bro i've been waiting for next ep of kenshi but you dont upload your kenshi videos right like you dont care about them im love ur channel but i wish u could upload more kenshi you saied every week but its been about a month now
As much as I felt that I had to start off just a peg lower, not even for me, I just couldn't seem to get a single recruit to survive against simple sea raiders, who are now rich in drinking skulls thanks to me.
no food for a day, getting decimated by forst hobos, and you still wonder why your troops are running 6:27 XD By the way in the right corner is you troop morale, your troops are close to useless when it hits 0, and it was already close to 0 to begin with XD
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Things changed a bit in Bannerlord. Now high tier units have really high armor which the archers have trouble with. Also cavalry work and attack in formation now, which makes their charge deadly. I have played all Khuzait armies in my first campaign and they wreck house in the field, the only thing capable of stopping them seem to be either elite Battanian units or Cataphracts of the Empire.
Marginally Sapient Cactus doesn’t matter who has the oil as if they don’t do the transaction in dollars America fucks them because they get a cut if it’s done in their currency
You’re still doing better than I did. I was Battannian and my faction got completely wiped in a VERY short amount of time after declaring war on the northern empire, then getting invaded by Vlandia and the western empire. We were winning by a landslide against the northern empire but then the rest of our neighbors were at war and I couldn’t do anything to stop it since this happened so early on, pretty much right after I first joined the faction.
I’ve been looking for a good play through for this game and finally I found one. It’s taken me ages. Simo I love you man, you’re so entertaining and actually good at the game. Love from Ireland 🙏🏻
You are literally the first RUclipsr I’ve seem playing with all the hardest shit turned on and up, and I’ve been watching numerous RUclipsrs playing this game so far.
Best before battle inspirational speech i have ever heard! 14:14. You are truly a wise military leader XD Also those famous words "Oooh, that's a cool sword!". I can get behind that statement.
Ever since teh early acess cam out i just watched youtube videos to fill in the void, man i gotta say i haven't been this longing to paly a game since basically forever. Where im going with this is i watched alot of bannerlord videos but only yours and 2 other people actually had me keep watching. Keepp up the good work i really like your style with some meme humour but still keeping true to the roleplay, this and just your personality makes for a very entertaining series. Tomorrow i will finally be able to paly bannerlord myself but your videos are some of teh only ones ill kepp watching then. lomg comment short shoutout to your great vids and have a great day.
love the story so far, hard times makes hard men, you will rise to greatness one day Merik Sandboi :D , do you think the Aserai faction has strong enough troops to conquer this world? I feel like they are bit weaker than other factions, I hope you become the Aserai Sultan
I tried playing on hardest, but I started to get annoyed when looter rock volley did massive damage to me in full armor and my horse had 100k scale armor.
After watching this, I started to think if one can make a character cosplaying Guts in this game. I saw some sleeveless armors in this game, you can have a scar on your eye, make yourself a black banner to have black clothes, we could probably craft some huge 2h sword, may be not like Dragon Slayer, but something like Guts' sword from Golden Age arc. Also get some throwing knives and a light crossbow....
by far one of my favorite additions is double tapping forward when mounted to jolt the horse to move at a faster pace instead of it being a constant acceleration
13:35 Why did they fuck up the tournaments? Why are they using sharp weapons, they wouldn't have done that? Why is the armor of different competitors different, it's not fair and having armor equal was a great feature of the tournaments in warband.
Great video. These are really entertaining. Keep up the good work. :) I'm the same way- I play on realistic difficulty. It's making me face the bitter reality that I apparently just hate losing but out of sheer spite I refuse to let the A.I. win by lowering the difficulty.
Your shield's block direction is important, if you block the right way, the shield takes less damage. This is only really important in tournaments, where in a 1 on 1 you can trade blows for so long that your shield will start to break. If you break their first you can feint a lot easier into a lethal blow.
Simo: A fellow sandboi. A meme boi. Hella funny boi. Interested in almost every single game I find cool. Anime boi. NOT a simp. انا ايضا اتفق معاك علي موضوع الصعوبة، اكتر لعبة استمعت بها كانت Sekiro
Hey Simo, super good way to train troops up to max level quick. Find huge groups of looters (the plain ones) and just click send troops. Had almost 100% max sturgian veterans in 10min.
the helmet you got is basically the best one you can get in tournaments from what ive seen and in my playthrough so far its the best helmet I have I got it early game and now I've almost beat the game and that helmet is still op
Once you hit rock bottom, you can only go up from there
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Check the villages for recruits, for some reason in my game I would regularly get tier four recruits from villages
bro i've been waiting for next ep of kenshi but you dont upload your kenshi videos right like you dont care about them im love ur channel but i wish u could upload more kenshi you saied every week but its been about a month now
you said its everyday, its been 3 days
7:40
Caravaneer 2?
are you arabic
Simo: doesn't feed army.
