A Car's Life: Sparky's Big Adventure Review

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • Because Video Brinquedo ripping off Pixar's Cars just wasn't enough, it's time for a rip-off from Sparkplug Entertainment!
    Original Air-Date: November 22, 2014

Комментарии • 997

  • @PlagueBunny
    @PlagueBunny 7 лет назад +486

    Dad: Stop doing that.
    Sparky: Doing what.
    Dad: Anything!
    Same.

  • @Zaneyboy2_0
    @Zaneyboy2_0 9 лет назад +245

    I love how in each bad movie you review you always find a background character that's more interesting than the main characters and then construct a more interesting narrative.

  • @24canidkasi
    @24canidkasi 8 лет назад +119

    7 things that horrible animated movies need:
    1) Un-original story.
    2) Shitty Animation
    3) Dr. Robotnik's voice
    4) Less than an hour of length
    5) Lots of Innuendo
    6) Sequels, sequels and lots of sequels.
    7) And most important: Comic Sans, Comic Sans EVERYWHERE.

    • @DowntownWithBrown
      @DowntownWithBrown 8 лет назад +7

      8. Lots of bad juvenile humor like flatulence jokes.

    • @zachmakesgames
      @zachmakesgames 8 лет назад +2

      +Der Swaggenstein
      Sean Schemmel ended up voicing in A Cars Life 2.
      *Facepalm*

    • @SilviaFingerotter
      @SilviaFingerotter 8 лет назад

      Extra credit: the movie is a knock off of a much better animated film

    • @therealfna7802
      @therealfna7802 8 лет назад +3

      PRECISELY!

    • @I.S.N.O.B.
      @I.S.N.O.B. 7 лет назад

      Precisely.Wav

  • @JordanDomard
    @JordanDomard 9 лет назад +376

    Gotta love how the dad says "it's getting late" then says good morning to the gas station employees.

    • @casty59aj
      @casty59aj 7 лет назад +40

      Dean Dingus it means he is late for work

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +25

      Maybe he means "late for work"

    • @LizaNylen
      @LizaNylen 5 лет назад +2

      Xd

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck 4 года назад +3

      @@parker-boy98 That actually makes sense.

    • @devanhinskey9001
      @devanhinskey9001 3 года назад +2

      “What do you know? Haven’t you heard of suspension of disbelief?”
      -Ed Wood, “Ed Wood” (1994)

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 8 лет назад +161

    I just noticed this. Sparky's dad says "it's getting late" and in the very next scene they are saying "good morning" to everyone. Do they not know how clocks work in this universe?

    • @thekungachunga4578
      @thekungachunga4578 8 лет назад +9

      Maybe it's always sunny there despite nighttime.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 8 лет назад +2

      +AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler)
      Day for night....

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 лет назад +1

      I might have noticed this if there's was just less things to go wrong in this movie xD

    • @MrThischarmingman2
      @MrThischarmingman2 7 лет назад +4

      Space is warped and time is bendable.

    • @albertschoise8091
      @albertschoise8091 5 лет назад +4

      AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) late. For. Work

  • @GalaxiaStars
    @GalaxiaStars 8 лет назад +167

    Speedy getting chopped up into little bits was the most enjoyable scene in this movie. If only it could've gone on longer.

    • @SilviaFingerotter
      @SilviaFingerotter 8 лет назад +13

      Her screaming was painful though. There's just no way to win with that character.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +1

      God, you're sadastic! I'm honestly terrified that this is the state of humanity!

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад

      @@SilviaFingerotter Hell no

    • @supernintendochalmers3385
      @supernintendochalmers3385 5 лет назад +9

      @@parker-boy98 You do realize that Speedy is a fictional character, right? As in, not a real person?

    • @GM-hz2xs
      @GM-hz2xs 3 года назад +1

      Parker green shut up it’s just a annoying car

  • @TheBonkleFox
    @TheBonkleFox 8 лет назад +96

    "why is that gas pump constantly fingering its neck?"
    *Must be a Bobsheaux!*

  • @MasterBuilderDragon
    @MasterBuilderDragon 8 лет назад +121

    Is it cruel for me to say the more I heard Speedy's screams of pain the funnier it got?

    • @atalentlessidiot7872
      @atalentlessidiot7872 8 лет назад +22

      Nope. We all did.

