Michael Gira - I'm An Infant, I Worship Him

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[@TeaDrinker3000]

"ayy pass the aux cord"

[@10kCrows]

😂😂😂

[@StaircaseBloom]

I chatspammed this on TF2 and five people left. For some reason I was never kicked.

[@agsrf6479]

your admin was cultured

[@trollface9223]

lmaooo

[@snakeboy7963]

when you hear a song that reminds you of her

[@dr.aisaitl7439]

My favourite part is when he starts over

[@bootcornpolo6803]

Dr. Aisaitl “Start over... I kick him in the balls...” 😂

[@hunterbagby1084]

Every once in a while I have to get my fix of this spoken word masterpiece. The first time it was repulsive, the second a little amusing. The third time I realized Gira is a supreme comedic genius.

[@resiseven7407]

i thought this was edgy comment until i got to my third listen

[@jackmcmuscles]

"I fall down like a sack of rotting gelatin" is such a great simile

[@paragraphs7235]

I use this as asmr

[@Zhuntovany.Kavalir]

*I feel good. I like to feel good.*

[@ParadoxapocalypSatan]

I FEEL FANTASTIC hey hey hey hey

[@youtub-fj8mu]

Yeah I feel fine
And I've waited far too long

[@DragosBlackmilk]

that's a quote for the ages

[@mrred773]

It hurts, but I do it for Mister Smothers.

[@goo894]

Mr. Smothers is love. Mr. Smothers is life.

[@DmarsHeadshot]

I hope it gives you some joy and pleasure.

[@macarron5729]

It’s an unknown pleasure

[@briandeabler9704]

I feel like this has inspired me to be a better person. This poem has given me a model of the worst possible person and I strive to be different from him in every way.

[@yurupivo3507]

I feel somehow magnetically attracted to michael gira’s well-written weirdo poetry

[@melodraminha]

me reciting this over the phone to my bff will be my present to the world

[@brodem]

Jesus, he goes into detail

[@superiorpatrician]

Listen to this, and Sewer Election's "Kassettmusik" at the same time. It's a sick, twisted quiet ambient noise release, and it fit almost perfectly to this. Just keep it at 50 - 75% volume so you can still hear Gira speak.

[@grimreaper15100]

jesus fucking christ this is amazing

[@Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft]

“Mr. Smothers sure does sound like one heck of a jerk!!!! “ - Norm Macdonald

[@BodeneBas]

GOOD ONE norm,..... always at it with the classic jOKEs

[@falloutMAN84]

I wonder if when Michael Gira was writing this he thought.. hmm, maybe I should keep this to myself. Nah, fuck it..

[@JonathanNelsonOfficial]

The Consumer is a fantastic book. Somehow the morbidity turns into a prayer. Great work.

[@theneedledrop]

Make sure you listen to this on an empty stomach...

[@LijerFM]

how did i know i'd find you here.

[@jasonfifi]

Elijah Andrews the internet's busiest youtube commenter.

[@iamdamosuzuki_]

I'm listening to this after eating a large bowl of oatmeal.

[@radicalpolemicist]

Nice to see that Melon was here.

[@delhidelirium9091]

" I did just that , as I do everything you tell me to ; as I consume all the shit you put on my plate , I like being that kind of hipster , I even fast as a method of watching your " army - of - hipsters " cathalyst reviews - I like the fact you shit what we feed you by worshipping your shallowness and idiotic musical tastes pretending to know a lot about everything when in fact you know everything about nothing ... well , in spite of all this the part at 07:49 still vaguely reminded me of why I love you so . "

[@anonymouzzz4307]

I love how detailed and well written his stories are while his lyrics are simple sentences

[@crunchytoast4993]

I used to listen to this endlessly on reapeat while stairing at the fan on the roof when i was depressed

[@Deaddruidess]

Quarantine mood: I aM DiSgUsTiNg, I wOrShIp iT

[@philyeary8809]

They masturbate to Faucis picture

[@danplocinski9273]

You listened to this and odds are someone heard you listening to this.

[@Illjustwait]

literally just scrotie mcboogerballs

[@charmicarmicat2981]

I like to listen to this every once and awhile for shits and giggles

[@EASFromTheWest]

i listen to it for the shits and gaggles

[@charmicarmicat2981]

@@EASFromTheWest good joke buddy

[@theskoolmustard00]

I'm barely a minute in. This is the same man who wrote We Are Him.

[@Jayt97666]

I need to hear this narrated by David Attenborough! 😏

[@raucous_bill]

what a euphoric listening experience that would be

[@michaelpritchard5572]

This is what having Pure O Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is like.

[@epizootics]

Jeff Mangum's inspriation

[@NOCHEBOHEMIA88]

You see through me

[@anonymousDerp]

I feel so rejuvenated after listening to this.

[@mildryfrr9970]

dandelion hands could never LMAO

[@ceohannahbannanah1238]

This was amazing. I loved this, it fascinated me. The psyche and mind of this character is so detailed and Gira had my full attention at every line.

[@macarron5729]

This brings me some montage of heck vibes with those strange stories Cobain wrote

[@youtub-fj8mu]

But for real, this seems, at least in part, a comment on people who worship authority
The details are pretty elaborate, and really makes you feel inside this characters mind, the way his thoughts mix with the description really help
But some parts are too over the top, I even laughed sometimes because of how ridiculous some lines were
Also, scrotie mcboogerballs

[@NefariousSpineLizard]

I do it all for Mr. Smothers UwU

[@youtub-fj8mu]

Sigma male grindset

[@benbaker-martin3627]

Michael should do an Audiobook...I'd listen to it haha

[@lavenderhollow]

he did, its called the egg, he wrote it as well

[@touchandgod]

Perfect. If anyone can find any other readings from The Consumer I will love you forever.

