1 Billion Lions VS 1 of Every Pokemon

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @WolfeyVGC
    @WolfeyVGC  3 года назад +8976

    I'm really proud of this wideo, so I hope you like how it turned out! This is my first time doing scripted content - let me know if you like this style, it's not something I'll use as default ever but it might be good to sprinkle in content like this here and there.
    Edited by Uzi: twitter.com/TheUzigunner
    Intro by Gio: twitter.com/the_one_gio

    • @WishedWash
      @WishedWash 3 года назад +51

      And we're also very proud wolfe

    • @Lyrahd
      @Lyrahd 3 года назад +16

      We'll always be proud of you Mr. Glicke!

    • @travishoupt3127
      @travishoupt3127 3 года назад +5

      Gen 5 Lando-t OU

    • @Dr._is_sleepy
      @Dr._is_sleepy 3 года назад +5

      This is great...

    • @oatmealmix
      @oatmealmix 3 года назад +9

      I like the style alot, if u sprinkle this in every week I might actually be less bored lmao

  • @twitchyb9950
    @twitchyb9950 3 года назад +6449

    So basically, Kyogre floods the planet with the help of Clefairy and the lions all drown and then Smeargle and Oranguru are like “that was sick bro! Do it again!”

    • @tinkerermelon6599
      @tinkerermelon6599 3 года назад +402

      Now I'm just imagining Smeargle and Oranguru like Supa Hot Fire's hype men xD

    • @scootergang8326
      @scootergang8326 3 года назад +178

      Uhyeah I'll fucken do it again

    • @daffycuh2931
      @daffycuh2931 3 года назад +14

      Bruh 1k likes and 4 replies

    • @glarbo3965
      @glarbo3965 3 года назад +13

      Lions will form a raft

    • @minezenki1436
      @minezenki1436 3 года назад +41

      @@glarbo3965 and when they do the pokemon would just do it again

  • @queendedede2896
    @queendedede2896 3 года назад +2055

    This guy just taught us how important set-up moves are

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 3 года назад +40

      Fucking right?

    • @thexp905
      @thexp905 3 года назад +86

      Well... If you've ever done any form of competitive battling, you would know that Setting up is a big importance. You have trick room setups, Mimikyu sweeps, Mould Breaker counter, you have Shuckle, Entry traps, Shadow tag, trapping moves, just to name a few.

    • @gabrieljohnson1118
      @gabrieljohnson1118 3 года назад +1

      Real

    • @phhsdj
      @phhsdj 3 года назад

      Yepppp

    • @zama273
      @zama273 3 года назад

      Imagine if he used primal kyogre

  • @gold_phantom__5402
    @gold_phantom__5402 3 года назад +3170

    Wolfey with professional editors is too powerful

    • @slick_rickgaming1102
      @slick_rickgaming1102 3 года назад +112

      When you give an already good Pokemon a mega form

    • @WishMakers
      @WishMakers 3 года назад +7

      this was a perfect idea

    • @alexemp6201
      @alexemp6201 3 года назад +18

      A power that goes even further than wolfey's plot armor against cybertron

    • @ronnycrawf2441
      @ronnycrawf2441 3 года назад +7

      @@slick_rickgaming1102 Salamence

    • @bluesandshrew1
      @bluesandshrew1 3 года назад +6

      @@slick_rickgaming1102 didnt work too good with garchomp but still yes in this case

  • @davidanderegg1232
    @davidanderegg1232 10 месяцев назад +957

    The poetry of Kyogre being both the optimal choice from game mechanics side and cannonically 100% capable of drowning a billion lions at once is truely beautiful.

    • @josecorzo5517
      @josecorzo5517 8 месяцев назад +33

      Groudon be like: Sorry bro, but my super duper sun is active and you cannot attack
      Wait, they didn't have items

    • @BurakkuHishou
      @BurakkuHishou 8 месяцев назад +38

      I mean Groudon is also a doomsday scenario for them. Making the sun hot enough to evaporate the oceans has got to be terrible for anything living on land and not having shelter. Especially beings with fur coats. If the lions survived that, they'd be lethargic as heck

    • @davidanderegg1232
      @davidanderegg1232 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@BurakkuHishou yeah hes much more debatable though. One of the best arguments for the lions is that they kill the pokemon in 5 minutes. Kyogre's water stops that in its tracks but Groudon's heat wave hasn't really shown to be that quick. Maybe lava stops them but lion bridge over it honestly isn't unrealistic unlike the ladder.

    • @BurakkuHishou
      @BurakkuHishou 8 месяцев назад +14

      @davidanderegg1232 I mean, assuming lions are still acting as their natural selves...anything team work based or sacrificial based is unrealistic.

    • @davidanderegg1232
      @davidanderegg1232 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@BurakkuHishou have you heard their arguments? Realisms long out the window. But them piling on lava til one gets over isn’t that unrealistic

  • @ray_0147
    @ray_0147 3 года назад +6098

    Just imagine how long it would take to wait for INTIMIDATE to take effect on each of them.

    • @azurezephy5819
      @azurezephy5819 3 года назад +327

      not to mention that it would happen multiple times, Jesus, the lions would die of old age before the slaughter would begin

    • @bubbaloobub3592
      @bubbaloobub3592 3 года назад +294

      It would literally take 30 years

    • @tobymacdonald5893
      @tobymacdonald5893 3 года назад +736

      assuming the animation takes 5 seconds that would take 158 years lmao

    • @Lechampion3
      @Lechampion3 3 года назад +88

      Dude i think the lions and some pokemon would have intimidate

    • @scrhh
      @scrhh 3 года назад +427

      intimidation takes about 2 seconds in gen 6 and after, there are 32 pokemon that can have intimidate, provided that all pokemon in one evolution line can be included at the same time. there are 1 billion lions, so intimidate will be done 32 billion times. if every pokemon that can learn intimidate actually has intimidate, it would take 64 billion seconds / 740,740.74 days / 2,028.04 years

  • @TomMKW
    @TomMKW 3 года назад +3557

    That one Pyroar fighting on the side of the pokemon watching his entire species being obliterated into extinction be like: :')

    • @sokka780
      @sokka780 3 года назад +78

      This comment deserves more attention

    • @pcu9284
      @pcu9284 3 года назад +99

      they are not even extint, they got deleted

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @Alpha-sCat
      @Alpha-sCat 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @b-17theflyingfortress
      @b-17theflyingfortress 3 года назад +47

      @@pcu9284 When extinction isn't enough to describe such sad fate.

  • @GermanKinsmen
    @GermanKinsmen 3 года назад +6515

    Wolfey: "We're not using the Pokedex, that'd be ridiculous".
    Kyogre: Fucking floods the entire universe three times over with the help of fairies and monkeys.

    • @SCP_Void_7274
      @SCP_Void_7274 3 года назад +248

      Seems 'bout right.

    • @Kolitj
      @Kolitj 3 года назад +118

      disclaimer: Lions can swim

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 3 года назад +499

      @@Kolitj For how long?
      Assuming the sudden appearance of water doesn't crush them.

    • @blankblank1661
      @blankblank1661 3 года назад +373

      @@Kolitj He can just summon the water above them, water off that size and height can crush cars. Also, normal floods can tear down houses.

    • @brettvandermeer5297
      @brettvandermeer5297 3 года назад +190

      @@Kolitj reclaimer: not forever

  • @Sceptiledagoat
    @Sceptiledagoat 10 месяцев назад +1338

    The lions - ok we've defeated every single pokemon except one
    Kingambit- and i took that personally

    • @BEEEES
      @BEEEES 9 месяцев назад +170

      Basculegion and houndstone just running around hitting everything with 50000 power last respects.

    • @Kingambit7
      @Kingambit7 9 месяцев назад +43

      ​@@BEEEESBasculegion can learn last respects?

    • @BEEEES
      @BEEEES 9 месяцев назад +66

      @@Kingambit7 yup, but it's an egg move so you need to put a basculegion with a mirror herb and an open move slot in a picnic with a houndstone that knows last respects for it to actually be able to use the move.

    • @Kingambit7
      @Kingambit7 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@BEEEES Awesome! I've got to do that!

    • @josecorzo5517
      @josecorzo5517 8 месяцев назад +4

      *uses snarl*

  • @ikarainijirai
    @ikarainijirai 3 года назад +11744

    The Pokémon can just strike the lions at night because everyone knows that the lion sleeps tonight

  • @nathanielandre2568
    @nathanielandre2568 3 года назад +2712

    Kyogre: " You did well to survive that attack. *What will you do about the second one?* "

    • @yingames275
      @yingames275 3 года назад +121

      2 TSUNAMI
      If Survived
      4 TSUNAMI
      if still not dead somehow
      8 TSUNAMI
      alr this is impossible if their still not dead but
      16 TSUNAMI

    • @Bakadono7525
      @Bakadono7525 3 года назад +55

      I'm pretty sure we are talking a big enough Tsuami to more than wipe out the Earth

    • @zacharyjennings8218
      @zacharyjennings8218 3 года назад +75

      Lol idk if it was your intention but, I read that clear as day in Madaras voice lol

    • @Xevil1
      @Xevil1 3 года назад +58

      I guess Kyogre is Madara now

    • @familydepaola3457
      @familydepaola3457 3 года назад +10

      Didnt know the lions were onoki

  • @INTERNAL_REVENUE_SERVICE
    @INTERNAL_REVENUE_SERVICE 2 года назад +3880

    My favorite part about this whole argument is the claim that “pokemon wouldn’t be able to work together because they need a trainer they’d just kill each other” and then turn around and insinuate that lions are smart enough to make a giant ball/ladder

  • @almightycinder
    @almightycinder Год назад +680

    I still like the idea of magcargo just slowly crawling towards the lions and they all burst into flames when they're like 30 feet away. Just slowly gets closer and one by one, they just explode.

