Protecting a bird nest from Neighbor's cats! - Cat Repellent - Part 5

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @Mixwell1983
    @Mixwell1983 4 года назад +1188

    Wonder if all those cats gather around talking about their PTSD war stories about how their convoy was ambushed in Afcatistan suppressed by enemy fire from the H20 terrorists.

    • @grayem1nence
      @grayem1nence 4 года назад +31

      this is just -fucking- *hecking* amazing

    • @GinGin12
      @GinGin12 4 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @tk-9704
      @tk-9704 4 года назад +19

      "We need a medic dusty just got shot well he make it" "its lethal but we can help him, but dont get your hopes up to high." "Dusty i promise you're going to be alright." "A-am i ded rocky." "No sunny said you're going to be alright i promise" "we're going to transport you to the medic den and give you some cobwebs to stop the bleeding and some herbs to make it hurt less" "o-ok i cant fell my leg w-what happend." "You got shot by the H20-593 blaster it broke your bone but i think i can mend it back but you won't be able to walk on it for a couple of weeks maybe even months" "wake up dusty were at the medic den" "why am i here did i die" "i already explained this to you" "oh yea i forgot my legs feel numb" they gave you some herbs so your legs don't hurt." "Rocky you have to leave you can wait out side he needs rest" "fine can i lick him one more time" "yes i supose you could but only once, then you leave deal" "yes sunsine. Dusty sunshine told me i have to leave" "ok rocky well goodbye then" "clover dusty got injured." "Is he fine can i see him?" "No sunny said he had to rest." Is he fine?" "Yes he is he got shot in the leg bye the leg bye the H20-593 blaster in the leg" "im tired i'm going to bed" "do you want some mice? I caught it." "Sure but after this im going to bed what are you going to do?" "I'm probably going to eat and then go to bed." "What are you talking about?" "Nothing sparky its not your business" "ok ok you dont have to yell at me.
      " "i hate that guy" rocky muttered under his breath. "Me to he inturupts every thing." "You know i can here you right." To be continued...

    • @whywhy7634
      @whywhy7634 4 года назад +6

      Maybe just get a dog?

    • @lostspace5811
      @lostspace5811 4 года назад +5

      @@whywhy7634 whywhy

  • @hamzterix
    @hamzterix 4 года назад +10

    I can't believe I've spent 15mins watching a cat trying desperately to leave the yard.
    The commentary though. 100% worth it.

  • @wearemilesfromnowhere4630
    @wearemilesfromnowhere4630 4 года назад +475

    Blue food color dye makes for an interesting conversation with the owners.

    • @Sebash1966
      @Sebash1966 4 года назад +18

      We Are Miles From Nowhere or some fake blood

    • @dash8brj
      @dash8brj 4 года назад +22

      @@Sebash1966 or that dye used to stain bank notes in the unlikely event (these days) that a robber makes it out with the cash.

    • @mamaboocee
      @mamaboocee 4 года назад +53

      Great idea about the dye.
      "I'll stop dying your cat, if you teach it too not to kill wildlife, not to pee all over my cars and property, and to just stay inside YOUR HOUSE and watch goldfish videos."

    • @red_doggo7219
      @red_doggo7219 4 года назад +5

      @@mamaboocee It's healthy for cats to kill wildlife.

    • @peterzingler6221
      @peterzingler6221 4 года назад +18

      @@red_doggo7219 who cares? Cats are natural there so keep them in the damm house

  • @DevotedDisciple-x
    @DevotedDisciple-x 4 года назад +129

    There are just too many quotable hillarious lines in your videos! 😂
    "She double checks that her ass is still following her, it is." 😂😂😂
    I love your content so much! I just wish there was more 😁

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  4 года назад +18

      Cheers, I wish we could edit it out faster. My oldest incomplete video for this channel is now 13 years old. I just got to be confident! :-P

    • @DevotedDisciple-x
      @DevotedDisciple-x 4 года назад +7

      @@Turnah81 You've got nothing to worry about with us. We all love what you do and you have no reason to not be yourself and confident. Your comedy has helped improve many days and outlooks I've had in the past, as I'm sure as many others here. I just wanted you to know that thanks to you, you've helped me lighten up when my mood when it wasn't ideal, so I thank you for that!

    • @kari8187
      @kari8187 3 года назад +3

      That one nearly took my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BlueNova82
    @BlueNova82 4 года назад +450

    Absolutely the most underrated creator on RUclips

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  4 года назад +35

      Cheers for your support!

