Touhou TD but it’s low budget

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @Aur1361
    @Aur1361 2 года назад +107

    "be sure to like subsrcibe and convert to taoism" - famous miko last words

    • @dsg5528
      @dsg5528 2 года назад +11

      Considering she says that after being told to say goodbye to her family, we are the Miko's family

  • @TheLawful
    @TheLawful 2 года назад +186

    chiruno magically appearing out of thin air after 2 months to upload a touhou video and vanishes for another year right after it uploads

  • @dolphin550
    @dolphin550 2 года назад +88

    I died of laughter when Futo started speaking Mandarin and wanted to play UNO.

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- Год назад +1

      She casually said "Marisa best character btw"

  • @BeijingBovine
    @BeijingBovine 2 года назад +213

    Not gonna lie, the Kogasa jumpscare got me
    You win this round, Tatara

    • @nriusx1832
      @nriusx1832 2 года назад +18

      Kogasa finally did it

    • @jijithirdeye
      @jijithirdeye 2 года назад +6

      i get a heart attack when jumpscare

    • @manuelmoreno9814
      @manuelmoreno9814 2 года назад

      the kogasa part was cruel

    • @kshope855
      @kshope855 Год назад

      I've seen this comment first then the jumpscare but damn the jumpscare really got me there

    • @manuelmoreno9814
      @manuelmoreno9814 Год назад

      @@kshope855 :Kogasad:

  • @nepsoundfont4035
    @nepsoundfont4035 2 года назад +40

    this is proof that quality has nothing to do with your budget, only how you spend the budget

  • @deredevilgui
    @deredevilgui 2 года назад +119

    I like these low budget series. They are unique imo.

    • @zsaidmiranda4971
      @zsaidmiranda4971 2 года назад +10

      they are anything but unique wdym lol

    • @deredevilgui
      @deredevilgui 2 года назад +3

      @@zsaidmiranda4971I ment as I usually don't see anyone else do a low budget series of a game.

    • @zsaidmiranda4971
      @zsaidmiranda4971 2 года назад +5

      @@deredevilgui well, its quite common in touhou

    • @Bhavaagra
      @Bhavaagra 2 года назад +2

      kid named ciryes

    • @Ubermenschgaming_
      @Ubermenschgaming_ Год назад

      kid named Hecc Onlyfans

  • @4500zenja
    @4500zenja 2 года назад +67

    So the text Boat Girl is saying at 3:18 or smth like that is probably that:
    "hi im a character from Touhou"
    "welcome to my place random girl"
    "i was born in japan lol chinese google sucks"
    "marisa is the best touhou character"
    and then there's an one-frame text, maybe I'll translate if nobody against it

    • @AJD558
      @AJD558 2 года назад +11

      ancient plate waman

    • @notletiuldawg
      @notletiuldawg 2 года назад

      It says the following: Chinese! Communist traitors have enslaved the mainland for nearly seven decades and plundered it beyond recognition. China is in ruins and ridiculed by the whole world. Under the robber regime of the Communist Party, countless lives were taken away. We must never allow suffering to happen again. Long live the 1911 Revolution! Long live the Three Principles of the People, Long live the Little New Republic of China! Tiananmen Square Xi Jinping is a dictator Free Hong Kong Free Taiwan

    • @xx4931xx
      @xx4931xx 2 года назад +1

      I put that one-frame text into google translate and it translated to...
      Chinese! Communist traitors have enslaved the mainland for nearly seventy years,
      and plundered it beyond recognition. China is in ruins and ridiculed by the whole world. Under the robber regime of the Communist Party, countless lives were taken away. We must never allow suffering to happen again. Long live the Revolution of 1911! Long live the Three Principles of the People, Long live the Little New Republic of China!
      Tiananmen Square Xi Jinping is a dictator Free Hong Kong Free Taiwan

    • @coolfae
      @coolfae Год назад

      the one frame says “Chinese people! Communist traitors have enslaved the continent for nearly seventy years and plundered it beyond recognition. China is in ruins, ridiculed all over the world. Under the gangster regime of the Communist Party, countless lives were taken away from temples. We must not let Fang die again. •Long live the Revolution of 1911! Sanmin Xing Wanting God Long live the Republic of China! . Xi Jinping in Tiananmen Square Free Hong Kong Free Taiwan”

    • @Iceyisred
      @Iceyisred Год назад +1

      Uhhh id prefer not to translate it

  • @aaa-uc6el
    @aaa-uc6el 2 года назад +68

    Lel futo speaking chinese is funny, especially when i understand them

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 года назад +5

      Oh? What did she say?

