Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-9-24 | Bill Burr
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- Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
- Bill rambles about the Bruins, Snoop at the Hollywood Bowl, and Lee Majors.
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00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
34:31 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback
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Where were you during Tom Brady’s roast YOU WERE BORN FOR THAT
He's too far up Brady's arse to roast him.......😂
He was doing a little performance at the Hollywood Bowl at the time. 🙂
My thoughts immediately
4 real! 🤣🤣🤣
I was just saying that he should have been there. Ax the hitler presentation and add ol billy ballsac and it woulda been a 10/10
Have a good afternoon all y’all fellow Burr fans
Nobody can fill up an hour better than old Billy freckles. Even when there’s no point, it’s always hilarious and entertaining.
Go Billy go Billy go
The sheep that gives us steel wool has no natural enemies.
Puns don't usually get me, but Nia killed me with that Sauerkraut drop
NiNi out 😂
Trying to work out listening to you and Nia is impossible. Too hilarious - thanks a lot.
Ohhhhhhhhh
Jeeeeeezuuuuussssssss
"up against arnold , gotta bring the veins out... hims"
You change people's lives for the better, Bill. Much love from Ukraine!
Hey Billy RedSox Ball Bag! This one made my day ! Thanks ya C munt , enjoy your day
😂😂 he’s gonna read the newspaper with ya😂😂😂😂
Bill Burr should have been on the deus, at the Tom Brady (football player) roast (by Netflix), at the Kia (Great Western) Forum. Just sayin'.
You're a drug dealer no I'm not I'm a medical provider. Lmao
The fruit flies lay eggs in the fruit when it's in the field then the eggs gestate in your house.
Man sour-kraut was absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Been a while listening to the pod haven't heard basketball talk from Billy in a while great Thursday afternooooooon
Swiped to my Facebook after listening to this and was bombarded with Six Million Dollar Man dvd ads.
I would listen to an entire hour of Bill just doing ad reads. Fuggin Legend🙌
Sour kraut...yessss.. she topped ya Bill...lol classic
Bill..you should do more podcasts like this with your wife...it's like johnny and ed... classic.. 😊
Johnny as in carson
🎶Sciatica!🤘🏽🔥
I just bought tickets to see Bill in Nashville on the 17th :)
Why weren’t you on the Brady Roast??? I just knew you’d be there!
Yay Bill!❤
"Simon & Simon". That's the next one they should do.
Boston loves ya, Billy! Anybody take issue with that, send em my way and I'll... I'll cool their soup!
I was watching the Julian Edelman podcast which had drew Bledsoe on it and Drew said he played golf with Bill. He also said Bill did not have the temperament to play golf. I wonder if Bill agrees with that!
Loved you in Unfrosted~! Can't wait to see you live someday~!
Bill, the home ice thing is b/c a team is "expected" to win at home, especially in the playoffs with their fans going batshit fucking crazy.
I was waiting for you to come out at the tom brady roast youre way bigger than the other comics on that. How tf did schulz get on there…
"Sour kraut" was fkn gold
Ol Billy "Captain Cold" Burr, there.
Well guess what Bill? Once upon a time, my parents were alive and now they're dead and they died a month apart during 2020, and they were both pretty resilient up until that point... Yes, I blame conald, and yes, I get pretty heated about that. So sorry for everybody that lost somebody getting a little bit edgy about it. I'm really sorry that bothers you. 😐
Feel better Ol' Feels Bill!
Ol Billy no roast!
Panthers fan here, here we come Boston 😂🐆🫡
@ 1:31:52 "WHO's YA SUPAH ?!?!" NIA's SECOND FUNNIEST LINE . EVAH.
Bill, it's simple math when you steal away games. This is your second biggest weakness as a hockey fan.
Sour (Sauer ) Kraut. Well played, Nia!
Lol that bedtime story line was comedy as fukkkk
I agree he should of ben at the roast of Tom Brady Boston showed up
Which bit is the full guy Lee Majors bit?
Ol Billy Beer Nuts ! * crisp high five * from Boston big guy
“You’re a fucking drug dealer! no I’m not I am a medical provider” I wish I could make that my ringtone. I’m an NP and the word provider is used for either MD or NP, sometimes PA. I think it’s stupid and confusing too. My theory is that MD’s got a real hard-on over their title being used in the same sentence with any of us lowly peasants 😅
Trinity Bill.. God, Jesus,Holy Spirit.. 3 in one.. They don't fight over who is best
Its like Kraft, Belicheck and Brady...that is how he can understand
"My fuckin, lovely, wife..." i felt that😅
"gonna sit down and readin' the paper with ya , hes gonna give ya the news ....."
In Billy we love you!
Ol' billy whirly bird out there buzzin' ya house dude doh jeeeeesus
Guy Boston got damn whooped!
1:42:00 Bill had rightly predicted the future in 2016!
Nia is such a treasure
Billy come back to Scotland please !! 🦕
"Anyone who talks about Biden or Trump right now is stupid." Yeesh, they're getting to him. I mean, it is an election year and one of the candidates tried to throw a coups before leaving office last time.
@alanfike Spoken like a true idiot who is most likely living off the government or barely making the minimum national average, Why don’t you try backing up your statements with any type of evidence!
Taking home ice just means that you only have to win all your home games to win the series.
Boston won game 1 on the road and now only has to win their home games to win the series.
anyone know the instrumental played between today and then podcasts?
54:00 More Right!!! LOL!!!!
