WarHams Episode 2 - The "Divine" Lords

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  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  4 года назад +1196

    This one took more time to release due to big boy technical difficulties, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
    Also, important note to those worrying; releasing these episodes does not really take up any of my designated work time.
    I just come up with gross ideas for the sessions, edit the result slightly to my liking and upload them.
    Zoran and the others does all the heavy lifting, this by design, so this project doesn't distract me from editing new episodes. Free content for me, WOO.
    Also also, yes, this isn't EP29, thank you for not making a comment pointing this out, blease...
    Regarding EP29 though, I am hard at work on it though, I've done some excellent progress on it as of late.
    Never am I as content with life as when I am actually making headway on a project so I am feeling pretty good right now.

    • @SassySalem
      @SassySalem 4 года назад +77

      Thank you for all you do it’s vary much appreciated

    • @menschman1464
      @menschman1464 4 года назад +22

      Lather me with your shiny mechadendrites daddy

    • @squatchhammer7215
      @squatchhammer7215 4 года назад +5

      Curses to faulty technology!

    • @rogaldorn9457
      @rogaldorn9457 4 года назад +9

      Keep Up the good work! Eagerly awaiting episode 29!

    • @Stop_Gooning
      @Stop_Gooning 4 года назад +9

      Bruva you're doing the Emperor's work, take all the time you need!

  • @vahnnille7435
    @vahnnille7435 4 года назад +1049

    If Tater-tot survives these, I demand he become a canon Emperor's TTS character, and that he and Boy become BEST OF FRIENDS.

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 4 года назад +69

      I'm pretty sure this is canon to TTS.

    • @vahnnille7435
      @vahnnille7435 4 года назад +47

      @@notsae66 It's a game inspired by the universe, but I don't think it's canon as far as the show itself. This is basically like making/playing a D&D module based off a cartoon series. Like how TMNT's tabletop RPG was a thing, or something along those lines. I want Tater-tot in the *show*.

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 4 года назад +37

      @@vahnnille7435
      While I see what you're saying, I think the fact that the players are all members of the cast and crew of TTS adds some legitimacy. If it is not canon, these guys or Busa himself who uploads it could make it canon. It being on the same channel and being given the obvious approval of the primary director makes it at the very least apocryphal.

    • @vahnnille7435
      @vahnnille7435 4 года назад +12

      ​@@notsae66 Easier/more specific way to put what I am desiring: Tater-tot is not taking part in any of the actual episodes of the stuff titled "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device/Podcast". Those specifically are what I am wanting him to cameo in. Fine and dandy he is here, but at the same time he is not interacting with the Emperor, Rogal, Boy, and the rest of the cast featured in those. That is what I wanna see.

    • @cobrastorm5722
      @cobrastorm5722 4 года назад +11

      He shall revive the Emperor with a Farthum Potato.

  • @it_buddy
    @it_buddy 4 года назад +236

    "None of the Patreon complications really fit, so we'll use the regular table."
    "Their billie clubs are out of ammo."

    • @OnCallGM
      @OnCallGM 4 года назад +42

      This is EXACTLY why we need more Patron options! ;)

  • @tenacityxl
    @tenacityxl 4 года назад +721

    Who would win:
    A quartet of chaotic misfits representing “T”
    Or
    One tall boi. And his legs.

    • @OnCallGM
      @OnCallGM 4 года назад +133

      I will have you know, I ended almost every sentence to my partner with "AAAAAAAND MY LEGS" for a good week before this episode happened. METHOD ACTING I SAY!

    • @KageRyuu6
      @KageRyuu6 4 года назад +19

      Clearly it'd be the Sly Taterboi and his glory!

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 4 года назад +5

      or the tech priest who if you even dair speak ill of the Omnissiah he will glitch and tunr you in to a body that not even the emperor can reconise with his endless wisdom, into a burned flayed mess that is posably one living fleash and now just used to feul his servo skulls manly his loved skull thats made of a nid skull that was once a head he studied for a long as nuts time even for a priest to study but now keeps as a servo skull to remind him when he does clean the data banks to see if the man who supplied him with the head has gotten anything new to study. ya i spent like a few hours after my brian clicked when pi was forced to bow about a priest who if tested to bow to the emp as the emp and not as the Omnissiah he would have a bit of a virous clicking ina nd he would be come the most dangresses priest to ever be known and in order to nto have him disect a entire planet is to have servetors set up a shrine of the Omnissiah in-a-box deployed with thoes same servetors chanting (think you mechanicus game for the track) "children of the omnissiah" and cleaning him as he prays and calms down from the basicly murder high. oh and he has a small legion of servo skulls he carries with him constantly that mostly are used when skanning a complex or marking targets to clear cut his way in a battle with orks so he can turn the boss into something of a cadaver you see in medical labs, and may or may not have a ork following who would both be afrade to all hell of him and priase him as he does the omnissiah. ya i can be come a feverous madman in my ideas at times HELP.