    • @Aur1361
      @Aur1361 2 года назад

      Yea what did she says

    • @TheHongKonger
      @TheHongKonger 2 года назад +55

      In order:
      “Hello, I’m Mononobe no Futo from Touhou Ten Desires”
      “Who is this girl who’s randomly visiting my house”
      “I was born in Japan haha hello Chinese google sucks ass”
      “Marisa is the best Touhou character”
      The part that flashed on the screen for a frame is extremely based, it says:
      “Chinese people! The communist bandits have enslaved China for 70 years, and have robbed it beyond recognition. China has become a wasteland, and is the laughingstock of the world. Under the bandit regime of the Communist Party, countless lives have been taken. We cannot allow such atrocities to happen again. Long live the Xinhai Revolution! Long live the Three Principles of the People! Long live the new Republic of China! Tiananmen Square, Xi Jinping is a dictator, free Hong Kong, free Taiwan”
      Ps. I suck at Chinese, and the Chinese here doesn’t look like it was written by a native speaker (I suspect translation software), so both of these factors might mean this translation sucks ass more than Chinese google.

    • @aaa-uc6el
      @aaa-uc6el 2 года назад +10

      @@TheHongKonger yes as a hong konger i can confirm thats wat she said so fking funny XD
      P.s. good bye to your social credits national security team is coming

    • @Merciless_Marbles
      @Merciless_Marbles 2 года назад +2

      @@TheHongKonger this is right don't worry

  • @ApolonioQuiosco
    @ApolonioQuiosco 2 года назад +12

    0:50: Because of you, now I can't listen to that soundtrack without thinking of an explosion along with trespassing, thanks...

  • @volkoffhalo2690
    @volkoffhalo2690 2 года назад +26

    touhou 7, Yuyuko: I'm hungry! I'll kill you!
    touhou 13, Yuyuko: I'm fine, I'm eating
    1:15 that's why she is only the boss of stage 1

  • @YokusaHHart
    @YokusaHHart 2 года назад +21

    My favourite thing about this vid is that it's Yoshika who's the smart one

  • @rapt0rcz
    @rapt0rcz 2 года назад +17

    3:10 they did my girl Tojiko dirty

  • @aterfoswk5372
    @aterfoswk5372 2 года назад +21

    Finally I've been waiting for 4-no, 5000 years for this

  • @vargwardwad4459
    @vargwardwad4459 2 года назад +9

    I love how despite not expecting it (forgot she was there in the game) the tatara jumpscare didn't surprise me.

  • @tea-cat-morin
    @tea-cat-morin 2 года назад +4

    Can't wait for DDC, Shinmy is one of my favorite characters.

  • @moved_...
    @moved_... 2 года назад +11

    I've been waiting for 300000 years for this

  • @goodapplent
    @goodapplent 2 года назад +12

    Doki Doki Waku Waku

    • @sasamisa1806
      @sasamisa1806 2 года назад

      Nenjuu Mukyuu!
      Sorry, couldn't resist there. (^u^;)

  • @somemadnessfan4763
    @somemadnessfan4763 2 года назад +3

    Kogasa being a FNAF animatronic is one of my favourite running gags in this series

  • @JVBABAKA27
    @JVBABAKA27 Год назад +2

    HOLY SHIT KOGASA JUMPSCARE
    *dies*

  • @D_RandomGuy._.
    @D_RandomGuy._. Год назад +1

    Happy birthday zun

  • @ssaamil
    @ssaamil Год назад +3

    1:51 I KNEW IT
    I F**** KNEW IT
    BUT I STILL SCREAMED

    • @ee8ui
      @ee8ui 8 месяцев назад

      Same the kogasa jumpscare

  • @hopper8514
    @hopper8514 Год назад +3

    Its ok they’re just taking a long time so they can revive reimu
    4:14

  • @annefrank125
    @annefrank125 2 года назад +1

    This is so ciryes and I love it

  • @SMA11OWL
    @SMA11OWL 2 года назад +3

    Bro just casually dropped this
    Never been so alive

  • @tyboy158
    @tyboy158 2 года назад +3

    ok i actually got scared by the jumpscare. well played, kogasa, well played

  • @NettysFall
    @NettysFall 2 года назад +2

    This video was worth the wait. Love it.

  • @Shoutoku_Jungxin
    @Shoutoku_Jungxin 2 года назад +1

    Very good(Really?) video. Love comes from China(Only one) 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

  • @Ilovrdonuts
    @Ilovrdonuts 11 месяцев назад

    Oh look kogasa is so cute you could never scare me that loveable face Kogasa ❤❤❤.

