The Perfect Breakfast Burrito (3 Ways)

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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
  • We all know the classics when it comes to breakfast ingredients, we're talking bacon, eggs, and toast. Those ingredients are great but how about we take those classic ingredients, put them in a tortilla, and create the greatest burrito of all time - the Breakfast Burrito.
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Комментарии • 3,6 тыс.

  • @kanish161
    @kanish161 4 года назад +4493

    My goal for 2021 is to love myself as much as Joshua Weissman loves his own cooking.

  • @Wotanraven
    @Wotanraven 4 года назад +2151

    "honey, why did you set the alarm at 6AM on a Sunday?!"
    "Go back to sleep! Breakfast in 3 hours!"

  • @dinozrilic7970
    @dinozrilic7970 3 года назад +1164

    It’s gonna be lunch by the time I’m done making that.

    • @REDACTED_7
      @REDACTED_7 3 года назад +46

      i feel like hes got a great kitchen setup where the tools used are very efficient. He also cooks all the time so he has fresh ingredients at his disposal :D

    • @Kyiecutie
      @Kyiecutie 3 года назад +27

      Brunch burrito? :D

    • @eduardoaguilar3257
      @eduardoaguilar3257 3 года назад +1

      Brunch baby

    • @bangs8560
      @bangs8560 3 года назад +10

      Only if you’re the worlds slowest cook lol

    • @KaribeCuebas
      @KaribeCuebas 3 года назад +36

      Well, the way I look at it, he gives me inspiration. Instead of making the tortillas the same day, I will plan and make them the day before. I don’t need to make the Pico because I will substitute it with my own fermented salsa which is delish and of course I will use regular bacon. So, I use his videos as a guide and inspiration. This is a pretty simple recipe..really and I think with my substitutions, it will be just as good or similarly good.🙂

  • @tnk4me4
    @tnk4me4 4 года назад +7563

    Josh is the kind of guy who finishes making his breakfast burritos after lunch.

    • @prabhanjankaveri613
      @prabhanjankaveri613 4 года назад +77

      why is that soo accurate LMFAO

    • @PimpinPenguin96
      @PimpinPenguin96 4 года назад +192

      @@prabhanjankaveri613 Because cooking like this three meals a day every day is unrealistic lol. Unless you meal prep I have no idea how you could do this every day. If this is a weekend treat or something thats different

    • @Inoka01
      @Inoka01 4 года назад +93

      @@PimpinPenguin96 ofc you meal prep this tho, you make like 10 at a time (making multiple isn't much longer than making 1) and then freeze it, fry it on the griddle the day you want to eat it (or just microwave it if you're omega lazy like me)

    • @Frostbitten.
      @Frostbitten. 4 года назад +42

      Josh has said before that he skips breakfast everyday for fasting lol

    • @yaboipatrick
      @yaboipatrick 4 года назад +13

      @blv tf its just gay stuff mostly from tiktok

  • @jakeconnelly2441
    @jakeconnelly2441 4 года назад +2893

    "You know Papa hates store bought, so first you'll need to till the fields and plant your wheat.." :P

    • @cosplayprincess
      @cosplayprincess 4 года назад +51

      I grow my own vegetables and herbs😂 but the cold weather has been no bueno on a lot of them

    • @iancryar6431
      @iancryar6431 4 года назад +20

      I brought wheat to kindergarten show & tell and then to 1st grade show & tell & wowed them both times (same city kids). How was it possible that a city kid had fresh grown wheat for show & tell? Our maternal grandfather was a rancher & farmer. Best childhood vacations ever.

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 4 года назад +14

      “So first you’ll need to buy some chickens to raise collect their eggs that they lay”

    • @annyms5092
      @annyms5092 4 года назад +8

      God bless, Jesus loves you and died for you all

    • @nabululeuria1891
      @nabululeuria1891 4 года назад

      @@annyms5092 ❤❤

  • @Jack_sosa_daniels
    @Jack_sosa_daniels 3 года назад +8

    can i just say thankyou, because of you i found my passion which is cooking. im enrolling into culinary classes, i aspire to start a youtube channel and have the knowledge that you do, make things from scratch. and of course i need a beautiful kitchen as you do.

  • @KarstenBelt
    @KarstenBelt 4 года назад +3577

    I rarely enjoy breakfast, thank you for helping me spice up my recipe game. Thanks papa!

