbles falling to their deaths out of 10"
It feels weird just to see Jared with a beard that he's growing while sporting his iconic blue shirt since I'm used to seeing him clean shaven all the time.
Watching him hold the marbles at the end reminded me of the time he held the Lucky Charms the same way and I was completely expecting him to eat the marbles
“The music isn’t bad” ... oh my friend, you should really play the Sega Genesis version of this game. I dare you to play and not have your ears bleeding
@@athysw.e.9562 EA handled the port, and to my knowledge, the arcade board uses the same sound chip. Also "bad sound quality" is subjective. Streets of Rage 2, Batman, The Terminator, Revenge of Shinobi, Shinobi 3, Master of Monsters, and the Sonic games are just a few examples of the best they got out of that chip.
ShelltoonTV1 don’t t get me wrong, I LOVE the Genesis sound chip when used right, for example Yuzo Koshiro was a master using the sound chip in the Shinobi and SoR series. But whoever composed the Marble Madness soundtrack for Genesis really loves high piercing notes with weird harmonic structures and odd tempo structures. It’s just painful lol
"Marbles....why did it have to be marbles?...." "You've got to ask yourself...Did I have 5 marbles or 6." "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your marble." "He told me enough! He told me you took it." "No. I. Am your marble." "I loove the smell or marbles in the morning!" "Forget it Jake. It's marble madness."
"My mama always said life was like a box of marbles. You never know what you're gonna get." "I'll get you, Jared! And your little marble, too!" "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Marble Room!" "The Marble cannot be destroyed, Jared son of Jerd, by any craft that we here possess."
This game drove me crazy as a kid, I was never once able to beat the Silly Race and I have no inclination to ever try again. Also I saw my name in the Twitch clips so YAY!
Jared actually told a story on stream about how they got pestered by various people while trying to shoot the video in the park, including a couple band members high on weed and a little girl who Jared said could keep any marbles she found after he tossed em at the end, lol
Honestly, I would be far more creeped out if it _didn't._ because it would either mean that he's internalizing, which would be extremely unhealthy, or that he genuinely doesn't feel any care towards that whole fiasco, which would be a serious red flag. Also, the shade he throws is funnier XD
@@twaggytheatricks4960shade is very much an easy way to dissonate from issues. comedic timing defeats tragedy. it's literally a whole character in friends. (chandler)
@@kissmyacidrocks ...Gosh, you're absolutely right. Both that, and the Friends example. And well, I suppose it can also be a good way to cope with things, depending on your personality.
It doesn't look like you lose momentum, it just pauses you and throws off your train of thought so that when the game resumes, you aren't ready for the direction the marble is moving.
At the beginning of the video I thought "we used to play a game like this at a friends house, maybe it is the same one?" Then I heard the death sound It definitely is the game we used to play 😂😂
Nice to see the classic ProJared videos making a comeback. I had no idea marble races were a thing, but they sound absolutely wonderful and wholesome so I may have to check them out.
I’ve had an obsession with marbles my whole life for some reason. Ever see the marble olympics? Because they’re real. And amazing. No, I don’t know how to play the original marbles game. But I just love making little courses for them to roll through.
The OG marbles game he was pointing out is 1- make a circle 2- put some marbles in said circle 3- you and anyone you're playing with have marbles of your own 4- you use your marbles to try to knock the other marbles *out* of the circle, which you then collect (similar to pick-up-sticks) 5- (I may be wrong about this, but) If your marble you threw into the circle to knock out the others doesn't make it out, it stays in
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Yes this works lol
If your looking for a more fun and relaxing marble game you should check out Marble Blast Ultra. I played it on my 360 as a kid and it has stuck with me till this day.
@Ryan Fanstone I thought it was a cool segue
@@brasssquire2672 *you're
@Ryan Fanstone I dont think it's a big deal, if you dont like it just skip through it?
“Yo dawg can we play some marbles?”
“Only a handful!”
*draws comically large circle*
Good comment
ffs
*I DARE YOUR MORTAL SOUL TO ENTER... THE Z O N E !*
Only a circle full
@@requiem165 circleful is better im surprised this comment doesn't have more likes
Honestly, Jared just drawing that big, crude circle and then limply throwing the marbles in kinda made my entire week xD
Same here, made me legit laugh out loud.
rigth next to another stone made circle in the back
I think that applies to 2020 as a whole
OneToxicPixel everything you know is wrong
@@Killer_Kotomibro Put it in GIF form, add a few labels and I think we've got a new meme on our hands
Fun fact: Mark Cerny, the guy who created Marble Madness also went on to produce Crash Bandicoot.