Simo: '"why are they running away?"
Wait they run away in battles if they're not fed?
@@NotSimo when they are not fed, morale is 0, so they run away
@@NotSimo they had 0 morale cause of no food so ye
@@NotSimo they lose morale without food and then run away. you attacked with 0 morale.
F
Simo: Won't wear a better helmet because of aesthetics
Also Simo: Loses tournaments because of 47 damage headshots.
Outstanding move
“In the famous words of Guts: ‘Ooh that’s a cool sword!’”
A large hunk of iron
*CLANG intensifies*
I would recommend feeding your men if you want them to fight effectively lol
"I PlAy On ThE hArDeSt DiFiCuLt CoZ better"
*Loses his ass
"I'm gonna cry"
And I won't take it any other way
Everyone forgets about avarti
As much as I felt that I had to start off just a peg lower, not even for me, I just couldn't seem to get a single recruit to survive against simple sea raiders, who are now rich in drinking skulls thanks to me.
At 0:24 I can name 2 times when Japan took two big ass L’s
Yoooooooo lol stop
Well japanese survived the N
''war crimes are cool, girls like bad boys'' greatest quote ever! (14:28)
"They are the NPCs of the Medieval Age" is now my favorite way of describing peasents.
no food for a day, getting decimated by forst hobos, and you still wonder why your troops are running 6:27 XD
By the way in the right corner is you troop morale, your troops are close to useless when it hits 0, and it was already close to 0 to begin with XD
3:06 Robbaz is playing this on realistic too, you're not alone haha
Papa robbaz is a gamer chad
@@gravygamingza7323 papa Swedish Robbaz
Robbaz is our patron saint and cooking daddy.
All the peeps i watch play it on realistic
Like ReformiST
Reformist is playing on realistic as well
Hey, they fixed the aserai recruits like yesterday or something, no more tribesman
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Things changed a bit in Bannerlord. Now high tier units have really high armor which the archers have trouble with. Also cavalry work and attack in formation now, which makes their charge deadly. I have played all Khuzait armies in my first campaign and they wreck house in the field, the only thing capable of stopping them seem to be either elite Battanian units or Cataphracts of the Empire.
I mean, this is right now the saddest Bannerlord playthrough I'm watching but also the most entertaining and funny one lmao
goood days are coming
Can already tell he's gonna fuck himself over a lot in this playthrough, makes the playthrough more interesting, and entertaining.
Hey Simo, if you can find Jeremus he’s got a helmet worth 5k on. Might be time for a heist...
He's in an enemy castle :(
Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts - it kinda is in Bannerlord as well. It has 42~44 defense or sth best helmets have like 50
You should have used your mule money to trade not bet.
yes part 2, I love how crazy you are for the Aserai, keep them coming.
"I want to sell my oil"
*US has entered the chat*
@Marginally Sapient Cactus Lol you need a braincheck mate, I'm an American and I'm pretty sure you're not
@@ArchiesShorts Agree lol, What a boomer
The Wicked why say mate then ya yank
Marginally Sapient Cactus doesn’t matter who has the oil as if they don’t do the transaction in dollars America fucks them because they get a cut if it’s done in their currency
@@almister I'm Australian American and agree
I like how other channels are categorized as 'Gaming', but our boi Simo is 'Entertainment'
"I cannot solo armies now" sounds like you haven't encountered the mighty LANCE :D
EVEN THE MIGHT LANCE CANNOT HANDLE THE MIGHTY FARMERS, THEM PITCHFORKS ARE NO JOKE
Carlo Creep so happy couch lancing isn’t on a cool down anymore.
@@maximnikolaev6627 yh sometimes they're soo **** annoying
my episodic Arabic/Moroccan language learning lessons,thanks simo:)
"Attacks villagers, genocide is fun." Gets captured by empire bois twice. Thats karma hitting like Thomas.