    • @aigeee
      @aigeee 4 года назад +5

      cool

    • @aaronmead861
      @aaronmead861 4 года назад +42

      blv hey you annoying guy stop

    • @amalk9750
      @amalk9750 4 года назад +14

      Karsten belt I can just imagine him replying ‘your welcome, papa luv ya’😆

    • @KarstenBelt
      @KarstenBelt 4 года назад +9

      @@amalk9750 that would be the dream

    • @jasonlieberman4606
      @jasonlieberman4606 4 года назад +3

      He likes it when we call him Cwispy Papa

  • @CHEFPKR
    @CHEFPKR 4 года назад +720

    California Breakfast Burrito will always remain my go to at the taco shop

    • @aigeee
      @aigeee 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @aleek3770
      @aleek3770 4 года назад +6

      Ayyy California gang

    • @sonmangaking
      @sonmangaking 4 года назад

      chef you just posted you a fast man

    • @aaronmead861
      @aaronmead861 4 года назад +9

      blv one more time you annoying person it’s people like you who make other people not want to read comments shut up already nobody cares

    • @lukasa620
      @lukasa620 4 года назад +4

      blv the entire channel is just shitting on a 16 year old please go outside

  • @MelkorMischief
    @MelkorMischief 3 года назад +401

    Tell me you’re extra without telling me you’re extra
    Josh: garnishes an egg filled chimichanga with a fried egg.

  • @MMOByte
    @MMOByte 4 года назад +947

    Sigh, I just got home from the store, too..

    • @vinson3725
      @vinson3725 4 года назад +1

      LoL

    • @hayleykwok
      @hayleykwok 4 года назад +31

      _go back_

    • @DarkVileScream
      @DarkVileScream 4 года назад +5

      Press F in chat

    • @chrisb9960
      @chrisb9960 4 года назад

      This guy: Goes out buys food and thinks about everything wrong with it.
      Then reaches for a dial and turns it up to 11.
      You gotta like that.

    • @YourLocalPlagueDoctor
      @YourLocalPlagueDoctor 4 года назад

      Damm you guys watch cooking vids :0

  • @robbyherbert
    @robbyherbert 4 года назад +468

    Is anyone gonna mention the fact that he put a fried egg on top of a burrito that already had eggs in it? I aspire to be that extra

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 года назад +7

      Twas a chimichanga

    • @eternity0nhigh
      @eternity0nhigh 4 года назад +34

      And diced avocado on top of the same burrito that already had sliced avocado inside it 😂

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 года назад +5

      @@eternity0nhigh twas a chimichanga

    • @milliecb1
      @milliecb1 4 года назад +35

      ...Don’t you mean eggstra? I’ll show myself out

    • @silvergirlsweets9076
      @silvergirlsweets9076 4 года назад +3

      He lives in Austin. Thats a normal ish thing to do there :) we like to be extra

  • @WhatClutch713
    @WhatClutch713 3 года назад +117

    Made the first one today for my family and in-laws (minus the fresh tortillas)... absolute crowd pleaser! Thanks Joshua, really look forward to trying more of your recipes!

    • @zelblancaflor
      @zelblancaflor Год назад

      try fresh tortillas. def a game changer

  • @RSun75
    @RSun75 4 года назад +1787

    British people: *crams full english breakfast into a burrito*

    • @succulentravioli954
      @succulentravioli954 4 года назад +21

      @@miris9693 how is your bri ish breakfast crispburrito crisps and fish and chips breakfast and crisps?

    • @Gldengrl27
      @Gldengrl27 4 года назад +15

      so then faith comes by hearing, and hearing by the Word of God. I dont know about you but I like living lol. Jesus came to give us all eternal life. After this one, if you choose Jesus to be your Lord, you will have an eternal life after this one. His love greater than anyone youll ever know, because i dont know not one person on this earth who would die for people who hated them.

    • @lilpilatesvevo4493
      @lilpilatesvevo4493 4 года назад +23

      @@Gldengrl27 huh?

    • @mariagamez990
      @mariagamez990 4 года назад +18

      @@Gldengrl27 bitch stfu

    • @peng_uinn
      @peng_uinn 4 года назад +1

      Y E S

  • @melodystone8099
    @melodystone8099 4 года назад +180

    Me: Just watching Josh do his thing like usual
    When my mom comes in the room: 2:41

  • @vera8656
    @vera8656 3 года назад +4

    I have insomnia and watched this at 3:15 am. It's too late to eat and this video made me so hungry, I got teary-eyed watching it.
    Well done, sir!