  • @Czak05IsMe
    @Czak05IsMe 2 года назад +6

    Touhou tower defense

    • @Mylotusve
      @Mylotusve 2 года назад +1

      Yes that does exist

    • @Czak05IsMe
      @Czak05IsMe 2 года назад +1

      @@Mylotusve yeah this is a video about it

  • @EasternStory
    @EasternStory 2 года назад +7

    i bet this guy'll do the ido fangame series once they run out of mainline touhou games

    • @moved_...
      @moved_... 2 года назад +1

      Or pc 98

    • @EasternStory
      @EasternStory Год назад

      @taaroan i hope so, the story is hilarious, i hope he does the Kuroji route

    • @EasternStory
      @EasternStory Год назад

      @taaroan "Stirred-up Solid Diamond ~ Let's Joke!"

    • @EasternStory
      @EasternStory Год назад

      @taaroan "Lick the Bran to Reach the Rice ~ Who Cares?"

    • @EasternStory
      @EasternStory Год назад

      @taaroan Flowers Atop Thin Ice ~ Snowy Country

  • @pyrolol8226
    @pyrolol8226 2 года назад +3

    touhou td the best game ever

  • @KowoishiKowomeiji
    @KowoishiKowomeiji Год назад +1

    Can't wait for DDC

  • @pudding777
    @pudding777 2 года назад +2

    This is a masterpiece

  • @mozzarellamaniac6300
    @mozzarellamaniac6300 10 месяцев назад

    Seiga: I'm quite experienced with dead bodies
    💀💀💀💀💀

  • @spaghettiking7312
    @spaghettiking7312 2 года назад +2

    Ooh, cuteness and hijinks are indeed coming to me.

  • @kiko.0xx
    @kiko.0xx 2 года назад +8

    this is better then the original game tbh

  • @Aur1361
    @Aur1361 2 года назад +3

    Finally a new video

  • @vanlaw2456
    @vanlaw2456 Год назад +1

    Nice video, I like it!!

  • @CelestialReturner
    @CelestialReturner 2 года назад +1

    Can't wait for Double Dealing Character!

  • @KatzRool
    @KatzRool 2 года назад +1

    I can't believe Reimu is fucking dead

  • @TheAlmightyGream
    @TheAlmightyGream 2 года назад +1

    Finally
    Another low budget touhou video

  • @LizziesGreatest
    @LizziesGreatest Год назад +1

    been a year

  • @hyperkayn6969
    @hyperkayn6969 2 года назад +2

    Holy shiet a new video

  • @someskills785
    @someskills785 2 года назад +2

    welcome back to being alive

  • @EmiLovesDonuts
    @EmiLovesDonuts 2 года назад

    I LOVE THESEEE

  • @DeadEndSwag
    @DeadEndSwag Год назад +1

    Touhou Tower Defenc

  • @yuk_ichi52
    @yuk_ichi52 2 года назад +1

    HE CAME BACK

  • @toyosatomimi
    @toyosatomimi 2 года назад +6

    :seig:

  • @Mylotusve
    @Mylotusve 2 года назад +4

    Yes

  • @beeternity
    @beeternity Год назад

    i love touhou tower defense

  • @geraldflores1378
    @geraldflores1378 2 года назад

    Nice, thanks for back :3

  • @pledgedbridge3757
    @pledgedbridge3757 2 года назад

    The Return of The King

  • @xenophanesbringsthepain1229
    @xenophanesbringsthepain1229 2 года назад

    YESSSSSSSSSSS YOU FINALLY DID TD BUT LOW BUDGET, F**KING FINALLY

  • @beesechurger2540
    @beesechurger2540 2 года назад +3

    Welcome back

  • @jilusion
    @jilusion 2 года назад +1

    Holy shit it here

  • @anastayshapuff8069
    @anastayshapuff8069 2 года назад

    Happy 10th anniversary of touhou 13

  • @kroga3549
    @kroga3549 2 года назад +2

    Thanks for still being here

  • @smallraccoons
    @smallraccoons 2 года назад +2

    epic mamizou prank 🦝

  • @seribelz
    @seribelz 2 года назад

    sega likes to do a little trolling on the buddhist

  • @Merciless_Marbles
    @Merciless_Marbles 2 года назад

    Finally it came

    • @Merciless_Marbles
      @Merciless_Marbles 2 года назад

      Though the fact that Seiga revived Miko isn't true, it's the Myouren Temple bring built on the Divine Sprit masoluem (forgive my spelling I couldn't find the right words)

  • @cris_sad
    @cris_sad 2 года назад

    no way he`s back

  • @Scarlet_Demens
    @Scarlet_Demens 2 года назад +1

    Yay, a new video!

