WORST METAL ALBUM COVERS I'VE EVER SEEN!

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @kevinmorrice
    @kevinmorrice 2 года назад +168

    Worst album cover I've seen is from the band mayhem, if you know you know

    • @moonlightequilibrium
      @moonlightequilibrium 2 года назад +60

      if you're talking about dawn of the black hearts, I honestly love that cover, as fucked up as it is.

    • @kevinmorrice
      @kevinmorrice 2 года назад +22

      @@moonlightequilibrium ding ding ding, we have a winner

    • @Radio-Friendly-Unit
      @Radio-Friendly-Unit 2 года назад +7

      To me, Fornicator's self titled album is more gruesome. Also it's quite neat. Save your eyes if you wish I guess idfk

    • @V3ntilator
      @V3ntilator 2 года назад +13

      Because the picture on that album is real.

    • @kevinmorrice
      @kevinmorrice 2 года назад +3

      @@V3ntilator exactly

  • @johnjohn37371
    @johnjohn37371 2 года назад +129

    Okay, I am actually gonna defend Type O Neg a little here. Origin of the Feces was the bands second full length, but it was a "faux" live album comprised of songs from Slow, Deep, and Hard, their first release. The entire thing was tongue in cheek, with Pete chastising the audience over and over, evacuating the venue for a bomb threat, etc. hence the literal reference of the title and the art to the album being shit. Also, keep in mind, they were nowhere near musically what they would become, the goth metal theme ( which Peter acknowledged several times over the years as being a complete money grab and an effort by the band to write stripper music to meet girls ). At the time of Origin, they were essentially N.Y. hardcore/punk/chuggy metal with Pete screaming as opposed to singing for most of the album. The highlight of both Slow, Deep, and Hard and the "live" Origin of the Feces is the song Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity ( I Know You're Fucking Someone Else ), which includes the classic lines, " You had cock on your mind, Cum on your breath, Inserted that diaphragm before you left, Practicing freelance gynecology, Where there's a womb there's a way, With you it's for free..." So really, an anus on the cover was fairly reasonable...

    • @brostenen
      @brostenen 2 года назад +6

      I do like Bloody. But Slow, deep and hard, and Origin of the feces. Are their best stuff. Raw and direct. The way I like it.

  • @MrRickstopher
    @MrRickstopher 2 года назад +62

    The way you pointed out that it’s a “fluffy” butthole is super hilarious.

  • @SarahAParis
    @SarahAParis 2 года назад +157

    I have that Type O Negative CD with Pete's "Brown Eye" on it. My sister gave it to me from her collection because it made her feel sick looking at it😆😳

    • @saltpeter7429
      @saltpeter7429 2 года назад +24

      I never even knew about that cover until this video. I had a cassette version with a medieval woodcut of skeletal figures on it, that must have been the "alternative".

    • @emperorsavron-peterdewind0358
      @emperorsavron-peterdewind0358 2 года назад

      I'm getting sick too when I look mr. Steele's ass. Yikes!

    • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
      @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 2 года назад +2

      I seen that one .. lol .

    • @calvinbaker4812
      @calvinbaker4812 2 года назад +3

      "With petes brown eye" what are you his friend lol useing his first name lol

    • @usagiprincess4387
      @usagiprincess4387 2 года назад +13

      @@calvinbaker4812 “Mr. Steele’s brown eye” would sound dumb af

  • @daphne1065
    @daphne1065 2 года назад +156

    I’m quitting smoking rn and this is only thing I laughed at all day.

