Okay, I am actually gonna defend Type O Neg a little here. Origin of the Feces was the bands second full length, but it was a "faux" live album comprised of songs from Slow, Deep, and Hard, their first release. The entire thing was tongue in cheek, with Pete chastising the audience over and over, evacuating the venue for a bomb threat, etc. hence the literal reference of the title and the art to the album being shit. Also, keep in mind, they were nowhere near musically what they would become, the goth metal theme ( which Peter acknowledged several times over the years as being a complete money grab and an effort by the band to write stripper music to meet girls ). At the time of Origin, they were essentially N.Y. hardcore/punk/chuggy metal with Pete screaming as opposed to singing for most of the album. The highlight of both Slow, Deep, and Hard and the "live" Origin of the Feces is the song Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity ( I Know You're Fucking Someone Else ), which includes the classic lines, " You had cock on your mind, Cum on your breath, Inserted that diaphragm before you left, Practicing freelance gynecology, Where there's a womb there's a way, With you it's for free..." So really, an anus on the cover was fairly reasonable...
thc oil. helped me quit smoking, got me off benzos... but if you're not, see a doctor and get some weak benzos perscribed for like a week or two. no sense in cold turkeying it and being angry with the world for no good reason. also think of all the money you will be spending on other shit, who knows maybe even something healthy :D
Congratulations! I quit last year after 35 years, It's totally worth it. It gets easier after the first couple weeks and so on. For me managing my urges was the trick, I just found other things to do, games helped a lot! Good luck and if you don't succeed, try, try again. There's bound to be bumps along the way but they are worth overcoming. :)
I've had to quit smoking cold turkey since a long time since I started coughing in November, but quit in January. Went to the doctor to request an x-ray...She refused. She claims it's just ex-smokers cough. I've quit smoking countless times and never got ex-smokers cough. WTF, bitch! 🤔😠👎🏻🖕🏻
I have that Type O Negative CD with Pete's "Brown Eye" on it. My sister gave it to me from her collection because it made her feel sick looking at it😆😳
I never even knew about that cover until this video. I had a cassette version with a medieval woodcut of skeletal figures on it, that must have been the "alternative".
ORIGIN OF FECES is hands down my favorite Type- O Negative album. It's a brilliant piece of darkness, as a hole. Glad I was able to see the band before Peter Passed, He was a Giant. I saw them when they did Ozfest with Pantera, and when they were on I thought Peter was drinking a beer until Phil Anselmo came out and took a haul of it and we all realized it was a wine bottle.
I love that and Slow deep and hard, equally. Both are just so raw. Also. I love the song called The subhiman. It is more metal than Metallica will ever be.
There’s some bad covers that just have a certain charm to them…but none of these had that, who saw those covers & said “yeah we’ll submit this” but then also what record executive saw those & said “perfect let’s release this”🤦
I bought ORIGIN OF THE FECES and I remember reacting like you did. Also, the "satan" at the end of your video is FANTASTIC. More bad album cover videos my friend!
Cool video. There are lots of metal bands with ugly funny record sheets, like Steel Panther, Cannibal Corpse, Twisted Sister, Manowar...it's just art! You can fill an art museum with that.
I miss too. Type o´was a fantastic Band and Pete Steel a Hero od my days, when I played in a Band. But ´why´would Amber Heard love it ? Is she a fetish fan of male assholes? ( okay, let´s think about Jonny Depps Roles as an ator in some movies) ... ;-)
The first cover i didnt expect it XD, good video very unexpected covers XD . Sorry for the question😅, What do you think about the song: abadon, of mental cruelty?
Hold up. Did you just say "all of Pantera's covers sucks"? Ummm Southern Trend Kill was absolutely amazing. What is wrong with a Diamond Back rattle snake? It spoke in volumes with just a very dangerous snake. We Texans probably love that album more because of it.
