Wonder if all those cats gather around talking about their PTSD war stories about how their convoy was ambushed in Afcatistan suppressed by enemy fire from the H20 terrorists.
"We need a medic dusty just got shot well he make it" "its lethal but we can help him, but dont get your hopes up to high." "Dusty i promise you're going to be alright." "A-am i ded rocky." "No sunny said you're going to be alright i promise" "we're going to transport you to the medic den and give you some cobwebs to stop the bleeding and some herbs to make it hurt less" "o-ok i cant fell my leg w-what happend." "You got shot by the H20-593 blaster it broke your bone but i think i can mend it back but you won't be able to walk on it for a couple of weeks maybe even months" "wake up dusty were at the medic den" "why am i here did i die" "i already explained this to you" "oh yea i forgot my legs feel numb" they gave you some herbs so your legs don't hurt." "Rocky you have to leave you can wait out side he needs rest" "fine can i lick him one more time" "yes i supose you could but only once, then you leave deal" "yes sunsine. Dusty sunshine told me i have to leave" "ok rocky well goodbye then" "clover dusty got injured." "Is he fine can i see him?" "No sunny said he had to rest." Is he fine?" "Yes he is he got shot in the leg bye the leg bye the H20-593 blaster in the leg" "im tired i'm going to bed" "do you want some mice? I caught it." "Sure but after this im going to bed what are you going to do?" "I'm probably going to eat and then go to bed." "What are you talking about?" "Nothing sparky its not your business" "ok ok you dont have to yell at me. " "i hate that guy" rocky muttered under his breath. "Me to he inturupts every thing." "You know i can here you right." To be continued...
Great idea about the dye. "I'll stop dying your cat, if you teach it too not to kill wildlife, not to pee all over my cars and property, and to just stay inside YOUR HOUSE and watch goldfish videos."
There are just too many quotable hillarious lines in your videos! 😂 "She double checks that her ass is still following her, it is." 😂😂😂 I love your content so much! I just wish there was more 😁
@@Turnah81 You've got nothing to worry about with us. We all love what you do and you have no reason to not be yourself and confident. Your comedy has helped improve many days and outlooks I've had in the past, as I'm sure as many others here. I just wanted you to know that thanks to you, you've helped me lighten up when my mood when it wasn't ideal, so I thank you for that!
@@Turnah81 you should set up a flood light on the inside of a gate too, that way it blinds them so they have a higher chance of running straight into the water before they can focus their eyes
Your story telling skill is epic This was like a episode of Seinfeld, Aussie style. You had my attention for the whole video and I have ADHD. Damn cats.
I had an idea for your water trap: instead of it shooting straight, make it onto a fan mode and point it so that it makes a wall of water so they get soaked even more, giving them a even better reason to not come back
Fuck it, hangout with that one guy and program the water gun to target and track cats and adjust pressure and exit diameter to maximize efficiency over distance/ target movement speed
Omg 10:11, Lord have Mecry, I have not laughed that hard in a while! Tears down my cheeks. Why cant I watch you on Tv every Saturday? On Animal Planet?
David And the rats! Dude straight up said he wants the cats to eat the rats and that he was comin’ for them! What did they do?! They didn’t piss on his cars or eat the lil chicks! They are just eating a bit of fruit. :(
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 Actually they can, in some places where mice were introduced (rats and mice are related anyway) at night they would eat albatross chicks alive starting from their rear end. These types of birds don't usually have any natural predators on their breeding islands and become completely incapable of protecting themselves or their chicks. Rats and mice are opportunistic and will eat anything they can manage, even helpless chicks, maybe not full grown birds but they can eat chicks and eggs.
The current one plus one pointing at the gate, but with the nozzle set to wide spray instead of stream, so they get it in the face but at lower pressure. Should double back & exit immediately.
Super happy I accidentally found this channel whilst looking for mask making tutorials. This is exactly the kind of humour, Aussie accent and engineering I love.
