Trump Begs Big Oil Executives for $1 Billion, Doesn't Know What "Ambidextrous" Means | Tonight Show
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Trump Begs Big Oil Executives for $1 Billion, Doesn't Know What "Ambidextrous" Means | Tonight Show
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Any oil company that gives trump a penny should be posted on social media and BOYCOTT ED...
The thing is we will never find out until years later.
Sure and we can go all live off the grid
Let me know if you know what oil company goes to which gas station.
Otherwise you’re just talking tough.
Each owner, operator, shareholder. Document all their names, photos, countries they are from. Charge each of them with laws they have 'skirted'. Each of them includes Rupert Murdoch, family and all his companies. Those employees: Carlton-Hannity-Ingraham-Pirro* and the rest. Ten of them?
They were booted out of Australia and England.
For pp45? Medical&mental health? Statistically 1in5 are born with Disabilities-Disorders. He's their main one and at least fifteen million are in that group, voting. They depend on those votes. The ADA doesn't cover civil or criminal, inherent behavior. Fortunately, the Youth have a huge voice now, they helped win the 2020.
Thanks for ypur words and reading these.
@@SinkpehnaRossFire-uc4ov , sure. 😂
Biden should tell oil companies that if they give Trump a billion dollars they are going to have to pay 2 billion dollars more in taxes
This smacks of typical communist Democrat mentality. Everything that comes out of Fallons mouth is a lie. The best he can do is impersonate a comedian.
That's the worst strategy ever.
@@ernstkristianstlen4369 at least he is not asking for donations for favors publicly like Trump and admitting that he can be bought by anyone who wants to bribe him into screwing over American voters
Why? Is it because Trump wants to put tariffs on China and reduce taxes on Americans? Or do you love giving billions to Ukraine? Wake up fool!
Don't bother. 30% of energy produced in the world in 2023 was from renewables. By 2030, oil will be $10 a barrel or less. Oil companies can turn their drilling rigs into geothermal power plants if they want to keep making money.
Trumpster wants $1 Billion dollars from Oil Companies... Sounds like an out and out bribe!
of course it is. hell all he is about is the grifting, selling nfts, shoes, bibles, hats, shirts,stocks in his failing social media company.
@@Hobodeluxe960 Well said!
US policies are for sale, foreign or domestic billionaires can bid. Trump keeps the proceeds for himself. Screw the citizens, it's all Trump money grab and no one will hold him responsible
Unfortunately, in exchange for the billion he promised to reverse climate policy ☹️
Vote 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸
Couldn't he just pimp himself out, and leave things for the good of future generations? 😁
Yes. It would have been good to mention that as well.
Isn't that corruption ?
@@pietrojenkins6901 Otherwise known as standard operating procedure for Trump.
@@timball1458
Only because Republican men are pedophiles and have no interest in grown women!
"all gas, no brains" is what that tattoo should've read!
Oh brother is this the level of education in America? How embarrassing
And that’s a University teacher 🙄
Please vote for democracy, vote blue
Ambidextrous? Does Trump think that because he uses both of his little hands to hold his water glass that that means he's *ambidextrous* ?
Oh, Donald. 🙊
🙉🙈🙊 Go away Trump!
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notice every time he does a door stop interview with reporter he talks with hands.....ambidextrous
Trump has all the dexterity of a drunken sloth.
He messes that word up every time he missuses it.
Jimmy with the Trump jokes!! Love it!! 🤣🤣
Jimmy Dimples😊
Please put him in jail so he can not spread his lies everyday
You mean put Jimmy Fallon in prison. Excellent observation
@@stevenberglund3576 🤡
You hearing voices? Jimmy’s telling you lies everyday 😂😂😂🤭
All Gas, no Break… Trump in court 💨
Ambidextrous is left and right handed ability
OOF! Are we ALL still making jokes about the Hair Dye Incident? That "Big Oil" joke was hilarious!
U can give trumpy 100 billion. And he’ll be begging 🙏 again within a year for more.
