WarHams Episode 1 - Meat Place Alpha

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
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  • @D3LTA48
    @D3LTA48 3 года назад +204

    OnCallGm: Introduces child character to display the heinous acts they are committing against the ratling mayor.
    Party: "This is now our child"
    Yep, its a regular tabletop rpg.

  • @thetuerk
    @thetuerk 4 года назад +423

    What's most amazing the gm's ability to roll with the players antics, but also progress the plot when needed

    • @thetuerk
      @thetuerk 4 года назад +22

      The supreme god himself has blessed me

    • @ShermTank7272
      @ShermTank7272 4 года назад +12

      That is a sign of a good GM

    • @McDonaldWilliamT
      @McDonaldWilliamT 3 года назад +12

      @@ShermTank7272 Indeed, the best GM's are equal parts referee and adaptational method actor. Takes a lot of time and practice to get on the level of the likes of Thurston or Matt Mercer or their contemporaries, but it's a worthwhile endeavor.

    • @Kaza_Novik
      @Kaza_Novik 3 года назад +2

      It doesn't surprise me to much since he works with paizo.

  • @a.t.t.g8359
    @a.t.t.g8359 4 года назад +3240

    The Ordo Draigo has finally delivered the Hams

    • @hamsprovided9936
      @hamsprovided9936 4 года назад +253

      WE ARE WORKING WITH ORDO OMELETUS TO BRING HAMS AND CHAIRS TO ALL BEARDS IN IMPERIUM!

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 года назад +136

      HAM FOR THE HAM THRONE

    • @Taistelukalkkuna
      @Taistelukalkkuna 4 года назад +79

      Ordo Turkey and Turkeys of Battle present!
      *Whips out flamethrower*
      Smoked ham and turkey anyone?

    • @abimanyuputra5185
      @abimanyuputra5185 4 года назад +45

      BACONS FOR BACON GOD!!!!!!

    • @Vexin980
      @Vexin980 4 года назад +56

      @@hamsprovided9936 Are these beards made of *TINY MEN* as well?

  • @NumbingDisasterAnon
    @NumbingDisasterAnon 4 года назад +1455

    “Debt Collector”....”Punitive Damages”...”Lt Ransom”
    I wonder if there’s a theme going on

    • @XarathDominion
      @XarathDominion 4 года назад +55

      naah, you're just crazy.

    • @melecaogaming1567
      @melecaogaming1567 4 года назад +89

      I mean, he's a rogue trader. That theme is kinda their *thing*

    • @fuuryuuSKK
      @fuuryuuSKK 4 года назад +18

      I wonder if they are part of Granum Corp?

    • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
      @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety 4 года назад +81

      Can't wait for their next NPC to be Interest.
      "You will leave payment... *with Interest* "

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 4 года назад +41

      Their next servitor is going to be named “IRS”

  • @JimmyBe3
    @JimmyBe3 4 года назад +1880

    "I'VE BEEN SHOT"
    Perfect.

  • @BrucetheMantis
    @BrucetheMantis 4 года назад +1523

    1:46:46
    "Ok fine, I wont give the child cancer in the funny RPG!"
    I hope this segment gets animated

    • @concretephill8509
      @concretephill8509 4 года назад +27

      I hope the DM stops censoring the decisions of the players. It's buzzkill and cringe

    • @draconicworkshop5679
      @draconicworkshop5679 4 года назад +135

      ConcretePhill it might seem that way, but I DM for dungeons and dragons, and sometimes you just have to say no.

    • @FirstDayson
      @FirstDayson 4 года назад +90

      @@concretephill8509 imagine going full karen over a ttrpg you're not even a part of

    • @doombybbr
      @doombybbr 4 года назад +71

      I hope the 1:00:00 interrogation gets animated."LISTEN HERE YOU 16-PIECE CHICKEN MCNOBODY I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TURKEY BASTING GLUTTONY - I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE GOD-DAMN TECHPRIEST IS GONE!"

    • @BurningFyre
      @BurningFyre 4 года назад +58

      @@concretephill8509 you gotta keep the party on track when its this kind of setting. They cant spend two hours bickering when the stream is 2 1/2 hours

  • @TalsarGeldon
    @TalsarGeldon 4 года назад +1203

    "16 piece chicken mc-nobody"
    That was a great line.

    • @scribejackhammar
      @scribejackhammar 4 года назад +32

      For me it was 'Luddite Elecrosists'

    • @schmendrake
      @schmendrake 4 года назад +60

      It's from space ghost coast to coast.
      Birdman: You're supposed to be in jail...
      Space Ghost: and you're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six piece chicken mcnobody

    • @viyhexe131
      @viyhexe131 4 года назад +10

      That whole tirade had me in tears!

    • @doombybbr
      @doombybbr 4 года назад +65

      "LISTEN HERE YOU 16-PIECE CHICKEN MCNOBODY I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TURKEY BASTING GLUTTONY - I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE GOD-DAMN TECHPRIEST IS GONE! AND YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME OR BY THE MOTIVE FORCE I WILL HAVE YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE HONEST COMMUNITY OF LUDDITE ELECTROLISTS *PURGED FROM MEMORY*!!!!"
      "Can I roll to vibe check the hell out of Braine?"

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 4 года назад +2

      @@doombybbr electrolists is a strange word.
      I listened twice woop.

  • @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
    @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda 4 года назад +538

    This is what Kaldor Drago meant when he said he'll provide the hams.

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 года назад +16

      ORDO DRAIGO REPRESENT!