    • @dragenfire68
      @dragenfire68 7 лет назад +9

      Master Builder Dragon no, because things that annoying don't qualify as living things, and deserve to die

    • @redjackal7823
      @redjackal7823 6 лет назад +15

      It isn't cruel. None of us even like her. Someone annoying as her isn't memorable.

    • @s.r.a.d.p.l1571
      @s.r.a.d.p.l1571 4 года назад +3

      Not at all we all hate her

    • @motormouth2472
      @motormouth2472 4 года назад +7

      While I wouldn't say death is a funny subject, it was *EXTREMELY* satisfying to hear her shut up

  • @N-GinAndTonicTM
    @N-GinAndTonicTM 7 лет назад +65

    "I JUST SNORTED A WHOLE BUNCH OF METH! I'M DOING GREAT! GAH!"
    My chest hurts.

    • @lilgabbo2587
      @lilgabbo2587 5 лет назад +3

      I'D RATHER WASH MY CAR, pretty funny name

  • @lilsingingsensation
    @lilsingingsensation 8 лет назад +115

    "Uh oh it's getting late"
    (1 minute later..or... maybe 10..20 minutes movie timeline? f**k it)
    "Good morning!"

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 лет назад +41

      +lilsingingsensation *facepalm* I should've caught that myself... ;P

    • @r.noahallen9876
      @r.noahallen9876 7 лет назад +2

      lilsingingsensation same, I caught that too

    • @smashingstargamer
      @smashingstargamer 7 лет назад +1

      Bobsheaux I'll make that joke when I review it if I ever do it

    • @redjackal7823
      @redjackal7823 6 лет назад

      The main flaws i find in low budget animation films. It really hurts my head.

  • @stlouisrocker100
    @stlouisrocker100 8 лет назад +208

    Can we get a 10 hour loop of Speedy's screams? It relaxes me.

  • @jessicahymow1410
    @jessicahymow1410 7 лет назад +44

    "You went to movies. You're grounded." For some reason that cracks me up every time

  • @Bobsheaux
    @Bobsheaux  9 лет назад +176

    Good morning, RUclips! Good morning, RUclips! ^_^

    • @RavenFoxAudio
      @RavenFoxAudio 9 лет назад +14

      Bobsheaux DON'T I LOOK OKAY????????? AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

    • @RavenFoxAudio
      @RavenFoxAudio 9 лет назад +6

      TankAce NOPE! I love to see him suffer just like everyone else. Plus, I am the one who cajoled him into reviewing THE HUGGA BUNCH MOVIE!
      *high-fives her fellow sadists*

    • @GraveyBones
      @GraveyBones 9 лет назад +2

      Lol the pink car sounds like an raged chairy from Pee-wees playhouse

    • @V1NCYN1CAL
      @V1NCYN1CAL 9 лет назад +2

      Raven Fox Audio *high-five*

    • @bearmasksenpai1391
      @bearmasksenpai1391 9 лет назад

      your geting fat *hands are down pants*

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 8 лет назад +74

    Anyone else notice that Sparky is the car from Spider's Web. So is the gas pump. In fact, when watching the Spider's Web review, I saw a mouth on that gas pump.

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 лет назад +45

      +Jacob Hill THE SPARKPLUG THEORY!!!! IT'S ALL CONNECTED!!!! @_@

    • @respectedsalmon9390
      @respectedsalmon9390 8 лет назад +3

      BBWWWWWWWOOONNNGG

    • @FoxGalahHasMovedToNewAccounts
      @FoxGalahHasMovedToNewAccounts 3 года назад +4

      They should make Smash Bros but with Sparkplug entertainment characters, stages ect.!

    • @santinoeli71506
      @santinoeli71506 2 года назад

      And it interestingly released on the same day which might explain this!!

  • @supertan2227
    @supertan2227 8 лет назад +80

    4:02 The lazy delivery of that line make me laugh every time.

  • @adambl5900
    @adambl5900 8 лет назад +58

    I saw this had 0% rotten tomatoes 😂😂😂

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 4 года назад +11

      Every second you watch this. your life gets even shorter. Well deserving of that 0%.

  • @traxthetrashwizard
    @traxthetrashwizard 9 лет назад +97

    At least I won't have a freak out over hearing Sonic voice actors in this!