  • @leosaffron222
    @leosaffron222 4 года назад +500

    “Calm down Philly people”
    The entire city of Philadelphia: so you have chosen death
    Confession: I am from Pgh

    • @KraXxuS
      @KraXxuS 4 года назад +6

      Philly people get mad cuz they're the only people who think cheese whiz is the only cheese option for one.

    • @Bosslife-bs2mc
      @Bosslife-bs2mc 4 года назад +20

      @@KraXxuS naw, whiz ain't the best. I don't know who u kno but aint no nigga in Philly eats a cheese steak with whiz cheese😂😂

    • @allisonherr333
      @allisonherr333 4 года назад +6

      Ayyyy philly! I love finding pa people I live in a smaller town near Hersey!

    • @biohazard724
      @biohazard724 4 года назад +5

      @@KraXxuS Actually only a handful of places use whiz. Most steak spots use either sharp cheddar or mozzarella.

    • @mpaone02
      @mpaone02 4 года назад +8

      @@KraXxuS we get mad when it’s a ‘cheesesteak’ but not shaved rib eye for starters. Whiz is crap. The mornay did not offend. The peppaaasss though. We’re very specific and fight with each other so pay us no mind. Papa do what papa want.

  • @browngriffin5602
    @browngriffin5602 4 года назад +1869

    I love how guy's that cook at home instead of eating out everyday is getting normalized. Because of you sir I've not spend a dime at McDonald's for 3 months now, just cooking at home learning from you! Thank you for normalizing this!

    • @rihardsrozans6920
      @rihardsrozans6920 4 года назад +190

      When was that ever not normal?

    • @cakekyo7
      @cakekyo7 4 года назад +47

      @@rihardsrozans6920 come to Latin America, you will see where it is not normal so you know what he means.

    • @darkrac2
      @darkrac2 4 года назад +7

      Bet you spent a lot more on home cooking

    • @browngriffin5602
      @browngriffin5602 4 года назад +79

      @@darkrac2 eh yeah but it's totally worth it cause I know what I put into the food I'm eating lol.

    • @browngriffin5602
      @browngriffin5602 4 года назад +36

      @@rihardsrozans6920 there's alot of places where it ain't normal. Seeing a guy another guy cooking other than Gordon Ramsey is pretty rare when it comes to normalizing a guy cook. It's kinda rare from where I am. Know I just cook for my wife cause I love it, I just love how men are normalizing it on social media and video platforms. It really shows alot.

  • @BonkyuAsh
    @BonkyuAsh 3 года назад +92

    So many things hand made with love meanwhile I'm like:
    "I'm going to buy some tortillas, bacon, pico de gallo, and hash browns so I can copy this the lazy way 🙃."

  • @Skyvlk
    @Skyvlk 4 года назад +168

    Nothing beats that adrenaline rush from the morning heart attack.

    • @taetm8868
      @taetm8868 4 года назад +5

      Dont forget the early morning stomach ache 😋

    • @LightSeira
      @LightSeira 4 года назад +1

      Well that guy is not afraid of oil and butter!

    • @powandwow750
      @powandwow750 4 года назад

      hell yeah brother

    • @Fleurdecarmel
      @Fleurdecarmel 2 года назад +1

      Steak, butter and eggs are good for you 😊

  • @landonwhitman9317
    @landonwhitman9317 4 года назад +372

    Me over tryna save up for a wagu steak
    Josh: casually using it in a burrito

    • @evasionefiscalegang
      @evasionefiscalegang 4 года назад +31

      ima tread on you and you cant stop that

    • @p1xlb522
      @p1xlb522 4 года назад +10

      is that really a wagyu? on my second thought it was sirloin/new york strip

    • @landonwhitman9317
      @landonwhitman9317 4 года назад +7

      @@p1xlb522 pretty sure it is. Look at the marbling but I could be wrong

    • @landonwhitman9317
      @landonwhitman9317 4 года назад +10

      @@evasionefiscalegang good luck

    • @jakobus977
      @jakobus977 4 года назад +24

      Not waygu just a high quality cut

  • @dvirolberg5677
    @dvirolberg5677 4 года назад +45

    2:40
    I'm literally dying here🤣🤣🤣

    • @khanyithemba5170
      @khanyithemba5170 3 года назад

      The scream tho😂😂😂😂so unexpected !!💔

    • @miqeas007
      @miqeas007 3 года назад

      Stoppppp😂✋

    • @Icepapii
      @Icepapii 8 месяцев назад

      Bruh🤣

  • @zeus717
    @zeus717 4 года назад +40

    Ironically this was posted night time here so imma watch this starving to sleep.