I can't stop laughing at the Key Dragon albums XD the one that really killed me was the album where they are all stood together seriously wtaf! A few albums worth a mention and a laugh at are Conspiracy - Crippled Invaders, Artillery - Terror Squad, ZnoWhite - Act of God & the funniest I've seen in a long time, Dick Vomit - Terminally Chill. What's wrong with people!?!?!??!
Damn, surprised to not see Iron Maiden’s Dance of Death on this list because that album cover is horrible, great album music wise but horrible album art but anyways good list. 🤘
@@mistertagomago7974 Yeah it's by the same guy who did all of Cathedral's artwork. What Maiden ended up using was his sketch rather than letting him finish the piece and I think he got shafted on the money too. I'm sure he demanded they not credit him with the cover.
A random viewer of this video : "Eww, that cover's so shitty....I wonder what the music could possibly be like...." (Meanwhile, members of each band that was mentioned here sit perched on their chairs wringing their hands in potential revenue-based ecstasy)
Apotheosis "Farthest From the Sun" is quite the photoshopped cover too. That picture of the Key Dragon band the lady on the right looks like a teacher and the rest are her students and the baldish guy in the back is a chaperone for a field trip. Not sure how waitresses dress in your country, but I've never seen one look like that lmao. Your accent is great too. Edit: Also Shadows of Old by Aeternus can be added to this list as well
That Maniac Butcher makes me think of this app I found several years ago that let's you turn your photos into a black metal album cover. I made one of a picture of my cat and it looks more menacing than that one does.
LOL, why wasn't Pungent Stench's Been Caught Buttering included? Or Morbid Angel's Gods of All Heretics. There are also albums with some pretty impressive images on the inner cover... and then what about the t-shirts LOL.
Hey Boris, great album cover reviews, some real steamers, thats for sure! For many, many years, Ive said "man, album cover artists dont get paid enough!"; and I'll always stand by that, but these...there's no "artist" that couldve conjured up these visual messes. Seeing this, I'd love to see you judge and really pick apart abstract art, I think it'd be amazing, anywho, thanks!
The Keydragon one is beautiful and 10x better than any of these generic, technically detailed but soulless medieval scenes you see everywhere. Autopsy's and Type O's work for what they're going for, Therion's is very cool as well. Most of these worst album covers lists are just really good niche art, usually way better than what you'll see at the top of most "best album covers" lists.
Hey Boris can you release the outro music as a standalone track? I know you have an album with vocals but I'm very interested in the instrumental piece you have in the outro.
Autopsy Shitfun is one of my all time favorite 90s albums, Or I could say all first four albums are all great albums. I have listened to shitfun countless times and also own it on vinyl.
Actually that first Pantera record was back in that forgotten Glam Phase, before Phil Ansehlmo joined and they evolved into what we remember them as, it fits the aesthetic kinda? Nice picks, kinda expected to see Maiden’s ‘Dance of the dead’ I always feel sorry for poor Eddie the head when that eyesore blots my peripherals😂
Butt hole? …that’s so wrong, this should be family friendly, make it right! Oh you showed a set of balls… well played sir 😂 😂 😂. This video is so funny, showing everyone I meet 😂
Horns uo, Boris! Finally I get to see the Therion's cover on a top like this! Since the first time I saw that until now, I can't yet accept that! The others also suck.
@@borist. Hey. I just finished listening the Night of Whispering Souls on Deezer. Never heard it before. Fantastic album. Deadline is my favorite. Waiting for the new album :)
So busy giving shot out to attorney, roach coach owner, makeup and hair people, locator of FOL ( family of latrines or porta pukes) on the last one, they forgot picture of the band.
SATAN! 🤘🤘. Love your videos brother, I totally forgot about that Type O Negative album, classic shit move of Peter Steele! Lol. Anyways, I'm still supporting Tryglav and hope to get a CD copy on order soon🎸🚬
since albums dont physically exist any more, except for in my car, id just put one turd for each album, if it was my 4th id have 4 turds, to accurately represent how much id make off album sales.
Worst album cover I've seen is from the band mayhem, if you know you know
if you're talking about dawn of the black hearts, I honestly love that cover, as fucked up as it is.