    • @Crisp_me
      @Crisp_me 4 года назад +3

      @@Turnah81 you should set up a flood light on the inside of a gate too, that way it blinds them so they have a higher chance of running straight into the water before they can focus their eyes

    • @1VengefulViking
      @1VengefulViking 4 года назад +7

      I laugh so hard every time I watch these videos

    • @reiniskarolis1582
      @reiniskarolis1582 4 года назад +1

      @@1VengefulViking same here.. she gives us the good old brown eye.. :D

    • @killermushroom4579
      @killermushroom4579 4 года назад +1

      Technical Difficulty ikr

  • @e.s6789
    @e.s6789 4 года назад +84

    Your story telling skill is epic This was like a episode of Seinfeld, Aussie style. You had my attention for the whole video and I have ADHD. Damn cats.

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  4 года назад +11

      Haha cheers for that.

  • @Hopeinformer
    @Hopeinformer 4 года назад +199

    You threw in The Never Ending Story reference. Classic with the 80's children.

    • @merickful
      @merickful 4 года назад +8

      Haha! The little underplayed gems he puts in throughout are brilliant!

    • @gsau3000
      @gsau3000 4 года назад +3

      @Fast Internet approximately between 0:00 and 15:12

    • @woodworkingdirtjumping2708
      @woodworkingdirtjumping2708 4 года назад

      @Fast Internet 6:43

    • @diabloss8318
      @diabloss8318 4 года назад +1

      yep that horrific creepy movie xD didn t remember the name

    • @CyPhaSaRin
      @CyPhaSaRin 4 года назад +1

      seems to be a bit of that in my life of late, Korn's last album was called The Nothing..

  • @Gizmo_Furry
    @Gizmo_Furry 3 года назад +52

    I had an idea for your water trap: instead of it shooting straight, make it onto a fan mode and point it so that it makes a wall of water so they get soaked even more, giving them a even better reason to not come back

    • @3ch0_17
      @3ch0_17 2 года назад +10

      Fuck it, hangout with that one guy and program the water gun to target and track cats and adjust pressure and exit diameter to maximize efficiency over distance/ target movement speed

  • @TankardShaw
    @TankardShaw 4 года назад +275

    Omg 10:11, Lord have Mecry, I have not laughed that hard in a while! Tears down my cheeks. Why cant I watch you on Tv every Saturday? On Animal Planet?

    • @pexi86
      @pexi86 4 года назад +4

      Same here, good laughs :D

    • @Convolutedtubules
      @Convolutedtubules 4 года назад +4

      Now that is an idea!!

    • @fuzz1252
      @fuzz1252 4 года назад +2

      @@pexi86 same

    • @CritterKeeper01
      @CritterKeeper01 4 года назад

      I laughed the hardest at the baby bird noises!

    • @diegobarrantes5467
      @diegobarrantes5467 3 года назад

      I laughed so hard on this part of the video! The editing was amazing! 😂

  • @roccorodriguez6653
    @roccorodriguez6653 4 года назад +44

    There’s something oddly satisfying about watching bird assassins get sprayed

  • @victoriaallen8271
    @victoriaallen8271 4 года назад +80

    Your commentary’s are hysterical. Thanks for the laughs

  • @BaseDeltaZero1972
    @BaseDeltaZero1972 3 года назад +4

    The trouble you have gone to to protect the birds and the cats from any real harm is absolutely outstanding.

  • @mr.waffles8739
    @mr.waffles8739 4 года назад +305

    "There she is, pretending to be a rock" I was taking a sip of coke when he said that and nearly died laughing/choking on it

    • @channonspencer1631
      @channonspencer1631 4 года назад +11

      I was drinking tea. Had to stop video to wipe phone off.

    • @Inertia888
      @Inertia888 4 года назад +5

      "Gravity rotation" had me lose it! I think I woke my neighbor laughing so loud!

    • @johnro6659
      @johnro6659 4 года назад +1

      I choked on a cheez it when he was going thru the cats jump thru the fence and stopped to talk about the cats ass eye!

    • @justthedrummer
      @justthedrummer 4 года назад +1

      Got me at 2 paws an hour

    • @KhairaLynn
      @KhairaLynn 4 года назад +1

      5:15

  • @edheide7229
    @edheide7229 4 года назад +122

    I haven't laught so hard for a long time, I needed that..