    • @18hot30
      @18hot30 2 года назад +6

      thc oil. helped me quit smoking, got me off benzos... but if you're not, see a doctor and get some weak benzos perscribed for like a week or two. no sense in cold turkeying it and being angry with the world for no good reason. also think of all the money you will be spending on other shit, who knows maybe even something healthy :D

    • @peehandshihtzu
      @peehandshihtzu 2 года назад +7

      Congratulations! I quit last year after 35 years, It's totally worth it. It gets easier after the first couple weeks and so on. For me managing my urges was the trick, I just found other things to do, games helped a lot! Good luck and if you don't succeed, try, try again. There's bound to be bumps along the way but they are worth overcoming. :)

    • @dmhq-administration
      @dmhq-administration 2 года назад

      I've had to quit smoking cold turkey since a long time since I started coughing in November, but quit in January. Went to the doctor to request an x-ray...She refused. She claims it's just ex-smokers cough. I've quit smoking countless times and never got ex-smokers cough. WTF, bitch! 🤔😠👎🏻🖕🏻

    • @demonpigeon
      @demonpigeon 2 года назад +2

      Hell yeah my dudes

    • @daphne1065
      @daphne1065 2 года назад +4

      Thanks everyone :))) Still going strong.

  • @saltpeter7429
    @saltpeter7429 2 года назад +74

    ORIGIN OF FECES is hands down my favorite Type- O Negative album. It's a brilliant piece of darkness, as a hole. Glad I was able to see the band before Peter Passed, He was a Giant. I saw them when they did Ozfest with Pantera, and when they were on I thought Peter was drinking a beer until Phil Anselmo came out and took a haul of it and we all realized it was a wine bottle.

    • @beze9632
      @beze9632 2 года назад

      @@josephnickell6652
      Not as much as your mom.

    • @manuelschneider3988
      @manuelschneider3988 2 года назад +24

      "As a hole" - I'm dying 😂

    • @antitheziz717
      @antitheziz717 2 года назад +13

      Lmao as a hole......most underrated comment on yt this year

    • @brostenen
      @brostenen 2 года назад +3

      I love that and Slow deep and hard, equally. Both are just so raw. Also. I love the song called The subhiman. It is more metal than Metallica will ever be.

    • @Joemama55122
      @Joemama55122 Год назад

      As a hole

  • @TheCrucialMetalistMrToxic
    @TheCrucialMetalistMrToxic 2 года назад +16

    There’s some bad covers that just have a certain charm to them…but none of these had that, who saw those covers & said “yeah we’ll submit this” but then also what record executive saw those & said “perfect let’s release this”🤦

  • @aSandwich.13
    @aSandwich.13 2 года назад +35

    You're playing a dangerous game here, Boris.

  • @friedfishwithdonuts
    @friedfishwithdonuts 2 года назад +14

    You are the reason why I was into metal, I love your channel man 🤘🎸✨🎶

  • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
    @ThePhantomSafetyPin 2 года назад +27

    "we can appreciate the details of... the butthole."
    My guy I'm dying.

  • @vladimircokorilo8105
    @vladimircokorilo8105 2 года назад +8

    "Seriously guys what the fuck did you smoke that day" might be the best response I have ever heard from you 😆

  • @endlessgrief9930
    @endlessgrief9930 2 года назад +3

    I bought ORIGIN OF THE FECES and I remember reacting like you did. Also, the "satan" at the end of your video is FANTASTIC. More bad album cover videos my friend!

  • @robingelebal8447
    @robingelebal8447 2 года назад +5

    Cool video. There are lots of metal bands with ugly funny record sheets, like Steel Panther, Cannibal Corpse, Twisted Sister, Manowar...it's just art! You can fill an art museum with that.

  • @eringursky3503
    @eringursky3503 2 года назад +55

    Damn I miss Peter Steele. Even tho that album cover makes me ill 💩🤢. Amber Heard would love it 😂😂

    • @jaazon1299
      @jaazon1299 2 года назад

      I miss too. Type o´was a fantastic Band and Pete Steel a Hero od my days, when I played in a Band. But ´why´would Amber Heard love it ? Is she a fetish fan of male assholes? ( okay, let´s think about Jonny Depps Roles as an ator in some movies) ... ;-)

    • @leewightman8619
      @leewightman8619 Год назад

      What where they thinking

  • @vladtepes9614
    @vladtepes9614 2 года назад +34

    Imagine having the balls to rock that Autopsy shirt in public, lol.

