Pre-Workout Epidemic

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

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  • @tjmoncur0231
    @tjmoncur0231 9 лет назад +356

    Somewhere out there right now, there is an actual doctor watching this thinking "What the fuck does changing your socks and drinking water have to do with pre-workout?"

  • @garand
    @garand 9 лет назад +852

    changing your socks and drinking water!!! classic Corpsman answer!

    • @SakranMM
      @SakranMM 9 лет назад +62

      For real. "What, devildog, you say your leg was shot off and now the gangrene is spreading? Ok, here's some motrin. Go hydrate and suck it up."

    • @loveblowupdollorgies8437
      @loveblowupdollorgies8437 9 лет назад +26

      garand real medics bring thier troops vodka infused oranges

    • @ebitda8611
      @ebitda8611 9 лет назад +15

      garand dude better bring your PT belt too!!! WTF

    • @Wheresmy240
      @Wheresmy240 4 года назад

      But the dude that said that was Navy.

    • @shawns574
      @shawns574 3 года назад +3

      @@Wheresmy240 yes...corpsmen are in the Navy

  • @balldude8573
    @balldude8573 8 лет назад +433

    "Slay bodies"

  • @mikes.6251
    @mikes.6251 5 лет назад +84

    "it just went straight to my spine"
    lmao, what an iconic piece of film.

  • @alexanderthegrape2023
    @alexanderthegrape2023 3 года назад +55

    “Excuse me can I-“
    “Fuck off.”
    The military in a nutshell

  • @RoscoePro
    @RoscoePro 8 лет назад +564

    Me: 'Isn't that cocaine?'
    Guy in video: 'You do realize you just described cocaine?'

    • @johnd2058
      @johnd2058 4 года назад +12

      ...but cocaine is made from GMOs soaked in gasoline in a lab. 😒

    • @Mystickrage
      @Mystickrage 4 года назад +4

      @@johnd2058 thats probably heroin

    • @johnd2058
      @johnd2058 4 года назад +1

      @@Mystickrage "Chemicals used to isolate the morphine from the
      opium include ammonium chloride, calcium carbonate (limestone) and calcium hydroxide (slaked lime). The precursor chemical normally used in the conversion of morphine to heroin is acetic anhydride. Chemical reagents used in the conversion process include sodium carbonate and activated charcoal. Chemical solvents needed are chloroform, ethyl alcohol (ethanol), ethyl, ether and acetone. Other chemicals may be substituted for these preferred chemicals, but most or all of these preferred chemicals are readily available through smugglers and
      suppliers. "
      --www.ncjrs.gov/pdffiles1/Digitization/141189NCJRS.pdf p. 21/37

  • @Ad1Juan
    @Ad1Juan 9 лет назад +642

    "Suspected Homosexuals" Haha

    • @EliasPoint
      @EliasPoint 4 года назад +3

      Not gonna like because 420 likes

    • @joek8259
      @joek8259 3 года назад +1

      Cant believe the pc police didn't get on them. Great vid, miss the Corps and the good old days.

    • @iminsideyou2717
      @iminsideyou2717 2 года назад +2

      There’s always those two

  • @darko38
    @darko38 9 лет назад +39

    Swole mates gotta be the best fucking pun I've heard in a long, long time.

  • @cheeriomartinez
    @cheeriomartinez 9 лет назад +113

    OMG i died at the SLAY BODIES part.. haha i fucking love this channel!

  • @crypticraps
    @crypticraps 6 лет назад +82

    Changing your socks and drinking water cured my mesothelioma and severe depression

    • @au.ru.
      @au.ru. 2 месяца назад

      Hahahaha absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @LewisBowels
    @LewisBowels 5 лет назад +17

    "Pre-workout causes all of these health concerns." *Walks out with Red Bull can* Fuckin' love Docs, man.

  • @dontletmebemisunderstood382
    @dontletmebemisunderstood382 8 лет назад +120

    I hope the marine editing these videos goes into the industry and/or becomes a director. You have awesome skills. Also, thanks for your services gentlemen!

  • @sas103
    @sas103 8 лет назад +204

    Slay Bodies :D

  • @brandonbarnes9943
    @brandonbarnes9943 9 лет назад +161

    I'm surprised that Corpsman didn't prescribe taking 8 motrin.

    • @Alpha-106
      @Alpha-106 5 лет назад +8

      I'm more shocked he was only holding a single redbull and not carrying the standard issue 8 nos energy drinks.

  • @recall5811
    @recall5811 9 лет назад +300

    It's all about Rich Piana and the 5% Nutrition.............

