The McDonald's coffee thing, i think i can actually shed some light on it. Years ago i dated a i dated a girl with a lawyer dad. That was his case study for the bar exam. There was an internal memo stating that the coffee should be kept well above safe temperatures for human consumption to deter people from getting too many free refills. It takes so long for it to cool down that you can't drink it as fast so you don't get as many refills. That's how the lady won the case in the end, and good for her too. They knew the coffee was dangerously hot and instructed all the restaurants to keep it that way.
That lawsuit also got slandered and twisted by McDonalds through lobbying to make her look bad. Her claim was legit, there's no need to serve coffee that hot, Its not that hot at any other coffee place. You shouldnt get 3rd degree burns from spilling a drink, she just wanted McDonalds to pay her hospital bills because there's no need for coffee that hot.
Also, the fact that they offered her $800 before any lawsuit had been filed would indicate that they also believed they owned some of the blame. That in and of itself was them "admitting" they knew the coffee could be dangerous and opened the door for a lawsuit. I don't know what made them think hotter coffee would make people drink it slower. Many regulars I saw when I worked for McDonald's and even myself would just plop in an ice chunk or 2 and presto chango drinkable coffee. To tell you the truth coffee/tea I would make at home would be just as hot if not hotter. Ice is always my constant friend.
When you realize how absurdly severe her injuries were, it doesn't take a great deal of sense to understand that no safe for consumption coffee could be capable of that. And then when you realize that this was actually one of a long series of people being grievously burned by their ridiculously scalding coffee...
@@blinddave88let's keep that going... if you have to pull the diversity card. Just pull it. His rage(mild) is delicious and the tangents mwah chefkiss
They should use cellulose straws which are basically indistinguishable from plastic but are truly biodegradable (and edible, not that they'd taste great).
I was at Subway today and as I'm pouring my drink I looked at the pepper straws and was like "not today Satan!" And sipped my drink like a savage ..but I'm not drinking out of those damn things or ruining my drink when I forget about it and the straw gets all limp and soggy 🤢
I worked for McDonalds as a teen a little while after Supersize was discontinued. One day we were deep cleaning and came across an untouched sleeve of supersize cups… we all went home with supersized shakes that night. 😂
Thanks Michelle obama 😂 seriously if you cant control youreelf enough to eat a “reasonable amount” you should make food at home some of us weigh 120lbs at over 6ft tall we need supersized food desperately! But hey at least they removed all the salt in our food and fat… lol fml stupid America
It sounds like Dave discovered the problem with exposing McDonald's crimes: Writing about it made him hungry for McDonald's, and hearing about it makes us hungry for McDonald's. That's top tier marketing right there, they got it to the point where even hearing about bad things they've done drives more business.
Simon: Everyone gets like 28 paid days off per year, right? McDonalds: Absolutely zero hours of paid time off per year. Even an unusually good American employer: You get two weeks paid time off per year once you've been with the company five years. Simon: . . .
im at fast food, and technichally there is no paid leave or leave really, but you can ask for time off and its always given as well asthey also pay vacation time during the hours you work that get paid out yearly. but this all could be just a canadian thing
@@normsmith4858you should all get together & complain about that. We're legally entitled to get at least 5.6 weeks of paid holidays per year in the UK.
people tried this. the response was "millennials are lazy and don't want to work". then the corporations hire "temporary foreign workers". Usually these people who have no clue what the laws are and think that North American minimum wage is a king's salary. They dream of sending money back home but don't realize that their rent is going to cost them more than they make.
People don't get punitive damages are supposed to punish and it takes huge awards to do so for some of these companies, they make astronomical profits. That was a slap on the wrist. Thanks for the comment.
@@raphaelbrugger3419 Well no one with intelligence yes. Unfortunately some people are pretty gullible and big corporations spend lots of money to keep their damages low as possible. They have sponsored tons of false and fake stats to fool them.
Huh! I've looked into it again real quick and offer a correction that it was TWO days worth of coffee revenues, at about $1.35M per day. Bonus points for that lady initially offering to settle for the /literal/ cost of her hospital and reconstruction-surgery costs...then McD's told her to stuff it. She offered to settle the whole thing once she realized she would survive, asking $20k to cover $13k in actual and anticipated medical costs, and another $5k for the time her daughter lost from work to take care of her mother for the three weeks that she needed it after the hospital stay...and then I guess they added legal fees or whatever for another $2k? Whatever; McD's counter-offered her $800. That's all. And the temperature of that coffee was BEYOND hot. Scalding-hot is 140F/60C. Her coffee may have been, per a spot-check done later in a surprise inspection (not really a surprise but whatever), about 186F/85.5C. McD's had been warned about the too-hot drink multiple times before at that location, too. To make clear how dangerous this was, an expert at the trial testified that at 190F/88C, coffee would provide 'full-thickness burns' (which will generally require skin grafts to treat) in THREE seconds. 180F/82C coffee would do the trick in 12-15 seconds. 160F/71C coffee would take 20 seconds to burn your skin to its full depth, which as opposed to THREE seconds, is almost a reasonable amount of time to expect to whip your pants off when you've drenched yourself in scalding hot coffee! McDonald's own quality-control manager admitted that drinking their coffee would cause dangerous burns, but that the rate and settlement-cost of reported burns from coffee had not been LARGE ENOUGH to cause the company to reconsider its policy of 'lava-hot coffee'. Oh...I finally have an answer as to WHY they kept making it so hot, and it's more obvious than I wish, and stupider than I'd feared...people drink blazingly-hot coffee more slowly, so they saved money on the refills by making it stupid-hot...though they INITIALLY claimed it was so commuters could get to work with still-drinkably-hot coffee. Turns out, there was some research they did for themselves that said that their wildly-hot coffee cut down on refills and saved them money, and THAT was why they actually had the coffee 'held' at 180F+. www.poolelg.com/blog/the-truth-behind-the-mcdonald-s-hot-coffee-case-.cfm and Wikipedia too. And wow, while I look up info, that poor lady spent EIGHT days in the hospital getting skin grafts and other treatment for the burns. While there, she lost about 20lbs/9.1kg, dropping her to a mere *83* pounds/38kg. A grown-ass lady weighing only twenty pounds more than my big bag of dog food! They should have taken her offer for $20k and sent her a get-well-soon card too and just been grateful, but they declined it. Once she got 'Real' on starting to sue McD's she offered to settle for $90k and they refused that too. They later went to pre-trial mediation...the mediator suggested that McD's settle for $225k, and Mrs. Liebeck offered to settle for $300k. McD refused again, forcing it to go to trial. This conversation is one of the best ways to get me up someone's nose instantly, if they mention it in the "Greedy old lady wanted to sue for money" false-perspective. Now I have even MORE of the facts of this case..! And...yeeep, it only gets stupider and more cruel every time I find out something new!
@@EShirako I wholeheartedly agree that the costs possibly should have been covered but as a gesture of goodwill rather than admission of guilt. The issue with that is that the USA seems to see that as a complete acceptance of liability on the company's part as well as opening them up to further claims which just isn't economically viable. The *recommended* temperature to serve coffee (according the US National Coffee Association) is between 180 - and 185 F (or 82 - 85 C) and, to be fair, that's exactly what I'd expect over here if I just order it unadulterated. They were apparently within that range so realistically they were not actually at fault. That's the bit that usually gets ignored and sheds a slightly different light on things making it not quite so cut and dried as it appears to either camp. It's a grey area. Maybe McDs should have offered assistance but at the same time sticking something bloody hot between your legs while in a moving vehicle could be considered legitimately to be a case of "user error" and not the fault of the company that you were using their product in an incorrect manner. What's next? A warning on the apple pies (which legitimately ARE dangerously hot, slightly cooler than the surface of the sun I believe) that they aren't intended for anal insertion? I'm certainly not for the big corporations, I loathe their constant chase for a bigger bottom line regardless of what it means for the consumer. I just loathe the culture of rewarding stupidity even more.
9:54 poor Simon doesn't realize paid holiday/vacation time is not a guaranteed thing in the USA and it's up to the company to offer it, which most do not.
Fun Fact: the dude that originally played the Ronald McDonald character hated McDonalds so much that he was willing to help anyone and everyone sue the company at any given moment. Day or night, weekend or holiday, he considered himself on call to pay anybody's lawyer fees just to hurt the company at any capacity.
I was working at McDonald's when the coffee incident happened, and it was a LOOOOONG time before I knew all the actual fact that management didn't tell us.
It's still floating around in popular culture sometimes. "Americans love to sue! Remember that Karen who sued McDonald's because her coffee was too hot for her?"
@alioop3306 don't forget that she complained loudly everyday that the coffee was not hot enough and she spilled it on herself. And that's the rest of the story.
Once my company handed out a first aid/health manual created by our health insurance company. I accidentally flipped to the “prostate cancer” page. Rather than talking about treatment options, it told us that you don’t really need to seek treatment because it’s a slow growing cancer and you’ll probably die from something else before the prostate cancer kills you. You know, like cancer of the bone or lymph nodes. 🤦🏻♀
sounds like they heard the part about doctors reconsidering aggressive prostate cancer treatments for patients with other health problems, and decided to apply it to everyone. (it is true that if your life expectancy is already short, then doing aggressive prostate cancer treatment is pointess, because it decreases quality of life, without extending it)
My great grandfather had prostate cancer for 40 years, the doctors did nothing for it and at some point it just stopped growing. According to the doctor this is pretty common which is why they essentially "oh no....anyway."
@@JohnDoe-bf7hb I mean, no? Definitely not as a blanket statement. This is individual advice only a doctor can give to a single patient. It's not the actual treatment plan for all patients.