    • @azariahkyras7736
      @azariahkyras7736 4 года назад +8

      We'll see what the Inquisition has to say about this...
      *Pulls out holy text
      *IT SAYS YOU'RE A HERETIC!*

  • @syvarris467
    @syvarris467 4 года назад +449

    Today on "The Imperium of Man Invades the Shire"

    • @bodenking
      @bodenking 4 года назад +40

      I’ve described this arc to my friends as the forces of Sauron invade the Shire and they’re the protagonists

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 4 года назад +24

      The Techpriest Chokeslams the mayor through his dinner table, a Psyker with ONE fellowship manages to get more coherent ideas of what's going on through a dumbass child (who is baby) than from the currently sobbing and stuffing his fat gob mayor. And more!

  • @adeptusexodian2774
    @adeptusexodian2774 4 года назад +2501

    "the big hug order was issued by Corvus Corax"
    yeah think I know what's the false info

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 года назад +135

      The Codex Familiaris doesn't exist

    • @Godzilla-mq5zv
      @Godzilla-mq5zv 4 года назад +262

      Who knows, maybe Vulkan is rubbing off on him?

    • @blazingreaperx1394
      @blazingreaperx1394 4 года назад +136

      @@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 and so is this 'Ordo', and I wouldn't put it pass Vulkan to create a Codex like the one his brother did and enforce it.

    • @MrRuano825
      @MrRuano825 4 года назад +81

      Guilliman has the Codex Astartes, Corax had been writing thus in between episodes of angsting in that smartcar on Nocturne.

    • @alexwerges3766
      @alexwerges3766 4 года назад +88

      @vulkin of the salamanders VULKAN LIVES!

  • @medcen4955
    @medcen4955 4 года назад +367

    This is like Monty Python: Holy Grail meets 40k. How grand! But one problem with it: You need more gold colored stuff.

    • @KeishinB237
      @KeishinB237 4 года назад +20

      This far from Holy Terra, one can only hope for so much gold.

  • @LANSl0t
    @LANSl0t 4 года назад +132

    "You want to give the child your radioactive gun?"
    "Its only a little cancer"
    "Please do not cook the tater tot" "He's not using your cancer gun"
    "OK FINE I WONT GIVE THE CHILD CANCER IN THE FUNNY RPG"

  • @theemperormoth5089
    @theemperormoth5089 4 года назад +1205

    Child: ”I-it’s right this w-way to the Rumbly Tum Tum f-far-“
    Lorn: If you fucking say those words again I’ll make sure you don’t use your legs again, child...
    Zedek: Lorn it’s just a kid!
    Lorn: I don’t care he’s a threat to the shock value on my character sheet!
    Pi: Lorn, it’s a child! Do you know what that means!? It means it’s _stupid_ ... which means it can _learn_ . (Grabs child’s face) Listen to me: it is no longer the bumblynhly jliyD...FARM. It is now Meat Place Alpha. Call it Meat Place Alpha... (eyes go wide) and you can become just. like. MEEEEE.....
    1:12:40

    • @banebeard
      @banebeard 4 года назад +116

      Pi is by far the weirdest coghead ever and I hope he never changes

    • @rimjobsteve3264
      @rimjobsteve3264 4 года назад +23

      Meat place alpha

    • @TheBinarySon
      @TheBinarySon 4 года назад +28

      1:05:50
      "...The fuck did you just say...?!"

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 3 года назад +4

      @@banebeard no he is the most comical and has bein programed as such by the Hilaracanicum!

    • @jagnestormskull3178
      @jagnestormskull3178 3 года назад +4

      @@bibekjung7404 You are wrong... the one who will unite all the world's religions is...
      THE GREAT AND MIGHTY UR-025, SERVANT OF THE TRUE-ER OMNISSIAH!

  • @January_Silence
    @January_Silence 4 года назад +385

    I can just see it now, at some point in the future, a Tech-Priest named Brother Tater-Tot shall be in the personal retinue of a famed Battle Brother of the Imperial Fists, who goes by the Wall Name of "Boy," fabled to be the adopted son of Primarch Rogal Dorn himself.

    • @2ndlegend125
      @2ndlegend125 4 года назад +85

      1000 years after that it will be Grand Master of the Imperial Fists "Boy" battling the forces of Chaos along side Fabricator General "Tater-Tot".

    • @1943germany
      @1943germany 4 года назад +34

      Don't forget the ultra marine captain "Box"

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 3 года назад +14

      just reading this and the replies I think everyone would be willing to pause the main series just to have maybe a 3 ep mini with them both,1 for each era

    • @2ndlegend125
      @2ndlegend125 3 года назад +29

      @@updfdrakkell143
      Episode 1: Tater-tot and Boy meet for the first time in the Imperial palace. They talk about their respective father figures and dreams of the future.
      Episode 2: A young neophyte Imperial fist named Boy is deployed alongside rookie Tech-priest T83R-707 to kill some Xeno scum together.
      Episode 3: Captian of the Imperial Fists now known as Man and Arch-Magos T83R-707 join the reborn Emperor's Crusade against the forces of Chaos. They fight side by side in battle after battle.
      Episode 4: The Galaxy is now at peace as chaos has been purged, all the Xenos are either dead or working for the imperium and Chapter Master Man Dorn helps rebuild the imperium alongside long time friend and new Fabricator General T83R-707.

