He's already doing Tekken 7 sandbag tournaments cuz he gets cooked against people that aren't constantly bending over for him lmao. Gotta stay delusional somehow.
If anyone wants to know how deep Dale's denial and overinflation of his skills in Tekken are just take a look at Jaja, Jaja has been consistently whooping this mans ass since Tekken 7 but Unc swears up and down that Jaja wasn't nice like that in it despite him having Tekken Emperor in 7 while Unc is just now getting into Gayru
Gets clapped in Tekken 8. "This would never happen to me in Tekken 7" Gets clapped in Tekken 7. "This would never happen to me in Tekken 6" Gets clapped in Tekken 6. "This would never happen to me in Tekken 5" Gets clapped in Tekken 5. "This would never happen to me in Tekken 4" Gets clapped in Tekken 4. "This would never happen to me in Tekken 3" Gets clapped in Tekken 3. And so on. You can't escape a scrub mentality Dale, no matter where you go.
The crazy part is that the *moment* I saw and heard him acknowledging his loss and his opponent, I knew it was a front. He went right back to normal after he lost to that Hworang. It’s sad, anytime he tries to be positive, it’s fake and he inevitably goes back to being his same self. There’s no sympathy for a guy like this. I tune into one of these everyone and then to see if he’s changed, and of course he never has. And never will.
LOL the flashback of him getting salty at the same player after saying everything was earned. Every LTG video needs to cut to him contradicting himself whenever he says something like that
Bro went full narcissistic mode at the end holy shit. He's also been scratching his head a lot lately, i wonder if it might have something to do with non-natural hair stuff 🤔
It’s from having a profuse amount of product in your hair to try and force it to look young and vibrant again. If I put too much stuff in my hair, it gets itchy ‘cause the scalp is starving for oxygen and so it triggers an itch response to force the body to rub away at whatever is blocking the scalp’s airflow. Dale is in full midlife crisis mode.
The fake positivity for tekken 7 is so funny because we know that façade melts like ice in the desert. Man forgets that there's hours upon hours of him losing and hating on Tekken 7.
Thanks for the jaja lars flashback, dale since before t8 said he sucked even though he was getting beaten consistently at t7's last season. Of course now he acts like it's "fair game" even though you can see the same on T8 just with another moves. Has never punished well - on block moves before, not now
He is depressed about the pizza party being so lonely and pathetic looking. Imagine a 40 year old man having a party at his shared accommodation, with a little pizza bunting decoration and everything, and he is the only one there. Like even his housemate didn't show up. The weird thing is, he seems so used to it, because he has never had friends or family that want to be around him. That shit is so sad.
His ego renders it impossible for him to admit he is not a competent player in Tekken 8, nor ever was he in Tekken 7. I have played him. He presses on everything-and he love himself an armor move. He is fundamentally inept. The mental gymnastics he does is sad. Delude and cope yourself into believing it’s real. Ignorance is truly bliss.
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"I can't even get mad at it."
*proceeds to get mad at it*
*quick hair unit scratch*
@@enclave9614 Then puts on lip balm
you can tell behind that fake positivity he was holding the rog demons
It didn't take long for the rog demons to win
I still can’t believe bro had a pizza party by himself😂 that was just straight up sad
And then proceeded to get his ass handed to him on stream again by "trash players" 😂😂
That's because he banned all the guests 💀
And you really do want to feel bad for him, but subhumans like Dale deserve everything horrible that comes their way + more.
when did this happen ?? can i look this up on youtube ?? 😹😹 cause thats actually like depressing having a pizza party alone
That's almost as pathetic as Claptrap's b day party in Borderlands 2. Lots of pizza and no guests 😂
"I'm not even upset about losing in Tekken 7. It's all earned."
_proceeds to summarily rog out for eight minutes after getting his ass wiped_
"This would *NEVER* happen to me in Tekken 7"
Edit: that wig seems super itchy lately
he will say this until the first game
Developing a staph infection or mold because he doesn't air it out properly
@@marcelluscor7917Its up Lowtiergod's ally since he pees in bottles and shits in showers. He's probably used to the certain things by now.
does he wear one fr? im jw bahaha thats the cherry on the cake for me if he does balding ass rog roach
@@victariondrownedmemory9886 He’s definitely beginning to bald. Wouldn’t be shocked if he’ll be getting a lineup soon.
