What if... The Utsuho that died at the end was just a clone? She is still out there... Sciencing various assholes... Causing die and smithereens...*X-Files theme*
Typical Koishi. Yuuka firing back was brilliant. Also love Sumireko. I also love how the story went from there afterwards. Although I doubt after what Utsuho did to the outside world that Gensokyo will survive for much longer before getting more nuked than even she can do.
I'm going to send this to my teacher as extra credit for science class. "Is this not what you're supposed to be teaching us?" (JK I'm not actually going to try that)
![Minos Prime vs Cirno [GMOD]](/img/1.gif)
Touhou Directed By: Michael Bay
Also, Yuuka firing back was great
Yuuka: Sup wat u doing folks
Utsuho: We are doing... SCIENCE
Utsusho is funded by Aperture Science, also responsible for the creation of the nuke arm stuff
Okku is Cave Jhonson wife
If begining to look a lot like ¡SCIENCE!
There's no common sense in Gensokyo, but is there common SCIENCE?
Thinking intensifies
*Intensity intensifies*
"Science"
*[something something portal joke]*
She's doing science but she's dead
+Ciryes no she's still alive and wants you gone
The cake is a- wrong joke
Yukari would reverse the science tho
Maybe Black Mesa, ¡that was a joke! Haha, fat chance
I have to hand it to Okuu. She's come so far after being confused for a horse by Koishi...
Everyon would mistake her for a hors
She stinks
The smel of wed is better
Hly shit did Ciryes just Predicted Touhou 17?!
Yeehaw?
"HYPOTENUSE"
i can't i'm on the floor laughing like a bitchnugget, halp.
Blagden Le Corbeau "bitchnugget"
*joins the floor*
+ZoruaPaul
EVERYONE DO THE DINOSAUR~
I give Zero shits.
SCIENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
can they teach this science in high school
+The Potato They tried once...guess how that ended
They do teach basics of nuclear physics at grade 9 in russia
*We're in Gensokyo*
*Nothing is normal in Gensokyo*
Utsuho teleports in and fucking kills the science teacher.
“That’s baby shit. You wanna see real ass SCIENCE?!”
yep
Okuu didn't nothing wrong
bladfufu good god phrasing.
3:25 LOL When Yuuka shot back I burst out laughing.
Yeah kuz Yuuka technically created the master spark (though it wasn't called that) and Marisa kinda copied her
3:33 didn't know okuu got a master spark too
Wait, Nitori is making a cloning machine? Does that mean I can get all the Nitori I want?
LEGEND OF THE COMMENT SECTION
U can manipulate weaboo loli slayer wit tis shit
@Martin Beltran hi
She did clone Marisas and Mimas..
You can clone every character you want!
i like the part where science
why this isn't the top comment
@@bwehhhh becuz nobody likes science😞
i have never seen or played Touhou before
this is my first impression of Touhou
this is great guys i need more of this
when satori said"SHES DOING SCIENCE!!,"the alert sound is a tornado warning sound.
also can be used as nuclear fallout alert. litterally depends on the code used (yes there are codes depending on which alert has to be sent)
I want Okuu to be my science teacher.
Nuclear fusion and atomic separation looks good
And be a sun god too
omg I just commented this without looking in the comments
3:36 "lol okuu are you even aiming for anything in particular"
*BOOM*
Alternate ending keine: fuck science history is better
phrasing
lol, phrasing.
1:26 You'd think she would remember the person who empowered her :P
There's nothing better in this than the face reimu makes after usuho does science in her shrine
Wow. Why is RUclips making the video so small? I made with the correct aspect ratio. I'm confused.
Fixed it! No more letterboxing.
Ciryes Clearly this was the result of science.
Ciryes "i give zero shits"
Nanomachines, son.
ExplodingOdin We're making the mother of all nuclear rods here, we can't worry about every single isotope...
what a pretty mushroom
- komeiji koishi
The God of Touhou parodies hath returned. RUclips gods bless him.
Instead of "science" I think Okuu thinks "silence"
Yes, the Ciryes is back! Hilarity will ensue once again!
Agreed.
My bloody hell that was beautiful. SCIENCE BITCHES!!!
*What a pretty mushroom*
Don't even think about it
This is by far the funniest video you've made
that also might be my Utsuho bias but whatever
Welcome back!
IT'S TIME
FOR ME TO MAKE A SERIOUS POLITICAL JOKE ON A CIRYES VIDEO
Me: Utsuho= Jenna McCarthy
Crowd: BOO!
What if... The Utsuho that died at the end was just a clone? She is still out there... Sciencing various assholes... Causing die and smithereens...*X-Files theme*
It’s possible lol considering the cloning with nitori earlier
If only school science was like this
I see okuu has been watching a LOT of mythbusters, Adam would be proud
3:12
The best part of the video.
