Trump Snoozes Through Stormy Daniels Trial, Kristi Noem Doubles Down on Puppy Slaying

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  • Опубликовано: 28 апр 2024
  • Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Trump continuously falling asleep during his hush money trial, Kristi Noem making a shocking admission that she killed her puppy and Zendaya's movie Challengers being a spicy smash hit at the box office.
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  • @classicalaid1
    @classicalaid1 20 дней назад +80

    If Noem shot her dog for bad behavior... imagine what she'll do with you if you don't follow her dictates.

    • @KrustyKlown
      @KrustyKlown 19 дней назад +2

      that Gravel Pit is full of Noem's disappointments.

  • @russellhammond371
    @russellhammond371 21 день назад +59

    "It's too cold? I've heard that excuse before" Lol! wow

  • @samandcolbyfanb340
    @samandcolbyfanb340 21 день назад +270

    The fact that she murdered a puppy is absolutely disgusting 🤢

    • @Littlebigtime
      @Littlebigtime 21 день назад

      She's a sociopath. Beyond disgusting.

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 21 день назад +9

      See You Next Tuesday!

    • @sarahhasah679
      @sarahhasah679 21 день назад

      Who is this nut job?

    • @GiGi-lg1dl
      @GiGi-lg1dl 21 день назад +26

      She shot her goat the same day in the same gravel pit too, and mentioned shooting dead 2 horses too

    • @Randomklips4447
      @Randomklips4447 21 день назад

      @@GiGi-lg1dl3*

  • @k.mccandies1505
    @k.mccandies1505 20 дней назад +18

    The Paddle bit was Hilarious 😆! So glad you're back Jimbo 🙌🏾!!!

  • @regantaylor148
    @regantaylor148 21 день назад +120

    Why isn't an animal welfare agency not investigating nome for felony animal abuse.

  • @wandatownes7387
    @wandatownes7387 21 день назад +48

    Garret Finley stole it with paddle ball 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pennyelaines
      @pennyelaines 20 дней назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🙌

    • @demean2798
      @demean2798 20 дней назад +3

      There could a 9.8 earth quake, I would still be laughing my ass off to Finley's paddle sports😂

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay 19 дней назад

      The perfect metaphor for masturbation.....

  • @joshuaang1104
    @joshuaang1104 21 день назад +37

    "I'm not saying she's a dog murderer.
    I'm saying we should be asking questions.
    Like is she a dog murderer?"
    -Jennifer Barkley (Parks and Rec)

  • @dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar
    @dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar 20 дней назад +25

    Kristy Noems The Gravel Pit story has Stephen King asking himself why didn't I think of that.

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay 19 дней назад +2

      Too sick for even Steven King ☠️

    • @jturtle5318
      @jturtle5318 16 дней назад +1

      He's creative, not a monster...

  • @kerriegray4733
    @kerriegray4733 20 дней назад +76

    Who kills a puppy? That’s murder. And a family goat & family horses? I lived on a farm. We didn’t kill our pets.

    • @ik7482
      @ik7482 20 дней назад +10

      yep Noem is a srial kller..

    • @kr13100
      @kr13100 20 дней назад +14

      The bar of acceptance for trump party is demonstrating how unnecessarily cruel and vile one can be.

    • @Have.An.AmicoDay
      @Have.An.AmicoDay 20 дней назад +1

      people do it different ways... some leave their dogs in the middle of the woods... if they are use to being fed from a bag or a can, they cant feed themselves and starve...

    • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
      @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 19 дней назад +1

      I absolutely agree with that that is murder. My question would be why is that murder but the brutal and unnecessary killings of 56 billion livestock animals a year isn't seen as murder?

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay 19 дней назад +2

      Sadly, most people consider the murder of animals for consumption as uncruel, unlike domesticated ones...

  • @merrygangemi
    @merrygangemi 20 дней назад +11

    It's a rather short jump from abusing and killing a defenseless puppy, a goat, and three horses, to seeing people--- you know children as well as adults. It's NOT a good sign.

  • @Amanda_move
    @Amanda_move 20 дней назад +37

    Hey Jimmy, I've actually experienced these red hats first hand and the trauma they cause. They drive around the community with those big American flags waving off the back of their cars and it's absolutely terrifying to experience. Vote blue as if your life depends on it. 💙💙.

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay 19 дней назад +1

      Because your life most likely does depend on it...

