Bone Golem ARTIFICER
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0:00 Intro
1:01 - level 3
3:38 - Level 4
4:25 - Level 5
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10:12 - Level 15
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You ever play a battle smith artificer and think its a little boring? its not weak, but I don't think its very fun. Well you should try the Bonesculptor subclass. This video will teach you how to make a character that can not only raise dead, but make an undead dino companion. Who need summons? You got Bones Malone!
I really think third party dungeons and dragons content is the future of dnd 5e, and Palaeo Games made a fantastic subclass that I adore. Artificer is a cool class, And i think you should try it. I mean its not like one dnd will have artificer! Does anyone read this?
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Thank you for taking our beloved subclass and absolutely breaking it with the Plasmoid.
Anytime
That's what he is the best at
Bonewizard has convinced me to buy your book, it looks awesome and Im excited for it to get here
@@cloakedcarp Thanks for supporting us!
@@PalaeoGamescan’t wait to get the book looking forward to checking out the dinosaur race 😊
Battlesmith: "This class isn't big enough for two golem-building subclasses!"
Bone Sculptor: "Oh, you're a subclass alright. Just not a golem-building one."
exactly
Battle: “what’s the difference?”
Bone: “Customization!”
Fighter:What you got there, eh?
Bonificer:.. you know how that bard disappeared?
He would have wanted to be made into this bone mech. His family will understand.
@@bonewizardBard Ghost: LEMME OUT! LEMME OUUUUUT!!
Awesome portmanteau “Bonificer” I may have to use that as a callsign. 😂
I hope they turned the bard into a bone lute
@@ralseibestboi546 make him into the instrument he most hated.
Congratulations Bone Wizard, you invented the DnD equivalent of a knife wielding tentacle
Its what dnd was lacking, in my opinion.
How to store oversized weapons inside your own body: aggressively
Not untrue!
The human intestine is 7 meters (22 feet) long.... just saying...
My friend sent this and said "HOLY S*** GOAT JUST UPLOADED" and would not elaborate except for saying "GOAT"
who told you my state issued name!?
CUZ HES THE GOAT
I have one word to address the small creature vs halberd problem: spines.
They're already articulated, several irl creatures can loop their own and stay alive, and if an artificer couldn't find a way to lock them for combat.. well, that's just a bad artificer.
the image of a high-level artificer ripping out her own spine to stab someone with is incredibly metal, thank you for this
@@smarmydude3019 Finally, I can authentically roleplay as Kimimaro but without the turbo cancer
I'd play a Locathah that looks like the black swallower fish: a fish that uses its unhinging lower jaw and stretchy balloon-like stomach to swallow prey up to twice as long and ten times heavier than itself. So when my opponent says "Is that a sword in your stomach or are you just happy to see me?" I can say yes and projectile vomit the sword at them.
Nature is beautiful thing
Need some monk levels to infuse it with ki and vomit an exploding bone sword.
11:42 have it break into pieces and meld with different bones and when I need it, they would come back together and I’d pull it out of my mouth as it builds itself back together
This sounds like what the most scary magician would do at a birthday party.
Theory: Bone Wizard is a Bone Golem that served a forgotten master
In his "How You Should Buff Druid" series, the druid that tried detect magic on him detected more transmutation than necromancy. Turning bones into a construct without affecting the remnant (the magical material in bones that allows for necromancy) could qualify as transmutation, not necromancy.
9:30 hey, since you can craft stuff out of annoying NPCs, you could give your Femoral Friend barding... MADE OF BARDS.
Their best sounding song also happen to be their last!
@@bonewizard Just lure them in with the promise they'll get to bone something exotic.
@@bonewizard one might say it's their... swan song. XD
WE GETTIN OUT OF THE CEMETARY WITH THIS ONE!!!!🔥🔥🔥
or going back into it!
