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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • King Kong gone wrong.
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  • @killeing
    @killeing 6 месяцев назад +1436

    When you make a game that makes you say "I'd rather be playing Gollum", you deserve to be put on "Just Bad Games".

    • @kamildrews3517
      @kamildrews3517 6 месяцев назад +29

      Imagine what would it sound like if Gollum said this himself.

    • @Dominion69420
      @Dominion69420 6 месяцев назад +12

      Im glad Im not the only one who got alot of golem vibes from this

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 6 месяцев назад +8

      O
      M
      G
      XD

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 6 месяцев назад +18

      Hmmm.... I was thinking which game I'd rather play, but I think I'd rather just buy a shotgun if those are my options.

    • @seangiglio
      @seangiglio 6 месяцев назад +11

      At least Gollum had a story. It was a terrible story, but at least it tried

  • @mollyanderson657
    @mollyanderson657 6 месяцев назад +1035

    The fact that GameMills were sane enough to publish Big Rigs and are still able to make games today surprises me.

    • @jamesesterline
      @jamesesterline 6 месяцев назад +1

      I wouldn't be surprised if they turned out to be a front for a money laundering scheme

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 6 месяцев назад +82

      Sane?
      I beg your PARGON?

    • @Smellytots
      @Smellytots 6 месяцев назад +84

      How do they keep getting thier hands on huge titles like the last airbender game?

    • @braedenmclean5304
      @braedenmclean5304 6 месяцев назад +38

      @@Smellytotsor the walking dead

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 6 месяцев назад +33

      @@Smellytots Best offer auction???

  • @komm6668
    @komm6668 6 месяцев назад +376

    Its like the developers played Life of Black Tiger and said, "We need that, but with King Kong."

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 6 месяцев назад +24

      Black Tiger: [BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE] For *Shame...*

    • @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo
      @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo 6 месяцев назад +29

      Fred Fuchs will be laughing his ass off in heaven at the thought of Shane and Adam wasting money on that game.
      They need to do it.

    • @valivali8104
      @valivali8104 6 месяцев назад +22

      Iguanabee got very little resources and only *one year to make game* - no wonder this game is as it is

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 6 месяцев назад +10

      The Publishers, Not the developers.

    • @teddyboukagain9985
      @teddyboukagain9985 6 месяцев назад +4

      that’s so true about Black Tiger, lolol.

  • @camwing
    @camwing 6 месяцев назад +491

    Look, we all would've been happy with the commentary, but the insane amount of work you put into the edits does not go unnoticed. This channel is an absolute gem in a sea of low effort talking-about-things-that-are-bad content ❤

    • @newhavencon-py5yy
      @newhavencon-py5yy 6 месяцев назад +10

      Unedited video are just the Starfield of videos.

    • @koolaid33
      @koolaid33 6 месяцев назад +4

      Oh hey, I watch you when you upload. Neat.

    • @Carnepiscina
      @Carnepiscina 6 месяцев назад +2

      You here? Now that's a pleasant surprise

    • @RTSFirebatYT
      @RTSFirebatYT 6 месяцев назад +3

      Right on brother! I only wish I could edit videos like these two do. Outstanding work and his channel deserve more subs and views.

    • @acfreak55
      @acfreak55 6 месяцев назад +3

      Agreed I know this channels pretty old, but they are like a breath of fresh air compared to a lot of bad video game review channels.

  • @VelvetMagician
    @VelvetMagician 6 месяцев назад +846

    They somehow managed to make it feel like you, playing as KING KONG, were the size of a regular gorilla.

    • @seelcudoom1
      @seelcudoom1 6 месяцев назад +119

      considering the size of everything else and the fact they appear to use velociraptors instead of t-rexs i think they legit forgot

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 6 месяцев назад +6

      BRILLIANT

    • @nexcorvin4994
      @nexcorvin4994 6 месяцев назад +21

      But a really slow, lumbering gorilla.

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 6 месяцев назад +47

      You know, I can kind of imagine how Kong's size could've been a game mechanic. Intro is the same, except the big bad dino boss towers over the Kong family, and they sacrifice themselves to let him escape.
      You start out as Baby Kong, and work your way up the food chain, hunting down the "kings/queens" of the island to eat them and absorb whatever makes them huge. In the beginning, you're small, and you have to go after smaller enemies, like spiders and raptors, until you reach the first boss (which would be the spider, because spiders are small, so a giant one would still be smaller than a giant dinosaur). You beat it, and then you get a time-skip, after which point Kong is adult sized and much bigger, and now you can just squash the spiders you had to fight before under your foot. Then, you hunt down the crab, then the giant sandworm, and finally the three dinosaur "underlings", and each time you get a time-skip, Kong grows in size, and that changes up exploration. He's now bigger and stronger, so he can break the stone walls and floors and swat away old enemies and mini-bosses, but in exchange he can no longer climb the vines or traverse certain narrow areas, because he's too big and heavy.
      Then, in the finale, Kong faces off against the dino boss from the beginning, but now he's the bigger one, and beats it to a pulp, and since he now took down all the "kings/queens" of Skull Island, he becomes King Kong. Simple, straightforward, easy.
      But then again, when you're a developer studio with a shovelware publisher breathing down your neck, demanding a game to be finished in one year and pushing out an obvious alpha build as a full release, complete with MTX, ideas to integrate your gameplay and story and streamline them are meaningless, because that's the least of your problems.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 6 месяцев назад +8

      In other words, you'd more ironically be playing as Donkey Kong if he were a bad monkey from the start and stayed bad instead.

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 6 месяцев назад +258

    "It was GameMill killed the beast."
    - 'King Kong' (1933)

  • @morrisl123
    @morrisl123 6 месяцев назад +426

    "Man this video's REALLY hard to look at... Maybe I should try upping the quality."
    Video was already set to *4K*
    ".... Oh no."

    • @nonamepasserbya6658
      @nonamepasserbya6658 6 месяцев назад +4

      Such is the horrors of Nintendo consoles...not that this game look THAT much better on the PS consoles anyway

    • @chickpea
      @chickpea 5 месяцев назад +37

      @@nonamepasserbya6658 Trust me... it's the game

    • @_Twink
      @_Twink 5 месяцев назад +17

      ​@nonamepasserbya6658 idk Man, there's some decent looking things on there. This game is some kind of experiment gone wrong...... 😷

    • @SlyRocko
      @SlyRocko 5 месяцев назад

      @@nonamepasserbya6658 games by monolithsoft really push the hardware into making such stunning and beautiful games despite the lower hardware fidelity. Trust me, it is the game

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 5 месяцев назад +17

      @@nonamepasserbya6658 This is not entirely true, nor is it fair. Games like Metroid Prime Remastered, Doom and Doom Eternal and Alien Isolation look fantastic on the Switch.
      Then again, The Outer Worlds looks and runs like a kick in the nuts.