@kenbrown2808 Yes. And most people diagnosed with advanced stages who wouod need aggressive treatment are already old. Im forever explaining why medical practices aren't blanket applications.
When i worked at a McDonald's with a playplace we actually crawled through it every week with buckets of bleach water and scubbed the hell out of it and then sprayed lysol over the ball pit stir and repeat til coated as much as possible. Dont know about other stores but at least at my location we tried to keep it decent
We had kids drop loads in the tunnels at the one I worked at. It basically just got picked up with little cleaning. One time I grabbed a "clean" towel from our "clean" towel bucket to wipe down our food prep table. While doing so we all started smelling shit. After checking shoes we couldn't find the source until I unfolded the towel in my hand and a little log dropped out. My guess was someone lazy picked up a turd with the towel in the playplace then just tossed it in the washer and somehow it got tangled up in the towel during the wash cycle. It was during a dinner rush, too, so we didn't really stop and disinfect the table. We just got another towel. I said to a coworker "well at least it went through the wash, so it kinda got disinfected." He replied "man, however you look at it, you still touched shit."
As someone who gets super sick when I eat red meat and red meat byproducts, I appreciate when resturants do not lie to me about whether something is vegetarian or vegan. I also am smart enough to know I should probably avoid certain restaurants because cross-contamination is much easier at certain establishments than others. I also don't get upset when a steakhouse doesn't have vegetarian or vegan options lmfao 😂
Thanks! The Simon channels and all the talent gathered there makes my day every single time. Thank you all!! I needed the laughs and this one hit it out of the park. Y'all make a great team!!!!
I’ve worked in the food industry for a long time. Even worked at a McD’s in Sweden and eaten McD’s all over the world. That all ended after training to be a chef, finding out things about the fast food industry. This will be interesting to see what matches up. Glad to see someone else is aware of the evils of dolphins.
You know, my dad would sometimes go and buy the toys from the local McD's when I asked politely. There's no need to buy the meal to get the toy. We'd wait on the line and I'd order a toy then we'd go home and I'd eat my mom's cooking.
Yup. I worked at one for years, and (you may not be, but other people might) be surprised at how often we'd have people call in or stop by to ask when we had certain toys from which sets and we'd set them aside if they did. Sometimes people would call around and drive from a couple hours away to get ones they were missing. We used to set some of them aside for our regulars to come in and buy entire sets of toys at a time. Some dude dropped a Benjamin on ten sets of one of the Pokemon ones for all his nieces and nephews. Sometimes we'd have bags locked up in the office for a dozen people.
I’m pretty sure this was in response to the Beanie Baby craze. McDonald’s occasionally would include them with Happy Meals, and people would go bonkers to get them and then toss the food.
They probably are disgusting, but when my daughter was about three and I was broke, the indoor playground at our local McD’s was a life-saver during hot Texas summers. She’d have a Happy Meal and I’d nurse a small drink for a couple of air conditioned hours during the afternoon. She never caught anything (unlike my grandson who came out of the playspace in a certain chicken restaurant with foot-and-mouth disease.)
My son got hand foot and mouth from the play land. I wouldn’t let him back in one for years. Then one year we stopped at McDonald’s and he begged us to go in. My husband talked me into it and I went in the tunnels with him. Halfway into it I see a smashed turd. I got my kid out right away. It was lunch time and the place was busy and lots of kids were in it. I told the other parents and they got their kids out. I told the staff and they said they don’t have time to clean it and told the elderly employee who was watching the play land to clean it. She could barely walk let alone crawl in a tunnel. I said they should close it until someone else could clean it. They did but I still couldn’t believe they were going to send the old lady in. She had to be 80 years old. My kid got hand foot and mouth again even though I washed him in the bathroom. We never took our kids to another ball pit or tunnel like play land. Those things are nasty.
One year they had the school booster dinner night at Chuck E. Cheese and we didn’t go because absolutely screw that lol no thanks. The next day almost half of the kids at the school didn’t show up to school. Turned out that about they all got food poisoning from the restaurant 😂 It made the news, the CDC was called in. It ended up coming from the ice machine which apparently looked like it hadn’t been properly cleaned in years. Gross!
Fun Fact: False advertising for "vegetarian" products can also affect people with Alpha-Gal Syndrome, a red meat allergy most often caused by a tick bite.
When Simon was like "that's not illegal, is it?" I was very surprised. At the very least, we have laws against false advertising. They're definitely not as robust in the US as they are in a lot of Europe, but you can't "knowingly" outright lie on packaging and ads.
It can affect the health of long-term vegans too, they aren't able to digesting meat the same way and can cause stomach problems. In addition to being disrespectful in general, whether due to religion or personal choice, people generally treat vegans and vegetarians in such a ridiculous way, okay if you want to eat animal products but why can't I choose otherwise? Why is it okay to minimize the things I believe in?
@@everythingisblueevenyourso1432 "Why is it okay to minimize the things I believe in?" Unfortunately in the U.S, while we have freedom of religion (anti-discrimination against religious practices....or con artists, as the Supreme Court told Houdini), we don't have freedom FROM religion. There's no "right to not be targeted with indoctrination" in the Constitution. So your beliefs are not protected if they're not part of a religion.
My dad would say-while he was grinning like a school boy-that he needed to taste test our food, “To check if it’s poison.” We were often already eating our food when he said that lol. The memory makes me laugh to this day
4:50 - Mid roll ads 6:40 - Back to the video 8:20 - Chapter 1 - Mcresources 13:00 - Chapter 2 - Mechanically separated chicken 15:00 - Chapter 3 - Questionable child marketing campaign 19:20 - Chapter 4 - The children's play area are generally disgusting 22:40 - Chapter 5 - The infamous hot coffee incident - Chapter 6 -
I rarely took my son to McDonalds, but one time we went for the play area. As my son was running to the ball pit a couple of kids who were leaving told us that a baby had diarrhea that poured out of his diaper and the balls were all, well, ruined. Not even my young son was eager to go back to McDonalds after that. He never liked the food, only the toy in the Happy Meal anyway.
Nah... Broken flurry & ice cream machines are 100% brought to you by corporate greed and an unbalanced, shite legal system where money creates more "justice" than truth.
Dafuk is a blind man using a table saw? I mean, I very much believe in handy-capable, but there are common sense limits! 😂 Glad you kept all of your fingers.
I'm in north America, the good part of it, and will frequently find a place called "New York Fries" in the local malls. This place has the best drink containers, the top of them fold down to make a lid.
I remember the time that McDonalds gave employees financial advice to "help" them budget. Their ideas on what things actually cost was laughable at best, and they left out a lot of things that people also have to pay for, but they also added a second job in the list of income. Casually admitting that even their fictional employee living in a fantasy land with no healthcare costs and an almost free home to live in, would need to jobs to pay for that. Edit, I actually looked it up, (you can find it if you google McDonalds employee budget or something similar) they budgeted 20$ for health insurance. I don't know where they think that's an option, but okay. Lots of people pay more than 10x that, at least. But whatever, let's assume Ronald's Fictional Fantasy Dreamland's health insurance is that absurdly low. That still doesn't include any actual costs that you have to pay for yourself that don't fall under any kind of insurance. I guess just don't get injured or sick ever, because your budget does not allow for that. There also was no money in the budget for gas, clothes, childcare, toiletries, or food. I guess McDonalds workers have ascended to a purely spiritual plane where they no longer have a body, so they no longer need any kind of cleaning, covering, or fuel. So, in conclusion, if you are a McDonalds worker you cannot be a human being with a physical body.
@@-Jason-L If it's a full time job you should pay properly, paying peanuts mean you don't even deserve monkeys. Now go apologize for corporate greed somewhere else.
I was a cleaner in a restaurant with a kid's soft play area (not a McDonalds). The balls in ball pits are actually easy to clean. Hardest part is gathering them up into bin bags. But then you just empty them into a washing machine and dryer. Decant back into clean bin bags and then refill the ball pit. At the place I worked, we had two sets of balls so we had a quick turn around. Empty the pit, clean the surfaces, put the second set of balls in and then you can take your time washing the first set. The playset was wiped down every night (highlight of the backshift, cause I got to crawl around the softplay), and the ball pit was emptied once a month, or any time a kid wet themself.
I worked at a minigolf place for a while. We didn't have to sanitize the golf balls, but we did clean them in a manner fairly similar to this. We had an old open-top washing machine on wheels, and we'd dump the balls in along with a hefty squirt of degreaser and let it run. Then rinse with the garden hose.
Ya, hopefully not. Although, if McDonald’s is upset about their own statements and business choices then they should probably hear what everyone thinks about them since they are that out of touch.
I work for a flavor development company, and you're correct in assuming that you can make meat flavors (and basically any other flavor) without any of the chemicals coming from the named source. Exceptions being if the flavor is named as specifically "with other natural flavors/WONF". However, it appears that McDonalds was just still adding /some/ tallow to the oil or something like that.
They stopped selling Big&Tastys here in America mostly because it was a 1/3 pound burger amd the average American didnt understand that 1/3 was bigger than 1/4 and thought it was a rip off compared to the Quarter Pounder. The American Educational System on display.
At some point in the late 80s, when I was no older than 6, my godmother had me and my brothers stay overnight. She decided to feed us at a branch of McDonald's in Coventry where I chose those meat paste chicken mcnuggets. I first vomited on the rear left car wheel in the McDonald's car park and the following 12 hours saw me projectile vomiting through all her bed linen, son's pyjamas and her t-shirts, with my greatest achievement being to hit the curtains which were at least 3m away. At 5am she finally called my parents who came and took us home. By this point I had fully evacuated all stomach contents and felt much better. I have not been able to even walk past the open door of a McDonald's since without my stomach turning a little. I also never saw my godmother again, except once - accidentally - 30 years or so later, at a quality restaurant in Stratford-upon-Avon. I did not choose the chicken.