@@moonlightequilibrium ding ding ding, we have a winner
To me, Fornicator's self titled album is more gruesome. Also it's quite neat. Save your eyes if you wish I guess idfk
Because the picture on that album is real.
@@V3ntilator exactly
Okay, I am actually gonna defend Type O Neg a little here. Origin of the Feces was the bands second full length, but it was a "faux" live album comprised of songs from Slow, Deep, and Hard, their first release. The entire thing was tongue in cheek, with Pete chastising the audience over and over, evacuating the venue for a bomb threat, etc. hence the literal reference of the title and the art to the album being shit. Also, keep in mind, they were nowhere near musically what they would become, the goth metal theme ( which Peter acknowledged several times over the years as being a complete money grab and an effort by the band to write stripper music to meet girls ). At the time of Origin, they were essentially N.Y. hardcore/punk/chuggy metal with Pete screaming as opposed to singing for most of the album. The highlight of both Slow, Deep, and Hard and the "live" Origin of the Feces is the song Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity ( I Know You're Fucking Someone Else ), which includes the classic lines, " You had cock on your mind, Cum on your breath, Inserted that diaphragm before you left, Practicing freelance gynecology, Where there's a womb there's a way, With you it's for free..." So really, an anus on the cover was fairly reasonable...
I do like Bloody. But Slow, deep and hard, and Origin of the feces. Are their best stuff. Raw and direct. The way I like it.
Still disturbing, which I guess was the point.
The way you pointed out that it’s a “fluffy” butthole is super hilarious.
I’m quitting smoking rn and this is only thing I laughed at all day.
thc oil. helped me quit smoking, got me off benzos... but if you're not, see a doctor and get some weak benzos perscribed for like a week or two. no sense in cold turkeying it and being angry with the world for no good reason. also think of all the money you will be spending on other shit, who knows maybe even something healthy :D
Congratulations! I quit last year after 35 years, It's totally worth it. It gets easier after the first couple weeks and so on. For me managing my urges was the trick, I just found other things to do, games helped a lot! Good luck and if you don't succeed, try, try again. There's bound to be bumps along the way but they are worth overcoming. :)
I've had to quit smoking cold turkey since a long time since I started coughing in November, but quit in January. Went to the doctor to request an x-ray...She refused. She claims it's just ex-smokers cough. I've quit smoking countless times and never got ex-smokers cough. WTF, bitch! 🤔😠👎🏻🖕🏻
Hell yeah my dudes
Thanks everyone :))) Still going strong.
I have that Type O Negative CD with Pete's "Brown Eye" on it. My sister gave it to me from her collection because it made her feel sick looking at it😆😳
I never even knew about that cover until this video. I had a cassette version with a medieval woodcut of skeletal figures on it, that must have been the "alternative".
I'm getting sick too when I look mr. Steele's ass. Yikes!
I seen that one .. lol .
"With petes brown eye" what are you his friend lol useing his first name lol
@@calvinbaker4812 “Mr. Steele’s brown eye” would sound dumb af
"we can appreciate the details of... the butthole."
My guy I'm dying.
ORIGIN OF FECES is hands down my favorite Type- O Negative album. It's a brilliant piece of darkness, as a hole. Glad I was able to see the band before Peter Passed, He was a Giant. I saw them when they did Ozfest with Pantera, and when they were on I thought Peter was drinking a beer until Phil Anselmo came out and took a haul of it and we all realized it was a wine bottle.
@@josephnickell6652
Not as much as your mom.
"As a hole" - I'm dying 😂
Lmao as a hole......most underrated comment on yt this year
I love that and Slow deep and hard, equally. Both are just so raw. Also. I love the song called The subhiman. It is more metal than Metallica will ever be.
As a hole
You are the reason why I was into metal, I love your channel man 🤘🎸✨🎶
There’s some bad covers that just have a certain charm to them…but none of these had that, who saw those covers & said “yeah we’ll submit this” but then also what record executive saw those & said “perfect let’s release this”🤦
What's the worst album cover you've ever seen? 👇
The band Messiah and the album "Extreme cold weather" is the worst Metal album cover for me.. Ever.!!!