    • @updfdrakkell143
      @updfdrakkell143 3 года назад +10

      @@2ndlegend125 only change would be T8R-T0T/HG (HG for halfling glory. I just cant call them ratlings....). a addition would be T0T has a shard of his glory made into a dagger of some sort that he always carries and had added many to the fangs glory to the point it is a Holy weapon. Boy/Man has a weapon that Lord Adornable made with his own blood, sweat, and yes even tears because of how great young Boy/Man has become. And when both blades were forged, unknown to all but 2, each was blessed with a pure crystal tear that Big E made himself produce just for these two great men.. you can figure out the 2nd one.. Is it a lil sad I'm tearing up at the thought of all this...Why cant games workshop actually back this show instead of being.... well lets just insert everything people could say here lol

  • @archthegunner
    @archthegunner 4 года назад +2078

    Brother Tatter-Tot shall be accepted into the Omnisaiah's legion.

    • @melaniechapdelaine3692
      @melaniechapdelaine3692 4 года назад +69

      Hello tech priest 122123146171717839

    • @techpriest6252
      @techpriest6252 4 года назад +37

      Lets hope Brother

    • @david7522
      @david7522 4 года назад +38

      Will he be given long limbed augmetic legs on his deminuative body?

    • @banebeard
      @banebeard 4 года назад +49

      @@david7522 naw give him a cherubim antigrav unit, let him float around

    • @lordscrubugus9897
      @lordscrubugus9897 4 года назад +32

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  • @kaelibw34
    @kaelibw34 4 года назад +107

    I must say my favorite part is that slow realization about him being a chef. “I don’t care about the, wait...points”

  • @benjames8769
    @benjames8769 4 года назад +690

    By the Gods, an actual successful clap sync. I don't think I've ever heard this before... it's beautiful.

    • @silentjustin
      @silentjustin 4 года назад +34

      It was absolutely perfect. I never knew it was possible, but here it is, in all its glory.

    • @chosenofkhorne2951
      @chosenofkhorne2951 4 года назад +10

      Well we are going in an adventure

  • @mordredthedark4443
    @mordredthedark4443 4 года назад +97

    "WE cannot turn off our ears"
    "Well, I'm sorry for your loss"
    *proceeds to mess with the servitor*

  • @Lobito-shi
    @Lobito-shi 4 года назад +101

    26:03 the only thought that popped into my mind when the second-in-command started speaking was "I AM THE LAWN!"

  • @DocMadfox
    @DocMadfox 4 года назад +138

    "If there's anything particularly funny we'll animate it." Good luck animating the whole thing, this shit's hilarious.

  • @marcusalm7350
    @marcusalm7350 4 года назад +430

    Some kind of visual indication of what character is talking, like a highlight of the characters/GM portrait would make it a bit easier to understand what is going on during dialog 🤔

    • @eightywight
      @eightywight 4 года назад +16

      This.

    • @ZoranTheBear
      @ZoranTheBear 4 года назад +80

      We -did- have a solution to that. But due to Discord changing their UI for that, our original plan fell. And sadly it's nearly impossible to split each person's audio on a Twitch livestream over a voice call service. We'll find a solution, but we hope people will differentiate each player's voices soon enough.

    • @Blazo_Djurovic
      @Blazo_Djurovic 4 года назад +10

      @@ZoranTheBear The only "simple" solution would be for all participants to record their own tracks with audacity or something.

    • @Tiglath-Pileser3
      @Tiglath-Pileser3 4 года назад +13

      I had thought the same, and still encourage something like this. But with the size of the group, it wasn't long before I associated the voices with the characters. Though there was still some confusion when they spoke out of character.

    • @ZoranTheBear
      @ZoranTheBear 4 года назад +21

      @@Blazo_Djurovic We plan for the next vod to fix this issue. But sadly that isn't a solution for the stream itself. But we'll find a way! No worries.

  • @Gridlock1475
    @Gridlock1475 4 года назад +590

    Lady Noord "I don't want to tell them that"
    Mysterious figure (Jamaican accent) "Tell them"
    Lady Noord (Grits teeth) "When we meet we will partake in the mandatory Big hug ritual"
    Mysterious figure walking out of the shadows to show Vulkan "Excellent"

  • @tenacityxl
    @tenacityxl 4 года назад +629

    I can’t tell if Braine basically “adopting” Tatertot is wholesome, terrifying, wholesomely terrifying or terrifyingly wholesome.

    • @Vexin980
      @Vexin980 4 года назад +80

      Lord Adornable: *"Yes."*

    • @chuckellett8625
      @chuckellett8625 4 года назад +21

      *chanting* Tatertot, Tatertot

    • @imperialguardsman135
      @imperialguardsman135 4 года назад +13

      All of the above

    • @ImperialFister
      @ImperialFister 4 года назад +15

      Simply following in Lord Dadornable's lead

    • @nathancrowe9131
      @nathancrowe9131 4 года назад +22

      Is it any less terrifying then Rogal Dorn, a 12ft Metahuman with godlike strength and ability adopting the menial "boy"? And is more then likely considering him for the Imperial Fists?

  • @seanmaxmyla
    @seanmaxmyla 4 года назад +587

    I imagine the ratling child as a ratling version of Boy

    • @CordovanSplotchVT
      @CordovanSplotchVT 4 года назад +101

      The tiniest tech-priest.

    • @dragoon347
      @dragoon347 4 года назад +24

      upgraded from holding the vox mic

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 4 года назад +22

      "NO."

    • @seanmaxmyla
      @seanmaxmyla 4 года назад +4

      @@CordovanSplotchVT Indeed

    • @adamscully3966
      @adamscully3966 4 года назад +54

      Tatter tot and Boy becoming friends is something I need.