@@Nathan_TalisienSimon allegedly lives in Prague with his alleged wife and alleged kids. He allegedly is trying to take over RUclips with his alleged basement writers and editors.
Still remember a company I worked for that one month did huge PSAs about making sure to stay hydrated, and that very same month banned having water bottles at the register.... now back to my regularly scheduled Blaze.
Yeah, although that probably didn't contribute to the incident, because Dave ain't dumb. That said, smart people make dumb mistakes, and it can happen in a fraction of a second.
Dave…I really hope that your recovery continues to go well and expeditiously so. Thank you for your regular contributions to my daily content consumption. I always love when a Simon script is “written by Dave.”
I was fully expecting well-researched in-depth scandals where McDonalds was clearly the villain. The part where Simon ranted over "Super-size" was quality corporate complaining. Super-sizing your meal was epic and I loved using that term at the Drive-Thru.
Just looked this up and I am clearly misremembering: Wikipedia puts super sizing as 14 years older than FFN. I was really convinced it was an early 2000s thing.
@@RoryGlynn supersizing only applied to the fries and drink but it was glorious to see a super-size box of fries. Also Morgan Spurlock from the film ate more than a regular McDs meal and his Dr. recommended amount of food.
Just so you all know this... all of the young cute girls in the food industry were pretty grossed out by outta shape guys that 0rdered it but rather than being mean wished we could change they're eating habits and give them a biĝ hug❤
I remember finding all kinds of nastiness in the "play place" at our local McDonald's when I was a kid. We found syringes (thankfully, with no needles), crusty socks, used band-aids. All kinds of disgusting stuff. I also distinctly recall climbing up to go down the slide and realizing that I couldn't slide because somebody's kid had pooped and it was smeared literally from the top of the slide to the bottom. I stopped playing in there after that 🤢
I recall watching something about the process of cleaning a ball pit. perhaps it was a video of why things we remember from our childhood went away. but to get to the point, it's something like a half day process using special equipment. - and then one child can have an accident and render it unsanitary again.
My manager got annoyed when I asked to clean up the playplace. I had to sneak in and clean the slides/stairs/handrails while I was also cleaning the tables out there and while he wasn't watching me. Myself, *I* wanted to take all of the balls out and boil them all clean once a year, but THAT definitely didn't happen.
we cleaned the play place at my local McDs once a month with bleach. pressure washed the whole thing (thankfully no ball pit at ours). we eventually got rid of after the store remodel. All the employees were overjoyed to get rid of it since we had to clean up after accidents way too much. Plus the parents would let the kids do anything they wanted which resulted in damage to the structure.
I had watched the recent epic blaze before this one and had heard Simon's usual complaints about the script being too long. So for this one, I decided I would record the time that he would comment and compare it to the overall time of the video. I want to note that I do not think there should be a change to the format at all as I enjoy these immensely. Just was curious about how much is responsible to the script and edited cut scenes versus Simon's commentary. This particular episode his comments were responsible for 43% of the run time. Note this does not count the intro, end credits/scene or the commercial. Just his comments while reading the script.
As part of my analytics class in college we as a class went through the coffee incident lawsuit. There is way more to the incident than is commonly talked about. Like why they serve coffee at such high temperatures, and why the burns got so bad (it's not just the temperature)
Minor correction to 3:34 - McDonald's did actually offer a 'Super Size' briefly in the UK. It was a step up from large and was absolutely monstrous in size. Despite the name, I'm still convinced the portion of fries wasn't much larger even though their container was. Sincerely, a former Super-Size devourer.
To Dave. Sorry to hear about your mishap. Hopefully this will make you laugh. My husband was at the bar and imbibing far too much. So he called home and had his wife (ex) callin to work for him. So in the morning he asked what she told work. She told his job that he had cut off three fingers with a table saw.😂 that was to difficult for him to fake. So when he went to work the day after he received an abuse of sick leave letter. The worst thing was everyone at work had been pitching money and their leave into his account at work to help with medical costs. Bahahahaha.
So, I can answer the "how do you figure out the damages" issue, as I am an attorney and that often deals with it. It's a bit cyclical, because often what you do is look at what other juries have awarded in similar cases and use that as a basis. You can also try to use the economic damages as a grounding point (i.e. 2x annual salary or something)
In the Super Size movie, he "forgot" that he was an alcoholic and guzzling booze as well as eating at McDonald's. Explains why the Doctor was worried about gis liver.
Watching Simon for a month? Haha, been subscribed to the majority of Whistlerverse for years and it was funny how I stumbled onto this chocolate voiced RUclipsr, every time I would Google something there was this bald guy sitting in a chair calmly explaining anything and everything to me....well calm has certainly gone out the window and I absolutely love it!
We had plastic re-usable straws growing up in the 60's. Mum bought a set of picnic glasses and they came with straws. Through Tupperware if I am remembering clearly.
All this talk about big macs reminded me of how I shocked someone last year when I pointed out that I have never had a big mac in my entire life. Not even once.
I loved George Carlin saying eating dirt is good for you and keeps you healthy. Must be the same idea of kids playing at McDonalds Play Lands getting there healthy dose of germs.
I mean, up to a point, yes. It's okay to get exposed to a few pretty harmless bacteria etc, so you can build up a healthy immune system. But you get to a place where people get very ill very quickly, especially very young children. And viral infections don't strengthen the immune system. While you are ill your immune system is weakened as it is, from being very busy fighting one disease, so if you then get another disease or infection you don't get a stronger immune system. You get an already weakened immune system that is now also overstretched. And some viruses weaken the immune system for a much longer time, or even permanently. Your immune system also won't get stronger if you're dead from a serious illness, so. You know. Edit, this is also assuming the person that gets ill is healthy. Anyone who is not in perfect health is already in more danger, and any illness can leave you in that state. And young babies (say, siblings of the child playing in the infectious ballpit) are both more vulnerable to such diseases, and less likely to recover from them.
Worst idea I have seen McDonalds try to pull was the McPizza....The problem was expecting folks to wait 20mins for a pizza that at the time wasn't much better than old school Dominoes, which was horrible prior to their reboot. Also as someone who does work there, they don't offer vaction time for part time employees or anyone who works under 40 hours a week....on top of that franchised locations are able to set their own sick leave and vactation 'standards' as long as its within state average. TBH still like working here over wal-mart because I can actually talk back to customers who are being a McHemroid to me, and my managers won't put up with it or the site owner and so far have backed up myself and the other staff members.
Glad to hear staff get backup from the managers and site owner at your place. People are so rude and entitled these days to service people. And unfortunately lots of franchise business owners treat staff like serfs.
12:05 I have been a manager at McDonald's for over 6 years and they would always get mad that I was singing. It was very much a if you're having fun you're not working hard enough environment. I have worked at 3 different stores. It will consume your soul.
@@Julia-uh4li sorry, we were definitely speaking from an Americans perspective! Fast food is NOT required to give paid leave in America last time we checked. They work REALLY hard for that one! XD You just get unpaid sick days off that you can't be fired for taking.
@@PhilosoShysGameChannel Is that time off called FMLA? (family medical leave act) President Bill Clinton signed that into affect to protect workers when they have health ailments. I know this as I'm an American living in England 😋
@@Julia-uh4liThat’s only for extended time off. You have to have your doctor fill out a long form saying that the time off is necessary if it’s for a medical reason.
My problem with the paper straws: there is a better alternative. I buy corn starch based biodegradable straws that work just as well as the plastic ones.
I am curious what the reasoning is for being so wedded to straws in general? It is definitely an accessibility issue for kids and people with disabilities, but could we not be given a choice? And so sea turtle folks could decline a straw entirely? There may be a reason I am mot seeing.
We had supersize in South Africa. It was awesome an extra 2 rand and you got a massive drink and chips. You could also swap the soft drink for a milkshake. Cheers from South Africa 🇿🇦
Important note: Mcdonalds itself doesn't actually pay employees (at least for most US employees). Most stores are franchised, meaning they are owned by a private entity who pays McDonald's for the right to use their IP and supply chain
I'm sure more then just me will feel this to their core but about the being an adult thing when the kids want McDonald's I always remember when I was younger and tried asking my parents if we could have McDonald's they would look me dead in the eye and say to a 7 year old "do you have McDonald's money" kills me every time I think back to it lol some parents really do be teaching through sass
Thanks for the video. That last one about the coffee, reminds me of the story of Ford in the car, the Pinto. They knew that the fuel tank would explode if there was a rear and accident however, they calculated that the number of lawsuits compare to the cost of actually fixing the cars was beneficial to them, so they never fixed it.😊
21 or 28 paid days off???? 😳 In America, it's not uncommon to have to work at a company for a year before you're given 5 paid days off... if they offer any at all. 😕
Simon saying that you get 28 paid days off outside the US made me sad that I had to work a year to get 40 hours of vacation that is hard to get approval to take... update my vacation time takes 2 weeks notice to use and they took it away 6 days after I got it citing failure to use before new policies were implemented that I was never made aware of. 🙃
Simon, when I started working for Wendy's, they showed me a video where (I kidded you not) they instructed me to just keep smiling. It seemed the most syco thing I've ever heard. Edit : Hallelujah, everyone, activism saved the planet No more plastic straws in paper Just paper straws wrapped in plastic, congratulations --Tom MacDonald
At least in my area of the USA, they took away play place areas inside McDonald’s just prior to Covid, and haven’t brought them back, but still leave the sign advertising on the building, which is just a nightmare for me as my kids flip out, pointing out that if they don’t have it anymore, why do they still have the signs still up?