    • @fantasticube
      @fantasticube 11 месяцев назад +18

      How come I imagined that too lol. Probably a bit more than 30 feet away though. I would imagine Magcargo would burn them all before it even started

    • @cuanchulainn
      @cuanchulainn 10 месяцев назад +24

      For once, you are not the target of the death snail

    • @Luke_Sah
      @Luke_Sah 10 месяцев назад +6

      I like the idea of the lions bumrushing 998 Pokemon, until finally there is a single Pidgey floating high above the field, it's wings slowly giving out. Below it, a billion lions circle one very scared Gardevoir...

    • @memelescream4796
      @memelescream4796 6 месяцев назад +8

      Black hole time heehoo ​@@Luke_Sah

    • @josep8437
      @josep8437 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Luke_Sah Kingambit says hi

  • @toffeentea6064
    @toffeentea6064 3 года назад +708

    It’s good to know that we haven’t lost the intro. If we did, he’d no longer be a real youtubist.

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 3 года назад +13

      Real youtubist always has intros, every intro is a work of art

    • @GLiTX2527
      @GLiTX2527 3 года назад +1

      YouTubist?

    • @axlr8deathpls294
      @axlr8deathpls294 3 года назад +1

      @@GLiTX2527 uncultured swine (don't get offended it's a joke of wolfey intentionally having bad pronunciations of certain words, this is why he pronounces youtubers as youtubists and video as wideo also having horrendous pokemon pronunciations like arca-ni-ne unlike arca-nine)

    • @June26A7
      @June26A7 2 года назад

      To bad he doesn't do this anymore

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 3 года назад +3150

    Kyogre: _uses Water Spout_
    Oranguru: *"DO IT AGAIN."*
    Kyogre: _uses Water Spout again_
    Smeargle: *"DO IT AGAIN."*
    Lions: _BRUH_

    • @Panda10million
      @Panda10million 3 года назад +190

      Ditto and mew: *heavy breathing*

    • @gacharandom6087
      @gacharandom6087 3 года назад +158

      @@Panda10million RIGHT! they could transform into Oraguru and Smeargle and just make Kyogre... DO IT AGAIN

    • @gg_ez69lol63
      @gg_ez69lol63 3 года назад +56

      @@gacharandom6087 or they could transform into kyogre and have 3 water spouts

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 3 года назад +20

      @@gg_ez69lol63 but those would only be able to do one water spout, they wouldn’t copy or anything plus no stat boosts for helping hand

    • @gg_ez69lol63
      @gg_ez69lol63 3 года назад +4

      @@froggers8945 transformed pokemon have 5 pp on moves lol

  • @banjokazooie5431
    @banjokazooie5431 3 года назад +2978

    "Let's ignore the pokedex because its literally impossible and super exaggerated"
    *constructs a set up that has enough power to destroy all life in the universe in 1 hit*

    • @lucafornataro3752
      @lucafornataro3752 3 года назад +326

      ...3 times over

    • @_Megans_
      @_Megans_ 3 года назад +11

      lol

    • @arandominternetuser4507
      @arandominternetuser4507 3 года назад +62

      This whole argument is literally impossible and super exaggerated.

    • @TMega5612
      @TMega5612 3 года назад +139

      I mean using the games' lore Palkia, Dialga, Giratina, and Arceus can all do that independently.

    • @banjokazooie5431
      @banjokazooie5431 3 года назад +158

      @@TMega5612 True, but he said he wasnt going to use the lore to avoid a situation like this. But somehow we ended up in a situation like this anyways. Its just kind of ironic

  • @christophersurles9980
    @christophersurles9980 6 месяцев назад +93

    I love how orangutu and smeargle basically just said
    "DO IT AGAIN"

    • @sleepycady
      @sleepycady 4 месяца назад +1

      OMG THE FUNNY MEME DO IT AGAIN

  • @Mudkep_
    @Mudkep_ 3 года назад +1812

    Groudon: "Did we do it?"
    Rayquaza: "Yes"
    Groudon: "What did it cost?"
    Rayquaza: "Your brother probably being dead due to the sheer roids every pokemon gave him"

    • @lordspagetti9261
      @lordspagetti9261 3 года назад +172

      groudon:Yay now I can make the entire earth full of land and volcanos and there wont be any water

    • @lvlHive
      @lvlHive 3 года назад +284

      Groudon: "Did we do it?"
      Rayquaza: "Yes"
      Groudon: "What did it cost?"
      Kyogre: "What do you mean WE"

    • @AlexanderRM1000
      @AlexanderRM1000 3 года назад +73

      I was about to say "every pokemon except Kyogre and the ones with Water Absorb" but then realized Wide Guard defends them all against even allied spread moves (I assume?) so they're fine.

    • @trevaacin5699
      @trevaacin5699 3 года назад +61

      @@AlexanderRM1000 that wasn't even a concern anyways, since unlike surf, water spout doesn't hit allies

    • @yummynubs3646
      @yummynubs3646 3 года назад +42

      @@lordspagetti9261 Rayquaza: *slaps groudon* no bad
      Groudon: but why not?
      Rayquaza: we need to keep the 7/10 meme alive

  • @lilymuu
    @lilymuu 3 года назад +160

    This is honestly super-high-quality content. It's very well produced, but it flows so naturally. I love the way you took such a serious approach and went really in-depth to make a question that's so silly-sounding at first become genuinely enthralling.
    You're like the teacher everyone wishes they had in middle school: A teacher that makes class enjoyable by using fun subjects to disguise the fact that we're learning.

    And of course DaWoblefet is the teaching assistant who helps make it all possible.
    Thank you, Mr. Youtubist

    • @DamnStraightGaming
      @DamnStraightGaming 3 года назад +2

      I totally agree! It's very different from the usual content, but it's incredibly well put together

    • @TheUziGunner
      @TheUziGunner 3 года назад +3

      Thank you for the praise on it being well produced! Worked really hard in making it so 😁

    • @lilymuu
      @lilymuu 3 года назад +1

      @@TheUziGunner thank you for doing it!! Your hard work definitely shows

  • @Leon-pg3qt
    @Leon-pg3qt 3 года назад +7221

    As a “a billion lions is a lot of lions” supporter. I could tell as soon as he said “307 pokemon learn helping hand” that I was wrong

    • @highcard6296
      @highcard6296 3 года назад +1213

      I was on the side of the lions until this day, when World Champ Wolfey created a turn 1 battle plan of ultimate lion destruction

    • @najee_eee
      @najee_eee 3 года назад +459

      @@highcard6296 good that you now see the light

    • @Kenshin73747
      @Kenshin73747 3 года назад +187

      @@postboy2242 ultra necrozma : slaughter who called

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy 3 года назад +64

      @@highcard6296 Sadly, thats impossible, allow me to explain. You can't have 307 pokemons fight at once. Only 6.

    • @lemonydime4137
      @lemonydime4137 3 года назад +465

      @@Superbug-tf8zy 1 billion lions wouldn't cooperate either. If anything the lions would be fighting each other for territory as well as leadership. Pokemon would barely have to get involved.

  • @josecorzo5517
    @josecorzo5517 8 месяцев назад +257

    A billion lions: somehow survive*
    Groudon: it's my turn to play bro *uses earthquake

    • @cooIskeleton94
      @cooIskeleton94 7 месяцев назад +10

      lion shelter

    • @Admire-the-Sire
      @Admire-the-Sire 6 месяцев назад +5

      Groudon: runs at the lions and rips the ground open

    • @mir4geisnotafurry
      @mir4geisnotafurry 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@Admire-the-Sirelion helicopter

    • @Admire-the-Sire
      @Admire-the-Sire 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@mir4geisnotafurry Literally every legendary (besides Groudon/Kyogre): And I took that personally.

    • @mir4geisnotafurry
      @mir4geisnotafurry 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@Admire-the-Sire lion masterball

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 года назад +11429

    Ok now do every Pokemon VS 1 billion Wolfey Glicks

    • @thegrimminal9461
      @thegrimminal9461 3 года назад +580

      He knows the damage calcs, Wolfe wins easy.

    • @WishedWash
      @WishedWash 3 года назад +223

      Well Wolfe is the old world champ of pokemon, so they'd just bow down in cowering fear like the peasants they are

    • @TheoJay615
      @TheoJay615 3 года назад +96

      We only need one Wolfey. He's a pokemon master.

    • @fortniteprofessional4727
      @fortniteprofessional4727 3 года назад +40

      Mr. Wolfey could just get one pokeball the size of the sun and win

    • @AshenDust_
      @AshenDust_ 3 года назад +40

      That’s 6 billion Pokémon vs one of each Pokémon, that’s pretty easy

  • @thesharkcatbros5325
    @thesharkcatbros5325 3 года назад +837

    That one Pokémon with storm drain:
    *”I’m helping”*

    • @rhymeswithmoose228
      @rhymeswithmoose228 3 года назад +112

      I know this is probably ironic, but just in case, other pokemon could use entrainment, nullifying bad abilities.