  • @gasmaskcollectorreview1537
    @gasmaskcollectorreview1537 2 года назад +11

    The worst cover is Mayhem Bootleg copy with a picture of Dead endgame himself

  • @Oldassmetalhead
    @Oldassmetalhead 2 года назад +7

    That Therion album does slap though

    • @doomusrlc
      @doomusrlc 2 года назад

      Facts. Classic album

  • @skyline2601
    @skyline2601 2 года назад +6

    But seriously, how can a band like Autopsy go from Mental Funeral and Severed Survival to Shitfun?

  • @borist.
    @borist.  2 года назад +12

    What's the worst album cover you've ever seen? 👇

    • @jamesmacoisdealbhaigh9904
      @jamesmacoisdealbhaigh9904 2 года назад +4

      The band Messiah and the album "Extreme cold weather" is the worst Metal album cover for me.. Ever.!!!

    • @eringursky3503
      @eringursky3503 2 года назад +4

      To many to list 😂😂

    • @satanic7779
      @satanic7779 2 года назад +2

      Sacred Son has easily the worst album cover in metal.

    • @timothymckane6362
      @timothymckane6362 2 года назад

      @@satanic7779 The first two albums have like some type of selfie bs.

    • @kajlofven9656
      @kajlofven9656 2 года назад +2

      Znowhite "Act of god" Great album but the cover.... Autopsy's Shitfun is 10/10

  • @bravogames4135
    @bravogames4135 2 года назад +12

    Damn, surprised to not see Iron Maiden’s Dance of Death on this list because that album cover is horrible, great album music wise but horrible album art but anyways good list. 🤘

    • @brandonharris9160
      @brandonharris9160 2 года назад +2

      It's not terrible, it's actually a cool concept, the CG looks weird though

    • @bravogames4135
      @bravogames4135 2 года назад

      @@brandonharris9160 it’s a 90’s album cover it’s definitely dated by todays standards, that’s what I’m trying to get at

    • @mistertagomago7974
      @mistertagomago7974 2 года назад +3

      @@bravogames4135 Its unfinished. It wasnt supposed to look like that.

    • @sturmhalo
      @sturmhalo 2 года назад +2

      @@mistertagomago7974 Yeah it's by the same guy who did all of Cathedral's artwork. What Maiden ended up using was his sketch rather than letting him finish the piece and I think he got shafted on the money too. I'm sure he demanded they not credit him with the cover.

    • @mistertagomago7974
      @mistertagomago7974 2 года назад +1

      @@sturmhalo Thanks for clarifying

  • @kourtjestr552
    @kourtjestr552 2 года назад +9

    Hold up. Did you just say "all of Pantera's covers sucks"?
    Ummm Southern Trend Kill was absolutely amazing. What is wrong with a Diamond Back rattle snake? It spoke in volumes with just a very dangerous snake. We Texans probably love that album more because of it.

    • @knalleballkalle8365
      @knalleballkalle8365 2 года назад +2

      Far Beyond Driven cover is kind of cool, the original was thought to be a drill up an anus but they changed it. VDoP cover also looks fucking awesome.

    • @jesurenbnb
      @jesurenbnb 9 месяцев назад +1

      No he is not saying that all pantera covers are bad, just that they are better than the one he has pick for this list

  • @timothyneiswander3151
    @timothyneiswander3151 2 года назад +4

    The only thing that made sense in the Keydragon band picture was the guy in the back hiding his face with a bandana and sunglasses.

  • @slayerspawn
    @slayerspawn 2 года назад +4

    Dude you nailed it! Best album covers review on RUclips! 🤘😎🤘

  • @PaddyLaPoint
    @PaddyLaPoint 2 года назад +8

    I can't stop laughing at the Key Dragon albums XD the one that really killed me was the album where they are all stood together seriously wtaf! A few albums worth a mention and a laugh at are Conspiracy - Crippled Invaders, Artillery - Terror Squad, ZnoWhite - Act of God & the funniest I've seen in a long time, Dick Vomit - Terminally Chill. What's wrong with people!?!?!??!

    • @mleszzor6866
      @mleszzor6866 Год назад

      I checked all of those out, the ZnoWhite one was the most legendary out of all of these ones in my opinion! Top notch!

