Aris Takes on the Shredder: How to Remove a Possum as Inefficiently as Possible

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @robertgamez9100
    @robertgamez9100 3 года назад +323

    This guy can talk about anything and I’ll be entertained lmao

  • @boo.1337
    @boo.1337 3 года назад +324

    Bless lord n0pants, new episodes of the ATP Sitcom are what get me through the day

    • @TortoiseMaximus
      @TortoiseMaximus 3 года назад +34

      Even has the television standard 21 minute run-time

    • @obituaryollie9104
      @obituaryollie9104 3 года назад +27

      @@TortoiseMaximus Even has the donation laugh track

    • @ShaneFlett
      @ShaneFlett 3 года назад

      But doesn't necessarily need a laugh track

    • @Cumfortable
      @Cumfortable 3 года назад

      All praise lord n0pantsu

  • @mrtoast3319
    @mrtoast3319 3 года назад +140

    This man learned all about how to setup a trap only to realize a day later, that they sealed the entrance. He calls us stoners.

  • @alil_adon
    @alil_adon 3 года назад +75

    The animal control dude was tempted to ask if you played smash too.

    • @wompastompa3692
      @wompastompa3692 3 года назад +19

      Hey man, why you gotta do the skunk community dirty like that?

  • @wufeizhang
    @wufeizhang 3 года назад +110

    That possum is a long time sub on aris' twitch tv

  • @Cuppamilky
    @Cuppamilky 3 года назад +59

    I told you guys Aris was a Disney princess

  • @Ryfinius
    @Ryfinius 3 года назад +40

    "This isn't some soup kitchen for bums."
    I mean....kinda.

  • @DemigodDan
    @DemigodDan 3 года назад +45

    Love how aris is just ps1 Hagrid in the thumbnails lol, its hilarious and fitting for a stoner like him to be low poly

  • @Sousuke15
    @Sousuke15 3 года назад +35

    Possum sneak level 100 right there. Able to freeload at aris place. Take food. Sneaks away the next day. Solid possum

  • @tastyscavenger
    @tastyscavenger 3 года назад +45

    Aris it won't starve to death if you leave out doritos for it.

  • @courtz1ace
    @courtz1ace 3 года назад +27

    I've never known that I needed a part 2 to an IRL story, ever more so than Aris telling it 😂

  • @SkyTowerKurogane
    @SkyTowerKurogane 3 года назад +101

    Aris really has a front seat ticket for whatever happens after you rip. Even when it's a pest, he has fun with the situation and says "clap-150" laughing. Never change, Hagrid's nobody.

    • @BEEFlNbandit
      @BEEFlNbandit 3 года назад +5

      I'll pay you $150 bucks to call him Hagrid in twitch chat

    • @temetyly
      @temetyly 3 года назад +14

      Damn. A Kingdom Hearts twist?

    • @CF565
      @CF565 3 года назад +7

      Possums are ugly as shit, but they aren't pests- in tick heavy ecologies they can eat thousands a day, keeping populations in check and reducing spread of lyme disease.

    • @SkyTowerKurogane
      @SkyTowerKurogane 3 года назад +4

      @@CF565 huh I didn't know that. Neat.

    • @Bigboss192x
      @Bigboss192x 3 года назад +3

      @@BEEFlNbandit that's how you get shot 😭

  • @poot3rs
    @poot3rs 3 года назад +9

    The universe finally gifts arnis the perfect pet and he does this....

  • @RandoOnline_
    @RandoOnline_ 3 года назад +14

    That picture of the possum starting back at Aris is fucking hilarious 😂

  • @gabe8190
    @gabe8190 3 года назад +7

    Aris is like a kmart Disney princess

  • @KoopDeGrace
    @KoopDeGrace 3 года назад +7

    So happy Aris loved the possum. They're such nice animals, there's a video of a guy trying to make one bite him by putting his fingers in its mouth and it just refused to bite him. And they eat ticks, the worst things on planet earth.

  • @xbluedreamx
    @xbluedreamx 3 года назад +5

    Reminds me of the time when my apt complex's dumbass maintenance forgot to patch the hole he made after fixing my kitchen sink's pipes. I was trying to find the mouse for about a week cus I kept seeing that fucker scurry around at the corner of my peripherals. Next thing yknow I hear and feel a mouse trap snap next to my foot while heating up my oven and there he was. RIP Jerry

  • @lifelesscorpse7365
    @lifelesscorpse7365 3 года назад +8

    Avoiding the Possum

  • @thomasbrown5267
    @thomasbrown5267 3 года назад +41

    Funniest shit about this is he's named him wrong accidentally - prob meant to call him Splinter but got tmnt characters mixed up

    • @gus628
      @gus628 3 года назад +13

      Im pretty sure someone gave him the idea to name it shredder on twitter

  • @snakepiissken5889
    @snakepiissken5889 3 года назад +5

    If it dies, expect lots of carrion flies in your house. Necromancer build.

  • @Shin_Lona
    @Shin_Lona 3 года назад +22

    Yo, that's a marsupial, homie...
    Can't be trusted.

    • @Sousuke15
      @Sousuke15 3 года назад +2

      For all we know he could be playing possum with aris.