    • @grunkleg.2934
      @grunkleg.2934 3 года назад +75

      No Pokémon in the game can only have Storm Drain as their Ability. Even then, you could always use something like Boomburst or Eruption instead

    • @laserbeacon6715
      @laserbeacon6715 3 года назад +41

      Gastrodon cries in the corner. Can't run away from lion

    • @raulnb
      @raulnb 3 года назад +31

      Weezing: let me introduce myself

    • @raulnb
      @raulnb 3 года назад +11

      (With neutralizing gas)

  • @skycastrum5803
    @skycastrum5803 3 года назад +1063

    First thoughts: There are pokemon that can fly and have range. What are lions gonna do?
    Wolfe: Proceeds to explain how Kyogre is going to 1-shot all lions in one turn.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 года назад +81

      I mean, yeah, it's a point that rayquaza could probably just camp in the sky. Well, I guess it couldn't if we're talking game mechanics, but still, it's something to consider.

    • @bruv7521
      @bruv7521 3 года назад +57

      According to the Lion's appreciators, lion ladders

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 года назад +52

      @@bruv7521
      Nah, lion ladders tend to be unstable and collapse onto hornbills.
      Wait, that's rhino/elephant/hippo/giraffe/antelope/anteater/ostrich/lion ladders.

    • @skycastrum5803
      @skycastrum5803 3 года назад +64

      Lion ladders is perfect for the pokemon. Bunch as many lions as possible together, probably have a good number taken out from their own weight. Meanwhile, the flyers will use the miraculous 200IQ move of not staying in one spot.
      On the other hand, the lions might have Scar on their side. He could use his earth bending powers to move the ground closer to the flying pokemon.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 года назад +9

      @@skycastrum5803
      Since when is Scar Toph Beifong?

  • @imthepigeonguy
    @imthepigeonguy 11 месяцев назад +218

    I love the idea of all these Pokemon getting together and scheming on how to f*ck up some lions

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs 6 месяцев назад +23

      The best part is there are more than a few Pokémon fully capable of coming up with a plan like this. Like even if the actual IQ of your average Alakazam is vastly overestimated, it’d still be smart enough to figure a strategy like this out, especially if it had help from other hyper-intelligent Pokémon like Slowking or Metagross

    • @rishiy6183
      @rishiy6183 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@swordsmancsget any 2 decently strong pokemon together and make them both use spread moves. Skips the whole setup

    • @pokemonfanmario7694
      @pokemonfanmario7694 3 месяца назад +1

      Lion Tower of Babel

    • @kevinfloresjaramillo7009
      @kevinfloresjaramillo7009 Месяц назад

      Buffing the attack with a nasty plot

  • @lordofants7283
    @lordofants7283 3 года назад +1638

    this response was one of the most generous responses in the lions favor i've seen and it still ended in an overwelming victory for the pokemon, i don't see how anyone can think the lions have a chance

    • @colmlooney5843
      @colmlooney5843 3 года назад +57

      Sorry johnny, but the reason you broke yah legs is because you couldn't clearly see how the lions would win, its quite obvious. Goddamit the first joestar to let me down...

    • @Namato360
      @Namato360 3 года назад +7

      @@colmlooney5843 How

    • @hiddendraco2607
      @hiddendraco2607 3 года назад +204

      @@colmlooney5843 how do they win? Lion stack? Lions can only hold up to 2000LB and the average lion is 400LB meaning the first Lion would be crushed and throw the stack off balance once more than 5 lions get on the stack, also how would they stack? Would the lions climb up each other? Lion shield? Them forming a massive shield would just make them a bigger target and they wouldn't increase in density, how would they survive the planet being flooded by Kyogre or being torn to shreds by a thousand earthquakes? Hell, how would they survive being just fucking deleted from existence by God?

    • @Cube-xm6vt
      @Cube-xm6vt 3 года назад +32

      @@hiddendraco2607 what if the lions all use transform to turn into arceus. 1 billion arceus>one of every pokemon

    • @hiddendraco2607
      @hiddendraco2607 3 года назад +115

      @@Cube-xm6vt Lions can't use Pokemon moves of any sort, just like Pokemon can't use lion moves which take no PP and are infinitely reusable

  • @makhseed
    @makhseed 3 года назад +350

    As a long time member of the “a billion lions is a lot of lions” Camp, I must admit this video if pretty conclusive. I think he cracked it

    • @harpot678
      @harpot678 3 года назад +7

      But he's wrong. bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Water_Spout_(move) If you see the target area on the right side, you see how it doesn't affect the 3rd foe to the right, meaning that water spout's range is limited to a maximum of 3 foes.

    • @joesos5773
      @joesos5773 3 года назад +2

      @@harpot678 You're right. All lions would have to be adjacent for them to all be hit, which isn't possible. In a 3D scenario, each water spout could kill up to 8 lions.

    • @piemaster831
      @piemaster831 3 года назад +36

      @@joesos5773 that water spout could extinguish the sun, I don't think range is its issue

    • @Sandromatic
      @Sandromatic 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, it doesn't hit all targets, it hits all adjacent targets.

    • @andyhawrylak9396
      @andyhawrylak9396 3 года назад +21

      Could just have Groudon use Earthquake instead. Wide Guard still prevents all of the Pokemon from being knocked out by it too.

  • @TheLadKC
    @TheLadKC 2 года назад +1358

    I like how he calculates rain dance when kyogre has drizzle

    • @JointFury
      @JointFury 2 года назад +62

      Water bubble tho

    • @guywholikespvp5627
      @guywholikespvp5627 2 года назад +90

      Drizzle happens instantly entrainment with water bubble takes 1 turn

    • @sayethvexus8332
      @sayethvexus8332 2 года назад +94

      If there's one of every Pokémon on the field then that means that potentially there are other Pokémon on the field with weather altering abilities. As such, it's entirely possible for it not to be raining despite Kyogre being on the field. If nothing else, Groudon alone has Drought as its only ability, to say nothing of stuff like Hippowdon, Tyranitar and Ninetales. Though all of those are rendered moot by either giving Kyogre the Blue Orb, turning it into Primal Kyogre and activating Primordial Sea, which cannot be overridden by standard weathers - only by Primal Groudon's Desolate Land or Mega Rayquaza's Delta Stream. These too are easily sorted - we just don't give Groudon the Red Orb and don't Mega Evolve Rayquaza.
      Alternatively, if the Blue Orb isn't an option for whatever reason, we just have one of the other Pokémon that's not doing anything use Rain Dance after Groudon's Drought and any other weather altering abilities have come into play.
      Going back to Rayquaza, however, he is still technically an issue due to his Air Lock ability, but he's also easily worked around by a Pokémon with Entrainment, Gastro Acid, Simple Beam or Worry Seed.
      There are various other ways the actual abilities of the other Pokémon in the battle can potentially be a problem (after all, you're using one of EVERY Pokémon), but they're all also easily worked around since you have so many that are just doing nothing.

    • @sketch3744
      @sketch3744 2 года назад +7

      @@sayethvexus8332 Anything with Storm drain literally fucks the entire thing :(

    • @sayethvexus8332
      @sayethvexus8332 2 года назад +33

      @@sketch3744 Storm Drain doesn't redirect spread moves.

  • @CHOPPERIS_GOATED
    @CHOPPERIS_GOATED 11 месяцев назад +127

    *the 4 billion unique spinda in my garage* :Am I a joke to you?

    • @generalfrag9816
      @generalfrag9816 6 месяцев назад +8

      Lol omg this is hilarious. Although he did say excluding different forms.

    • @foxeler3262
      @foxeler3262 3 месяца назад +3

      imagine just trowing all of those spindas them role play kingambit por the ability that makes u do 1.1x damage per fianted pokemon and the role play again on for example groudon

  • @STB4G
    @STB4G 3 года назад +1781

    Solgaleo: *slowly switches sides while arceus deletes the lions*

  • @jvacar
    @jvacar 3 года назад +795

    "307 Pokemon learn helping hand" is the only statement needed.
    It does Adventure Capitalist Money Damage.

    • @thewordsmith7364
      @thewordsmith7364 3 года назад +38

      Adventure Capitalist Money is a phrase i need to use

    • @C4lmaria
      @C4lmaria 3 года назад +17

      If you consider a regular pokemon needs a 75 base power to kill one single lion, since it's super effective, raising it's power to 150, that means the same regular pokemon would need 150000000000 power to kill 1 billion of them off of any spread move. To achieve that result, we would only need to gather 36/38 pokémon intelligent enough to cast helping hand on the same pokémon

    • @GoldLND
      @GoldLND 3 года назад +2

      LMAO!!! I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TOO!!!

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 3 года назад +5

      @@C4lmaria Assuming the damage is divided by the amount of lions, which it most likely isn't.

    • @PxrStx
      @PxrStx 3 года назад +1

      That's funny because I literally just got done watching a video on that game and playing it.

  • @onionhombre
    @onionhombre 3 года назад +395

    Game theory has never tackled the real issues like Wolfe has

    • @majintv24
      @majintv24 3 года назад +28

      Mattpat aint got shit on the world champ

  • @txty510
    @txty510 10 месяцев назад +153

    "Kingambit has gained strength from the fallen"

    • @ethanwallis5678
      @ethanwallis5678 6 месяцев назад +2

      lmao

    • @Admire-the-Sire
      @Admire-the-Sire 6 месяцев назад +19

      Kinggambit fainted!
      *Houndstone used Last Respects!*

    • @dansattah
      @dansattah 6 месяцев назад +5

      Any Pokémon that benefits from KOs would reach the level of legendaries at this point.