Apparently Bible & shoe sales aren't enough 😂
Trump is cutting up his silk pyjamas and selling little pieces for $50
In exchange for the illion dollars each from the oil companies, he promises to get rid of the environment laws.
He is so outta touch, big oil is investing in natural energy the race us on, and they don't want to flood the market again. Good business ma , ha! Because even I know it's a nope.
That graduation clips had me dying it was hilarious 🤣😭.
😁 after he said "jellybean ahh" they should've showed dat clip of Trump having his ahhh brain freeze...😊
names read by substitute teacher mr garvey
@@gnocchidokey Your comment had me smiling 💗
@@gnocchidokey ??????????
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Oof @ that graduation clip🫠😆
Yeah, that was weird.
How could someone be that unaware? That WAS weird.
Shocking and disrespectful of the students. Hope they all had a written apology.
That song made me cry. I love the Roots. I listened to the song three times. I'll l most likely listen to it again.
You're so talented.
I'm a mom and Grandma, so it means a lot to me, The Mother's Day song.
Thank you Jimmy for making us laugh.
VOTE 💙🙏🏼🇺🇲🎆
😂The graduation clip is a runner-up to Key & Peele's Substitute Teacher bit ("A-aron")
The graduation woman sounded like trump trying to say any word
I've watched a few graduations working event-staging gigs when I was younger. That is by far the worst name-reading I've ever heard by a large margin.
It's ridiculous.
No way....is that real????
Kinda feel bad for those kids. But makes for an unforgettable story I suppose.
Shocked no one else tagged themselves in to help out read names (sooner)
It was incredibly horrific 😂
@@dianeg9235It was real
DUDE CLAIMES TO BE AMBIDEXTROUS BUT NOBODY TOLD HIM WHAT IT MEANS ( IT DOES NOT MEAN " DOING A BUNCH OF STUFF AT THE SAME TIME ")
Answer the phone with one hand and sign a letter with the other?
@@emotionaleaters241that's not "a bunch", that's two.
2:33 reminds me of that Key & Peele skit where Keegan keep mispronouncing the students' names! 🤣🤣🤣
A-A RON!! 🤣🤣
Not going to that college 😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅
😂😂😂
Wy not. Grate weed!.
@@malcolmarmstrong3957 hahahahaaaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it sure seems like it!
@@malcolmarmstrong3957 that announcer took two gummies instead of a half!!!!! 😂
@@malcolmarmstrong3957 "Great" is the correct spelling. Not attacking you :) Being in Texas has made me start to forget how to spell a few seldom used words correctly myself. Or it could just be a typo
An old president is better than no president but no president is better than a child president! vote blue Biden is true!
Sluagh-ghairm is the battle cry of the dead. Later it became slogan.
😂
Biden is 3 yrs older that's not much geez.
Yes, vote blue 100%, please! For the sake of the US and the world.🙏💙🇺🇸🌎
The world smiles
The fact I got an ad with DJTJ begging for money for his dad...going into Fallon's Trump gags...is everything you need to know about RUclips.
Beautiful! 😂
Ditto...asking for 5 bucks. Really? A "billionaire" needs my 5 bucks?? LOL!!!
Same I get blasted by those fckng ads
Same here.
Don’t give that pumpkin a damn dime
Isn't Trump's efforts at quid pro quo a teeny tiny bit illegal?
How do you value Usury?
And i wonder what he promised those oil exexcs for that billion?
WTF was that graduation... were they graduating from the school of illiteracy....
That's funny but also a real worry when people can't even read.
They printed the names without the actual spelling. The teacher was attempting to read the phonetic version off the list. I would have trouble with it. The real spelling would be instantaneous though. Maybe a couple errors in personal desires of how to pronounce a name, but hey..
That University really needs to grasp the idea that we are now in the 21st century, and in a multi-cultural, multi-lingual world. Disrespectful and lazy of presenter to not bother learning how to pronounce names beforehand? Patronising to the presenter to give her supposedly phonetic versions? Either or both, the event was badly planned and managed. For those young people and their proud families it should have been a perfect celebratory recognition of their achievements.