    • @sejrefraincisa4276
      @sejrefraincisa4276 9 лет назад +19

      Crimson Trax I know, it always bothers me to hear their voices in horrible movies.

    • @thekungachunga4578
      @thekungachunga4578 8 лет назад +6

      Oh Eggman... How could you let yourself go like that...

    • @sejrefraincisa4276
      @sejrefraincisa4276 8 лет назад +6

      Ben Nutter Mike Pollock still voices Eggman, so he hasn't done too bad.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 7 лет назад +5

      but it's modern sonic, though, so.....
      (insert the clip of mike pollock and Roger craig smith discussing Sonic 06 in character here. yes that happened)
      at least we're getting sonic generations 2- erm, sonic forces.

    • @eugeneketaminekrebs3403
      @eugeneketaminekrebs3403 3 года назад +1

      But the sequel has Sean Schemmel voicing the dad character.

  • @ronieitan
    @ronieitan 8 лет назад +117

    6:20
    Gas leeches? Van-pires!

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 лет назад +18

      +‫רוני איתן‬‎ Oh for crap's sake... lol

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 6 лет назад +5

      GENIUS.

    • @t-rexgamer1018
      @t-rexgamer1018 4 года назад +1

      @@Bobsheaux whats your intro music for this episode?

  • @kobenewland5510
    @kobenewland5510 8 лет назад +38

    pink car sounds like Harley Quinn with a voice full of helium

    • @carsfan1995
      @carsfan1995 8 лет назад +5

      She makes me think more Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab.

    • @kobenewland5510
      @kobenewland5510 8 лет назад

      OdjectShowFan 13
      I believe you mean Numbah 3

    • @digitmidget6973
      @digitmidget6973 7 лет назад +1

      It's Speedy who has a Needy to have her voice removed

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 6 лет назад +2

      After she took every type of drug she could get her hands on.

  • @davidrice4639
    @davidrice4639 8 лет назад +45

    You forgot to mention the fact that Sparky literally never shuts his mouth

  • @MrNickTube1
    @MrNickTube1 8 лет назад +46

    I remeber watching a version of it in Portuguese (my native language) when I was young. And the pink car voice was even more annoying. Yes, they made her voice WORSE. Give them a Raspberry award.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +6

      MrNickTube1 Worse than nails on a chalkboard? Ughhh!!!

    • @FoxGalahHasMovedToNewAccounts
      @FoxGalahHasMovedToNewAccounts 3 года назад +1

      WHAT THE HECK IT GOT WORSE!!!!!!!?????????
      Update: HOW CAN YOU MAKE THE VOICE WORSE??? I CAN'T COMPREHEND A VOICE THAT'S WORSE, MAYBE THEY MADE HER ROLL EVERY R!

    • @bjthedjdutchdude1992
      @bjthedjdutchdude1992 Год назад

      It's was on Dutch TV onces

  • @tordelarosa6895
    @tordelarosa6895 9 лет назад +143

    THIS IS NOT A MUSICAL

  • @Dystnine
    @Dystnine 9 лет назад +154

    Speedy...
    That voice...

    • @Dystnine
      @Dystnine 9 лет назад +3

      ***** Getthat away from me. It'sscary. Speedy, Sparky. All those cars are ugly.

    • @Dystnine
      @Dystnine 9 лет назад +2

      And I thoughtthe piglet in Pig's Tale was unsettling. At least the Little Cars look better than these things.

    • @thekingsman9773
      @thekingsman9773 9 лет назад +5

      They completely changed her voice and appearance in the second movie onwards

    • @curlyfordoge4366
      @curlyfordoge4366 8 лет назад +4

      +Akira Tadokoro WHAT'S THE BIGGEST THING SOMEONE'S EVER GOTTEN STUCK IN THEIR ASS?!

    • @definitelycatherine7296
      @definitelycatherine7296 8 лет назад +17

      She sounds like Harley Quinn if she inhaled a life's worth of helium while she had a sore throat.

  • @xxluigi123
    @xxluigi123 8 лет назад +52

    OH GOD THIS MOVIE! my grandma had this when i was a kid, i watched it and i was always like WTF? gram can i watch real cars? also why does the yellow car keep laughing when someone says "good morning"?