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye 6 месяцев назад +555

    It’s genuinely depressing to see what Iguanabee had in terms of its initial concept vs what they ended up making. They seem like they had a ton of passion and love behind it. Hell, it maybe could’ve rivaled the iconic Peter Jackson Kong game, only for GameMill to come in and completely annihilate any chance of this passion being realized.
    The fact that GameMill is still even allowed to publish games is just upsetting. So many publishers get closed down for less, yet they’re here giving us stuff that even the bargain bin would feel ripped off by.

    • @leandrocz1606
      @leandrocz1606 6 месяцев назад +36

      I think is really sad mocking this game made by like two guys and basically no budget

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd 6 месяцев назад +59

      GameMill has no expectations, but then again their prominent game was "Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing", so let that say what it will.

    • @loganreads90
      @loganreads90 6 месяцев назад +7

      Yep. Super sad.

    • @sadfatdragon9529
      @sadfatdragon9529 6 месяцев назад +59

      From what I understand is it is a viscous cycle Iguanabee wants to make a good game and have the talent, but just to survive they have to take projects from companies like Gamemill and if I remember gave Iguanabee no money and only a year to make this. Since all Iguanabee has for their portfolio is games like Kong they can't get out from under predatory publishers like Gamemill and onto actual projects with actual funds and time. To put it simply Iguanabee is trapped.

    • @monkaWGiga
      @monkaWGiga 6 месяцев назад +40

      ​@@leandrocz1606 Disagree. I think it's fair especially since they make it very very clear that it's Game mills fault and not the devs. Hell if it wasn't for this video I wouldn't even know about their other game which I've now added to my wishlist on steam.

  • @bdpickett
    @bdpickett 6 месяцев назад +607

    Fun fact: Universal sued Nintendo for the usage of Kong in DK's name, but Nintendo won out in the end. The lawyer who won that case was named Kirby, hence why HAL Laboratory's little pink puffball shares the name.

    • @lvl90dru1d
      @lvl90dru1d 6 месяцев назад +20

      i thought about john kirby from white house

    • @linhero797
      @linhero797 6 месяцев назад +97

      The theory of Kirby being a reference to John Kirby was actually disproven by Miyamoto himself if I recall.
      They had asked Nintendo of America to give a name to Kirby, I suppose because Nintendo of America had named a large variety of characters for NoJ like Luigi, the Koopalings, and others like them. And the staff at NoA literally picked it from a hat which had a bunch of names.

    • @BloodWraith777
      @BloodWraith777 6 месяцев назад +39

      It is also worth randomly mentioning Kirby, the grumpy old vacuum, from The Brave Little Toaster.
      They both share the same name, and they both *SUCK* ....air, and stuff.

    • @jordantatata155
      @jordantatata155 6 месяцев назад +42

      ​@@BloodWraith777thats just cause Kirby is a brand of vaccums

    • @qu1253
      @qu1253 6 месяцев назад +36

      Ironic considering Nintendo itself is one of the most aggressively litigious companies in existence.

  • @stelomation
    @stelomation 6 месяцев назад +192

    I’m beginning to think GameMill is the reincarnation of LJN. I mean think about. Both companies typically get usually talented developers, rushes them, and aggressively releases trash games. Oh, and they snatch up almost every popular licensed property they can get their hands on!

    • @KamenRiderGumo
      @KamenRiderGumo 6 месяцев назад +26

      The difference is that LJN actually out out a game or two that was fairly decent. JAWS on the NES was actually a lot of fun.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 6 месяцев назад +22

      LJN werent developers, they were just publishers... which is why ive always felt the modern equivalent of Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts would be Activision

    • @Yuli_Ban
      @Yuli_Ban 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@thepolarphantasm2319 GameMill is also a publisher.

    • @Yuli_Ban
      @Yuli_Ban 6 месяцев назад +11

      I used to say that the "Modern LJN" had to be the now-defunct Data Design Interactive, but I'm seriously thinking GameMill is vying for that title.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@Yuli_Ban for a while we had one guy- fella named Gilson B. Pontes- who was on track to be an LJN of One

  • @Ars-Nova258
    @Ars-Nova258 6 месяцев назад +526

    Rerez + Recent Awful Game = I’M HERE AT LIGHT SPEED!!!

  • @FrostTheSaved
    @FrostTheSaved 6 месяцев назад +321

    Note this games failure is mostly the publishers fault. Iguanabee was given 1 year to make it and was forced to come up with story themselves with the only directions coming from gamemill being "skull island, king kong". Funnily enough, gamemill is known for milling out trash tier games, like rise of kong and the walking dead destinies.

    • @Macrusader
      @Macrusader 6 месяцев назад +61

      I mean, it's in their name:
      GAME
      MILL

    • @valivali8104
      @valivali8104 6 месяцев назад +5

      Wasn’t it one year?

    • @FrostTheSaved
      @FrostTheSaved 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@valivali8104 you are right. I guess i should have refreshed my memory before posting my comment. Thanks for the correction.

    • @valivali8104
      @valivali8104 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@FrostTheSaved even one year was too little time, and having too little time was main point 👍

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 6 месяцев назад +6

      this is mentioned in the video

  • @Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore
    @Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore 6 месяцев назад +1624

    Imagine making a game so bad that a video ranting about it has to be AN HOUR LONG

    • @shadowsonshadowson3929
      @shadowsonshadowson3929 6 месяцев назад +106

      Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) and RUclipsr TheGreatClement went on a seven video rant that lasted three hours total…

    • @epicfunnygexfan3582
      @epicfunnygexfan3582 6 месяцев назад +79

      Imagine making a game so bad, that a youtube channel dedicated to bad video games makes it’s LONGEST EVER video about you

    • @lvl90dru1d
      @lvl90dru1d 6 месяцев назад +14

      uh, duke nukem forever?