To many to list 😂😂
Sacred Son has easily the worst album cover in metal.
@@satanic7779 The first two albums have like some type of selfie bs.
Znowhite "Act of god" Great album but the cover.... Autopsy's Shitfun is 10/10
You're playing a dangerous game here, Boris.
Imagine having the balls to rock that Autopsy shirt in public, lol.
I bought ORIGIN OF THE FECES and I remember reacting like you did. Also, the "satan" at the end of your video is FANTASTIC. More bad album cover videos my friend!
"Seriously guys what the fuck did you smoke that day" might be the best response I have ever heard from you 😆
Dude you nailed it! Best album covers review on RUclips! 🤘😎🤘
Cool video. There are lots of metal bands with ugly funny record sheets, like Steel Panther, Cannibal Corpse, Twisted Sister, Manowar...it's just art! You can fill an art museum with that.
Damn I miss Peter Steele. Even tho that album cover makes me ill 💩🤢. Amber Heard would love it 😂😂
I miss too. Type o´was a fantastic Band and Pete Steel a Hero od my days, when I played in a Band. But ´why´would Amber Heard love it ? Is she a fetish fan of male assholes? ( okay, let´s think about Jonny Depps Roles as an ator in some movies) ... ;-)
What where they thinking
😂
That Therion album does slap though
Facts. Classic album
But seriously, how can a band like Autopsy go from Mental Funeral and Severed Survival to Shitfun?
The worst cover is Mayhem Bootleg copy with a picture of Dead endgame himself
I think I'd rather look at that than Peter Steele's butthole.
Don’t know if bootleg qualifies as an official album.
Baby's first shock image lol
Goblin Cock - Bagged and Boarded
Mayhem - Dawn of the Black Hearts
Scorpions - Virgin Killer
Raven - The Pack is Back
Dawn of.. Rules!
Dawn was absolutely not terrible. Morbid and took balls to have that.
Mayhem is a bootleg, not an official release.
@@vidarsmestad9143 it is but even for a bootleg. Tasteless and morbid but can't except anything less with Euronymous.🤷🏻♀.
@@eringursky3503 wtf are you saying
The only thing that made sense in the Keydragon band picture was the guy in the back hiding his face with a bandana and sunglasses.
The first cover i didnt expect it XD, good video very unexpected covers XD . Sorry for the question😅, What do you think about the song: abadon, of mental cruelty?
7:10 LMFAO, you put it over that Taylor swift album
Hold up. Did you just say "all of Pantera's covers sucks"?
Ummm Southern Trend Kill was absolutely amazing. What is wrong with a Diamond Back rattle snake? It spoke in volumes with just a very dangerous snake. We Texans probably love that album more because of it.
Far Beyond Driven cover is kind of cool, the original was thought to be a drill up an anus but they changed it. VDoP cover also looks fucking awesome.
No he is not saying that all pantera covers are bad, just that they are better than the one he has pick for this list
That Type O - album art was like the original Goatse
The Therion album cover is supposed to be the egyptian god Set.
🤘🥃🥃.. You nailed every cover with total truth.. Rediculous covers.. Lol
I am just cracking up at your description of each thing. That is pretty bad for 2013.
It'f funny how bad is Therion's cover for Theli, considering how good the album is.
I can't stop laughing at the Key Dragon albums XD the one that really killed me was the album where they are all stood together seriously wtaf! A few albums worth a mention and a laugh at are Conspiracy - Crippled Invaders, Artillery - Terror Squad, ZnoWhite - Act of God & the funniest I've seen in a long time, Dick Vomit - Terminally Chill. What's wrong with people!?!?!??!
I checked all of those out, the ZnoWhite one was the most legendary out of all of these ones in my opinion! Top notch!
