@@AmeyKalkotwarr even if Nithish Kumar wants to change alliance, BJP has its tricks to form a government with NDA! But it will be political suicide for him, Bihar voted him after seeing Modiji on the poster, they'll show him his place if that changes in the assembly elections!
They didn't failed because last election they had 52 seats n this year 99 so they couldn't even double it up . 70/2=35 %( passed ) but from backside 😂😂😂
@@nickpartha8643 Pehle toh kalpanik example ko reality se jordiye Bhai tum, intent samjh me nahi aaya abhi bhi toh thoda technical boldu.....Leader of opposition ki seat k liye b eligible nahi ho paye the 17th lok sabha me, ab at least vo toh milegi!
@@sachitsharma1661who needs amendments, when you can change it into manusmriti??!! Btw, fyi, constitution me amendments normal hain, jaroori hota hain as time passes.... Sabhi countries me hua hain.... And FYKI, bjp sarkar bhi kuchh kam nahi kiye hain constitutional amendments!! To pehle thoda padh likh aao taa ki thoda logic dimag mein ghuse!!!
If jokes are for the day then check this too.... one should be palti master as great neta who has become king maker in today's Indian politics just to be sure to mint their own money !!!
Actually yahan scene Zara alag hai.. Yeh jumla party waalo ka description tha.. Yahan dono Megha aur Saurabh fail hue Hai.. Ek ko 30% aaya, ek ko 33%... Phir usme Megha ko 2 grace marks mile... Aur woh pass hogayi.. Ab chakkar yeh hai ki woh marks kabhi bhi revoke hosakte hai.. Aur Saurabh ko mil sakte hai..!! Just think about it...
you did not mention that sorabh was expected to write the exam with his hand tied and meghna had seen the question paper the day before the exam. also the invigilators were appointed by meghna,and dare not punish when she cheats in the examination hall.
Meghana(Modi) ko paison(funds) ki koi kami nahi thi, us ke saath Invigilator(election commission, CBI, ED) tha jis ne textbook exam hall mein allow ki(cheating) is ke bawajood wo 92% layi Saurabh(Rahul) kaafi mushkil se fee deta tha(only 10% funds which BJP recieved), invijilator(EC, CBI, Media) us ke khilaaf tha. Iske bawajood wo 72% laya. Batao kis ki jeet behtar hai??
This is exactly whats happening at my house... Elder neice got 90 topped her class in board. Is being called tonbe honoured in various places. Still crying she was expecting more and her parents not bothered. Younger niece who has repeated last year. Got 64 this year. We had a house party😂😂
Wah kya scene hai! Inko percentage bhi nahi aati got 240 seats which is 44% apni majority bhi nahi aayi lekin usko 92% se compare kar rahe hain 🤣🤣 good 👍
But Meghna ke 92 bhi cheating ke hai yrr ye kon batayega, teachers, school, boards bhi toh ussi ki side the or sourabh ka toh exam se pahle books faad di or toh or exam wale din pen bhi chhen liya.... ye kon batayega
Not accurate. Your Mom dint throw a party for Meghna bcz all these years Meghna scored 93 and above and this time Meghna and your entire family was fully confident and shouted from the roof tops that Meghna is going to score 99.6%. Entire neighbourhood was waiting for 99.6% So when Meghna got 89% it became more of embarrassment than a celebration.
Rahul was nt defeated ..it was just dat modi gt allianced with some chatukaars.and party is no more bhajpa so called modi ki party its NDA now.winner was very clear ..Ab ki baar 400 paar..😂
Meghna and bjp have a difference. If Meghna would've proclaimed, that I'll get 90% in this exam, but then would've got 70%. Then it would've been an apt comparison with BJP. And congress is someone who used to get 10%, but now got 40%.
Lol so accurate! Poor Meghna Modi, but they'll be fine
😂nahi bhay pajama analogy is the best 😂 they won't be fine if they won't look over their shoulder meghna is much better now 😂.
Bro’s head reflecting light
haan takla hai wo to reflect to karega na. Ghaas khatam hai uske sar ki
Artificial satellite
Bhai Modi nhi Amit shah nikle mummy galat thi bhai ki 😅😅
10yo's joke
Tere baal transparent hain kya
That 63% guy will decide who will be the class monitor!!!
No actually he have 14 MP NDA has 303
If he with few others leave the alliance and join India alliance, India alliance will form a government
@@ChandraShekhar-pz4fq.
@@AmeyKalkotwarr even if Nithish Kumar wants to change alliance, BJP has its tricks to form a government with NDA! But it will be political suicide for him, Bihar voted him after seeing Modiji on the poster, they'll show him his place if that changes in the assembly elections!