  • @nowiknow6005
    @nowiknow6005 4 года назад +127

    Mom: Go learn something! I don't want you playing video games all day!
    Me: Watches Joshua Weissman

    • @dummdumm2679
      @dummdumm2679 4 года назад +5

      @blv i said stop dont expect anyone to like it

    • @stryker0ae
      @stryker0ae 4 года назад +2

      So uh... you did what ur mom told you.. good job?

    • @DarkVileScream
      @DarkVileScream 4 года назад +1

      I learn more on cooking from YT than I did in high school cookin classes, but I did learn excellent knife cutting skills 🔪

  • @moth_belly
    @moth_belly 2 года назад +9

    This is my husband's favorite dish and I plan on making it for dinner tonight. (We love having breakfast for dinner!) Thank you for sharing, this was very helpful!

  • @thegirthquake8574
    @thegirthquake8574 4 года назад +207

    How other food-toobers flex: Rolex watches
    How Josh flexes: Guuci slippers and Wagyu for a breakfast burrito

    • @knifeboi5589
      @knifeboi5589 4 года назад +13

      You really had to do Babbish like that, really?

    • @simptrix007
      @simptrix007 4 года назад

      Well I still prefer to see costly watches worn rather than when someone holds them hostage in bank vault. I feel like its natural to feel some envy.

    • @keydasagittarius9505
      @keydasagittarius9505 4 года назад +1

      @@knifeboi5589 I been with babish too long.

    • @thegirthquake8574
      @thegirthquake8574 4 года назад

      @@knifeboi5589 I love my man Babby, but there's just two levels of flex.

    • @thegirthquake8574
      @thegirthquake8574 4 года назад

      @@simptrix007 Oh absolutely. But to be fair, there are two kinds of watch owners: The ones who buy Rolexes, and the ones who know about the bigger fish.
      It's not a condemnation, but a lack of interest in a bigger pond, so to speak.

  • @brittanysavage2065
    @brittanysavage2065 4 года назад +410

    This isn’t just a cooking channel this is a freaking comedy cooking channel. Subbed for the personality, staying for the delicious food 😏

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 3 года назад +4

      same, these videos randomly got recommended to me and after watching quite a few i love the humor and the expertise equally

    • @flamenco1961
      @flamenco1961 3 года назад +1

      Unless if you're from Philly !!

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro 3 года назад +5

      It wasnt funny to me

    • @taylorlacusta2075
      @taylorlacusta2075 3 года назад +4

      @@enjoyitbro if its not your style of comedy then no need to continue watching or commenting :)

    • @amirking5452
      @amirking5452 2 года назад

      @@taylorlacusta2075 but he is here for the food

  • @peterinbrat
    @peterinbrat Год назад +10

    I use a bag of Jimmy Dean Breakfast Skillets, a dozen eggs and around a half pound of cheese to make four extra large burritos. I wrap in aluminum foil, put in the fridge and eat them in the car on the commute.
    I also make Quiche style with mushroom/bacon/onion/spinach/Swiss using the precooked bacon bits from BJ Wholesale. I used frozen chopped spinach I thaw in water then firmly squeeze the water out before adding to the mix.
    Nothing wrong with the video if you're making it on the weekends, but I'm already working and cooking dinner. I can make either mine in under 20 minutes if the spinach is thawed at about $2 each.

  • @JoshuaBenton22
    @JoshuaBenton22 4 года назад +109

    Me: "Cool, queso."
    JW, an intellectual: "MOR-NAYYYYY sauce"

    • @MangaManiac
      @MangaManiac 4 года назад +1

      I thought it was a belchamel first. I mean, true italian belchamel is with cheese, milk, butter, flour, salt, pepper and nutmeg.

  • @ThreeMusketeersGaming69
    @ThreeMusketeersGaming69 4 года назад +60

    _Me on my way to the store to buy tortillas_
    *"Papa says no"*
    _Me U turning through 4 lanes of traffic_

  • @jpcan2023
    @jpcan2023 11 месяцев назад +2

    My fiance just told me I need to make this everyday. LOL I gotta go back to your tortilla video. I hate all the store bought tortilla come with plastic bag and has palm oil in the ingredients. Your recipes are always so fun to watch and make! Thanks Josh!