    • @lvl90dru1d
      @lvl90dru1d 6 месяцев назад +2

      @redbulbuniverseyes

    • @exocolt15
      @exocolt15 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@lvl90dru1dDuke is different. There’s a lot more to unpack with what was an icon like duke and the fall from grace vs something like this

  • @ItsBofu
    @ItsBofu 6 месяцев назад +242

    Even the name "Game Mill" should be a red flag. They do know what "Mill" means colloquially, right? Like diploma mills? Or puppy mills?

    • @Yuli_Ban
      @Yuli_Ban 6 месяцев назад +68

      That's my take exactly.
      "GameMill" sounds like a Simpsons gag about a soulless corporate factory farm that manufactures Interactive Digital Entertainment Product™ and yet it's real and it's exactly what the name sounds like.

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 6 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@Yuli_Ban
      It's even how their website reads, self-awareness is something they lack lol

    • @SomeBlokeOrWhatever
      @SomeBlokeOrWhatever 5 месяцев назад +20

      The thing is
      If you are a consumer, or someone who cares about... Things. Then sure, this is a negative connotation.
      But if you're a particular kind of middle manager, looking for the cheapest contractor possible? A Mill is _exactly what you want_ -- GameMill continues to exist because this is their market. Licensors wanting to make a "Game" for merchandising reasons that is as cheap and quick as humanly possible, because the point is not and was never to make something good, it's just to make _a thing_ so you can use it for cross promotion. And any suckers that buy it, well, that's on them.

    • @ToxicTurquoise454
      @ToxicTurquoise454 5 месяцев назад +2

      Or Heather Mills?

    • @andre_601
      @andre_601 4 месяца назад +2

      I only associate "mill" with stuff like a grain/flour mill... Still fits tho... They grind aspects of a game down into a fine dust of what could've been a good game... or smth...

  • @NirielWinx
    @NirielWinx 6 месяцев назад +506

    GameMill almost killed me. I worked on NHRA Speed for All, by Team6. I was putting 12--16 h a day with no weekend or vacation, because we were understaffed (we lost half our programmers, the sound guy and all the testers that year) and the requirements kept changing. I ended up requiring emergency open heart surgery. After which I was let go because I "couldn't deal with the pressure". Do not work for a studio who works for GameMill. The executives, HR and team leaders are safe, but everybody else will be ground to paste. Because GameMill asks for too much and doesn't pay the studios.
    Edit for all the people who say I did it to myself. We had over ten artists, about ten producers, five programmers, and only one physicist: me. For a game that relied heavily upon physics. The entire game was on my shoulders.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 6 месяцев назад +44

      I think I could tell for the comparison of What Lies In The Multiverse againgst Iguanabees' two GameMill titles, but thanks for the firsthand confirmation at hand here!

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 5 месяцев назад +23

      Hope you are doing better friend. It's not nice being worked to near death, while I'm not in game dev I had a similar experience of being pushed too hard, ending up in the hospital and not getting paid. Hope things have turned around for you.

    • @NirielWinx
      @NirielWinx 5 месяцев назад +52

      @@Gatorade69 > It's been 18 months. I'm still alive and still have a roof. That's all the happy ending I can offer.

    • @megamix5403
      @megamix5403 5 месяцев назад +11

      Sorry to hear that. :(
      I love your pfp btw

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 5 месяцев назад +1

      I’m sorry.

  • @shinyagumon7015
    @shinyagumon7015 6 месяцев назад +127

    I'm so glad you talked about the weird scale of the game world because this was instantly bugging me. King Kong looks way too small here, even if we go by his smallest canonical height. I get that you have to make compromises between having a cool giant ape as the player character and having an open world that still makes a bit of sense scale-wise, but still, he's tiny compared to everything else on this supposed island.
    I don't think teasing you with unlockable abilities in the Tutorial is that bad; Metroid does that almost every time too, but the big difference is obviously that it has a functioning map and great level design that reward exploration and makes you want to regain all these abilities instead of making you feel frustrated at the fact that you can't access most of the level suddenly.
    Also the irony of a publisher calling themselves Game Mill being mostly known for churning out subpar licensed games is so funny. You can't make that up.

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 6 месяцев назад +5

      About the last part, that's not irony, it's fitting.

    • @saturniidspectre
      @saturniidspectre 4 месяца назад

      Psychonauts did the same thing with Basic Braining

    • @benmalsky9834
      @benmalsky9834 3 месяца назад

      Not all of their licensed games are subpar, I will always be a defender of the Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl games.

    • @FriendTaren
      @FriendTaren Месяц назад +1

      If I’m not mistaken, a god of war did something similar, too. Tell me if I’m wrong though, i never played it.

  • @TheGhostbusterfan
    @TheGhostbusterfan 6 месяцев назад +62

    Ya know. The concept of a game where you play as a young Kong slowly making his way to the top of the food chain on Skull Island. Sounds really fun. Too bad the developers had twenty bucks and a long weekend.

    • @ladyabaxa
      @ladyabaxa 6 месяцев назад +12

      Twenty bucks and a long weekend would likely have resulted in a better game because it would be short and tightly focused.

  • @TheSimba86
    @TheSimba86 6 месяцев назад +95

    1:23 King Kong sniffing his two fingers after touching her LOL

  • @0dayswithoutincident934
    @0dayswithoutincident934 6 месяцев назад +55

    I love how Team 6 Game Studios is becoming the LJN of Rerez.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 6 месяцев назад +13

      For racing games, at least.

  • @zeldagameryt4018
    @zeldagameryt4018 6 месяцев назад +73

    I knew this was going to be on the channel one day. Either this, Gollum, Quest for Balance, or Walking Dead Destinies. 2023 was just filled with Gollum-likes.
    Edit: I just got an idea for the next JBG video, Silent Hill Homecoming. A game that is basically key jiggling for Silent Hill fans

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 6 месяцев назад +14

      Gollum-likes should be a new genre, it will make dollars.

  • @general_wanobi2973
    @general_wanobi2973 6 месяцев назад +30

    53:20 bruh, the tail broke as it was swinging mid cutscene 💀

  • @9Godslayer
    @9Godslayer 6 месяцев назад +30

    That Kong puppet for the musical was really impressive.

    • @malachitep4276
      @malachitep4276 4 месяца назад +2

      I actually want to watch just to see that thing in action tbh

    • @Larkatiel
      @Larkatiel 4 месяца назад +3

      i was lucky enough to actually see it on broadway, it was as amazing as it looked.