So he went from making a game where you fall into pits a lot to a game where you fall into pits a lot?
Micah Saunders Well at least he’s consistent
he also made KNACK BAYBEEEE KNACK IS BACK
True Fact: He's awesome.
so he has a legacy of bad games
Projared do be hitting hard with the highly anticipated marble review
I read this in an Illianer accent, ala Bayle Domon as read by Michael Kramer
@@KardFett don't know what that means but you do you fam
without the beard he baisicly looked like he never aged. now with it he looks way older now.
The editing and flow of this video is also absolutely baffling.
06:00
> _Nothing will ever stop its onslaught of harassment, because deep down it's really unhappy with itself._
This is a call-out towards so many people. I love it!
Glad I wasn't the only one who realized who it was jabbing at
Is the Twitter hate follow line related? If so, I need context/
@@Iorund are you dumb
Calligan the projared situation 2 years ago
@@rulerofroombas1443 was it really 2 years ago? God damn wtf happened to 2020
5:52 I feel like out of all people, ProJared probably has the most right to say this.
"It follows you around and bullies you. Like it found your twitter account just to hate follow you and quote tweet everything you say."
I get this strange feeling my man Jared is speaking from experience.
And then the counterattack of "nothing will stop its onslaught of harrassment, because deep down, it's really unhappy with itself"
@@OrangeShanker feels a bit pointed, no?
Me: “you huh......you good, Jared......cause that joke...kinda has layers behind it.....”
@@DizzleGamerViewer I mean I don't know him personally and its not like I have a direct line of communication to him but if we are assuming that this is a joke about his recent experiences then I honestly think he is good or at least better. If he's processed it enough to now be able to allow himself to make light of it then that's really good progress and I'm really happy for him.
yeah, spooky
Don’t get me wrong, I love the FF reviews, but I’m glad we can take a break for a video or two.
And not to mention, they're RPGs, which take exponentially more time to create videos for, so small stuff like this is a good way of getting something out to occupy viewers.
Agreed.
5:52
The shade that was thrown, blotted out the sun for days. Well done.
With that beard, ProJared has now become BroJared.
imo he looks a bit creepy with a beard
I can't grow a beard either, and learned the hard way the secret is to not try.
No manJared
Whose beard would win in a fight
Jared or Jirard
@@redhotboss6194 Can confirm.
"Again no kink shame"
There's for some reason this joke is ten times funnier when Jared says it.
Love you dude
yeah ,I feel he made some subtle self referencial jokes.
is it just me, or he's done quite a bit of references to "past events" ever since coming back? they feel great knowing he bounced back
@@wolfgangamadeus232 I think it's good that he isn't dwelling on past events and instead jokes about them (albeit pretty subtly), but at the same time doesn't completely ignore them like they never happened.
@@Chad_Eldridge Yes it is.
"Yo wanna play marbles"
"Yeah sure lemme rent a local parking lot"
Shouldn't be to hard to find a empty parking lot these days....what with covid and all
@@deeznutz177 Or just go to Sears.
@@expansionpack4485 or kmart.
Oh wow this feels like an old ProJared episode form back in the day. You know, the reason we all started following him. I hope he does more of this.
I agree, dude/lady. It's an old form ProJared episode, but with a sweet beard of awesomeness. And we need to see more. That's an awesome beard. Man, I wish my beard were as cool!
I miss the rating system
Kinda miss the intro too
But hey I guess things change
@@jonathann.5754 Yeah, same here, but I agree with both you and the person above your comment. You're both right, dudes. Things change, sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse. This would maybe feel like a bit for the better. The quality of ProJared's videos hasn't gone down, at least. It's improved a bit. Plus, he's rocking a sweet beard. That helps. As much as I miss the intro and rating system, Jared's still making good videos. That HASN'T changed. So, there's at least that.
@@shawnfields2369 yea
And the outro is still here so that's cool
I just realized that Marble Madness is basically the evil, twisted ancestor of Monkey Ball.
Marble madness is that one old racist grandpa to Super monkey ball
I never realized that, but you’re right! Lol
Now if someone mods marble madness stages in monkey ball...
I think it's more like the game Hamster Ball from the GameHouse games collection, even the levels look similar.
@@artifex2.080 So it's better.
Can we just please get this guy back at a million subs again?