  • @walkablesteak4574
    @walkablesteak4574 4 года назад +31

    The fact that I am watching this while hungry and it’s the morning makes it even more tortures than a usual video from Josh 😞😔😣

  • @tessa9940
    @tessa9940 4 года назад +166

    "A breakfast chimichanga, worthy of a kiss, from Deadpool himself." 😂💋👌

  • @dylaniorio8604
    @dylaniorio8604 3 года назад +3

    There's a heart on the burrito at 4:27. That's real love in the food.

  • @soulknife20
    @soulknife20 4 года назад +171

    New Mexico breakfast burrito. Eggs, chorizo, potatoes, green or red chile.

    • @joshhaugh1
      @joshhaugh1 4 года назад +5

      I was just about to say anyone who thinks these are perfect breakfast burritos hasn't ever been to NM lol

    • @vanessamcnessa6058
      @vanessamcnessa6058 4 года назад

      With Peyton's chorizo. Mmmm

    • @burialbridge.mp4
      @burialbridge.mp4 4 года назад

      Someone has to teach him how to make some red chili sauce, do you think Bueno Mild will suffice?

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 4 года назад

      Oh hell yeah I'm making that tomorrow

    • @ijustlike0010
      @ijustlike0010 4 года назад +1

      @@joshhaugh1 lol the only two memories I had of NM when I visited was skating a ditch and those banging breakfast burritos

  • @ziggybrady5170
    @ziggybrady5170 4 года назад +153

    This looks like the perfect hangover cure out

    • @Biring1
      @Biring1 4 года назад +3

      Hopefully you have a SO who would make it for you. I know that I wouldn`t be able to do this hung over!

    • @kangurulmusic
      @kangurulmusic 4 года назад +3

      yeah like you will be able to do anything with your head doubled in size

    • @Tyreekdb
      @Tyreekdb 4 года назад

      @blv naaa check out uncle samsonite but meme content

    • @aaronmead861
      @aaronmead861 4 года назад

      blv stop

    • @ABadGamble
      @ABadGamble 4 года назад +1

      If I wanted a hangover cure for breakfast I could just go to a decent restaurant and be back home feeling better by the time he starts hitting his cheese with a fuckin blowtorch lmao

  • @Squizznot
    @Squizznot 6 месяцев назад

    Making burritos tonight, never attempted the "seal" before, but will be making a go at it. I was like, I should RUclips the method so I know what type of pan (and fat if needed) to do it, and I find Josh. I love your work, and have for a few months now. Thank you for the tips. I switched to tupperware a month ago because you suggested it...literally changed my life!

  • @walkablesteak4574
    @walkablesteak4574 4 года назад +101

    Joshua: (sniffs bacon) “ahhhhhhhhh” 😫😫😫

  • @StockDoctortrade
    @StockDoctortrade 4 года назад +106

    We need Joshua to open a restaurant

  • @GreyRavenTarots
    @GreyRavenTarots 3 года назад +7

    Thank you! Anytime I’m looking for new ideas for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, I know exactly where to go.😍

  • @ak1ra449
    @ak1ra449 4 года назад +667

    alternate title: how to feed a whole bar of butter to your family

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 4 года назад +23

      Yeah, can’t lie this dude goes kinda crazy with the butter. Extremely unhealthy

    • @micahwillis6429
      @micahwillis6429 4 года назад +8

      @@wat5709 butter makes everything better and if you don’t want to eat unhealthy I think you found the wrong channel 😂 no hate 🥰

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 4 года назад +22

      @@micahwillis6429 alright, have fun with clogged arteries, heart disease, obesity, hypertension, high cholesterol, etc. Nobody should not be eating this much butter daily, unless you’re fine with only making it to 55.

    • @lilybrandsma3404
      @lilybrandsma3404 4 года назад +10

      @@wat5709 considering your profile pic, I'd say this is more of your own issue...
      Also, exercising and eating plenty of other foods without lots of saturated fats will help to balance it out. It's not a death sentence.

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 4 года назад +9

      @@lilybrandsma3404 oh so you think my profile picture is my real life picture... that’s sad. Have fun dying young because you like to eat a whole stick of butter per day! It’s like you’re living in the 50s or something before people knew butter was bad for you. Fat ass.

  • @PrimalLuxrays
    @PrimalLuxrays 4 года назад +14

    I say “B-HOLE” instead of B-roll when that moment comes and sometimes you just set me up so well.