Hahahaha, so accurate... That nitish kumar joke 🤣🤣🤣
Har gaye yeahh... 😂😂😂
I am the saurabh who got 70% 😂
Coincidence
Congratulations 🎉
When you failed in the previous year but now you passed with 70% , that deserves a party though!
Lutyan congress andha namazi sppoted
They didn't failed because last election they had 52 seats n this year 99 so they couldn't even double it up . 70/2=35 %( passed ) but from backside 😂😂😂
@@nickpartha8643
Pehle toh kalpanik example ko reality se jordiye Bhai tum, intent samjh me nahi aaya abhi bhi toh thoda technical boldu.....Leader of opposition ki seat k liye b eligible nahi ho paye the 17th lok sabha me, ab at least vo toh milegi!
Not 70%
But 33 %
@@yashyadav7939
Theek h Bhai
Earlier 10%
Now 30%
Khush!!!
They are happy bcoz they are a strong opposition now and they can question them
Wow her bar entna hi aye question karsaktehai
@@rajeshwarpeddagolla1958 they didn't have LoP post for last 10 years now they have it
Lmao if you guys in LW want strong opposition so much then what about Kerala in which Stalin has an iron fist
@@MemeMinute7 slaves like have always problem
You think that if we are against BJP then we are with left
Keep crying kid
@@MemeMinute7 it's not my problem if you slaves think that i am LW supporter just bcoz am questioning the power
Keep crying kid
Chirag Paswan too , 5:40की लास्ट लोकल !
Meghna modi / sourav Gandhi
😂😂😂 hilarious
Many thanks :)
@@pantonfire Dude Pappu dint even get 70%, and you call yourself a comedian. Thats the comedy I guess!!!
But meghna and the saurabh are given the same ground to begin and prepare with unlike the election
Lmafao.. Nitish Kumar 😂
As a neutral audience I was enjoying this election until they announced Nirmala ji will continue as FM...
@Manoj-kj7ds okay don't trust 👍🏻
Nah! 😩
Same 😂😂😂😂😂
Wrost FM In all time history
Every Indian middle class:
Hare krishna ❤
Saved Constitution💝🔥
Thank God for the BJP; they have not amended the constitution as many times as Congress.
@@sachitsharma1661who needs amendments, when you can change it into manusmriti??!! Btw, fyi, constitution me amendments normal hain, jaroori hota hain as time passes.... Sabhi countries me hua hain.... And FYKI, bjp sarkar bhi kuchh kam nahi kiye hain constitutional amendments!!
To pehle thoda padh likh aao taa ki thoda logic dimag mein ghuse!!!
Good stand up comedy after a long time
But I thought Nitish Kumar was international something 😂😂😂
If jokes are for the day then check this too.... one should be palti master as great neta who has become king maker in today's Indian politics just to be sure to mint their own money !!!
Indian Johnny Sins😏😏
This ellection will be remembered in the history 😂😂😂
Loved it man!
Actually yahan scene Zara alag hai.. Yeh jumla party waalo ka description tha..
Yahan dono Megha aur Saurabh fail hue Hai.. Ek ko 30% aaya, ek ko 33%... Phir usme Megha ko 2 grace marks mile... Aur woh pass hogayi.. Ab chakkar yeh hai ki woh marks kabhi bhi revoke hosakte hai.. Aur Saurabh ko mil sakte hai..!! Just think about it...
Not to mention invigilator ( election commision ) was openly helping meghna 😢
Abhi hassi na out of stock h...milte hi hassungi hahaha😂
30% to 70% & 200% to 90% 😂😂😂
60 seat hi Kam he 2019. Se bo bhi apni chutiya panti main 😅
Congress ne bhahut mahanat Kiya he
Bjp alashi. Susta party
Happiest is the EVM and the election commission 😂
Saitama telling jokes after retirement
stop making anime popular among chapris
Chandra Babu also😂
Saw you after so so long man
Wah guru maja aagaya aaj
you did not mention that sorabh was expected to write the exam with his hand tied and meghna had seen the question paper the day before the exam. also the invigilators were appointed by meghna,and dare not punish when she cheats in the examination hall.
Chacha is lit 🔥😂
Meghana(Modi) ko paison(funds) ki koi kami nahi thi, us ke saath Invigilator(election commission, CBI, ED) tha jis ne textbook exam hall mein allow ki(cheating) is ke bawajood wo 92% layi
Saurabh(Rahul) kaafi mushkil se fee deta tha(only 10% funds which BJP recieved), invijilator(EC, CBI, Media) us ke khilaaf tha. Iske bawajood wo 72% laya.
Batao kis ki jeet behtar hai??