    • @cormacmccarthy1889
      @cormacmccarthy1889 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@dansattah No, WAYYYYYYYY higher.
      Assuming Kingambit is the last Pokemon alive (somehow) he will be at +1,024 physical attack

    • @yeon_ster
      @yeon_ster 2 месяца назад +1

      Magearna with soul heart:

  • @FalseSwipeGaming
    @FalseSwipeGaming 3 года назад +2703

    Editing :O
    Sick vid!

    • @Berttheturt314
      @Berttheturt314 3 года назад +13

      Hi

    • @reid1283
      @reid1283 3 года назад +146

      How good was 1 billion lions ACTUALLY?
      Edit: 4 people have made the same unoriginal joke at the same time humanity shares 3 briancells

    • @Dr._is_sleepy
      @Dr._is_sleepy 3 года назад +7

      How good was Wolfe Glick actually?

    • @diamondstrife5449
      @diamondstrife5449 3 года назад +8

      'How good where Lions actually?' video when?

    • @_jy1754
      @_jy1754 3 года назад +16

      @@reid1283 UNFORTUNATELY

  • @hanmoamo
    @hanmoamo 3 года назад +718

    This is the same of asking who would win between a city and a single nuke. Shure, the city has many people, but a nuke is till a nuke.

    • @deezknuts3058
      @deezknuts3058 3 года назад +68

      one billion people or 1 of every nuke

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 3 года назад +19

      @@deezknuts3058 Not even close, the nuke annihilates the 1 billion people like 1000 times over.

    • @dradel2050
      @dradel2050 3 года назад +59

      @@maxdrags3115 it's a trap, the nuke need at least one people to activate it.
      Though in one billion people there _will_ be at least one dumbass activating the nuke.

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 3 года назад +5

      @@dradel2050 Yea, probably.

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 3 года назад +7

      @@dradel2050 depends on how closely packed the people are. A single nuke can't kill 1 billion people but multiple definitely will.

  • @midnightmoonlit3741
    @midnightmoonlit3741 3 года назад +1216

    He forgot to mention that imposter ditto can just transform into oranguru or smeargle , adding one more instruct. Mew could also transform, but there’s a likelihood that battle already ended.

    • @I_Guess_Smoky
      @I_Guess_Smoky 3 года назад +61

      Man the battle had started and was already over

    • @Sarah_Bragg
      @Sarah_Bragg 3 года назад +16

      Oh my, let’s go even more overkill!

    • @yasd8493
      @yasd8493 3 года назад +3

      It does less damage that way, 1-2 instructs are optimal for damage

    • @arisutk3666
      @arisutk3666 3 года назад +4

      We can add zoroark to

    • @pepperisused4776
      @pepperisused4776 3 года назад +50

      It's a one turn scenario, so transform isnt an option. Also, iirc impostor only transforms into opponents, aka the lions, not something like Oranguru

  • @Timme
    @Timme 11 месяцев назад +140

    I think the funniest thing about this discussion is imagining what atrocities the pokemon could do to the lions if we go by lore/pokedex entries

    • @Ayush-kc2vx
      @Ayush-kc2vx 9 месяцев назад +5

      Rayquzay be like guys can just get off the plant and let me mega evo and destroy this plant?

    • @Ayush-kc2vx
      @Ayush-kc2vx 9 месяцев назад +4

      Meanwhile necrozoma be like:- let's cook them. Uses Z-move light that burns the sky

    • @diogoalves9284
      @diogoalves9284 9 месяцев назад +8

      If you go by pokedex any pokemon that is besides victini can never lose a battle, so somehow a magikarp with a victini can defeat a billion lions

    • @Ayush-kc2vx
      @Ayush-kc2vx 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@diogoalves9284 even without using pokedex there is no way real life animals can stand up to Pokemons. What are you gonna do if dragon types started raining meteors? Or fire type start using eruption?

    • @devindrent8505
      @devindrent8505 5 месяцев назад

      In certain cases they don’t even have to win the battle, some Pokemon, arguably just can’t lose.
      What are the lions really going to do against a metacross, the line that can fly through a moving plane without getting as much as a scratch.

  • @loresdallagamer
    @loresdallagamer 3 года назад +2413

    Someone please show this to Ludwig

  • @tear959
    @tear959 2 года назад +944

    Summarizing:
    Kyogre floods everything
    2 Pokemon incentivate two extra floods
    308 Pokemon help him
    3 Pokemon defend
    3 Pokemon break possible defenses
    The others cheer from the sidelines

    • @SukunaJJKaisen
      @SukunaJJKaisen Год назад +65

      And now because of scarlet and violet the Pokémon increase my odds attack and special attack from.cheers

    • @CM_M_M_YT
      @CM_M_M_YT Год назад +1

      i mean 307

    • @zhdaiisd871
      @zhdaiisd871 Год назад +23

      Flood everything except teammates as water Spout doesn't hit teamates

    • @alimirza4608
      @alimirza4608 Год назад +6

      But a billion lions is alot of lions

    • @swasome5821
      @swasome5821 Год назад +2

      @@SukunaJJKaisen Max special from the flatters, already.

  • @EverestBlizzard
    @EverestBlizzard 3 года назад +1294

    "1 Billion is a lot of lions bro!"
    Wolfey: "Yeah, 1.96*10^64 is a lot of damage"

  • @Bird-up
    @Bird-up 11 месяцев назад +124

    Alright, with all of this said and done; I really want to see an animation of all of this setup used to take down these lions. It'd be so much work, but be honest it'd be cool as hell seeing every trainer order their one pokémon and having Kyogre deliver the finishing blow

  • @JZblue9
    @JZblue9 3 года назад +666

    this is like if kyogre used spirit bomb and all the pokemon fueled it

    • @nulliversal925
      @nulliversal925 3 года назад +33

      spirit bomb 3 times

    • @blackattack1840
      @blackattack1840 3 года назад +21

      out here causing Noah's Ark 2 on the battlefield

    • @izahabrunner7753
      @izahabrunner7753 3 года назад +4

      Wailord in the back crying

    • @tashunagray7720
      @tashunagray7720 3 года назад +3

      @@blackattack1840 you wanna see me do it again-smeargel

    • @Orio435
      @Orio435 3 года назад +1

      but lions could stack

  • @yoaiou
    @yoaiou 3 года назад +485

    You just made the pokedex entries look a lot less exaggerated next to the actual game mechanics

    • @karajohn5504
      @karajohn5504 3 года назад +71

      legendary pokemon are only this powerful because the people praying to them are using helping hand

    • @EnriqueLaberintico
      @EnriqueLaberintico 3 года назад +19

      @@karajohn5504 well, now we now another move that Human's moveset has.

    • @FlyleafOwO
      @FlyleafOwO 2 года назад +10

      the pokedex seems more like a collection of pokemon myths, legends, and superstitions tbh

    • @Willdroyd
      @Willdroyd 2 года назад +1

      @@karajohn5504 Laughs in Wailord

  • @spiciestbirb
    @spiciestbirb Год назад +349

    We need a dex entry that alludes to this, example "This Pokemon has the power to take down 1 billion Pyroar".

    • @pedrocto9474
      @pedrocto9474 8 месяцев назад +13

      Or even better, some Elite-Four type of challenge where you fight a comically large amount of Pyroars and it ends up being easy as fuck

    • @josecorzo5517
      @josecorzo5517 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@pedrocto9474 earthquake and surf
      So easy for a swamper

  • @jorgemartinezsc1956
    @jorgemartinezsc1956 6 месяцев назад +49

    Kyogre: does more dmg than atoms of hydrogen in the sun.
    Shedinja: Pathetic.

  • @ThatPyukumuku
    @ThatPyukumuku 3 года назад +727

    Any pokemon with Snow warning would drop the temperature of the battle field to below freezing, causing the lions to die of hypothermia
    A single snover could kill a billion lions

    • @blizzard2508-k7n
      @blizzard2508-k7n 3 года назад +6

      If the lions had the same moves as fire lion, they'd probably have sunny day.

    • @astaut2659
      @astaut2659 3 года назад +86

      @@blizzard2508-k7n no they would only have normal moves, as he only took stats of pyroar, not moves

    • @intoxiouss
      @intoxiouss 3 года назад +41

      @@blizzard2508-k7n But even still, Kyogre could flood the entire universe 3x over, and even if the lions didn't die instantly from the water pressure that could crush an entire semi truck, and they could somehow swim, Lions like any other animal cannot swim forever and compared to the entire Universe they can swim a very very very small amount before their legs give out and they proceed to drown.

    • @davidvanboven2576
      @davidvanboven2576 3 года назад +8

      @@astaut2659 lions would have no moves cuz they aren't pokemons

    • @astaut2659
      @astaut2659 3 года назад +10

      @@davidvanboven2576 they will struggle then

  • @Ryan50Ryan
    @Ryan50Ryan 3 года назад +645

    What if the lions have the power of friendship? They just had a dramatic flashback to all the good times they spent together.
    Literally unbeatable.

    • @benjaminwahl8059
      @benjaminwahl8059 3 года назад +1

      more

    • @ozzy6458
      @ozzy6458 3 года назад +28

      Thats alot of friendship power

    • @sevirakalau2171
      @sevirakalau2171 3 года назад +48

      when that happens, the second water spout hits, then when they get their next boost THE NEXT instruct hits. Then when they attack they can't do anything and the pain begins again

    • @Yamanj23
      @Yamanj23 3 года назад +18

      The lions are from Akame ga kill so the power of friendship doesn't works.