  • @KtotheL
    @KtotheL 21 день назад +21

    the ICE T Breakdown was great ! raise for the writer$ ?

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 20 дней назад

      Right? Great writing for the whole show. No misses today

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 21 день назад +34

    That dove clip was hilarious couldn't stop laughing 🤣.

    • @EvesRevenge
      @EvesRevenge 21 день назад +2

      not the Slovakian rep w the dove. That country is right behind Ukraine on Putin’s map to concur. Poland and Slovakia are after Ukraine (maps) …I have a missing friend from 3 rock type fan pages on facebook He is a Slovakian citizen. he said, his country claimed to be democratic or a democratic-socialist govt…Well? his house was bugged, they f’ed up his computer while trying to observe his activity on it over social media. He could not choose his major in college, nor buy even classic literature in their bookstores. He is still missing. 😢His government convinced the Trump administration to accept them as a democratic govt/country and they now have six embassies in our country. so sad, so scary.

    • @johnnygrant363
      @johnnygrant363 21 день назад

      Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 20 дней назад +3

      "erm... can you catch it as well?" LOLOL

    •  20 дней назад

      It was Slovenia.

    • @thenowak9053
      @thenowak9053 19 дней назад

      It was Slovakia (source: I'm from Slovakia).

  • @vsznry
    @vsznry 20 дней назад +12

    Air Bidens was hilarious.

  • @edwardroche2480
    @edwardroche2480 20 дней назад +10

    As a hunting dog the puppy was kept in a cage most of the time only brought out for training or hunting. For a young puppy they go nuts when they first come out. Need to keep them on a leash until they are trained. I've never trained a pointer, but my grandfather has. I was totally stupid back in the seventies. And it's still shows. Forgive me grandfather

  • @Joe_1sr9
    @Joe_1sr9 20 дней назад +15

    She also shot her goat 🐐 and horses 🐎 can you believe it. RIP Cricket.

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 21 день назад +58

    Trump already has a note from a doctor to get out of criminal trials:
    Phone Spurs.

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 21 день назад +34

    Odor in the court?

  • @jasonbamburg1163
    @jasonbamburg1163 21 день назад +10

    Puppy murder aside, thanks for uploading clips so quickly.
    Some of us need this or can't watch at all. RUclips doesn't suck.

  • @garycpriestley
    @garycpriestley 20 дней назад +2

    The Garrett Finley interview was the funniest gag I've seen in years!!!! 😆😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @chuyocaca4153
    @chuyocaca4153 21 день назад +7

    2 :46 Is it just Me? or Donnie's smirk looks a lot like Stan Laurel 🤣

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay 19 дней назад

      Trump’s famous “sh!t-eating grin”...

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 21 день назад +24

    Welcome back jimmy it great to see you tonight.

    • @Hammerhandforge-fb9cz
      @Hammerhandforge-fb9cz 20 дней назад

      Well no shames have been changed since you last gave a shout, and those blames that you named, they have not gone down or out, who'da thunk they'd lead ya - back onstage, and with balls right where we'll knee ya - well calm back well calm back well calm back

  • @SBHink
    @SBHink 21 день назад +7

    did Jimmy blush during the paddleball demo ;)

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 20 дней назад +1

      I think so especially when it kept going 😂

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh1 21 день назад +31

    "SHOUT OUT to the White Dove!!"

    • @Hammerhandforge-fb9cz
      @Hammerhandforge-fb9cz 20 дней назад

      Grilled: askin' 4 Baskin. Roasted: You wanna peace o' THIS hen lucky fried alley chicken?

  • @dera6347
    @dera6347 21 день назад +16

    Cruel Ella Noemvil.

  • @davidwilson5381
    @davidwilson5381 20 дней назад +3

    Don the con is selling the sneaker loafer hybrid, Leaker!

  • @debimorsette1685
    @debimorsette1685 20 дней назад +2

    The Kentucky Derby hat looks like The King’s Guards hat at Buckingham Palace crashed into a field of flowers and the flowers won.

  • @8arrows
    @8arrows 21 день назад +18

    I wonder what Trummkopf would do for a Diet Coke in prison.

    • @ik7482
      @ik7482 20 дней назад

      Trumpty Dumpty

    • @ik7482
      @ik7482 20 дней назад

      trumpty dumpty.