  • @chxnss3486
    @chxnss3486 4 года назад +207

    THE NEVER ENDING STOOOOOOORRRYYYYYYYY

    • @TheGreatMunky
      @TheGreatMunky 4 года назад +10

      AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAA!!!
      AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAA!!
      AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAA!

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 4 года назад +4

      it's the story that never ends
      it goes on and on my friend

    • @TheSphongleface
      @TheSphongleface 4 года назад +5

      Best movie of all time 👌

    • @warlordqueekheadtaker7960
      @warlordqueekheadtaker7960 4 года назад +1

      @@TheSphongleface best Music video of all time ❤

    • @VictorF0326
      @VictorF0326 4 года назад

      I really wondered how many people knew that movie

  • @chrislesher8119
    @chrislesher8119 4 года назад +1

    Dude! You're flippin hilarious! You keep pictures of your suspect cats. There faces are funny. Glad the cats didn't get hurt.

  • @greenvolksi7886
    @greenvolksi7886 4 года назад +58

    'my kitties...my kitty wall is almost complete'
    GOLD

  • @jvchavez789
    @jvchavez789 4 года назад +1

    YOU crack me up, please keep uploading. I also appreciate all your work in making them.

    • @ОлесяМэп-ф2г
      @ОлесяМэп-ф2г 3 года назад

      “Vacuum sealed inside a walrus’ nutsack”
      I’m laughing like Muttly the dog

  • @Wulfrune
    @Wulfrune 4 года назад +83

    Craig, introduce some traction defying flooring in the area to create more "Slip slide".

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 года назад +1

      Like what, oiled glass?

    • @SirenaSpades
      @SirenaSpades 4 года назад +4

      Multiple pieces of cut up tarp. That is pretty slippery in my experience

    • @codybarrett4672
      @codybarrett4672 4 года назад +5

      @@SirenaSpades In what circumstance were you ambling about on multiple pieces of cut up tarp? I picture Dexter in a kill room.....

    • @anthonybelmonte8034
      @anthonybelmonte8034 4 года назад +1

      A sheet of Plexiglas should be slippery enough.

    • @daisyloumisakidondu6159
      @daisyloumisakidondu6159 4 года назад +1

      Marbles

  • @hellenanazario4478
    @hellenanazario4478 4 года назад +37

    Someone needs to hire this man as a commentator for Wipeout 😭😂

  • @dlmurray55
    @dlmurray55 4 года назад +189

    All the dislikes are just cats

    • @Vulpine407
      @Vulpine407 4 года назад +20

      And crazy cat ladies.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 4 года назад +3

      David
      And the rats! Dude straight up said he wants the cats to eat the rats and that he was comin’ for them!
      What did they do?! They didn’t piss on his cars or eat the lil chicks! They are just eating a bit of fruit. :(

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 4 года назад +1

      Abrilla 2 M
      Rats do NOT eat live birds. Are you high???

    • @Comic_Serif
      @Comic_Serif 4 года назад +5

      @@anti-ethniccleansing465 Actually they can, in some places where mice were introduced (rats and mice are related anyway) at night they would eat albatross chicks alive starting from their rear end. These types of birds don't usually have any natural predators on their breeding islands and become completely incapable of protecting themselves or their chicks. Rats and mice are opportunistic and will eat anything they can manage, even helpless chicks, maybe not full grown birds but they can eat chicks and eggs.

    • @MrJhongVlogs
      @MrJhongVlogs 4 года назад +2

      and flat earthers

  • @mathewhale3581
    @mathewhale3581 4 года назад +21

    “Vacuum sealed inside a walrus’ nutsack”
    I’m laughing like Muttly the dog

  • @JohanFroloff81
    @JohanFroloff81 4 года назад +120

    You should change the lights to led. and set a delay on the water spray. so the lights turn on a couple of milliseconds before.

    • @epiccollision
      @epiccollision 4 года назад +17

      Johan Froloff he also need a wide angle spray

    • @gsau3000
      @gsau3000 4 года назад +2

      @@epiccollision yes! I'm thinking the same thing. Seems the obvious thing to do.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 года назад +3

      @@epiccollision
      Next video: making a duckbill choke for the kitty sprayer.

    • @jodroboxes
      @jodroboxes 4 года назад +16

      @@epiccollision And a large sheet of plexiglass on the floor so the cat's got no grip to run away.

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 года назад +1

      69th like!