Jaja wearing the clock on his back to remind LTG that it's time for men
😂 Brillant
He's already doing Tekken 7 sandbag tournaments cuz he gets cooked against people that aren't constantly bending over for him lmao. Gotta stay delusional somehow.
Can’t spell delusional without dale
Daleusional
@@ShadowNite1105 bro that's the win, godddamn
@@shiftysharma3568daLe emanueL wiLson, lol that dude is a living L
@@goblinedDaleusion is one hell of a delusion
Jun can't hurt you in Tekken 7
But negan can
@@supermariobrot1762and Gigass
@@supermariobrot1762 "Oh my Gooodness!!!"
@@supermariobrot1762and Gigas
@@supermariobrot1762pissin' our pants yet?
Bro it's honestly sad that through his cheery demeanor you can see the fakeness in his face.
I loved when he called his chat bums xD
Because he can't act
@@marcelluscor7917 Yeaaaah buuut… we’re totally gonna see him in the next big Marvel movie, like he said he would /s
@@allthenamesiwantedweretaken Every director said no :)
No wonder no director will hire him. He's a terrible actor 😂
"this would never happen to me in Stick Fighter flash games on the home computer" 🗣️🗣️🗣️
“This would never happen to me in Among Us Arena Ultimate” 🗣️🗣️🗣️
This would neve happen to me in Shaq-Fu!
I like how he was clowning on Jaja saying he wouldn't take a round on him in Tekken 7 😂
Dale scratching that taco meat he calls hair is so gross
Probably accurately smells like old Taco Bell meat, too.
15:24 "I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime and you're sitting here taunting."
Sounds like his fragile ass ego can’t take a little shit talk
If anyone wants to know how deep Dale's denial and overinflation of his skills in Tekken are just take a look at Jaja, Jaja has been consistently whooping this mans ass since Tekken 7 but Unc swears up and down that Jaja wasn't nice like that in it despite him having Tekken Emperor in 7 while Unc is just now getting into Gayru
It's a shame Jaja is a fan of LTG because he's clean with it otherwise.
"Man, how do I do these combos!? I forgot!!!" Dale, we know you're old LMAO
Forgetting implies he knew any to begin with
Bro Tekken vet jumps 5 times with Feng in the first match lol
I don't get that a lot of the combos in t7 are about the same as t8 so how can you forget the combos Dale you're really sad bro
@@GarrickJohnson-pc6ws nah it can happen but Dale still bad i picked up Steve in t8 and im sure there's alot of comboes in 7 I wouldn't know
Gets clapped in Tekken 8.
"This would never happen to me in Tekken 7"
Gets clapped in Tekken 7.
"This would never happen to me in Tekken 6"
Gets clapped in Tekken 6.
"This would never happen to me in Tekken 5"
Gets clapped in Tekken 5.
"This would never happen to me in Tekken 4"
Gets clapped in Tekken 4.
"This would never happen to me in Tekken 3"
Gets clapped in Tekken 3. And so on. You can't escape a scrub mentality Dale, no matter where you go.
Gets clapped in Tekken 1.
''This would never happen to me in Virtua Fighter 2''
The crazy part is that the *moment* I saw and heard him acknowledging his loss and his opponent, I knew it was a front. He went right back to normal after he lost to that Hworang. It’s sad, anytime he tries to be positive, it’s fake and he inevitably goes back to being his same self.
There’s no sympathy for a guy like this. I tune into one of these everyone and then to see if he’s changed, and of course he never has. And never will.
Tekken 7 online tournaments is the only tournaments he'll ever win because in real life he will just drown in pools whenever he goes to a tournament😂
He doesnt even win his own tournaments 😭
LOL the flashback of him getting salty at the same player after saying everything was earned. Every LTG video needs to cut to him contradicting himself whenever he says something like that
If someone tried that, the video would be an hour long… for one fight.