Fuck no.
@@grantwilliams2571 fuck yes. He didnt deserve what happened to him.
@@JugularJohn my brother we shall create 120000 new accounts and single handedly bring him back from the shadow realm
@@konflicted1729 Only 111K to go then lol!
no. we cannot.
He's evolving. He has a beard. If his hair style changes, we're in trouble.
If his shirt changes the world ends faster.
@@insertnamehere7228 The shirt will NEVER change, it can NOT.
@@insertnamehere7228 The shirt will NEVER change, it can NOT.
Punished Jared us becoming a reality
Someones been to the mountains again..
I think it’s sweet of Jared to let his evil twin do a review
OrpDeraj?
@@FlyinBlaney Orp Deraj. Great D&D villain name
Memories of Xin Eohp
I thought the unbearded one was the evil
Looking swol there CNB. Looking swol.
Fun fact: NES version of Marble Madness was developed by Rare which makes sense as at that time they already had lots of experience with isometric games back in the ZX Spectrum days.
Which explains why it wasn't re-released to the VC
I always wanted to play Knight Lore.
Imagine just casually walking along your neighborhood park only to find ProJared, sporting a full beard, creating a 10-foot chalk circle in the ground with a pile of marbles.
That would certainly throw off your day in some way or another.
I'd give him a hug. He looks like he needs it.
I would ask if I could play with him
Reminds me of whenever PBG is being silly and chaotic during his videos in parks or his backyard or something.
With Jared growing a beard, he looks like your dad's friend from the 90's who gives you a piece of candy and calls you 'sport' or 'champ'
Further in the past they called you slick and gave you a cigarrete
Especially in conjunction with the bowling shirt.
@@billcosby66662the2nd "Here you are, sport!" **hands kid a thing a tic tacs and ruffles their hair** "Alright gotta go talk to your dad there, champ."
@@KaibaSeto. "Hey, ace. Have this pepsi."
The arcade version is actually pretty damn good. You play it with a trackball, so the controls are pretty dead-on. The music kicks ass, too.
The PC port using a mouse was also pretty decent. That's how I played the game as a kid, and while I was never quite good enough to beat it, I never felt like that was because the game was unfair.
The NES version is good too.
*There was an arcade version?!*
@@TyrinsClips I didn't know that either but when I looked it up I found out it was the second most successful arcade game of 1985.
That track ball makes a huge difference for control
It's weird to get that feeling of a classical projared episode, while seeing bearded a little tired jared. I am not sure what to make of it, but in the end video is great as always!
That Bs he went thru made me appreciate him more.
When i see him in my feed, its like seeing an old friend you know was once bullied but he got past it and you can't help but be glad things are going great in his life.
The beard was grown as a result of dealing with Marble Madness. They say it's one of the symptoms.
So.... ProJared wants us to buy headphones and listen to the Hydlide soundtrack on loop?
"Everything you know is wrong"
Black is white, up is down, and short is long.
And everything you thought that was so important doesn't matter.
Everything you know is wrong, just forget the words that sang along. All you need to understand, is everything you know is wrong
omfg best comment, great reference
waiting for somebody to post this...
You have incredible taste
Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!
Seeing a bearded Jared activated my fight or flight response.
Same as Sailor Moon Jared!
Not me i saw him on twitch
He does look like he could grow a wicked mustache though.
@@ramue5749 he could grow a Dickson mustache
Projared after the 5 year time skip
The only thing that's missing is maybe an eye patch.
Kept you waiting, huh?
Was that a Three Houses reference
You get one or the other, not both. Unless you're Solid Snake.
Professor, so even you have come to haunt me?
Actually, it was 9 years
"It follows you around and bullies you like it found your twitter account just to hate follow you and quote tweet everything you say"
That shade dude, all of that shade lol!
This game originally played with a trackball in arcades; there, the controls actually made sense
Projared with a beard.
I don't know if that's cursed or blessed
It's *blursed.*
I know, it feels so weird.
Instantly caught me off guard lmao
edge lord nah just Cursed as it doesn’t fit him well much.
Yes
Jared vs Jirard
Does anyone else feel like he aged 5 years overnight
marrying a lying woman does that
That's what a beard does to you.
That beard really does not work with the shape of his face
Considering what all he's gone through over the past few months, I'd say it's more than just the beard.
I was 8 when this game came out so no......
Everyone: expecting a dollar shave club sponsorship because of his facial hair
Jared: "Todays sponsor is Raycon"
That segway was smooth as shit tho
At least not raid Shadow Legends
"You wanna talk about some dedication?"
