How To Lose Your Voice | 4 Easy Ways!
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Hello boys and girls. If you watch my videos then chances are you make a lot of bad decisions. In this video. I'm going to be showing you how to lose your voice, which is probably a very good decision for you considering the fact that nobody wants to hear you speak anyways.
Let's talk about how to lose your voice. I won't show you how to lose your voice in 5 minutes or how to lose your voice in 10 seconds, but it will happen at least in a day or so. some if these methods will show you how to lose your voice fast without screaming.
Method 1: Dehydration
This first method I'm going to share with you is the dehydration method. It's exactly what it sounds like. Don't drink any water. Make yourself dehydrated. Singers, speakers, before they go onstage, they always drink a glass of water. A lot of them take the water on stage with them because it helps ease their vocal chords. So don't drink any water. You'll start to sound like a pathetic guy who needs a drink of water.
Method 2: Open Mouth
Another way to dry out your throat so you lose your voice is to leave your mouth open. Some of you probably do that already so this shouldn't be hard for you. When you go to sleep, sleep with your mouth open. There's going to be a little bit of drool but your throat will dry out. If you can kind of make yourself look natural with your mouth open throughout the day, go for it and don't make eye contact with anyone while you have your mouth open 'cause you will definitely look like a creep.
Method 3: Noise
This next method is pretty obvious. Yell, talk, scream, okay. Wherever you can use your voice, don't give your vocal chords a rest. You ever been at a soccer game, a football game, a baseball game and you're yelling your heart out and then you realize after it's over that you can't speak? Or you were partying too hard one night and just cheering your way through several kegs of beer and then you can't talk the next day? Yeah, you keep that up, you'll definitely lose your voice.
Method 4: Dairy and Acidic Liquids
This final method I'll share with you here on how to lose your voice is to consume dairy and acidic liquids, things like lemon, vinegar and milk, those things increase the amount of phlegm in your throat. In fact if you take a shot of apple cider vinegar, that's going to pretty much get you coughing right away and it could very well help you lose your voice. Don't say I didn't warn you!
Well boys and girls, now you know how to lose your voice in one day. If you want to know how to lose your voice for a week, do these things daily, i guess.
Your voice may be gone now but you can still click on that subscribe button. Let's make some bad decisions together. I'll see you guys in the next video. Peace!
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Queries Of The Interweb it helped thanks
Queries Of The Interweb so when am i gonna get my voice back?
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Jii
Queries Of The Interweb does utube even let u monitize ur vids cause u swear so much
Lol
Cool
I want to loose my voice for a day or two so I don't have to deal with my teachers
Well, if you can't talk, that'll do it!
Sophia Su same🙄😂
Sophia Su i dont wanna do a presentation 😂
Beinqchewy same
I've done this awhile back, it was a day in heaven.
Half the comments are saying they wanna do this to avoid a presentation, while my ass just wants to lose my voice bc I like how it sounds.
girl same. I JUST WANNA KNOW IF IT WORKS
NO PLS SAME
Wtf i want to loose my voise so i dont be annoying
@@iamnotafederalagent5552 because
@@iamnotafederalagent5552 why are you even here😭-
*Who else is here because they have a presentation tomorrow?*
giseliswack meeeeee 😂😂
giseliswack 🙌
i have to do 2 for spanish because i didn’t have a voice when i was supposed to do the first presentation
I have to do a concert lecture tommorow
Oh god thought i was the only one
Never thought I'd get to the point in my life when I'm trying to make myself ill to avoid school
You're not alone.
s.faye it be like that 🙁😂
Welcome to my world
Lmao same
Sorry..but I DID!
All the 27 dislikes are parents that found their kids watching this so they don’t go to school or don’t talk at school
OMG.....
😂
Welp gotta create a new account
300 now...
My mom would keep me home if I couldn’t talk
Am I the only one whose scrolling down to see if it worked ??