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 6 лет назад +6

      xxluigi123 because she's a special needs car

    • @98953812
      @98953812 6 лет назад +2

      TINY FOX TIM or she belongs to Uncle Grandpa.

    • @lilgabbo2587
      @lilgabbo2587 5 лет назад +3

      Because the yellow car is like 4 years old

  • @Nakia11798
    @Nakia11798 7 лет назад +58

    That voice acting. A scene that was clearly adlibbed from a father, daughter, and son, Julie sounds bored, speedy sounds like she's super high, and that freaking jeep sounds like a middle aged woman... think about it, it's like a middle aged woman manipulating a preteen.

  • @SilviaFingerotter
    @SilviaFingerotter 8 лет назад +19

    This movie looks awful. At times the animation does look considerably better than "Little Cars" but the voice acting is much worse and probably some of the worst I've EVER heard.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 8 лет назад +5

      Pray to GOD bob never reviews anything by Dingo pictures. Let's leave phelous to do that.

  • @stephenbrown4698
    @stephenbrown4698 9 лет назад +93

    The title sounds like someone's fan fiction of that parody of A Bug's Life from Cars.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад

      Of course it is

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад

      It does

    • @kingandrewcecil348
      @kingandrewcecil348 2 года назад

      Funny enough, during the mid-credits scene of Cars there is a skit called A Bug's Life featuring the characters of said Pixar movie portrayed as anthropomorphic cars, which is a re-enactment of the "Circus bugs!? How can you be circus bugs!?" scene from that movie. That skit alone is so much better than this garbage knock-off.

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 9 лет назад +80

    13:58 GO IGOR! GO IGOR! GO GO GO IGOR!

  • @AlvinEarthworm
    @AlvinEarthworm 7 лет назад +66

    16:43 I want a 10 hour loop of this.

    • @FloofPuppy
      @FloofPuppy 6 лет назад +1

      Mark Haynes Hello there, Mr. Haynes. ^^ *Bows*

    • @ExMystikk6975
      @ExMystikk6975 6 лет назад +4

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    • @combatking0
      @combatking0 5 лет назад +5

      I'll settle for a 10 hour loop of the bit starting around 7:28

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад

      No you don't

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад

      Why?

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 9 лет назад +26

    It looks like Michael Schelp really, really hates kids.
    And yeah, not sure if anyone saw it, but this has two sequels, but thankfully the two sequels are better than the first one. They're still bad, just a lot more tolerable, and they completely changed Speedy's voice and appearance.

    • @loganbrock4628
      @loganbrock4628 9 лет назад +1

      Yeah,Michael also has the nerve to add the word child abuse in this movie, or one of the other sequels I'm not sure which though.

    • @williampulfer-melville8536
      @williampulfer-melville8536 4 года назад +1

      Ironically Michael Schelp actually has 2 kids and they both appear in this movie his daughter voice is Gracie and his son voices one of the gas leeches

  • @woomydayz
    @woomydayz 7 лет назад +40

    Uh oh it's getting late (SpongeBob narrator voice) Two minutes later...
    GOOD MORNING. LOL

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 6 лет назад +1

      Woomy Dayz congrats you now have been given a 300 dollar budget to make a rip off of the spongebob movie in 5 minutes

    • @SaiOkami777
      @SaiOkami777 4 года назад

      Pulling all nighters be like:

    • @woomydayz
      @woomydayz 4 года назад

      This do be from 3 years ago doe

  • @EagleTimberWolf
    @EagleTimberWolf 6 лет назад +11

    Hot Rod Heaven: A gay porno by Michael Bay
    Still sounds more watchable than this movie

  • @Demonetization_Symbol
    @Demonetization_Symbol 2 года назад +10

    As a car owner, I can tell that Sparky would have been at least partially totaled within one minute of this movie.

  • @AHHHHHHHHHHHHl
    @AHHHHHHHHHHHHl 8 лет назад +16

    IMDB's parents guide for this movie is hilarious.
    Edit: someone fixed the parents guide, so the hilarity is gone

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  8 лет назад +3

      +Akaaraq Hansen Oh, that ain't right.... O_O

  • @asdatescosains700
    @asdatescosains700 7 лет назад +38

    "A Cars Life is my religion. I firmly believe that this is what you see before you die."
    - IHE
    Sums up the entire film.