    • @ik7482
      @ik7482 20 дней назад

      trumpty dumpty

  • @jodiramberg707
    @jodiramberg707 21 день назад +17

    Which of these racquet sports would you recommend for me? I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 20 дней назад +19

    "If publisher Pecker paid a Playboy Playmate how many Playboy Playmates did Pecker pay?"
    ~Stephen Colbert

    •  20 дней назад +6

      Stephen Colbert 🤭

    • @Hammerhandforge-fb9cz
      @Hammerhandforge-fb9cz 20 дней назад

      Perhaps a'plenty o' pretty princesses paraded past President party-boy, pullin' some an' a-pushin' other pinklets, peerin' at some, an' a-pryin' at others, leerin' at mothers an' a-pryin' w/da..u...gh .....t..........

    • @Have.An.AmicoDay
      @Have.An.AmicoDay 20 дней назад +1

      Peter Pecker better pick some pickled peppers quick...

    • @kellybrown740
      @kellybrown740 20 дней назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @vinniediesel1369
      @vinniediesel1369 19 дней назад +1

      I forgot to credit him for that but I just updated it thanks for the reminder!

  • @tamaradudley7398
    @tamaradudley7398 20 дней назад +6

    No heat because...
    HE STINKS

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 20 дней назад

      Omg imagine the warm farts he would stink the courtroom up with

  • @MelissaM-lo5hi
    @MelissaM-lo5hi 20 дней назад +4

    Great to have you all back. Great show. Informative. From beginning to end🔥👍

  • @kookootrix1978
    @kookootrix1978 21 день назад +14

    You mean "Odor in the court!" #StinkyDon

  • @jacobgood4842
    @jacobgood4842 21 день назад +15

    I wonder how the rest of the country that has animals felt she also bragged about it

  • @scottschader3664
    @scottschader3664 20 дней назад +2

    78 and muggy 😂😂😂

  • @JonathancamargoTrindadeTrindad
    @JonathancamargoTrindadeTrindad 21 день назад +6

    Thank you Jimmy

  • @EvesRevenge
    @EvesRevenge 21 день назад +24

    Talkin about Slovakia…The Slovakian govt? My friend from 3 facebook music fan groups, whom I’d been conversing with for two years…He lived in Slovenia, would complain to me his government said they were a democratic solialst country. The country that Trump allowed to lie, as my friend told me. They did not let their citizens choose what career or focus one has in college. Books were banned and you could not choose what books you wanted to read bc they aren’t available in book stores…classics…just like the ones republicans were trying to ban…The books that had so many librarian’s in n the US quit their jobs over bc they are indeed, classical literature. So DEMOCRACY , not just democratic thought or persuasion in politics…DEMOCRACY IS ON YOUR CHAD-hanging (ref to bush v gore presidential race…the one where an actual man of character accepted his loss in the SCOTUS, case, and didn’t cause his angry followers to storm our capital or yeah, he wasn’t indicted on 80+ criminal counts …Gore they should’ve been president over Bush II.
    But ya know that damn electoral college makes both my vote and yours less valuable bc our country came up with the electoral college…It appeased Southern slave- owners bc it allowed a male slave, ou need by ine if them, to be worth a partial vote in our country’s beginning…civil war era. History does not need to repeat itself if ppl pay attention..know what news sources are reliable. Know why a reliable source of info is important even!!!!!

    • @thenowak9053
      @thenowak9053 19 дней назад

      Do not mix up Slovakia and Slovenia.

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh1 21 день назад +11

    There is a real chance to be a MAD HATTER now!

  • @Artistic_Kay
    @Artistic_Kay 21 день назад +9

    Welcome back! 🤩

  • @Skarlett00
    @Skarlett00 20 дней назад +1

    The paddle ball bit 😂😂

  • @tammyjantzen9004
    @tammyjantzen9004 21 день назад +8

    That hat! 😂😂😂

    • @kookootrix1978
      @kookootrix1978 21 день назад

      💙💙💙💙💙 love it!

    • @thomaslienert4225
      @thomaslienert4225 20 дней назад

      @@kookootrix1978 Did the audience member seated behind Maddie get a refund?

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets 20 дней назад +1

    Fire monologue from beginning to end. Great job, writers, great job, band, great job, Jimmy. 👏🏿

  • @thatswhatusdovesdo
    @thatswhatusdovesdo 21 день назад +8

    Then trump starts the clapping like in training day

  • @optimistprime7897
    @optimistprime7897 21 день назад +3

    "Snoafer" is a terrible nickname for a shoe, but I guess the only other option was "Leaker" so...