  • @natalie6811
    @natalie6811 4 года назад +516

    “There is one person who hasn’t moved...
    *The Child*”
    I literally blew water out of my nose as I was drinking it.

    • @OnCallGM
      @OnCallGM 4 года назад +98

      As the GM, I believe my face paled as I realized I would HAVE to go along with it...

    • @luishenriquereissantos5228
      @luishenriquereissantos5228 4 года назад +10

      i died playing video game because of that, that was awesome kkkkkk

    • @bodenking
      @bodenking 4 года назад +23

      Thurston Hillman It led to the most popular character, I’d call that a GMing win

    • @GritimoTheOdd
      @GritimoTheOdd 4 года назад +10

      1:45:18 For those looking for the scene

    • @MrReich1918
      @MrReich1918 3 года назад +2

      @@GritimoTheOdd you are a living saint thank you!

  • @mitchellmitting6678
    @mitchellmitting6678 4 года назад +94

    Zedek: Reasonable and frankly only normal one. Very inspirational and persuasive.
    Reeb: While also rather reasonable, medical obsessed and rather typical Xenos orientated interrogator memes
    Lorn: Obvious mad psyker with obsession with points and very dramatic
    Pi-Brain: Batshit Skitarii

    • @Genderspren
      @Genderspren 4 месяца назад

      Reeb and Zedek take turns holding the party's one braincell

  • @seanvizzini2064
    @seanvizzini2064 4 года назад +63

    “Like a tall person at a con, just shuffling along because no one knows how to walk.” I know that feel all too well...

  • @42herooftime50
    @42herooftime50 4 года назад +61

    The farmer came out of his home and saw his fields and fell to his knees. Screams of "MY CABBAGES" were heard in orbit

    • @oscarlove4394
      @oscarlove4394 11 месяцев назад

      he was promptly arrested for being an unsanctioned psyker, put on a black ship and later entombed in a shrine world where he would then spends the rest of his life broadcasting prayers to the emperor into everyone's minds. Until the secret chaos cult got so annoyed with him they poured sugar into his life-support system and all the blood in his veins was turned into cotton candy.

  • @Hex_the_Warlock
    @Hex_the_Warlock 4 года назад +566

    Perfection starts/boredom ends 0:00 (Provided by Mocky Spookyfang)
    Session start 9:00
    Recap end/Mission Breifing starts10:19
    Mission Breifing ends/Comedy Starts 11:33
    First Check/Complication 17:36
    "BIG HUG" Protocol 21:56
    Enter stage left, Rhinode(?) Ransome 25:51
    Featuring |\/|Y$T0RY_G@M3R-09 29:20
    Onward to adventure! 33:00
    Welcome to The Shire 35:27
    Hobbits(Ratling) 39:55
    If you see giant ratlings, you're a heretic 42:00
    Pi experiences culture shock 50:37
    Meeting Mayor Hogpin 52:09
    Braine attempts politics 57:08
    Zedek calms a crowd and nothing goes wrong 1:02:53
    "Am I the only one that cares about the rules!?" - Reeb Probably 1:04:22
    Lorn is a Navy Seal 1:05:35
    Welcome to WarHams where everything is made up, and only points matter 1:06:45
    Lorn does to a ratling child what my babysitter did to me 1:07:28
    Uncle Hejhej enters the fray 1:18:36
    The Artshow Begins 1:20:35
    Geraldine is a man eater 1:20:48
    Geraldine and the Geraldineletts make their debut/First Combat Start 1:21:54
    Hitting the books, then the monsters 1:23:15
    Reeb helps with the BBQing 1:25:44
    Ask and you shall Reeb-ceive 1:31:23
    Chaos Control! 1:39:59
    Sharing is caring... except for cancer 1:46:08
    Lorn does an Old Yeller 1:54:07
    Zedek gets a fan club 1:57:05
    Pi-Braine is lawful Good, fight me 1:58:54
    Earning them sweet sweet bonus points/Combat ended 2:01:00
    Hold your glory with both hands 2:09:06
    Servitor The DM smokes his way into the field 2:14:27
    Please make sure your Tater Tots are secured at all times 2:17:00
    In times of stress, you can count on Lorn to keep a cool head 2:26:31
    Good thing nobody saw that 2:30:22
    Isaac Newton and Edward Murphy were pretty great friends 2:35:45
    DM does one last dab before he is eviscerated 2:38:40
    Tater Tot Fan Art 2:40:52
    The Elite Ratling Guard approacheth 2:49:05
    Braine is a master of stealth 2:51:23
    Belba Route unlocked 2:53:30
    Session End/Wind Down 2:54:09

    • @cultistofdarkness1661
      @cultistofdarkness1661 4 года назад +25

      you're doing emperor's work kind imperial citizen

    • @gataylor6982
      @gataylor6982 4 года назад +6

      Leaving a comment to see what other time stamps are added

    • @kaseyfang2943
      @kaseyfang2943 4 года назад +17

      0:00 perfection starts/boredom ends

    • @Mire-Drive
      @Mire-Drive 4 года назад +4

      Looks like we’ve got a fizzy mentos for warhams right off the bat!

    • @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
      @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog 4 года назад +1

      Also leaving a comment for timestamps

  • @eminem46787
    @eminem46787 4 года назад +208

    LT. Ransom: “I AM THE LAW”

    • @picklethesaurus4930
      @picklethesaurus4930 4 года назад +26

      Also LT. Ransom: "wait... no, wrong alternate ego... I AM THE SHIP!"