A A RON 😂
I thought of that sketch too, HAHAHAHA....
Thomas 😂❤
Thank you for posting monologues again!!! Best part of the show!!!!!
um, he never stopped posting them. i've been watching them ,during season, every weekday, for years and years. perhaps youtube simply wasn't recommending them in your feed? the youtube algorithm SUCKS,
I suspect the graduation ceremony idea was to be fair towards those with non-English names? Next time, GIVE 'm the OPTION to submit phonetics of their name. Then it's up to THEM
Or how about a UNIVERSITY actually has their staff LEARN how to pronounce student names: they’ve been teaching them for quite a while.
Ambidextrous characterized by duplicity : double-dealing
He was unordained, uneducated, and theologically so ambidextrous that he could be either Lutheran or Reformed as the situation required.-
G. H. Genzmer
You KNOW-NOTHING!!!
Someone... needs to go back to grade school...
Sounds like key & peele lol
@@keving8006 TRUMP KNOWS NOTHING!
@@johnhutchinson2395 TRUMPANZEES NEED TO MOVE TO RUSSIA!
Ha ha ha Trump looked like an idiot using the word "ambidextrous" wrongly!
his alma mater must be so proud!
That’s because he’s biggly stupid.
@@oldrrocrWharton professor wm t Kelley said trump was the "dumbest goddam student i ever had".
He always looks that way irrespective of the words or situations.
AND, 'BIGLY'!
The problem is that a McDonalds’ meal cost an hour of work. My handyman (fully employed) told me he has to meal plan and freeze meals. For him Arby’s is a treat.
That graduation names calling...😅
It's exactly how I felt about PingYing Mandarin! I just can't pronounce it!
That song had to have been at least 85 to 90% Adam Sandler…
Many Women 🙋vote for our🧢President Biden 🌎🦋 💙
He really 🌊defends women's rights👌👍
Happy 10th Anniversary! Love you Jimmy ❤❤❤
Trumps always begging for something!! 🙄🤣
From President to Charity Case! 😮
@@sherrih6375, YES!! 👏🏼👏🏼🤣
Even a swat on his fanny!
@@S.Shea2432 when is he gonna beg the American people for forgiveness ?
Narcissists don't ask for forgiveness. They're incapable of comprehending they've done anything wrong.@@pietrojenkins6901
@5:59 ‘All gas, no brakes’, not ‘breaks’. Makes no sense.
You think the guy's a mental giant?
I expected the creators of the show be better than this or whoever was in charge of the captions. The tattoo was actually spelled right.
Actually “breaks” would work too because it looks pretty much like in life, he didn’t get any
This is a repeat, but I want to thank Jimmy again for having a show on Friday night. Makes the weekend easier. Only 2 nights without late-nights instead of 3. Nights. **** I meant my comment is a repeat of another comment I made. Sorry for the poor wording ****
It's not a repeat.
Actually The Tonight Show with Jimmy Falon is the only late night Show that is not a repeat on Friday Nights. All of the other late night shows are repeats on Fridays. VOTE BLUE 🎉
I would love to hear more than the first 10 seconds of the "Thank You Notes" song.😁🤣
Wow! Phonetics are hard?
Wow, a late night host working on a Friday
Remember when McD’s pitch was you could get a burger, fries and a drink for less than a dollar?
What those kids at Thomas Jefferson University experienced is something that happens to people with non European based names every day of the week.
A lot of those names were European based
❤😂 What's sad 😢 is that's supposed to be higher education 😮
"You pick the joke." And yet they always tell the one I don't pick.
There was another power-hungry conservative in 1930-40's Germany who loved self-glorifying rallies, promised to make Germany great again, hated a free press, paid no taxes, hated Democracy, admired Dictators, trash talked his neighboring countries, fixated on younger women, claimed he was smarter than his generals, and had a right-wing cult following that believed he was "The Chosen One". Sound familiar? Remember how a leader spewing lies and divisiveness worked out for Germany?