    • @PsionNovastar
      @PsionNovastar 4 года назад +17

      @@OnCallGM And your partner did not leave you over that? That's commitment on their part, they're definitely a keeper. =P

    • @SirSaladhead
      @SirSaladhead 4 года назад +6

      CHAOTIC?! *BLAM*

  • @geoffreywhitehead503
    @geoffreywhitehead503 4 года назад +891

    You should have the eye on the skull light up when the GM talks

    • @ZoranTheWizard
      @ZoranTheWizard 4 года назад +250

      That's a good fucking idea. Consider it done.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 4 года назад +14

      @@ZoranTheWizard or have a GM icon on the upper right that lights up?

    • @masonfreeman4349
      @masonfreeman4349 4 года назад +7

      Bump this up to the top, brothers!

    • @JohnnyJohnJohnson
      @JohnnyJohnJohnson 4 года назад +6

      That's perfect!

    • @stingingcashew2321
      @stingingcashew2321 4 года назад +3

      That's a good idea, make it a blue light

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 4 года назад +404

    Tatertot Complication:
    As the Ratling child rushes towards the enemy, the Chaos God of Khorn is amused by the sight and grants Tatertot a critical hit. However he also gets 1 Corruption point.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 4 года назад +46

      No I think a perfect Tatertot Complication is this: he peed his pants mid action. Lets not subject him to corruption just yet.

    • @conradwerth6954
      @conradwerth6954 4 года назад +55

      No, lets. I want to see Tatertot become the next Daemon Primarch

    • @wanzeruzeil217
      @wanzeruzeil217 4 года назад +31

      @@conradwerth6954 I'm dying because of this: Tatertot the shortest deamon primarch to exist!

    • @batstoast3560
      @batstoast3560 4 года назад +11

      @@wanzeruzeil217 Tatertot: You will respect my Authoritah!

    • @madmanvarietyshow9605
      @madmanvarietyshow9605 4 года назад +5

      my glory...

  • @slacknhash
    @slacknhash 4 года назад +128

    "aaaaaand my legs," is one of those phrases, like 'in bed' or 'for Darkseid' that can be appended to anything you read in a fortune cookie.

    • @_skib_
      @_skib_ 4 года назад +31

      You fail to see the forest for the trees...
      And my legs

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 4 года назад +4

      I want that as a notification sound or something similar rofl

    • @ImperialFister
      @ImperialFister 4 года назад +5

      @@_skib_ Soon, you will find great fortune... and my legs

    • @mattmason1198
      @mattmason1198 3 года назад +10

      "A friend asks only for your time not your money" aaaaaand my legs!

    • @Abbojnr
      @Abbojnr 2 года назад +7

      Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle,
      _and my legs_

  • @sswally1
    @sswally1 4 года назад +95

    "Alright leggy boi, im gonna show you how i get my kicks" my favorite line ever

  • @kallendracovitch238
    @kallendracovitch238 4 года назад +240

    "I look at the camera that isn't there."
    I want to imagine somewhere in the hallway a loud BAZINNNNGAAAAA resounds.

    • @MrRuano825
      @MrRuano825 4 года назад +9

      Should've put some shades on.

    • @MaggieMop
      @MaggieMop 4 года назад +12

      *Laughs in Harlequin*

    • @GregoryMom
      @GregoryMom 4 года назад +8

      “Where’s your library card?”

    • @DK-gw9lh
      @DK-gw9lh 4 года назад +6

      I was driving when I heard that and I literally said "BAZINGA" out loud.

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 4 года назад +295

    Long live the mashed potato guard, may their memory be engraved in the hall of eternal glory

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 4 года назад +23

      You somehow find Ratling sized legion of the damned space marines randomly appear to save Zedec and crew from GMTPK.

    • @cslpchr
      @cslpchr 4 года назад +4

      For 10 minutes!

    • @HouseSol.CassandrasComplex
      @HouseSol.CassandrasComplex 4 года назад +14

      Guys...didn't Zedek recruit the entire village and they are heading to the debt collector?
      The mashed potato platoon is legion. +__+ He just needs reinforcements.

    • @wolfluva24
      @wolfluva24 4 года назад

      At the end...does the insignia on the cannibals shirts look a little like the world eaters?

    • @HouseSol.CassandrasComplex
      @HouseSol.CassandrasComplex 4 года назад +1

      @@wolfluva24 Yes. Yes it is. Lol. At first I thought the world eaters were there, buy it looks like Slymarbo Defuckery used some memetic bullshit that turned them into world eaters. XD
      That said... Slymarbo Defuckery?

  • @jamesharbinger1711
    @jamesharbinger1711 4 года назад +126

    We need art of tater tot leaping through the air, fat-a-chan headband flowing, arms above him wielding the tusk, screaming “MY GLOOOOOORRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!”