I love how most of this video is just Bone wizard gushing about all the cool idea he had for his Calcium companion
Level 5 takes up most of the video lol
For storing a weapon bigger than me, I would put a mechanism in my weapon to have it fold in half
My thoughts as well. Folding polearms were even a thing historically, if only to a limited extent. A channel called Tod's Workshop did a video on one.
Like the Bone Switchaxe from Monster Hunter!!!
I love the idea of a Goblin artificer who never quite learned that "machinery" thing but DID learn that the weird super glue he found makes bones move for him
I have two ideas for hiding the weapon.
1. The weapon breaks apart in your body, and when you use it your own tendons, bones, and flesh pull it together.
2. You have a very odd looking lump on the side of your back like a flesh pocket. You may be asked if you have a gross fleshy tail. Nope, just a greatsword.
i like option 2 the best.
we boutta sculpt some bones up in here 🧅🧅🧅
its bones all the way down.
YES ANOTHER HOMEBREW SUBCLASS
well technically its less homebrew and more a 3rd party publisher, but effectively its the same.
I'd like to think that while the halberd is stored, the player looks sorta like one of this little giraffe weevil bugs.
"Sir, what's that halberd shape lump in your throat?"
"...Nothin'"
Say what you will that'll be a legendary combat experience imagine you break your opponents arm just for them to use it like armor
That's the idea! Reduce. Reuse Recycle.
Spears can be made in segments, you can store a 6’6 stick as 3 2’2 sticks, for example.
I would have the artificer store a weapon taller than them in their vertebrae to form a really cool spine sail they can pull weapons out of.
INSIDE your spine!?
@@bonewizard You know about those images where a guy just has a bunch of weapons jammed in his back?
A halberd!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your vertebrae!?
@@hillelfinder428 ......... yes!
I currently play an Armorer Artificer Plasmoid who is "wearing a Warforged." But this. This just takes it to a whole new level. So many ideas
You are playing jelly iron man haha
Honestly, i really like the idea that merging your halberd into your gnome would bend and morph the materials temporarily into your own skeleton. That being said, its probably something to panic about when the gnome's skull is twice bigger that it looks with spikes protruding out of their backs!
Does that gnome look... sick to you?
Homebrew: "The bones of that NPC you didn't like"
My next bonesmith PC: "I'm going to wear your bones and make it sing Sans' theme whenever I do cardio."
Your bones shatter and snap as the halberds retracts into spin. Your size increases by one!
if you have more bones than the average person, that means your healthier right?
The Bone Wizard Lore thickens
what lore? haha
@@bonewizard This explains why they couldn't detect necromancy magic from you
"Get in the damn dinosaur skeleton shinji"
Considering that after reading the "cunning artisan" part on lizardfolk.. and running away with it, made me create my lizardfolk "bonesmith" Qeth'reh.. who could make any simple weapon (like lizardfolk weapons, its all d6).. imagine if I had That to play with... I would have a field day.
Thank you for letting me know that existed...
..and if you askm Qeth'reh had an aswer (and quite a pile of bones) to "why harvest more and more stuff".. as one of the "bonesmiths" of his tribe, he picked lots of extras to make extra weapons for his tribe when he get back.
I have a very heavily homebrewed druid/artificer who has a living bag of holding, made of plant roots which she wears around her arm like a gauntlet. Since it's made of the roots of a magic plant which she controls, she can create or close as many openings as she wants in it, and control their size and shape. She has several bioweapons inside her arm at all times, and would have no problem putting a halberd in there.
The bone halberd could fold inward into itself similar to a baton the blade itself could be two to three blades the slide in and out of place or fold inward, you’d be the new definition of BIG BONED
This reminds me of my Armorer I played in Curse of Strahd. She wore armor made out of dead werewolves and other horrible monsters the party killed. My goal was to make her the scariest person in Berovia and I think I succeeded.
The Dictionary of Dinosaurs also gives a lot more options for Moon Circle Druids, like you did for that buff video. And, as you say, revamping the Battlesmith is pretty easy if you use this as a template for it.