8:21 that just made me realize that after my husband and I bought a house….we haven’t had any solicitors to harass when they come knocking at our door. I’m offended! Justice needs to happen! How dare they! 😂😂
Perhaps it’s time to question the whole corporate model we are actually living under! They definitely have way way too much power! This entity is in serious need of reforms!
People want to blame our problems on capitalism. It isn't capitalism we are living under. It is unregulated corporatism. This is an important distinction, because it shows that we are being screwed over by both the corporations and our government.
@@troybaxterit probably doesn’t help most people don’t know theres a difference between capitalism “economic system” and capitalism “political/ideology system”. Or that lobby groups have managed to push it to the point people actually think markets going to being unregulated is a good thing.
@@troybaxter It's a straight bureaucracy because of lobbying (bribery) and the politicians being greedy sellouts. Fortune 500 businesses decide the law out here.
@@nathnathn Capitalism as an ideological system is one of the most cancerous things on this earth. I can get by with capitalism that's regulated for quality of life, but profit being effectively a moral virtue is such a horrible thing.
That's the messed up thing with McDonalds. Their ingredients are so overly processed and stuffed with preservatives and supplements, they can probably last a decade left on a shelve. But when you cook them, you have exactly 10 minutes to eat them after they are prepared, or their texture goes weird and taste goes bad.
Lol. Funny you should say that. My then six-year-old niece bought me a McDonalds cheeseburger in 2000 - I don’t eat meat so as an experiment just put it on my pantry shelf. It’s still there. Mummified but completely untouched by bacteria or insects. Just noticed it again this morning. So yeah, not a food I would contemplate eating, ever.
The weird thing is that you’re wrong about the fillers and preservatives: there’s not nearly as much of those as people think. (Their beef doesn’t contain any fillers at all.)
Fun random table saw related fact: Adam Savage of Mythbusters fame (the hype ginger) and renowned maker of things has stated that of all the power tools he's ever owned and/or operated, he's most afraid of the table saw, and that's a guy who regularly uses a lathe and spent over a decade blowing shit up. Hope your injuries heal up soon Dave!
I don’t think people appreciate how Simon embodies his audience in his imagination, he’s in a room by himself with a mic and a monitor, essentially talking to himself, and yet he manages to make it seem like a real conversation. Maybe it’s the narcissism? lol
For those that don’t know the uk has just banned the use of plastic cutlery so you’ll only find cardboard and wooden forks, spoons and knives for take away food
Yes, Simon you don't have to go somewhere to have a vacation, it's a stacation, but what he means is that McDonald's are making minimum wage and they can't afford to take time off of work because they don't get PTO. That's one among many problems the US has at the moment.
Sorry, bub, the problem is with the idiot who lives with no aspirations and "thinks" they're going to make a career out of being a cashier. It's a kid's job. Get skills and get a real job if you want a vacation.
The paper straw thing annoys me too. I've seen footage of the trash island in the ocean and guess what _isn't_ in it? PLASTIC STRAWS. The entire thing is made up of fishing nets, fishing wire, plastic tubs and tarpaulins lost overboard from fishing vessels. Even the cans found at the bottom of the ocean have come from cargo ships and fishing vessels. That's who's actually destroying the ocean - the fishing industry and fishermen.
The problem with not being able to afford to go ‘on holiday’ isn’t that the holiday costs more than everyday life, it’s that in the US, at least, companies aren’t required, and often do NOT, offer their part-time (32 hrs/week or less) employees any paid time off. Big corporations often deliberately don’t hire full-time workers for that very reason. And they don’t pay a living wage, so people can’t afford to take time off because they’re already struggling to pay their bills just to stay out of debt.
Fries are great to bury your emotions in, like imagine you were sad because your sponsor didn’t get you the bamboo underwear, that’s when you need the supersized fries.
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Just ordered the Sheath V and I really hope you're right about the awesomeness. Thanks for the discount!
I too am a huge fan of Shea Thunder Wear
@@ApathyBM I'm stealing that and telling my wife that's what it's called.
Yeast extract is NOT chemicals, but it does, in fact, have a beef like flavor.
Simon, whistleman... buddy? most jobs give you ss than seven days of paid vacation time - you're lucky to even get paid.
The McDonald's coffee thing, i think i can actually shed some light on it. Years ago i dated a i dated a girl with a lawyer dad. That was his case study for the bar exam. There was an internal memo stating that the coffee should be kept well above safe temperatures for human consumption to deter people from getting too many free refills. It takes so long for it to cool down that you can't drink it as fast so you don't get as many refills. That's how the lady won the case in the end, and good for her too. They knew the coffee was dangerously hot and instructed all the restaurants to keep it that way.
That lawsuit also got slandered and twisted by McDonalds through lobbying to make her look bad. Her claim was legit, there's no need to serve coffee that hot, Its not that hot at any other coffee place. You shouldnt get 3rd degree burns from spilling a drink, she just wanted McDonalds to pay her hospital bills because there's no need for coffee that hot.
@@nicholasperry2302yeah, got the public to do a chant - dumb chant!
Also, the fact that they offered her $800 before any lawsuit had been filed would indicate that they also believed they owned some of the blame. That in and of itself was them "admitting" they knew the coffee could be dangerous and opened the door for a lawsuit.
I don't know what made them think hotter coffee would make people drink it slower. Many regulars I saw when I worked for McDonald's and even myself would just plop in an ice chunk or 2 and presto chango drinkable coffee.
To tell you the truth coffee/tea I would make at home would be just as hot if not hotter. Ice is always my constant friend.
When you realize how absurdly severe her injuries were, it doesn't take a great deal of sense to understand that no safe for consumption coffee could be capable of that. And then when you realize that this was actually one of a long series of people being grievously burned by their ridiculously scalding coffee...
They got hard at work to make her appear as an old stupid lady who didn’t know coffee was hot
Thank you, Dave, for this excessive intro. Simon's rage over the length, half of which is just tangents, gives me life.
Thank you. I do my best. Still the only writer that has never had a intro cut :D
@@blinddave88let's keep that going... if you have to pull the diversity card. Just pull it. His rage(mild) is delicious and the tangents mwah chefkiss
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Indeed
@blinddave8328 we love to hear him complain it brings us joy 😂
Simons unbridled rage towards paper straws was exactly what I needed to end my day
They should use cellulose straws which are basically indistinguishable from plastic but are truly biodegradable (and edible, not that they'd taste great).
I was at Subway today and as I'm pouring my drink I looked at the pepper straws and was like "not today Satan!" And sipped my drink like a savage ..but I'm not drinking out of those damn things or ruining my drink when I forget about it and the straw gets all limp and soggy 🤢
I worked for McDonalds as a teen a little while after Supersize was discontinued. One day we were deep cleaning and came across an untouched sleeve of supersize cups… we all went home with supersized shakes that night. 😂
Like a boss! The 90s 🚀 ROCKED! ya"ll mìssed some cool stuff
Thanks Michelle obama 😂 seriously if you cant control youreelf enough to eat a “reasonable amount” you should make food at home some of us weigh 120lbs at over 6ft tall we need supersized food desperately! But hey at least they removed all the salt in our food and fat… lol fml stupid America
Now we know you are lying. You expect us to believe the shake machine was working.
Lkai
@@dawgchainforget before the McFlury's the milkshake just came out of like a soft serve machine and they added the flavor syrup to it
It sounds like Dave discovered the problem with exposing McDonald's crimes: Writing about it made him hungry for McDonald's, and hearing about it makes us hungry for McDonald's. That's top tier marketing right there, they got it to the point where even hearing about bad things they've done drives more business.
There's no bad advertising.
Simon: Everyone gets like 28 paid days off per year, right?
McDonalds: Absolutely zero hours of paid time off per year.
Even an unusually good American employer: You get two weeks paid time off per year once you've been with the company five years.
Simon: . . .
Illinois is one of three states with legally enforced paid leave. It's 40 hours per year and the law was passed in 2023.
im at fast food, and technichally there is no paid leave or leave really, but you can ask for time off and its always given as well asthey also pay vacation time during the hours you work that get paid out yearly. but this all could be just a canadian thing
Most jobs give you 2 weeks off after a year. Don't know what job you're doing but I would change careers.
@@normsmith4858you should all get together & complain about that. We're legally entitled to get at least 5.6 weeks of paid holidays per year in the UK.
people tried this. the response was "millennials are lazy and don't want to work". then the corporations hire "temporary foreign workers". Usually these people who have no clue what the laws are and think that North American minimum wage is a king's salary. They dream of sending money back home but don't realize that their rent is going to cost them more than they make.
If you think the jury hit McDonald's with an outrageous amount it was based on ONE day's coffee sales for the company.
People don't get punitive damages are supposed to punish and it takes huge awards to do so for some of these companies, they make astronomical profits. That was a slap on the wrist. Thanks for the comment.
Nobody thinks 10m is outrageous for mcD
@@raphaelbrugger3419 Well no one with intelligence yes. Unfortunately some people are pretty gullible and big corporations spend lots of money to keep their damages low as possible. They have sponsored tons of false and fake stats to fool them.