  • @OfficerC4
    @OfficerC4 4 года назад +209

    Tater Tot shall be the greatest enforcer of the Emperor’s will! On another note when he was floating in that tube he still had that Jeral trophy so potentially there was a bit of a genetic splice.

    • @benh3518
      @benh3518 4 года назад +28

      Tatertot learned to use the attack ROLLOUT!

    • @OfficerC4
      @OfficerC4 4 года назад +2

      If only

    • @alloutofbubblegum8165
      @alloutofbubblegum8165 4 года назад +9

      I remember when he was only a spud, now he's a tot... life comes at you fast.

    • @fritz6462
      @fritz6462 4 года назад +4

      you mean HIS GLORY!!

  • @rdubayoo
    @rdubayoo 4 года назад +213

    I feel like the Rogue Trader is taking some school kids on a field trip, and two of them keep misbehaving and breaking everything.

    • @arkabit3348
      @arkabit3348 4 года назад +9

      Namely the Toaster Boy and the Psycher Wizard.

  • @carlosvaldes5870
    @carlosvaldes5870 4 года назад +54

    “I’m gonna Niko nii your kneecaps” is probably the best line Zoran has said so far

  • @yamahadrag69
    @yamahadrag69 4 года назад +172

    *Fatachan* "You don't know what it's like to live on a Death World!"
    *Lorn* *Laughs in Fenrisian*

    • @tomtheconqerur
      @tomtheconqerur 4 года назад +14

      *Laughs even harder in catachan*

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 4 года назад +10

      Laughs in survivors of a demon world.

    • @tomtheconqerur
      @tomtheconqerur 4 года назад +9

      @@barrybend7189 remember the time when chaos was fucked at catachan?

    • @boomstickbro9166
      @boomstickbro9166 4 года назад +10

      @@tomtheconqerur laughs hardest in krieg

    • @tomtheconqerur
      @tomtheconqerur 4 года назад +8

      @@boomstickbro9166 *laughs in frogs that can suicide bomb anything that can breath.*

  • @EU-Desire
    @EU-Desire 4 года назад +150

    braine literraly has me in tears, dear emperor what a voice

    • @jbark678
      @jbark678 4 года назад +25

      *THE CHILD*

    • @fritz6462
      @fritz6462 4 года назад +25

      He is like the mad scientist but jacked

    • @Zretgul_timerunner
      @Zretgul_timerunner 4 года назад +1

      Truer words havent been heard

    • @doombybbr
      @doombybbr 4 года назад +14

      "there is no more space all we have is this world...... and begin to engage in *GORRILLA WARFARE*"

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 4 года назад +18

      Tater Tot: "Would you like to see my *GLORY?"*
      Everyone else: "NONONONONONONONO!"
      Pi: "Yes! *YEEEES!"*

  • @dilophosaurussk4333
    @dilophosaurussk4333 4 года назад +683

    Pai-Braine is easily the best character.
    But then again i have a Mechanicus bias so...

    • @bladefox-ik5iy
      @bladefox-ik5iy 4 года назад +54

      I have a psyker bias and braine is still my favourite character

    • @picklethesaurus4930
      @picklethesaurus4930 4 года назад +81

      Lorn and Braine are probably the reason the end times happen in warhammer fantasy

    • @apuffball5754
      @apuffball5754 4 года назад +16

      All tech characters are best

    • @declanedmison5442
      @declanedmison5442 4 года назад +30

      Who doesn’t like the mechanicus?

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 4 года назад +14

      as do i mate. PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!!!!

  • @samnuell864
    @samnuell864 4 года назад +179

    "whats a guerilla" "I DON'T KNOW!"

    • @zacariasdelalcazar8873
      @zacariasdelalcazar8873 4 года назад +9

      I'm pretty sure _Tater_ meant "what's a gorilla"

    • @tepheris8138
      @tepheris8138 4 года назад +7

      Guerrilla or Gorilla, Pi-Braine's response would be "I don't know"

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 4 года назад +68

    I am absolutely *loving* this. Space ambassadors beating religious figures to death with their own legs as a mob of sentient potato men watch in horror? *_Perfection_*

  • @kader040691
    @kader040691 4 года назад +297

    I picture Tater Tot joining the Officio Assasinorum, and becoming an Eversor at this rate.

  • @Mr_Roboto
    @Mr_Roboto 4 года назад +18

    "Captain Zedek is our resident rogue trader that owns the ship...we think?" haha

  • @nickathanas1898
    @nickathanas1898 4 года назад +394

    I read the title as "The Divine Loads"
    Slaaneshi worship is one hell of a drug

    • @blueleader102
      @blueleader102 4 года назад +35

      You mistake my words as mocking, when they are in fact of jubilation; this man is clearly my mood kindred.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 4 года назад +12

      *arms a small legion of servetors with radium weapons* you have 10 mins to get as far as you can chaos lover...