Stormy and Don's Juan gets him in court. 😎
6:52 Happy Mothers Day to all the moms out there 🥰👌🏼
We all know that Jimmy and Kevin riding on a roller coaster it’s just going to be Kevin screaming “oooooooooh, ahhhhhh, ha, ha, haaaaa.”
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
I feel blessed for Mother’s Day. Sending so much love out into the UNIVERSE AND HAVING IT BOOMERANG BACK LIKE ARMS OF A HUG!🤗 Sending hugs 🤗 ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Numbskull University 😂😂
If you're out in England, Mothering Sunday was two months ago! I'd throw your hat in first.
Anyone who has NO idea what ambidextrous means...should not even be considered for a government position! ! 💙💪🌊💯
That graduation name list was almost as good as the A Aron skit
so many better choices than mcd. they could bring back cheap prices, but choose not to. typical greedy corps
The guy with the neck tattoo, I think it would be wonderful if Jimmy would have suggested an, "I ♥️ Trump" on his chest.
"billingual" i like men & women joke about trump was hilarious!!
A billionaire begging other billionaires for money?
😂😂😂 👏👏👏
Happy Friday❤ and Mother’s Day 🌹
Two words: substitute teacher (K&P) 😂
loved your Mother's Day Song
Oh, those poor students. No…. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Back then in TrumpTower suite:
Stormy Daniels looking at D.T.' s lower body: "What is this?"
D.T. responding: "It's a small world"
How on earth would a Toddler know what "Ambidextrous" means??
Truly impressive show, Jimmy. The only late show host i can watch for an entire episode and not laugh, once.
Laughing sooo hard re 'phonetic' spelling of graduate names!! And, I think the person who typed those phonics must have been 'Spanish'? Bishop became 'beeship'!! 😂😁
What the-?? Was the person announcing those names taught by Key & Peele’s “Substitute Teacher” Mr. Garvey? 😂
Are you fukking kidding me!.? Stuck on phonics, NO.
So Glad I’m Not The Only One That Has That Reaction To Naps.😵💫
You got to have some really special cognitive circumstances to mispronounce the name Thomas Michael giving you work at a university bearing the name Thomas 😂
For anyone wondering, the Spanish subtitles just skipped over the "ambidextrous" part and went straight to "I can do various things at once"
The story about the cup of pee should been number one. (Get it? Number one…) lol
Thomas...lol
Jimmy Falen is a Wonderful Guy. 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉
Trump ambidextrous? Doubt it. Polyfelonious? No doubts at all.
why would the names be written phonetically? they were simpe names.
Duh! To be sure to properly pronounce them, of course! 🤣
Wouldn't it be "ALL GAS AND NO BRAKES?
Lmao a jobs report vs. Disney streaking?? Did they even have a joke WRITTEN for the first one? 😂 id love to see what happens if everyone picked the boring ones
Love the song jimmy❤ thank you
Not every host can just pick up a guitar and play and sing and dance like Fallon can ❤️
10:03 i love James's eyebrow expression lol
6:04 "All gas no BREAKS"?? Who's your editor?Or was that literally what the tattoo read?
No end to the evidence of Trump's stupidity and desperation.
See if the overhead bin stowaway woman was chill. My first reaction to the flight crew would be , "Hang on! I want her to be my seat partner. Can we make that happen?"
Thank you for the fun Mother’s Day song 🎶, Jimmy. 🥰From a mom/ Grammy 👵🏻👏
The story about mortgage rate going 7% is mind blowing and nobody wants to hear about that shit tha we should be talking about 😂
He was actually playing the guitar. I'm kinda impressed
That woman just messed up. New availability. Coach on planes. Bring a pillow
There’s no way that graduation announcer doesn’t like key and peele
8:10 I teared up a little for the song frfr 🥲 I wasn't ready 😂
Oil Companies are not known to put all their eggs in one basket
Tah-Mu-May … No … New York 😂
I'm scared if thats a university prof trying to pronounce the names of grads from a "University". Not my school of choice for a higher education.😬
WTH 😳😳😳
Mama say Mama Sah mama coosah! That's a Michael Jackson reference, Got to be Startin Somethin LOL!!