Who Should I Vote For? - an unhelpful guide

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
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Комментарии • 57

  • @jjcc8379
    @jjcc8379 3 месяца назад +132

    I welcome the cube, but I encourage it to rotate further.

  • @FLIXXE
    @FLIXXE 3 месяца назад +114

    Came for the thumbnail, stayed for the 3 stomachs.

    • @awesomeii8346
      @awesomeii8346 3 месяца назад

      OVER three stomachs! A change for the better

  • @nmeister007
    @nmeister007 3 месяца назад +89

    Keith's the [UNDEFINED] for the job. He has experience rotating the pain cube, which means he alone can rotate the economy dodecahedron in a sensible manner, in a responsible manner, in a manner that will preserve opportunities for British families and constituent polycules on the islands of Guernsey and Jersey.

  • @Garbageman28
    @Garbageman28 3 месяца назад +54

    “Lukewarm bread is my friend” day later and he legit says his favourite meal is “a sandwich”.

    • @ScrapHeap69
      @ScrapHeap69  3 месяца назад +28

      @@Garbageman28 I legit wrote this and then the quote came out while I was editing. Divine providence

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 2 месяца назад +1

      ​​@@ScrapHeap69truly God was a big fan of your video and wanted to do a funny

  • @petershillito
    @petershillito 3 месяца назад +65

    I'm trying to figure out why midi pumped up kicks felt so appropriate for edmund davidiby

    • @aidenstanley7305
      @aidenstanley7305 3 месяца назад +6

      it's something that isn't meant to be very fun with a bit of joy thrown in

  • @cariad561
    @cariad561 3 месяца назад +76

    The title lied, this was very helpful

    • @ScrapHeap69
      @ScrapHeap69  3 месяца назад +21

      @@cariad561 ah damn, I'm sorry for spreading misinformation 😆

    • @kaanyasin3733
      @kaanyasin3733 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ScrapHeap69 misinformation is fun tho

  • @loadeddice4696
    @loadeddice4696 3 месяца назад +30

    Voted Lib Dem because the prospect of them potentially taking second and forcing the tories into third is going to be so fucking funny if it happens. I live in hope.

  • @thrownstair
    @thrownstair 3 месяца назад +12

    I'm very glad the Green Party won where I live, hopefully this will mean we can research the technology needed to advance to the Castle Age

    • @ScrapHeap69
      @ScrapHeap69  3 месяца назад +7

      @@thrownstair entering the cheat code that makes a tank spawn in Bristol Central

  • @pyro_real2007
    @pyro_real2007 3 месяца назад +8

    please make more alternate history like this, it’s so interesting seeing a world where the uk wasn’t abolished

  • @7takes
    @7takes 3 месяца назад +27

    the moon being "woke and gay" sent me 😭

  • @FakeSchrodingersCat
    @FakeSchrodingersCat 3 месяца назад +10

    It is amazing how accurate the description of the Lib Dem campaign was. I don't think any other outlet has been more accurate.

  • @TaylorDaleWright
    @TaylorDaleWright 3 месяца назад +18

    I'm moving to the UK at the end of the month so this guide has been incredibly helpful, thank you!

    • @Rassalcon
      @Rassalcon 3 месяца назад +2

      You poor soul... leave it at home so it doesn't get tainted. Souls don't last a week here

  • @I_cant_think_of_a_name2
    @I_cant_think_of_a_name2 3 месяца назад +12

    this needs to go viral immediately

  • @soualexander6532
    @soualexander6532 3 месяца назад +31

    Finally, some genuine political education on this platform!

  • @sabulartemmie344
    @sabulartemmie344 3 месяца назад +37

    gosh, what a terrifying picture youve painted! its a good thing the united kingdom doesnt really exist

  • @poundlandvodka
    @poundlandvodka 2 месяца назад +1

    Werner Herzog pioneered the concept of "ecstatic truth", which bypasses facts entirely to represent the true heart of something. This is that, to me.

    • @ScrapHeap69
      @ScrapHeap69  2 месяца назад +1

      @poundlandvodka hell yeah I didn't know that term but that's very metal

  • @Ozzie-AGoatNamedOzzie
    @Ozzie-AGoatNamedOzzie 3 месяца назад +5

    My mother seems to really look up to Keith spleith, I think it may be because his father was the tools developer.