Like if you did
No no your not
Nope your not
100th like
no i did lol
Did it tho
This channel is basically how to skip school with a good reason
I subscribed:)
This is so copied 😂
Yup
Same😂
gamers only bruh I get 4 hmw from the day I missed school and hmw on the day I came
that's why I'm doing this lol
Laughing when u lose ur voice is so fun
Because you can't laugh, that's why.
Bubblan Bubblan or singing lol 😂 I love losing my voice
And talking as well i have a friend that lost ger voice and i was dying of laughter when she was speaking
Ebba Lundholm 😭😭😭😭
That’s the reason why I came to this video
I left my mouth open for the rest of this video and I choked on my spit
😂😂😂😂
😂
Lump Universe sameee
Same
LoL
I needed this video as i wanted to convince my mother i was too sick for school.
just don't tell your mother about this video. lol
Same bruh
mello loves jelly
mello loves jelly IM GONNA MAKE MY VOICE NOTHING! Or I can just do my spooky voice
mello loves jelly yo that’s what I’m doing now
I’m doing this so I can’t do my presentation
-CHEEVY - OMG sameeeee
Same OMG😂
lmfao same
-CHEEVY - smart
Bruh samee
Who is here because they don't wanna give a presentation tmr🙋♀️
Hey meeee
In Monday I give presentation 😪
I have to record a presentation Rn and it’s last minute
Bro y’all crazy lol
You're so underrated you're so funny and have a nice personality
I appreciate that egnard. you're the type of person I made these videos for. Cheers!
egnard mcmuffin ikr
egnard mcmuffin ikr
egnard mcnuffin ikr
Like this if you hate school
How tf did i end up here?
Noa ikr
Ik i was listening to lil peep
I came here because of shimoneta
Noa same 😂
u fucking clicked on the video smh
Friend: yeah people with raspy voices are pretty cool
Me: *slides Into YT*
Ngl I did the same
pls same
my crush said this now look where I am 💀💀
please same 😭
“The dehydration method” me: looks at my hydro flask
Sunset Surfer skskkksk 😂
Liliana Ramirez SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKS
*n o*
Bahahaha same!
sksksksksksksks and i oop-
Honestly I don't understand how you don't have more subscribers
1:32 I have a very strong voice, one I screamed into my pillow for about 2 hours not a single scratch in my voice
I dont lose my voice
No literally i cant i shouted all day at football game
Ad i still have my voice
Tried drying my throut
STill have my voice
Help
I was born to ship victuuri
so is your voice just like: *no I’m staying here. Fight me*
😂
Same
how ab the vinegar one
Me too ahaha
I was born to ship victuuri scream to the top of your lungs and don’t stop
I’ve wanted to lose my voice for the LONGEST time
Did you ever lose it
Bro, I need to do this in under 10 minutes. Not over night or throughout the day.. ;-;
I know this is extremely late, but try screaming in a pillow, or whispering along to your favorite songs
@Roisin Morrissey yes
It works just scream in your throat it works
0:40: Dehydrate yourself
1:05: Leave your mouth open
1:32: Yell, talk, scream
1:58: Consume dairy & acidic liquids (lemon, vinegar, milk) to increase phlegm in your throat.
Thank you
thanks bro
Everyone wants to lose their voice to not talk to someone or something like that. But I honestly find the "raspy, faintly losing voice" hot.
And I want it :)
I had a sore throt so I just thought... Why not waich this vid
HoneyBearSweetCakes oh my god same
HoneyBearSweetCakes same
ME TOO
HoneyBearSweetCakes SAME!
Throat^
1.23 I laughed so hard
lol. I glad I could bring a lol into your life:)
1:23
Gaby D Same
Gaby D iu iu
Gaby D 1:23
This will be keeping me from a presentation I’ve been to messed up to do from having to actually present- very helpful-
watched this guy years ago and finally found his youtube. definitely trying no to miss anything
Just try singing a Mariah Carey song , it's vocal suicide
e vil factz
LOL
your voice is honestly so calming I could fall asleep listening to you
agree with you about most of this. Definitely about the water, open mouth, and giving your voice rest. And Dairy? Definitely a big problem for me. In fact, my choir teacher in high school back in the late 80s was warning us not to have Dairy 24 hours before a concert. I don't think I ever took the warnings seriously. I had all kinds of vocal problems at that time, and for years thereafter, with phlegm, hoarseness, and nasal congestion. Not until I started researching allergies and health a few years later was I reminded that Dairy is the most common allergen. As long as I avoid Dairy, my voice is much better. But if I take in Dairy, even just a milk chocolate bar or cheese on a cheeseburger, that will impact my voice for the next four to five days.