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 Год назад

      I hate IHE. But he’s right about the film.

  • @racheln.spaterost2709
    @racheln.spaterost2709 8 лет назад +8

    This just occurred to me. An unethical gas station owner could hire those gas leeches to siphon gas, causing demand to skyrocket.

  • @octodaddy877
    @octodaddy877 7 лет назад +34

    I need 10 hours of "Uh oh it's getting late"

  • @markom.3784
    @markom.3784 4 года назад +11

    i remember buying this dvd at the local store when i was 5 or 6 and getting traumatized by that killing scene god

  • @kristalball527
    @kristalball527 6 лет назад +7

    If that purple car was all out of gas, then how, the hell, was she able to drive to the gas station?

  • @MrBofinn
    @MrBofinn 5 лет назад +8

    7:38 The tone change between those last two cries... Did Sparky's truck-nuts just drop?

  • @fandomsofthecentury593
    @fandomsofthecentury593 7 лет назад +15

    The thumbnail made me scream "GOODBYE VIDEO, GOODBYE VIDEO!"

  • @williampulfer-melville8536
    @williampulfer-melville8536 4 года назад +9

    I think it's worth mentioning that the gas leeches in this movie we're actually Voiced by Michael Shelp and his son

  • @faidou9954
    @faidou9954 8 лет назад +8

    Does nothing explode in this universe?!

  • @wilhelmofcharlotte772
    @wilhelmofcharlotte772 7 лет назад +9

    *sees Bob's face on the thumbnail, has nightmares for a straight week.*

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 4 года назад +5

    7:07 it's creepy that she calls Sparky a "hot rod" when he sounds like she's sixty, and Sparky's like eight

  • @wastelandlegocheem
    @wastelandlegocheem 6 лет назад +6

    Dad: stop doing that.
    Sparky: what?
    Dad: anything!
    Roll credits *DING!*

  • @crystalore
    @crystalore 9 лет назад +23

    Some aspects of this remind me of Gregory Horror Show...
    It's annoying me that something that I hate reminds me of something that I love.

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 9 лет назад +17

    I think I've said enough about this movie in various other reviews but yes....this movie is awful. Awful characters, awful story, awful animation. Sparky is by far the worst protagonist I have ever witnessed in a supposed kids' movie and....and what more can I say? He's just an annoying little shit and I don't care if he lives or dies. Thooooooough, I will say this....the part where he sings to his little sisters? Of all the reason for his dad to get pissed, WHY THAT? He was just being nice to his little sister. Any parent would like that and of all the dumb-ass shit that Sparky does, THAT is the one thing that actually seems....nice? Makes him likable? I don't know, it just feels like its pushing it in order to make his father complain, despite the dad being the best character in this film....
    Too bad they fuck him up in the next two movies.

  • @AbomagooniosEntertainment
    @AbomagooniosEntertainment 8 лет назад +60

    10:17 GoAnimate in a nutshell :p

    • @suddysoap-barproductions4470
      @suddysoap-barproductions4470 8 лет назад +16

      O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O x1,000,000
      SPARKY! HOW DARE YOU GO TO THE MOVIES?! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 16238839861776267639686395267956269762689369297686298662786289619876289763897627961692876976298769868976987698760876769878484829923786 CENTURIES!!!! GO TO YOUR GARAGE AND NEVER COME OUT UNTIL YOU ARE UNGROUNDED!!!!

    • @suddysoap-barproductions4470
      @suddysoap-barproductions4470 8 лет назад +1

      Autumn Dulong Already covered. My comment says it all.

    • @suddysoap-barproductions4470
      @suddysoap-barproductions4470 8 лет назад +4

      Hippo Crap Popsicles
      *Created in GoAnimate*
      *Make professional animations with ease*

    • @suddysoap-barproductions4470
      @suddysoap-barproductions4470 8 лет назад

      Hippo Crap Popsicles What are you talking about?

    • @suddysoap-barproductions4470
      @suddysoap-barproductions4470 8 лет назад

      Hippo Crap Popsicles Ah ok

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 4 года назад +4

    “I JUST SNORTED A WHOLE BUNCH OF METH! I’M DOING GREAT!!!! KYAA!!!”