"What's the combo route for Feng"
Proof this scrub is allergic to labbing
Hair unit in effect!😂
Dude you can really notice how bad that lars sandbags when hes about to win 3-0 in that match so he doesnt get flamed flashbacks
"This would never happen to me in Tekken 6. Or 5. Or 4. Or 3. Or 2. Or 1. Or Tag Tournament. Or Tag Tournament 2. Or Street Fighter x Tekken."
"this would never happen to me in tekken prime 3d edition"
“This would never happen to me in the story mode!”
This would never happen to me in Tekken Advance!
"This would never happen to me in sock'em bop'em robots"
"This would never happen to me in Duck Game"
I love how he tries so hard not to get mad because it’s not Tekken 8. But that crumbles away so quickly 😭
"I just KNEW he was going to do some wake up shit"
*doesn't block*
2:54 the sound effects of him scratching his hair unit got me dying bro lmao
I thought Jaja could never ever ever beat Dale in Tekken 7, he told us that like 5000 times. Right? right?
B-b-but mr.Wilson said multiple times "i would never lose in Tekken 7"
Whats funny is jaja played these games before, when dale was first complaining about T8 and went back to 7 hedgehog cooked him and dale got mad 😂😂😂
"Tekken 8 fucked up my Feng"
His Feng has always been shit, he makes top tiers look like garbage
Actually his Feng is in a higher rank in Tekken 8,so instead Tekken 8 carried his Feng and 7 doesn't
@@christianrinaldi103 He is the one who benefits from Tekken 8 ranking being more accesible than 7 LOL
LOL those flashbacks were cut to precise.
the "its rewind time" T7 edits are really enjoyable, Thanks LG
Gotta love him talking about stuff being earned with proper counters when he gets hit with a guranteed launcher move lol
Even at Tekken 7 he could not understand his own flaws.
He legit fights like a Very Hard Difficulty Bot. XD
Whoa now... thats an insult to bots
Slow down champ, that's a massive insult to VeryHard bots
Bro went full narcissistic mode at the end holy shit.
He's also been scratching his head a lot lately, i wonder if it might have something to do with non-natural hair stuff 🤔
It’s all that hair product he douses his hair in
His unit in*
It’s from having a profuse amount of product in your hair to try and force it to look young and vibrant again. If I put too much stuff in my hair, it gets itchy ‘cause the scalp is starving for oxygen and so it triggers an itch response to force the body to rub away at whatever is blocking the scalp’s airflow.
Dale is in full midlife crisis mode.
"This would never happen to me in Russian roulette" -Dale before his first Russian roulette match
The fake positivity for tekken 7 is so funny because we know that façade melts like ice in the desert. Man forgets that there's hours upon hours of him losing and hating on Tekken 7.
Jun command in effect
Jaja beating him again at the start
I knew it was coming 😂 15:49
What if dale has a brain worm that actually makes him think hes reliving the same day when he was 26 years old?
It would starve from lack of nutrients
Dale is the fukin worm
"Bet you can't beat me at Tekken 6 tho"
-Dalawn, 40yo.
11:18 remember it was T8's fault that he couldn't sidestep tho
the good old I could see that coming line from Dale yet your dumbass still fell for it
No,no, he's going 0.2 % yet still mad with the results it's only strange behavior to us because we don't understand his cognitive.
jaja sandbagging in T7 to not get banned again
Update: A friend told me that Dale now has 221k in debt
Damn. But remember, in his words, I'M ME!
Can’t imagine being in that much debt. Might as well visit the Grand Canyon!
Sauce?
@marcelluscor7917 Immo342, one of LTG's trolls
Immo342's streams, although I missed it but according to him, he built up 221k in debt
Looks like he has to pick between maintaining the wiggage and weavage, or paying rent to his buttbuddy Farris.
Buttbuddy? Please.
Dale’s top.
Imagine losing to a 1st Dan and having the audacity to say it’s their fault and not your own for falling for such obvious charge bait.