This is exactly whats happening at my house... Elder neice got 90 topped her class in board. Is being called tonbe honoured in various places. Still crying she was expecting more and her parents not bothered. Younger niece who has repeated last year. Got 64 this year. We had a house party😂😂
Feeling sad for Meghna.
Even after so much hard work, nobody appreciated her. You guys don't know how much hard work is required to attain 90+.
400 seat me ghapla kar nahi paaye sirf 240 seat me ghapla kar paye
Really true
4.5 crore a year beats 90+% any day 😂😂😂
Wah kya scene hai! Inko percentage bhi nahi aati got 240 seats which is 44% apni majority bhi nahi aayi lekin usko 92% se compare kar rahe hain 🤣🤣 good 👍
Nitish Kumar gets 69% as he is paltu ram .he can chose btw 6 and 9😂
Every party is happy
63% guy works for Chandra Baby Naidu as well, probably a little hard for you to pronounce.
Hard for you to type
bro tell me when comedy starts so that i can start laughing . i got a chuckle just by seeing ur face though
Nailed 4the June 2024 perfectly 😂
Kyun nehi ho rahi comedy ??
अबकी बार, मोदी फरार !
सबका साथ, सबका हिसाब!
98 vs 240 😂😂
His head is brighter than my future 🙄
And meghana is owner of that company 😅
And people say Political jokes don't work in country 😂
Saitama in a parallel universe. Instead of punches, he uses punchlines.
Physics wallah jaisa dikh Raha hai 😅😅
Nitish Kumar and ChandraBabu Naidu
Saitama 😮
I wish.
Naidu laughing in the corner😂
Bro's head is more brighter than my career 😢😢
Kyu nahi ho rahi comedy 😢
Book your stay at SUNS cottage kasauli
But Meghna ke 92 bhi cheating ke hai yrr ye kon batayega, teachers, school, boards bhi toh ussi ki side the or sourabh ka toh exam se pahle books faad di or toh or exam wale din pen bhi chhen liya.... ye kon batayega
What do u mean by neech category
Your Mom is out there to get your job
😅
Chandrababu naidu is making 8 cr a year
17% seats
Correction : saurabh got 30 percent we threw party
Who is nitish kumar?
Who is CBN 😂.. another 63 percent?? Or 99 percentile like Telugu guys
Candidate ache nahi the main reason
Marr jaunga kabhi bhi congress ko vote nahi karunga genral category se hu na 😢
😂🤣😂🤣
Not accurate.
Your Mom dint throw a party for Meghna bcz all these years Meghna scored 93 and above and this time Meghna and your entire family was fully confident and shouted from the roof tops that Meghna is going to score 99.6%. Entire neighbourhood was waiting for 99.6%
So when Meghna got 89% it became more of embarrassment than a celebration.
Bhai aunty galat hain aap modi nahi amit shah ho 😅😅
He is still doing comedy? I genuinely thought he changed career
Nowdays Every frustrate corporate employee is trying to become a stand up comedian
Nitish+Naidu
Just copied it from the news channel.
Promod Mahajan in stand up
If you have to compare Sourabh to a politician it has to be Yogi ji. Sorry but come on :p
So basically Education is not a parameter for making money...
Aaj kal kuch bhi comedy hoti hai
😂😂😂
Real id se aao Surya Kumar Yadav😅
Rahul was nt defeated ..it was just dat modi gt allianced with some chatukaars.and party is no more bhajpa so called modi ki party its NDA now.winner was very clear ..Ab ki baar 400 paar..😂
Meghna and bjp have a difference.
If Meghna would've proclaimed, that I'll get 90% in this exam, but then would've got 70%.
Then it would've been an apt comparison with BJP.
And congress is someone who used to get 10%, but now got 40%.
A win is a win
@@brijeshtripathi1930 Ye nhi manenge 😂
@@facthub9964Vote bank wala hai
#bjphataodeshbachao
😂
And then their comes one back bencher who unexpectedly scored more than toper
Yes akhilesh 🗿
There is only one topper that is Modi ji
Not me baldie
good feedback.
Sourabh = Rahul sahi comparison hai😂
The thing is, that Meghna was expected to score 99% while she scored a 92, and Sorabh was expected to get 33% with grace and he scored 72 😂
Bro had a LANTERN 🏮 over his head or a part of Radium
Bhai tu kaha tha itme salo se... 2-3 saal baad tera video dikha tl par
congress 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
U people waste ur time speaking on others , expressing about others 😂😂😂😂
Don't waste ur precious time bro 😎
Is panoti ne Ford ko duba diya. Achhi gaadi banate the bechare
kisne?
Is this the same Ch*tia who used to run "voice of ram"?
Where to laugh?
don't.
@@pantonfire OK
Dekh kha raha h bro tu
Hasna kab hai???
H