  • @waluigistacostandemployee
    @waluigistacostandemployee 3 месяца назад +10

    It's such a shame that [CANDIDATE] lost in [CONSTITUENCY], Britain is bloody broken bloody bloody arse footy bloody

    • @geojoco8434
      @geojoco8434 3 месяца назад

      kid named [ORGAN]

    • @dominicchallis2928
      @dominicchallis2928 3 месяца назад

      [PARTY] only won [PERCENT] of the vote and [NUMBER] of seats whereas [PARTY] won [BIGGER PERCENT] of the vote and only [SMALLER BUT DESERVED NUMBER] of seats. This highlights how [VOTING SYSTEM WE ALL KNEW ABOUT AND VOTED IN ACCORDANCE WITH] is broken, I surely hope [WANKER] will cause a stir in Parliament and hold [PARTY] to account on [MEANINGLESS BULLSHIT]. Britain is bloody broken bloody Sodbury bloody hell bloody chicken town, Lincolnshire.

  • @vinnyethanol
    @vinnyethanol 3 месяца назад +7

    Breesh politics, but in throttle of Cruelty Squad

  • @isthisthingoH_NO
    @isthisthingoH_NO 3 месяца назад +3

    The new David firth

  • @archvaldor
    @archvaldor 3 месяца назад +8

    Why does this make more sense thah any of the drivel political coverage in the last month....even though it is supposed to be nonsense?

  • @VanAleph
    @VanAleph 3 месяца назад +8

    1:12 Wiesbaden Mentioned!

  • @bulbman256
    @bulbman256 3 месяца назад +1

    This feels like the spiritual sequel to Why you should never vote: an explainer by Jon Bois and I'm all for it.

  • @DerbyshireBangers
    @DerbyshireBangers 3 месяца назад +4

    True be that favourite flavour is oxygen

  • @duolingo0552
    @duolingo0552 3 месяца назад +3

    This is a masterpiece

  • @1nown
    @1nown 3 месяца назад +2

    keith 'saladfingers' starmer

  • @Manicus-gx7de
    @Manicus-gx7de 3 месяца назад

    the greens are a theoretical concept was what got me

  • @festivalpirate
    @festivalpirate 3 месяца назад

    Why are these all so accurate? No lies found

  • @Dogtor_Orsum
    @Dogtor_Orsum 3 месяца назад +1

    thanks for the info, i should go vote

  • @ademolad7215
    @ademolad7215 3 месяца назад +3

    Thank you! Very informative!

  • @thomasedwards9450
    @thomasedwards9450 3 месяца назад +2

    Legalise the drinking of orphan blood (because the moon is “woke and gay”) actually had me dying 😂

  • @rosiaevans6747
    @rosiaevans6747 3 месяца назад +3

    All of this is true

  • @ChartreuseDan
    @ChartreuseDan 3 месяца назад +1

    All 100% accurate

  • @RoamingAdhocrat
    @RoamingAdhocrat 3 месяца назад +1

    factually accurate

  • @zyavoosvawleilte1308
    @zyavoosvawleilte1308 3 месяца назад +1

    Is this election coverage from Scarfolk?

  • @C0mplexity0
    @C0mplexity0 3 месяца назад

    poor orphans

  • @branislavhamborsky5535
    @branislavhamborsky5535 3 месяца назад

    This is too good to have this few views.

  • @breadfella
    @breadfella 3 месяца назад +2

    incredibly informative. I only wish you'd included the nationalist parties too

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 3 месяца назад

      The SNP are a bunch of out of touch lunatics obsessed with pushing Brexit 2.0 that have somehow still got more competent policies than the two major parties.
      Plaid Cymru are a mysterious force that causes the disappearances of around 150 hikers every year in British national parks.
      The Democratic Unionist party boldly stands for being literally the shittest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
      Sinn Fein were not available for comment, as they are protesting the entire concept of the 3rd dimension due to its occupation by the British.
      No one has ever heard of the SDLP.
      Alba combines the charm of Nigel Farage with the sophistication of Keir Starmer and the common sense policy of Rishi Sunak.
      The Worker's Party of Britain is literally just an arm of the Kremlin which is apparently a thing you're allowed to do in geopolitics.

  • @migsmoo
    @migsmoo 3 месяца назад +4

    hm. not very helpful. polls just “closed”

  • @nogoods3511
    @nogoods3511 3 месяца назад +1

    👍😂💪

  • @KINKObun
    @KINKObun 3 месяца назад +5

    i will ask to use rish$$.mp3s time machine to go back to the time of the open polls