[@sarahread1587]

Happy Valentines day

[@Amg_Aaron]

Bruh

[@NoiseKidd]

cry everytime

[@camicamirobot]

He is perfect. Michael Gira.

[@dannygreen5477]

I need this on vinyl!

[@wordviruses]

trolled some mfs on gang beasts. they responded and added me to a group chat. I started playing this and they got so fuckin scared lmao

[@sidclark1953]

Thanks so much for posting!

[@AS_SO]

Sir, this is a Wendy's

[@TheCSJones]

...At least he got what he wanted in the end?

[@touchandgod]

I do, yes.

[@jennydeath420]

this is patrician asmr

[@ramudasanjuu]

true, i actually almost fell asleep to this.

[@zamboni33]

Binge drinking

[@Mynhassty]

this should be an asmr

[@camicamirobot]

inspiring

[@kisawisa1769]

I hate how soothing his voice can sound sometimes.

[@torstenatterberg5788]

7:49

[@torstenatterberg5788]

20:41

[@Sighbot]

Repulsive, yet intriguing.

[@doomMetal89]

does someone have the lyrics for this? Thanks!

[@reisenbutimyimyum]

Word

[@xowickedxo]

Mmmm lovely

[@dahnecorej]

Bruh towards the end my stomach tied itself in a gigantic knot

[@youtub-fj8mu]

The Knot?

[@AnalWave]

Oh dear.

[@dustmemories9937]

Lyrics?

[@scum1979]

oh 😁😁😁😁

[@crieverytim]

Mood

[@ianmurray9285]

The Aristocrats

[@jasonhammond871]

holy fuck

[@redh4ze59]

Bleach.......... I NEEEEED IT

[@Goatsee]

Consoom and Coom

[@timk6181]

It's like I'm milking a little cow 🐮 - this is meant to be funny right? RIGHT?!

[@connorbennett4210]

Butters wrote this

[@Ajax8001]

Read the whole book. Fuckin glorious.

[@TeaDrinker3000]

DungeonMaster what book?

[@youtub-fj8mu]

what book

[@yggptt839]

@@youtub-fj8mu M. Gira - The Consumer

[@youtub-fj8mu]

@@yggptt839 thanks

[@youtub-fj8mu]

Wait I replied this????? Wtf this is my first time listening to it

[@cecejadess]

This feels like a Larry Clark movie

[@ferdinandbardamu.]

Those first two minutes
Wow literally me

[@marcellixxx]

😂 my favorite story lolol 🤣

[@Dokdamien]

aww :D is it Giras own lyrics
?

[@LucasSouza-dc1jd]

MT bom mano, parabéns ae

[@al3xi4S2]

Qq vc ta fazendo aqui

[@5pmt-rm9js]

​@@al3xi4S2e você?

[@al3xi4S2]

@@5pmt-rm9js q-p’

[@cyrus2857]

jesus christ

[@winneythephoo]

Im too stupid to see if there is any deep meaning behind this or if this is just nothing but depravity from his mind.

[@anonymouzzz4307]

Both

[@dynamite32411]

parabéns ae mano, mt foda

[@nihil1517]

KKKKKKK um br

[@al3xi4S2]

Kkkkkkkk carniceiro

[@5pmt-rm9js]

ksksksksks

[@lukioos4862]

Curti

[@freakingjames1820]

>Lukioos

[@pedroadpb]

bro

[@vars666]

do you have the book. ? then we can talk more

[@rizalachmadfauzi2180]

Too close to home

[@RowdyASMR73]

Reminds me of the tale of scrotie mcboogerballs 🤣

[@al3xi4S2]

Alguem conhece mais livros assim? Num pique mais "entrando na cabeça de um maluco" kkk

[@Hygienist-]

Clever way to promote the record, but this should be equally true of just about any noise or ambient release that doesn't include vocals that would get in the way of Gira's narration. It's a neat trick, but I don't quite understand the upvotes.

[@themidnight8749]

Bars ngl

[@slipperypeter6249]

“What is this?” Planet earth

[@HenTyler316]

Is this a plot to a horrible hentai?

[@mykneecapshurt]

more like, the best hentai...

[@DrOrr]

Mike Cottrell theme song

[@iminsideyourwalls544]

10:56 he said doodie 😂

[@JadenSalads]

The aristocrats!

[@Laevateinn98]

bruh

[@ricokoreanpoet8199]

LMFAO

[@tylersharkey4727]

I don't get it

[@katherinetheeoracle2245]

cptsd asmr

[@zirtapot57]

Edgy

[@TheCSJones]

+zirtapot57 Avatar checks out.

[@Sighbot]

Edgy before edgy was a thing.

[@afterceasetoexist]

Quite

[@xevilgothgirlx]

offputting and poetically sickening. i got here because of lydia lunch, but this is very interesting and viscerally gross in its own right. really paints a disturbing picture of abuse and self-hatred. painful to listen to.

[@jamesi4434]

So edgy.

[@ccmesich]

i thought this was michael cera and this would be some amazing shitpost but its not and im out

[@ccmesich]

actually nevermind this is definitely a shitpost

[@highlifespearflower2701]

why bro