    • @SeventhSeraphOfficerRevolver
      @SeventhSeraphOfficerRevolver 4 года назад +3

      Did someone say exterminates

    • @BurningFyre
      @BurningFyre 4 года назад +7

      @@lechking941 bold of you to assume a servant of Slaanesh wouldnt be into being radiumed

    • @DaLkalts
      @DaLkalts 4 года назад +10

      Waamudes, stop waamudesing

  • @Schinak
    @Schinak 4 года назад +191

    That catachan solider felt oddly inspired by the hobbit hero in the first Overlord game

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 4 года назад +21

      Oh uhhhhh Melvin?
      That grotesque boulder of halfling fat?

    • @RyuKaguya
      @RyuKaguya 4 года назад +26

      I got that vibe throughout the entirety of this. The corrupted heroes of overlord one

    • @Cekseiro
      @Cekseiro 4 года назад +12

      @@RyuKaguya Very arguably including a (almost guaranteed less-fortunate) parallel to the titular character.

    • @spacewolfblackmane19
      @spacewolfblackmane19 4 года назад +6

      I thought the exact same thing

    • @Audiotrocious
      @Audiotrocious 4 года назад +3

      YES!

  • @Haispawner
    @Haispawner 4 года назад +57

    I love how Alfabusa's only contribution to this is adding low-quality stock fart sound effects, what a great entertainer he is.

    • @naradloff
      @naradloff 2 года назад +6

      How dare you. He made the art for Tatertot.

  • @HouseSol.CassandrasComplex
    @HouseSol.CassandrasComplex 4 года назад +44

    Psychic Complication: Malal opens a reality peep hole and turns everything dark. All rolls for one turn are complicated. All characters hear Malal angsting in their ears for one turn, general making them uncomfortable like a tongue in the ear.
    O.o Lorn would be screwed.

  • @13clockwork
    @13clockwork 4 года назад +9

    The line "with my arms" made me freaking lose it for a good five minutes. Thanks of making it so I'm gonna crack up anytime anyone mentions their legs.

  • @arturotorres7209
    @arturotorres7209 4 года назад +33

    This whole story became four dads adopting a child, and I'm loving it.

  • @tenacityxl
    @tenacityxl 4 года назад +179

    Yknow, I think that Alfa likes the short races of 40k. This is just a hunch though.
    Genuinely though, the thoughts that go through Alfa’s head are as inconceivable as a Slaaneshi daemon in an AA meeting.

    • @chameon378
      @chameon378 4 года назад +14

      Of course a Slaanesh daemon would go there. Temptation is hyper effective there.

  • @SunbroSquirrel
    @SunbroSquirrel 4 года назад +196

    I require a visual representation of the groups “blending in with the ratlings” set to the wide putin song

  • @wolfmoon256
    @wolfmoon256 4 года назад +43

    The wrath of Pi-Braine is magnificent to watch. That poor tech priest :’(

  • @alternativ116
    @alternativ116 4 года назад +95

    Pi-Braine being a mentor to Tater-tot is the best thing yet
    Edit: nvm. Dad is a better title

    • @deamonmindgaming2054
      @deamonmindgaming2054 4 года назад +10

      *Dadorable has entered the chat*

    • @Logamer-tn6db
      @Logamer-tn6db 3 года назад +3

      Pi-Braine is tater-tot's dad. Lorn is the drunk grandpa

  • @thefonztm
    @thefonztm 4 года назад +221

    What is the name of the capital?
    It's just 'the capital'.
    I didn't realize that Dorn was DMing.

    • @OnCallGM
      @OnCallGM 4 года назад +31

      I laughed to this. Goddamnit, now I’m going to have to introduce Castle in a future session...

    • @thefonztm
      @thefonztm 4 года назад +15

      @@OnCallGM ahh yes, overlooking the fair town of town. I hear the taxes of the peasantry have gone missing... ;)

    • @OnCallGM
      @OnCallGM 4 года назад +15

      thefonztm WE NEED THOSE TAXES TO BUILD MORE FORTIFICATIONS!!!!

    • @judgecurran7289
      @judgecurran7289 4 года назад +4

      I want to laugh but my first time DMing went like this.