Apple cider vinegar? First, it's probably best not to drink ACV straight. It's too acidic and May harm your teeth, for one thing. But you can dilute it and it's actually it's very helpful for many conditions, including candida yeast overgrowth and the accompanying toxicity which many people suffer, which can also impact our voices.
How to loose ur voice
Him:you can also scream
Me:screams really loud into my pillow
*mum walks in*
Mum: Why did I have you
*walks out*
Me: laughs
Wow you got the whole squad laughing 😐
press x to doubt
Wow comedy
*Yay now i won't have to do my presentation in school ha TAKE THAT YALL TEACHERS*
This should get more likes like literally 😂😁
2:15 “don’t say i didn’t warn ya”
omg and two years later that quote is in billie eilish’s song “all the good girls go to hell” 😳
this is srsly the most helpful channel so far
Best advice coming from experience:
1. Sing regularly ( Adele, Hello ; the best song that could break your voice or try to reach hight notes of Ariana Grande)
2. Turn on the AC (if you have one )
3. Try to whisper whenever you can
Be careful with those tho cuz it can damage your vocal cords ;)
This made me laugh, you are awesome
glad I could make you lol B B. Thanks for the view!
Absolutely love your videos. They always make me laugh😂 Keep it up!
I'm glad to here that :)
I love this guy. Most of his videos are acually usefull for me.
I was singing as loud as I could for a week 7 hours a day periodically(morning, evening, night) and it took a week for me to lose my voice
This guy is funny, He made me laugh XD!!!
Scream as loud as you can for 30 mins
How do you scream if your grandma can hear you and tells you to shut yp
@@hayleyreid5425 my grandma not deaf
@Jess N It never works it has to be where it projects my voice out loud
@Jess N It just never worked for me
@Jess N it's hard for me to lose my voice I only did it once from screaming while listening to music but almost got thrown to a boot camp
You are a life saver I have an exam tomorrow and I am not prepared so god bless you and I am very happy you posted this video
Everyone here wants to skip school meanwhile i just hate my voice lol
subbed, youre so funny im laughing so hard
thanks Iora! Keep the lol's going!
I really want to loose my voice too, because my mom and the others In the house is moaning and complaining to me to stop talking, and since I’m watching this, I will. So they don’t complain.
Another thing I want to say if you lost your voice, if someone is calling you, they might not think your nearby they also thing that your gone.
I didn’t know how much I needed this 😂 👌
i lost my voice by screaming "YEAH MAN!!!" in an overexaggerated Dominic Harrison accent
now i have mastered the accent
yungbluuud my husbaaaand 😭😭
yungblud is babie
Omg how are you so underrated ?
You are super funny and cool! And btw thanks for saving me from that math homework I didnt do XD
Thanks SookieMookie! I'm glad I could rescue you from your math homework, but stay in schooL!
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Oh don't worry ill be ready for school tomorrow in a blink of an eye with all this time I have :3
For some reason it takes a long time to load the video
you saved me from going to school and also the sick video 😃👍🏼
Why are you so underrated,this is the funniest channel ever😂😂I love it🤪
Y'all having presentations tomorrow, while i'm over here just not feeling like going to school-
Yes I do have a presentation
Saaaame!!