Huh! I've looked into it again real quick and offer a correction that it was TWO days worth of coffee revenues, at about $1.35M per day. Bonus points for that lady initially offering to settle for the /literal/ cost of her hospital and reconstruction-surgery costs...then McD's told her to stuff it. She offered to settle the whole thing once she realized she would survive, asking $20k to cover $13k in actual and anticipated medical costs, and another $5k for the time her daughter lost from work to take care of her mother for the three weeks that she needed it after the hospital stay...and then I guess they added legal fees or whatever for another $2k? Whatever; McD's counter-offered her $800. That's all. And the temperature of that coffee was BEYOND hot. Scalding-hot is 140F/60C. Her coffee may have been, per a spot-check done later in a surprise inspection (not really a surprise but whatever), about 186F/85.5C. McD's had been warned about the too-hot drink multiple times before at that location, too.
To make clear how dangerous this was, an expert at the trial testified that at 190F/88C, coffee would provide 'full-thickness burns' (which will generally require skin grafts to treat) in THREE seconds. 180F/82C coffee would do the trick in 12-15 seconds. 160F/71C coffee would take 20 seconds to burn your skin to its full depth, which as opposed to THREE seconds, is almost a reasonable amount of time to expect to whip your pants off when you've drenched yourself in scalding hot coffee! McDonald's own quality-control manager admitted that drinking their coffee would cause dangerous burns, but that the rate and settlement-cost of reported burns from coffee had not been LARGE ENOUGH to cause the company to reconsider its policy of 'lava-hot coffee'.
Oh...I finally have an answer as to WHY they kept making it so hot, and it's more obvious than I wish, and stupider than I'd feared...people drink blazingly-hot coffee more slowly, so they saved money on the refills by making it stupid-hot...though they INITIALLY claimed it was so commuters could get to work with still-drinkably-hot coffee. Turns out, there was some research they did for themselves that said that their wildly-hot coffee cut down on refills and saved them money, and THAT was why they actually had the coffee 'held' at 180F+.
www.poolelg.com/blog/the-truth-behind-the-mcdonald-s-hot-coffee-case-.cfm and Wikipedia too.
And wow, while I look up info, that poor lady spent EIGHT days in the hospital getting skin grafts and other treatment for the burns. While there, she lost about 20lbs/9.1kg, dropping her to a mere *83* pounds/38kg. A grown-ass lady weighing only twenty pounds more than my big bag of dog food! They should have taken her offer for $20k and sent her a get-well-soon card too and just been grateful, but they declined it. Once she got 'Real' on starting to sue McD's she offered to settle for $90k and they refused that too. They later went to pre-trial mediation...the mediator suggested that McD's settle for $225k, and Mrs. Liebeck offered to settle for $300k. McD refused again, forcing it to go to trial.
This conversation is one of the best ways to get me up someone's nose instantly, if they mention it in the "Greedy old lady wanted to sue for money" false-perspective. Now I have even MORE of the facts of this case..! And...yeeep, it only gets stupider and more cruel every time I find out something new!
@@EShirako I wholeheartedly agree that the costs possibly should have been covered but as a gesture of goodwill rather than admission of guilt. The issue with that is that the USA seems to see that as a complete acceptance of liability on the company's part as well as opening them up to further claims which just isn't economically viable. The *recommended* temperature to serve coffee (according the US National Coffee Association) is between 180 - and 185 F (or 82 - 85 C) and, to be fair, that's exactly what I'd expect over here if I just order it unadulterated. They were apparently within that range so realistically they were not actually at fault. That's the bit that usually gets ignored and sheds a slightly different light on things making it not quite so cut and dried as it appears to either camp. It's a grey area.
Maybe McDs should have offered assistance but at the same time sticking something bloody hot between your legs while in a moving vehicle could be considered legitimately to be a case of "user error" and not the fault of the company that you were using their product in an incorrect manner. What's next? A warning on the apple pies (which legitimately ARE dangerously hot, slightly cooler than the surface of the sun I believe) that they aren't intended for anal insertion?
I'm certainly not for the big corporations, I loathe their constant chase for a bigger bottom line regardless of what it means for the consumer. I just loathe the culture of rewarding stupidity even more.
9:54 poor Simon doesn't realize paid holiday/vacation time is not a guaranteed thing in the USA and it's up to the company to offer it, which most do not.
I know you've heard this a million times, but that is simply incomprehensible in any part of Europe
I'm watching in Canada going, huh? PAID time OFF?! 😂
He mentions he knows we don't have it guaranteed literally 3 seconds later.
@@PlazDreamweaver He can't help it. He's American.
Boy, you need some parties to the left of the Democrats man.
Fun Fact: the dude that originally played the Ronald McDonald character hated McDonalds so much that he was willing to help anyone and everyone sue the company at any given moment. Day or night, weekend or holiday, he considered himself on call to pay anybody's lawyer fees just to hurt the company at any capacity.
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Your fun fact is completely false, unless he's come back from the dead.
Willard Scott is the original Ronald Mcdonald and he died in 2021. So, no.
@@Edwarddiaz21 Oh, I didn't know he died, otherwise I would've written it all in the past tense.
@@Edwarddiaz21does that make it false or just a thing that happened. Rather than happening. You know?
I showed my 5yo the bit about upsetting your children is a part of being a responsible parent. She called Simon a "mean bald old man". XD
She's a good judge of character. Did you also tell her about The Basement? 😁
@@phantomechelon3628 I did not. XD
I was working at McDonald's when the coffee incident happened, and it was a LOOOOONG time before I knew all the actual fact that management didn't tell us.
It's still floating around in popular culture sometimes. "Americans love to sue! Remember that Karen who sued McDonald's because her coffee was too hot for her?"
Radio and news was pretty fucking bad too. Those corporate rich dudes are all in one club and we just don't get it.
The suit sounds outrageous until you learn the whole story.
@@carrot708I had that attitude when I was kid. But then we got the internet…game changer.
@alioop3306 don't forget that she complained loudly everyday that the coffee was not hot enough and she spilled it on herself. And that's the rest of the story.
Once my company handed out a first aid/health manual created by our health insurance company. I accidentally flipped to the “prostate cancer” page. Rather than talking about treatment options, it told us that you don’t really need to seek treatment because it’s a slow growing cancer and you’ll probably die from something else before the prostate cancer kills you. You know, like cancer of the bone or lymph nodes. 🤦🏻♀
sounds like they heard the part about doctors reconsidering aggressive prostate cancer treatments for patients with other health problems, and decided to apply it to everyone. (it is true that if your life expectancy is already short, then doing aggressive prostate cancer treatment is pointess, because it decreases quality of life, without extending it)
This is actually true. Its really interesting and you should look up more information on it.
My great grandfather had prostate cancer for 40 years, the doctors did nothing for it and at some point it just stopped growing. According to the doctor this is pretty common which is why they essentially "oh no....anyway."
@@JohnDoe-bf7hb I mean, no? Definitely not as a blanket statement. This is individual advice only a doctor can give to a single patient. It's not the actual treatment plan for all patients.
@kenbrown2808
Yes. And most people diagnosed with advanced stages who wouod need aggressive treatment are already old.
Im forever explaining why medical practices aren't blanket applications.
When i worked at a McDonald's with a playplace we actually crawled through it every week with buckets of bleach water and scubbed the hell out of it and then sprayed lysol over the ball pit stir and repeat til coated as much as possible. Dont know about other stores but at least at my location we tried to keep it decent
That's genuinely good to hear....especially the bit about having an actual process to clean the ball pit. I've always wondered.
@@aceofspades9503 just let it be known this was over 15 years ago and I haven't a clue if that was just my store or a company procedure 👍
Stopped letting the kids in the ball pit when one of them found a diaper.
BK had a ball pit too. Some one found a rattlesnake at the bottom of one, and that was it for that fun time. ALLEGEDLY.
We had kids drop loads in the tunnels at the one I worked at. It basically just got picked up with little cleaning. One time I grabbed a "clean" towel from our "clean" towel bucket to wipe down our food prep table. While doing so we all started smelling shit. After checking shoes we couldn't find the source until I unfolded the towel in my hand and a little log dropped out. My guess was someone lazy picked up a turd with the towel in the playplace then just tossed it in the washer and somehow it got tangled up in the towel during the wash cycle. It was during a dinner rush, too, so we didn't really stop and disinfect the table. We just got another towel. I said to a coworker "well at least it went through the wash, so it kinda got disinfected." He replied "man, however you look at it, you still touched shit."
As someone who gets super sick when I eat red meat and red meat byproducts, I appreciate when resturants do not lie to me about whether something is vegetarian or vegan. I also am smart enough to know I should probably avoid certain restaurants because cross-contamination is much easier at certain establishments than others. I also don't get upset when a steakhouse doesn't have vegetarian or vegan options lmfao 😂
Thanks! The Simon channels and all the talent gathered there makes my day every single time. Thank you all!! I needed the laughs and this one hit it out of the park. Y'all make a great team!!!!
28 paid days a year? In America? ... Try like, 5 LMAO
Land of the free lmao. Freedom for the rich I guess
You get 5? That's awesome! (Still too damn low of course!) Is that a new legal requirement?
5?? That’s crazy
You guys get paid time off?! 😂
@@coyoteinthepoolpaid time off is not a legal requirement in the US, period.
I’ve worked in the food industry for a long time. Even worked at a McD’s in Sweden and eaten McD’s all over the world. That all ended after training to be a chef, finding out things about the fast food industry. This will be interesting to see what matches up.
Glad to see someone else is aware of the evils of dolphins.
Dolphins are the worst.
dolphins is more evel than kings
You know, my dad would sometimes go and buy the toys from the local McD's when I asked politely. There's no need to buy the meal to get the toy. We'd wait on the line and I'd order a toy then we'd go home and I'd eat my mom's cooking.
That’s awesome.