I already know a player that already is going to love playing this.
I watched this with him and he fully intents to use this artificer, only with a crap ton more leather and hide workings to make some creepy skin-based horrorific crafts.
Just got the PDF and now waiting on the phyisical copy to arrive; 5 year old me as well as highschool me are very happy right now:)
Hope you its fun at your table! Glad you like it!
rouge
"whats that?"
me hiding a bone great sword betwixt my cheeks
"a smoothie."
God I always wanted dndyoutubers to highlight homebrew stuff.
Also the bone puns are great
Glad I could help!
I’d like to imagine the weapon you put in your body folds, bends, or collapses in some sort of way or it is made into your bones where it opens up like a Swiss Army knife
Weapon storage ideas:
1: like weapons from Bloodborn, they can fold to become smaller.
OR
2: they deconstruct to become part of the user’s skeletal system, then deattach and reform when brought back out.
This would make an absolutely amazing boss too using the Slime Knight of the the Slimepocolypse idea.
The way you put a halberd into your body is by breaking it into tiny tiny pieces and then when you take it out you assemble it like a jigsaw puzzle
for the storing weapons in your body thing my brain immediately went to the 2 bones in your forearm being used like the saw cleaver from bloodborne, connected at one end and can unfold into a longer weapon.
as for a weapon bigger than you, it would probably be easiest to store it in separate parts that join together when you unsheathe it, so like using a spine used as the handle and a sharpened shoulder blade as the blade
Thanks Bone!
I was struggling with a cool kobold artificer idea. Now I know what to build from the dead dragon, adventurers left in our lair.
Ah yes, the Bad Dragon Halberd maneuver
LOL
Just make the four bones you use be horse skulls, so you can be all four Horsemen of the Apocalypse at once on your calcified equine hydra mount... thing.
And lances are 6-7 feet, and pikes are 10-20. Best guess, the weapon extends out Wolverine style then folds out to full length.
my god, the four horsemen fused!
finally a class perfect for avanash the bone guy. he wont have to worry about his bones if he takes the bones from everything/one else.
Ooohhh I LOVE the bone weapons hiding in the skin. Weapons emerging from the body is such a cool concept. Here are my idea for the weapons.
Daggers/Shortswords: Slip out of the wrist. It’s double as an actual weapon and Assassin Creed’s hidden blades. Plus, those blades are rather small, so the bone from the weapon can be added onto the bone mass of the PC’s radius and ulna.
Longswords/Greatswords: This one should be pretty obvious, the spine. The the hilt of the blade could protrude from the back, making for a pretty cool visual side effect.
Spears/rapiers: Protrudes from the elbow.
Halberds/War axes: These are rather unique as they come out as two separate weapon parts. The shaft comes from the spine while the axe part comes from the shoulder blade. The PC would connect the two parts together.
As for other weapons, I’m out of ideas. However you could probably reuse most of them for other weapons types.
Me as a DM after they pitch the bone tank: I'll alow it
A take that spirs acid AND can fly!
Two halberds just equal stilts.
While stored inside the body, the weapons are segmented and collapsible. Like Ivy's chain whip sword from Soul Calibur or the threaded cane from Bloodborne.
Also, the subclass features not being at the standard artificer levels may be a way to circumvent the fact that artificer is not in the OGL. Unless the book has its own version of artificer written slightly differently and named something else to avoid legal issues.
It folds up and just adds redundant structural bones to the skeleton that can be moved throughout the body as needed. (I’d say this also gives you +1 to AC when weapons are stored)
I imagine that the bones kinda brake down inside the person and can be instantly reconstructed when the person uses the weapon.
The bones of the weapon are your bones. When you use them, you rip out your bones like mortal combat and hit your opponents with your backbone. Gain resistance to bludgeoning damage
Sounds like a lizardfolk with extra steps. In short, phenomenal.
Its like lizard folk, but actually impactful.