Damn, surprised to not see Iron Maiden’s Dance of Death on this list because that album cover is horrible, great album music wise but horrible album art but anyways good list. 🤘
It's not terrible, it's actually a cool concept, the CG looks weird though
@@brandonharris9160 it’s a 90’s album cover it’s definitely dated by todays standards, that’s what I’m trying to get at
@@bravogames4135 Its unfinished. It wasnt supposed to look like that.
@@mistertagomago7974 Yeah it's by the same guy who did all of Cathedral's artwork. What Maiden ended up using was his sketch rather than letting him finish the piece and I think he got shafted on the money too. I'm sure he demanded they not credit him with the cover.
@@sturmhalo Thanks for clarifying
This made my evening - thank you ;)
A random viewer of this video : "Eww, that cover's so shitty....I wonder what the music could possibly be like...."
(Meanwhile, members of each band that was mentioned here sit perched on their chairs wringing their hands in potential revenue-based ecstasy)
I might be into Keydragon now
Now im curious asf to
Thanks for showing me KeyDragon. I love them now.
There is a new song of lorna shore called into the earth, it was released yesterday and the official video was released today
I would love to see some of your old artwork, to see how you have come.
Loved the video brother I subed. Lol funny shit here. 👍😁
When will the new album tryglav be released?
Hopefully September.
We can appreciate the details of a butthole!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Made my day!🤣👍
Apotheosis "Farthest From the Sun" is quite the photoshopped cover too. That picture of the Key Dragon band the lady on the right looks like a teacher and the rest are her students and the baldish guy in the back is a chaperone for a field trip. Not sure how waitresses dress in your country, but I've never seen one look like that lmao. Your accent is great too. Edit: Also Shadows of Old by Aeternus can be added to this list as well
Your video inspired me to create my own album picture...I'm good on paint.
That Maniac Butcher makes me think of this app I found several years ago that let's you turn your photos into a black metal album cover. I made one of a picture of my cat and it looks more menacing than that one does.
🔥Great one man🔥
LOL, why wasn't Pungent Stench's Been Caught Buttering included? Or Morbid Angel's Gods of All Heretics. There are also albums with some pretty impressive images on the inner cover... and then what about the t-shirts LOL.
These album covers were so bad that Empire by Queensryche was not even mentioned. Wow!
gotta love the "supa-hot-fire" clip
You never cease to amaze me Boris, you continue to make them more hilarious than they actually are 😂😂😂
Hey Boris, great album cover reviews, some real steamers, thats for sure! For many, many years, Ive said "man, album cover artists dont get paid enough!"; and I'll always stand by that, but these...there's no "artist" that couldve conjured up these visual messes. Seeing this, I'd love to see you judge and really pick apart abstract art, I think it'd be amazing, anywho, thanks!
That background music suits perfectly. :D
*_Have you done a worst metal musicvideo as well and was it Merrimack?_*
The Keydragon one is beautiful and 10x better than any of these generic, technically detailed but soulless medieval scenes you see everywhere. Autopsy's and Type O's work for what they're going for, Therion's is very cool as well. Most of these worst album covers lists are just really good niche art, usually way better than what you'll see at the top of most "best album covers" lists.
You must be sarcastic about the key dragon one, i mean i would never put it on a "best albums list"
I seriously never realized the art quality of the Theli because the music was kind of life changing. You have to love that 90's photoshop though.
Suggestions for "Worst Covers Vol. 2":
PREDATOR- "Easy Prey" (1986)
HANDSOME BEASTS- "Beastiality" (81)
MENTORS- 1st two LPs (85 & 86)
When someone say Predator in the context of metal, I always think of Carnivore.
Hi Borys thanks for your work
More vlogs please boris!! Love from Los Angeles California ❤️
OMG the last band reminds me a lot of my brother's band. The Tryglav CD is awesome!
The cover of "Topple the Giants" would be perfectly fine if it was just the building in the background.
The key dragon one made me laugh so hard!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hot ,sweat , Cold Beers.☝️
8:34 Evan Peters is that you eyes 👀 😂
You could make a feature length film out of questionable CGI-infused 90s album covers.