It's so crazy cause Dale used to actually be kinda good in 7 with Miguel. His own brainrot fried him
The mask slipped immediately 😂😂😂😂
The best intro on all of RUclips
Lmfao that 1st dan Kaz match
"He's using Tekken 8 tactics in 7"
Funny, i could've sworn that would never happen in 7
When I say bum
6:52 on another video a viewer was apologizing for doing a super on accident, and ltg said "if it was on accident it means you were mashing"
Dale forgetting his T7 Feng combos when 90% of the T8 Feng combos he does are “JAB JAB JAB JAB JAB” anyways is amazing
I love your video recaps of him btw, that shit is hilarious
Remember when he was saying scrubs couldn't combo in t7... look who can and cant lmao
7:52 Wtf??!! LTG actually saying GG? 😮
unc having a good time itching for the gold under his hair unit LOL
Roggy marciano
what happened to the fake positive energy he had at 2:53 😂
Facade to give validity to his cope excuses. Of course it doesn't last
hair does not react like that when you scratch it. it has individual roots that lock it in place, unless it's a hair unit
11:56
"I just lost to Hwoarang in Tekken 7"
"Tekken 8"
Thanks for the jaja lars flashback, dale since before t8 said he sucked even though he was getting beaten consistently at t7's last season. Of course now he acts like it's "fair game" even though you can see the same on T8 just with another moves. Has never punished well - on block moves before, not now
He still bitched and moaned in T7, him praising T7 while playing 8 is just pure hypocrisy
remember all those times he said that Jaja winning would never happen to him in T7?
If he scratches his head, he’s getting heated 😂😂😂😂
That Kaz at the end was hella funny 😂 Rage drive into ending the tournament
Cooked to "precise" 😂😂😂
Imagine dale bald. That's an unnerving image.
He is depressed about the pizza party being so lonely and pathetic looking.
Imagine a 40 year old man having a party at his shared accommodation, with a little pizza bunting decoration and everything, and he is the only one there. Like even his housemate didn't show up.
The weird thing is, he seems so used to it, because he has never had friends or family that want to be around him. That shit is so sad.
600+ hours and barely cracking the richter scale of red ranks in T7 is diabolical work 😭😭
"this would never happen to me in Tekken 7"......
Low Tier Father
11:19 had to stop himself from raging here
That hair piece must be really itchy
We back to the sandbag days, Dale playing like a 1 difficult bot and people trying their best to not beat him so they don't get banned, when I say bum
This would never happen to him in Tekken 6
5:40 you can’t forget things you never knew,acting like fengs movelist is COMPLETELY different. “I forgot” another excuse.
And he does the exact same attacks and moves as he does in Tekken 8 like verbatim
12:11 Take the L
3:05 Dude we got some classic LTG rage, much better than the Tekken 8 stuff 😂
Yeah that clip from a year ago is probably one of my favorite clips of Tekken 7 along with strings clip and f slur clip thank you for $2 donation too
Dude needs to wash his hair. Bro is making me itchy even through the screen.
At what point in his life do you think he will eventually realize running his mouth all the time will only lead to more embarrassment.
That first clip is so damn wild man. How many years ago was that?
Bottom right corner says July 2023
How has he not banned Jaja yet lmao
5:18 so considerate, not whiff punishing that corny unblockable 🥰 that's how you treat an elderly with dementia that act like a child
Low Tier Black
❤️intro!
*This would never happen to me in Tekken 6*
Jaja stays sandbagging
Unc gotta shave under his unit. That's why it's so itchy
Why does he have a dead hedgehog on his head?
because his hair is fake
@aznthy yeah obviously but I feel sorry for that dead hedgehog. Think i saw lice in there too
His ego renders it impossible for him to admit he is not a competent player in Tekken 8, nor ever was he in Tekken 7. I have played him. He presses on everything-and he love himself an armor move.
He is fundamentally inept. The mental gymnastics he does is sad. Delude and cope yourself into believing it’s real. Ignorance is truly bliss.
16:45 HE SAID THE THING
Didn't he say that "no one would beat me in Tekken 7"
That shit aged like milk
!jun
For T7 what does the kaz command mean?
Dale
Changing his tune after playing 8? 'F' off... 😆
That was probably his first Tekken 7 tournament loss, considering he'd reset the tourneys till he got a sandbag win Xd
Head scratch compilation when?
Bro won the tournament🤣🤣