  • @albertovalcarenghi350
    @albertovalcarenghi350 2 года назад +7

    It'f funny how bad is Therion's cover for Theli, considering how good the album is.

  • @deed5811
    @deed5811 2 года назад +6

    The Therion album cover is supposed to be the egyptian god Set.

  • @lcf3335
    @lcf3335 2 года назад +7

    🤘🥃🥃.. You nailed every cover with total truth.. Rediculous covers.. Lol

  • @bezoticallyyours83
    @bezoticallyyours83 2 года назад +1

    I am just cracking up at your description of each thing. That is pretty bad for 2013.

  • @playedplains6177
    @playedplains6177 2 года назад +2

    7:10 LMFAO, you put it over that Taylor swift album

  • @7metaldragons768
    @7metaldragons768 2 года назад +3

    Apotheosis "Farthest From the Sun" is quite the photoshopped cover too. That picture of the Key Dragon band the lady on the right looks like a teacher and the rest are her students and the baldish guy in the back is a chaperone for a field trip. Not sure how waitresses dress in your country, but I've never seen one look like that lmao. Your accent is great too. Edit: Also Shadows of Old by Aeternus can be added to this list as well

  • @cesarsanchez7937
    @cesarsanchez7937 2 года назад +3

    The first cover i didnt expect it XD, good video very unexpected covers XD . Sorry for the question😅, What do you think about the song: abadon, of mental cruelty?

  • @dog1331
    @dog1331 2 года назад +6

    Goblin Cock - Bagged and Boarded
    Mayhem - Dawn of the Black Hearts
    Scorpions - Virgin Killer
    Raven - The Pack is Back

    • @jorggenbrekke1567
      @jorggenbrekke1567 2 года назад +1

      Dawn of.. Rules!

    • @eringursky3503
      @eringursky3503 2 года назад +1

      Dawn was absolutely not terrible. Morbid and took balls to have that.

    • @vidarsmestad9143
      @vidarsmestad9143 2 года назад +1

      Mayhem is a bootleg, not an official release.

    • @eringursky3503
      @eringursky3503 2 года назад

      @@vidarsmestad9143 it is but even for a bootleg. Tasteless and morbid but can't except anything less with Euronymous.🤷🏻‍♀.

    • @Snussmumriken
      @Snussmumriken Год назад

      @@eringursky3503 wtf are you saying

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 Год назад +1

    That Type O - album art was like the original Goatse

  • @Skalarwelle
    @Skalarwelle 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for showing me KeyDragon. I love them now.

  • @nightmarefanatic1819
    @nightmarefanatic1819 2 года назад

    That Maniac Butcher makes me think of this app I found several years ago that let's you turn your photos into a black metal album cover. I made one of a picture of my cat and it looks more menacing than that one does.

  • @dragonqueen6589
    @dragonqueen6589 2 года назад +1

    Actually that first Pantera record was back in that forgotten Glam Phase, before Phil Ansehlmo joined and they evolved into what we remember them as, it fits the aesthetic kinda?
    Nice picks, kinda expected to see Maiden’s ‘Dance of the dead’ I always feel sorry for poor Eddie the head when that eyesore blots my peripherals😂

  • @heavyleatherrecordclub6902
    @heavyleatherrecordclub6902 2 года назад +4

    I might be into Keydragon now

  • @zyxaqc
    @zyxaqc 2 года назад +1

    The cover of "Topple the Giants" would be perfectly fine if it was just the building in the background.

  • @cesarsanchez7937
    @cesarsanchez7937 2 года назад +1

    There is a new song of lorna shore called into the earth, it was released yesterday and the official video was released today

  • @l.salisbury1253
    @l.salisbury1253 2 года назад +2

    Suggestions for "Worst Covers Vol. 2":
    PREDATOR- "Easy Prey" (1986)
    HANDSOME BEASTS- "Beastiality" (81)
    MENTORS- 1st two LPs (85 & 86)

    • @brostenen
      @brostenen 2 года назад +1

      When someone say Predator in the context of metal, I always think of Carnivore.