Happy Meal toys now are sonsad
Yup. I worked at one for years, and (you may not be, but other people might) be surprised at how often we'd have people call in or stop by to ask when we had certain toys from which sets and we'd set them aside if they did. Sometimes people would call around and drive from a couple hours away to get ones they were missing. We used to set some of them aside for our regulars to come in and buy entire sets of toys at a time. Some dude dropped a Benjamin on ten sets of one of the Pokemon ones for all his nieces and nephews. Sometimes we'd have bags locked up in the office for a dozen people.
I remember doing that just to complete inspector gadget. Went to different McDonald's since 1 never had all the parts.
I've done that too.
I’m pretty sure this was in response to the Beanie Baby craze. McDonald’s occasionally would include them with Happy Meals, and people would go bonkers to get them and then toss the food.
They probably are disgusting, but when my daughter was about three and I was broke, the indoor playground at our local McD’s was a life-saver during hot Texas summers. She’d have a Happy Meal and I’d nurse a small drink for a couple of air conditioned hours during the afternoon. She never caught anything (unlike my grandson who came out of the playspace in a certain chicken restaurant with foot-and-mouth disease.)
My son got hand foot and mouth from the play land. I wouldn’t let him back in one for years. Then one year we stopped at McDonald’s and he begged us to go in. My husband talked me into it and I went in the tunnels with him. Halfway into it I see a smashed turd. I got my kid out right away. It was lunch time and the place was busy and lots of kids were in it. I told the other parents and they got their kids out. I told the staff and they said they don’t have time to clean it and told the elderly employee who was watching the play land to clean it. She could barely walk let alone crawl in a tunnel. I said they should close it until someone else could clean it. They did but I still couldn’t believe they were going to send the old lady in. She had to be 80 years old. My kid got hand foot and mouth again even though I washed him in the bathroom. We never took our kids to another ball pit or tunnel like play land. Those things are nasty.
One year they had the school booster dinner night at Chuck E. Cheese and we didn’t go because absolutely screw that lol no thanks. The next day almost half of the kids at the school didn’t show up to school. Turned out that about they all got food poisoning from the restaurant 😂 It made the news, the CDC was called in. It ended up coming from the ice machine which apparently looked like it hadn’t been properly cleaned in years. Gross!
He was channeling Dennis Leary there for a bit on that milkshake straw. 😂
But I'm right there with you!!!
Fun Fact: False advertising for "vegetarian" products can also affect people with Alpha-Gal Syndrome, a red meat allergy most often caused by a tick bite.
100%. My friend's uncle has that. XD
People with PKU syndrome too!
When Simon was like "that's not illegal, is it?" I was very surprised. At the very least, we have laws against false advertising. They're definitely not as robust in the US as they are in a lot of Europe, but you can't "knowingly" outright lie on packaging and ads.
It can affect the health of long-term vegans too, they aren't able to digesting meat the same way and can cause stomach problems. In addition to being disrespectful in general, whether due to religion or personal choice, people generally treat vegans and vegetarians in such a ridiculous way, okay if you want to eat animal products but why can't I choose otherwise? Why is it okay to minimize the things I believe in?
@@everythingisblueevenyourso1432 "Why is it okay to minimize the things I believe in?" Unfortunately in the U.S, while we have freedom of religion (anti-discrimination against religious practices....or con artists, as the Supreme Court told Houdini), we don't have freedom FROM religion. There's no "right to not be targeted with indoctrination" in the Constitution. So your beliefs are not protected if they're not part of a religion.
I'd personally like to thank the person who invented the phrase "the dad tax" I love it.
Amen brother
My dad would say-while he was grinning like a school boy-that he needed to taste test our food, “To check if it’s poison.” We were often already eating our food when he said that lol. The memory makes me laugh to this day
Some male who got upset after they learned about the pick tax.
Now apparently, there is also a 'wife tax', especially on french fries.
@@BrilliantDesignOnlinenever! I'm not even hungry!
4:50 - Mid roll ads
6:40 - Back to the video
8:20 - Chapter 1 - Mcresources
13:00 - Chapter 2 - Mechanically separated chicken
15:00 - Chapter 3 - Questionable child marketing campaign
19:20 - Chapter 4 - The children's play area are generally disgusting
22:40 - Chapter 5 - The infamous hot coffee incident
- Chapter 6 -
Thank you, OGBB ❤
You missed a great pun for Mcanically separated chicken, thank you for your service none the less!
11:00 antidolphin propaganda lol
@@abeardthickerthanyours6416Damn! Beat me to it! NOICE
Holy crap, that Mcresources crap is *ultra* cringe. And you're *not* supposed to get 3rd degree thermal burns from hot coffee.
That was probably the single best rant against dolphins I've ever heard, Simon never change you're amazing mate 😂😂😂
I rarely took my son to McDonalds, but one time we went for the play area. As my son was running to the ball pit a couple of kids who were leaving told us that a baby had diarrhea that poured out of his diaper and the balls were all, well, ruined. Not even my young son was eager to go back to McDonalds after that. He never liked the food, only the toy in the Happy Meal anyway.
Simons been flooding youtube this week and i love it, youre literally all i watch on youtube outside of music
I watch the WhistlerVerse and Flecca's, between the two I lack for nothing!
yeah whistlerverse & neebsgaming with a sprinkle of the PBS&co science channels
@@kg-Whatthehelliseventhatwell if he only does watch that on RUclips yes by the dictionary definition... Literally...
Wait isn’t Dave blind? And he was using a table saw?
@@mho...Hahaha we are similar people I add a bit of the CNBC documentaries and a bit of food history
1. Broken ice cream machines 😢 Brought to you by Mad Macs: Flurry Road
Nah... Broken flurry & ice cream machines are 100% brought to you by corporate greed and an unbalanced, shite legal system where money creates more "justice" than truth.
LEGEND!
Dafuk is a blind man using a table saw? I mean, I very much believe in handy-capable, but there are common sense limits! 😂 Glad you kept all of your fingers.
I'm in north America, the good part of it, and will frequently find a place called "New York Fries" in the local malls. This place has the best drink containers, the top of them fold down to make a lid.
I remember the time that McDonalds gave employees financial advice to "help" them budget. Their ideas on what things actually cost was laughable at best, and they left out a lot of things that people also have to pay for, but they also added a second job in the list of income. Casually admitting that even their fictional employee living in a fantasy land with no healthcare costs and an almost free home to live in, would need to jobs to pay for that.
Edit, I actually looked it up, (you can find it if you google McDonalds employee budget or something similar) they budgeted 20$ for health insurance. I don't know where they think that's an option, but okay. Lots of people pay more than 10x that, at least. But whatever, let's assume Ronald's Fictional Fantasy Dreamland's health insurance is that absurdly low. That still doesn't include any actual costs that you have to pay for yourself that don't fall under any kind of insurance. I guess just don't get injured or sick ever, because your budget does not allow for that.
There also was no money in the budget for gas, clothes, childcare, toiletries, or food. I guess McDonalds workers have ascended to a purely spiritual plane where they no longer have a body, so they no longer need any kind of cleaning, covering, or fuel.
So, in conclusion, if you are a McDonalds worker you cannot be a human being with a physical body.
And why should an entry level kids job pay more?
@@-Jason-Lso that they can live, you should be able to make ends meat if your working full time.
@thomasbaker6563 they are kids jobs. Adults go into career fields. Its called adulting.
@@-Jason-L If it's a full time job you should pay properly, paying peanuts mean you don't even deserve monkeys. Now go apologize for corporate greed somewhere else.
@@-Jason-LSoooo, you're saying that back when minimum wage could support a house, a family, a car, etc. everyone was getting paid too much?
I was a cleaner in a restaurant with a kid's soft play area (not a McDonalds). The balls in ball pits are actually easy to clean. Hardest part is gathering them up into bin bags. But then you just empty them into a washing machine and dryer. Decant back into clean bin bags and then refill the ball pit. At the place I worked, we had two sets of balls so we had a quick turn around. Empty the pit, clean the surfaces, put the second set of balls in and then you can take your time washing the first set. The playset was wiped down every night (highlight of the backshift, cause I got to crawl around the softplay), and the ball pit was emptied once a month, or any time a kid wet themself.
I worked at a minigolf place for a while. We didn't have to sanitize the golf balls, but we did clean them in a manner fairly similar to this. We had an old open-top washing machine on wheels, and we'd dump the balls in along with a hefty squirt of degreaser and let it run. Then rinse with the garden hose.
Boy better watch this one before McDonald’s takes it tf down, and fast 😂
Ya, hopefully not. Although, if McDonald’s is upset about their own statements and business choices then they should probably hear what everyone thinks about them since they are that out of touch.
The McMafia don’t play
@@MissMentatspsh whatever
No grounds to.
There’s no copyright infringement, libel, slander, etc. to be found.
Absolutely hysterical!
I work for a flavor development company, and you're correct in assuming that you can make meat flavors (and basically any other flavor) without any of the chemicals coming from the named source. Exceptions being if the flavor is named as specifically "with other natural flavors/WONF". However, it appears that McDonalds was just still adding /some/ tallow to the oil or something like that.
They stopped selling Big&Tastys here in America mostly because it was a 1/3 pound burger amd the average American didnt understand that 1/3 was bigger than 1/4 and thought it was a rip off compared to the Quarter Pounder.
The American Educational System on display.