  • @brianschaller9033
    @brianschaller9033 4 года назад +40

    "Is there a cucumber hiding around the corner..." Ahahaha this guy is hilarious. Keep them coming my guy lmao!

  • @kevinmaltby2346
    @kevinmaltby2346 4 года назад +60

    WE want more videos buddy!!!! Try 2 hoses, about 2 feet apart. You'll never miss in giving those felines a good washing

    • @denisegore1884
      @denisegore1884 4 года назад +9

      Agree, two jets at different heights is an option too.

    • @TheButterZone
      @TheButterZone 4 года назад +4

      The current one plus one pointing at the gate, but with the nozzle set to wide spray instead of stream, so they get it in the face but at lower pressure. Should double back & exit immediately.

    • @robhay57
      @robhay57 3 года назад

      Why stop at 2? Have the cats run a gauntlet of sprays. LOL That particular cat will never return.

  • @yvesvogelfrei453
    @yvesvogelfrei453 4 года назад +1

    this is better than any cat-video. I just had 15 min. of great laughter!!! brilliant. Keep going :D

  • @AgentMrX7
    @AgentMrX7 4 года назад +46

    I still can't get over how your property is like a cat highway.

  • @luistentindo6334
    @luistentindo6334 4 года назад +1

    The ominous ending with the little rascal at the end was very..... funny and, well, ominous. WELL PLAYED!!!

  • @Rickiye
    @Rickiye 4 года назад +35

    9:34
    "be confident,
    BE CONFIDENT"
    *Hilarious stuff Craig

  • @lawrencet83
    @lawrencet83 4 года назад +41

    The third eye made me laugh so hard that I scared my own cat! She's under my bed and won't come out. Hello from Houston.

  • @EweChewBrrr01
    @EweChewBrrr01 4 года назад +89

    I had sphinges too but ointment took it away.

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  4 года назад +6

      bahahaha

    • @fallensway855
      @fallensway855 4 года назад +1

      This comment is made so much better with your pfp 😂😂

    • @omegadragons321
      @omegadragons321 4 года назад

      @EweChewBrrr Koro Sensei? Is that you?

  • @maxinestarkywillow
    @maxinestarkywillow 4 года назад +2

    Super happy I accidentally found this channel whilst looking for mask making tutorials. This is exactly the kind of humour, Aussie accent and engineering I love.

  • @thackest2k
    @thackest2k 4 года назад +49

    I think this one broke my dad in laughter mode
    How do I reset Craig or this a no fix
    Seriously though we love the whole theme and little story about this project
    With the crap going on this is a video to make people laugh and enjoy

  • @cakeomelette
    @cakeomelette 4 года назад +34

    I really like the references to the NeverEnding Story

    • @Silentjustin06
      @Silentjustin06 4 года назад +1

      I figured the Fantasia reference would go over most people's heads. I loved that movie as a kid. My favorite character was falcor and I had a crush on the childlike empress 😊

  • @wretchedexcess1654
    @wretchedexcess1654 4 года назад +60

    You really need to add a warning at the start of these.
    One that says something about not having food of some sort in ones mouth while watching.
    Do you know how difficult it is to get bits/chunks of breakfast muffin out of your nasal passages?
    The answer is: Very.
    I can only imagine what a circus fire eater must go through trying to watch this...
    ...I mean, hot coffee out the nose is one thing but, kerosene?

    • @copperboltwire320
      @copperboltwire320 4 года назад +3

      Don't forget haveing to clean up the hooting keyboard...

    • @jimmellenberger8505
      @jimmellenberger8505 4 года назад +2

      Dr Pepper out the nostrils is a mind-blowing nasenema.

    • @phoenixthedutchie149
      @phoenixthedutchie149 4 года назад

      My dude I was eating a pickle and I sneezed 2 pickle seeds out my nose not fun my guy

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 4 года назад

      @@phoenixthedutchie149 how did tha-XD that feel. And that's a cucumber seed mate.

    • @phoenixthedutchie149
      @phoenixthedutchie149 4 года назад

      @@lechking941 it burned so much sooo much vinaigrette gets sucked into the seeds and when trying to get them out one of them popped opened that was a pretty shitty day

  • @koentalks2888
    @koentalks2888 4 года назад +1

    I've no idea how I'm just now finding your videos. You are a funny man!

  • @quincyherbster5888
    @quincyherbster5888 4 года назад +9

    Awesome I laughed the entire episode. My neighbor is running a cat factory I'm going to have to try this. And send you some footage.