  • @willbiesen8031
    @willbiesen8031 Год назад +4

    10:45
    Sparky: I hate being treated like a baby.
    THEN STOP ACTING LIKE ONE!

  • @finalfantasy84208
    @finalfantasy84208 7 лет назад +14

    Speedy almost sounds like Toad from mario

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 6 лет назад +2

      Sologaming 2006 she sounds like a mixture of Harley Quinn, Toad, & Pinkie Pie

    • @lilgabbo2587
      @lilgabbo2587 5 лет назад +3

      I was thinking more like almost sounding like Whitey from 8 Crazy Nights

    • @goiabexp
      @goiabexp Год назад

      He sounds like Axl from Megaman X7

  • @JThePlante
    @JThePlante 7 лет назад +16

    That thumbnail is pure gold 😂

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +5

      NinROCK3T For some reason it creeps me out! And I'm not easily creeped out...

  • @Mi_Fa_Volare
    @Mi_Fa_Volare 8 лет назад +12

    Wow. What other cartoon has an interruption in singing. That is glorious.

  • @misttwist5655
    @misttwist5655 7 лет назад +9

    I JUST SNORTED A WHOLE BUNCH OF METH, I'M DOING GREAT!!!!!

  • @ZC-Infinity
    @ZC-Infinity 9 лет назад +8

    Oh, geez, this movie's so bad, I can barely even put up with clips of the movie. I mean, at least the models in Spider's Web looked like cheap toys and had agreeable color schemes. This movie, it's like if the lemons in Cars 2 started inbreeding. And what's up with Sparkplug Entertainment and trying to end their movies like a torture porn? First a snake trying to dump a living character into a grinder, now two cars chained up while another hacks them to pieces! So, wow, I am amazed you could get through this one...

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  9 лет назад +6

      ZC-Infinity Reviews ....Hey, yeah. I'm all for movies putting our heroes in peril, but these both end in REALLY messed up ways, don't they?? O_O

  • @thepigeonman3719
    @thepigeonman3719 8 лет назад +21

    wow sparkys voice is annoying but not as annoying as the pink car

  • @yotamkaspi8508
    @yotamkaspi8508 9 лет назад +17

    FINALLY I FOUND THIS MOVIE! I remember seeing this when I was a kid on TV (yeah they actually aired this piece of crap on TV). Recently I've tried to fins this, and now I finally did. I have to admit this is sort of a guilty pleasure, but maybe that's just what nostalgia does to you.

    • @lilgabbo2587
      @lilgabbo2587 5 лет назад +3

      No, you just had a DVD and your not admitting that you paid money for it

    • @ciarankerr9163
      @ciarankerr9163 4 года назад

      Same, I watched it when I was younger and the only reason I remember it is because at a certain point it would always freeze

  • @motherbrain86
    @motherbrain86 7 лет назад +6

    sparky is voiced by corinee orr who did the original trixie, spirtle and speeds mother in speed racer

  • @shaneballesteros6852
    @shaneballesteros6852 9 лет назад +22

    There is a video brinquedo knock off of wreck it ralph. I never seen it, but you need to review the movie.

    • @dbzfan30
      @dbzfan30 9 лет назад +2

      Do you know what it's called? I'll look it up.

    • @shaneballesteros6852
      @shaneballesteros6852 9 лет назад +3

      DragonBall 9001 it is called the bad video game dude

    • @epikster4518
      @epikster4518 9 лет назад

      +Shane Ballesteros wait that's a real movie

    • @shaneballesteros6852
      @shaneballesteros6852 9 лет назад

      dreamcast guy 24 Yes it is

    • @epikster4518
      @epikster4518 9 лет назад

      Shane Ballesteros how do you know

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +3

    When Diesel called Sparky a "hot rod" it sounded like she was coming onto him.

  • @starrdom8245
    @starrdom8245 7 лет назад +13

    I want a movie just about Julia

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +7

    Gracie's actually cute compared to the rest of the characters.

    • @the_goofiest_whajje
      @the_goofiest_whajje 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah, her voice is a suprisingly accurate young child.