At some point in the late 80s, when I was no older than 6, my godmother had me and my brothers stay overnight. She decided to feed us at a branch of McDonald's in Coventry where I chose those meat paste chicken mcnuggets. I first vomited on the rear left car wheel in the McDonald's car park and the following 12 hours saw me projectile vomiting through all her bed linen, son's pyjamas and her t-shirts, with my greatest achievement being to hit the curtains which were at least 3m away. At 5am she finally called my parents who came and took us home. By this point I had fully evacuated all stomach contents and felt much better. I have not been able to even walk past the open door of a McDonald's since without my stomach turning a little. I also never saw my godmother again, except once - accidentally - 30 years or so later, at a quality restaurant in Stratford-upon-Avon. I did not choose the chicken.
Anyone else read this title and immediately add "Allegedly" in their head?
Who *DOESN'T* mentally throw an "allegedly" in when seeing Simon? 🤣😅🤣😅
@@Nathan_TalisienSimon allegedly lives in Prague with his alleged wife and alleged kids. He allegedly is trying to take over RUclips with his alleged basement writers and editors.
At this point they need the Michael Jackson "allegedly" meme from South Park for any time Simon says it 😂
You LEGEND!😅
Still remember a company I worked for that one month did huge PSAs about making sure to stay hydrated, and that very same month banned having water bottles at the register.... now back to my regularly scheduled Blaze.
Dave, idk if you read the comments, but if so:
Can we talk about why tf a legally blind man is trying to use a table saw?
Right? It seems...ill advised
I wondered the same thing but was sure I was mixing up writers because what legally blind person would use a table saw?!
Dave we need answers!
Even as a sighted able-bodied person they make me nervous. Any time a maker is missing bits of fingers there's like a 90% chance it was a table saw.
It’s a cover up! Simon was punishing him for writing the intros too long and he went a bit too far… allegendly
Yeah, although that probably didn't contribute to the incident, because Dave ain't dumb. That said, smart people make dumb mistakes, and it can happen in a fraction of a second.
Simons rage at paper straws fills a hole in my life i didnt know i had.
Dave…I really hope that your recovery continues to go well and expeditiously so. Thank you for your regular contributions to my daily content consumption. I always love when a Simon script is “written by Dave.”
I was fully expecting well-researched in-depth scandals where McDonalds was clearly the villain.
The part where Simon ranted over "Super-size" was quality corporate complaining. Super-sizing your meal was epic and I loved using that term at the Drive-Thru.
Didn't you just get more of the crappy parts of the meal? The whole Super Sizing thing happened after I read Fast Food Nation.
Just looked this up and I am clearly misremembering: Wikipedia puts super sizing as 14 years older than FFN. I was really convinced it was an early 2000s thing.
@@RoryGlynnnope. It was a promotional thing for the Jurassic Park movie. Then it caught on and ultimately died after Super Size Me came out
@@RoryGlynn supersizing only applied to the fries and drink but it was glorious to see a super-size box of fries. Also Morgan Spurlock from the film ate more than a regular McDs meal and his Dr. recommended amount of food.
Just so you all know this... all of the young cute girls in the food industry were pretty grossed out by outta shape guys that 0rdered it but rather than being mean wished we could change they're eating habits and give them a biĝ hug❤
I remember finding all kinds of nastiness in the "play place" at our local McDonald's when I was a kid. We found syringes (thankfully, with no needles), crusty socks, used band-aids. All kinds of disgusting stuff. I also distinctly recall climbing up to go down the slide and realizing that I couldn't slide because somebody's kid had pooped and it was smeared literally from the top of the slide to the bottom. I stopped playing in there after that 🤢
I recall watching something about the process of cleaning a ball pit. perhaps it was a video of why things we remember from our childhood went away. but to get to the point, it's something like a half day process using special equipment. - and then one child can have an accident and render it unsanitary again.
We used to drink from the garden hose, after dad sprayed all the plants with malathion.
My manager got annoyed when I asked to clean up the playplace. I had to sneak in and clean the slides/stairs/handrails while I was also cleaning the tables out there and while he wasn't watching me. Myself, *I* wanted to take all of the balls out and boil them all clean once a year, but THAT definitely didn't happen.
we cleaned the play place at my local McDs once a month with bleach. pressure washed the whole thing (thankfully no ball pit at ours). we eventually got rid of after the store remodel. All the employees were overjoyed to get rid of it since we had to clean up after accidents way too much. Plus the parents would let the kids do anything they wanted which resulted in damage to the structure.
I remember peeing myself in the ball pit when I was 5
I had watched the recent epic blaze before this one and had heard Simon's usual complaints about the script being too long. So for this one, I decided I would record the time that he would comment and compare it to the overall time of the video.
I want to note that I do not think there should be a change to the format at all as I enjoy these immensely. Just was curious about how much is responsible to the script and edited cut scenes versus Simon's commentary.
This particular episode his comments were responsible for 43% of the run time. Note this does not count the intro, end credits/scene or the commercial. Just his comments while reading the script.
As part of my analytics class in college we as a class went through the coffee incident lawsuit. There is way more to the incident than is commonly talked about. Like why they serve coffee at such high temperatures, and why the burns got so bad (it's not just the temperature)
Minor correction to 3:34 - McDonald's did actually offer a 'Super Size' briefly in the UK. It was a step up from large and was absolutely monstrous in size. Despite the name, I'm still convinced the portion of fries wasn't much larger even though their container was. Sincerely, a former Super-Size devourer.
“It’s just not right.” Yes, hard agree, every time Simon says this.
To Dave. Sorry to hear about your mishap. Hopefully this will make you laugh. My husband was at the bar and imbibing far too much. So he called home and had his wife (ex) callin to work for him. So in the morning he asked what she told work. She told his job that he had cut off three fingers with a table saw.😂 that was to difficult for him to fake. So when he went to work the day after he received an abuse of sick leave letter. The worst thing was everyone at work had been pitching money and their leave into his account at work to help with medical costs. Bahahahaha.
So, I can answer the "how do you figure out the damages" issue, as I am an attorney and that often deals with it. It's a bit cyclical, because often what you do is look at what other juries have awarded in similar cases and use that as a basis. You can also try to use the economic damages as a grounding point (i.e. 2x annual salary or something)
In the Super Size movie, he "forgot" that he was an alcoholic and guzzling booze as well as eating at McDonald's. Explains why the Doctor was worried about gis liver.
That Dolphin/straw rant was epic 😂😂😂😂
Here on Brazil McDonald got in a small trouble last year when people discovered that the McPicanha actually didn't contain any picanha.
Watching Simon for a month? Haha, been subscribed to the majority of Whistlerverse for years and it was funny how I stumbled onto this chocolate voiced RUclipsr, every time I would Google something there was this bald guy sitting in a chair calmly explaining anything and everything to me....well calm has certainly gone out the window and I absolutely love it!
Oh Simon, you'd have hated growing up in the 50's and 60's and paper straws was all one had. Yup. I'm living this nightmare again.
We had plastic re-usable straws growing up in the 60's. Mum bought a set of picnic glasses and they came with straws. Through Tupperware if I am remembering clearly.
@@midnite_rambler We didn't get them where I lived until the early 70's.
Getting rid of plastic straws is such a band aid solution. It's like, yo, the fact that your corporation exists is the whole problem.
All this talk about big macs reminded me of how I shocked someone last year when I pointed out that I have never had a big mac in my entire life. Not even once.
Big deal. Neither have I or millions of others.
I loved George Carlin saying eating dirt is good for you and keeps you healthy. Must be the same idea of kids playing at McDonalds Play Lands getting there healthy dose of germs.
I mean, up to a point, yes. It's okay to get exposed to a few pretty harmless bacteria etc, so you can build up a healthy immune system. But you get to a place where people get very ill very quickly, especially very young children. And viral infections don't strengthen the immune system. While you are ill your immune system is weakened as it is, from being very busy fighting one disease, so if you then get another disease or infection you don't get a stronger immune system. You get an already weakened immune system that is now also overstretched. And some viruses weaken the immune system for a much longer time, or even permanently.
Your immune system also won't get stronger if you're dead from a serious illness, so. You know.
Edit, this is also assuming the person that gets ill is healthy. Anyone who is not in perfect health is already in more danger, and any illness can leave you in that state. And young babies (say, siblings of the child playing in the infectious ballpit) are both more vulnerable to such diseases, and less likely to recover from them.
The rant about the plastic straws and dolphins made me laugh out loud
Worst idea I have seen McDonalds try to pull was the McPizza....The problem was expecting folks to wait 20mins for a pizza that at the time wasn't much better than old school Dominoes, which was horrible prior to their reboot. Also as someone who does work there, they don't offer vaction time for part time employees or anyone who works under 40 hours a week....on top of that franchised locations are able to set their own sick leave and vactation 'standards' as long as its within state average. TBH still like working here over wal-mart because I can actually talk back to customers who are being a McHemroid to me, and my managers won't put up with it or the site owner and so far have backed up myself and the other staff members.
Being a cashier isn't a real job and it's CERTAINLY not supposed to be a career. Hence, the lack of vacation.
Glad to hear staff get backup from the managers and site owner at your place. People are so rude and entitled these days to service people. And unfortunately lots of franchise business owners treat staff like serfs.
@@macethorns1168 "Not a real job"? What the hell are you talking about?
@@macethorns1168 ..."When Anuses Learn To Type" Show us all how it's done, you McHemroid.
(LOL, Thank you, wschnabel. I'm stealing that one.)
@@MemristerBoogieDown *McHemorrhoid is what you're looking for.
Simon, we had paper straws for a long time before the plastic straws appeared . But They were coated in a wax like substance and caused no problem
12:05 I have been a manager at McDonald's for over 6 years and they would always get mad that I was singing. It was very much a if you're having fun you're not working hard enough environment. I have worked at 3 different stores. It will consume your soul.