- Vincent "Vinny" Pizzapasta
"SPEEN"
Vincent "Vinny" Pizzapasta
"AWWAWUAWHUHGHHH" - Vincent "Vinny" Pizzapasta, two seconds later.
"Ssssssssssspin"
Vinny, while fighting his natural urges.
“I prefer bagg- SOUP” - vinny “beans in the computer” pizzapasta
*Indistinct duck noises* - Italian Joel
And with that, Jared has officially lost his marbles.
Well done
thats a yels joke lol
Ba-dum... clang!
*BA DUM TSS*
(Throws tomato)
The thumbnail is Jared stocking up on marbles for the harsh winter
He's imitating those green tubes
He wants to cosplay as big chungus
"Mables: It's just curling, expect shiny and good!"
Everything changed when the acid puddle nation attacked
Also, Beard Jared actually looks
pretty damn good
Wow. The comments haven’t spammed “Everything you know is wrong”. 2012 RUclips would have done that. I’m so proud of the comment section. I feel like a parent who didn’t do anything
Everything you know is wrong.
Everything you know is wrong.
Everything you know is wrong.
Everything you know is wrong.
Everything you know is wrong.
"Everything you know is wrong"
_playing a jank fighting game_
*"DOWN IS JUMP!"*
I swear I've played at least one jank ass game where down was jump for whatever reason
Reminds me of a Saturday Morning Scrublords episode where the controls were messed up and Matt lost his shit. "Wait, what?! DOWN JUMPS? DOWN JUMPS?!?!!!"
Manek Iridius oh, that’s Conan on NES
“You press down to jump! Who ever made that is a real c*ck sucker! That sucks c*ck!”
-AVGN
Up is not jump
Ah. That outro made me smile. You can just feel that summer gaming glory.
6:08 "The true killer of this game: gravity"
Dark Souls' players: "I know how it is, bro"
I miss the "that's why my final rating for this is a blamblegam/10"
I miss seeing nuptup in the background
I miss Goodbye Summer, Hello Winter
@@TheBlueArmageddon It's still there at the end!
Probably because they were taken out of context to make his controversy sound worse lol
Actually, the "everything you know it's wrong" level's name is actually Twitter.
The Junction System is waiting for you, Jared...
Yes!
Whatever
What a pain...
... in the T E S T C H A M B E R R r r r
Junction and FF8 are great, I love them. I can't wait for him to either tear the game apart, or come to appreciate its goodness
He keeps faking me out making me think he's gonna bring the ratings back. I miss those...
The final rating for this game is a "no continues"/10.
This game is a concussion out of 10. Yeah, the ratings were always a great way for him to show off his wittiness
@crazy silly Probably
@@Chad_Eldridge I hope he'll get a shorter intro song. It's part of his identity.
Perhaps he felt about them the same way he did about the Cold Opens, ended up forcing them and wasn't as good anymore, like how Caddicarus didn't like the Slaughter or Salvage format anymore
Just went back and played this game after seeing the title and realized you can hold A to go faster, never knew that as a kid.
Jared did not know it either when he let's played it.
6:30, you have to avoid the cylinders, they are not there to help you make the jump, they are an obstacle, just roll through and you will fall on the next platform (Never played this game but i was curious and i watched a gdq speedrun right after this)
theres people speed running this game?
@@gokwinggp8122 There's people speedrunning any game.
Tbh when I read “everything you know is wrong” the Weird Al song started playing in my head.
Just forget the words and sing along!
Tmw your habachi dealer takes his prosthetic lips off to tell you everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long...
Everything you thought that was so important doesn't matter
Saaame
“Everything you know is wrong”
Sorry Jared.
Welp, Jared with a beard is going have some getting used to.
This is like Alpharad all over again
You can in fact fact fight the enemy marble. I managed to actually kill it a couple of times.
8:38 Honestly, I would've gone with that one Weird Al song.
God I've missed the old style nes review on RUclips. It takes me back.
You should watch Scott the Woz latest video then :)
"Does anybody actually know how to play marbles?"
I certainly don't. I always assumed they were just for decoration lmao
I do. But I am 36.
My class was taught how to play marbles in the fourth grade. Basically, there is a big marble in every bag of marbles. You use that one to try and shoot the other marbles out of the circle. Players take turns, and whatever marbles they shoot out of the circle, they get to keep. I forget how you win, though.