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 20 дней назад +1

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

  • @billybillz4443
    @billybillz4443 19 дней назад

    Lmaooooooooooooooo i laughed so hard at the paddle ball bit

  • @julieblaha4960
    @julieblaha4960 20 дней назад +2

    There’s nothing I enjoy more than seeing a commercial trump paid for on a Jimmy Kimmel video

  • @martinlye2748
    @martinlye2748 20 дней назад +1

    I worked as a temperature control ( building operator ) and every chair had a sweater on it.

  • @KtotheL
    @KtotheL 21 день назад +5

    im glad he likes the COLD soooo much because its a LOT colder in the JAIL where he is going to be wearing hospital clothes :) ROFL this guy wouldnt make it 2 weeks once he got his canteen... they would all up in his RAMEN !

  • @FORESTGUMP5280
    @FORESTGUMP5280 21 день назад +3

    Glad you got the opening back in the public….! WTF was that…!

  • @jturtle5318
    @jturtle5318 16 дней назад

    "Umm, so can you catch it as well?"
    💀 💀 💀

  • @christinespiers-wy9kr
    @christinespiers-wy9kr 19 дней назад +1

    Right now I am praying for peace in our Country and in our World!👍

  • @sandytrunks
    @sandytrunks 21 день назад +2

    @6:08 THAT is an Emmy moment right there!

  • @DerekReuter
    @DerekReuter 20 дней назад

    NOICE!!! My gut hurts from the lolz

  • @Eyeball_Heroin
    @Eyeball_Heroin 20 дней назад +1

    That’s awesome, the derby hats are beautiful. 🤩
    Marge Simpson Derby style, the winner is going to want to build up their neck muscles significantly.

  • @willadeefriesland5107
    @willadeefriesland5107 20 дней назад +1

    ...then there's a another choice in the 'Snoafer' shoe line named for (T)Rump. It's called the 'Leaker'. Obviously not good in Stormy weather... 🌩

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 21 день назад +3

    We love your show jimmy fallon

  • @hijones2968
    @hijones2968 19 дней назад

    The paddleball bit was so accurate!

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay 19 дней назад

      The perfect metaphor for masturbation....

  • @that_jason_black
    @that_jason_black 20 дней назад

    Clip that! LOL

  • @JimmyTheGreek2000
    @JimmyTheGreek2000 19 дней назад +2

    01:17 - It is not a 'hush money' payments trial ! It is not illegal in NY State to pay someone if you want to pay someone !
    - It is 34 charges or counts of creating false business records or documents to cover other crimes ! GET THE FACTS CORRERECTLY !!!

    • @markstevenson6635
      @markstevenson6635 19 дней назад

      That's too complex for many to understand, apparently.

  • @christinespiers-wy9kr
    @christinespiers-wy9kr 19 дней назад

    Jimmy, I tried to enter the Derby Day contest, but the link would not open?

  • @essiebessie661
    @essiebessie661 20 дней назад +1

    OMG THE RACKET SKIT

  • @Nicole-nt5np
    @Nicole-nt5np 21 день назад +5

    Where was jimmy the last 2 weeks

  • @christinespiers-wy9kr
    @christinespiers-wy9kr 19 дней назад

    Jimmy, I tried to enter the contest for the Derby Day contest, but the link wouldn’t open. Is the contest already over?

  • @user-if6jc3lr3y
    @user-if6jc3lr3y 21 день назад +2

    Yellow tulip is very good ❤

  • @timbutler8316
    @timbutler8316 21 день назад +3

    The lunatic was awake the whole time! He wasn’t asleep.

  • @JonathancamargoTrindadeTrindad
    @JonathancamargoTrindadeTrindad 21 день назад +2

    Knuckles ❤ Jimmy fallon

  • @Eyeball_Heroin
    @Eyeball_Heroin 20 дней назад +1

    Watched it today, this movie could have waited for the tv screen. Nothing about this movie required a movies screen. A bunch of tight young bodies playing very aggressive tennis, saved this movie it felt that the movie was building to something significant, but no climax scene was really rendered. You can wait to see it.

  • @rainzohav2181
    @rainzohav2181 21 день назад +4

    Oh my: Pink’s hot dogs. A blast from my past. It’s still there?