  • @lolwhatidk
    @lolwhatidk 3 года назад +7

    A+ title

  • @Bounty2223
    @Bounty2223 3 года назад +5

    MGS 3 should've taught him the basics of "cawa" (caging a wild animal).

  • @toto_feather8732
    @toto_feather8732 3 года назад +10

    ATP = AvoidingTheoPossum

  • @CGoody564
    @CGoody564 3 года назад +2

    n0pants has blessed us yet again, working hard to come in clutch with that top tier kahntent.

  • @Carlzdash
    @Carlzdash 3 года назад +4

    storytelling at its finest.

  • @Brandino00
    @Brandino00 3 года назад +2

    this is amazing quality!!

  • @ProDucktions0
    @ProDucktions0 3 года назад +1

    The Aris - Urban Rescue Ranch crossover was better than it was hyped up to be.

  • @DJ-1Q84
    @DJ-1Q84 3 года назад +1

    Next time Aris should just get a turtle to beat the shredder's ass.

  • @josepartida1711
    @josepartida1711 Год назад +1

    so you gonna kill me....or....can i stay here???? lol

  • @M1d32
    @M1d32 3 года назад +1

    Aris, the Snow White of feral wild beasts.

  • @cryogenic4245
    @cryogenic4245 3 года назад +2

    10/10 thumbnail

  • @nozuchan
    @nozuchan 3 года назад +4

    aris' a cartoon character

  • @nobodyinparticular80
    @nobodyinparticular80 3 года назад +1

    Building a trap out of dung so you can eat it afterwards is the optimal strat

  • @eggr1ce374
    @eggr1ce374 3 года назад +1

    There are currently 2 people on this earth that can talk about literally anything and I’ll listen. Chael Sonnen, and the legendary AR15

  • @zetsuboubilly__8668
    @zetsuboubilly__8668 3 года назад

    Shredder was looking the chat.. Seeing his door was locked.

  • @zeroranger
    @zeroranger 3 года назад

    The type of Storytelling I would expect from a Top Ninja

  • @PsychoParasyte
    @PsychoParasyte 3 года назад +3

    Everyone in here calling it a Possum and not an "Opossum". XD

  • @Devil_Mishima
    @Devil_Mishima 6 месяцев назад +1

    Cool story

  • @mehnoy
    @mehnoy 3 года назад +1

    he was an Aris viewer in his past life

  • @Spitznock
    @Spitznock 3 года назад +1

    That's no possum. It's the ghost of Jerry Seinfeld.

  • @ZeeChristoph
    @ZeeChristoph 2 года назад +2

    Its gonna be 150 anyway, you might as well leave a trap.

  • @dontcallmeraveen209
    @dontcallmeraveen209 2 года назад +1

    Put that possum under citizen arrest and cage that thing with the cat trap and food lol

  • @1Diddums
    @1Diddums 3 года назад

    My ribs almost blew out my chest with the back-to-back Hagrid.
    Cheers n0pants.

  • @iorilamia
    @iorilamia 3 года назад +2

    Ggs that was me, thanks for the tip

  • @Grozdor
    @Grozdor 3 года назад +3

    Opposite Personality Oppossums.

  • @DocYAYAYA
    @DocYAYAYA 3 года назад

    this possum needs to be paying rent at this point

  • @GatsuRage
    @GatsuRage 3 года назад +2

    There are aggressive animals in the wild of course.. but on the majority they're aren't unless they experienced violence or some sort of bad encounter with humans they have no reason to fear us. That's why they say to act cool if ur encounter a wild animal if they smell ur fear they will know somethings up and is when they start getting defensive and aggressive.

  • @Gakki_Aniki
    @Gakki_Aniki 3 года назад +2

    AvoidingThePossum

  • @markvigo1747
    @markvigo1747 3 года назад +2

    nice pet brew

  • @EyMcFly
    @EyMcFly 3 года назад +1

    The Dodo finna make a video of this.

  • @killer_boss01
    @killer_boss01 6 месяцев назад

    my opossum's cat enjoyed this video

  • @KarmaTrauma22
    @KarmaTrauma22 3 года назад

    Shredder moving in, order some pizza and bait the ninja turtles to come save there leader

  • @YASSER9210
    @YASSER9210 3 года назад

    I could listen to Aris all day

  • @HikenJoe
    @HikenJoe 3 года назад

    He was a true fan

  • @Wizzerman95
    @Wizzerman95 3 года назад +2

    The possum sounds like a stoner

  • @SamSam-wr3ck
    @SamSam-wr3ck 3 года назад

    Unkle arnis is going to be a godfather to some opossum kids

  • @dylanh.3793
    @dylanh.3793 3 года назад

    Is this the new thumbnail format?
    Me gusta.

  • @jjthebird
    @jjthebird 3 года назад

    best part of the story was HE HE HE HE THANK YOU

  • @chel8282
    @chel8282 3 года назад +11

    Hey alright

  • @BUDDAz1g
    @BUDDAz1g 3 года назад

    He sealed the door at his request wont be the guys fault if the shredder dies

    • @whoasupercrazy
      @whoasupercrazy 3 года назад +2

      He asked the guy if the opossum could possibly be in the house and the guy was confident it wasn't when they sealed the door. Still ultimately Aris's fault if the opossum dies in the house but the guy shouldn't have given Aris his word if that was the case

  • @haten1
    @haten1 3 года назад

    Smelly trap probably scared ‘em away.