  • @robbiewalker2831
    @robbiewalker2831 6 месяцев назад +57

    2:27: the TV Show on the left is by the same people that gave us those stop-motion holiday specials; in fact, Rankin-Bass use to be under “Videocraft International”. The King Kong series features an alternate universe that starts with the events of the movie happening, but King Kong is alive, and joined by an audience surrogate boy, with more adventures happening.
    2:37: That's because, funny enough, Donkey Kong was not based on King Kong at all. If you remember, Miyamoto based the Donkey Kong game on Popeye, as it was originally planned to make a game based on the Popeye short "A Dream Walking", hence why the game took place at a construction site. Also, the reason Nintendo's Gorilla is called "Donkey Kong" is because Miyamoto wanted a name to catch the attention of American audiences, using words to describe a stubborn gorilla, a "Donkey" "Kong", if you will; in fact, in Japan, Kong is used as a word for a Gorilla.
    The only reason Nintendo got into a lawsuit is because Universal, who thought they owned the rights to King Kong, thought Donkey Kong was infringing on King Kong, when they published the license for a Tiger Electronics game called "King Kong"; this Donkey Kong ripoff has King Kong tossing Bombs, at a Firefighter who jumps over them, climbing the Empire State Building to rescue a blonde woman. Long story short, Nintendo won the court case with the help of a lawyer named John Kirby, and Donkey Kong continues on existing.
    16:00: “It is a good shrubbery.”

    • @ultimapower6950
      @ultimapower6950 6 месяцев назад +1

      NI

    • @BlazeHeartPanther
      @BlazeHeartPanther 5 месяцев назад +2

      Love me some old Rankin/Bass holiday specials. Had no idea they did a King Kong series. Was that before, during, or after their stop-motion special spree?

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@BlazeHeartPanther during the stop motion spree. It was also animated by Toei doga of DBZ, sailor moon and one piece fame for budget reasons.

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@BlazeHeartPanther probably before their holiday special spree, since back then, they were under the name of “Videocraft International”, which Rudolph was also produced under.

  • @chackbro1
    @chackbro1 6 месяцев назад +30

    One of my favorite things about this series is how in-depth it goes. No stone goes unturned with these two jokers

    • @Yuli_Ban
      @Yuli_Ban 6 месяцев назад +4

      I always felt their comedy was a little "eh, hit or miss," kind of aiming for the "early 2000s fratboy" crowd at times, but definitely they are nothing if not thorough and do their research. For that, I have to commend them.

  • @alexkogan9755
    @alexkogan9755 6 месяцев назад +103

    King Kong deserves much better than this. The old Xbox 360 Peter Jackson game was diamond plated gold compared to this thing. Godzilla also deserves a proper new game too instead of being left for cameos on other titles and whatever the heck that one PlayStation 4 game was trying to be.

    • @bassram3337
      @bassram3337 6 месяцев назад

      it was released on PS2, Xbox, Gamecube, PC
      it wasn't an Xbox 360 game

    • @GHOST-zy3ji
      @GHOST-zy3ji 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@bassram3337it was release on 360 as well

    • @bassram3337
      @bassram3337 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@GHOST-zy3ji yes but still, it was a 6th gen game

    • @RagnarTheGrey
      @RagnarTheGrey 6 месяцев назад

      That PS4 game was more of a photo mode with an annoying minigame attatched that you had to play to unlock characters

    • @fuzzydude64
      @fuzzydude64 6 месяцев назад +5

      The PS4 Godzilla has tons of potential; the kaiju themselves look great, great sound, solid animation and weight, *being* the monster is inherently fun. All the criticism is valid though; Everyone but Godzilla has an extremely limited move-set with no expansion options, the campaign is criminally short with very limited re-playability, the size mechanic is heavily unbalanced, and of course *THE GENERATORS*.
      I think it holds potential to match or even surpass the Pipeworks trilogy. In any case, what we got was not that. It's sad because the dev obviously had the skill and passion. They only needed the time and budget.
      Edit: For the record: I did have fun with it! I enjoyed my time with it a lot for a few weeks! Even come back to it occasionally, just for one of the best (albeit rare) reps of Biollante, my favorite Kaiju! Still fun to control her on this and Unleashed. I liked it, but it's not exactly good overall. It just has so tantalizingly sweet untapped potential that I can't help but want more

  • @leemcdonald1342
    @leemcdonald1342 6 месяцев назад +51

    Opitmus Primal: Well, that's just prime!

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 6 месяцев назад +4

      Is that a Phelous reference?

    • @Reploid-dj9jc
      @Reploid-dj9jc 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@crazyluigi6664 nah optimus primal was a character from Transformers Beast wars , it was basically his catch phrase saying Well that's just prime

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@Reploid-dj9jc Of course it was that. I said that because I remember Phelous used that clip himself a few times also.

    • @leemcdonald1342
      @leemcdonald1342 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@crazyluigi6664 I honestly forgot Phelous using Optimus Primal's quote. Forgive me for not responding to your initial reply.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@leemcdonald1342 Heh, it's all good, man. Just glad that someone else knew what I was getting at there. ;)

  • @FlameLFH
    @FlameLFH 6 месяцев назад +33

    @3:08 That's the result of a technique called dynamic resolution scaling, used in many Switch games to keep framerates consistent. I guess in this case, the game is swapping resolution so often to the point of distraction.

  • @HannahHearsAWho
    @HannahHearsAWho 6 месяцев назад +276

    Ooo, this one is gonna be a doozy

  • @scout9593
    @scout9593 6 месяцев назад +33

    Rise of Kong is like if Kong himself tried to program a game

    • @phoenixsnilloc995
      @phoenixsnilloc995 4 месяца назад +3

      Even he could make a better game than this.

  • @bhiett7448
    @bhiett7448 6 месяцев назад +33

    I remember rewatching the Worst Racing Games video you all did recently before this one came out, seeing Game Mill's name on Big Rigs was a huge surprise (and slightly not so surprising) after seeing their name everywhere lately pegged with bad games like this. It's crazy to imagine that they're still somehow publishing games so recently with that sort of track record on their backs. I feel like you could make an insane marathon of their games alone, but then again considering how long this one is by itself, you would probably lose your minds lol

  • @KesGaming
    @KesGaming 6 месяцев назад +35

    It's hard to believe I've been watching this series since there were only four or five videos, and now there are 50. Great work guys!