  • @beardeddad74
    @beardeddad74 2 года назад +1

    I would love to see some of your old artwork, to see how you have come.

  • @CacklinKamala
    @CacklinKamala 2 года назад +2

    Keydragon, The Shaggs of metal.

  • @Ingothnia
    @Ingothnia 2 года назад

    OMG the last band reminds me a lot of my brother's band. The Tryglav CD is awesome!

  • @joachimandersson2594
    @joachimandersson2594 2 года назад +1

    These album covers were so bad that Empire by Queensryche was not even mentioned. Wow!

  • @SONOVIBLIS666
    @SONOVIBLIS666 2 года назад +5

    I know it's not good to judge a book by its cover but if the album art is ugly I assume the music is worse than the album art

    • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
      @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 2 года назад +3

      Yes and no lol

    • @sinbysin666
      @sinbysin666 2 года назад

      Then you are missing out on most good Metal.

    • @SONOVIBLIS666
      @SONOVIBLIS666 2 года назад

      @@sinbysin666 I do come around at times and am impressed I just need to come out my comfort zone

  • @connorm.anderton363
    @connorm.anderton363 2 года назад +3

    A random viewer of this video : "Eww, that cover's so shitty....I wonder what the music could possibly be like...."
    (Meanwhile, members of each band that was mentioned here sit perched on their chairs wringing their hands in potential revenue-based ecstasy)

  • @chunguschungus
    @chunguschungus Год назад +2

    The Keydragon one is beautiful and 10x better than any of these generic, technically detailed but soulless medieval scenes you see everywhere. Autopsy's and Type O's work for what they're going for, Therion's is very cool as well. Most of these worst album covers lists are just really good niche art, usually way better than what you'll see at the top of most "best album covers" lists.

    • @jesurenbnb
      @jesurenbnb 9 месяцев назад +1

      You must be sarcastic about the key dragon one, i mean i would never put it on a "best albums list"

  • @jeffgile2921
    @jeffgile2921 2 года назад +2

    Definitely made me laugh so had to subscribe. Yes boris key dragon is horrible lol but I know some more that are just as bad

  • @satanicblackmetalhead
    @satanicblackmetalhead 9 месяцев назад +1

    The lyrics of the titletrack from bestial sex by torment are even worse than the cover.

  • @triledink
    @triledink 2 года назад +2

    Autopsy Shitfun is one of my all time favorite 90s albums, Or I could say all first four albums are all great albums. I have listened to shitfun countless times and also own it on vinyl.

  • @CTCAC2000
    @CTCAC2000 2 года назад

    gotta love the "supa-hot-fire" clip

  • @AzagXul666
    @AzagXul666 2 года назад

    That background music suits perfectly. :D

  • @denyel390
    @denyel390 2 года назад +1

    When will the new album tryglav be released?

    • @borist.
      @borist.  2 года назад

      Hopefully September.

  • @Zaklon1348
    @Zaklon1348 2 года назад +1

    Your video inspired me to create my own album picture...I'm good on paint.

  • @thenecrojamie938
    @thenecrojamie938 2 года назад +2

    What the? ☹️🤦🏾‍♂️ Duudddeee.

  • @david020218
    @david020218 2 года назад +2

    Mine would be pungent stench "dirty rhymes and psychotronic beats

  • @TheEmj1986
    @TheEmj1986 Год назад +1

    You never cease to amaze me Boris, you continue to make them more hilarious than they actually are 😂😂😂

  • @RPRsChannel
    @RPRsChannel 2 года назад +1

    *_Have you done a worst metal musicvideo as well and was it Merrimack?_*

  • @ridleyrage5283
    @ridleyrage5283 2 года назад

    Hey Boris, great album cover reviews, some real steamers, thats for sure! For many, many years, Ive said "man, album cover artists dont get paid enough!"; and I'll always stand by that, but these...there's no "artist" that couldve conjured up these visual messes. Seeing this, I'd love to see you judge and really pick apart abstract art, I think it'd be amazing, anywho, thanks!

  • @billvrabel1502
    @billvrabel1502 2 года назад

    I seriously never realized the art quality of the Theli because the music was kind of life changing. You have to love that 90's photoshop though.