I think this one broke my dad in laughter mode How do I reset Craig or this a no fix Seriously though we love the whole theme and little story about this project With the crap going on this is a video to make people laugh and enjoy
I figured the Fantasia reference would go over most people's heads. I loved that movie as a kid. My favorite character was falcor and I had a crush on the childlike empress 😊
You really need to add a warning at the start of these. One that says something about not having food of some sort in ones mouth while watching. Do you know how difficult it is to get bits/chunks of breakfast muffin out of your nasal passages? The answer is: Very. I can only imagine what a circus fire eater must go through trying to watch this... ...I mean, hot coffee out the nose is one thing but, kerosene?
@@lechking941 it burned so much sooo much vinaigrette gets sucked into the seeds and when trying to get them out one of them popped opened that was a pretty shitty day
This might be the funniest vid I've seen in a LONG time. I just subscribed to your channel. Here in my little village in Marietta, PA we have a big CAT problem (and I don't mean bull dozers) so you've given me some ideas on how to keep them out of my yard at least. They like to hang out under my bird feeders. Have a great day!
for the urination, wash everything with bio detergent, any cheap one will do, and spray the surrounding with it, for as long as it has a smell of other cats they will come back and urinate again, could be that something is also urinating on your car during the day when you at work, or shopping, then when you come back they need to mark that to..so bio detergent, I foster many many cats, tame and feral, its what i use to clean the enclosure between cats, if i didnt well it would all turn into a toilet as they try to scare others away..But loved this and the comment, thank you :)
Once again a hilarious episode. I love cats and I see all this as harmless fun. Craig your commentary is brilliant as usual. Dreadful cats. looking at your things, how dare they?
the highlegged walk is because she has never been in the area before, thats also why she wanted to take the same way out instead of somewhere in the back, the way in is the way she knows :)
Would love to see a second spray nozzle addition, give them kitties a solid second soaking!!! Keep up the great content... love your commentary, cat names and general awesomeness :)
Rats are a known disease vector, and they pee and poop wherever they go. They also tend not to finish a meal, but in stead nibble a little bit on each and every fruit they can find, making them all unsuitable for human consumption. I get that pet rats are cute. Heck, I used to keep one myself in the past. But if you think the wild ones are the same, I suggest you invite a couple of dozen to your own back yard to help you come to a more sensible conclusion.
@@remcovanvliet3018 Dude, take a chill pill. I think you read far more in to my comment than was there. We did have a little colony living in our lean-to and garage, which I removed humanely as I know what wild fuzzos can carry and how destructive they can be.
Thats one of the most spectacular things ive ever seen, laughed very hard. The problem with the cats and why they keep coming back is that of course as you know someone owns/feeding them. Your repellent scares them away and it works for a while, but they have been marking you territory as a safe frequent zone, thats the real reason theyre all doing this to your car, they feed and live in the same area, know each others scents and are applying their own on top of the others to claim territory, common knowledge. If you set your repellent up followed by thoroughly cleaning with scent repellent as well, it will solve the problem completely unless.... different cats are in the area and explore your yard again and mark it as territory/safe. Realize this is an old video, but meh, i had a blast watching these. Like lol.
Use vinegar and a wider horizontal spray pattern. The vinegar could be loaded into a 3 gallon pump sprayer, charged, and the spray handle actuated by a solenoid armature. :-)
Bro, this is what I am about. I too have an intense cat problem. Trapped 9 strays and let em loose in the rich neighborhoods but the “owned” cats are still an issue. Thank you for the book!
I'm just really happy you're scaring them away like this. Just because it's legal, so many people just shoots them if they go into their property, and I can't begin to describe how wrong that is. Thank you so much for getting the cats off in a non violent way.
It is wrong to shoot them.. it's also wrong for owners to allow them to roam freely not knowing if they have been run over by a car or killed by a fox etc, never mind the person who has to keep washing off their pee of their house etc
C DV I mean, I kinda agree, but it depends on where you live. Cats are still pretty much wild animals, and while you can keep them inside their whole life, many species of cats won’t be happy with that. If you’re in a real big city then yeah, they shouldn’t go outside, but if you’re in a small neighborhood the cats should be allowed outside depending on the species. I wanna protect my cats but I also can’t deny them their freedom as half wild animals
@@Charley-ju6yg cats in Australia are a massive problem. responsible cat owner's don't let their pets kill native fauna . its lazy ,soft and weak willed pet owners that are the main problem. they make terrible pets anyway . dogs are %100 better.