  • @keyaidiotka192
    @keyaidiotka192 2 года назад

    What the,Futo gaming?

  • @Blizzardisgood
    @Blizzardisgood Год назад

    I WANT DDC NOW

  • @stillmelon
    @stillmelon 2 года назад +2

    Futo was spitting fax until Reimu told her she was japanese

  • @EdwardChan.999
    @EdwardChan.999 Год назад +3

    Lol I love how you mixed simplified chinese with traditional chinese for different audiences... nice work

  • @aldrixlevy228
    @aldrixlevy228 2 года назад

    classic touh00

  • @pir_hana
    @pir_hana 2 года назад

    didn't know you were still making content my friend, hopefully the sad bunker is doing fine

    • @samussari
      @samussari 2 года назад

      the sad bunker has been deleted all the way back in january unfortunately

    • @pir_hana
      @pir_hana 2 года назад

      @@samussari damn

  • @PurpleAmalgam
    @PurpleAmalgam 2 года назад +1

    hmmm 2months

  • @mindblur
    @mindblur 2 года назад +2

    Huh fast also hi

  • @yehwat527
    @yehwat527 2 года назад

    1:48 hly sht this is god tier lmaoo
    4:14 was 100% sure that is the MAMIZOUU

  • @jotarodopudim
    @jotarodopudim 2 года назад

    3:10 NOOO CAIPIRINHA NOOOOOOOOO

  • @LoLeo
    @LoLeo 2 года назад +4

    CHIRUNOOOO
    Day 69 of asking for a colab

  • @insanaeappleeater836
    @insanaeappleeater836 2 года назад

    Can't convert to taoist if I already am

  • @wisegalaxy4809
    @wisegalaxy4809 Год назад

    Taosim forever

  • @nineballin
    @nineballin 2 года назад

    no way traveler's diarrhea

  • @CadeteDL
    @CadeteDL 2 года назад +2

    3:18 can anyone add some subtitles or somethin' pls?

  • @etihw4707
    @etihw4707 2 года назад

    tell me about the januarry 2022 incident

  • @Zackylorin
    @Zackylorin 2 года назад

    pog

  • @koish_ii
    @koish_ii 2 года назад +1

    YEEEAAAA

  • @AutisticFloppa
    @AutisticFloppa 8 месяцев назад

    real

  • @ukraniankgb9131
    @ukraniankgb9131 2 года назад +1

    Is it just me or does this video have VHS flicker on the sides?

  • @snailmeow725
    @snailmeow725 2 года назад

    Marisa is the best touhou character. UwUb

  • @manuelmoreno9814
    @manuelmoreno9814 2 года назад

    :Kogasad:

  • @sady321
    @sady321 2 года назад

    sigue vivo ekyzde

  • @KatzRool
    @KatzRool 2 года назад

    le keck

  • @jumpupsupbarhorn
    @jumpupsupbarhorn 2 года назад

    W

  • @ZackLikesBreadAlot
    @ZackLikesBreadAlot 2 года назад

    translation for the futo
    hello im futo from touhou
    you can ask anything about a girl here (i dont understand google translate)
    im born in japan hahaha hi chinese google sucks
    marisa is best touhou character

  • @afunyname
    @afunyname 9 месяцев назад

    What’s the song used when reimus at the shrine?

  • @lookitsnicholas
    @lookitsnicholas 2 года назад

    🙁

  • @lymbeats
    @lymbeats 2 года назад +1

    How access to your discord server pls?

  • @TheIberiaInquisitor
    @TheIberiaInquisitor 2 года назад

    What's the 1st song's name?

  • @azgan123
    @azgan123 Год назад

    what does it say 3:27?

    • @banana_larry
      @banana_larry Год назад

      "To the people of China!Communist traitors had enslaved China for 70 years,and they robbed everything from it until it's unrecognizable.
      China has become a ruin while being laughed at by the entire world.Under the tyranny rule of Communist party,countless lives had been taken.We cannot let the suffering happen anymore.
      Long live the Xinhai revolution!Long live the Three principles of the people!Long live the new ROC!
      Tiananmen square,Xi Jinping is a dictactor,Free Hong Kong,Free Taiwan"
      Not gonna lie mate,I spit my rice out when I saw this,thought it was only some touhou meme at first