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 6 месяцев назад +134

    Reminder that GameMill is the same publisher that gave the world Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 6 месяцев назад +11

      Oh Holy night...

    • @qu1253
      @qu1253 6 месяцев назад +38

      I'm genuinely wondering if GameMill is just a front for a money laundering scheme.

    • @DrBF3000
      @DrBF3000 6 месяцев назад +24

      Fun fact is, that was first test alpha build developers send to the publisher. Some time later, the developers find out that it was released as a finished game.

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 6 месяцев назад +6

      Fun fact - watch the frigging video 😆

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@2Scribble AND ITS SEQUEL!
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @salinium
    @salinium 6 месяцев назад +31

    Fun fact: King Kong was TECHNICALLY a book before a movie, a tie-in novel based off the screenplay was released in 1932, a few months before the actual movie 😅

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 6 месяцев назад +17

    This game is so bad, when the second spider boss fight glitched out? MY INTERNET CRASHED AND THE VIDEO FROZE. I laughed my ass off at the timing.

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi 5 месяцев назад +16

    honestly gamemill itself could get its own video in this series
    theres a lot to unpack there

    • @_Twink
      @_Twink 5 месяцев назад +4

      "Gamemill, it's in the -game- Name."

  • @akhimahathir2004
    @akhimahathir2004 5 месяцев назад +12

    35:50 Adam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    35:55 Adam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭

  • @starcat1234
    @starcat1234 6 месяцев назад +6

    when you presented that clip of the Kong animated series it just gave me a rush of nostalgia, i watched and loved that show a few years back, god the memories 🥲

  • @Wnick1996
    @Wnick1996 6 месяцев назад +30

    You know it's a gem of a bad game and a royal screw up to the license when Kong feels like a regular gorilla. Also, for a suggestion for future games, might I suggest either Revenge of The Flying Dutchman, Gollem, or YIIK

    • @jasonjones7461
      @jasonjones7461 6 месяцев назад +6

      Yes haha revenge of the flying dutchnan 😂. Have you ever played or heard of the survival horror Wii game "Escape from bug island"? I keep requesting that in hopes they'll cover it. It's dialogue and story are baffling. The way you use weapons is so convoluted and it's just functional enough to make for a truly great video haha. It's one of those games that could have had potential but it's all executed with extreme incompetence. It falls into the so bad it's good category for me but most ppl think it's JUST BAD so it would def work in this channel

    • @Wnick1996
      @Wnick1996 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@jasonjones7461 I've heard of it a long time ago. Would love to see it covered as it's not talked about as much online

    • @Channeleven2345789
      @Channeleven2345789 6 месяцев назад +3

      Why Revenge of the Flying Dutchman? It’s not good but certainly not worth an episode, especially when you realize the developers went through hell making it.

    • @Wnick1996
      @Wnick1996 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Channeleven2345789 perhaps, but maybe it can be put in a compilation episode similar to the bad racing games. The reason I want it covered is that I had a personal experience with it on the PS2. Call it bias, but since I don't see people cover the game as much as it should, I feel it's worth of coverage

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 6 месяцев назад +1

      I had to look up what revenge of the Flying Dutchman was only to see pictures of at least two obviously different games. I can’t believe there are more SpongeBob games that have multiple games under the same title, like battle for bikini bottom. Hopefully there’s more in common than battle for bikini bottom

  • @RocketRoosterFilms
    @RocketRoosterFilms 6 месяцев назад +9

    Adam and Shane, Thank you for using your talents to make this incredible hour of comedy.

  • @tazgirl_
    @tazgirl_ 6 месяцев назад +29

    I saw the title and got so worried you covered the beauty that was the Peter Jackson King Kong game for the GameCube

    • @nahomgirma5095
      @nahomgirma5095 6 месяцев назад +8

      Not even Rerez could trashtalk about that underrated gem.

    • @tazgirl_
      @tazgirl_ 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@nahomgirma5095The jaw cracking scenes genuinely made me cover my eyes when I played it as a kid, it was so well made

    • @Giran_0
      @Giran_0 6 месяцев назад +7

      You can't bad talk that game
      Five magazines on backup

    • @nahomgirma5095
      @nahomgirma5095 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Giran_0 Except the Nintendo DS port. That was hot garbage.

    • @tazgirl_
      @tazgirl_ 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Giran_0 I still sometimes hear those lines the director would shout in my dreams. They payed for 3 lines of dialogue and by god were they gonna use them

  • @tursilion
    @tursilion 6 месяцев назад +9

    Thank you for persevering all the way through these games so we can enjoy them. ;)

  • @josetomascamposrobledano4618
    @josetomascamposrobledano4618 6 месяцев назад +11

    Didn’t know Scott the woz and what happened dude were buddies!

  • @Akursedtime
    @Akursedtime 6 месяцев назад +6

    I was at a Gamestop and saw this game and just started laughing beause it was right next to Balan Wonderworld and Gollum.

    • @Reploid-dj9jc
      @Reploid-dj9jc 6 месяцев назад +2

      Wow the workers actually tried to warn their customers by placing them together

    • @Akursedtime
      @Akursedtime 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Reploid-dj9jcThe unholy trinity lol

  • @Totavier
    @Totavier 6 месяцев назад +13

    Kind surprised that the game had many crabs as enemies.
    And still you guys didn't make a "giant enemy crab" joke, what a missed opportunity.

    • @eviljoel
      @eviljoel 5 месяцев назад

      Let's be honest, most viewers weren't even alive in 2006.

    • @Totavier
      @Totavier 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@eviljoel
      Same I could say with 1933.
      After all we are talking about a game based on a very old IP. 😂

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 23 дня назад

      @@Totavier Speaking of very old IPs, not even Greek mythology deserves this sort of mistreatment.

  • @skynet0912
    @skynet0912 6 месяцев назад +6

    Despite how little nostalgia i have for the Kong franchise now, i watched the first two episodes of the 1966 shows countless times back when my dad had an old VHS tape with them back in like 1992.
    I haven't cared for Kong in over 30 years now, but those two episodes still stick with me to this day for some strange reason, and ONLY those two episodes...

  • @solgaleo3533
    @solgaleo3533 6 месяцев назад +17

    I mean, the idea of having all the abilities unlocked in the tutorial where you play as a different character who would logically be more experienced than the character we play as for most of the game makes sense

    • @JOHANNESwhoelse
      @JOHANNESwhoelse 6 месяцев назад +6

      It's still horribly paced.