@@markcrystaltownsend1578 as for them being terrible pets, that’s just your opinion. I for one think they’re amazing pets And if a “responsible” cat owner wouldn’t “let” their cat do that, then a “responsible” owner wouldn’t own a cat, cause that’s not something you can control. Cats aren’t as domesticated as dogs, they’re pretty much feral, and because of that, only few species are build to be kept indoors, whereas it would be torture for must cat species to be forcibly kept indoors. It’s not like you can control what a predator does when it’s walking around where you’re not around. If you wanna protect other animals from cats, you need to make protection for those animals cause you can’t do anything about the cats behavior. I’m not saying there’s no excuse for shooting a cat. If it’s actually a serious issue, like you say it is in Australia then measures like that may be necessary. But shooting them in situations like these where they’re just doing what cats do just cause you prefer the birds to survive is wrong. Fx, I’ve had multiple of my cats shot, but how I see it depends on the circumstances. If my cat is breaking in and killing my neighbors chickens, then yes, they had every right to protect their animals that they own. But other times, I’ve had hunters shooting my cats for shooting practice which is a whole different matter. To put it short, I don’t know the situation in Australia, but you can’t fault a cat for acting as the predator it is, nor the owner since the only way to keep a cat from doing it is to force it to stay indoors which is just legal animal abuse depending on the species
I'd add a second one further up angled towards the scrap pile that way if they duck the first stream the second one will nicely connect. Not sure if there's a way to make the stream servo track but that would be worth it too! You've earned a sub my friend love the commentary got me laughing my ass off 😂
These videos and hysterically funny commentaries had me shrieking with laughter on the sofa, with tears rolling down my cheeks - the labradoodle thought I needed rescuing. What a comedian and a born entertainer with an understanding ‘guinea pig’ partner who falls foul of the “tests” - you’d think she’d have learned by now LOL! These videos sure beat the alternative droll advice for keeping neighbouring cats out with perfumes and potions. Cats need negative reinforcement to be deterred. As much as I love cats, having neighbours 2 cats stalking and killing wild birds I feed, rarking up our dog, entering the house via a cat door then peeing and pooing on one of our beds, was the last straw - & now it’s game on. Thanks for these videos. - I’m a NZ fan!
This is so technically humorous. It’s just an incredible production. Congratulations you made me laugh. I enjoy it very much. Greetings from Tenochtitlán
Keep up the good work bud. PS. I have a dog problem - keeps digging a certain spot. Looking to make one of your devices to keep them out! I would love a freebie if you have one. I'll send you some videos of it in action :)
The narration if priceless. It's just some cats getting sprayed, but the narration brings it life and character and had me LMAO! Subscribed for some more.
Geeeeez why did it take me yeeeeears to find this channel. By far one of the funniest videos i have seen in a very long time. Was in bed next to my sleeping wife and had to run to the living room. Thats how hard i was laughing. Great play by play commentating. Will be watching all videos now. No sleep tonight
Wonder if all those cats gather around talking about their PTSD war stories about how their convoy was ambushed in Afcatistan suppressed by enemy fire from the H20 terrorists.
this is just -fucking- *hecking* amazing
Lmao
"We need a medic dusty just got shot well he make it" "its lethal but we can help him, but dont get your hopes up to high." "Dusty i promise you're going to be alright." "A-am i ded rocky." "No sunny said you're going to be alright i promise" "we're going to transport you to the medic den and give you some cobwebs to stop the bleeding and some herbs to make it hurt less" "o-ok i cant fell my leg w-what happend." "You got shot by the H20-593 blaster it broke your bone but i think i can mend it back but you won't be able to walk on it for a couple of weeks maybe even months" "wake up dusty were at the medic den" "why am i here did i die" "i already explained this to you" "oh yea i forgot my legs feel numb" they gave you some herbs so your legs don't hurt." "Rocky you have to leave you can wait out side he needs rest" "fine can i lick him one more time" "yes i supose you could but only once, then you leave deal" "yes sunsine. Dusty sunshine told me i have to leave" "ok rocky well goodbye then" "clover dusty got injured." "Is he fine can i see him?" "No sunny said he had to rest." Is he fine?" "Yes he is he got shot in the leg bye the leg bye the H20-593 blaster in the leg" "im tired i'm going to bed" "do you want some mice? I caught it." "Sure but after this im going to bed what are you going to do?" "I'm probably going to eat and then go to bed." "What are you talking about?" "Nothing sparky its not your business" "ok ok you dont have to yell at me.