I wanna get as sick as I can tomorrow cuz I have a unfinished presentation I'm doing with this girl due tomorrow but like-it's her fault we didn't finish she kept goofing off Wich caused me to get distracted so now ima throw her under the bus tomorrow by not coming to school 🥰
W
What happened
@@myballs2900 are teacher moved the time when the presentation is due so me an my partner are almost done and yes I got sick
@@BaldDabii YALL STILL HAVENT DONE IT
@@myballs2900 NO WE DID START BUT WE NEEDED MORE TIME CUZ MY PARTNER WOULD GOOF OFF MAKING MY ADHD ASS MORE DISTRACTED
I was once screaming nonstop the whole day and my voice box did nit surrender
Thankyou so much, I don’t feel like doing a presentation today
I love you so much! Thank you so much now I don't need to communicate with my teachers!
it’s funny how we all wanted to get sick to miss school, and now people are actually getting sick and schools have closed.
I watch your videos and I make many decisions not particularly bad if I say so myself!
He’s so underrated I love him 💓
I looked this up before except I used “nosebleed” and omg lol I found you again
how to lose your voice
me: get on a call with a friend and scream 24/7
I chugged the apple cider and I couldnt breath
yep, that'll do it. lol
Bitch I tried it I spit all of that out that shit tastes like ass “never had ass before” 😂😭
Lol
Nate Munoz 😂😂
damn
All of ur vids are life hacks.. Ty subbed
I never thought of them as life hacks, but I guess they kind of are! Thanks for being a subscriber :)
I absolutely love this
Shall be titled how to stay away from school
I tried all four methods at the same time. Now need to visit a dark octopus so I can have my voice and go back to the prince
Thanks you bro all ur video is so helpful i never expect someone did this kind of video :0000 thank you so much
Bro i love your channel i skipped school cuz of you w guy ngl your so underrated
I wanna loose my voice for a week so that I no need to do the freaking three ted talks:D FML
I do all of those things but 8 still haven’t lost my voice
Lol this was so funny! I love your videos! And this is what I don’t do but thanks it’s funny 😂
Actual useful RUclips channel
This channel should be called how to skip school
I am already sick and my lymph nodes are very swollen but I haven't lost my voice yet and school is tomorrow
Going in my watch later, will be using this later 😌
I love how there's so many video's on the internet with things you probably shouldn't do which we all will do anyway
Me:starts coughing
My dad:Are yOu CouGhing Or SomeThing????
Me:idk
Why would you lose your voice....I already lost my voice but I need to get it back
Stasa Djuric i want to lose my voice so i can skip school
Stasa Djuric I wanna annoy tf out of my teacher
But still you're here.
Lps Heart Proudouctions like completely!?
You sound sexy af
I just wanna loose my voice because I like how it sounds and ill have an excuse not to talk tmr
I hate school so much it gets me very anxious so thank you so much I’m subscribing 100% lol
"keep your mouth open... if you can do it without being noticed..."
me: wearing a mask bcs covid
anyone else have a presentation tomorrow and dont wanna do it
Me
Thank God I've Found this video :)
Best RUclips channel
I know it’s just a video but your personality is just amazing lol.
OMG 🤯😍😁
My rational brain cells: "I guess it doesn't hurt to try, it probably won't work anyway. Which one do you want to do?"
My fear of social interaction: *YES*
Same I have social anxiety and it's really strong :D
@@Demeza16 samee:(
i died from laughter while watching HAHAHAAA just subscribed lmaooo
All my friends casually lose their voice and I never did so I’m here 😭
*looses voice due to dehydration*
Teacher: go get some water
Me: dang!
Thiz is the perfect video for me.. thank god for me getting reccomended it
I dont drink much water anyway ...
I cant breathe through my nose
I talk 24/7
Thanks for the last one
Edit: bad spelling
I remember screaming like hell one day and the next my voice was hella rough
0:10-0:17 are the funniest here 😂
You're so underrated and so funny-
I'm happy I found this video
I want to lost my voice because tomorrow i have chinese story telling in my class 😂😂😂
ARMY
Just act like you lost your voice because once you do it, that's it. You can't talk.
Or, try this.
Go on a scary rollercoaster.Scream as many as you can😉
this is actually pretty hilarious 😂 😂😂
This worked so well not only did I lose my voice I also threw up when drinking the vinegar I also got a sore throat and I got a whole week off school 😁
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