  • @AP9575-jd
    @AP9575-jd 4 года назад +2

    This might be the funniest vid I've seen in a LONG time. I just subscribed to your channel. Here in my little village in Marietta, PA we have a big CAT problem (and I don't mean bull dozers) so you've given me some ideas on how to keep them out of my yard at least. They like to hang out under my bird feeders. Have a great day!

  • @gamerdragon4721
    @gamerdragon4721 4 года назад +127

    My guess for cat battleship is “A4” “A3” “B3” And “B4”
    Edit: darn missed

  • @cristinana6379
    @cristinana6379 2 года назад +2

    for the urination, wash everything with bio detergent, any cheap one will do, and spray the surrounding with it, for as long as it has a smell of other cats they will come back and urinate again, could be that something is also urinating on your car during the day when you at work, or shopping, then when you come back they need to mark that to..so bio detergent, I foster many many cats, tame and feral, its what i use to clean the enclosure between cats, if i didnt well it would all turn into a toilet as they try to scare others away..But loved this and the comment, thank you :)

  • @R.Reckless
    @R.Reckless 4 года назад +22

    Absolutely LOVE your hilarious edits and commentary

  • @maya_unltd
    @maya_unltd 4 года назад +1

    Please never stop making videos about cats, your sense of humor is gold 👑👑

  • @TS_Mind_Swept
    @TS_Mind_Swept 4 года назад +125

    “Stares at the Giant sphinx gate...with boobies” The only booby here is the cat XD

    • @rysea9855
      @rysea9855 4 года назад

      100th like

    • @TS_Mind_Swept
      @TS_Mind_Swept 4 года назад

      @@rysea9855 I only see 99 👀

    • @rysea9855
      @rysea9855 4 года назад

      @@TS_Mind_Swept RUclips is a bit glitchy, like counts don't always update at the same time in different continents

    • @TS_Mind_Swept
      @TS_Mind_Swept 4 года назад

      @@rysea9855 I still only see 99 Luftballons

    • @TS_Mind_Swept
      @TS_Mind_Swept 4 года назад

      @@solchapeau6343 absolutely not

  • @chateaupig826
    @chateaupig826 3 года назад +2

    She went from deadpan to f22 in under a second 🤣🤣

  • @iconoclad
    @iconoclad 4 года назад +18

    Once again a hilarious episode. I love cats and I see all this as harmless fun. Craig your commentary is brilliant as usual. Dreadful cats. looking at your things, how dare they?

  • @georgepakas3393
    @georgepakas3393 4 года назад

    can't..stop...giggling..so good. you warmed my insides with your humorous writing.bless u man

  • @Ninuturu
    @Ninuturu 4 года назад +8

    the highlegged walk is because she has never been in the area before, thats also why she wanted to take the same way out instead of somewhere in the back, the way in is the way she knows :)

  • @johnkropp3793
    @johnkropp3793 4 года назад +10

    Would love to see a second spray nozzle addition, give them kitties a solid second soaking!!! Keep up the great content... love your commentary, cat names and general awesomeness :)

  • @The_Real_Zaineman
    @The_Real_Zaineman 4 года назад +18

    "Why is it shiny ?" That was so funny I did a number 5
    Two 2's and a 1 .

  • @justpressstart
    @justpressstart 3 года назад +7

    You should do a calendar of your pictures. I would probably buy one.

  • @ericgonzalez934
    @ericgonzalez934 4 года назад +29

    This made me laugh more than I thought I could.

  • @platae_cos
    @platae_cos 4 года назад +12

    "f1.0 in cat optics" I laughed more than I should've at this

  • @lavendervanilladepressioni5536
    @lavendervanilladepressioni5536 4 года назад +4

    I love the sound effects he made for the baby birds

  • @laughingman3777
    @laughingman3777 3 года назад +1

    9:21 This Engywook cameo and subsequent editing should have won the RUclips Oscar for best fucking shit ever.

  • @TheDoomsdayzoner
    @TheDoomsdayzoner 4 года назад +6

    I think you should use 2 of those now. So no avoiding possible.

  • @mewmeow4324
    @mewmeow4324 11 месяцев назад +2

    a calendar of those cat photo stills would be amazing

  • @Andreas_D-Greek
    @Andreas_D-Greek 4 года назад +17

    The cat's sent in a spy at the end

  • @ISOLINhg
    @ISOLINhg Год назад +2

    Do you have your own comedy show? Thank you for for your very funny cat videos🤣😂🤣😂

  • @flyfishizationjones4940
    @flyfishizationjones4940 3 года назад +7

    The Never Ending Story references speak to our generation. Well played. Oh, and “wHy DoNt yOu cLoSe tHe gAtE?!”