  • @codacreator6162
    @codacreator6162 3 года назад +2

    Used to be a Mexican cucina down the road that served the BEST breakfast burritos in the Universe. Called the “Gringo Burrito,” it was a large, homemade tortilla filled with hashed browns, ham, breakfast sausage, bacon, egg, and cheddar cheese. So so good and insanely huge for about $5, essentially feeding two people. I love Mexican food! Which makes me lucky that I live in Arizona and not Minnesota… 😁

  • @lovelyb5493
    @lovelyb5493 4 года назад +58

    Omg please do a Ghiradelli Peppermint Bark remake... everyone like this, so he can see it ❤️😭 perfect for the holidays

    • @imawakemymindisalive13
      @imawakemymindisalive13 3 года назад

      yes, and he can grind his own chocolate again and make his own peppermint candy 😂

  • @CookAvecDan
    @CookAvecDan 4 года назад +1301

    My girlfriend was just like a spicy burrito.
    It hurt when she left me

    • @CookAvecDan
      @CookAvecDan 4 года назад +13

      I wanted to say i really like all of your videos and your tiktok shorts, you are an inspiration for me :-)

    • @aaronmead861
      @aaronmead861 4 года назад +5

      blv stop annoying person

    • @rhea7693
      @rhea7693 4 года назад +1

      Aww

    • @SS-mf5df
      @SS-mf5df 4 года назад +2

      @blv no.

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 года назад +7

      She was only using you for a free meal, a free toothbrush and place to fill her hole til she was less annoyed by her ex.
      Don't worry, it doesn't get better.

  • @nlr11276
    @nlr11276 3 года назад +1

    My son can pass for your brother! Everytime I watch your video, I feel like I'm watching my son...lol...sending virtual hugs!! Great vid!!

  • @crazedcat27
    @crazedcat27 4 года назад +19

    That sensual "AANnHH" at 2:41 is what does it for me.

  • @seal290
    @seal290 4 года назад +27

    This is literally what I was looking for on youtube

    • @swisski
      @swisski 4 года назад

      @blv Duude, just Staahhp!

    • @norasoete7228
      @norasoete7228 4 года назад

      @blv shut the fuck up

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 года назад

      I literally just reported that guy for spam

  • @RainMaker1855
    @RainMaker1855 4 года назад +7

    Josh is so smooth people are just going to overlook the "socks with open toe sandals" thing. Respect.

  • @angelalvarado1448
    @angelalvarado1448 4 года назад +186

    So we all ignoring the moan when he sniffed the bacon....😐😐😐 ok I guess we are 😀🤌

  • @SuzanneBaruch
    @SuzanneBaruch 4 года назад +23

    2:57 I think we need to talk to Papa about those socks with sandals he's wearing 😂

  • @CarolinvonPetzholdt
    @CarolinvonPetzholdt 3 года назад +9

    The first one is the best.

  • @YamiHikariHime
    @YamiHikariHime 4 года назад +23

    Joshua says Cwispy once:
    My brain recieving that sweet sweet seratonin 👁️👄👁️

  • @coreylu3283
    @coreylu3283 4 года назад +8

    By the time I finish making this, it'll be time for lunch.

  • @CiniMini69
    @CiniMini69 2 года назад +1

    2am and I'm watching this while starving. Just going to eat my keyboard now. gn

  • @glucilleabygail
    @glucilleabygail 4 года назад +55

    “Roll that fattie up” that hits home

  • @mal5728
    @mal5728 4 года назад +58

    The “and nobody laughed” made me laugh more then the joke😂😂

  • @ramondamian5067
    @ramondamian5067 3 года назад +16

    You guys have breakfast? I barely wake up and make myself a coffee and have a banana on the go.

  • @talliburr2893
    @talliburr2893 4 года назад +13

    I made one of these (chimichanga) and had different fillings and toppings in mine, but I kept the crema... and while I already like breakfast burritos, these really sent them into another plane of existence. Thank you for this. I’ll be making a lot of these from now on I think :’))

  • @AngelicalOrABeat
    @AngelicalOrABeat 4 года назад +44

    I love how he deadass used a wagyu steak for a breakfast burrito

    • @이시네-w3d
      @이시네-w3d 4 года назад +5

      Wouldn’t expect anything less from papa culinary hypebeast

  • @fishhead1227
    @fishhead1227 3 года назад

    Of all the legendary breakfast burrito videos I’ve made for RUclips, yours top mine. Well done sir.