  • @wifiiwakura2820
    @wifiiwakura2820 2 года назад

    I love that Lucifer's sigil necklace, where did u get that?

  • @JanderVK
    @JanderVK 2 года назад +1

    I uh, I think I found my new favorite band... Key Dragon!

  • @Replicaate
    @Replicaate 2 года назад

    You could make a feature length film out of questionable CGI-infused 90s album covers.

  • @burlynorth7389
    @burlynorth7389 2 года назад

    That Pantera cover looks like every 80s RAC record 🙌

  • @akingusih
    @akingusih Год назад

    Horns uo, Boris!
    Finally I get to see the Therion's cover on a top like this! Since the first time I saw that until now, I can't yet accept that! The others also suck.

  • @DAIDALOSMUSIC
    @DAIDALOSMUSIC 2 года назад

    This made my evening - thank you ;)

  • @chaotic.content
    @chaotic.content 2 года назад

    the keydragon covers made me nostalgic somehow

  • @jesurenbnb
    @jesurenbnb Год назад

    The key dragon one made me laugh so hard!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @toothofthewolf
    @toothofthewolf 2 года назад

    LOL, why wasn't Pungent Stench's Been Caught Buttering included? Or Morbid Angel's Gods of All Heretics. There are also albums with some pretty impressive images on the inner cover... and then what about the t-shirts LOL.

  • @RobHellfire666
    @RobHellfire666 2 года назад +6

    Difficult question now that you mentioned it...
    I can't think of anything compatible to any album covers you mentioned.
    For me Probably most death metal covers as a wide variety of them are cortoonish pictures of butchering woman or babies.
    So fucking stupid.
    Cheers 🍻😎

    • @moonlightequilibrium
      @moonlightequilibrium 2 года назад

      At this point I'm desensitized to any gory death metal covers, but the cover for tales of necrophilia just looks dumb as fuck to me.

  • @sunitapardeshi5537
    @sunitapardeshi5537 Год назад +2

    Regardless of the cover, the album Theli is a brilliant record.

  • @PhillipTomlinMusic
    @PhillipTomlinMusic 2 года назад

    That Therion album cover creature is part man, part dog, and part armadillo. Yep horrible just horrible.

  • @brandonharris9160
    @brandonharris9160 2 года назад

    Song at the end? Sounds awesome

    • @borist.
      @borist.  2 года назад

      From the new album of my band Tryglav.
      It will be avaliable this year

  • @CSSLZT13
    @CSSLZT13 2 года назад

    This is too funny, I'm guessing this video can't be monetized XD

  • @WorseFuneral
    @WorseFuneral 2 года назад +2

    Hot ,sweat , Cold Beers.☝️

  • @ThisZombieBitesEverything
    @ThisZombieBitesEverything 2 года назад

    Butt hole? …that’s so wrong, this should be family friendly, make it right! Oh you showed a set of balls… well played sir 😂 😂 😂.
    This video is so funny, showing everyone I meet 😂

  • @AceFurley
    @AceFurley 2 года назад

    Poison Idea did the a-hole cover 1st in 1989, (titled "Ian MacKaye")and it's a lot more clear as to what is being pictured! They're much more punk than metal, but 1st is 1st!

  • @jamie637
    @jamie637 2 года назад +1

    Loved the video brother I subed. Lol funny shit here. 👍😁

  • @Verdreztruch
    @Verdreztruch 2 года назад +1

    I need some bleacher for my eyes. Excuse me

  • @cindymarie6685
    @cindymarie6685 2 года назад

    More vlogs please boris!! Love from Los Angeles California ❤️

  • @dead2802
    @dead2802 2 года назад

    So busy giving shot out to attorney, roach coach owner, makeup and hair people, locator of FOL ( family of latrines or porta pukes) on the last one, they forgot picture of the band.