    • @richardpaxford5792
      @richardpaxford5792 4 года назад +3

      Plot twist: Belba is actually Krakus the Dung Collector

  • @AstralHate
    @AstralHate 4 года назад +148

    I love that you added visuals for when someone is talking. Might sound weird but I had a very hard time in ep. 1 making out who said what

    • @yahyamusseb
      @yahyamusseb 4 года назад +11

      Lorn and captain zedek i can tell apart but braine and reeb is a bit harder

    • @randomredpyro164
      @randomredpyro164 4 года назад +9

      It takes a couple episodes of stuff like this for me to distinguish who is talking

    • @mewletter
      @mewletter 4 года назад +1

      Braine really need metallic voice filter

    • @thomas_grimm5922
      @thomas_grimm5922 4 года назад +1

      Am i the only one who could tell who was talking

    • @wolfluva24
      @wolfluva24 4 года назад

      Agreed my dude none the less this series has brought nothing but gut busting joy to me and my friends

  • @JMon2021
    @JMon2021 4 года назад +12

    Zoran, THANK YOU for describing the scene and calling out the rolls for the audio version, I use youtube for these, but im usually doing other things while it plays so I cant always look to see what the rolls where, or what the art looks like. So thank you for doing that, a lot of real play games on RUclips don't do that.

  • @chaosmiles07
    @chaosmiles07 4 года назад +24

    The T-posing tower standing for the Imperial Truth?
    All the glory!

  • @jawllypop1750
    @jawllypop1750 4 года назад +74

    I think I lost count on how many of these space hobbits got slaughtered, but it was awesome.

    • @gerardmourits8709
      @gerardmourits8709 4 года назад +22

      18
      22 if we include the potato squad
      RIP potato squad

    • @fyodorkojevin5756
      @fyodorkojevin5756 4 года назад +10

      @@gerardmourits8709, RIP the most glorious bastards of all space hobbits.

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 4 года назад +5

      There are always more potato squad.
      Unless they go exterminatus.

  • @agentmaine4746
    @agentmaine4746 4 года назад +34

    Zedek: "Better than going back to jail again."
    Me: Hol' up, what now?

  • @drask1988
    @drask1988 4 года назад +42

    i had no idea that i could crave the second episode of this as much as i did, thank you guys, finally the wait is over

  • @banebeard
    @banebeard 4 года назад +83

    "I'm tired of being the only sane one." Dude, Pi. Same.

    • @jedimasterdraco6950
      @jedimasterdraco6950 4 года назад +14

      Isn't Pi the one who smashes lightbulbs to gain points because the machine spirits in his arms are angry? Not sure about that definition of sane there.

    • @banebeard
      @banebeard 4 года назад +10

      A chaos champion once told me that "SANITY!!!!! IS FOR THE WEAK!!!! I shot him but it really made me think.

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 4 года назад +8

      JediMasterDraco JediMasterDraco desperate times call for desperate measures and with a saddened machine spirit, that’s about as desperate as it gets. *calls out to prepare the sacred incense and blessed DW-40

  • @Del_S
    @Del_S 4 года назад +22

    I watched most of it live, but I watch it again recorded with my eyes and listen with my ears.
    ...And my legs.

  • @legionaireb
    @legionaireb 4 года назад +102

    SPOILERS
    If the pride and status of a catachan is represented by the quality of his blade, this guy is armed with a plastic spork.

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 4 года назад +7

      You DARE insult the honor of the glorious spork?

    • @legionaireb
      @legionaireb 4 года назад +4

      @@pretzelbomb6105 Don't blame me, it's the Catachans that are so knife-crazy.

  • @recurvestickerdragon
    @recurvestickerdragon 4 года назад +32

    XD
    Zedek's "rat rod" line made me actually burst out laughing

  • @omnusi5336
    @omnusi5336 4 года назад +12

    I can't believe the group didn't break down in laughter as Zedek's "wolf in sheep's leggings" crack against the Divine Lord of Fervor.

  • @magoichi75
    @magoichi75 4 года назад +75

    By the emperor my body is ready for more imperial shenanigans!

  • @multidimensionalcenturion9863
    @multidimensionalcenturion9863 4 года назад +13

    My phone's machine spirit is pleased to play this most holy of vox casts!

  • @Grimpo96
    @Grimpo96 4 года назад +28

    I love that when they discover Tatertot in the tube they all go in to Dad mode.

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 4 года назад +10

      I am honestly surprised Pi didn't just murder the Science Lord on the spot the moment he realised what was in that tube; I know that out of character they wanted to not fight the abominations and in character they know they can have her properly turned into an unlobotomized servitor later, but the sheer anger Lorn and Pi would have and the violent impulsivity of those two leads me to believe they would attack first and consider their option later. Not a true complaint of course, the series is stupendous thus far, but I was surprised they held back at all.

    • @45calGunslinger
      @45calGunslinger 4 года назад +7

      @@notsae66 despite all the hints the GM dropped, in-character they didn't know it was Tater in the pod until he came out, at which point he was safe and sound and Dadmode priority switches to getting Tater away from danger.