Simo: "Fucking armor"
Simo: Literally doesn't stab once.
4:52, this chicken in the background is jumping of excitation at the idea of doing massacres...
this is my fave playthrough so far.
it's so refreshing to watch someone who's good at the game
You’re still doing better than I did. I was Battannian and my faction got completely wiped in a VERY short amount of time after declaring war on the northern empire, then getting invaded by Vlandia and the western empire. We were winning by a landslide against the northern empire but then the rest of our neighbors were at war and I couldn’t do anything to stop it since this happened so early on, pretty much right after I first joined the faction.
Man I'm glad I get to experience bannerlord with you. Thanks for the playthrough, hope you finish it lol
Simo: *Doesn't feed his troops*
Simo: "Why are you running?"
Bannerlord: It’s only a gambling problem if you loose
Holy shit, I'm actually impressed.
I've never seen Morale that low. Lol
Gotta manage that if you want brave bois.
Simo:In the words of Guts from Berserk
Gets distracted
Simo: "Oohhh,That's a cool sword."
Me: *well you aint wrong*
"I'm gonna sell my mules and use the money to bet"
Mount and Blade 2: Uncut Gems
"I think playing on hard is best so you can use all the mechanics of the game."
Proceeds to not wear good armor because it doesn't look cool enough
I'm saying again, Your voice is so smooth and soothing
I’ve been looking for a good play through for this game and finally I found one. It’s taken me ages. Simo I love you man, you’re so entertaining and actually good at the game. Love from Ireland 🙏🏻
Next episode, Marik rescues his friends and exacts revenge by the power of friendship.
You are literally the first RUclipsr I’ve seem playing with all the hardest shit turned on and up, and I’ve been watching numerous RUclipsrs playing this game so far.
" Hell yea commiting geneside,War crimes are cool ,girls like bad boys".
King Marik Sanboi.
Bro you are so funny man every time i watch your video you always put a smile on my face
Simo: forgets to feed his troops
Also Simo:always remembers to salute the crowd
You are by far the best bannerlord youtuber. Really enjoying to watch!
Best before battle inspirational speech i have ever heard! 14:14. You are truly a wise military leader XD
Also those famous words "Oooh, that's a cool sword!". I can get behind that statement.
Ever since teh early acess cam out i just watched youtube videos to fill in the void, man i gotta say i haven't been this longing to paly a game since basically forever. Where im going with this is i watched alot of bannerlord videos but only yours and 2 other people actually had me keep watching. Keepp up the good work i really like your style with some meme humour but still keeping true to the roleplay, this and just your personality makes for a very entertaining series. Tomorrow i will finally be able to paly bannerlord myself but your videos are some of teh only ones ill kepp watching then. lomg comment short shoutout to your great vids and have a great day.
All those bad events led you to earn 7k gold. Not all the bad things come to hurt. GG Simo
love the story so far, hard times makes hard men, you will rise to greatness one day Merik Sandboi :D , do you think the Aserai faction has strong enough troops to conquer this world? I feel like they are bit weaker than other factions, I hope you become the Aserai Sultan
Both playing on realistic and going for roleplay aesthetic armour. Mad respect my dude, loving these videos.
I tried playing on hardest, but I started to get annoyed when looter rock volley did massive damage to me in full armor and my horse had 100k scale armor.
More bannerlord gameplay please! This is the most entertaining bannerlord channel I've seen lately. :D
“Morales are a spook” I see someone is a man of culture
After watching this, I started to think if one can make a character cosplaying Guts in this game. I saw some sleeveless armors in this game, you can have a scar on your eye, make yourself a black banner to have black clothes, we could probably craft some huge 2h sword, may be not like Dragon Slayer, but something like Guts' sword from Golden Age arc. Also get some throwing knives and a light crossbow....
by far one of my favorite additions is double tapping forward when mounted to jolt the horse to move at a faster pace instead of it being a constant acceleration
" War crimes are cool, girls like bad boys " omg i am dying 😂😂😂
Aww yeah! Just finished part 1 and just refreshed to see this. I’m happy
>when God completely annihilates you for compulsive gambling and banditry
Great series so far Simo, keep it up! :)
Love your content bro for real you are one of my favorite youtubers. keep up the good work !
I came to this channel due to the CK2 memes.
I stayed because I wanted more, but now I stay because Simo's voice is genuinly good to listen to.
I need more of this !