" "i hate that guy" rocky muttered under his breath. "Me to he inturupts every thing." "You know i can here you right." To be continued...
Maybe just get a dog?
@@whywhy7634 whywhy
I can't believe I've spent 15mins watching a cat trying desperately to leave the yard.
The commentary though. 100% worth it.
Blue food color dye makes for an interesting conversation with the owners.
We Are Miles From Nowhere or some fake blood
@@Sebash1966 or that dye used to stain bank notes in the unlikely event (these days) that a robber makes it out with the cash.
Great idea about the dye.
"I'll stop dying your cat, if you teach it too not to kill wildlife, not to pee all over my cars and property, and to just stay inside YOUR HOUSE and watch goldfish videos."
@@mamaboocee It's healthy for cats to kill wildlife.
@@red_doggo7219 who cares? Cats are natural there so keep them in the damm house
There are just too many quotable hillarious lines in your videos! 😂
"She double checks that her ass is still following her, it is." 😂😂😂
I love your content so much! I just wish there was more 😁
Cheers, I wish we could edit it out faster. My oldest incomplete video for this channel is now 13 years old. I just got to be confident! :-P
@@Turnah81 You've got nothing to worry about with us. We all love what you do and you have no reason to not be yourself and confident. Your comedy has helped improve many days and outlooks I've had in the past, as I'm sure as many others here. I just wanted you to know that thanks to you, you've helped me lighten up when my mood when it wasn't ideal, so I thank you for that!
That one nearly took my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely the most underrated creator on RUclips
Cheers for your support!
@@Turnah81 you should set up a flood light on the inside of a gate too, that way it blinds them so they have a higher chance of running straight into the water before they can focus their eyes
I laugh so hard every time I watch these videos
@@1VengefulViking same here.. she gives us the good old brown eye.. :D
Technical Difficulty ikr
Your story telling skill is epic This was like a episode of Seinfeld, Aussie style. You had my attention for the whole video and I have ADHD. Damn cats.
Haha cheers for that.
You threw in The Never Ending Story reference. Classic with the 80's children.
Haha! The little underplayed gems he puts in throughout are brilliant!
@Fast Internet approximately between 0:00 and 15:12
@Fast Internet 6:43
yep that horrific creepy movie xD didn t remember the name
seems to be a bit of that in my life of late, Korn's last album was called The Nothing..
I had an idea for your water trap: instead of it shooting straight, make it onto a fan mode and point it so that it makes a wall of water so they get soaked even more, giving them a even better reason to not come back
Fuck it, hangout with that one guy and program the water gun to target and track cats and adjust pressure and exit diameter to maximize efficiency over distance/ target movement speed
Omg 10:11, Lord have Mecry, I have not laughed that hard in a while! Tears down my cheeks. Why cant I watch you on Tv every Saturday? On Animal Planet?
Same here, good laughs :D
Now that is an idea!!
@@pexi86 same
I laughed the hardest at the baby bird noises!
I laughed so hard on this part of the video! The editing was amazing! 😂
There’s something oddly satisfying about watching bird assassins get sprayed
Your commentary’s are hysterical. Thanks for the laughs
The trouble you have gone to to protect the birds and the cats from any real harm is absolutely outstanding.
"There she is, pretending to be a rock" I was taking a sip of coke when he said that and nearly died laughing/choking on it
I was drinking tea. Had to stop video to wipe phone off.
"Gravity rotation" had me lose it! I think I woke my neighbor laughing so loud!
I choked on a cheez it when he was going thru the cats jump thru the fence and stopped to talk about the cats ass eye!