    • @zaingilani9569
      @zaingilani9569 9 лет назад +3

      Lmaoo 5% in the description

    • @kriskringus2191
      @kriskringus2191 6 лет назад +6

      Corporals Corner good fucking morning god damnit

    • @wyatt2137
      @wyatt2137 6 лет назад +7

      3 years later.. and he’s dead LMFAO

    • @casbah1982
      @casbah1982 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah, not sure 5% nutrition is doing so well...considering Rich Piana died at the young age of 46! (No disrespect to the deceased, RIP Rich)

    • @StevenTheAristolianNerd
      @StevenTheAristolianNerd 6 лет назад +3

      Fancy seeing you here.

  • @spenserdenovich1678
    @spenserdenovich1678 5 лет назад +148

    Pre-workout and crayons...the two most addictive substances in the usmc

  • @chasetrix2432
    @chasetrix2432 3 года назад +16

    Kinda sad 😞 y’all gone. You have talent man come back to the world 🌎

    • @denbleach3712
      @denbleach3712 Год назад +3

      I think Davis stayed in 😅

    • @Ben-outdoors
      @Ben-outdoors Год назад +3

      He did, but he got out a few years back. I think around 2018, or maybe it was 2020. Probably the later since that would’ve been 8 years for him. I loved seeing them in that VetTV ad about how Post 9/11 Vets are different 😂

  • @tomservo5347
    @tomservo5347 2 года назад +16

    20 years ago Hydroxycut was popular with my unit in Germany. It actually contained ephedrine which is now banned but wow that stuff would keep you going for 48 hours on a field exercise.

  • @bman4099
    @bman4099 8 лет назад +78

    Slay bodies gets me every time

  • @psychedelicwanderer3202
    @psychedelicwanderer3202 7 лет назад +164

    I showed my mom and grandparents this video and they said "this is what you're gonna end up doing?" "We're worried about your mental health"

  • @jimjefferies9082
    @jimjefferies9082 5 лет назад +33

    Pre workouts used to be like this - craze , jack3d etc . They were good because they had substances in them that now make them illegal ( Craze had Dexedrine and Jack3d had 1,3 DMAA ) Those were the good days ! You would get energy/ a mind set that was similar to coke or speed . I remember training so hard my arms gave out beneath me on a final set of pushups . Mentally I could keep on pushing forever but my arms just wouldn’t respond as they were so fucked .
    All the current pre workouts are just sugar and caffeine .... like a redbull . Add a few dumb slogans and sell it in a tub for $60 !

    • @isaac-vb1ng
      @isaac-vb1ng Год назад

      Didn’t know 1,3 DMAA is illegal I have a whole bag of that stuff lying around lol the new stuff isn’t entirely ineffective the beta alanine still gets you wired

  • @4Deadserious
    @4Deadserious 9 лет назад +43

    ...from combat camera SLAY BODIES I died

  • @1225Media
    @1225Media 5 лет назад +18

    These devil dogs are funny as hell and have embellished many of the events experienced in the Corps!

  • @EliasHernandez-ov2jz
    @EliasHernandez-ov2jz 5 лет назад +10

    I fucking died when the doc stood up and had on shorts. Docs are always doing heinous ass shit like that.

    • @Xavieus
      @Xavieus 2 года назад +1

      Well it’s the Navy. Easy access and all that ya know

  • @Chowda_bert
    @Chowda_bert 9 лет назад +261

    that is the tightest charlie shirt i have ever seen

    • @kinspower
      @kinspower 6 лет назад +73

      Albert Coppola if it's not tight it's detrimental to combat readiness

    • @FluffyLionxD
      @FluffyLionxD 6 лет назад +12

      Its tight af

    • @BAMCIS13450703
      @BAMCIS13450703 5 лет назад +18

      lcpl drill instructor tailoring lol

  • @siegodanchez6487
    @siegodanchez6487 9 лет назад +178

    "swolemates" HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @neonickhaos4811
    @neonickhaos4811 5 лет назад +22

    The pantless corpsman made me laugh harder than it should have

  • @Mcsixty
    @Mcsixty 9 лет назад +34

    I was supposed to get stationed with 3rd mar div as a corpsman, but my orders changed to 29 palms.

  • @megatree51
    @megatree51 8 лет назад +55

    Changing your socks and drinking water! Hahaha

  • @dannyacosta9387
    @dannyacosta9387 Год назад +2

    Changing your socks and drinking water killed me😂

  • @macgriggs9350
    @macgriggs9350 7 месяцев назад +1

    The way he stares as the corpsman walks out is priceless.