@@andrewollmann304 By getting the most marbles?
That ending had me dying just as much as I did playing this game.
"My final rating for this game is a handful of marbles falling to their deaths out of 10"
My boy here makin sure no sea bears can get to him with the 10 foot circle
It feels weird just to see Jared with a beard that he's growing while sporting his iconic blue shirt since I'm used to seeing him clean shaven all the time.
I much prefer clean shaved Jared.
"That's why my final rating for this game... is an actual game of marbles/10!"
A concussion out of 10 would be better.
Lmao that last clip is genius. LOVE the added effect of falling marbles.
The year of 2020
“Everything you know is wrong”
Watching him hold the marbles at the end reminded me of the time he held the Lucky Charms the same way and I was completely expecting him to eat the marbles
same, and with the video thumbnail...
This! It was a weird like nonspecific call back to Sonic Adventure 2
@@fla8731 oh I totally missed that!
I lost my marbles and came to a Jared Video
Marble olympics is so fun to watch, there's even an episode where the marble spectators riot lol.
“The music isn’t bad” ... oh my friend, you should really play the Sega Genesis version of this game. I dare you to play and not have your ears bleeding
I knew the Sega Genesis had bad sound quality, but worse than this NES game ? Surprising
@@athysw.e.9562 EA handled the port, and to my knowledge, the arcade board uses the same sound chip. Also "bad sound quality" is subjective. Streets of Rage 2, Batman, The Terminator, Revenge of Shinobi, Shinobi 3, Master of Monsters, and the Sonic games are just a few examples of the best they got out of that chip.
@@ShelltoonTV1 I'm glad someone mentioned SoR2 here. The Genesis impresses me with how well it can translate Jazz whenever I hear "In the Bar". 👌
ShelltoonTV1 don’t t get me wrong, I LOVE the Genesis sound chip when used right, for example Yuzo Koshiro was a master using the sound chip in the Shinobi and SoR series. But whoever composed the Marble Madness soundtrack for Genesis really loves high piercing notes with weird harmonic structures and odd tempo structures. It’s just painful lol
"fartfartfartfaaaaart fartfartfaaart fartfartfaaart fart fart fart fartfaaaaaaaaaart"
"Marbles....why did it have to be marbles?...."
"You've got to ask yourself...Did I have 5 marbles or 6."
"Obi Wan never told you what happened to your marble." "He told me enough! He told me you took it." "No. I. Am your marble."
"I loove the smell or marbles in the morning!"
"Forget it Jake. It's marble madness."
Origin of each quote?
@@user-np2xl4qk4w Raiders of the Lost Ark, Dirty Harry, Empire Strikes Back, Apocalypse Now, Chinatown
"My mama always said life was like a box of marbles. You never know what you're gonna get."
"I'll get you, Jared! And your little marble, too!"
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Marble Room!"
"The Marble cannot be destroyed, Jared son of Jerd, by any craft that we here possess."
@@Obstreperous_Octopus Love the Lord of the Rings one. That was clever.
"WHAT'S IN THE MARBLE?"
"Marble Madness you're my hero"
Therapist: Projared Beard can't hurt you, it doesn't exist.
Projared:
Probearded
@@CommanderTornado Pro Jeard
Brojared.
Bearjared
ProJirard
My heterosexsuality: don't worry, bearded Jared doesn't exist , it can't hurt you
Bearded Jared
Bearded Jared: Everything you know is wrong.
Let's bring this man back to 1M subs!
2:05 Because of that smooth transition to the Raycon ad I literally took off my like from the video so I could like it again.
This game drove me crazy as a kid, I was never once able to beat the Silly Race and I have no inclination to ever try again.
Also I saw my name in the Twitch clips so YAY!
Everything you know is wrong
jajajajajaja Arturo haciendo justo lo necesario para echar un poco más de sal a la herida
Just forget the words and sing along.
All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong!
Up is down black is white and short is long
Don Arturo es un hombre de cultura.
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One of my favorites. I didn't have that much difficulty.
Everything you know is wrong?
Black is white. Up is down and short is long.
Hey, how did we manage to clear out an entire park like that for his video?
Oh... the 'Rona...
Jared actually told a story on stream about how they got pestered by various people while trying to shoot the video in the park, including a couple band members high on weed and a little girl who Jared said could keep any marbles she found after he tossed em at the end, lol
As someone who used to watch you 5-7 years age I gotta say, I absolutely love the beard
5:51-6:08 Damn. The whole situation with the false claims really left Jared with a sour taste in his mouth.
