The Hospital Bed Manager
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- Опубликовано: 26 янв 2022
- A song about a creative solution to the lack of hospital beds!
And to be clear:
1. When I talk about a hospital bed, I of course mean a hospital bed including nursing and medical skills (Only a bed does no good!)
2. More hospital beds do not replace vaccines. Without vaccination, the situation would have been much worse! (and more people would have become seriously ill)
The Hospital Bed Manager
Music, lyrics: Henrik Widegren
The hospital bed manager sat at the computer one night and felt her gastric ulcer grow
I have no beds, there is no money and I'm not a witch
It's full in ward one. It's full on ward two. All the beds have run out
But then the nurse called, she sounded a little gloomy: "Three more are coming from the emergency room"
So the bed manager broke down at the computer and dreamed of her vacation
To travel here and there like a satellite, and the sun goes down in the west
Then she figured it out: We should emulate astronomical principles
All patients should move around like small satellites
One patient from ward one to ward two, and one patient from ward two to ward three
And one patient from ward three to ward one, and then we do it again
Because if the patients are in circulation, the entire healthcare is used
And no patient is placed in the corridor. That must be the solution
So the bed manager stared at the computer and thought: It seems that
With this solution our occupancy will be more than one hundred percent
Because the word "homeless" in the hospital always sounds a little bad
But you can not be homeless if you are in motion
So the bed manager took a break at the computer and looked at the moon
Which is a small white permanent satellite, and then the phone rang
It was from the emergency room. The voice was cracked: "The bus driver fell asleep"
"He had drunk gin. We must admit fifteen more patients."
Five patients from ward one to ward two, and five patients from ward two to ward three
And five patients from ward three to ward one, and then we do it again
The transport department takes care of the logistics and we get more beds in our ward
And the boss will not be disappointed. The ultimate solution
But early the next day, exhausted but happy, the bed manager was awakened
Of a telephone signal. The boss said, “Good day. Come to my office right away! ”
So the bed manager gave up her computer and went through the hospital park
Completely normal, but she was mentally preparing to be fired
But the boss shook hands and opened Champagne, and the whole board was euphoric:
“Innovations like this save millions. You are a genius!”
So the bed manager got her computer back, and she felt inspired again
And she built wide corridors, like avenues, for the flow of patients
Entire ward one to ward two, and entire ward two to ward three
And entire ward three to ward one, and then we do it again
The rattling of all the beds makes us save money
Cash flow is patient flow. The final solution! 
Видеоклипы
"Hilbert's Hospital" - except the number of beds is very far from infinite.
Nog den bästa sången jag hörde idag
Tack!
정말 좋은 노래입니다. 제 뺨에는 눈물이 흐르고 있습니다.
제도적으로 선진국인 스웨덴에도 병상문제로 골머리를 앓고있군요.
저 또한 수익도 중요하지만 의료인력 충원이 급선무라고 생각합니다.
좋은 노래 감사합니다!
사랑합니다!! 늘 재밌게 보고 있어요! Love From Korea!
Thank you! Love from Sweden
뭔가를 하고 있다면 노숙이라고 할 순 없다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
기계식 주차장마냥 침대를 수직으로 돌리는 건 어때요?
Underbar sång 🎉
Tack!
Du är underbar och helt beundransvärd som behåller your spirit in this madness. 💪❤️
Tack!
That is a very creative and interesting solution to shortage of beds. And a really good song.
Love from India ❤️❤️
Thank you! Love from Sweden
Du är genial! Ska ta med lösningen till mitt sjukhus😂
Den funkar överallt!
노래는 즐거운데 뭔가 씁쓸하네요...
항상 수고가 많으십니다!
Doctor, you are fantastic. Also, it's been a while since I listened a Swedish song. It's great, love it.
Glad to hear that!
0:18 어떻게 아셨데 ㅋㅋ
Roligt sång👌
Tack!
You surprised me with a new position I've never heard of 😳
Great song❤️
Can't wait for you Doc to bring out an English version of this song sir!
I'll try to translate it!
언제나 즐겨보고있어요~!
👏👏 Es divertido escucharlo, doc. ¡Saludos!
¡Gracias!
Så fantastiskt bra!
Tack!
문제점을 시니컬하고도 유머스럽게 노래하네요. 유럽영화를 보는 느낌..
난 북유럽은 완전 의료복지국가인줄 알았음.
Brilliant
노래 너무 좋아요~!!!!!!! 의사 선생님 파이팅!!!
Good Job
Спасибо, всё понял!
우리만 병상이 부족한줄 알았더니 스웨덴도 마찬가지네요 ㅠㅠㅠ
It is!
영상 잘 보고 있어요
👍
Alltså de sarkastiska, "vänliga" leendena får mig att fnissa redan innan musiken börjar 😅
👋🏻
1:43
Hade inte fler vårdplatser också i det långa loppet lett till kortare sjukskrivningar, speciellt inom psykiatrin?
Umm. The Final Solution? Really? Anybody else catch vibes from another time/another country that invoked The Final Solution??
Exactly. You caught the right vibes!
Eng when
Over here they fired all the health care workers who wouldn't get the vax, and now are crying about staffing shortages.