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 6 месяцев назад +4

      Metroid prime did this, but Metroid prime is a good game.

    • @anothenblue2630
      @anothenblue2630 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@massgunner4152 you don't switch to a different character there and the first game was absolutely terrible with the excuse given. You get a light tap and all of your high tech armor is downgraded to hell. This never happens before or after that incident.
      At least Echoes had the Ing literally steal everything while the suit in the third game had to be modified due to your corruption.
      Objectively, Rise of Kong explains losing all of your stuff a hundred times better than MP1. It's still a weird choice when you don't even have many upgrades, but I'll take that over minor injury resetting everything.

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 5 месяцев назад

      @@anothenblue2630 i mean failing to explain the first time Samust starts with no -bitches- upgrades doesn't completely ruin the game.

    • @anothenblue2630
      @anothenblue2630 5 месяцев назад

      @@massgunner4152 it doesn't ruin the game, but it's still really stupid and the game would be better off just starting you with nothing like Super Metroid and Metroid II. Don't give an explanation if it's gonna be a stupid one.

  • @Kyntteri
    @Kyntteri 6 месяцев назад +6

    40:06 "Stones shall not hurt me?"
    -Morphman

  • @newcourier7446
    @newcourier7446 6 месяцев назад +69

    Y’all actually reviewed this

    • @zoeledwards6617
      @zoeledwards6617 6 месяцев назад +4

      Seems like so. I hope they can recover from just bad game.

    • @knightryder11
      @knightryder11 6 месяцев назад +3

      Well it was
      "Just a bad game"

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 6 месяцев назад +8

    “It’s the saddest death of a gorilla since Harambe.” Godzilla

  • @andreworders7305
    @andreworders7305 6 месяцев назад +10

    36:01 even the name betrays that

  • @AugustTheNinjaGR360
    @AugustTheNinjaGR360 6 месяцев назад +6

    This channel is such an underrated banger overall. I have been tuning into this channel since 2016/2017 and it is surprisingly still extremely fun, funny, and entertaining as hell.

  • @Shard-the-hegehog
    @Shard-the-hegehog 6 месяцев назад +7

    If that version of Kong thought Godzilla, Godzilla would had already won😂

  • @AmyStrikesBack
    @AmyStrikesBack 6 месяцев назад +28

    I was going to say "i saw roblox games preattier than this" but thats a disservice to roblox devs

    • @lightsupportweapon
      @lightsupportweapon 6 месяцев назад +6

      fr. phantom forces looks almost like a real flagship fps on maximum graphics, if only my pc handled it

    • @AmyStrikesBack
      @AmyStrikesBack 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@lightsupportweapon yea, im still impressed with the amount of detail in the empty shotgun shells

    • @thefancydoge8668
      @thefancydoge8668 6 месяцев назад +5

      I never understood why people keep using Roblox for comparisons, Roblox has so many different kinds of games that it's basically impossible to use it as a comparison. While there are games that look like crappy plastic but at the same time, there are games that look amazing and look better than some triple a games nowadays.

    • @AmyStrikesBack
      @AmyStrikesBack 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@thefancydoge8668 YEA! honestly a Lot of people that criticized Roblox never actually used the engine or used but activly went after the bad stuff

  • @pristineeevee
    @pristineeevee 5 месяцев назад +3

    “The clock has stop ticking, The hell are you waiting for?” Is a sentence this game goes by

  • @JustYourLocalGuyWhoPostClips
    @JustYourLocalGuyWhoPostClips 6 месяцев назад +9

    0:27 AYYYYYY IT'S GODZILLA!!!!!

  • @oizikosandras7249
    @oizikosandras7249 6 месяцев назад +19

    Ima be honest, i thought that swamp was oil and said "Why is there oil in the water? THERES NO PEOPLE TO DRILL FOR IT!!!" only to get cut off mid yell to hear that very flammable looking liquid is just water.🤣

    • @oizikosandras7249
      @oizikosandras7249 6 месяцев назад

      @@SatanenPerkele I know, it's deep underground, not just chilling on the surface water, you gotta drill pretty deep for it tho... You don't just turn a corner and "Oh hey I better not drink this water it's loaded with oil"

    • @oizikosandras7249
      @oizikosandras7249 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@SatanenPerkele huh... I actually didn't know that. Prolly makes a long way up irl, but I doubt the devs were thinking that for this game though if that's "normal" boggy swamp water.

  • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
    @EnchantedSmellyWolf 6 месяцев назад +5

    43:05 That really hit me. 😂

  • @_SYDGAMING_
    @_SYDGAMING_ 6 месяцев назад +7

    26:42 Damn didnt think I'd hear Scarlet Fire here

    • @isVion
      @isVion 6 месяцев назад +1

      So THAT'S why my headphones exploded

  • @jjs5072
    @jjs5072 6 месяцев назад +8

    Fun fact: Dark Souls also pulls the "respawn enemies from dead enemies" thing, but they do it a bit smarter. In Blighttown, if you pay attention, most giant mosquitos groups respawn in the same place always. What happens is that when you kill one, the body just sinks into the swamp and is "revived" in its spawn point, a second after sinking. This happens 3-4 times with each mosquito until they finally just stop spawning. A sure way to know that you won't be dealing with mosquitos in that particular place, is when the bodies stop disappearing and just float around.
    This is done in games most of the time, because is simply easier and cheaper to have a set number of objects at a given load, that you can just repurpose over and over, than destroying and reloading the entire asset over and over. Of course this is usually done in a way that the player doesn't realize for obvious reasons.

    • @AlastorAltruistGaming
      @AlastorAltruistGaming 6 месяцев назад

      Something that Hidetaka Miyazaki & FromSoftware did right which GameMill Entertainment & IguanaBee did WRONG! What’s also really stupid is Skull Island feels the need to have a bit of an over-the-shoulder camera style like GoW 2018/Ragnarök or Bentley’s segments in Spyro 3’s reignited version, AS WELL AS pretentious narration like the Souls games do. The point I’m getting at is that where these games succeed to some degree & are arguably the best, Skull Island is trying to be something it’s not & flops; Skull Island’s version of enemy respawning is beyond stupid, I can’t fault you for that.