  • @sivatapu4563
    @sivatapu4563 4 года назад +328

    MY QUIVERING ABS QUAKE AT YOUR MERE PRESENCE MY GLORIOUS OVERLORD

  • @dylancuro
    @dylancuro 4 года назад +57

    ‘Tater-Tot and Boy are the two most pure characters in the tts cinematic universe

  • @steelrehn4702
    @steelrehn4702 4 года назад +379

    Last time I was this early the thunder warriors DIED A NOBLE AND GLORIOUS DEATH FIGHTING FOR THE EMPEROR ON MT. ARARAT.

    • @Vexin980
      @Vexin980 4 года назад +38

      And definitely weren't summarily executed?

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 4 года назад +21

      @@Vexin980
      *pulls out Crucible of Malidiction*
      What did you say HERETIC

    • @abimanyuputra5185
      @abimanyuputra5185 4 года назад +24

      Really. I thought the Emperor took all of them behind the shed and put them all down like a dog. And I'm pretty sure there's no mountains called Mount Ararat.
      Edit : Nobody get the jokes? Really? I thought all y'all are TTS fan. It's paraphrasing of Last Church voxcast publicae.

    • @Vexin980
      @Vexin980 4 года назад +12

      @@Joawlisdoingfine I said... *THAT THEY GOT OLD YELLER'ED!*

    • @steelrehn4702
      @steelrehn4702 4 года назад +23

      @@abimanyuputra5185 One, there is. Technically it's a Volcano, and it's in Turkey, which kinda makes sense setting wise. Two, they weren't put down, the emperor sent them away to live the rest of their lives happily on a Thunder Warrior farm, and nothing can tell me otherwise. What is this "Outcast Dead" you speak of?

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 4 года назад +79

    Scholar check to know what a hug is... this is truly GrimDark

  • @uhsund
    @uhsund 4 года назад +2257

    I'm disappointed, I thought they were going to play Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

    • @Mr_Bunk
      @Mr_Bunk 4 года назад +282

      I WAS PROMISED STRIPPING
      BUT THERE WAS NONE

    • @Emrod82
      @Emrod82 4 года назад +111

      It is a game you can only play one time in a lifetime. The price is....your lifetime.

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 4 года назад +37

      Real big brain hours

    • @Ericshadowblade
      @Ericshadowblade 4 года назад +56

      Few mortals posses the mental capacity for uch a game

    • @user-cu4ru1om5t
      @user-cu4ru1om5t 4 года назад +33

      and not even on bikes

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 4 года назад +149

    Someone have them animate the Child Indoctrination scene because YES

  • @mihaiciocan7724
    @mihaiciocan7724 4 года назад +519

    Last time i was this early some high shamans converted into some kind of stronger monkeigh

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 года назад +73

      Big E: "You see Eldar. You're not dealing with an average Monkeigh anymore."

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 года назад +22

      It's ironic considering that very few Eldar remain, who are older then Great Crusade and Primarchs and none, who are as old as Emperor(who fought C'Tan and met Old Ones).

    • @clumsycommissar5260
      @clumsycommissar5260 4 года назад +4

      Ah a perfidious xeno [revs chainsword] DELIGHTFUL

    • @Aodyri
      @Aodyri 4 года назад +25

      @cybiko6 Wrong on both accounts. Asdrubael Vect is one of only a few who remember the fall. All the others so old are haemonculi, mandrakes, incubi, basically dark eldar so twisted they have ceased to be "normal". This has been confirmed in multiple novels and codexes. Only craftworlder who is as old as Vect is Eldrad.
      The eldar fall either happened early on in humanity's space age (very early lore), or happened after humanity's fall from the Golden Age (newer retconned stuff which also explains why almost all eldar look down on humanity despite the fact we apparently surpassed them at one point). Either way, Emp is older than any Eldar.

    • @shinpims288
      @shinpims288 4 года назад +5

      @@Aodyri I think you can add the Phoenix Lords maybe, at leat Asurmen and Jain Zar i think.

  • @LordRael013
    @LordRael013 4 года назад +96

    "We've gone from dignitaries to terrorists to possibly both." Digniterrorists?

  • @really1337
    @really1337 4 года назад +39

    "My instincts tell me to harm the child"
    I don't care what system and rule set, when a player says that the GM has done their job and done it well.

  • @demicus
    @demicus 4 года назад +44

    Slowly acquiring a ratling army. I require them to be armed with flamers, and they form the First Farthum Regiment: "Grumble Tum Roasters"

    • @TheBonesMalone
      @TheBonesMalone 3 года назад +2

      _Do not say those cursed words to me_

    • @otterblau5253
      @otterblau5253 3 года назад +2

      I need to write this down. I NEED TO WRITE THIS DOWN!

    • @Abbojnr
      @Abbojnr 3 года назад +2

      Grumble Tum Toasters,

  • @magoswes3588
    @magoswes3588 4 года назад +55

    “This is the 41st millennium it ain’t cute!”
    “You’re living in the 21st century!”

  • @unwantedsoup7333
    @unwantedsoup7333 4 года назад +704

    I’m really having a hard time figuring out who was who. Maybe add a small light when they talk so we can tell better?

    • @jonathanswavely7259
      @jonathanswavely7259 4 года назад +37

      agreed

    • @commiedeer
      @commiedeer 4 года назад +25

      Thirded

    • @alejandrorojas1423
      @alejandrorojas1423 4 года назад +16

      Fiffed

    • @sebastiancortes8253
      @sebastiancortes8253 4 года назад +69

      Zoran addressed this problem but something went wrong with discord and the UI, they said they'll find a solution to this problem soon tho.
      That or people will have to get familiarized with the voices

    • @cowboypresable
      @cowboypresable 4 года назад +8

      I agree that it would help, maybe someone can edit one in?