    • @Jason_Altea
      @Jason_Altea 3 года назад +15

      Idk man, have you SEEN Lucario's friendship powers?

  • @sebasg4mer575
    @sebasg4mer575 2 года назад +765

    For the people who think " what about water spout hitting allies since it hits everything around? " Or whatever, there is an ability that a few pokemon have that prevents damaging allies

    • @dovahllin798
      @dovahllin798 2 года назад +197

      Water spout only hits the opponents in front of you anyways, whoever asks that hasn’t played pokemon

    • @RuffleShnorf
      @RuffleShnorf Год назад +74

      Even if it did, Kyogre wouldn't hit itself

    • @sebasg4mer575
      @sebasg4mer575 Год назад +4

      @@RuffleShnorf who said that

    • @RuffleShnorf
      @RuffleShnorf Год назад +42

      @@sebasg4mer575 no one, just proving your point further

    • @begining9807
      @begining9807 Год назад +7

      and wonder gaurd

  • @Baconator9k
    @Baconator9k 7 месяцев назад +8

    “Lion uses bite!”
    “Kyogre uses *worldwide flood* ”

  • @FrosteryGaming
    @FrosteryGaming 2 года назад +692

    1 billion Lions is now such an iconic character, he even fought the sun once

    • @anitaanita7854
      @anitaanita7854 2 года назад +19

      Yeah the ancient warrior

    • @HeadCannon19
      @HeadCannon19 2 года назад +48

      That was actually a trillion lions, it’s a common mistake to mix up these two epic warriors, but there’s a key difference: 1 billion lions is a lot of lions but 1 trillion lions is A LOT of lions

    • @anitaanita7854
      @anitaanita7854 2 года назад +4

      @@HeadCannon19 a billion is a lot and a trillion is a lot of lots ?

    • @Tidnro
      @Tidnro 2 года назад +4

      They lost tho..

    • @williamnewman8293
      @williamnewman8293 2 года назад +13

      @@Tidnro thats sorta just the fate of a billion and a trillion lions. they get destroyed each season to show how strong the new kid on the block is.

  • @AshenDust_
    @AshenDust_ 3 года назад +230

    Of any of y’all are wondering about evasion boosts, Swift is a spread move that never misses

    • @TornadoZX825
      @TornadoZX825 3 года назад +19

      Also No Guard exists

    • @apileofbacon
      @apileofbacon 3 года назад +1

      Yeah but what if the lions became ghost type when they died

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 3 года назад +3

      @@apileofbacon scrappy

    • @AshenDust_
      @AshenDust_ 3 года назад +7

      @@apileofbacon ghosts aren’t real in our world, so they wouldn’t. Even if they did, though, No Guard exists

    • @brandonharrison60162
      @brandonharrison60162 3 года назад

      @@AshenDust_ but ghosts do exist

  • @forthememes2487
    @forthememes2487 3 года назад +268

    wolfey: im going to get a noble peace prize!
    also wolfey: theoretically kills 1 billion lions 3 times over

    • @Hamuel
      @Hamuel 3 года назад +10

      Well, Alfred Nobel invented dynamite so does it really matter?

  • @josiahnava9779
    @josiahnava9779 Год назад +12

    Thank you for finally answering this plaguing question, it has torn my family in little pieces, my friends won't talk to me and the world has shunned me. Now after years, I am finally let back in to society and am now a peace, so thank you.

  • @iambabyyoda5522
    @iambabyyoda5522 3 года назад +785

    Wolfey: Does it cause a 75% reduction?
    Me: It’s 75% of the original, meaning it’s a 25% reduction.

    • @ThorsShadow
      @ThorsShadow 3 года назад +93

      I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this comment. Same with the damage roll. The lowest possible damage roll is x0.85 or 85% or a reduction of 15%. Yet, Wolfey said it's a reduction of 85% in this video. Thank god, calculators still calculate numbers correctly regardless of human error. Still love you Wolfey, keep rocking, stay safe.

    • @johanrojassoderman5590
      @johanrojassoderman5590 3 года назад +49

      Yes. I tried to overlook it the first time, but he kept smacking me in the face with it. Especially the 100%-75%-75% made me shiver.

    • @Wolf-mj1zh
      @Wolf-mj1zh 3 года назад +15

      Ah good eye on that. That means the Lions are even more dead

    • @Magis_Ghast
      @Magis_Ghast 3 года назад +14

      It's a "right answer, wrong formula... somehow..." situation... kinda.

    • @servantrider7044
      @servantrider7044 3 года назад +15

      He spoke incorrectly but was doing the math correctly. Don't worry about his terminology too hard. xD

  • @pythoniclogic7329
    @pythoniclogic7329 3 года назад +1374

    Yveltal: Flaps its wings once
    Arceus: Is just God
    Kyogre: *THE F L O O D*
    Ghost types:
    Lion 63: Why did we all agree to this again?

    • @Othermage
      @Othermage 3 года назад +137

      Lion 9723: Because Wynaut.

    • @iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310
      @iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310 3 года назад +96

      Lion 1563788: you all agreed to this?

    • @oberon1449
      @oberon1449 3 года назад +102

      Lion 153686425: I was abducted from my family and forced to fight for their amusement. Release me from my torment!

    • @oberon1449
      @oberon1449 3 года назад +51

      Lion 666: In Doom-God we trust

    • @TheBlueKio
      @TheBlueKio 3 года назад +130

      Lion 1: hey guys, welcome to my new youtube video, and today im going to do an epic gamer prank on these other 999,999,999 lions i abducted

  • @greetings1823
    @greetings1823 3 года назад +176

    Wolfey's description of why he is the best is that he is literally built different.

  • @pinkiepie5911
    @pinkiepie5911 7 месяцев назад +12

    Miraidon: … GIMMIE A SANDWICH
    Koraidon : bru, just GIMME A SANDWICH.

  • @itsdomtoo
    @itsdomtoo 3 года назад +1482

    arceus: deletes lions
    dialga: goes back in time to kill baby lions
    wailord: *munch*

    • @wholesomevibes3789
      @wholesomevibes3789 3 года назад +18

      No, Wailord fucks

    • @sodaleopard
      @sodaleopard 3 года назад +51

      @@lovelyluna773 tHe lIons woUld stAck!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!11!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!11!1!!1

    • @sodaleopard
      @sodaleopard 3 года назад +29

      @@lovelyluna773 yep, precisely why that argument makes no sense. saying that they could jump wouldn’t make sense as lions wouldn’t be able to cooperate and there’s too much weight

    • @notauri1693
      @notauri1693 3 года назад +25

      @@sodaleopard yeah, not to mention that many pokemon can easily move/fly WAAAY more fast than a lion, I don't understand why people doesn't realize this thing that can easily would give the lion the L

    • @Heaven0854
      @Heaven0854 3 года назад +11

      @@notauri1693 even if we dont use the pokedex there are pokemon that display universal ingame feats such as dialga or palkia. theres also the fact roar of times descrption states: a roar of time that distorts time itself. POKEMON STOMP

  • @Tman_Hall
    @Tman_Hall 3 года назад +856

    I almost choked on "if the lions were in a ladder they'd be stuck in pokeball tier"

    • @pt3391
      @pt3391 2 года назад +4

      I don't get it

    • @driftwisp2797
      @driftwisp2797 2 года назад +46

      @@pt3391 "Ladder" is a term used for the ranked system in a lot of games. In pokemon, the ranked system is organized into tiers based on different pokeballs, with masterball being the highest and pokeball being the lowest.

    • @pt3391
      @pt3391 2 года назад +6

      @@driftwisp2797 make sense now. Thank you

    • @theanti-baloon716
      @theanti-baloon716 2 года назад +4

      bro what are lions supposo to do if LITTERLY Any flying legendary shows up or ANY GHOST TYPE becuase the lions are normal type

    • @ArsMageis
      @ArsMageis 2 года назад +1

      @@theanti-baloon716 I'm not sure about flying types but I have heard the argument of when the lion dies it turns into a ghost thus be able to fight ghost types

  • @Aidenkun64
    @Aidenkun64 2 года назад +10581

    The real question is if 1 billion lions could even scratch a single Shedinja

    • @raulthetorchic7324
      @raulthetorchic7324 2 года назад +704

      ASKING THE TRUE QUESTIONS HERE

    • @GreatDG
      @GreatDG 2 года назад +1360

      They definitely have crunch/bite

    • @sumansaxena2277
      @sumansaxena2277 2 года назад +6

      @@GreatDG follow me walls : *exist*

    • @darkwisp7434
      @darkwisp7434 2 года назад +104

      @@GreatDG F

    • @pikasoury
      @pikasoury 2 года назад +216

      No because scratch is a normal type move

  • @MedicJigglypuff
    @MedicJigglypuff 5 месяцев назад +17

    One Billion Lions: *proceed to attack.*
    It doesn't affect Misdreavus...

    • @alexander1274
      @alexander1274 3 месяца назад

      Until they use bite

    • @shellder_gaming
      @shellder_gaming 2 месяца назад

      @@alexander1274 yeah

    • @JustRaii.
      @JustRaii. 2 месяца назад +1

      @@alexander1274Because lions biting won’t be a dark type move, it wouldn’t even affect ghost types. Or will it *vsauce music plays*
      Because lions aren’t Pokemon, they won’t be normal types. That means they’re typeless. Typeless moves hit ghost types.