Got me at 2 paws an hour
5:15
I haven't laught so hard for a long time, I needed that..
Keeping these at 69 likes si6 nine9
Second that!
THE NEVER ENDING STOOOOOOORRRYYYYYYYY
AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAA!!!
AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAA!!
AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAA!
it's the story that never ends
it goes on and on my friend
Best movie of all time 👌
@@TheSphongleface best Music video of all time ❤
I really wondered how many people knew that movie
Dude! You're flippin hilarious! You keep pictures of your suspect cats. There faces are funny. Glad the cats didn't get hurt.
'my kitties...my kitty wall is almost complete'
GOLD
YOU crack me up, please keep uploading. I also appreciate all your work in making them.
“Vacuum sealed inside a walrus’ nutsack”
I’m laughing like Muttly the dog
Craig, introduce some traction defying flooring in the area to create more "Slip slide".
Like what, oiled glass?
Multiple pieces of cut up tarp. That is pretty slippery in my experience
@@SirenaSpades In what circumstance were you ambling about on multiple pieces of cut up tarp? I picture Dexter in a kill room.....
A sheet of Plexiglas should be slippery enough.
Marbles
Someone needs to hire this man as a commentator for Wipeout 😭😂
All the dislikes are just cats
And crazy cat ladies.
David
And the rats! Dude straight up said he wants the cats to eat the rats and that he was comin’ for them!
What did they do?! They didn’t piss on his cars or eat the lil chicks! They are just eating a bit of fruit. :(
Abrilla 2 M
Rats do NOT eat live birds. Are you high???
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 Actually they can, in some places where mice were introduced (rats and mice are related anyway) at night they would eat albatross chicks alive starting from their rear end. These types of birds don't usually have any natural predators on their breeding islands and become completely incapable of protecting themselves or their chicks. Rats and mice are opportunistic and will eat anything they can manage, even helpless chicks, maybe not full grown birds but they can eat chicks and eggs.
and flat earthers
“Vacuum sealed inside a walrus’ nutsack”
I’m laughing like Muttly the dog
You should change the lights to led. and set a delay on the water spray. so the lights turn on a couple of milliseconds before.
Johan Froloff he also need a wide angle spray
@@epiccollision yes! I'm thinking the same thing. Seems the obvious thing to do.
@@epiccollision
Next video: making a duckbill choke for the kitty sprayer.
@@epiccollision And a large sheet of plexiglass on the floor so the cat's got no grip to run away.
69th like!
"Is there a cucumber hiding around the corner..." Ahahaha this guy is hilarious. Keep them coming my guy lmao!
WE want more videos buddy!!!! Try 2 hoses, about 2 feet apart. You'll never miss in giving those felines a good washing
Agree, two jets at different heights is an option too.
The current one plus one pointing at the gate, but with the nozzle set to wide spray instead of stream, so they get it in the face but at lower pressure. Should double back & exit immediately.
Why stop at 2? Have the cats run a gauntlet of sprays. LOL That particular cat will never return.
this is better than any cat-video. I just had 15 min. of great laughter!!! brilliant. Keep going :D
I still can't get over how your property is like a cat highway.
The ominous ending with the little rascal at the end was very..... funny and, well, ominous. WELL PLAYED!!!
9:34
"be confident,
BE CONFIDENT"
*Hilarious stuff Craig
The third eye made me laugh so hard that I scared my own cat! She's under my bed and won't come out. Hello from Houston.
I had sphinges too but ointment took it away.
bahahaha
This comment is made so much better with your pfp 😂😂
@EweChewBrrr Koro Sensei? Is that you?
Super happy I accidentally found this channel whilst looking for mask making tutorials. This is exactly the kind of humour, Aussie accent and engineering I love.
I think this one broke my dad in laughter mode
How do I reset Craig or this a no fix
Seriously though we love the whole theme and little story about this project
With the crap going on this is a video to make people laugh and enjoy
I really like the references to the NeverEnding Story
I figured the Fantasia reference would go over most people's heads. I loved that movie as a kid. My favorite character was falcor and I had a crush on the childlike empress 😊
You really need to add a warning at the start of these.
One that says something about not having food of some sort in ones mouth while watching.