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 4 года назад +4

      @@45calGunslinger
      Rage is not a logical thing and Pi-Braine is a remarkably impulsive character. He has displayed a great willingness to risk life and limb on a reckless impulse; killing a woman who planned to torture "his boy" in a fit of unthinking rage is exactly what I would expect from him. Again, out of character it's justifiable; in character, less so. It's very clear that this is a case of the player's priorities and thought processes not totally meshing and even partially clashing with the character's; they tried and mostly succeeded in excusing this fault, but it is still notable.
      I don't think its wholly story breaking, but from what had been presented up to this point, the measured and restrained responses of Pi and Lorn do not match their personalities based on their prior actions. Both of them have a tendency towards rash decisions and violence as a first response; in all likelyhood they would have simply attacked the moment they became aware (or possibly even suspicious) of the situation and not even thought about possible repercussions until Zedek or Rebe complained or they were hit in the face by them. I understand why they didn't, but the majority of those motives are out of character knowledge and thought processes.
      Still a hilarious show, of course. One mistake doesn't necessarily burn the whole cake.

    • @Abbojnr
      @Abbojnr 3 года назад

      Y'all are forgetting cold anger,
      When your rage transcends immediate violence and simmers like a steam bubble waiting to break through to the surface,

  • @easy_cheesy7
    @easy_cheesy7 4 года назад +41

    First the Fulton Extraction reference and now a Solid Rat character. My lord the Metal Gear references please me.

  • @CamH-mc5wt
    @CamH-mc5wt 3 года назад +10

    Lorn: "Oh...... *I can help"*
    Everyone else: OH NO

  • @traviscarey7615
    @traviscarey7615 4 года назад +58

    "edit the result slightly to my liking and upload them." I HEARD THAT FART NOISE BRUVA!! I KNOW WHAT YOUR EDITING IS

    • @AsdrubalBarka
      @AsdrubalBarka 4 года назад +2

      Thats Zoran, he has a lot of sound effects in his pc.

  • @Kieferson1
    @Kieferson1 4 года назад +32

    Man Alfa has come a long way from boreale cast, damn seeing you and your team of misfits grow into what you have become today has been one hell of journey, and i can't wait to see what happens next

  • @Ericshadowblade
    @Ericshadowblade 4 года назад +41

    Behold the glory that is MY LEGS!

  • @dakotaporter6850
    @dakotaporter6850 4 года назад +40

    I would literally pay to see a buddy comedy duo with pi braine and lorn.

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 4 года назад +7

      My favorite characters so far, I love the psychotic energy of those two.

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 4 года назад +5

      You’re basically watching that already, it’s just that the off-camera clean-up crew is following to close behind them.

    • @Audiotrocious
      @Audiotrocious 4 года назад +3

      You mean their murder investigation craziness in the lower decks?

    • @dakotaporter6850
      @dakotaporter6850 4 года назад +2

      @@Audiotrocious yes or just a buddy comedy in general

  • @1stcaptainraldoron538
    @1stcaptainraldoron538 4 года назад +184

    ORDO DRAIGO PRESENT!!! WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS!!!

    • @thegamingsentinel9238
      @thegamingsentinel9238 4 года назад +20

      ORDO MARBO PRESENT! WE WILL PROVIDE THE SAUCE!

    • @douglaszelazny1094
      @douglaszelazny1094 4 года назад +9

      You look like a starfruit!

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 4 года назад +4

      He finally provided the hams

    • @dziri3330
      @dziri3330 4 года назад +8

      "Have you seen my beard?! It's full of tiny menn. PLEASE. KILL THEM ALL!!!"

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 4 года назад +6

      @@thegamingsentinel9238 Ordo Marbo "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

  • @explodingshroom
    @explodingshroom 4 года назад +11

    "Attention bajoran workers!"
    Killing it right off the bat

  • @L0CKD0WN34
    @L0CKD0WN34 4 года назад +10

    "I'm gonna break your neeko-neeko knee caps"
    BRUH LMAO

  • @maxkessler784
    @maxkessler784 4 года назад +38

    I vote the mashed potato squad's sacrifice be memorialized in an animation

  • @xboxseriesxoverlord
    @xboxseriesxoverlord 4 года назад +11

    Thanks for moar laughs Couldn't stop laughing at "spackle that crack yo".

  • @dimreaper8883
    @dimreaper8883 4 года назад +10

    "you do not underestimated the ability's of a moron" i'm gonna use that

  • @FirstDayson
    @FirstDayson 4 года назад +38

    Inquisitor Leechperson and Glory Tatertot will start a new crusade, mark my words

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 4 года назад +7

    «TATER TOT. NOW YOU WILL BECOME A GORILLA.» I really can’t make up my mind whether I love Braine or Lorn more.

  • @robertserafini560
    @robertserafini560 4 года назад +14

    i hope a quarter million views is enough interest to keep the series going

  • @Kai-ow9gi
    @Kai-ow9gi 4 года назад +22

    “Peaceful diplomatic contact” lol

  • @DetectiveLance
    @DetectiveLance 4 года назад +3

    THIS EPISODE WAS WONDERFULLL!!!! To my legs.
    Seriously, listened to this on my walk. With my legs!