5:27 Utsho then stopped moving.
And sudenly stopped thiking as well
SPAAAAAACEEEEEEEE!!!
I kinda expected her to say that...
Wheatley: The end
Did anyone notice that Utuho kept holding up her middle finger the whole episode
HE BE BACK FROM HTE TUMBLER MACHINE
Phantasm Forte Yeah you did say that already, thanks btw
Phantasm Forte Small world.
It's because Ciryes is a god. How could we not all come here to worship?
Typical Koishi.
Yuuka firing back was brilliant.
Also love Sumireko.
I also love how the story went from there afterwards. Although I doubt after what Utsuho did to the outside world that Gensokyo will survive for much longer before getting more nuked than even she can do.
3:10
me and the bois planning on how to science
This video inspired me to watch another video on how to build a nuke.
if i was in gensokyo, i wouldnt have to take physics -.-
on the other hand, i would like THAT kind of science lmao
5:33 and then, Utsuho stopped thinking...
SCIENCE! *rave party*
Hina Face Sanae: Kanako, where are you going? Kanako: My people need me. *enters rave party*
2:48
tewi:wanna die?
patchy:fuck yeah
keine:OH SHIT.
(utsujo start using ScIeNCieE intensifies)
Giving Utsuho An Unstable Isotope.. *GENIUS!!!*
Okuu saves gensokyo from the KKHTA Incident
i predicted yuuka firing back but the moment was still absolute gold
also sumireko surviving one laser through the sheer power of phrasing was great
Rikako would be proud.
I'm really happy you make new videos and that you put all thoses new characters.
Also, Phrasing,
"Lol what are you wearing? A fucking croissant? lol shithead."
-Okuu
Since when did michael bay make touhou movies?
+xof49 Well. A little overboard.
2:08 thats what she said
6:09
Russian Utsuho
CIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Directed by Michael Bay
Yay, good to see you're back! Especially with new sfx you applied to pics!
3:08 And then, *_Subterranean Stars._*
I'm going to send this to my teacher as extra credit for science class. "Is this not what you're supposed to be teaching us?" (JK I'm not actually going to try that)
Can't wait for a TH15 coverage video. Your contributions are upper tier whether you realize it or not!
1:21 f in the chat for nitori.
RIP in peace, Patchouli, killed twice by DR.OCTAGONAPUS !
All of my yes.
5:21 Utsuho ends up like Kars
I love how Sanae repaired the Hakurei Shrine.
Perfect content...
Weeee! Thank you, I love dem vids!
The word science looks so foreign after all the times I saw it in the video help
5:40 is the canon ending of KKHTA
This video describes my life very accurately.
O god Okuu with Flandre's 4 of a kind
'Y'all came to the wrong neighbourhood'
Oh god I'm dying...
Ciryes deliver once again. Today is a good day.
3:50 is my favorite part.
What has science doneeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
what a pretty mushroom
see when i heard the death noise my heart just sunk automatically because i'm so used to it
That should teach you for wanting Okuu as a science teacher Johnny.
Portal fans and Touhou fans are diferent, i am the bridge to both fanbases
Alternate Title: Okuu destroy everything with power of science
Eventually it’s utsuho stopped thinking
LOL That's actually quality content
science is love, science is life
I can't believe I'm sitting here dying because of "unstbable isotope"
you thought _1_ nuclear fusion is aweful? Then let's make _4_ of them!
That was ...beautiful...
This is pretty much SA in a nutshell.
Also, good to have you back, man.
Stolen from Kim Jong Un's porn stash.
Next I want Yuuka to smash any random bystander's heads against a piece of jagged andesite as a form of greeting.
My favorite part was when Yuuka fired back.
Eirin, I don't feel so good...
"How about... SCIENCE FUCKS YOU!" I fucking lost it... 😂😂😂
doing the balls thing without interferance break's gensoyoko's barier permanatly
CUMBIRD
Congratulations Okuu
p
1:59 Big-eyed kawaii Kanako.
juan barahoma
I'm dying of laughter!
+juan barahoma
Maybe because it is funny ? B)
PRAISE THE GOD OF SCIENCE!!! \o/
New source of nuclear energy
Well...
Yesterday was Cirno Day. No new video.
Oh well. Happy Cirno Day, I guess. :P
Oppenheimer would be proud, I think?
And then Yumemi captured Utsuho for live experimentation
Lol, Science
Fallout !
Gary Blewaska War, war never changes. Even in Gensokyo.
"I have 69 people in my hospital for radiation poisoning." -Eirin Yagokoro, to the woman who probably caused all that.
You keep using that word "science". I do not think it means what you think it means.
Utsuho knows who Kanako is, Kanako convinced Utsuho to eat Yataragatsu