  • @billyfleming2667
    @billyfleming2667 4 года назад +260

    But better: noodles and company Mac and cheese

    • @Kremepaii
      @Kremepaii 4 года назад +5

      Wouldn’t it just be but better: Mac and cheese..?

    • @barrackobamar
      @barrackobamar 4 года назад +5

      Just make mac and cheese and it could be better

    • @TypeeeShi
      @TypeeeShi 4 года назад

      Isn’t the series about making fast food better?

    • @billyfleming2667
      @billyfleming2667 4 года назад +2

      @@TypeeeShi yea, but is olive garden fast food

    • @TypeeeShi
      @TypeeeShi 4 года назад

      @@billyfleming2667 he could probably do popeyes mac and cheese

  • @jaydenliu2653
    @jaydenliu2653 4 года назад +28

    Day 12 of asking Josh to make a series where he shows us everything that can go wrong when we make his recipes, especially for the complicated ones

  • @rusjun5
    @rusjun5 3 года назад

    Joshua is one of the few youtubers that are actually funny

  • @loganavery4951
    @loganavery4951 4 года назад +247

    When you said "2 teaspoons of garlic powder" and then showed a clip of you dumping like 1/4 cup of garlic powder in there...
    same.

  • @ayladavis6257
    @ayladavis6257 2 года назад

    Every night I regret watching your videos before bed when I shouldn’t be eating. Yet here I am again.

  • @alexandrewoodworth8563
    @alexandrewoodworth8563 4 года назад +304

    Who else is watching this knowing damn well they will never cook this on their own.

    • @enyacsengeri3517
      @enyacsengeri3517 4 года назад +2

      i don't even like eggs sooo...

    • @thecurseddinkleberg4086
      @thecurseddinkleberg4086 4 года назад +2

      I'm never gonna go to the effort to do all of this

    • @azuromesser849
      @azuromesser849 4 года назад +4

      Not for breakfast, that for sure.............

    • @RNKel1
      @RNKel1 4 года назад +1

      Me! Also that one guy who was selling out dumb stuff isn’t here yet yay

    • @danieldanielson2324
      @danieldanielson2324 4 года назад

      Yeah I don’t see myself spending over an hour to make breakfast. Even on the weekend. Cool takeaways though like the sauce for the chimichangas and the scrambled eggs

  • @walkablesteak4574
    @walkablesteak4574 4 года назад +47

    “Hash browns get in your gums and it’s hard to talk because the hash browns are just like “WHATS UP 😉” 😂😂😂

  • @puddin5950
    @puddin5950 2 года назад

    I’m watching while intermittent fasting 😩😩😩looks absolutely amazing

  • @sarahfye786
    @sarahfye786 4 года назад +873

    I’m going to say something that may make papa hate me: sausage is better than bacon in a burrito. Sorry, not sorry. Hope papa still loves me.

    • @yaboichickenlegs2035
      @yaboichickenlegs2035 4 года назад +63

      100% sausage is better

    • @kjdude8765
      @kjdude8765 4 года назад +64

      @@yaboichickenlegs2035 Especially fried off Chorizo. So much flavor.

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 года назад +32

      Sausage is for people who don't understand what flavor is so they throw their entire spicerack into a bowl of miscellaneous ground meats.

    • @kjdude8765
      @kjdude8765 4 года назад +79

      @@WakeNBakeBro Those are very short sighted fighting words!

    • @kitcat9447
      @kitcat9447 4 года назад

      Absolutely!

  • @elfenixnight
    @elfenixnight 4 года назад +16

    joshua: we all have one thing that we love to eat that we're not really proud to talk about
    me: spicy mcchicken with fries stuffed inside?
    joshua: i love tempura fried makimoto
    me: oh yeah that too

    • @AdventureGypsie
      @AdventureGypsie 4 года назад +1

      Omg I love mcchickens! However with no Mayo, add ketchup, mustard, pickle and slivered onions. Still with lettuce. Fresh. :)

    • @imawakemymindisalive13
      @imawakemymindisalive13 3 года назад

      i’ve never been to Mc Donald’s...

  • @kathleenrivard2881
    @kathleenrivard2881 3 года назад +20

    Cooking this with my mom on facetime today. This looks delicious and doable. Breakfast for dinner!!!