  • @AngelsLance
    @AngelsLance 4 года назад +2

    I want to say I paused a mere 50 seconds into the video just to thank you for making it clear who's talking. Cheers mate.

  • @lordwoods3111
    @lordwoods3111 4 года назад +25

    Tatertot better become Supreme Ruler of The Ratlings, in the name of the Omnissiah.

  • @Iratepaddy
    @Iratepaddy 4 года назад +23

    Sweet quivering servos my excitement *wheeze* cannot be FATHOMED

  • @BooGhostie1
    @BooGhostie1 4 года назад +217

    Who makes the art? I need more of these ratlings. Bulgo must live on!

    • @williambrinton8937
      @williambrinton8937 4 года назад +24

      The church of Saint Bulgo stands steong on this world.

    • @gaming.3075
      @gaming.3075 4 года назад +21

      The trundling child

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 4 года назад

      Alexandre *thwump thwump

    • @ShineDark
      @ShineDark 4 года назад

      I believe Bruva Alfabusa makes the art.

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 4 года назад +2

      In BULGO'S NAME!

  • @gabrielaubry1334
    @gabrielaubry1334 4 года назад +7

    "Oh Tater Tot is over there, lovingly stroking his glory..."
    "uuuhhh..."
    "Oh! No! He's stroking his Jerryll Dean horn."
    "...UUUUUHHHHHHH..."

  • @wolfmirebacta8710
    @wolfmirebacta8710 4 года назад +6

    I love how no matter what RPG it is. Whether it be from Arch, Warhams or the dozen others out there. there's always that one episode where the players should get a psychiatric test

  • @NerzJansch2
    @NerzJansch2 4 года назад +42

    yEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, ENTERTAINMENT THAT LET´s ME FORGET MY COLD AND CRUEL LIFE FOR AN HOUR!!!!

    • @Xterminator8411
      @Xterminator8411 4 года назад +4

      3*

    • @NerzJansch2
      @NerzJansch2 4 года назад +5

      @@Xterminator8411 MY LIFE IS SHIT ENOUGH THAT IT ONLY MAKES ME FORGET FOR ONE!

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 4 года назад +8

      I mentally heard that in Pi-Braine voice

  • @GiftingStray
    @GiftingStray 4 года назад +3

    0:13 "Attention Bajoran workers" oh shit someone tripped the stations old Cardassian security system.

  • @jameshobbs225
    @jameshobbs225 4 года назад +56

    I guess "technically" the imperium is flat kinda. Otherwise it would be sorta chaotic.

    • @spacewolfblackmane19
      @spacewolfblackmane19 4 года назад +6

      You mean like it always is?

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 4 года назад +4

      Unless I’m misremembering what Ted-Ed said, there’s an argument to be made that space is potato-shaped. No one tell the ratlings...

  • @limbo8497
    @limbo8497 4 года назад +2

    The moment the DM said "flying sail boats" I immediately knew what he was talking about. When more revelations came, I laughed.

  • @TheBonesMalone
    @TheBonesMalone 4 года назад +3

    Tater tot would probably wake up in the middle of the night yelling in a shrill voice "MY GLORY!" If she, or he now, was in the space marines and one of them shouts "MY GLORY" as well causing everyone shouting it devolving into "OUR GLORY!" and "GLORY"

  • @Mogura85
    @Mogura85 4 года назад +31

    1:53:00 due the nature of this i assume the catachan be the one for med because surgical precision with the knife
    2:20:00 its even worse

  • @Viderii
    @Viderii 4 года назад +6

    I didn't know what Ratlings were off the top of my head, so I spent this entire episode up until a certain bit imagining they were just Skaven.

    • @mattmark94
      @mattmark94 4 года назад +3

      like hobbits but fat and ugly

    • @JLT0087
      @JLT0087 4 года назад

      Hrud used to be the space skaven back in the Rogue Trader days. Ratlings are just space halflings, these ones seem especially close to their fatasy counterparts.

  • @IONATVS
    @IONATVS 4 года назад +25

    “Attention Bajoran Workers:”

  • @Giesus3
    @Giesus3 4 года назад +7

    YES TU'SHAN! Indicators for who's speaking is amazing and very welcome.

  • @ShinobiWan
    @ShinobiWan 4 года назад +11

    I like it how reeb has rotten decayed fruits in his pocket

  • @TheOwlslayer
    @TheOwlslayer 4 года назад +1

    This one made me laugh a lot. Especially the Divine Lord of science part. Hell, i loved the other Divine lords as well! Also, absolutely loving the art. I'm still having trouble figuring out how the system actually works, especially how the stats and def/resil/shock work (tho it does look fun even if i don't understand it!). Maybe i should just look it up, hah!