17th level subclass feature idea. Not sure if it would be broken or not:
*Apex Artisan:* _The Artificer may substitute any non-magical materials used in the process of creating an item with items granted by the Grim Harvest ability by making a DC 10 Intelligence check in addition to the one required of the item itself._
Like with infusions or making magic items. Regular artificer can just do that.
11:35 To quote a recent Wheel of Fortune contestant, "Right in the butt."
well thank you for informing me of an amazing clip hahaha!
Lean into the body horror: the halbeard haft is actually the character's spine, compressed, and they draw it from themselves, uncoiling out.
... what's that? How they not fall immediately without a spine? ...they said they don't use magic for the weapon, not that they can't make their body keep living without spine with magic ;)
You make the weapons foldable; that's how you fit them into a 3 ft gnome
The bonus action isn’t to take the weapons out of you it’s to let you take it out of you and put it together like a puzzle
On the one hand, you can still flavor the battle smith to be what you want if the GM doesn't let you use this.
On the other hand, shenanigans.
ya but battle smith get way less fun tools than bonesculptor. Battlesmith is just a poor man's paladin.
@@bonewizard Yeah, I see that.
My arms would open up as if they were some sort of mechical storage decice and then the weapons would unfold into their full forms while my arms would reconstruct themselves. Also wish I knew about this subclass literally a campaign ago great video
Yep, folding is definitely the way to go. You're already basically fleshsculpting so give them muscles to do the folding and unfolding under their own power.
collapsible halberd that use tendons to hold them together. kinda like a spring assisted knife.
a wet, squishy, spring assisted knife
for the too long weapons issue, they could either fold up or telescopically extend, or alternatively be stored in two or more pieces that can be combined into a single whole
The Bone Halberd folds in like your intestines do
He'll yeah its boning time. Weapons that are too big could have joints to let them fold
How you store your weapons in your body is by dislocating your own bones to create the weapon (you would probably have to rip of some flesh, but it's worth it)
is it?!
@@bonewizard Of course, when your done killing, steal the flesh of of the dead and repurpose it as your own👌
I like to imagine the bone halberds extend like wings from the shoulders and loop around like scorpion tails to be wielded.
Lots of animals are opportunistic scavengers that will help you 'clean the bones'
I'd hide the weapon in my stomach, like a frog's toung.
Bought the PDF earlier today, excellent content!
WELCOME TO THE BONE-ZONE!!!
Howdy
Can confirm when I first looked at the Battlesmith subclass, I saw the pet as a secondary feature at most, not the main draw.
I agree. If you find my comment, you'll see Bone Wizard and I go back and forth a bit on the matter. It seems to me that some people saw the defender and that was all they wanted to focus on, which is fine for a subclass to be that, but that's not what the battle smith is.
If i get a robot bear as a feature, and its not the main draw of the subclass, something is wrong.
@@bonewizard Correct, you ignored the description of the subclass.
@@bonewizard That was what I meant to imply. The rest of the subclass isn't all that focused, really; Armorer or the Eberron-based subclass (I forget the name) that had Battlesmith features but replaced the Steel Defender with a signature weapon fit the archetype better.
A weapon that is taller than the player is stored in the body by folding the bone weapon like origami.
What if you "deconstuct" your weapons to fit inside? Halberd could be from two lesser bones for a pole roped together by skin and another bone for blade and then you fuse them to yourself. Or else it's like a watch from Pulp Fiction xD
Cool video, cool subclass, cool talking skeleton!
I would store spears in my legs but the ends poke out an would walk by grabing the spears an doing the Ace Ventura dance lol
11:35 Simple. The weapon pieces break up and fit back together, folding into and out of my body at will.
I did something like this with the battle master actually due to various tool proficiency. My first defender was made from a phase spider
Imagine if canonically you have the bones floating inside the slime creature and you could take a round to assemble them into a weapon. Would cost a round but would look nightmarish to any creature outside.
In order to store a weapon that is taller than the user in their body, the weapon needs to be collapsable.