    • @Taijirai
      @Taijirai Месяц назад

      ​@JustRaii. I agree with you, but if it is typless damage it can't harm Shedinja, and if it is typed then it follows standard type restricitions. Either way there is a way out for one Pokemon or another

    • @JustRaii.
      @JustRaii. Месяц назад

      @@Taijirai dont worry. every mon uses helping hand on a torkoal and it’ll erupt all the lions
      i’m not saying i’m on the lions side, it’s just that your arguments on why the pokemon win are wrong

  • @crppledizzle9374
    @crppledizzle9374 2 года назад +341

    Kyogre with 300+ helping hands at once:
    A firebender can only experience this power once every one hundred years...
    * water spouts *

    • @ThatPillow
      @ThatPillow Год назад +16

      Ah yes, fire bending, if only there was a water version to fit more thenatically

    • @Lordofhate-ga5
      @Lordofhate-ga5 Год назад +12

      And fuck it let's tera water Kyogre

    • @somerandomguywholikesULTRAKILL
      @somerandomguywholikesULTRAKILL Год назад +6

      ⁠@@Lordofhate-ga5 fuck it lets primal, dynamax AND tera water kyogre

    • @Lordofhate-ga5
      @Lordofhate-ga5 Год назад +2

      @@somerandomguywholikesULTRAKILL in rain

    • @mikegfff5236
      @mikegfff5236 Год назад +2

      Then we give oranguru and Kroger Z bands and let the chaos unfold

  • @jeremysaklad6703
    @jeremysaklad6703 2 года назад +563

    13:52 I disagree: the amount of times over you could KO these lions is *very* funny.

    • @alexbaribeault
      @alexbaribeault 2 года назад +10

      Said the same thing

    • @elwe281
      @elwe281 2 года назад +1

      it will only get tiresome in the 19234488484829 time they kill the lions

  • @galaxypedestalfan
    @galaxypedestalfan 3 года назад +269

    I was going to say that this couldn’t be possible because there would be no trainer, but then I remembered that Alakazam is smart.

    • @The_Mister_E
      @The_Mister_E 3 года назад +69

      And that the previously mentioned Oranguru has been seen participating in battles as the part of a trainer, sending out Pokémon and giving out move commands.

    • @mightguy3578
      @mightguy3578 3 года назад +22

      And oranguru can give commands to Pokémon and is smart

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 3 года назад +26

      @@mightguy3578 so now they're OP, thay have 2 trainers.

    • @High2Lows
      @High2Lows 3 года назад +38

      also metagross and mewtwo. pokemon in general are also pretty smart.

    • @PrismaAce
      @PrismaAce 3 года назад +9

      @@marcazm1349 i agree, look at chess for an example, computers are better than people at chess. pokemon and chess are so similar

  • @JamesMumford-yi6dt
    @JamesMumford-yi6dt 5 месяцев назад +12

    Bro 1 billion lions couldn’t even do a dent in stakataka

  • @wooloosupremacy9484
    @wooloosupremacy9484 2 года назад +1157

    Now make Kyogre terastallize into a water type.

  • @ultimateabsol1268
    @ultimateabsol1268 3 года назад +1331

    “What about the lion ladder?”
    “If the lions were on the ladder they’d be stuck in Pokéball tier”
    Underrated joke lmao

    • @TomAmit42
      @TomAmit42 3 года назад +9

      can anyone explain that particular joke to me?

    • @trunks4435
      @trunks4435 3 года назад +112

      @@TomAmit42 pokeball tier is the lowest ladder tier in competitive pokemon (the game).

    • @TomAmit42
      @TomAmit42 3 года назад +22

      @@trunks4435 oh so it's mostly just a word-play, yes?

    • @trunks4435
      @trunks4435 3 года назад +28

      @@TomAmit42 yeah I guess you can say that

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 3 года назад +1

      @@trunks4435 Oh whoops, I thought the joke was that the higher up you go on the ladder the fewer there are at maximum effectiveness.

  • @schaffs2
    @schaffs2 2 года назад +667

    Imagine all the lions watching a man strategize the best way to utterly decimate all of the lions millions of times over

    • @dashieprodx
      @dashieprodx 2 года назад +15

      idk man that's a lot of lions though

    • @MM126.90
      @MM126.90 2 года назад +20

      sadly a million is not even close to how many times over they would be killed

    • @beenieweenie1986
      @beenieweenie1986 2 года назад +1

      Yeah but the lions can use snatch and steal all the effects he wants to use then obliterate the pokemon

    • @Tt-The-Creative
      @Tt-The-Creative 2 года назад +5

      @@beenieweenie1986 does pyroar learn snatch? The lions are basically normal type pyroar.

    • @creppersaurusrex2300
      @creppersaurusrex2300 2 года назад +2

      @@Tt-The-Creative Just checked, they don't

  • @s.e.n3264
    @s.e.n3264 11 месяцев назад +12

    This can be answered in two minutes. Lions are normal animals. So mono normal type. Basically just Pyroar without fire, and only normal moves.
    Bring out Marshadow and it's over. Stab fighting against normal lions, and immune to all normal moves.
    Marshadow can easily solo 1 billion lions.

    • @soumyadityaagarwalla1517
      @soumyadityaagarwalla1517 4 месяца назад +2

      Marshadow does not have infinite pp, or is that move spread move ? Don't know

  • @-zsh
    @-zsh 2 года назад +1029

    technically you could have ditto and mew transform into smeargle aswell. gives you 2 more instructs or any other setup youd like

    • @IntuitionTickler
      @IntuitionTickler 2 года назад +171

      How many more times do you want to kill lions?
      You:Yes

    • @gittesanddahl9873
      @gittesanddahl9873 2 года назад +39

      Then that would be 2 turns

    • @-zsh
      @-zsh 2 года назад +33

      shit, ur right. at least for mew you are. mew can do other setup stuff then. but ditto has imposter ability so theres at least 1 more there

    • @gittesanddahl9873
      @gittesanddahl9873 2 года назад +30

      @@-zsh but imposter will make it tranform into a lion

    • @luckytheleprechaun1304
      @luckytheleprechaun1304 2 года назад +4

      @@-zsh Ok, but ditto doesnt always have imposter. so it can just transform into smeargle

  • @bonkmaykr
    @bonkmaykr 3 года назад +780

    I feel like I just watched a dude spend 20 minutes ranting about how noah's ark happened.

  • @KoenvMeijel
    @KoenvMeijel 3 года назад +568

    lion stans please note, this wasn't even kyogre's primal form

    • @austinwilding1602
      @austinwilding1602 3 года назад +61

      @@grunkleg.2934 Magic Room was used in this scenario though, so Primal Kyogre does do more damage

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 3 года назад +7

      @@austinwilding1602 does primal kyogre activate if items don't?

    • @echo-rose
      @echo-rose 3 года назад +64

      @@goggles8691 It does indeed. There are restrictions to what Magic Room is able to turn off, and among the items it cannot disable are the Primal Reversion orbs, Mega Stones, and Z Crystals.

    • @austinwilding1602
      @austinwilding1602 3 года назад +59

      @@echo-rose Additionally, Primal Kyogre would go through its primal reversion before magic room ever went up, because it activates as kyogre hits the battlefield, so even if magic room stopped blue orb from activating, it wouldn't apply in this scenario.

    • @echo-rose
      @echo-rose 3 года назад +2

      @@austinwilding1602 very true :3

  • @SubZero1w
    @SubZero1w 11 месяцев назад +30

    Kyogre: man fuck this place 🌊 🌊 🌊

  • @ruudvisser4293
    @ruudvisser4293 3 года назад +121

    I shouldn't have been surprised at how much you've thought about this after watching the Panda video where you instantly replied that you thought about that and wanted to eat Scatterbug

  • @Moss_Dude
    @Moss_Dude 3 года назад +1320

    Kyogre: Have you ever been hit by the end of the universe twice in a row?
    Lions: No
    Oranguru: *W* *O* *U* *L* *D* *Y* *O* *U* *L* *I* *K* *E* *T* *O* *?*
    Smeargle: Laughs in the background

    • @randomname9291
      @randomname9291 3 года назад +6

      What can kyogre do? I’ve heard people mentioning him multiple times but I don’t understand it

    • @damianwilson8974
      @damianwilson8974 3 года назад +54

      @@randomname9291 use water spout

    • @randomname9291
      @randomname9291 3 года назад +27

      @@damianwilson8974 yeah I’m just stupid, I read the comments before watching the video

    • @DaichiMatsu
      @DaichiMatsu 3 года назад +3

      Astalos.... Love the pfp, my favorite of the four

    • @jeeneeuz
      @jeeneeuz 3 года назад +3

      @@randomname9291 Watch pokemon generations episode 8 and you'll see that Kyogre can solo the puny lions lmao

  • @spiciestbirb
    @spiciestbirb Год назад +1308

    '1 billion lions is a lot of lions'
    The thing is, 6.88x10^64 damage is a lot of damage.

    • @waitingfortheequinnox
      @waitingfortheequinnox Год назад +41

      True. A billion only equates to 10^9; the lions were damned from the start

    • @fizor1855
      @fizor1855 Год назад +49

      dont be shy, just say 68800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 damage

    • @TheUnderwearSauce
      @TheUnderwearSauce Год назад +1

      But Pokemon is turn based

    • @fizor1855
      @fizor1855 Год назад +19

      @@TheUnderwearSauce if you watched the video they can kill all the lions in 1 turn, and if the lions move first than presumably they also only get 1 move

    • @mrdanthepan828
      @mrdanthepan828 Год назад +16

      ​​@@TheUnderwearSauceThe lions don't have priority. Meaning the pokemon go first.