Make Them in OUR IMAGE ;- }
Whats the email to write in to le podcast?
that hims ad read was hard as fuck 😂
1:10:23 I can't find the movie Bill is talking about here. Can anyone help me find out?
@3:39 The old right there Fred...Billy must be really sick to forget about that 😢
rip steve albini
Go Bees
Go Bruins...
Ol Billy's movie didn't do numbers so he go tha cold sholdaaaaa!
@ 1:16:25 NIA's FUNNIEST MOMENT IN \PODCAST HISTORY. EVAH
8:00 Me, Myself and Irene!
Hes gonna come off the bench and see you in a different way.
I agree with Bill about the Yankees Red Sox rivalry. It really isn’t there anymore. The hated team is the Astros. And right now the Yankees are looking up at the Orioles. Those are the teams they most wanted to beat right now. 2004 put an end to all that nonsense as far as I’m concerned. And like Bill said, the Red Sox have 13 more championships since then. I’ve seen all the Yankee championships 1977. But I also watched the choke in 1981, among others. I expected them to win in 2001. But unfortunately, it didn’t happen.
HEY BILLY "NON"-BREWSKI HOW WHA Y'ALL 😉👊🏽
It's been too long since I got enjoy Bill burrs podcast. Could you imaging Bill burr as a twitch streamer?
He would quit halfway through the first stream. People in the chat would piss him off way too much
@@zoomzoom670 You are EXACTLY RIGHT!
What happened to my Devils ?? Glad i saw my favourite player Scotty Gomez beat the stars early noughties, excited about my Seahawks under new coaches and Murphy II .... HATE the Rangers due to the fact they are our arch rivals in Scottish football (soccer) , being a lifelong Glasgow Celtic fan ,and they are the Devils arch rivals, my aunt moved to Paterson (sic) NJ in the 50s from the midlands, England hence my love since the early 90s from over here.... And bring back the Sonics
😉💯👊🏽
Somebody gonna tell him springtime and summer 'colds' are just allergies? Hay fever from tree sexism and rampant pollen?
Hi use some real ginger in hot water and honey for your cold and some vicks
real ginga for a real ginga
Oh hey it's the Monday morning podcast. I sure hope Billy Barbecue sauce doesn't talk about the Celtics again.
Bill why don’t you start a separate podcast dedicated to sports
Seth Rogan and Snoop Dog? It must've been hazy in there
Bill your pasty, melatoninless body needs a vitamin D supplement, it will help prevent you from catching colds so often. It worked for me.
Those pills are also needed if you party, pretty much all great party drugs from booze to coke to ecstasy all fuck with your mojo
Just sports commentary
Bahhh i fought in Korea 🇰🇷 👴
What happened with the anything better podcast?
apparently there was something betta ?
@@ralphwiggum240 yes that’s obvious but I want details. Otherwise I would’ve never asked the question.
Think of Christianity like this, your coach, QB and owner are all the same person.
Right on with the death comes in 3’s commentary - that’s always bugged the shit out of me.
I forgot why I stopped listening to Bill. I remember, now.
God is Jesus Billy
snoop killed a guy - for real
I bet he’s ill right now the little melt
Taking 2 at home.... All players juiced up with frigging steroids... kangaroo testosterone to totally bruise the Panthers players...PURPLE!
Last years B's playoffs was soooooo disappointing! I was gutted. this year was fun but they overachieved. maybe next year with cap space to get better.
God is one and yet exists in three persons; Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. This is the doctrine of the Trinity. Each person of the Godhead (Trinity) is co-equal with the other and all together exist as the one true living God. Jesus is Lord but the Father and Holy Spirit are no less Lord than Jesus. Each person of the Trinity is God and has unique roles in redemptive history.
Ol gaslighting Nia
Billy B. Askin' about THE LORD. Jesus said if You have seen Me You have seen The Father. So think of it like this You have Your Body (Jesus)You have Your Soul (God) You have Your Spirit (Intellect) Holy Spirit. See Three in One. Jesus is god is the holy Spirit Your Boby Your Soul Your Spirit.
First
One of the greatest comedians of all time but like most Boston fans he has just terrible sports takes. I still can’t get over the one podcast him giving Bill the credit for the Seahawks throwing from the 1 yard line. That was just brutal to listen to
Yes, God is loving. God is the Creator of the Universe, Cosmos, the Earth. Jesus Christ is the Son of the Father, Jesus Christ was in the First, he is the Savior of this fallen world. That's why the Bible starts in the garden and jumps right to the Fall of Man because that's why we need a Savior. Many Christians think Jesus is God, due to some interpretations of Paul's writings in the New Testament. But Jesus Christ himself said many times in different ways that there is a distinction between Jesus and God. Jesus said that God is the only One who is Good (he said this after a follower praised him for being so good). Jesus also prayed to the Father (God) and asked him to remove the weight of the Cross if it were God's Will, and said "but nonetheless your Will be done," which indicates that there's a distinction there. I'm a huge fan, I've been a fan for a decade since I was 16. I'm Catholic but also not the strict type but like the woo-woo gay-friendly hindu-dating yogi typa no-commitments besides to the objective God I wholeheartedly love and devote my life to. By the way you're my favorite comedian ever since I first saw you on Netflix. I one time missed your Vancouver, BC show because I got turned around at the border for having a questionable criminal history with a friend who had unpaid parking tickets.
He's ill again? Old Billy weak.
toooo many covid boosters lolz
Bill is sick......again