In terms of keeping weapons like that in the body, they are an artificer. Some hinges to make the halberd foldable. In real life it would probably make the weapon overall weaker but this is fantasy land and magic might just make up the difference. Either that or the player characters' height changes when they have a stick that big wedged up in there.
"...when did you grow a tail?"
"Level 15."
"What?"
"What?"
I never considered you could grow a tail. That feels within the realm of possibility here.
I think the weapons are held concealed by Rope Dog.
Goals
I imagine you store the weapons like those collapsible toy lightsabers
I'd store the weapon using a suspiciously long leg. Just one. The other weapon is in a suspiciously long arm.
I didn't know I wanted a necromantic artificer subclass until now.
I sent this to my rogue player. He character collects bones from evil beings she deletes. I'm scared of her creativity now.
Check out the google doc with ghastly gadgets. There are rules for non bonesculptors to create them.
5:30 I get what you were trying to say, but as the resident biology nerd I'm afraid I must "um, actually" you. For you see, a "realistic velociraptor" would be skinny turkey with teeth.
I think I'd store a halberd going out the top of my head and then where a dome with a hole in the top as a helmet and then when people point it my head and say "what's that" I'd just say it's a hat
How to store an oversized weapon: Doug Dimadome Hat
11:36 we outta tires
bone wizard glad you still make videos
Never left
A puppeteer is what I'd love to see as an artificer subclass!
I suggest Boney Jabrony as a name for that construct.
Thats a good one
Behold! The Mechromancer
Wat Mech Romancer?!
Idea: plasmoid artificer takes mounted combat feat, uses Calcium Comrade as a skeleton
I would say the integrated weapons sort of *fold and telescope* to adjust to anatomy that shouldn't otherwise accommodate them. Yes, it would be accompanied by some VERY gross noises when a glaive bursts, unfolds, and expands out of your forearm, but adding joints and tendons into the construction seems to be a must for integrating weapons into ones body
To store weapons bugger than me within me, i would fold them down like tent rods when you go to store them
I have been advocating this for months
the book or the general concept of a character that makes bone golems?
@@bonewizardthe second. The first I've been advocating for weeks
Note that the plasmoid in a sphere strategy is fully available to the base battlesmith. Together with any other shenanigans as "you (the player, not the dm) choose its apprence" with the only limitation being that it has 2 or 4 legs. This funnily does not exclude it taking the form of: A medium mount, an armored guard, the king, whoever you want to frame or yourself. And since you can redo it every long rest, there is space for endless antics.
thats true. But counter point, battle smith is only fun at level 3.
@@bonewizard Battlesmith self does get extra attack, and artificer as a whole does help itself to some fancy items at later levels.
You point that the scaling for the steel defender is whack is true though, apart from it being able to take actions and it being a sack of easy to access hp, it falls off quickly*
(Unless you manage to give it the leftover magic items)
Ways to get around the sphere plasmoid is to use spells that don't rely on sight of course, stuff like Mischief or Cloudkill. Or even Immolation since the sphere is apart of the bone construct's body and will just cook whoever's inside, at least if the DM is fun.
Edit* I just remembered Sickening Radiance and Slow are other fun spells that can mess with a creature and also doesn't require LoS. Also the Wall spells, or not that I'm thinking of it couldn't Stone Shape just shape a stone locking loop around the sphere trapping the plasmoid within
Ya that would work. But it still drastically cuts down on how many spells you can be targeted with.
@@bonewizard yeah, and it would hopefully force DM's to use the more fun spells besides, FIREBALL and other such boring spells.
Edit* whoops wrong edited comment
@daxfer2945 crown of maddness is fun spell to hit players with. Also you can always target the construct.
@@bonewizard shouldn't crown of madness fail since it's a construct though? Like 99% of all constructs have charmed immunity
Edit* Oh yeah, that and the spell only targets humanoids, that's also a damper on the parade
Hands down your best video. This class is also on point. The flexible pet is so promising.
Glad you think so!