Guys: "I'm having trouble getting with girls." Male Tarantula: "I gotta cross a desert, risk getting run over or attacked by a tarantula hawk, and when I finally reach the female, she wants to make dinner outta me."
0:58 I love that he looks like he's actually trembling. It's like hey...I didn't call you last time cause you tried to kill me....but I'll never forget that night...we can have that magic again
Coyote Peterson is actually Jake Gyllenhaal from the movie Okja. He got into character and just couldn't break. He went too method! Think about it. Have you ever seen Coyote Peterson and Jake Gyllenhaal in the same room?!
Male spider: * knocks on door* Female spider: * comes out * Male spider:hello m'lady would you like to ma- Female spider :* attacks * Male spider: ah sh-
I love how the male is so gentle when it comes to finding a mate because he finds the hide and just knocks 🥺 like "hewwo are you home, i've come to breed and run for my life"
dragon zordi dark souls is a very difficult game. I haven’t played much of it, but that what the comment is referring to. I wouldn’t’ think have got it either had I not heard of the game
He's making a rather spoiler-y reference. But basically the journey through Dark Souls was hard and treacherous, and in the end, your reward is barely worth it. But that's fine, because the journey was fun, and in it's own right, worth doing again. At least, for Dark Souls it was...
Udon I was more so referring to the theme of dying than the ending. Either way, the game is over a decade old, its a bit late to worry about spoilers *shrug*
They need to add some more role playing. Like the male tarantula was wearing a pizza delivery costume from dominoes. And the female was wearing just an apron. And the female can’t afford to tip the guy so the male tarantula gets a 1min quickie and after the minute he says “ I got more pizzas to deliver i can’t afford another job” but the female tarantula holds his leg and replies “stay with me “ but the male tarantula pulls his leg and runs off and shouts back “I’m sorry I have to work I need to pay off my student loans from the university of Phoenix. Or something like that.
The fact that the male simply to do a small adaptation can defeat the much larger female and than procced to fertilize, is simply amazing. Watching the underdog win is always joyfull
Narrator: “why did the tarantula crossed the road? “ Me : To get crushed by a car? Narrator: “ He is looking for a female to mate.” Me : I love gruesome deaths
Ok I have arachnophobia, and one time my friend (who owns a tarantula) let me see his room to see his geckos, snakes, and other lizards, but recently his spider had shed, and he put the shed ON TOP OF THE GECKO TANK. Needless to say, I *may* have screamed, just a little.
There are six different types of urticating hair known in tarantulas, varying in size and shape, particularly the distribution of barbs. Each type of urticating hair is believed to target different enemies.
Him: "shh shh... here is some flowers. Goodbye my love" Her: . . . Also her: ok. Some stranger just came to door and left me flowers. That was weird. I was about to beat him up too.
Woman: Honey, there's a tarantula in the kitchen!!! Man: Don't touch it, it could hurt you! Woman: Okay, so we'll wait for it to go away and die? Man: Yup! 40 years later: Woman:Honey, the tarantula is still there...
"She'll drag him away, lay an egg on him, and use him as live baby food."
how'd they manage to make something so sinister seem so.... unsinister
Guitar strings and piano chords
Jacob
Yikes
Whats so unsinister about it?
I'm guessing it's the "live baby food" part.
Trap him with a kid and force him to pay child support? Idk.
Tarantula: i am going to get laid
Wasp: hold my babies
Wasp: *hold my paralysing fluid*
Omg that’s so perfect 🤣
Wish that tarantula was saved tho
Literally
This is why you should use protection's
0:56
*The female tarantula* : _impress me_
*The male tarantula* : ( _trembles_ )
Lol I didn't notice the 'tremble'
Tragoudistros.MPH look closely at the male...he shakes
@@delmyrodriguez2787 no, I said I "didn't see" not "I don't see" :)
that little tremor is definitely visible once pointed out :)
heh he did tremble XD
He’s nervous af
Male tarantulas be like: " She's the love of my life, and the end."
Male*
@@Lemony.H why did you replied to a comment that was a year ago
@@bababooey444 hi lol
@@bababooey444 cus it aint illegal
@@bababooey444 We're not allowed to do that?
Guys: "I'm having trouble getting with girls."
Male Tarantula: "I gotta cross a desert, risk getting run over or attacked by a tarantula hawk, and when I finally reach the female, she wants to make dinner outta me."
Ikr like dame what are we complaining about.
😂😂😂
Yaaaa
Boys are lazy, they just don’t want to put in the work
I feel you Bro but that spider sacrifice is not to be look down by human standard XD
0:58 I love that he looks like he's actually trembling.