3 days between episodes is too much
Im excited for the epic revenge story when Marik takes down the entire Empire himself
I love that you are struggling through these tournaments without putting on the best equipment. Sandboi is keeping it real af.
When simo says "smh my head"
Smh my head...
The only other person I watch playing this game, Trmplays is playing on the hardest difficulty.
Kice rrispie he is really good at the game man
I've been waiting for this video for too long
Every RUclipsr: puts out 4 Bannerlord videos a day
Simo: ".. a video every 3 days or so.."
:/
Loved it. You gave me such a good laugh. I'm looking forward to your next exploits.
Jeremos is about to look like a crusader boy chilling with the sandbois
I swear I've done over like 50 tournaments and have NEVER seen a prize as good as a full helm w/ a face cover. You lucky bastard
Hey Simo here's a sugestion: chase some looters and dont fight them, just send your troops. They will upgrade really quick
Glad to see someone playing with the aserai units. They’re so fun
Kills a villager and starts to love it. Beautiful how another aserai merc comes and robs you afterwards haha
13:35 Why did they fuck up the tournaments? Why are they using sharp weapons, they wouldn't have done that? Why is the armor of different competitors different, it's not fair and having armor equal was a great feature of the tournaments in warband.
Simo going attack some bandits
"It's an easy target, he will destroy them in seconds"
It's a forest bandits
"Oh no"
This is epic ... always love your videos
I love war crimes
“Playing games on the hardest difficulty makes them more enjoyable”
*Halo 2 legendary difficulty intensifies*
keep it up dude i like your playthrough especially aserai cuz i really like mameluke and mounted archery.
From Aserai Lord-to-be, to Bandit King, to prisoner, to free man... The Spiral of Life.
Great video. These are really entertaining. Keep up the good work. :) I'm the same way- I play on realistic difficulty. It's making me face the bitter reality that I apparently just hate losing but out of sheer spite I refuse to let the A.I. win by lowering the difficulty.
The good stuff: Playing a game on its highest difficulty.
Seriously, I knew I wasn't the only one that did that!
This shiz facking insane. You really hit rock-bottom on this one. But a King does not bend the knee!
that was Hilarious! haha sums up the day in a life of a gambler basically. thumbs up from the emperor himself haha
i wish this guy upload everyday cuz his lets plays are soooooooo much better than other RUclipsrs :(
SELL THE FULL HELM ON JEREMOS
"They're a bunch of villagers anyways, they were NPCs in the medieval ages."
Idk why that's so funny to me HAHAHA
4:54 good ole teleporting chicken in the background
Your shield's block direction is important, if you block the right way, the shield takes less damage. This is only really important in tournaments, where in a 1 on 1 you can trade blows for so long that your shield will start to break. If you break their first you can feint a lot easier into a lethal blow.
We went from competing in tournaments to breaking the Geneva convention real quick
Warband "If I don't kill 20 of these guys on my own I am bad at the game" Bannerlord "I killed 4 of them I did pretty good that battle."
Simo:
A fellow sandboi.
A meme boi.
Hella funny boi.
Interested in almost every single game I find cool.
Anime boi.
NOT a simp.
انا ايضا اتفق معاك علي موضوع الصعوبة، اكتر لعبة استمعت بها كانت Sekiro
I stg Simo you better have the next video out by tomorrow. I need this content.
THE BEST PLAYTROUGH EVERRRRR! SO MANY PLOT TWIST
What a better way to start a day then seeing some war crimes
4:51 Teleporting chicken in the background lol
It's funny that you mention that about the video essay, I started doing the same thing from the exact video.
Hey Simo, super good way to train troops up to max level quick. Find huge groups of looters (the plain ones) and just click send troops. Had almost 100% max sturgian veterans in 10min.
by far the best m and b lets play on yt
Karma Kuuun This guy was actually first. I declare it for all time.
Simo after failing to defend one caravan
Kills innocent people
Leaves his troops behind
Doesn't buries his own men
the helmet you got is basically the best one you can get in tournaments from what ive seen and in my playthrough so far its the best helmet I have I got it early game and now I've almost beat the game and that helmet is still op
That one merchant dude is like : "For Frodo!"
You should include what difficulty you’re playing on in the title of the videos, easy views for people who want to see hardest difficulty playthroughs
Remember if they run they are villagers
If they stay still they are militia villagers
4:51 Confirmation that chickens can fly in Bannerlord