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We do absolutely do stupid shit for fun because well it's fun 😂

agressive blinking 🤣

Anyone got that thumbnail image cause I need a better look at the chest piece for design

Where's my Willy Pete?? (white phosphorus)

Jones Mark Clark Joseph Smith Deborah

The "Draxians" sure seem to love those "drag scenes"...

We are not those who run, *WE ARE THOSE WHO CHASE!*

Martin Frank Miller Edward Taylor Nancy

"Finally, a xenos worth killing!" - humans, probably.

retread of other Ai stories. f. off

Rodeo clowns are utterly insane.

The juxtaposition of the old film stock effect with AI images... is just bad.

alright. That's a unique take on FTL-like travel. It would be good to know more about this universe. I mean, there's hyperspace, subspace, warp9, jumpgates. This is a little different.

I really like the idea of earths gravity being abnormally high... so often aliens are superior to humans physically, this is a nice change.

"Afte tearing up the rules of engagement they could have sworn they heard a chrous singing "Oh canada...."

The length of the anti-fire breathing PSA at the end? Chef's kiss. I won't breathe fire NOW, that's for damn skippy!

The way this battle went kinda reminds me of the way William the conqueror conquered england

' One ambassador remarked; When humans smile, they bear their teeth, in normal cultures, this is a sign of naked aggression. For the humans, it is a sign of happiness. One does not know if they are happy to be aggressive or if they are happy in general... It is best not to find out if they are happy to be aggressive."

"And no we don't know why they keep coming to the meetings" Bro, you're forced to read out "Fuck off you xeno scum, you don't deserve to know the name of our people or empire" every time you address the human dignitaries to get acknowledged. That would never stop being funny, and I'm sure "delegate to the council" is one of the most sought after jobs in human history just to hear that phrase.

Three things you don't do when you start a war with Americans/humans: 1: You don't fuck with our ships/boats. 2: You don't kill the officer on the battlefield. 3: You never, EVER give us permission to commit war crimes.

Humans: "You don't seem to understand. These rules of engagement are for your protection, not ours."

I'm pretty sure that it's actually spelled "Nkoloso".

Alien: "no holds war" Humans: "okay your funeral"

The story of Marsthon is incorrectly told here, but aside, it's interesting to think how aliens would react to our cultures.

AI was garbage in the middle

It sounds like a good story, but you have to do something about that reader, like pacing.

Walker Melissa Wilson Jennifer Davis Elizabeth

funny like it

13:10 poor guys picked the wrong dialogue choices

Arnulfo Island

"Seemingly out of spite" *does reckless sh!t that damages a successful war fleet to an extent they might as well have been the weakest creatures in the galaxy* yeah, that sounds about right. Spite is one of humanity's great motivations.

Gonzalez Charles Hall Helen Anderson Susan

No, we're quarantined because we are nuts,violent,animalistic, and we love it. Hail to the king baby.

I love how the AI misnames the enemy as "Rawskill" from time to time xD

I honestly thought this was going to end with the copied minds hacking the simulation and getting out/alerting the planet.

❤ it

Honestly they would have just needed to take a look at our video games to understand what would actually happen

I mean on the original level yeah it's probably accurate however threaten our friends and family then it's definitely the highest level of all

Story was written like someone who just started swearing

Mercy? Yeah........Nah...................... They wouldn't have gotten a calorie.

space otters i love it. please more otter stories. this is a very nice change to what has been comming out lately

HFY Universal Tales , You're the best! I just had to subscribe!

cool story

Way too much swearing. Takes away from the tone of the story. Very distracting.

cool story

This was great fun 😂

Acceptable my ass

I thought fire breathers use cinnamon

Stupid story mate - you destroyed earth so why should i give a fuck!

Inner planetary or interplanetary?