It's like hey...I didn't call you last time cause you tried to kill me....but I'll never forget that night...we can have that magic again
💀💀💀
👉👌
She’s like-“JØ I DON’T WANT THE KIDS-
I WHEEZED
Car: *approaches*
Pianist: *has seizure on piano*
Music: *AHSJWOSNNGLWKFNAKHAHDMSKSD*
3:30
Like seriously the pianist is having a seizure...
The spider playing the piano didn’t get passed the road...
😩🤣😂😭🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
666 likes :o
The word "crush" has more than one meaning in this video.
*hmm yes..*
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"He gently taps his front mouthparts, called pedipalps, to see if she's home."
Me: What a gentleman.
@@user-lm8lh1gv3t bwahaha precisely 😂
Spider life is tuff
Before brutally forcing her to reproduce
@@MahouShoujo-Studios yep is sad 😞
Frs, she be fuming tho i dont know why, my mans even knocked
Dang mating is literally a battle for these guys.
Verified
Indeed
Tell me about it sighhh
And it can cost there life
Yep
I will never complain about how difficult it can be to get laid again.
Christopher Metcalf omg 😂😂😂
Yeah buddy. Some animals die to do it one time
Shiiet!
After you get married, you may end up running for your life
@@PeterMakal some human resemble animal
I saw a sock. Had a nervous breakdown. Turned on the lights. Contemplated life.
CUS UR A BOY wait but but that sai
I am trying to comprehend this comment and why exactly they favorited it and honestly nothing is coming together
someone please explain
You've scared your socks off. Then you got scared off of your socks.
Dude meant he though it was an egg sac for a spider and freaked
male: knock knock
female: *Who's THERE?!*
male:...
Me:Your mom
It's Joe
*No its karen*
@@mr.frenzy7304 who is joe?
@@Pacific0_ joe mama
0:38 those two are legit like:
“Good luck Carl”
“You too Frank”
“if you live you know where to meet me for drinks”
0:57
When you visit your girls house and her dad
Is waiting at the door
Lol
Just look at those teeth, oh my god
" The mating dance finished , he runs for his life . "
😂
I c u'r a man of culture. Subtitles
Prom dances in a nutshell
Surabhi Kumari My life in a nutshell
Typical lol
sounds like my dad
"It has the 2nd most painful sting in the world"
Coyote Peterson: :)
Puppy Hood So ducking true
he already got stung tho
oh wait..
Coyote Peterson is actually Jake Gyllenhaal from the movie Okja. He got into character and just couldn't break. He went too method!
Think about it. Have you ever seen Coyote Peterson and Jake Gyllenhaal in the same room?!
Puppy Hood it’s free real estate
my man grows some leg bones just to hold them lady stings.
Your man? Lol
@@johnbotelho3453 Bruh
@@PadecMaybeReal bruuuuuhh
@@leonpaul6198 BRUHHHHHHHH
Happy Wolf :3 *BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
“She holds onto his little donation” LMFAOAOAOOAOAAOOOOOO
😂😂😂😂
What do u expected form a insect a big donation
Male spider: * knocks on door*
Female spider: * comes out *
Male spider:hello m'lady would you like to ma-
Female spider :* attacks *
Male spider: ah sh-
@Nikita Rogers-Ikitogia m'lady would you like to come with me?
@Nikita Rogers-Ikitogia really?
@Nikita Rogers-Ikitogia great let me get your Instagram hahah
It's because they don't have smartphones and M2 hashtags yet...
😂😂😂
“The mating dance finished, he runs for his life”
Sounds like my dad lol
😂😂😂😂😂
He aint even pay for child support...Useless spiders!
Must be going to the store.
Don’t worry he’ll be back with milk anytime soon! 😂😆
Noooooo hahahhahahaa
1:46 tarantula knocks on door
*door opens*
Chris Hansen: “Hi”
Roflmao
Hahahahaha dead😂
Nice! LOL!
“Ur not Chris Hansen”
Onision: *Runs*
The way she came charging out she must have thought he was the 2nd Jehovah's witness in one morning.
Now THIS made me laugh out loud. Loudly.
The Sarge who are they?
“Hello, have you heard about our lord and savior the tarantula hawk?- lemme smash now.”
The Sarge 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I love how the male is so gentle when it comes to finding a mate because he finds the hide and just knocks 🥺 like "hewwo are you home, i've come to breed and run for my life"
Male tarantulas are sad creatures
@@KidaMilo89 ?
female: you look like a snack
male: like literally orrr...
Isnt this most males, lol
1:22 Tarantula Hawk: HEY BOO....YOU PRETTY
1:28 Tarantula: SWEATING INTENSIFIES
Cannot even move or comprehend what is going on
Ever play Fallout
Because Tarantula Hawks become Cazadors
Fun
“Hey, want a job babysitting my baby? He’s easy to take care of, you literally don’t have to do anything.”
Male Tarantula: *risks his life to mate
Female Tarantula: Oh, are you approaching me?
_"instead of running away, you're approaching me?"_
"I can't mate with you without getting closer"
Instead of running away, you're trying to mate with me?
Emilio Castro Then come as close as you like, *tarantula*
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
This spider’s romantic life is basically Dark Souls lol
It's the Dark Souls of life.
I don't get it
dragon zordi dark souls is a very difficult game. I haven’t played much of it, but that what the comment is referring to. I wouldn’t’ think have got it either had I not heard of the game
He's making a rather spoiler-y reference. But basically the journey through Dark Souls was hard and treacherous, and in the end, your reward is barely worth it.
But that's fine, because the journey was fun, and in it's own right, worth doing again. At least, for Dark Souls it was...
Udon I was more so referring to the theme of dying than the ending. Either way, the game is over a decade old, its a bit late to worry about spoilers *shrug*
Tarantulas: *eat each other after mating*
Some deep sea anglerfish: Amateurs. *male literally fuses onto female*
What? I have to check that
I love spiders 🕷 but what would that be like if we actually had this in reality of fuses with females and girls? 😐🤔
@@ArciroGS yes, thats a thing...
Clownfish: *evolves into level 2: female*
Fusion! Fusion! Fusion! Ha!
"No doorbell. So, he knocks"
Me: Aw, at least he's polite :)
Me watching a video: "Awww, Tarantulas are pretty cute"
When a Tarantula goes near me irl: *KILL IT WITH FIRE*
0:58 is it just me or do i see our little romantic friend shivering a bit when his girlfriend arrived on the scene
Do it for the Cringe he is lol
Shi, I would be
Well he knew that his mom was bigger than his dad when he was a baby but he didn't expect his date to be that big!
I feel his fear
It boggles my mind how the Deep Look team manages to capture footage like these. Amazing .
They're paid actors
@@hotarukoyuki2222 Lol
@@hotarukoyuki2222 Imagining them dressing up in tarantula suits is very amusing
Hotaru Koyuki 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
CGI. You didn't think this was real right?
Life is hard out here for a real one.
no consent, the way nature intended
At least they get laid
@@gloriouspink4563 ikr
@@shrekrecker I suppose it is, when you're not wanted by anyone
@@shrekrecker ew
Male Spider: Hello anyone home?
Female: *sO YoU hAVe cHoSEn DeATh*
Male tarantula: *knocks*
Female tarantula: *so, you have chose death*
You stole that from a guy named "Spino Gaming" And You got more likes. *Sad rick and mort music starts playing in the background* 😫
This comment is like 20 years old 😂
Male Tarantula: Okay, let me just-
Female Tarantula: *No*
yea but she got got anyways so who really won?
When you’re on a date and she starts telling you about how she’s from Florida
“The mating danced finished, he runs for his life.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wish I got the reference but as a foreigner I'm clueless 😅
@@wallacesousuke1433 same
@@wallacesousuke1433 Florida is home to chaotic stuff. That is all i know.
As a person from Florida I can agree
tarantula: aw man sweet! i’m ready to get myself a girl!!
wasp: *i’m about to end this whole man’s career*
Same here hahaha Your pretty miss names Andrew! Drew for short! Would you like to go out some time with me :)! Just takin a shot here!
Drew Oliver i-
And life
Poor spider 😭 I hate those scenario when someone is looking forward to something so great and something tragic happens.
@@cazperoliver simp
Me: *scared of spiders*
RUclips: Hey want to see Tarantulas hooking up?
spider videos are the ones that make me hide in the comments. In fact, that how was able listen to the video
I have arachnophobia 🕷🕷🕷
I'm scared of spiders, too... But I think this helped a bit, it made the spiders seem a little more human somehow 😂
*Actual footage of me and my boyfriend doing it for the first time* 😂
@@GamingwithRama ye probs
@@GamingwithRama who asked?
@@GamingwithRamaGirl/bro what?
When the lady tarantula barged out, I had heart palpitations! Meanwhile the brave suitor tarantula had pedipalpitations.
Having a few (too many) tarantulas myself, that wasn't that fast ;D
Ha!
I am pretty sure they didn't show many of the footage. It takes possible hours for them to drum and get close to each other before starting mating.
@@ahmetkerem4769 but then again, isnt that the case for most natural documentaries.
well done!
"Tarantula hawk has the 2nd most painful sting"
Warrior wasp: *laughs*
Bullet ant: *laughs*
Executioner wasp: *laughs*
*smol laughter*
Why does it sounds like you've experienced them all
@Ryoshikari Wait didnt mean to rank the bullet and the rest but bullet ranks #2 yes
Japanese giant hornet: laughs
Haa amateurs those who felt the sting of my blade have literally have called me the Slayer
Trumptula:
“I just grab them by the fang. They love that.”
😂
omg trumptula lol.
@Ujuani Abelsen
People like you are what's wrong with this country.
@Ujuani Abelsen True! 😂😂😂
nicksprofile THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED *OHMYGOD*
3:06
Him: It's been great, huh... BYE!
Her: Call meee~
Hey wait why you leaving im pregnant
@@BossOfAllTrades Gonna buy some milk
They need to add some more role playing. Like the male tarantula was wearing a pizza delivery costume from dominoes. And the female was wearing just an apron. And the female can’t afford to tip the guy so the male tarantula gets a 1min quickie and after the minute he says “ I got more pizzas to deliver i can’t afford another job” but the female tarantula holds his leg and replies “stay with me “ but the male tarantula pulls his leg and runs off and shouts back “I’m sorry I have to work I need to pay off my student loans from the university of Phoenix.
Or something like that.
Mom waking you up and dragging you to school be like:
1:33
Lol
Bts?
Yikes
@@rojocorazon5856 yes he's a fanboi and bangtan sonyeondan was mentioned in korean I'm also an ARMY but fan girl
Disgusting
Another creatures : *exist*
Wasp : "I'm gonna end this man's whole career"
Akhmad Masykur that’s literally every predator bug in the bug world
Literally any other land dwelling organism: is present
Wasp: _So you have chosen... Death._
Male: "I'll fight for you baby!"
Female: "Yeah? Prove it."
Hahaha witty
More like "I'll fight you for baby"
Male: ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) only one way to prove......
The fact that the male simply to do a small adaptation can defeat the much larger female and than procced to fertilize, is simply amazing. Watching the underdog win is always joyfull
Tarantula female: no ones home
Tarantula male: I’m on my way
Wasp: No you not
"As an mature male, he'll be dead by winter." 😂😂💀 Jeez
His watch has now ended.
The life of a male tarantula is tough.
R.I.P
Glad I'm not a tarantula 🙄
The most direct "I don't want what you're selling" I've ever seen. Literally tries to kill the male to keep him away.
Iceypumpkin head it’s also the most aggressive “here take a free sample”
Male: “Ay ma come here, hold this right quick”
Female: “Wha- I-”
Male: “Ight imma head out”
Male spider: *oh you're approaching me*
Fem spider: *I can try to get closer to bite you*
Male spider: *then come as close as you like*
omg his tapping is so precious 🥺🥺🥺 what a good boy
Male spider: "hello polices yes i would liek to file a restraining order pls oh no she's coming"
Oh lawd she comin.
@@snowylynx36 meanwhile the other male spider
"911, I've been paralyzed and some lady just put her eggs in me! "
@@SairinEarthsea Operator: "Ok where ar- wait what?"
@@snowylynx36 Operator: *Sir have you been drinking?*
Male Spider: Put life at risk to have kids.
Me: Put life at risk to avoid having kids.
Wait, he did all that just for a "hand off"?😯
they should just send it by ups next time. avoid the life threatening situation and all that.
if they say, they'll get demonitized lol.
@@teddymattix4619 Well it's not like anything got put in anything. He literally handed his "material" to her
..
Hand job.
I felt like I was reading a teen fiction wattpad book. "He held her against her hooks..." like, come on!
"The mating dance finish, he runs for his life."
Female tarantula: goes back into home
My dad: runs for his life
Mom: never ending quest to find dad.
Stung Tarantula: *p a i n*
Tarantula Hawk: "You'll make a great table for my kids"
Male approaches...
Female emerges...
Male: hey, sorry man, I think I got the wrong place
Female: ITS MA’AM
Karen coming straight for that manager card
“Why did the tarantula cross the road?”
Me: *“W E E D E A T E R”*
*W E E D A T E R *
It's funny because it's unexpected
I wasn’t expecting a veggitales meme
What is the solution to the equation 2+2?
nobody:
not even me:
Piano when a car passes by: *DFJAJFEJREAWOJ*
bum
bUm
*BuM*
*BUM*
Not laugh didn’t funny
Funny.
Video: Actual knowledge
Comments: *Memes.*
3:30 It was at this point the pianist noticed a tarantula was crawling up his trouser leg.
😃
😂😂😂😂
I ll see u in 9 years when this vid is recommended to us again
HEHEE remember me
So this is the only time when a one night stand is considered acceptable huh?
More like mandatory
You wanna live to winter right?
No such thing as consensual act
When your mate is so aggressive you have to evolve built-in defense systems just to survive your first and only date.
Male tarantulas are such gentlemen. Knocking to see if she is home....omg my heart❤️😭
Narrator: “why did the tarantula crossed the road? “
Me : To get crushed by a car?
Narrator: “ He is looking for a female to mate.”
Me : I love gruesome deaths
K
I don't get Y this has 381 likes its not even a joke u just typed a comment about gruesome deaths
@@christiancombs6808 why is there a capital "Y"?
@@deangel9128 cuz that phone typing thingy basically I say Y a lot so it put Y instead of why
@@christiancombs6808 oh for a second I thought it was a typo
*male:* (knocks)
*female:* wut
*male:* I have come to give you my offering
😂
he’s like I HAVE ARRIVED !!!! Hahaha
1:21 why does the wasp look like it's doing the insect equivalent of a serial killer licking a knife blade before going in for the kill
Ok I have arachnophobia, and one time my friend (who owns a tarantula) let me see his room to see his geckos, snakes, and other lizards, but recently his spider had shed, and he put the shed ON TOP OF THE GECKO TANK. Needless to say, I *may* have screamed, just a little.
It's called a molt not a shed. Tarantulas don't have skin, the outside of their body is their skeleton
I swear, Tarantulas can either be cute or terrifying depending on the camera angle.
Male: hey I have a da...-
Female: so you have chosen death?
Male: *RUNS* NVM
They just got to go around the corner, the femspiders will be there.
I don't care what they all say, tarantulas are adorable! 💕
Good thing we're humans and not spiders 🕷 just in case your a girl in this comment you would eat me.
When I lived in Texas, I enjoyed the roving packs of male tarantulas
Chloe Howland yes!!! 😍😍😍
@@Leeohlin89🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷
No u
Daily reminder, You survived another week in a very tough world, even though at times it felt like you wouldn’t, and I’m so proud of you !
Thank you, god bless you and continue to share these comments ❤🙏🙏
mom: “wanna go to Colorado for a mo-“
me: “oh actually I think i’ll stay thanks”
1:21 wasp reloading ammo
3:24 "He didn't even stay for dinner, HE was it!"
‘Why did the tarantula cross the road ?’
Because he is hooking out for hooking up!🤣😂😂🤣
Female Tarantula: boy you looking like a snack
Male T: thanks you look great too
Female T: mhhhmm hmmm reaaaal tasty
Male T: *nervous sweating*
I love the dramatic piano keys anytime a car passes.
Sonic simp
There are six different types of urticating hair known in tarantulas, varying in size and shape, particularly the distribution of barbs. Each type of urticating hair is believed to target different enemies.
love that the tarantula hawk wasp takes a moment to clean her legs first before dragging the tarantula away
1:10
Tarantula: Are you just gonna stand there and watch me die?!
Absolutely amazing they evolved with hooks and longer legs knowing they need it for this
Male Tarantula: *Arrives*
Female Tarantula: "You're not 6.5 though"
Underrated comment bruh
Him: "shh shh... here is some flowers. Goodbye my love"
Her: . . .
Also her: ok. Some stranger just came to door and left me flowers. That was weird. I was about to beat him up too.
the equivalent of not having a house at night in minecraft
Is it weird that a house is the last thing ill build after everything else
Me at a dance: I’d love to dance again with yo-
Date: *runs for there life*
Me: o.o
bruh
thats stright up raip 2:50
I'm addicted to this channel. Tysm. It helps me stop my chatting addiction in a better way. The narration and the shots are amazing. Tysmm
3:10
lady tarantula: aM i A JoKe tO yOu?
2:10
Both the narrator and the female tarantula have got me there.
This gave me a whole other meaning of “hooking up”
Woman: Honey, there's a tarantula in the kitchen!!!
Man: Don't touch it, it could hurt you!
Woman: Okay, so we'll wait for it to go away and die?
Man: Yup!
40 years later:
Woman:Honey, the tarantula is still there...
Humans:a happy, beautiful and good relationship
Tarantulas:F I G H T