  • @terrelldrayton
    @terrelldrayton 3 года назад +1

    Perhaps the best content on RUclips Ever?

  • @duffinthemuffin5792
    @duffinthemuffin5792 4 года назад +9

    Cars shitting in my back yard is a serious problem

  • @Nick-hv8gj
    @Nick-hv8gj 4 года назад +2

    I'm cryin', man. That was the funniest video I've seen in a long, long time.

  • @DonPablo2011
    @DonPablo2011 4 года назад +19

    The ratty is so cute sitting there nibbling away at the fruit. I may be biased though.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 4 года назад +1

      Don Pablo
      IKR??!! Why the fuck does he want them eaten/killed by the cats and vowing to take care of them himself? Not cool. 😢

    • @remcovanvliet3018
      @remcovanvliet3018 4 года назад +9

      Rats are a known disease vector, and they pee and poop wherever they go. They also tend not to finish a meal, but in stead nibble a little bit on each and every fruit they can find, making them all unsuitable for human consumption.
      I get that pet rats are cute. Heck, I used to keep one myself in the past. But if you think the wild ones are the same, I suggest you invite a couple of dozen to your own back yard to help you come to a more sensible conclusion.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 4 года назад +1

      Remco van Vliet
      You’ve become a monster who’s lost his humanity as you’ve aged.
      Cut around their nibbles, asshole. Not a big deal.

    • @DonPablo2011
      @DonPablo2011 4 года назад +1

      @@remcovanvliet3018 Dude, take a chill pill. I think you read far more in to my comment than was there.
      We did have a little colony living in our lean-to and garage, which I removed humanely as I know what wild fuzzos can carry and how destructive they can be.

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  4 года назад +5

      I cut the footage just before he does diarrhea over all the fruit under him. I thought it was a bit much for now.

  • @octagontowers4267
    @octagontowers4267 3 года назад

    LOL! I mean, in between the accent, the images, the hilarious story telling, these vids are hysterical. Good job!

  • @Suz3q
    @Suz3q 4 года назад +3

    OH MY I love your commentary!!!! Laughed the whole video. Much love Ohio USA.🥰😻😻😻

  • @tigerxra8515
    @tigerxra8515 3 года назад +2

    Fyi, you need to change the cat's engine oil every 6 - 10 months. it depends if it's in countryside or city

  • @lindataylor6835
    @lindataylor6835 4 года назад +9

    we loved the NEVER ENDING STORY !!!!

  • @purejb
    @purejb 4 года назад

    I live for these narrations HONESTLY!!!!

  • @David-xu3yk
    @David-xu3yk 4 года назад +8

    Actually been physically crying laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣 proper laughs where you cant even breathe 🤣🤣

  • @RunawayNomad17
    @RunawayNomad17 4 года назад

    The narration is just so good!! Had several close calls while drinking my morning coffee hahahaha

  • @bergydermeister5616
    @bergydermeister5616 4 года назад +11

    The cats third Brown eye serves ss a ground proximity sensor wtf. Lol

  • @mikelamont7791
    @mikelamont7791 2 года назад +1

    Thats one of the most spectacular things ive ever seen, laughed very hard. The problem with the cats and why they keep coming back is that of course as you know someone owns/feeding them. Your repellent scares them away and it works for a while, but they have been marking you territory as a safe frequent zone, thats the real reason theyre all doing this to your car, they feed and live in the same area, know each others scents and are applying their own on top of the others to claim territory, common knowledge. If you set your repellent up followed by thoroughly cleaning with scent repellent as well, it will solve the problem completely unless.... different cats are in the area and explore your yard again and mark it as territory/safe. Realize this is an old video, but meh, i had a blast watching these. Like lol.

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  2 года назад

      Cheers man. Yeah you are right they just have an on going never ending scent battle it seems. Glad you liked the vid!

  • @LouLope
    @LouLope 4 года назад +20

    Use vinegar and a wider horizontal spray pattern. The vinegar could be loaded into a 3 gallon pump sprayer, charged, and the spray handle actuated by a solenoid armature. :-)

    • @Geion
      @Geion 4 года назад +3

      Why vinegar

    • @Monificent
      @Monificent 4 года назад +1

      @@Geion he hates cats

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 4 года назад +3

      Mo_nificient
      Very cruel to use vinegar.