Do you know how difficult it is to get bits/chunks of breakfast muffin out of your nasal passages?
The answer is: Very.
I can only imagine what a circus fire eater must go through trying to watch this...
...I mean, hot coffee out the nose is one thing but, kerosene?
Don't forget haveing to clean up the hooting keyboard...
Dr Pepper out the nostrils is a mind-blowing nasenema.
My dude I was eating a pickle and I sneezed 2 pickle seeds out my nose not fun my guy
@@phoenixthedutchie149 how did tha-XD that feel. And that's a cucumber seed mate.
@@lechking941 it burned so much sooo much vinaigrette gets sucked into the seeds and when trying to get them out one of them popped opened that was a pretty shitty day
I've no idea how I'm just now finding your videos. You are a funny man!
Awesome I laughed the entire episode. My neighbor is running a cat factory I'm going to have to try this. And send you some footage.
This might be the funniest vid I've seen in a LONG time. I just subscribed to your channel. Here in my little village in Marietta, PA we have a big CAT problem (and I don't mean bull dozers) so you've given me some ideas on how to keep them out of my yard at least. They like to hang out under my bird feeders. Have a great day!
My guess for cat battleship is “A4” “A3” “B3” And “B4”
Edit: darn missed
but can anyone really see the cat
Nope C3
i picked C2
for the urination, wash everything with bio detergent, any cheap one will do, and spray the surrounding with it, for as long as it has a smell of other cats they will come back and urinate again, could be that something is also urinating on your car during the day when you at work, or shopping, then when you come back they need to mark that to..so bio detergent, I foster many many cats, tame and feral, its what i use to clean the enclosure between cats, if i didnt well it would all turn into a toilet as they try to scare others away..But loved this and the comment, thank you :)
Absolutely LOVE your hilarious edits and commentary
Please never stop making videos about cats, your sense of humor is gold 👑👑
“Stares at the Giant sphinx gate...with boobies” The only booby here is the cat XD
100th like
@@rysea9855 I only see 99 👀
@@TS_Mind_Swept RUclips is a bit glitchy, like counts don't always update at the same time in different continents
@@rysea9855 I still only see 99 Luftballons
@@solchapeau6343 absolutely not
She went from deadpan to f22 in under a second 🤣🤣
Once again a hilarious episode. I love cats and I see all this as harmless fun. Craig your commentary is brilliant as usual. Dreadful cats. looking at your things, how dare they?
can't..stop...giggling..so good. you warmed my insides with your humorous writing.bless u man
the highlegged walk is because she has never been in the area before, thats also why she wanted to take the same way out instead of somewhere in the back, the way in is the way she knows :)
Would love to see a second spray nozzle addition, give them kitties a solid second soaking!!! Keep up the great content... love your commentary, cat names and general awesomeness :)
"Why is it shiny ?" That was so funny I did a number 5
Two 2's and a 1 .
You should do a calendar of your pictures. I would probably buy one.
This made me laugh more than I thought I could.
"f1.0 in cat optics" I laughed more than I should've at this
I love the sound effects he made for the baby birds
9:21 This Engywook cameo and subsequent editing should have won the RUclips Oscar for best fucking shit ever.
I think you should use 2 of those now. So no avoiding possible.
a calendar of those cat photo stills would be amazing
The cat's sent in a spy at the end
Or a katnapper. To find the plans
Do you have your own comedy show? Thank you for for your very funny cat videos🤣😂🤣😂
The Never Ending Story references speak to our generation. Well played. Oh, and “wHy DoNt yOu cLoSe tHe gAtE?!”
Perhaps the best content on RUclips Ever?
Cars shitting in my back yard is a serious problem
I'm cryin', man. That was the funniest video I've seen in a long, long time.
The ratty is so cute sitting there nibbling away at the fruit. I may be biased though.
Don Pablo
IKR??!! Why the fuck does he want them eaten/killed by the cats and vowing to take care of them himself? Not cool. 😢
Rats are a known disease vector, and they pee and poop wherever they go. They also tend not to finish a meal, but in stead nibble a little bit on each and every fruit they can find, making them all unsuitable for human consumption.