Lol, Simon thinks that McDonald's gives paid time off! XD
I work there full time and get 5 weeks paid time off every year. I'm in England.
@@Julia-uh4li sorry, we were definitely speaking from an Americans perspective!
Fast food is NOT required to give paid leave in America last time we checked.
They work REALLY hard for that one! XD
You just get unpaid sick days off that you can't be fired for taking.
@@PhilosoShysGameChannel
Is that time off called FMLA? (family medical leave act) President Bill Clinton signed that into affect to protect workers when they have health ailments. I know this as I'm an American living in England 😋
@@Julia-uh4li somethin like that?
@@Julia-uh4liThat’s only for extended time off. You have to have your doctor fill out a long form saying that the time off is necessary if it’s for a medical reason.
My problem with the paper straws: there is a better alternative.
I buy corn starch based biodegradable straws that work just as well as the plastic ones.
How much do they cost? Better for the consumer sadly does not mean better for business that much....
I wonder if they could also be made with paper saturated in fat.
I am curious what the reasoning is for being so wedded to straws in general? It is definitely an accessibility issue for kids and people with disabilities, but could we not be given a choice? And so sea turtle folks could decline a straw entirely?
There may be a reason I am mot seeing.
@@coyoteinthepoolI stopped using straws, but I also have to order the drink without ice.
@@coyoteinthepoolI virtually never use a straw anyway; for some reason I just think it feels awkward.
(Also your user name is awesome)
We had supersize in South Africa. It was awesome an extra 2 rand and you got a massive drink and chips. You could also swap the soft drink for a milkshake. Cheers from South Africa 🇿🇦
The I robot "No" to the kids is diabolical🤣
28 days off? In the US? I laughed until I choked! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
Important note: Mcdonalds itself doesn't actually pay employees (at least for most US employees). Most stores are franchised, meaning they are owned by a private entity who pays McDonald's for the right to use their IP and supply chain
I'm sure more then just me will feel this to their core but about the being an adult thing when the kids want McDonald's I always remember when I was younger and tried asking my parents if we could have McDonald's they would look me dead in the eye and say to a 7 year old "do you have McDonald's money" kills me every time I think back to it lol some parents really do be teaching through sass
What I find funny is that they have paper cups, paper straws but the only part of it that is recyclable apparently is the lid 😂
Thanks for the video. That last one about the coffee, reminds me of the story of Ford in the car, the Pinto. They knew that the fuel tank would explode if there was a rear and accident however, they calculated that the number of lawsuits compare to the cost of actually fixing the cars was beneficial to them, so they never fixed it.😊
Everyone: Pay your workers higher wages.
McDonald's: But we're legally allowed not to.
The problem is not (just) with McDonald's.
21 or 28 paid days off???? 😳
In America, it's not uncommon to have to work at a company for a year before you're given 5 paid days off... if they offer any at all. 😕
Are they still doing the thing where they just hire almost nobody full time so they barely have to offer anyone paid days off?
@@coyoteinthepoolYup. And if anyone gets laid off, it’s always the people working part time that are the first to go.
Simon saying that you get 28 paid days off outside the US made me sad that I had to work a year to get 40 hours of vacation that is hard to get approval to take...
update my vacation time takes 2 weeks notice to use and they took it away 6 days after I got it citing failure to use before new policies were implemented that I was never made aware of. 🙃
Simon, when I started working for Wendy's, they showed me a video where (I kidded you not) they instructed me to just keep smiling. It seemed the most syco thing I've ever heard.
Edit :
Hallelujah, everyone, activism saved the planet
No more plastic straws in paper
Just paper straws wrapped in plastic, congratulations
--Tom MacDonald
At least in my area of the USA, they took away play place areas inside McDonald’s just prior to Covid, and haven’t brought them back, but still leave the sign advertising on the building, which is just a nightmare for me as my kids flip out, pointing out that if they don’t have it anymore, why do they still have the signs still up?
8:21 that just made me realize that after my husband and I bought a house….we haven’t had any solicitors to harass when they come knocking at our door. I’m offended! Justice needs to happen! How dare they! 😂😂
Perhaps it’s time to question the whole corporate model we are actually living under! They definitely have way way too much power! This entity is in serious need of reforms!
!!!!!
People want to blame our problems on capitalism. It isn't capitalism we are living under. It is unregulated corporatism. This is an important distinction, because it shows that we are being screwed over by both the corporations and our government.
@@troybaxterit probably doesn’t help most people don’t know theres a difference between capitalism “economic system” and capitalism “political/ideology system”.
Or that lobby groups have managed to push it to the point people actually think markets going to being unregulated is a good thing.
@@troybaxter It's a straight bureaucracy because of lobbying (bribery) and the politicians being greedy sellouts. Fortune 500 businesses decide the law out here.
@@nathnathn Capitalism as an ideological system is one of the most cancerous things on this earth.
I can get by with capitalism that's regulated for quality of life, but profit being effectively a moral virtue is such a horrible thing.
I love that Simon thinks we get 28 paid days off a year 😂😂😂
Well... 10 holidays, give or take a few days. Plus 2 weeks vacation. Plus 5 days sick pay. This is average for salary workers.
That's the messed up thing with McDonalds.
Their ingredients are so overly processed and stuffed with preservatives and supplements, they can probably last a decade left on a shelve.
But when you cook them, you have exactly 10 minutes to eat them after they are prepared, or their texture goes weird and taste goes bad.
Lol. Funny you should say that. My then six-year-old niece bought me a McDonalds cheeseburger in 2000 - I don’t eat meat so as an experiment just put it on my pantry shelf. It’s still there. Mummified but completely untouched by bacteria or insects. Just noticed it again this morning. So yeah, not a food I would contemplate eating, ever.
@@mandywalkden-brown7250A homemade burger of similar proportions will behave the same. It’s the lack of moisture that keeps it from rotting.
The weird thing is that you’re wrong about the fillers and preservatives: there’s not nearly as much of those as people think. (Their beef doesn’t contain any fillers at all.)
Fun random table saw related fact: Adam Savage of Mythbusters fame (the hype ginger) and renowned maker of things has stated that of all the power tools he's ever owned and/or operated, he's most afraid of the table saw, and that's a guy who regularly uses a lathe and spent over a decade blowing shit up.
Hope your injuries heal up soon Dave!
Well, the case isn't that holidays are expensive, but that the wage so low that you can't afford days without pay.
I don’t think people appreciate how Simon embodies his audience in his imagination, he’s in a room by himself with a mic and a monitor, essentially talking to himself, and yet he manages to make it seem like a real conversation. Maybe it’s the narcissism? lol
Why was Dave allowed to have a table saw? Seems like the cashier should have stopped him.
Got it on line :D
Really concerned with Simon's inability to understand feeding someone something against their religious beliefs as being quantifiable in court.
I think it’s his inability to accept anything if it’s for a religious reason because he can’t stand religion.
MacDowels: I'd tell the poor, hungry employees to take smaller bites and chew thoroughly to make what little food they have last longer.
I work at a McDonald's in Minnesota, as maintenance I get seven paid days off a year any other days off or just un paid
For those that don’t know the uk has just banned the use of plastic cutlery so you’ll only find cardboard and wooden forks, spoons and knives for take away food
Same with Australia. We also have paper straws and cardboard sundae cups.
Why would you need cutlery with take away food? Isn't take away for eating at home?
@@MetalheadAndNerd we often take ours to the river and eat there 🤷♀️
Yes, Simon you don't have to go somewhere to have a vacation, it's a stacation, but what he means is that McDonald's are making minimum wage and they can't afford to take time off of work because they don't get PTO. That's one among many problems the US has at the moment.
Sorry, bub, the problem is with the idiot who lives with no aspirations and "thinks" they're going to make a career out of being a cashier. It's a kid's job. Get skills and get a real job if you want a vacation.
Dang Simon that's brutal, some people have to be vegetarian due to health reasons
I had to laugh when the ad RUclips played before I watched this video was an ad for MacDonald's.
Well done, RUclips.
Simon: "Sorry America, I love you!"
Simon's brain: "oh god, please don't let them come out here with all their guns."
we love you, too, Simon. XD
The paper straw thing annoys me too. I've seen footage of the trash island in the ocean and guess what _isn't_ in it? PLASTIC STRAWS. The entire thing is made up of fishing nets, fishing wire, plastic tubs and tarpaulins lost overboard from fishing vessels. Even the cans found at the bottom of the ocean have come from cargo ships and fishing vessels. That's who's actually destroying the ocean - the fishing industry and fishermen.
The problem with not being able to afford to go ‘on holiday’ isn’t that the holiday costs more than everyday life, it’s that in the US, at least, companies aren’t required, and often do NOT, offer their part-time (32 hrs/week or less) employees any paid time off. Big corporations often deliberately don’t hire full-time workers for that very reason. And they don’t pay a living wage, so people can’t afford to take time off because they’re already struggling to pay their bills just to stay out of debt.
Mandatory vacation days are NOT enshrined in law in the US.
This video is the wildest Simon Whistler video I've ever seen. Brilliant, I love it!
Fries are great to bury your emotions in, like imagine you were sad because your sponsor didn’t get you the bamboo underwear, that’s when you need the supersized fries.
that Alphons meme is HILARIOUS. YES THE DAD TAX
"It's not FAiiiiiiiirrrrr!!!" wailed the child, "If life was fair we would all be driving Ferrari's" was the reply, every time.
Paid time off in America lol... the 28 days bit really got me.
People who try to ban mechanically separated chicken are wasteful and spoiled. Just don't eat it, and let us use the whole animal.