  • @evandercaldwell9993
    @evandercaldwell9993 5 месяцев назад +10

    We need to start measuring Pokemon in Lionpower, like Cars in Horsepower!!

  • @haribansgill3103
    @haribansgill3103 3 года назад +726

    another argument I just came up with as a counter to my own argument:
    "how could the pokemon devise such a plan without a trainer?"
    "mewtwo"

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly 3 года назад +183

      Alakazam is said to be smarter and that one orangutan from Alola is said to use Pokeballs and command others.

    • @picklenik9658
      @picklenik9658 3 года назад +121

      Or Deoxys too, heck, even Kadabra or Gardevoir and said to be smart enough to probably devise a helping hand nuclear bomb.

    • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
      @the_apotecary_from_tf2 3 года назад +33

      Or other 20061005 Pokémon smarter than a supercomputer

    • @ndf0715
      @ndf0715 3 года назад +42

      @@the_apotecary_from_tf2 like metagross

    • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
      @the_apotecary_from_tf2 3 года назад +4

      Man did you readed my mind?

  • @Mswordx23
    @Mswordx23 3 года назад +333

    As soon as I learned how OP spread damage is in ratio of how many targets it has: "Well, the lions are fucked."

    • @ewan1118
      @ewan1118 3 года назад +5

      only 5 at a time

    • @davidvanboven2576
      @davidvanboven2576 3 года назад +3

      @@ewan1118 exactly, kyogre cant hit all 1 billion lions

    • @durianodialos9387
      @durianodialos9387 3 года назад +22

      @@davidvanboven2576 You didn't watch the entire video, as he specifically mentions that the prompt is not all pokemon vs 1 billion lions 5 at a time, adding in new rules, etc etc. Therefore, anything you say doesn't count because you didn't actually pay attention.

    • @aetimes2
      @aetimes2 3 года назад +11

      ​@@ewan1118 in the game, 5 pokemon is the limit only because hordes spawn with up to 5 pokemon. since we're fighting 1 billion pokemon, it can hit all of the pokemon. we're not fighting them one/five at a time.

    • @thespookypissman1749
      @thespookypissman1749 3 года назад +2

      but a billion is a lot of lions

  • @tomthetank9044
    @tomthetank9044 3 года назад +119

    Imagine having to sit through 307 helping hand animations, and then over 50 role play animations

    • @barbara3857
      @barbara3857 3 года назад +2

      OMG LMAO

    • @benbenblob9856
      @benbenblob9856 3 года назад +12

      The lions would die of boredom

    • @wutmagna7222
      @wutmagna7222 3 года назад +6

      Turn off animations lol

    • @iZetto1
      @iZetto1 3 года назад +1

      @RENEE PARK super simple button masher, keyboard autoclicker

    • @haelstrom101
      @haelstrom101 3 года назад

      They wouldn't, they'd just eat them while they're tryna use their move. Nobody says that they have to wait for their opponents

  • @Koopaperson
    @Koopaperson 3 месяца назад +8

    I know how the lions can win. They simply need around 10^64 lions because that’s how many lions it takes to recreate the Big Bang and completely obliterate all the Pokémon

  • @MissTwistedRose
    @MissTwistedRose 3 года назад +334

    *all the lions are KOed*
    *Kyogre sinks the Planet* 🐳
    Team Aqua: Finally.

    • @pledgenexus
      @pledgenexus 3 года назад +2

      Lmfaooo! Best Comment Ever xD

    • @Estra_Estra
      @Estra_Estra 3 года назад

      all it took was LIONS

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 7 месяцев назад +3

      Correction: destroys the Galaxy x3 and creates a new universe (I can provide the math if you want)
      Cyrus: I didn’t need Palkia and Dialga after all?

  • @tristanross7673
    @tristanross7673 3 года назад +161

    "That literally wouldn't do anything to help, because a billion is only 10^12"
    best line in the video.

  • @liamm113
    @liamm113 3 года назад +264

    Love how wolfe didn't even bring up ghost types bc there's literally no reason to with his argument

    • @rjante2236
      @rjante2236 3 года назад +13

      Lions can bite though

    • @liamm113
      @liamm113 3 года назад +15

      @@Naxtor72 ay shut up that argument isn't relevant for the sole reason I say it isn't bc im on the internet and whatever I say goes bc I'm naive

    • @liamm113
      @liamm113 3 года назад +16

      @@Naxtor72 real talk tho they are lions, not multiple pyroar in the case of the classic ghost type argument

    • @juanin200
      @juanin200 3 года назад

      @@Naxtor72 A lot of ghosts have curse body, combine that with a focus sash or a berry that weakens dark super-effective damage and ghosts can hit back as hard as they want

    • @zeuslevizapanta197
      @zeuslevizapanta197 3 года назад +34

      Let's be honest this argument is so easy to answer. What are they gonna do if Arcues uses Judgment from above? What are they gonna do if Rayquaza uses Dragon Ascent and be a literal meteor. What are they gonna do if Kyogre decides to make a tsunami. What are they gonna do if Groudon can literally make earthquakes. Lions have numbers but unless they can fly/swim they have literally no chance of winning

  • @guts60
    @guts60 11 месяцев назад +50

    I always found this debate dumb, until it became a joke. Then I loved it. Because there are a few people who take this seriously and believe that the lions can win, let alone live. There is a magma snail hotter than the sun; literal gods of time, space, dimension, and also _the_ God; a waifumon that can summon black holes at will; and an undead bug that the lions wouldn’t even be able to damage

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon 10 месяцев назад +1

      not really true on the last part, struggle would still hit through wonder guard.

    • @guts60
      @guts60 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@sinteleon I am assuming that lions do not have magical powers, thus anything they do is considered “normal”. Even an action like biting, which is a dark type move that would work against Shedinja, is “normal” because there is no magic behind it. And “normal”, be it the type or just existing as a regular state, cannot damage Shedinja.
      It is both the action and the fact that Pokémon are magical creatures that give moves their types. For example, what makes bite different from bug bite, thus permitting different typings? It’s used by a bug type Pokémon, of course! So then why doesn’t “bite” become bug bite when used by a bug type Pokémon? Because although some qualifications were fulfilled, you still need the magic aspect.
      A regular lion, backed into a corner, desperately struggling does not mean he is suddenly using a bug type move. He is a lion, lacking entirely in magic. There his struggling is a regular state of struggling, “normal”, and not the magic “normal” energy nor the magic “bug” energy.
      I probably could have said this in a way simpler way, but basically the TL;DR is that regular Earth lions from our universe possess zero magical abilities and thus cannot apply Pokémon types to their actions such as “biting” or “struggling”

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@guts60 struggle isn't bug type, it's typeless, and bypasses most typing checks, including wonder guard. It's literally used when there is no other moves available to be used (aka no more of this magic thing you count as moves), which in this case, counts. If anything, if we go by your logic, regular normal type moves are still magic, and anything the lion does would fall into the same category as struggle, because it by definition is used when there is no more magic left.
      (and yes, normal type moves should be considered magic, like hyper beam and leer whatnot)

    • @guts60
      @guts60 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@sinteleon YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. Oh my god, I was thinking of “struggle bug”. All these years of pokemon, I feel like a moron. I am sorry

    • @retinazer7652
      @retinazer7652 4 месяца назад

      lions would win because… a billion lions is a lotta lions

  • @slipping4415
    @slipping4415 3 года назад +176

    0:18 That was a perfect opportunity to put dracovish in the video

    • @mr_fish44
      @mr_fish44 3 года назад +9

      I agree

    • @WishedWash
      @WishedWash 3 года назад +4

      *Dracowish

    • @patriciap6805
      @patriciap6805 3 года назад

      bruh dracovish would outclass the others without *question*

  • @Snas-nm2ij
    @Snas-nm2ij 3 года назад +499

    The lions don’t ever win because even without that amazing strategy..... they can’t touch shedinja

    • @hearthatomjoel
      @hearthatomjoel 3 года назад +49

      OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT people keep saying that crunch and bite are dark type moves so they can hit ghost types but shedinja is like no they cant touch me all they can do is cry

    • @Lucaazade
      @Lucaazade 3 года назад +8

      @@hearthatomjoel Shedinja is a ghost type tho

    • @skybattler2624
      @skybattler2624 3 года назад +7

      @@Lucaazade Sturninja says hi

    • @atree86
      @atree86 3 года назад +13

      @@skybattler2624 sturdinja can also wait till they all starve since sturdinja is a ghost.

    • @toviahbarnwell95
      @toviahbarnwell95 3 года назад +4

      @@hearthatomjoel Bite would kill a shedinja

  • @DrVella
    @DrVella 3 года назад +309

    a few hundred lions: live from friendship
    Oranguru & Smeargal: Do it again

    • @catherineling5437
      @catherineling5437 3 года назад +7

      Lives from protect

    • @thegunfireguy7447
      @thegunfireguy7447 3 года назад +13

      @@catherineling5437 kyogre ready to do it again for turn 2 :

    • @2EntireLegs
      @2EntireLegs 3 года назад +12

      @@catherineling5437 feint lifted protect already

    • @zohaibhossain821
      @zohaibhossain821 3 года назад +1

      @@thegunfireguy7447 wait i remember you from pokemon showdown lobby chat

    • @SeeMyEvil
      @SeeMyEvil 3 года назад +3

      i can see it evil face injoying it.