I get that pet rats are cute. Heck, I used to keep one myself in the past. But if you think the wild ones are the same, I suggest you invite a couple of dozen to your own back yard to help you come to a more sensible conclusion.
Remco van Vliet
You’ve become a monster who’s lost his humanity as you’ve aged.
Cut around their nibbles, asshole. Not a big deal.
@@remcovanvliet3018 Dude, take a chill pill. I think you read far more in to my comment than was there.
We did have a little colony living in our lean-to and garage, which I removed humanely as I know what wild fuzzos can carry and how destructive they can be.
I cut the footage just before he does diarrhea over all the fruit under him. I thought it was a bit much for now.
LOL! I mean, in between the accent, the images, the hilarious story telling, these vids are hysterical. Good job!
OH MY I love your commentary!!!! Laughed the whole video. Much love Ohio USA.🥰😻😻😻
Fyi, you need to change the cat's engine oil every 6 - 10 months. it depends if it's in countryside or city
we loved the NEVER ENDING STORY !!!!
I live for these narrations HONESTLY!!!!
Actually been physically crying laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣 proper laughs where you cant even breathe 🤣🤣
The narration is just so good!! Had several close calls while drinking my morning coffee hahahaha
The cats third Brown eye serves ss a ground proximity sensor wtf. Lol
Thats one of the most spectacular things ive ever seen, laughed very hard. The problem with the cats and why they keep coming back is that of course as you know someone owns/feeding them. Your repellent scares them away and it works for a while, but they have been marking you territory as a safe frequent zone, thats the real reason theyre all doing this to your car, they feed and live in the same area, know each others scents and are applying their own on top of the others to claim territory, common knowledge. If you set your repellent up followed by thoroughly cleaning with scent repellent as well, it will solve the problem completely unless.... different cats are in the area and explore your yard again and mark it as territory/safe. Realize this is an old video, but meh, i had a blast watching these. Like lol.
Cheers man. Yeah you are right they just have an on going never ending scent battle it seems. Glad you liked the vid!
Use vinegar and a wider horizontal spray pattern. The vinegar could be loaded into a 3 gallon pump sprayer, charged, and the spray handle actuated by a solenoid armature. :-)
Why vinegar
@@Geion he hates cats
Mo_nificient
Very cruel to use vinegar.
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 don't tell me, I didn't say the comment
Mo_nificient
Yeah, just chipping in, man.
I haven't laughed as much at ANY other videos on RUclips, as I've laughed at your cat videos! Subscribed.
I knew there was a reason I stayed up late (watching this at 02:10HRS).
Bro, this is what I am about. I too have an intense cat problem. Trapped 9 strays and let em loose in the rich neighborhoods but the “owned” cats are still an issue. Thank you for the book!
This is my All time Favourite channel and the only one I press the bell for
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One of the best orators on feline deterrents
I'm just really happy you're scaring them away like this. Just because it's legal, so many people just shoots them if they go into their property, and I can't begin to describe how wrong that is. Thank you so much for getting the cats off in a non violent way.
It is wrong to shoot them.. it's also wrong for owners to allow them to roam freely not knowing if they have been run over by a car or killed by a fox etc, never mind the person who has to keep washing off their pee of their house etc
C DV I mean, I kinda agree, but it depends on where you live. Cats are still pretty much wild animals, and while you can keep them inside their whole life, many species of cats won’t be happy with that. If you’re in a real big city then yeah, they shouldn’t go outside, but if you’re in a small neighborhood the cats should be allowed outside depending on the species. I wanna protect my cats but I also can’t deny them their freedom as half wild animals
@@Charley-ju6yg cats in Australia are a massive problem. responsible cat owner's don't let their pets kill native fauna .
its lazy ,soft and weak willed pet owners that are the main problem.
they make terrible pets anyway . dogs are %100 better.