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 20 дней назад +1

    The biggest horse race in the US having a "horseless carriage" company as a sponsor seems just a little bit funny all on its own.

  • @katherinehunter9526
    @katherinehunter9526 21 день назад +2

    FARTING PUMPKIN 🎃 💨🙀

  • @zheekoh7859
    @zheekoh7859 20 дней назад +1

    The girl sitting beside Jimmy near the end is gorgeous

  • @brandonyoung-kemkes1128
    @brandonyoung-kemkes1128 20 дней назад

    Trump probably would be like “The Mc rib is back. Order my quota”.

  • @christinespiers-wy9kr
    @christinespiers-wy9kr 19 дней назад

    Love “The Root”!😊
    Looking forward to seeing Tiger Woods on your Show!

  • @coraleahs
    @coraleahs 20 дней назад

    😂😂mushroom😅😅

  • @jrgaskin01
    @jrgaskin01 21 день назад +4

    "Don't worry about him. that's just my jew". Ice-T.

  • @knibblescakes5510
    @knibblescakes5510 19 дней назад

    Love the Kentucky Derby hats 👒

  • @dianehartung5954
    @dianehartung5954 20 дней назад

    Love ICE TEAS !¡!😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @PoetlaureateNFDL
    @PoetlaureateNFDL 21 день назад +6

    The dove video was funny. 😊

  • @christinespiers-wy9kr
    @christinespiers-wy9kr 19 дней назад

    Love Justin!❤

  • @matthewsutphin7508
    @matthewsutphin7508 20 дней назад +1

    Please do more of IceT, IceCube, IceMan, Ice anything band tore

  • @iDard3n
    @iDard3n 21 день назад +5

    Higgins 🧑‍🍳 💋

  • @channelforwhat
    @channelforwhat 20 дней назад

    1:22 - ICE-T Breakdown.

  • @JonathancamargoTrindadeTrindad
    @JonathancamargoTrindadeTrindad 21 день назад

    Não tenho medo de covardia

  • @oldbeatpete
    @oldbeatpete 18 дней назад

    good joke on '77 and muggy versus 81 and sunny'.

  • @JonathancamargoTrindadeTrindad
    @JonathancamargoTrindadeTrindad 21 день назад +1

    DVD original não e crime 👍🤐

  • @TatsuDeMtz19
    @TatsuDeMtz19 21 день назад

    It's Jimmy Fallon

  • @JonathancamargoTrindadeTrindad
    @JonathancamargoTrindadeTrindad 21 день назад

    Nossa felicidade ninguém vai tirar

  • @GigiolaCinquetty
    @GigiolaCinquetty 20 дней назад

    Snofers, made from real puppy leather ... 😁🤣🤪

  • @Smokerdoo1966
    @Smokerdoo1966 19 дней назад

    Sick

  • @JonathancamargoTrindadeTrindad
    @JonathancamargoTrindadeTrindad 21 день назад

    Coisas ruim que e pra tirar ninguém tirar

  • @matthewsutphin7508
    @matthewsutphin7508 20 дней назад +1

    Holy pigeon shyt, hands down the most powerful peaceful omen the world will 4get

  • @laron7god90
    @laron7god90 21 день назад +1

    Who next

  • @ThatOldBlackMagic_YouAppear
    @ThatOldBlackMagic_YouAppear 18 дней назад

    this that thee other thing @ your world? this your world IT "is"

  • @tamaradudley7398
    @tamaradudley7398 20 дней назад +2

    VOTE BLUE

    • @Sumtingwong658
      @Sumtingwong658 20 дней назад +1

      Why don’t we ever see “vote red”

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 20 дней назад

      ​@@Sumtingwong658because not everyone likes politicians that justify shooting puppies and forcing 10 year olds to give birth

  • @billygoat520
    @billygoat520 20 дней назад

    Those late night show bands have a tough gig, playing 30 second marathons.

  • @zoe6723
    @zoe6723 20 дней назад

    at the end of the video, Derby hat is great for Marge Simpson

  • @LaSnob711
    @LaSnob711 20 дней назад

    Fallon is the sexiest of the Strike Force 5 😊

  • @jomamacallinyou
    @jomamacallinyou 20 дней назад

    Hey! Ford figured out how to make a car non-eco-friendly!!! (that means it takes so much electricity to charge:(

  • @RobertDarcy
    @RobertDarcy 20 дней назад

    Comparing Trump to Biden is like comparing SNL to Sesame Street!