  • @DungeonStudio
    @DungeonStudio 2 года назад

    Don't know why I get along with metal heads so well. I feel guilty that I helped produce Bloodwurm's first single, and then appeared on their debut album. There's some covers you may want to add to the list. I liked the guys from Infernal Majesty as well, but never heard a damn note they played. But I love the fart sounds you used here for the covers. Hilarious! :)

  • @deerinfear7484
    @deerinfear7484 2 года назад

    Great Video...I use to buy vinyl in the day and would love the album art. I would not buy one of them but the old fat guy at the end was hilarious.

  • @lisagibson2975
    @lisagibson2975 2 года назад

    I remember wanting "origin of the feces" when I was 11 and was thinking that was a belly button. Ouch with the hemorrhoid there.

  • @nicogarbis4793
    @nicogarbis4793 2 года назад

    Monstrosity - in dark purity, is also pretty awesome:)

  • @antichrist._
    @antichrist._ 2 года назад

    Last time I watch one of your videos before breakfast.

  • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
    @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 2 года назад

    The giant one would be better with more dynamic poses , like maybe the giant is crouching , twisting, ??

  • @gybarni
    @gybarni 2 года назад

    Destruction - The least succesful human cannonball.

  • @thomasfleischer83
    @thomasfleischer83 2 года назад +1

    We can appreciate the details of a butthole!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Made my day!🤣👍

  • @_BLACKSTAR_
    @_BLACKSTAR_ 2 года назад

    The photographer agreed to do the shot ONLY if he remained anonymous.

  • @6l6t6
    @6l6t6 2 года назад +1

    Pantera album covers after cowboys are all bad ass

  • @goranhegic7587
    @goranhegic7587 2 года назад +1

    I have to say for the Therion album. I know i know. Its strange but i really find it AWESOME!!!!

  • @woodyanderson922
    @woodyanderson922 2 года назад +1

    We clearly have different tastes as to what's acceptable or not. I have seen the covers to a lot of grindcore and pornocore albums that...are far worse than these.

  • @azjazielona
    @azjazielona 2 года назад

    Hi Borys thanks for your work

  • @Pujdinfull
    @Pujdinfull 2 года назад

    I discovered Driller Killer's album Fuck the World yesterday and immediately thought about this video. What do you think of that one?

  • @MT-or7lv
    @MT-or7lv 2 месяца назад

    I'm surprised Dethkorpz Metal Tit never makes these lists.

  • @KzudemRiM
    @KzudemRiM Год назад +1

    Key Dragon had one bad cover in the beginning and decided to make it their aesthetic XDDD

  • @gauravrai2736
    @gauravrai2736 2 года назад

    Hey Boris can you release the outro music as a standalone track? I know you have an album with vocals but I'm very interested in the instrumental piece you have in the outro.

  • @rodrigobravo2047
    @rodrigobravo2047 2 года назад +8

    You can't discuss terrible album covers without mentioning a good deal of the late '90s-early '00s Napalm Records releases. Here are a few dishonorable mentions:
    - Mactätus - The Complex Bewitchment
    - Obtained Enslavement - The Shepherd and the Hounds of Hell
    - Dismal Euphony - Soria Moría Slott
    - Unpure - Unpure
    - Unpure - Coldland
    - ThirdMoon - Bloodforsaken
    - Abigor - Satanized (A Journey Through Cosmic Infinity)
    - Trail of Tears - Free Fall Into Fear

    • @dftns
      @dftns 2 года назад

      Actually Mactätus has a pretty decent logo!

    • @wallofrost
      @wallofrost 2 года назад +1

      Just last night i was groaning at how BAD that obtained enslavement cover is & that there are no alternate (better) covers for it

    • @rodrigobravo2047
      @rodrigobravo2047 2 года назад

      @@wallofrost Yeah, that's a pretty unfortunate cover for such a kick-ass album.

    • @wallofrost
      @wallofrost 2 года назад

      @@rodrigobravo2047 i havent even listened to it yet because the cover is so offputting, i might just mock-up one myself

  • @godetonter4764
    @godetonter4764 2 года назад

    The initial idea for the Maniac Butcher faunt was a good idea, but it's out of proportion. Kind of like a drummer that has mastered different types of percussion, and how to play inhumanly fast , but just can't really has no sense of rhythm or timing