    • @jjs5072
      @jjs5072 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@AlastorAltruistGamingIt's a shame, tho. The developer team seemed like they were really trying to make something good. But there are some things you simply can't rush, and game development needs some iteration time to see what works and what doesn't.
      In this case, it will seem like the publisher carries most of the blame. This game was not given the time and man power it needed.

    • @AlastorAltruistGaming
      @AlastorAltruistGaming 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@jjs5072you are unfortunately right about that. If it’s anything to go by with rushed development, “Those who doth not remember the past are thus condemned to repeat it.”

  • @AimlessAvian
    @AimlessAvian 6 месяцев назад +18

    I am somehow surprised that this game didn’t topple the developers and close their studios down like The Day Before did, however if you research these developers, they’ve made a lot of games like this. They do not care.
    Anyways hello Rerez! I hope you’ll get over the emotional turmoil this game brought.
    Edit: I’ve just realized yeah this is Game Mill studios, and I forgot about those two other games they’ve made that was horrible. Doing some research neither GameMill *NOR* Team6 has Rise of Kong on their games page.
    They’re trying to hide the fact they’ve made awful games.
    Edit to the edit: Iguanabee was the developer so they have the game on their site, they’ve just put the publishing rights on Team6 and GameMill.

  • @thechosenjuan8776
    @thechosenjuan8776 6 месяцев назад +4

    i fuckin love how funny you two are together in every video you make, its gotta be a hard thing to pull off consistently

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m 5 месяцев назад +4

    It's like the developers forgot that King Kong ist a giant.

  • @alexworld8255
    @alexworld8255 6 месяцев назад +17

    Worth noting that GameMill also published the Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl games, Smash-like platform fighters both developed by Ludosity and Fair Play Labs, and those games are actually pretty fun.
    Goes to show that you don't judge a game based on their publisher.

    • @Yuli_Ban
      @Yuli_Ban 6 месяцев назад +2

      Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing alone devalues anything good GameMill has ever done, and that's not much.

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 6 месяцев назад +3

      True, but (and I speak as someone who's played both games) evidently, the first game was extremely rushed. No idea if this was because of GameMill or Nickelodeon, but it was released with many things absent that you'd probably expect from a Smash-like game, such as the option to have items or (like the first two Nick Kart Racers) any voice acting. Ludosity/FPL did add both of these later on, but still...
      Luckily, Nick Brawl 2 was certainly more polished in that aspect.

    • @alexworld8255
      @alexworld8255 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@killdozer7792 Yeah I can tell the first one was rushed. It was good and fun for what it was, and the quality of life patches did make it feel a lot more complete.
      I think 2 was rushed a bit as well, which is probably why a whopping 11 characters from the first one were axed, but it still feels a lot more polished overall.

    • @alexworld8255
      @alexworld8255 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Yuli_Ban Yeah, the devs of NASB really need a new publisher. GameMill's not good.

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Yuli_Ban Forget GameMill, Big Rigs is so glitchy it was probably programmed by the Glitch Gremlin.

  • @TheDorkKnight5419
    @TheDorkKnight5419 6 месяцев назад +10

    Get Hercules and batman in on that dance.

  • @jamesbevan9939
    @jamesbevan9939 6 месяцев назад +3

    Rise of Kong? More like... rising dong, amirite?
    At least this video got me interested in playing "What Lies in the Multiverse"

  • @d3oth3tris48
    @d3oth3tris48 6 месяцев назад +4

    48:39-48:44 Kong being such a help consoling his enemies is something I really needed in this life TY Rerez! 😂

  • @MrAweeze
    @MrAweeze 6 месяцев назад +3

    Saw new Rerez in my feed, exclaimed "nice!", realized it was an hour and in a high pitched voice exclaimed that fact immediately afterwards.

  • @enigma5613
    @enigma5613 6 месяцев назад +16

    Yessss! I'm so glad you guys covered this game. Could you please do walking dead destinies or gollum

  • @DryIhs
    @DryIhs 6 месяцев назад +2

    The Kong roll head first into a boulder: perfect symbolism

  • @selkrasouza6262
    @selkrasouza6262 5 месяцев назад +3

    It's criminal that this channel doesn't have at least a million subscribers.

  • @emmajade9507
    @emmajade9507 6 месяцев назад +13

    I’m so glad there is finally a new video up, sadly I bought this game. I didn’t know how bad it could be, how hard can it be to make a game about an giant ape fighting other monsters on an island be? Answer, pretty darn hard.

  • @10191927
    @10191927 6 месяцев назад +4

    Considering this was in the same year as Gollum it was a contest of what game was worse to pick from.

  • @SlimeGPT
    @SlimeGPT 6 месяцев назад +3

    WTF is an Iguanabee? Bro...lizards and bugs scare the crap out of me. Great, new nightmare unlocked.

  • @c-puff
    @c-puff 6 месяцев назад +4

    What really sucks is the expressions that Kong model pulls are pretty good, and a lot of the concept art is really great. Some talented people worked on this trash and I genuinely feel sorry for the devs and artists.

  • @Ukiby3000
    @Ukiby3000 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Daddy Kong, gone. Baby Kong, inconsolable!" had me rolling on the floor laughing, way too funny XD

  • @IbadGrammarX
    @IbadGrammarX 6 месяцев назад +6

    glad you guys still made just bad game series

  • @ScourgePrimal
    @ScourgePrimal 5 месяцев назад +1

    "We have a Kong at home, Kong." Probably the best description of this game. XD

  • @supersp9450
    @supersp9450 6 месяцев назад +30

    Wake up honey, new Just Bad Games out.

  • @Rightchickenwing
    @Rightchickenwing 6 месяцев назад +3

    24:37 it's giving you a taste of the awesome Kong that you will be once all levelled up, except games like Metroid do this thing well 😂

  • @EdgeO419
    @EdgeO419 6 месяцев назад +6

    At least this game is a throwback to the endless licensed game trash we used to get back in the ps2 era.

    • @bloopahVIII
      @bloopahVIII 6 месяцев назад +1

      i have a feeling this publisher will throw *us* back into that era

    • @assassin8636
      @assassin8636 6 месяцев назад +1

      Nah, there were some really good gems with licensed games in that era

    • @bloopahVIII
      @bloopahVIII 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@assassin8636 while there were indeed *some* really good gems, for every battle for bikini bottom there's three jimmy neutron: boy geniuses (and there literally is three!)