    • @Monificent
      @Monificent 4 года назад +2

      @@anti-ethniccleansing465 don't tell me, I didn't say the comment

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 4 года назад

      Mo_nificient
      Yeah, just chipping in, man.

  • @B30pt87
    @B30pt87 4 года назад

    I haven't laughed as much at ANY other videos on RUclips, as I've laughed at your cat videos! Subscribed.

  • @gordonlawrence1448
    @gordonlawrence1448 4 года назад +9

    I knew there was a reason I stayed up late (watching this at 02:10HRS).

  • @prikasky
    @prikasky 4 года назад

    Bro, this is what I am about. I too have an intense cat problem. Trapped 9 strays and let em loose in the rich neighborhoods but the “owned” cats are still an issue. Thank you for the book!

  • @zoeb3634
    @zoeb3634 4 года назад +8

    This is my All time Favourite channel and the only one I press the bell for
    notifi🐈ions 🤪

  • @DaveyCrockett1
    @DaveyCrockett1 3 года назад +1

    One of the best orators on feline deterrents

  • @Charley-ju6yg
    @Charley-ju6yg 4 года назад +12

    I'm just really happy you're scaring them away like this. Just because it's legal, so many people just shoots them if they go into their property, and I can't begin to describe how wrong that is. Thank you so much for getting the cats off in a non violent way.

    • @carolined5923
      @carolined5923 4 года назад +2

      It is wrong to shoot them.. it's also wrong for owners to allow them to roam freely not knowing if they have been run over by a car or killed by a fox etc, never mind the person who has to keep washing off their pee of their house etc

    • @Charley-ju6yg
      @Charley-ju6yg 4 года назад +1

      C DV I mean, I kinda agree, but it depends on where you live. Cats are still pretty much wild animals, and while you can keep them inside their whole life, many species of cats won’t be happy with that. If you’re in a real big city then yeah, they shouldn’t go outside, but if you’re in a small neighborhood the cats should be allowed outside depending on the species. I wanna protect my cats but I also can’t deny them their freedom as half wild animals

    • @markcrystaltownsend1578
      @markcrystaltownsend1578 4 года назад

      @@Charley-ju6yg cats in Australia are a massive problem. responsible cat owner's don't let their pets kill native fauna .
      its lazy ,soft and weak willed pet owners that are the main problem.
      they make terrible pets anyway . dogs are %100 better.

    • @Charley-ju6yg
      @Charley-ju6yg 4 года назад +1

      @@markcrystaltownsend1578 as for them being terrible pets, that’s just your opinion. I for one think they’re amazing pets
      And if a “responsible” cat owner wouldn’t “let” their cat do that, then a “responsible” owner wouldn’t own a cat, cause that’s not something you can control. Cats aren’t as domesticated as dogs, they’re pretty much feral, and because of that, only few species are build to be kept indoors, whereas it would be torture for must cat species to be forcibly kept indoors. It’s not like you can control what a predator does when it’s walking around where you’re not around. If you wanna protect other animals from cats, you need to make protection for those animals cause you can’t do anything about the cats behavior. I’m not saying there’s no excuse for shooting a cat. If it’s actually a serious issue, like you say it is in Australia then measures like that may be necessary. But shooting them in situations like these where they’re just doing what cats do just cause you prefer the birds to survive is wrong.
      Fx, I’ve had multiple of my cats shot, but how I see it depends on the circumstances. If my cat is breaking in and killing my neighbors chickens, then yes, they had every right to protect their animals that they own. But other times, I’ve had hunters shooting my cats for shooting practice which is a whole different matter.
      To put it short, I don’t know the situation in Australia, but you can’t fault a cat for acting as the predator it is, nor the owner since the only way to keep a cat from doing it is to force it to stay indoors which is just legal animal abuse depending on the species

  • @LazyestJ789
    @LazyestJ789 4 года назад

    Your RUclips channel is the best channel ever

  • @Nimbus7910
    @Nimbus7910 4 года назад +5

    I'd add a second one further up angled towards the scrap pile that way if they duck the first stream the second one will nicely connect. Not sure if there's a way to make the stream servo track but that would be worth it too! You've earned a sub my friend love the commentary got me laughing my ass off 😂

  • @andreforcier97
    @andreforcier97 4 года назад +1

    What a great break from all the crap going these days!! Thanks!!! Really needed this!