  • @WolfFreelandFalloutkid
    @WolfFreelandFalloutkid 7 лет назад +17

    A Cars Life. More like A Cringe Life

  • @JRS06
    @JRS06 Год назад +3

    I actually went out of my way to scour the charity shops of England to find this travesty of a movie. I actually had a fun tearing it apart whilst watching. To be honest, I quite like the mystery aesthetic of Piston's disappearance (even if the culprit is obvious) and the empty gloomy look of the badlands.
    And will someone please make that spinoff about Julia? She deserves it.

  • @r.noahallen9876
    @r.noahallen9876 7 лет назад +6

    There's nothing that disgusts and yet fascinates me more than bootlegs

  • @vontavius01
    @vontavius01 6 лет назад +9

    2:45 I just thought about it, why are tickets even a thing in this universe? If the cars are the humans of this universe, then wouldn't driving fast be considered running?

  • @Cyberbrickmaster1986
    @Cyberbrickmaster1986 9 лет назад +6

    Wow... forget Slippy Toad, FIdget, Jar Jar Binks, Jasper Batt Jr., Charmy Bee, Scrabby Doo, the great Gazoo, Snarf, all the butchered characters from Captain N, Hairy Scary, Navi, Vivi or any other really annoying character that has ever existed! Speedy from A Car's Life is officially the most annoying character of anything ever made!

  • @EsmeMarion
    @EsmeMarion 7 лет назад +9

    The thumbnail makes me laugh every time I see it XD

  • @GreycatRademenes
    @GreycatRademenes 9 лет назад +12

    Ok, a couple of questions!
    1. Am I the only person who thinks Speedy is Harley Quinn gone Turbo Teen?
    2. Is it me or does Diesel have a mustache
    3. Is Gracie suppose to be really young, or is she a special needs car?
    Other than that this movie felt like they took the script from a 3 year old, playing with toy cars.

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  9 лет назад +5

      ***** 1. No, Harley Quinn actually has some dignity to her. lol
      2. Kinda, yeah. Jeeps aren't exactly the most feminine cars, are they?
      3. I'm gonna say really young.

    • @Raf8347
      @Raf8347 9 лет назад +2

      ***** GOSH! SPEEDY's Voice is More annoying than Vanille's Voice from Final Fantasy XIII!!

    • @AmishParadise27
      @AmishParadise27 9 лет назад +2

      Bobsheaux Gracie is actually voiced by Grace Schelp, Michael's youngest daughter. Also his son and himself voiced one of the gas leeches and his wife, Julia (could be another daughter, I honestly can't tell from the voice) to play Julia.

  • @aidantanny7230
    @aidantanny7230 7 лет назад +8

    the dad is the best character cuz he's just denying sparky and I'm glad cuz sparky is TRAAAAASSHH

  • @matthorseirons6791
    @matthorseirons6791 5 лет назад +4

    More like Sparky's Big Depression. This movie is absolutely depressing & has no purpose for existing

  • @EpicMickey777
    @EpicMickey777 9 лет назад +18

    Part of what made me come here was the videos thumb nail.

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  9 лет назад +6

      Josh Thomas It's STARING at you..... @_@

    • @EpicMickey777
      @EpicMickey777 9 лет назад +1

      Alright Dracula.

  • @mr.coffee5220
    @mr.coffee5220 3 года назад +2

    The part that always cracks me up is when you say “I JUST SNORTED A WHOLE BUNCH OF METH, I’M DOING GREAT!... GAH!”

  • @puffythedestroyer8878
    @puffythedestroyer8878 9 лет назад +11

    Silence of the Speedies..

  • @oxycominum
    @oxycominum 9 лет назад +13

    You are awesome. Shame on me for not discovering you sooner.

  • @moon-shadow6239
    @moon-shadow6239 6 лет назад +5

    Boy was I laughing so hard when they were killing the pink car! It was hilarious!

  • @emilywenig4390
    @emilywenig4390 8 лет назад +8

    Speedy's voice makes my ears bleed...

  • @meerkat2260
    @meerkat2260 7 лет назад +7

    Speedy sounds like dee dee from dexters laboratory on Cartoon Network

  • @Zedek
    @Zedek 9 лет назад +6

    I am still at 0:00 but I thumbed it up for the hilarious thumbnail!

  • @Shades14
    @Shades14 9 лет назад +8

    Think you might review the Chinese Cars rip-off that came out not too long ago when it comes out on DVD?