  • @yourmumspunani4925
    @yourmumspunani4925 6 лет назад +13

    "Do your sets, do your sets" lmao

  • @cubanking7036
    @cubanking7036 4 года назад +6

    “U just described the exact scientific process of makin cocaine” 😂😂😂

  • @connorleach3608
    @connorleach3608 5 лет назад +3

    For being grunts these dudes are awesome on camera

  • @rexcristallospada6496
    @rexcristallospada6496 5 лет назад +18

    2:25 everyone’s first time

  • @nuclearmaster2
    @nuclearmaster2 8 лет назад +17

    Dude, you guys can't stop making videos this shit is hilarious!!! 😂

  • @KillianDeaton
    @KillianDeaton 6 лет назад +25

    "Not a real doctor" LMAOOOO

  • @blondiie2108
    @blondiie2108 9 лет назад +8

    "Why did I do that? straight to my spine!" Hahaha

  • @tomohawkking1662
    @tomohawkking1662 4 года назад +4

    Genuinely hilarious and I'm in 2020. Love satirical shit like this LMAO its been a long time since I've seen content this funny.

  • @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
    @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 6 лет назад +29

    So I just realized the song playing background at 2:25 is "If I had a heart" by Fever Ray.
    WHERE MY VIKING BROS AT!!!
    Skol!

  • @extremegunn94
    @extremegunn94 7 лет назад +13

    I had to stop watching this video after hearing, "Hi I'm LCp Davis... 'Slay Bodies'! LOL seriously? Damn it man I don't think I'll make it through this video.

  • @gunlover94
    @gunlover94 9 лет назад +5

    "Scriiiibeeee!!!!" Haha still remember Sgt chick screaming that at you. Good to you have a successful youtube channel man.

  • @jamess4351
    @jamess4351 5 лет назад +5

    Gotta love the corpsman with a big ol chaw in his lip!

  • @pattiyoung2677
    @pattiyoung2677 3 года назад +1

    I love these guys

  • @PackOut23
    @PackOut23 9 лет назад +6

    I'm ready to see some new vids up here. They've been awesome so far

  • @pcgeekish
    @pcgeekish 8 лет назад +11

    Did I ever tell you John that you look like one of the King members from Fallout : New Vegas.

  • @amberweikle5144
    @amberweikle5144 9 лет назад +6

    I love these guys, subscribe!!!

  • @JayTelo
    @JayTelo 8 лет назад +27

    0:23 i dont know why i find this so funny.

  • @brugadabro8683
    @brugadabro8683 10 месяцев назад

    I was laughing my ass off at "not a real doctor"

  • @jvcastillo7646
    @jvcastillo7646 2 года назад +1

    Wtf I stayed at that barracks in Schwab 😂

  • @ax3312
    @ax3312 5 лет назад +2

    I wish you guys made more these are fuckin gold

  • @AFitz1174
    @AFitz1174 9 лет назад +1

    LMFAO I am loving your Channel. You have a new Subscriber.

  • @hyphymane1
    @hyphymane1 9 лет назад +2

    Lmao his face when doc leaves

  • @snowflakebomber9303
    @snowflakebomber9303 4 года назад

    I added this to my cooking playlist

  • @renatusrecords242
    @renatusrecords242 5 лет назад +3

    I’ve known dudes in the service who took pre workout just to feel sum high 😂😂😂

  • @157dixon
    @157dixon 8 лет назад +22

    I've taken preworkout like no x plode it's not that good. You can take creatine and b vitamins such as niacin and drink lots of water before workouts and it works just as well. Basically that's what pre workout is except the caffeine

    • @BigRed2
      @BigRed2 5 лет назад +3

      you don’t know what you are talking about lol

    • @Nerukenshi1233
      @Nerukenshi1233 2 года назад

      Don't forget to change your socks and get some Motrin in you.

  • @McLovin2115
    @McLovin2115 9 лет назад +1

    Omg I know Seth he went to my school holy shit that was pretty awesome to see. I hope you're doing well Seth god bless you.

  • @CptBlackAce
    @CptBlackAce 5 лет назад +1

    I watch this before a workout. Slay bodies.

  • @9393DJCobra
    @9393DJCobra 8 лет назад +2

    Changing your socks and drinking water 😂

  • @Cyberdynemodel1019
    @Cyberdynemodel1019 3 года назад +3

    We need an update on the gang!!

  • @petemycek9909
    @petemycek9909 5 лет назад +1

    Hasn’t changed any since 84!!

  • @quintenvoorhees9974
    @quintenvoorhees9974 3 года назад +1

    Changing socks and drinking water, in bought some that’s what you did if you lost a leg?