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky 4 года назад +61

    *voice of a crazed madman* “Tell me where this cook is! I want my points!”
    I’m dying! XD

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 4 года назад +155

    Man these ratlings hit all the ugly branches on the ugly tree.

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 4 года назад +8

      Completionists. Just like during 3rd brunch.

    • @hunter5822
      @hunter5822 4 года назад +5

      Heheheheheheheheh, the whole trunk fell on them when they hit the ground.

  • @NoManLP
    @NoManLP 4 года назад +26

    "are there geraldeens in space?"
    *Brain immediately produces image of Tyranid swarms engulfing masses*
    "Nonononono noooooo nooope. none.....Hmmmmm...."

  • @keineangabe1804
    @keineangabe1804 4 года назад +250

    "I voiced Vec, I voiced the Emperor ... "
    As a humble imperial I have to say *ordering is important! Order your freaking sentence before committing accidental heresy.*

    • @thyrussendria8198
      @thyrussendria8198 4 года назад +11

      Best things come last, do they not?

    • @keineangabe1804
      @keineangabe1804 4 года назад +29

      @@thyrussendria8198 The emperor wasn't last, he was before some commissar.
      Also *the emperor always comes first!*
      That must be the reason why the emperors brides are always so angry all the time.

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 4 года назад

      *Order your

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 4 года назад +13

      FOOL! The Emperor comes WHENEVER HE FEELS LIKE IT.

    • @HeIsAnAli
      @HeIsAnAli 4 года назад

      @@keineangabe1804 You sure it's not the Red Rage?

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 4 года назад +20

    I love the way in wich the audience can interact with the game, makes it feel like warp entities are watching the story unfold and messing with it XD

  • @maxmega42
    @maxmega42 4 года назад +45

    "You all arrive at the slabnasium of the quivering isles, the air is thick with musk."

  • @Omen_Cheetah
    @Omen_Cheetah 4 года назад +37

    "Meat Place Alpha" - What I call my cow farm in Minecraft.
    Addendum: Casual conscription of children, thats fun.

  • @ngreen6436
    @ngreen6436 4 года назад +151

    Love how its mentioned the child ratling is a girl, but everybody promptly forgets.

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 4 года назад +46

      after the augmentation is finished it wont MATTER ;p

    • @Bob-bs9ok
      @Bob-bs9ok 4 года назад +31

      Who cares about an individual's sex in the imperium. As far as they're concerned the most it'll determine (if they're lucky) is the armour pattern they'll get when they're thrown into the meat grinder

    • @ProjectEkerTest33
      @ProjectEkerTest33 4 года назад +15

      @@Bob-bs9ok Most Imperial Guard regiments are single-sex... also as a girl she can't become a Space Marine (unless Fabius Bile gets his hands on her)

    • @Bob-bs9ok
      @Bob-bs9ok 4 года назад +3

      @@ProjectEkerTest33 and your point is

    • @ProjectEkerTest33
      @ProjectEkerTest33 4 года назад +9

      @@Bob-bs9ok That sex does matter in the Imperium?

  • @jonathanswavely7259
    @jonathanswavely7259 4 года назад +50

    Imagine someone making a live action 40k movie and hiring the TTS crew to play the servitors

  • @squatchhammer7215
    @squatchhammer7215 4 года назад +72

    I swear that it looks like the wrath dice under the character portraits makes it look like everyone has square metal nuts...

    • @HeIsAnAli
      @HeIsAnAli 4 года назад +5

      A Skitarius might have exactly that.

    • @cadenmcerlean4920
      @cadenmcerlean4920 4 года назад +3

      Our heroes have cubes of steel. They will need it for the harrowing trials ahead

    • @TunnelDragon44
      @TunnelDragon44 4 года назад +9

      Lorn's portrait keeps faking me out because the wrath dice look like tiny stumpy legs to me. He looks like a squat.

    • @No-wj4nu
      @No-wj4nu 4 года назад +4

      I can't unsee that now thanks

  • @TheMemphisxlr8
    @TheMemphisxlr8 4 года назад +80

    Bulgo has now become the sun!
    Let his light shine down upon the spuds!!

  • @willjones75
    @willjones75 3 года назад +11

    “Welcome to WarHams!”
    “Whoooo!”
    “Yeahhhhh!”
    “IVE BEEN SHOT”

  • @MrSaszeta
    @MrSaszeta 4 года назад +266

    Now we need game of Monopoly between Magnus, Dorn, Russ, Vulkan, and Corax.

    • @Taistelukalkkuna
      @Taistelukalkkuna 4 года назад +53

      Go straight to Immaterium without passing Imperial Palace, and collecting your 200 Thrones.

    • @TheTrueFeleas
      @TheTrueFeleas 4 года назад +31

      Magnus, "Hey! Why didn't I get my 200 thrones 10,000 years ago!"

    • @Twilitparadox
      @Twilitparadox 4 года назад +6

      YEEEEEEEEESSSS
      THIS MUST HAPPEN!

    • @nathancrowe9131
      @nathancrowe9131 4 года назад +31

      Oh yes...let's have reality bending super beings play a game that ends friendships for normal people! Great plan for a video. Seriously, that might be freaking hilarious.