  • @brandonthompson2956
    @brandonthompson2956 4 года назад +3

    put up a plastic wrap wall were the cat's run to after getting sprayed and watch them bounce

  • @clairewalker9796
    @clairewalker9796 4 года назад

    These videos and hysterically funny commentaries had me shrieking with laughter on the sofa, with tears rolling down my cheeks - the labradoodle thought I needed rescuing. What a comedian and a born entertainer with an understanding ‘guinea pig’ partner who falls foul of the “tests” - you’d think she’d have learned by now LOL! These videos sure beat the alternative droll advice for keeping neighbouring cats out with perfumes and potions. Cats need negative reinforcement to be deterred. As much as I love cats, having neighbours 2 cats stalking and killing wild birds I feed, rarking up our dog, entering the house via a cat door then peeing and pooing on one of our beds, was the last straw - & now it’s game on. Thanks for these videos. - I’m a NZ fan!

  • @GHST-bi4fh
    @GHST-bi4fh 4 года назад +4

    A few tears. Have not laughed that hard in a long time.

  • @scootiebootie2
    @scootiebootie2 3 года назад

    Your sense of humor is spot on! I haven’t laughed that hard in ages!

  • @jonnerztube
    @jonnerztube 4 года назад +14

    Oh man, had to go to hospital to have ribs replaced, so funny. ROTFLMAO

  • @Pilatuspcsix
    @Pilatuspcsix 4 года назад +1

    love you channel and your sense of humor. keep the videos coming.

  • @Sneslink-jz5jl
    @Sneslink-jz5jl 4 года назад +5

    OMG I didn't know how much I needed this video for a laugh till he part where the cat fell off the earth

  • @x-files5551
    @x-files5551 4 года назад

    Being a big time cat lover, all I can say is "Outstanding Video".

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  4 года назад

      Glad you enjoyed it! Cheers

  • @MegaNekoPower
    @MegaNekoPower 4 года назад +4

    The neverending story sphinx reference killed me

  • @franciscomontero9728
    @franciscomontero9728 2 года назад +1

    This is so technically humorous. It’s just an incredible production. Congratulations you made me laugh. I enjoy it very much. Greetings from Tenochtitlán

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  2 года назад

      THanks mate glad you enjoyed it!

  • @denverperera
    @denverperera 4 года назад +53

    You refer to deadpan as "she" in the middle of the video, then "him" at the end cat shame wall.

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  4 года назад +35

      yeah have been doing it a lot, had to edit some out. I realised it was a girl half way. But my brain didn't accept the change at the end there.

    • @thegenerousdegenerate9395
      @thegenerousdegenerate9395 4 года назад +7

      @@Turnah81 does it really matter? Like honestly. Does it change anything? Anything at all? I'd just go with "it".

    • @denverperera
      @denverperera 4 года назад +1

      Keep up the good work bud. PS. I have a dog problem - keeps digging a certain spot. Looking to make one of your devices to keep them out! I would love a freebie if you have one. I'll send you some videos of it in action :)

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 4 года назад +1

      D
      Cover it with a board of wood man.

    • @paulperth4205
      @paulperth4205 4 года назад +3

      @@denverperera sprinkle pepper or chili flakes in the area of the garden the dog digs.

  • @randycny
    @randycny 4 года назад

    The narration if priceless. It's just some cats getting sprayed, but the narration brings it life and character and had me LMAO! Subscribed for some more.

  • @petrskupa6292
    @petrskupa6292 4 года назад +4

    I don’t remember laughing so much over RUclips video for a long time!
    I love You commentary

  • @alexmunozjify
    @alexmunozjify 4 года назад +2

    Geeeeez why did it take me yeeeeears to find this channel. By far one of the funniest videos i have seen in a very long time. Was in bed next to my sleeping wife and had to run to the living room. Thats how hard i was laughing. Great play by play commentating. Will be watching all videos now. No sleep tonight

  • @klein105
    @klein105 4 года назад +4

    Love this series!

  • @iamvevee
    @iamvevee 4 года назад +1

    WARNING ⚠️; Use bathroom before binge watching!!! Btw awesome videos to cheer a sad soul. Can’t wait for new videos!

  • @joshuadipalermo2026
    @joshuadipalermo2026 4 года назад +6

    Plz put multiple water guns at different angles to obtain full cat soakage

  • @psychachu
    @psychachu 4 года назад +1

    These videos are always worth the wait.