@@markcrystaltownsend1578 as for them being terrible pets, that’s just your opinion. I for one think they’re amazing pets
And if a “responsible” cat owner wouldn’t “let” their cat do that, then a “responsible” owner wouldn’t own a cat, cause that’s not something you can control. Cats aren’t as domesticated as dogs, they’re pretty much feral, and because of that, only few species are build to be kept indoors, whereas it would be torture for must cat species to be forcibly kept indoors. It’s not like you can control what a predator does when it’s walking around where you’re not around. If you wanna protect other animals from cats, you need to make protection for those animals cause you can’t do anything about the cats behavior. I’m not saying there’s no excuse for shooting a cat. If it’s actually a serious issue, like you say it is in Australia then measures like that may be necessary. But shooting them in situations like these where they’re just doing what cats do just cause you prefer the birds to survive is wrong.
Fx, I’ve had multiple of my cats shot, but how I see it depends on the circumstances. If my cat is breaking in and killing my neighbors chickens, then yes, they had every right to protect their animals that they own. But other times, I’ve had hunters shooting my cats for shooting practice which is a whole different matter.
To put it short, I don’t know the situation in Australia, but you can’t fault a cat for acting as the predator it is, nor the owner since the only way to keep a cat from doing it is to force it to stay indoors which is just legal animal abuse depending on the species
Your RUclips channel is the best channel ever
I'd add a second one further up angled towards the scrap pile that way if they duck the first stream the second one will nicely connect. Not sure if there's a way to make the stream servo track but that would be worth it too! You've earned a sub my friend love the commentary got me laughing my ass off 😂
What a great break from all the crap going these days!! Thanks!!! Really needed this!
put up a plastic wrap wall were the cat's run to after getting sprayed and watch them bounce
These videos and hysterically funny commentaries had me shrieking with laughter on the sofa, with tears rolling down my cheeks - the labradoodle thought I needed rescuing. What a comedian and a born entertainer with an understanding ‘guinea pig’ partner who falls foul of the “tests” - you’d think she’d have learned by now LOL! These videos sure beat the alternative droll advice for keeping neighbouring cats out with perfumes and potions. Cats need negative reinforcement to be deterred. As much as I love cats, having neighbours 2 cats stalking and killing wild birds I feed, rarking up our dog, entering the house via a cat door then peeing and pooing on one of our beds, was the last straw - & now it’s game on. Thanks for these videos. - I’m a NZ fan!
A few tears. Have not laughed that hard in a long time.
Your sense of humor is spot on! I haven’t laughed that hard in ages!
Oh man, had to go to hospital to have ribs replaced, so funny. ROTFLMAO
love you channel and your sense of humor. keep the videos coming.
Thanks heaps
OMG I didn't know how much I needed this video for a laugh till he part where the cat fell off the earth
Being a big time cat lover, all I can say is "Outstanding Video".
Glad you enjoyed it! Cheers
The neverending story sphinx reference killed me
This is so technically humorous. It’s just an incredible production. Congratulations you made me laugh. I enjoy it very much. Greetings from Tenochtitlán
THanks mate glad you enjoyed it!
You refer to deadpan as "she" in the middle of the video, then "him" at the end cat shame wall.
yeah have been doing it a lot, had to edit some out. I realised it was a girl half way. But my brain didn't accept the change at the end there.
@@Turnah81 does it really matter? Like honestly. Does it change anything? Anything at all? I'd just go with "it".
Keep up the good work bud. PS. I have a dog problem - keeps digging a certain spot. Looking to make one of your devices to keep them out! I would love a freebie if you have one. I'll send you some videos of it in action :)
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Cover it with a board of wood man.
@@denverperera sprinkle pepper or chili flakes in the area of the garden the dog digs.
The narration if priceless. It's just some cats getting sprayed, but the narration brings it life and character and had me LMAO! Subscribed for some more.
I don’t remember laughing so much over RUclips video for a long time!
I love You commentary
Geeeeez why did it take me yeeeeears to find this channel. By far one of the funniest videos i have seen in a very long time. Was in bed next to my sleeping wife and had to run to the living room. Thats how hard i was laughing. Great play by play commentating. Will be watching all videos now. No sleep tonight
Love this series!
WARNING ⚠️; Use bathroom before binge watching!!! Btw awesome videos to cheer a sad soul. Can’t wait for new videos!
Plz put multiple water guns at different angles to obtain full cat soakage
These videos are always worth the wait.