    • @FrostJaeger
      @FrostJaeger 4 года назад +2

      YES

  • @Gundrium
    @Gundrium 4 года назад +55

    Now you see, that's going to start a game on debt collector. Corvis hugs. The objective: To utilize the utmost stealth, to become one with the shadows themselves. So that your target, when they least expect it, when the surprise is maximized- receives a hug.

    • @awendigowithinternetaccess4400
      @awendigowithinternetaccess4400 4 года назад +4

      I love this idea!

    • @KyrieSol
      @KyrieSol 4 года назад

      this is just a revisit of the 2009 "glomping" craze.

    • @JustABattlesuitPilot
      @JustABattlesuitPilot 4 года назад

      Then you should use our xv95 suit or the MV5 Drones they work kinda well on humans.

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 4 года назад

      @@JustABattlesuitPilot with optional Spine Snapping.

  • @NathanielPayday
    @NathanielPayday 4 года назад +15

    I want so badly for Braine's player to use a voice modulator or distorter for his RP. Imagining it is great already, but actually hearing it? _Chef's kiss_

  • @artyomsaveli9681
    @artyomsaveli9681 4 года назад +58

    So that's two children soon to become members of the god-emperor's holy army.

  • @IHuffLeadFumes
    @IHuffLeadFumes 4 года назад +172

    Last time I was this early the great crusade was still going

    • @leonardodisavino6166
      @leonardodisavino6166 4 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @ourosaquavaringas6061
      @ourosaquavaringas6061 4 года назад +2

      this comment is said on LITERALLY every video..... so unoriginal

    • @MrocnyZbik
      @MrocnyZbik 4 года назад +2

      The Dark Ages were still called Age of Technology

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 года назад

      Krillin: "SHOTS FIRED!"

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 года назад

      @Furvus Animus How *DARE* you insult tools?! They are divine instruments of Machine God! You shalt not call filthy fleshbags tools!

  • @jbark678
    @jbark678 4 года назад +48

    I love it when Techpriests lose it 🤣
    Note: *THE CHILD*

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 4 года назад +6

      Tech Priests having meltdowns are always hilarious in their insanity.

  • @gege0298
    @gege0298 4 года назад +35

    Pi-Braine and Lorn have such great chemistry, it's hilarious

  • @vadandrumist1670
    @vadandrumist1670 4 года назад +25

    Forget snippets of it. This whole thing deserves to be animated.

  • @louismaurer5884
    @louismaurer5884 4 года назад +22

    I love Zorans Russ voice. If he did Russ in an audiobook I could still take it serious.

  • @Intuitivelist
    @Intuitivelist 4 года назад +102

    This needs TTS subtitles.

  • @Darthmechas
    @Darthmechas 4 года назад +37

    The chaos gods have plagued me with dreamless sleep and I wake up to this...WELL PLAYED ALFABUSA!!!!

  • @EvilClownsBigDay
    @EvilClownsBigDay 4 года назад +40

    Can't wait for the main villains first appearance, the all powerful Hamburglar

  • @ArgonPlasma
    @ArgonPlasma 4 года назад +122

    Not even a minute and I can already tell this game started on a chaotic note

  • @dragonswrath1890
    @dragonswrath1890 4 года назад +94

    I have a sneaking suspicion that the *”debt collector”* is from jopall

    • @HurremDurrem
      @HurremDurrem 4 года назад +5

      “Premium carrier contract”

  • @jobet981
    @jobet981 4 года назад +98

    Took me forever to realize WarHams is short for WarHammer

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 4 года назад +63

    In the grimdark future, there is only HAMS.

  • @jkbscopes1233
    @jkbscopes1233 4 года назад +63

    "fine i will not give the child radiation*

  • @goofydess
    @goofydess 4 года назад +55

    My boyfriend and I haven't stopped calling one another a 16 piece chicken Mcnobody

    • @worldeater2414
      @worldeater2414 4 года назад +10

      For the right couple, it is a term of endearment.

  • @ryanspruce7447
    @ryanspruce7447 4 года назад +47

    “I want my POINTS”
    I spat out my drink

  • @Tonalaki
    @Tonalaki 4 года назад +17

    Pie-Braine: “I give the child the cancer gun.”
    DM: “OH YEAH YEAH YEAH...”

  • @CardinalDunkernya457mm
    @CardinalDunkernya457mm 4 года назад +675

    so... WarCheese when?
    Can't have hams without cheese after all

    • @youroverlord6937
      @youroverlord6937 4 года назад +30

      Peace Cheese is not coming anytime soon

    • @ProfesserLuigi
      @ProfesserLuigi 4 года назад +61

      In the grimdark future of the 41st millenium, there is only ham.

    • @Narty_Naz
      @Narty_Naz 4 года назад +11

      @Alexandre it's a sectoral dialect

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 года назад +5

      Ever heard of BattleMace 4.000?

    • @hamsprovided9936
      @hamsprovided9936 4 года назад

      @@ProfesserLuigi I LOIK YOU!

  • @xavierfrendick6581
    @xavierfrendick6581 4 года назад +17

    I look forward to a bright future where humanity can rely on Chapter Master Boy and Archmagos Tatertot to hold firm against the enemies of the Imperium.

  • @willis32
    @willis32 4 года назад +66

    Oh he has a good evil laugh, all good GMs have to have an evil laugh. This'll be good.

  • @LordZaxom
    @LordZaxom 4 года назад +27

    Tater Tot is going to become the mascot of this entire series

  • @Praetorsss
    @Praetorsss 4 года назад +26

    Laughin my ass off at that overclocked servitor

  • @CrizzyEyes
    @CrizzyEyes 4 года назад +79

    I can think of nothing more grimdark than a points system used to reward life threatening missions with arbitrary bullshit. Perfect

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 4 года назад +7

      You killed an entire planet personally due to heresy? Ten points for you!