  • @matroqueta6825
    @matroqueta6825 Год назад +43

    Me: If the pokemon are allowed to hold items, so are the lions, every lion can hold a focus band. Statistically 10% of the lions will survive resulting in an average of a hundred million lions after one water spout. After three water spouts thanks to instruct, the average lion count is reduced to one million lions, which is still sufficient to KO every remaining pokemon.
    Wolfey: Magic room.

    • @adamhogan5442
      @adamhogan5442 7 месяцев назад +8

      Then kyogre runs kings rock and flinches them

    • @PauloHenrique-op9zw
      @PauloHenrique-op9zw 5 месяцев назад +5

      When he said: Mat Block... You should know the Lions are doomed

    • @Ixs4i
      @Ixs4i 3 месяца назад +4

      its the fact that the kyogre oneshot isnt even all the pokemon. even if you wanna argue wide guard and focus sashes and all that, we have enough pokemon that can move first and break all that before the one shot setup even begins

  • @mattfenner7824
    @mattfenner7824 3 года назад +125

    Me seeing the video title: "Oh, what a funny meme topic."
    Wolfe: "First, we need to establish our methodology."
    Me: "Oh, he's taking this seriously...
    This just got better."

  • @weaverreaver4448
    @weaverreaver4448 3 года назад +93

    This video when it gets into the mechanics of how the battle could go makes me imagine a yugioh match where one player just never finishes their turn and does increasingly more ridiculous stuff. I love it.

    • @nickniehaus1763
      @nickniehaus1763 3 года назад +6

      Going infinite in magic the gathering

    • @joema_art
      @joema_art 3 года назад +2

      Pole position shenanigans in yugioh are so fun to witness

  • @avocado1714
    @avocado1714 Год назад +1194

    One billion may be a lot of lions, but 1 vintillion is a LOT a lot of damage

    • @Jigmig
      @Jigmig Год назад +14

      Flex tape

    • @dragtox
      @dragtox Год назад +64

      1 perish song is enof

    • @saberbiggestglazer
      @saberbiggestglazer Год назад +16

      ​@@dragtoxyoure goddamn right

    • @palermo213
      @palermo213 Год назад +3

      ever heard of protect? or focus sash

    • @shutup342
      @shutup342 Год назад +18

      @@palermo213L arguement, lions cant use protect nor can they equip items

  • @glitterishhh
    @glitterishhh 7 месяцев назад +3

    >"make sure it's raining"
    >forgets kyogre invented drizzle

  • @MegaChickenonastick
    @MegaChickenonastick 3 года назад +574

    When your friend is explaining his combo in magic

    • @ma.yf06
      @ma.yf06 3 года назад +28

      "Well you see because i activated this effect last turn and i casted this creature which does this when it enters the battlefield and then i casted this instant and you blocked with these creatures... you take 3 damage and i gain 14 life. Oh and i use this artifacts ability, make that 16 life."

    • @chikin5663
      @chikin5663 3 года назад +2

      Nice pfp.

    • @oberon1449
      @oberon1449 3 года назад +6

      @@ma.yf06 Ah, but I used this enchantment to double all token creation which is doubled again by this sorcery so I spawned 345 tokens all of which get sacrificed to this creature I summon with devour and then because I have this creature with this effect, you take 1 damage for each and I gain 1 life for each.

    • @august4476
      @august4476 3 года назад +2

      @@oberon1449 But you’ve forgotten something, and that’s that I have an enchantment which states that whenever I take damage, I create a token creature with the ability “as long as this token creature is on the battlefield, if your life total would be reduced below 1, it becomes 1 instead,” as well as another enchantment that says “whenever you take damage, each opponent takes the same amount of damage”, so we all take 345 damage, however I survive and create 345 tokens.

    • @oberon1449
      @oberon1449 3 года назад +2

      @@august4476 But I did that on purpose because I have a combo of Lich's Mastery and Jace, Wielder of Mysteries and as such, I just won.

  • @BlackSalamander439
    @BlackSalamander439 3 года назад +244

    Litleo, Pyroar and Solgaleo: I'm playing both sides so I always come out on top

    • @HeroG9000
      @HeroG9000 3 года назад +16

      Luxray Lucia Shinx

    • @quadri136
      @quadri136 3 года назад +2

      Zygarde (whichever percent has the dog form of it)

    • @Mo0tGD
      @Mo0tGD 3 года назад +8

      @@quadri136 lions are cats 😬👎

    • @benikujaku4567
      @benikujaku4567 3 года назад +2

      Kyogre: you know I could use Surf instead‚ right?

    • @madnessarcade7447
      @madnessarcade7447 3 года назад

      @@HeroG9000 lynx not lions

  • @FlamingZelda3
    @FlamingZelda3 3 года назад +636

    The argument literally stops at "Pokemon get helping hand and surf"

    • @colmlooney5843
      @colmlooney5843 3 года назад +18

      No, because again... that's *alot* of lions

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 3 года назад +126

      @@colmlooney5843 The counter-argument to "that's a lotta lions" is the Phil Swift classic: *THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE*

    • @colmlooney5843
      @colmlooney5843 3 года назад +9

      @@Nat_the_Chicken The counter-argument to "that's a lotta damage" is the average lion enjoyer classic: *THAT'S A LOTTA LIONS*

    • @hiddendraco2607
      @hiddendraco2607 3 года назад +8

      @@colmlooney5843 Arceus is literally shown to be god in the anime games and Pokedex and has infinite power, Arceus can literally just delete the lions from existence

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 3 года назад +4

      @@hiddendraco2607 This was the one reply thread where we weren't madly throwing cobbled-together bits of logic at each other and I found it quite refreshing, so please don't take it seriously, thank you

  • @orangegamingsystem2682
    @orangegamingsystem2682 7 месяцев назад +4

    That one lion that was scared and used protect: Am I a joke to you. Pokemon Trainer: Do it again.

  • @generalzeta7000
    @generalzeta7000 3 года назад +544

    The real question is "How many lions can each pokemon solo?"

    • @Ice_type
      @Ice_type 2 года назад +58

      @PAPITO ryan yes lets see caterpie murder 6 lions

    • @zeth1784
      @zeth1784 2 года назад +54

      @@Ice_type yea and let's see arceus erase every lion from existence.but it would be funny to see caterpie try to run away from 6 lions

    • @speedyboi1471
      @speedyboi1471 2 года назад +16

      @@Ice_type all pokemon can learn toxic, so any pokemon should be able to at least take some lions down with them, even caterpie

    • @generalzeta7000
      @generalzeta7000 2 года назад

      @Nameless *Thanos snap*

    • @chiedoziemuoma6419
      @chiedoziemuoma6419 2 года назад +1

      @@generalzeta7000 Chronomon Then BURNS THE POKEMON ALIVE WITH HOLY FLARE AND CORONA!

  • @Bitterswheat
    @Bitterswheat Год назад +700

    We just wanted to beat the lions. In our lust for power, we ruined everything. Kyogre's Waterspout flooded our homes, then it flooded the lands. We lived in submarines until the water pushed us out of the atmosphere. After 2 months it still didn't stop, Kyogre kept spouting water beyond our now drowned planet, and into space. "Earth" was now a mass of water with a rock inside. The remaining atmosphere being pushed outward by the Kyogre core was incredibly thin, but enough for us to get by. We lived in submarines for a while as we floated outward into space, but it was clear the end is near. It's been 3 months now since the day of desolation and our projections say that soon we will collide with neighboring planets, a force big enough to destroy our entire solar system and even damage beyond. Even if we miraculously dodge them, our mass will soon be half the mass of the sun. As we get closer to the size of the sun, the scientists say the weight of the gravity of the water bubble will collapse on itself, heating up until the hydrogen and oxygen molecules break apart and form light, essentially, a new star. The destruction of our solar system, and the birth of the brightest star on our side of the Milky Way. All this, just to prove the 1 billion lions is in fact, not a lot of lions. God will not forgive us, nor should he.

    • @cloudberry._jam
      @cloudberry._jam Год назад +66

      We later tried to evaporate all the water with Groudon. It worked, but with dangerous effects. Everyone was dead due to the lack of water.

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 Год назад +27

      gen 3 moment

    • @Gatrehs
      @Gatrehs Год назад +28

      No it didn't, We defined earlier that this battle did not happen on earth.

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 Год назад +16

      @@Gatrehs You must be really fun at parties.

    • @Gatrehs
      @Gatrehs Год назад +9

      @@silversonome5360 Well I don't go to parties because they go in one of two ways
      1. I have a seizure because of my epilepsy
      2. I get to be the babysitter

  • @PokemonArchives
    @PokemonArchives 3 года назад +269

    "Thel lions would be stuck in Pokeball tier." LMAO what an underrated line

    • @DylanC333
      @DylanC333 3 года назад +1

      Thats the only line in this video i didn't get, can someone explain please?

    • @shiinozaki
      @shiinozaki 3 года назад +3

      @@DylanC333 He was talking about the tiering system for online battles in SwSh. There's the Unranked, Poke ball, Great Ball, Ultra Ball, and Master Ball tier.

    • @DylanC333
      @DylanC333 3 года назад +1

      @@shiinozaki I assumed it was a sort of ranking system but is he just saying that stacking up the lions would barely make then any stronger or is there some other joke here?

    • @shiinozaki
      @shiinozaki 3 года назад +4

      @@DylanC333 Yeah, that's the joke.