  • @moxtordoki96
    @moxtordoki96 3 года назад +2

    I cant belive it has been a year of warhams . I love this shit

  • @jerrahdkaisur5411
    @jerrahdkaisur5411 4 года назад +7

    Zedek puns are my favorite thing in this.

  • @BrotherVoidBomber
    @BrotherVoidBomber 4 года назад

    As a newbie to the 40K universe this and text to speech have become my favorite way to convert people PLEASE KEEP DOING GREAT THINGS

  • @BunkerAnon
    @BunkerAnon 4 года назад +18

    Glory to the Tater Tot and his holy missions.

  • @PsionNovastar
    @PsionNovastar 4 года назад +18

    Watched this on Twitch after it aired. That was... wow. I had to cut it off at the Divine Lord of Fervor as I was laughing at eleven o'clock at night and watch it in two parts. I haven't laughed like that in a long time. When they said the Paizo Organized Play guy was going to be the GM, I didn't have particularly high hopes (Organized Play is a bane on the hobby.) But so far this has been pretty good.
    The Divine Lord of Science was definitely creepy and definitely 40k, but still nice character development on all four of our misfit heroes. I guess even these four have lines they will not cross. The only thing I would have done differently is perform a Medica check on Tater Tot. After all, just because he SAYS nothing was done to him doesn't mean something wasn't done to him without his knowledge. But hey, that just opens it up for Thurston to do all sorts of horrible things later.

    • @OnCallGM
      @OnCallGM 4 года назад +5

      Appreciate the vote of confidence! And I hear you on Organized Play. It has a bad rep in a lot of places and something I tirelessly work to do better on.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 4 года назад +4

      @@OnCallGM no messing with Tatertot he needs to be an inquisitor later on.

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 4 года назад +3

      @@barrybend7189
      At this rate he seems more likely to become a Khornate Champion.

  • @anthonydiruzza6958
    @anthonydiruzza6958 3 года назад +2

    I just started watching these, and all I could think of when Zoran was trying to describe the leg guy was Patrick at the end of the SpongeBob movie when he has the fishnet stockings on

  • @TealWolf26
    @TealWolf26 4 года назад +10

    In before His Glory turns Tater Tot into a wraith of the warp. Getting some morgul blade/one ring vibes. If Tater Tot starts referring to Tater Tot in the third person, then Tater Tot should receive the Emperor's mercy.

  • @arta1924
    @arta1924 4 года назад +88

    The last time I came this early, my wife left me.

  • @kakoytazabar
    @kakoytazabar 4 года назад +7

    Mechanically I have no idea what's going on, but it's still fun to listen to.

  • @bloodlove93
    @bloodlove93 4 года назад +4

    Best line: "well I am about to conquer your legs...with my arms."
    THE T POSER SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!!!!!!
    That legs joke was great.. I thought I'd get sick of it but laughed harder every time instead. Just the absurdity mixed with sudden tone shift worked perfectly.

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever 4 года назад +6

    Tater Tot is adorable as hell. Must protect and keep away from chaos.

  • @94razors_40
    @94razors_40 4 года назад +1

    Haven't laughed this hard in months...... Thank y'all for this awesome RP

  • @benjimanfitzpatrick9976
    @benjimanfitzpatrick9976 4 года назад +4

    Waiting for the "Raising Tater Tot" segment where Lorn and Braine just teach Tater Tot how to do different things and show them the glory of Fenris and the omnissiah.

  • @cobrastorm5722
    @cobrastorm5722 4 года назад +2

    “There’s too many of them Lord of Fervor! What are we going to do?”
    *SHOOM*

  • @bodenking
    @bodenking 3 года назад +1

    1:57:21 That line is my favorite in all of WarHams. The passion behind that line is perfect

  • @solav46
    @solav46 3 года назад +1

    "screw it, he's a lost cause. I'm with the order on this one for once."
    Lorn: "alright to start off....*CRUSH!!!*!"

  • @Jaeger_Bishop
    @Jaeger_Bishop 4 года назад +3

    Invader Zim vibes...especially with how batshit insane the cast and enemies are.

  • @doom7ish
    @doom7ish 4 года назад +39

    And my legs!

    • @stallfighter
      @stallfighter 4 года назад +3

      *"F my legs"

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 4 года назад +6

      And his legs!

    • @dziri3330
      @dziri3330 4 года назад +3

      "Praise be his legs"

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 4 года назад +2

      Smash his legs.
      Extract his femurs.

  • @Kodaemon
    @Kodaemon 4 года назад +2

    In an alternate universe they'd pretend to venerate the Lord of Fervour and offer to shave his legs to make them even more more glorious. Shave them... with Braine's power sword.

  • @AROBASPARK
    @AROBASPARK 4 года назад +7

    OMG! The crew on a Potato Kart XD