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[@TheiTzCynical]

ALIENS: "Humans are a peaceful and diplomatic race."
HUMANS: "And I took that personally."

[@starchildofthesun]

"I wouldn't expect a peaceful species like yours to understand warfare"
human general: Peaceful?

[@KuDastardly]

200k dead? Bro, those are rookie numbers.

[@snidecommenter7117]

Yeah. So many individual battles eclipse that. Stalingrad, Leningrad, the Somme, Verdun...

[@wastedviking6280]

Spoken like a true Canadian.

[@PlayingWithFireOutdoors]

@@wastedviking6280 We abide by the Geneva Checklist, remember it's not a warcrime the first time.

[@colleens1107]

lol, like we had BATTLES with that kind of casualties

[@PlayingWithFireOutdoors]

Praise the lord, and pass the ammunition.

[@gregdal8459]

Aggression index was right, what they didn't have is a threat index. Humans were not aggressive, they were just extremely dangerous.

[@diaperjoeisaped1723]

Most humans prefer to live peaceful lives. A few see that as weakness. That is their fatal flaw.

[@biscuitninja]

' One ambassador remarked; When humans smile, they bear their teeth, in normal cultures, this is a sign of naked aggression. For the humans, it is a sign of happiness. One does not know if they are happy to be aggressive or if they are happy in general... It is best not to find out if they are happy to be aggressive."

[@SolidMetal8718]

*Geneva convention?*
*More like Geneva suggestions*

[@Kíng_of_Terran]

Geneva suggestions?
More like Geneva checklist

[@mistbooster]

i wonder if this was the 4th or 5th channel i have seen recycle this same story. They need to start renaming the story telling channels to things like "recycling hfy", "Bottom of the barrel", "Same story but deeper voice sci-fi", "scraping it", "AI dislexia retold like never before" etc. etc.

[@leonidas0242]

😂

[@demonmysterykid3343]

Ok

[@ch4p3l98]

I bet they even mispronounce all the same words

[@joemartin6078]

they all use the same website and grabbed the more recent stories.

[@stevestreeffrealtor5507]

I figure it’s all mostly AI bullshit, I listen to help me fall asleep, lol, probably not a good endorsement.

[@subninja8069]

Honestly they would have just needed to take a look at our video games to understand what would actually happen

[@ThatGuyFromThatOneApp]

walk softly and carry a big stick

[@live2dream1966]

Would someone please tell the AI that ... are not words.

[@Tepcafna]

Took me a while to figure out those "dot dot dot". I guess I'm not used to listening to AI yet :)

[@TheRandyWanker]

AI sucks

[@SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so]

VENI VIDI VICI.

[@ExcretumTaurum]

Dot dot dot
Dot dot dot
Dot dot dot
. . .

[@wontergeyn2440]

That was painful actually

[@subninja8069]

I mean on the original level yeah it's probably accurate however threaten our friends and family then it's definitely the highest level of all

[@lastclothgaming]

Sent 5 ships to assist in a losing battle.. We're past that talkin' stuff the suits do.

[@davidnewland2461]

The stories are pretty much the same the galactic council in an attempt to pound some body into submission, the humans surprise with a matchless small fleet, that has weapons more powerful than expected, out of nowhere humans come up with weaponry never seen any where in the known universe.

[@khanjames-k4m]

Dot dot dot

[@VMX1.]

If, we as a species, were only so honorable.

[@darrekworkman5595]

We never do seem to learn as a species do we.

[@diaperjoeisaped1723]

The problem is with a few low I.Q. substandard races. Don't try to blame everyone. P.S.: You may be one of those who shows aggression instead of diplomacy. That will be your downfall.

[@stillrookie]

dot dot dot dot

[@kirkdarling4120]

Too many human metaphors and cliches to be the minds of an aliens.

[@sealevel51]

What are " alien " metaphors and mannerisms?

[@wastedviking6280]

Make ur own