    • @epikster4518
      @epikster4518 9 лет назад +3

      +The Shady Reviewer that movie called the autobots?

  • @SuperMarkerComicBro
    @SuperMarkerComicBro 9 лет назад +3

    Am I the only one who notices that Sparky has the same voice as the pig from Spider's Web? What's also freaky is that Sparky IS the car they were driving in that movie. Kinda wondering if there's a connection...
    Great review as always, Bob.

    • @lilgabbo2587
      @lilgabbo2587 5 лет назад +1

      That voice actor is so lazy, that he (or she) uses the same voices

  • @LawdStrudel
    @LawdStrudel 8 лет назад +6

    I don't know why but I laughed way too hard looking at the thumbnail lol.

  • @iblis2844
    @iblis2844 9 лет назад +6

    So is the gas station like a brothel or something...? I mean, the gas pumps have to stick the pump in the side of the cars and they're both evidently alive so what even is this? Can the gas pumps move around? Are they unwilling slaves?
    *head explodes*

  • @MrThischarmingman2
    @MrThischarmingman2 7 лет назад +5

    I was just looking up that Jack and the Beanstalk anime film (the one the Nostalgia Critic looked at a while ago) and I found this out; the woman they got to voice Sparky in this and the other movies is the same woman who voiced Princess Margaret!

  • @sansnotyellingyelmut5315
    @sansnotyellingyelmut5315 8 лет назад +10

    julia is the only one that i think is a good characther.

  • @infinite2428
    @infinite2428 7 лет назад +7

    Thumbnail killed me... aagrbsb help me.. xD

  • @charliecollins3826
    @charliecollins3826 5 лет назад +3

    I remember someone got me this as I was into cars as a kid and it scared the shid out of me

  • @Jennabennas96
    @Jennabennas96 8 лет назад +11

    My stomach hurts from laughing. This is my fav

  • @MistyCypress
    @MistyCypress 8 лет назад +2

    [insert speedy screaming here repeatedly]

  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 9 лет назад +23

    Can't *WAIT* until you get ahold of the sequels :D

    • @WhiffyPlush
      @WhiffyPlush 9 лет назад +1

      Trigger McTriggerson This has a sequel?

    • @bobjoe3492
      @bobjoe3492 9 лет назад

      ***** Indeed it does, sadly I watched it

    • @bobjoe3492
      @bobjoe3492 9 лет назад

      ***** Indeed it does, sadly I watched it

  • @hztb9918
    @hztb9918 7 лет назад +5

    I own this movie on DVD for some reason.

  • @undercooked_spaghettios
    @undercooked_spaghettios 8 лет назад +3

    For some reason, that disturbing pink car reminds me of Pinkie Pie....
    I'd much rather take Pinkamena than this abomination O_O

  • @Flowerbarrel
    @Flowerbarrel 6 лет назад +2

    Sparky better behave or his dad's gonna take away his car keys.

  • @domotormate
    @domotormate 9 лет назад +9

    Where do these movies come from? XD
    Love your videos, Bob! At one point, I said to myself you are even better than the Nostalgia Critic! Shame you have so few followers.
    Keep up the amazing work!

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  9 лет назад +8

      domotormate Thank you. :) If you think I deserve more followers, do all that you can to change that and share my videos with everyone you can!

    • @lilgabbo2587
      @lilgabbo2587 5 лет назад +1

      These movies come from the centre of hell itself. That's were Sparkplug Entertainment REALLY IS

  • @TheDen-ec9xe
    @TheDen-ec9xe 7 лет назад +2

    Gotta love Sparky's mouth animation.
    Unrelated question : What's the title of the comic between Cheetahmen and Dazzler ? Does anyone know ?

  • @hecku
    @hecku 8 лет назад +3

    oh man,i remember my parents getting this movie for me ON VHS

    • @theatomicfox178
      @theatomicfox178 7 лет назад

      Interesting. This is an awfully late release for VHS

  • @inaciosthirdstudio
    @inaciosthirdstudio 2 года назад +2

    If I want to see an animated film about talking cars, I’ll stick with the Pixar Cars films. If I want to see a race car movie, I’ll stick with “The Love Bug”.

  • @Nakia11798
    @Nakia11798 7 лет назад +3

    This movie is what it feels like to fall asleep watching cars and have a nightmare about it.