  • @thecringeprophet
    @thecringeprophet 3 года назад +11

    ESL n0pants

  • @magosko6
    @magosko6 3 года назад

    A+ thumbnail

  • @-Discerning-
    @-Discerning- 3 года назад

    We need more dealing with smelly strangers stories

  • @GatsuRage
    @GatsuRage 3 года назад +2

    well if he only cover the OTUSIDE hole just leave the trap in the inside of the hole from inside the house then you'll know if is there or not. When I heard he left the trap on the outside I was like "wut?"

    • @xRhychux
      @xRhychux 3 года назад +2

      Yup, stinky guy was for sure a stoner and Aris got scammed lol

  • @Musexe
    @Musexe 3 года назад

    Lmao that thumbnail on aris cam

  • @cutfromstone754
    @cutfromstone754 3 года назад +2

    More please sir.

  • @SkyTowerKurogane
    @SkyTowerKurogane 3 года назад +2

    Hey alright.

  • @OZ06MSLeoAC193
    @OZ06MSLeoAC193 3 года назад

    I feel as if the guy must have planted the Possum there, I bet he has some crazy scam going on.

  • @GlabRudzinski
    @GlabRudzinski 3 года назад

    Aris at his best

  • @koopatroopa
    @koopatroopa 3 года назад

    i call the big one bitey

  • @Imwritingthisnotefrombeyondthe
    @Imwritingthisnotefrombeyondthe 3 года назад

    As a disney princess Arisette could just ask it for rent and it'll pay up. Or else.

  • @NineEight_Nine
    @NineEight_Nine 3 года назад +12

    Wait is that the actual picture Aris took of the Possum? Pls no ban

  • @Grozdor
    @Grozdor 3 года назад +2

    14:18 Did Aris just make a Guilty Gear reference??! /s

  • @rcarter012
    @rcarter012 3 года назад

    Big heart aris

  • @korsoupp6450
    @korsoupp6450 3 года назад

    aris gotta call maya higa to move it

  • @bictur
    @bictur 3 года назад +1

    Make the ps1 Hagrid's a thing until he comments on it lmao

  • @dementedhiei
    @dementedhiei 3 года назад +5

    AvoidingtheGrammar

  • @thrillhouse4151
    @thrillhouse4151 3 года назад

    Yo what was his friends dad doing trapping cats with catnip wtf hahaha

  • @duckhive
    @duckhive 3 года назад

    RAT KING sent 'im

  • @an2n901
    @an2n901 3 года назад

    I need the thumbnail photo, nopants.

  • @peteryang8189
    @peteryang8189 2 года назад +1

    👍

  • @Helmasaur_King
    @Helmasaur_King 3 года назад +1

    100% humane, we'll release it in the hood, xD

  • @cde8347
    @cde8347 3 года назад +1

    Does he still live with Char???

  • @leafygreensmusic
    @leafygreensmusic 3 года назад

    opposum

  • @Jens9807
    @Jens9807 3 года назад

    Aris is the fuckin best

  • @rkraccoons
    @rkraccoons 3 года назад +4

    People spamming RaccAttack in the chat... smh

  • @maxinar
    @maxinar 3 года назад

    nice episode, n0pants

  • @alligatoruno6975
    @alligatoruno6975 3 года назад +2

    👏-$150

  • @FFF05Bartmann
    @FFF05Bartmann 3 года назад

    This fucking thumbnail 😂
    n0pants trying to get a gold medal here

  • @madeeqsozmawl
    @madeeqsozmawl 3 года назад

    This isn’t some kinda soup kitchen...
    for BUMs!?

  • @TortoiseMaximus
    @TortoiseMaximus 3 года назад

    Opossum

  • @TheMightyBone
    @TheMightyBone 3 года назад +1

    Never trust confident people if they have no skin in the game. It's not his house smelling like dead smossum if he's wrong. I've seen too many of these people that don't actually give a shit during their jobs and will just say whatever they're feeling, or just act like an expert when they don't really know. And this guy smells like shit and skunk all day so he probably really doesn't give a shit.
    I hope Shredder is out and running free though. Run free little buddy.

  • @Playguu
    @Playguu 3 года назад

    Bro if you're worried about the Possum being stuck inside why not just put the trap inside

  • @busterwolf6973
    @busterwolf6973 3 года назад +2

    That possum found your butthash, which is why it was chill

  • @Apemopo
    @Apemopo 3 года назад

    6:55 that's a different kinda parry.

  • @Bodwaizer
    @Bodwaizer 3 года назад

    That possum is just on vacation after starring in Guardians of the Galaxy

  • @ascendedpigeonx280
    @ascendedpigeonx280 3 года назад +1

    Put him in the hoods

  • @mikeclarke3990
    @mikeclarke3990 3 года назад +1

    Butthead smells like a smash player hmm