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 4 месяца назад +1

      No list of "licensed game trash" would be complete without Dalmatians 3 or Snow White & The 7 Clever Boys or Animal Soccer World (or any such crazy formulaic fairy-tale-licensed "game" from Phoenix/Dingo/LJN/whatever, for that matter).

    • @bloopahVIII
      @bloopahVIII 4 месяца назад

      @@zyzzy-ko4ww i'm very sure those were *un*licensed games

  • @SrBeeano
    @SrBeeano 6 месяцев назад +2

    "You cant release a game thats unfinished" - AVGN

  • @noone-mo6gy
    @noone-mo6gy 6 месяцев назад +16

    2:37 Fun fact, a lawsuit filed against Nintendo, over the character of Donkey Kong by Universal, is the entirety of the reason Kirby is named, well...Kirby...

  • @ClaytoonZX
    @ClaytoonZX 3 месяца назад +1

    19:52
    “RUN! IT’S KING KONG!”
    “It looks like King Kong, but due to international copyright laws, it’s not.”

  • @MarieAntoon
    @MarieAntoon 6 месяцев назад +10

    Speaking of GameMill, guess what else they made last year... "Walking Dead: Destinies"! They're a gift that keeps on giving you guys material for Just Bad Games! Whee!!

  • @laterferaligatr2947
    @laterferaligatr2947 6 месяцев назад +2

    Not only a brand new episode, but an HOUR long yo. I wasn't prepared ☺️

  • @Scratchman2501
    @Scratchman2501 6 месяцев назад +3

    1:44 How ironic is it that I'm *literally* learning about the Great Depression in High School

  • @user-ds8wy7mz3z
    @user-ds8wy7mz3z 6 месяцев назад +5

    Definitely your best video to date! And I'm so proud there was not one banana joke.

  • @Spamtonontoilet_562
    @Spamtonontoilet_562 6 месяцев назад +11

    9:31 best song inside of the world

  • @MatthewCenance
    @MatthewCenance 6 месяцев назад +2

    39:31 That texture must be from the Spyro PS1 trilogy to be stretching like that...

  • @SuperVoodude
    @SuperVoodude 6 месяцев назад +4

    I greatly anticipated hearing about the background of the game's development when starting the video, but nothing could have prepared me to hear about the... "illustrious" and all-too-familiar background of the publisher. Great video!

  • @Just-Plain-Potential
    @Just-Plain-Potential 6 месяцев назад +4

    I remember when Jedi Outcast pulled the "You must lose this fight" beat, but you had only guns while Desann had a light saber and was a SITH. (I later found out by using the cheats that he is invincible in this fight and you have to die to progress. There's also a bug there that can sometimes freeze the game, but that I believe was fixed). Point is, I've seen that done FAR better in a game 21 years older than Skull Island.
    Also, frozen waterfall? In 2023? I saw a flowing waterfall in Outwars 1998. Yeah it was a pixelated texture mapped onto a curved 2D plane, but, that thing was moving. There is no excuse here, cos I'm pretty sure thr Switch is more powerful than a machine running on Win98.

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 6 месяцев назад +3

      GoW 2 also does it pretty well and it even properly teases the player with what being at full power is like in the game, then stripping it away.
      Pretty hard to fight back against a god when you've just drained all your badass juice into a sword that just got smacked away from ya.
      That said, I remember one time playing through the start again, and I guess the disc was scratched _just right_ or something because instead of being in a weakened state during the Zeus fight, I could just go nuts on him and also discovered yeah, he's invincible lol. Still really funny to grind a major combo out on him while he very very low effort tries to kill you.

    • @Just-Plain-Potential
      @Just-Plain-Potential 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Rad-Dude63andathird You know, I had a VERY similar experience to that, years ago. I was playing Starfighter 3000 and the level Command and Control usually strips you of all your weapons, save for a level 2 laser (out of like ten levels), but I paused for a sec, then all my weapons came back. Let me tell you, fighting the boss "wheel stations" had never been so easy. They went down so fast. Shame it never happened again. That was so fun.

  • @Na7ure
    @Na7ure 6 месяцев назад +2

    I believe those white squiggly lines that go off in the distance when he roars are supposed to be birds flying off startled from his roar

  • @MontyDotharl
    @MontyDotharl 6 месяцев назад +70

    A note about King Kong's scale- it is constantly changing. In the original movie he famously changes size repeatedly, with Cooper saying that he simply made Kong whatever size would work best for each scene. Now, this game seems mostly based on Monsterverse King Kong, who is massive in GvK, but in Skull Island, he's actually fairly small since he's still basically a teenager. And I'd guess this game takes place before that.
    His parents should have been building sized though.

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 6 месяцев назад +16

      You know, I bet that happens all the time even when we don’t notice. Like do we really think Marvel has determined CGI hulk is exactly 38’11” and then painstakingly match that every scene. So they probably just go with whatever looks right, never thought about that before

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 5 месяцев назад +1

      ah ok

    • @DONKFORTRESS6956
      @DONKFORTRESS6956 4 месяца назад

      i mean kong skull island takes place in the cold war so it makes sense for him to be smaller/younger than in gvk which takes place in modern day

  • @DrErikNefarious
    @DrErikNefarious 6 месяцев назад +3

    Godzilla is never going to let Kong live this one down

  • @WalcomS7
    @WalcomS7 5 месяцев назад +2

    Still mad about Nerf Legends.

  • @PosthumanHeresy
    @PosthumanHeresy 6 месяцев назад +3

    22:25 That's a giant enemy crab. That's actually an honest to god giant enemy crab.

  • @John.Diaper
    @John.Diaper 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Maybe this time it will be a toddler ribcage"

  • @firstnamelastnamesb
    @firstnamelastnamesb 6 месяцев назад +4

    24:55
    This section is actually wrong about something- Most Metroid games typically do the same thing as Rise of Kong. Samus starts out with her full kit, and then loses it due to cutscene shenanigans, and has to get everything back as the game progresses.

    • @Sarahm2261
      @Sarahm2261 6 месяцев назад +2

      Clearly they need to replay super metroid

  • @RasputinReview
    @RasputinReview 6 месяцев назад +2

    pop-ins during the cut scene? in 2023?
    ITS RAW!

  • @JonFloFPV
    @JonFloFPV 6 месяцев назад +3

    There’s something cathartic about Rerez’s descent into madness that is Just Bad Games.
    Maybe it’s our way of letting our money ghost finally rest in peace…. Especially after spending $39.99 on Absolute Zero (the pc game)