Definitely made me laugh so had to subscribe. Yes boris key dragon is horrible lol but I know some more that are just as bad
What do you think about Mortuary Drape (all the wiches dance) cover? :)) My favourite
Isn't that the one with the dug up decomposing corpse with the candles around it?
Umm, why is the cat-thing on the Pantera album wearing a belt? What is it holding up?
Hey Boris can you release the outro music as a standalone track? I know you have an album with vocals but I'm very interested in the instrumental piece you have in the outro.
I discovered Driller Killer's album Fuck the World yesterday and immediately thought about this video. What do you think of that one?
Keydragon, The Shaggs of metal.
Autopsy Shitfun is one of my all time favorite 90s albums, Or I could say all first four albums are all great albums. I have listened to shitfun countless times and also own it on vinyl.
Actually that first Pantera record was back in that forgotten Glam Phase, before Phil Ansehlmo joined and they evolved into what we remember them as, it fits the aesthetic kinda?
Nice picks, kinda expected to see Maiden’s ‘Dance of the dead’ I always feel sorry for poor Eddie the head when that eyesore blots my peripherals😂
Butt hole? …that’s so wrong, this should be family friendly, make it right! Oh you showed a set of balls… well played sir 😂 😂 😂.
This video is so funny, showing everyone I meet 😂
Song at the end? Sounds awesome
From the new album of my band Tryglav.
It will be avaliable this year
the keydragon covers made me nostalgic somehow
The lyrics of the titletrack from bestial sex by torment are even worse than the cover.
Horns uo, Boris!
Finally I get to see the Therion's cover on a top like this! Since the first time I saw that until now, I can't yet accept that! The others also suck.
The photographer agreed to do the shot ONLY if he remained anonymous.
🤣😆 Great video man!! cheers from Canada!! \m/
I love that Lucifer's sigil necklace, where did u get that?
Etsy
Does anyone know what track is playing on the outro?
It's from my band (Tryglav) new album.
Avaliable this year
@@borist. Hey. I just finished listening the Night of Whispering Souls on Deezer. Never heard it before. Fantastic album. Deadline is my favorite. Waiting for the new album :)
@@Edmo thanks man, glad you appreciate it! 🤘🏻
That Pantera cover looks like every 80s RAC record 🙌
0:44 I'm dying 😂
So busy giving shot out to attorney, roach coach owner, makeup and hair people, locator of FOL ( family of latrines or porta pukes) on the last one, they forgot picture of the band.
SATAN! 🤘🤘. Love your videos brother, I totally forgot about that Type O Negative album, classic shit move of Peter Steele! Lol. Anyways, I'm still supporting Tryglav and hope to get a CD copy on order soon🎸🚬
Bro how is this still up lo
That Therion album cover creature is part man, part dog, and part armadillo. Yep horrible just horrible.
Destruction - The least succesful human cannonball.
I need some bleacher for my eyes. Excuse me
I know it's not good to judge a book by its cover but if the album art is ugly I assume the music is worse than the album art
Yes and no lol
Then you are missing out on most good Metal.
@@sinbysin666 I do come around at times and am impressed I just need to come out my comfort zone
What the? ☹️🤦🏾♂️ Duudddeee.
Thx for the laughters :D
1:11 YOU CAN SEE BROS MEAT 💀
5:40 It's Bambi, it's pissed about the murder of his mum... he's going for bloody revenge.
Regardless of the cover, the album Theli is a brilliant record.
5:29 You know about Gothic (the PC-Game)! Did you ever play it too?
I still think it's one of the best games ever made.
This is too funny, I'm guessing this video can't be monetized XD
Last time I watch one of your videos before breakfast.
Now we have a guy ✊ ing a cow lol😂😂😂 too hilarious man
since albums dont physically exist any more, except for in my car, id just put one turd for each album, if it was my 4th id have 4 turds, to accurately represent how much id make off album sales.
Are you neighbours with the the dude from Ruthless Metal?