    • @dilophosaurussk4333
      @dilophosaurussk4333 4 года назад +6

      @@Joawlisdoingfine All i can imagine is the Schola Progenium having a points system like Hogwarts now.

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 4 года назад +4

      @@dilophosaurussk4333 With the worst performing house being summarily executed?

    • @dilophosaurussk4333
      @dilophosaurussk4333 4 года назад +4

      @@boxtank5288 Maybe.

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 4 года назад +3

      @@dilophosaurussk4333 Sorry Hufflepuffs.

  • @handbanana4899
    @handbanana4899 4 года назад +71

    You know it's going to be a good game when the players have started accusing each other of leaving details out *before the game has even started*

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 4 года назад +75

    The first damage on this campaign was potato soup.

  • @McGrewer
    @McGrewer 4 года назад +75

    By the MAN EMPEROR this even SOUNDS like it was written as a TTS episode!

    • @DonaldWWitt
      @DonaldWWitt 4 года назад +6

      That's because it BASICALLY IS!
      Alfa for Games Workshop Lore team WHEN?!?!

    • @Jake007123
      @Jake007123 4 года назад +6

      It's because they are voice actors and writers for TTS, and I love it!

    • @blazednlovinit
      @blazednlovinit 4 года назад +6

      These chaps are pretty sharp and have good chemistry between them :)
      Humour is always richer when it is off the cuff and unscripted imo :)

  • @goliath1179
    @goliath1179 4 года назад +6

    “My instinct tells me to harm the child” best table top I’ve ever listened too.

  • @YCCCm7
    @YCCCm7 4 года назад +14

    "I hope you're ready for the first episode of war hams" (Approximation)
    "BOY AM I!" (Literal)

  • @Some_Asshole_On_The_Internet
    @Some_Asshole_On_The_Internet 4 года назад +9

    1:00:15
    16 Piece Chicken McNobody is the most glorious insult I’ve ever heard. This series is gonna be good

  • @mrsubscribe3498
    @mrsubscribe3498 4 года назад +6

    "H-Hello! You don't have to not look at us. I don't think I'm THAT ugly"
    *Oooh! Self burns! Those are rare*

  • @frostymug5939
    @frostymug5939 4 года назад +10

    Lorn and Pi Braine: “So I find him. AND I GRAB HIM! IVE GOT THE CHILD!”

  • @richardpaxford5792
    @richardpaxford5792 4 года назад +21

    New marines chapter: "The Emperor's Vestigial Limbs"

  • @MichaelB-jw5po
    @MichaelB-jw5po 2 года назад +2

    The juxtaposition of the baby Geraldine prodding at its dead mother while the ratling cook yells "Soup's on!" is just hilarious.

  • @KingZolem
    @KingZolem 4 года назад +27

    "Vulkan Lives! Corvus Hugs!"

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 4 года назад +5

      Vulkan boops de snoot!
      _OH NO_

    • @paulwalker5225
      @paulwalker5225 3 года назад

      @@Gormathius AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @VarangianGuard13
    @VarangianGuard13 4 года назад +2

    Party alignment: Chaotic-Bonkers. Officio Ambassadorium ranking: Hilarious! Let us watch their antics again.

  • @banebeard
    @banebeard 4 года назад +24

    You gotta name another shuttle *Breach of Contract*

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 4 года назад +3

      I feel that should be some manner of armored ordinance carrier. Perhaps a moped with an armored windshield, towing a disproportionately large mortar.

    • @banebeard
      @banebeard 4 года назад +1

      How about a Demolisher tank of questionable origin? Tot can load

    • @tepheris8138
      @tepheris8138 4 года назад +3

      How about a Stealth Bomber called Hidden Fees?

  • @plasmancer6104
    @plasmancer6104 4 года назад +15

    I'd be so happy if these could keep coming out onto youtube, my internet cannot keep up with livestreams even on a good day, having buffering issues at 240p now as it is

  • @mranderson718
    @mranderson718 4 года назад +23

    Only feedback I have is a small indicator on screen of who is talking so it’s easier to keep track.

  • @laughingmask3118
    @laughingmask3118 2 года назад +3

    Lorn's consistent response to this poor child every time he says "Grumbletumtum Farm" proves to me that he's Fenrisian without even a slight shading of something approaching a doubt.

  • @honestlordcommissarbrighte7921
    @honestlordcommissarbrighte7921 4 года назад +29

    Oh no...Oh no.
    More degencery in the 42nd Millenium. Emperor protect us.

  • @TheOmegagoldfish
    @TheOmegagoldfish 4 года назад +27

    Pi is already my favorite character.

  • @manofwarandmusic501
    @manofwarandmusic501 4 года назад +4

    A quick Reference guide for Moments.
    - Chicken McNobody 1:00:13
    - Grumble Tum Tum farm 1:05:12
    -"I need a cook to win!" 1:07:33
    - Meat Place Alpha 1:12:40
    - There is another (radioactive gun) 1:45:09
    - The GM's Spiteful Ruin 1:50:40
    - The knighting of Tater-Tot 1:53:16
    - "Look out sir!" confirmed 1:57:40
    - I'm going to go outside the spacecraft 2:24:50
    - Noble sacrifice 2:37:02

  • @oagj14
    @oagj14 4 года назад +8

    >video starts
    >Everyone screams in a mixture of excitement and pain
    Sounds about right