Honestly, I would be far more creeped out if it _didn't._ because it would either mean that he's internalizing, which would be extremely unhealthy, or that he genuinely doesn't feel any care towards that whole fiasco, which would be a serious red flag.
Also, the shade he throws is funnier XD
@@twaggytheatricks4960shade is very much an easy way to dissonate from issues. comedic timing defeats tragedy. it's literally a whole character in friends. (chandler)
@@kissmyacidrocks ...Gosh, you're absolutely right. Both that, and the Friends example.
And well, I suppose it can also be a good way to cope with things, depending on your personality.
I miss the videogame reviews ProJared used to give, I always looked up to that before buying a game
"Oh cool a Jared vid! Wait... is that... is that... "
> * Hears the music *
> * PTSD from near-impossible stages *
ProJared having a beard reminded me of Ryan from The Office in seasons 5-6
The wand is random, and looks like it’s a speed run killer, when it appears make you lose momentum and can get you killed easily.
It doesn't look like you lose momentum, it just pauses you and throws off your train of thought so that when the game resumes, you aren't ready for the direction the marble is moving.
At the beginning of the video I thought "we used to play a game like this at a friends house, maybe it is the same one?"
Then I heard the death sound
It definitely is the game we used to play 😂😂
Nice to see the classic ProJared videos making a comeback. I had no idea marble races were a thing, but they sound absolutely wonderful and wholesome so I may have to check them out.
>5 seconds ago
yeah, I like marbles
Marble Madness is cool and all, but what about it's spiritual sequel: Hamster Ball
Oh My God... Jared is evolving!!
If he grows out his hair, the Universe will collapse...
My therapist: "Bearded Jared isn't real, he can't hurt you"
Bearded Jared:
If that’s considered a beard... I have a god tier beard.
@@blackcrown260 no beard shaming in the halls
Freddy Kabuffke Itd have to be more than stubble before you could call it beard shaming.
Freddy Kabuffke Men that actually have beards grow that in a week, tops.
Looks like it is just past "a cat could lick it off with milk" status.
Finally the Marble Madness video I've been waiting for
My dad: why are you yelling about a marble game?
Also my dad: [demonic screeching over a football game]
Projared actually suits that beard....
No it doesnt
@@base21 yes
5:59 - "You can't fight it!"
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If you can ram them off of the edge you can shatter them for points.
Good lord, i've missed you, Jared
You're easily one of my favorite youtubers out there
0:43 Why do I feel there's a joke about to come up about how he could've just used that circle right next to him instead of drawing one?
I mean... you kind of need a level surface to play marbles. That does not look level.
"MARBLES! You've seen marbles before!"
When I heard the little marble let out its last cry of anguish, a piece of my heart died...
Oh no,he’s hot.
LMAO
@wargent99 please, I beg you. Never remind me that picture again.....
@wargent99 I dunno man he rocked that leotard
@@HarukoPlease Honestly just a bit of makeup and it would look even better.
@wargent99 guys, no kink shame... I felt like he said that to himself.
That ending joke was great. That really caught me off guard.
I saw it coming because of SimAnt. I still laughed hard, though
Everytime I see a raycon sponsorship while wearing my pair, I feel like Cigar smoking Leo
3:53 that 'pit' is magnetized. It's more obvious in the Amiga version due to the sound effects.
and it looks like the blue area surrounding it is iced over and slippery
@@quackman Correct. You have limited/no traction on the surface, and the center of the pit pulls you towards it. It's a double whammy!
I’ve had an obsession with marbles my whole life for some reason. Ever see the marble olympics? Because they’re real. And amazing.
No, I don’t know how to play the original marbles game. But I just love making little courses for them to roll through.
The OG marbles game he was pointing out is
1- make a circle
2- put some marbles in said circle
3- you and anyone you're playing with have marbles of your own
4- you use your marbles to try to knock the other marbles *out* of the circle, which you then collect (similar to pick-up-sticks)
5- (I may be wrong about this, but) If your marble you threw into the circle to knock out the others doesn't make it out, it stays in
I played this game with my dad when I was young for almost 3 years, and almost every day, too.
I never beat it.
Best line of the vid “no kink shame”
@@felixader no the women he used were through worse
@@kbs333 Jared proved his ignorance and innocence in the entire situation, if you are here to hate, go
@@kbs333 dude he proved that he didn't do anything wrong