  • @PepsiCola307
    @PepsiCola307 9 лет назад +1

    I love you guys

  • @deez420nuts69
    @deez420nuts69 5 лет назад +3

    "I slay bodies" 🤣

  • @mr.g0dzilla171
    @mr.g0dzilla171 4 года назад +1

    "I don't see any negatives!"

  • @juss2133
    @juss2133 4 года назад +2

    Describing cocaine as vegan was the funniest. 🤣

  • @LewisBowels
    @LewisBowels 6 лет назад +2

    It doesn't matter what the effects are because the result is the same. You're still going to take pre-workout.

  • @trentdevlaminck9927
    @trentdevlaminck9927 4 года назад

    Is "If I had a Heart" by fever Ray playing in the background lol

  • @O8WRx
    @O8WRx Год назад

    I miss Jack3D hahahaha. I remember Muscletech had the popular stack but it was before the concentrated powders were popular so you took like 6 preworkout horsepills, 8 intra, and 6 post. HOLY fuck was it sick.

  • @jacobrogers18
    @jacobrogers18 9 лет назад

    Love your videos!

  • @BadKarma714
    @BadKarma714 6 лет назад

    Love your videos

  • @mariekatherine5238
    @mariekatherine5238 4 года назад +1

    Now I know what I’m doing wrong! I drink water, use the natural herb from Columbia, but I haven’t been changing my socks!

  • @FINALLYOUTAFTER7
    @FINALLYOUTAFTER7 2 месяца назад

    These are things are timeless. 😂😂😂😂

  • @sflores1985
    @sflores1985 9 лет назад +2

    Camp schwabo!

  • @Jacob-wh8nh
    @Jacob-wh8nh 4 года назад +2

    Now make a video on post pandemic workout

  • @ANONTiem
    @ANONTiem 6 лет назад +1

    Stayed in those barracks. Camp schwab.

  • @achillestitan989
    @achillestitan989 5 лет назад

    I..cant.. just liked and subscribed

  • @indyjons321
    @indyjons321 5 лет назад

    Good luck at UA!

  • @jaysteelo9419
    @jaysteelo9419 9 лет назад +1

    Deacon is hilarious

  • @AManNamedHawk
    @AManNamedHawk 3 года назад

    Puttin on his best Biff voice 😂

  • @ax3312
    @ax3312 4 года назад

    These videos never get old

  • @michaellefort6128
    @michaellefort6128 5 лет назад

    Cinematography aside, you just can't make grunts look any smarter, without CGI.

  • @joshuahamby2199
    @joshuahamby2199 Год назад

    Good ole Camp Schwab

  • @semperfisemperceler
    @semperfisemperceler 9 лет назад +1

    how have I not heard of these guys haha

  • @Weinmaste
    @Weinmaste 4 года назад +1

    Ohhh boy......here comes the piss test!!!

  • @Dylan55584
    @Dylan55584 4 года назад +1

    The have needle punchers on there arm

  • @glenquagmire8110
    @glenquagmire8110 6 лет назад +3

    Swol Mate 😂😂😂

  • @ashadowawhisper
    @ashadowawhisper 9 лет назад

    hahahaha.... that "slay bodies" cut scene..... wait... 3/6 kilo?.... sounds like I might have to call in Bodette to remedy this problem............

  • @mikehunt7104
    @mikehunt7104 8 лет назад +1

    Corpsman also forgot to add in motrin.

    • @qpat300
      @qpat300 5 лет назад

      It's the marines, they dont get motrin that's too expensive

  • @Sprinkle_sprinkle88
    @Sprinkle_sprinkle88 6 лет назад

    Good shit.

  • @josiede8509
    @josiede8509 7 лет назад +1

    Aghh that looks exactly like Oki

  • @jw1343
    @jw1343 3 года назад

    Nobody:
    RUclips 6 years later:
    Hey boot, watch this

  • @Michael-nx4qi
    @Michael-nx4qi 9 лет назад +1

    I DON'T SEE ANY FUCKING NEGATIVES!

  • @bigcuntryify
    @bigcuntryify 4 года назад

    Were did these guys go

  • @TacticalMetalhead
    @TacticalMetalhead Год назад +2

    1:25 "suspected homosexuals"

  • @CowpokeCannoneer
    @CowpokeCannoneer 6 лет назад

    I fucking lost it at "Slay bodies". 😂

  • @chrisrodriguez6502
    @chrisrodriguez6502 3 года назад

    Looks like Okinawa barracks right there

  • @2mnywmn
    @2mnywmn 6 лет назад

    Changing your socks and drinking plenty of water.....LOL

  • @JustAGuy85
    @JustAGuy85 7 лет назад

    Seth and Joe pinned in their left delt that day.

  • @mauui_
    @mauui_ 3 года назад

    Where yall at? D: