I can't help saying something inappropriate to someone who just crashed. Actual things I said: "Can I strip your bike for spares if you die?" "Your chain's come off" "Mate, you're still buying the pints after this" Me:"Dude, you just killed a bee" Friend:"I can't feel my legs" Me:"Yer but you killed a bee dude"
I've been in stitches watching this. One of the funniest GMBN videos I've ever seen. Also love the fact that 'DENNIS' is becoming a term for mtb fails. 😉
"Now, you cannot ride a bike at this angle. It's not possible. I mean, who does a superman like that?" 7:41 I died 5 minutes ago from laughing so hard.
I am at work laughing so hard that tears are running down my face. Ashton "you cannot ride a bike at that angle" you guys are killing me. Thanks for the video. I only think it is funny because I have experienced almost all of the crashes shown... ;)
Hah, that's the spirit. When you realize the danger is always there you get so high on adrenalin it feels amazing. Currently sitting at home with a fractured rib...second ride of the season :) can't wait to get back in the saddle.
You two are freakin hilarious! love how your hurt from an accident and able to laugh at it, same for me, in 86 crashed street bike hard, lost an arm, in the hospital reading Crash and Burn and laughing...... Guess we go a little loco once we've felt the rush of two wheels?
You guys are having way too much fun...... may I have some of whatever you're on. This may be the funniest commentary know t'Tube, this and Ozzyman, of course.
Spring is here. Could you please get Mr Ashton to review a few more alterative bikes? There aren't many reviews around and it would help so many. Bless.
Collarbone hurts, it made me think of my crash,, I was 6 months witout riding. I was lucky and did not get operated. That video gave me a flashback. 25 years ago.
Hi I got a new bike for Christmas I'm saving up for some new tyres do you think a baron on the front and a mountain king on the back would be a good comboe
That last one should be called George of the Jungle, as in "He George of the Jungled it!" Seen some of these same videos on Pinkbike these peoples must be proud of their escapades!
Lol at 10:15 "have you ever seen somebody stove their face into the floor that hard?" Yes I have, no helmet. My bud maintained the nickname Scarface for a solid 2 years.
Whose bail is your favourite?
Denis!
Global Mountain Bike Network Jorge '2' 😂 thank god he's alive
The SHOVEL!
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Global Mountain Bike Network oscar
"You cannot ride a bike at this angle."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm dead from the commentary.
The best commentary by far! Hilarious
savage
"Now the bike's riding him" 😂😂
I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard when Martin said that
"I don't think he lived"
"Well he did send the email"
Lmao
Blake is actually the funniest guy ever😂
Hahaha these are so good and so bad!
Now the bike's riding him!😂
Blake's crash was one of the most stylish things.
you should an hour long bike vault with categories , eg. hardtails, enduro bikes, dh bikes, retro bikes
AGREE 👍🏻
For a mill subs
I can't help saying something inappropriate to someone who just crashed.
Actual things I said:
"Can I strip your bike for spares if you die?"
"Your chain's come off"
"Mate, you're still buying the pints after this"
Me:"Dude, you just killed a bee" Friend:"I can't feel my legs" Me:"Yer but you killed a bee dude"
I've been in stitches watching this. One of the funniest GMBN videos I've ever seen. Also love the fact that 'DENNIS' is becoming a term for mtb fails. 😉
Did Dennis tell you to--? --tell me to what? I need to know!
Stuart Clark Go as much speed as you can, don’t go go that one, come on this one. Gogogogo, Gogogogo... Are you ok? Did Dennis tell you??
Stuart Clark
Wow, "funniest" you reckon? Don't end up smashing your own head cos it aint funny when it happens to you - trust me!
"Now, you cannot ride a bike at this angle. It's not possible. I mean, who does a superman like that?"
7:41
I died 5 minutes ago from laughing so hard.
Does anybody else notice the rat inside the clamp
Yes
Motonomad 135
No. In reality, it's not there . . . . 🤨
I had to look for that😂
And it’s a vice grip
Now i did
"I broke my back"
"What a vertebrae?"
"No, spinal"
Blake’s crash has to be the smoothest crash caught on camera 🤣🤣🤣
I love when they just stare at the camera after a bad crash xD
EDIT: OMG GMBN NOTICED ME :DDDDD
*Just thought I'd tie my shoelace*
That was hilarious Blake. Do something like that on every crash and you guys will be up to a million in no time!
🤣🤣Martin's face when Blake says "it's that time of the month"
I am at work laughing so hard that tears are running down my face. Ashton "you cannot ride a bike at that angle" you guys are killing me. Thanks for the video. I only think it is funny because I have experienced almost all of the crashes shown... ;)
Martyn: “you cannot ride a bike at this angle” 😂😂😂
Some nasty crashes, but for some daft reason i feel like going out on my bike haha :)
Hah, that's the spirit. When you realize the danger is always there you get so high on adrenalin it feels amazing. Currently sitting at home with a fractured rib...second ride of the season :) can't wait to get back in the saddle.
Now we need a greatest hits from all of the gmbn guys!!
Martin you cracked me up big time with " now you cannot ride a bike at this angle" priceless mate
These crashes make me wanna wear my full hockey gear when I go out on the trails 😆
The funniest video I have seen in a while! You guys are a great comedy duo.
I concentrated so hard on seeing the train I didn't really see the actual crash. You really got me guys
9:50 is when I first saw the rat in the vice. I was dying!😂😂😂
You two are freakin hilarious! love how your hurt from an accident and able to laugh at it, same for me, in 86 crashed street bike hard, lost an arm, in the hospital reading Crash and Burn and laughing...... Guess we go a little loco once we've felt the rush of two wheels?
“You cannot ride a bike at this angle.” Hahahahaha 😂
Fantastic work lads;you two make a great team ,Super
Hahahahaha! Blake's krash made me actually belly laugh!
I have the same helmet as the dirt jump face plant guy so I'm glad to know it works :)
I subscribed to learn but I now watch for this
This made me think of buying armor on my chest,back and neck from now on. Rowdy!
"You cannot ride a bike at this angle..." Lol
Blake's reaction is priceless. I was crying laughing😂😂
8:05 now the bike is riding him 😂😂come on bing bong have some compassion 😂
A rat in a vice 🤔
You guys are brilliant
now the bike is riding him. gmbn is great.
Dammit you guys! You got me sitting here all by myself laughing out loud like a crazy person.
When the downhill guy goes inverted I can just imagine “In Soviet Russia, bike ride you.”
You guys are having way too much fun...... may I have some of whatever you're on. This may be the funniest commentary know t'Tube, this and Ozzyman, of course.
Spring is here. Could you please get Mr Ashton to review a few more alterative bikes? There aren't many reviews around and it would help so many. Bless.
I'm at home ..man flu... You guys just cheered me up with folks suffering more than I am... ;)
Blake - 21.42 “now the bikes riding him!” LMAO
@7:46 "Now, you cannot ride a bike at this angle." 🤣🤣🤣
The commentary at 8.0 is f*cking excellent, I’m actually laughing out loud...this is great!
Probably my favorite GMBN video to date (hope I never find myself in it). I vote faceplant man!
OMG, there is NO way to choose from those 3, Epic! Lolol.....
please keep more of the endings of the clips everytime we don't have the time to laugh
This is really Funny..you guys are great
martin and blake are so funny together:)
Martin, that was the best comment EVER!!! " Now (dramatic pause) you cannot ride a bike at this angle"
Now the bike's riding him hahaha , i nearly died ahahaha
this vid was great! really enjoyed having a good laugh!
I love when they just stare at the camera after a bad crash xD
Collarbone hurts, it made me think of my crash,, I was 6 months witout riding. I was lucky and did not get operated. That video gave me a flashback. 25 years ago.
i was stuck looking at the rat in the vice the whole time XD
You didn't mention, Ivan hit his helmet on the skinny branch totally changing his flight plans.lol
legends say that guys collarbone is still on the ground in that park to this day
Your guys' comments are hilarious !
At 17:42 he's like who put that tree there? I did not see it last time i was here 🤣🤣🤣
3:01 is the winner.
15:46 "I'm glad you're alright you fat plank" 😂😂
14:21 When I say goodbye to my dogs
Hi I got a new bike for Christmas I'm saving up for some new tyres do you think a baron on the front and a mountain king on the back would be a good comboe
16:15 I swear that is Dennis in the background. Dennis?!
Liam Sangaku best comment ever!!!! Close the internet
DENNIS!!!!!!!!! LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😼👊🏻
The crack on the first one is something special.
i wanted this vid for so long finally it hit me
you guys are the best 😁 the fails are great... but you two.. i can't stop laughing :D
Blake is actually the funniest guy ever😂
Best video so far hahahaha
Those facial expression @14:21 was classic
Love the wear a helmet sign haha
i cant believe im watching this again after almost a year. It's still funny!!. best facial expression from the guys.. 14:22
Good day! GMBN
Wow, that was really funny!
Just realized... that 18 in the back is Neil's AndesPacifico plate number!! NICE!!! don't let it fall!!
The look Martyn gives Blake when he says "That was like spinal 100%" @ 3:13 lol. That was probably the most awkward moment on GMBN to date.
I have just taken up mountain bike riding, then I stumble onto fails and bail, now I think I should find something else to do.
0:47 neil saying crash bang wallop though lol :D
You Gus make me laugh my head of haha
BEST VID EVER!!!
Recycling some of these so many times you should be paying royalties 😂😂😂
Do a video about budget forks and shocks pleaseeeee
Martyn and Blake...best combo
Good video guys
Hey GMBN you should do a video of building a trail? Yeah I know you've made a trail building video already but you should do one.
"you've done a terrible job at riding bikes....But, you've done a great job....at that!" LOL wtf?
That last one should be called George of the Jungle, as in "He George of the Jungled it!" Seen some of these same videos on Pinkbike these peoples must be proud of their escapades!
These are hilarious!!
14:22 That stare. I can't tell what they're thinking : "OMG, is he alive ?" or "WOW, awesome crash !"
I love the rat in the clamp
Definitely George that full on dead stop, that must of hurt I mean his pride 🤪😜🤪
now the bike is riding him!! 😂🤣👌
Lol at 10:15 "have you ever seen somebody stove their face into the floor that hard?" Yes I have, no helmet. My bud maintained the nickname Scarface for a solid 2 years.
All the time i’m waiting for the fail and bails song.
Can you make this video accessible by adding closed captioning please?
Is Blake from south Africa, if so which part ?
Lol I like how when the guy crashed in the second video guy wearing the black shirt grabbed the same spot the injury would be as in the video
Less chat, more pain!
He is going to feel 2nd won in the morning but what do we need to do for gmbn’s amazing gear love the show