  • @mrkitty2800
    @mrkitty2800 4 года назад +62

    Not many people will know this but it would be cool if Josh made Aunt Annie’s pretzel dogs. DO IT

  • @kyliemoore9013
    @kyliemoore9013 4 года назад +107

    If only you would have posted this 5 minutes sooner. I literally just finished cooking my breakfast and sat to eat...

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 года назад +2

      As if you were going to pull put the steak, pico de galo, hashbrowns and freshly made tortillas from outa your @** in order to make these for breakfast.. Stop lying to yourself.
      Also a bowl of cereal doesn't count as "cooking breakfast"

    • @kyliemoore9013
      @kyliemoore9013 4 года назад +14

      @@WakeNBakeBro I enjoy cooking for your information. So when I say cook I actually mean cook so im not lying to myself. Here's a little tip, just because a recipe calls for something doesn't mean you have to add it. I know you don't know that but its true. Plus the only thing I didn't have is the pico de galo. Anything else to say? I mean you apparently know alot about my life and hobbies. Thats sarcasm BTW I don't expect a low life like yourself to catch on.

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 года назад

      @@kyliemoore9013 Yikes. Lighten up a little bit Kay. I was just messin' with ya. The only thing I really enjoy doing is cooking because it's the the only thing I'm good at tbh. Truthfully, I wouldn't put much effort into breakfast though, because I don't eat breakfast and I'm not a morning person. I also never have pico since I can't ever find fresh cilantro. Sorry if I made you upset, I was really just joking with ya. Or we can fight if you want. Up to you really

    • @kyliemoore9013
      @kyliemoore9013 4 года назад +7

      @@WakeNBakeBro I honestly thought you were being one of "those" commenters. Its hard to tell that you were joking but thats the case we cool then.

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 года назад

      @@kyliemoore9013 I make it hard to tell on purpose to find the real chefs. An amateur would have never held their ground and told me off like that, so you have my respect even though you called me a low life which hit hard because it's the truth.
      I just like messing with people cuz I'm drinking and need to sleep but also a little bit of hatred for amateurs who act like they know what food is shines through. And this is the result. 😅

  • @judithmdza9500
    @judithmdza9500 Год назад

    I had a chef that I followed already chef John, on here but now every time I want to cook something I frantically look for a video of you cooking that first, I just love the content it’s just *chefs kisses* great content!!

  • @nhouayang2597
    @nhouayang2597 4 года назад +7

    Loved it. I started making the breakfast burrito but it became a dinner burrito when I finished.

  • @maybevn7693
    @maybevn7693 4 года назад +17

    2:41 I regret having speakers for today.

  • @assiradarling8981
    @assiradarling8981 2 года назад

    The way you cook is just 🤌🏻🫰🏻🤩😍😋🤤 perfection

  • @spritezecplaysson2078
    @spritezecplaysson2078 2 года назад +5

    I've just made the first burrito 🌯 and it was delicious!!! 😋 The only thing I changed was the bacon 🥓 (I used thinner sliced) and the type of cheese (I used a mixed blend) since its the only ones I had on hand. But the recipe was still 😃 great 👍 since to me the simple pico de gallo was the star ✨ of this dish. Thank you for sharing as always!!! The clearly thought out instructions were easy to follow, even for a newbie beginner cook like me.

  • @iisansann5510
    @iisansann5510 4 года назад +13

    i wake up at 11 by the time i'm finished this gon be a dinner burrito 💀💀💀💀

  • @hajnalkavarhegyi7440
    @hajnalkavarhegyi7440 3 года назад +1

    Dude!!!!!!!!! Had major foodgasm thanks to that awesome burrito 🤤🤤🤤🤤

  • @asiasowa
    @asiasowa 3 года назад +4

    WOW, all the burritos look GENIUS! Thanks for the recipes! You are a true king of breakfast :D

  • @sfx-0t_m0st96
    @sfx-0t_m0st96 4 года назад +4

    THAT “AAAAAGHHHHHHH” WAS HILARIOUS 😂

  • @drpretzel2086
    @drpretzel2086 10 месяцев назад +1

    I can confirm these are tasty as I made 3 of each for my grandmother and mother for breakfast and they loved them

  • @DJoy221
    @DJoy221 2 года назад +19

    Lol I straight up made homemade tortillas this morning because your burrito looked sooooo good 😮 currently cooking my eggs 😂

  • @Gavin-hy2eh
    @Gavin-hy2eh 4 года назад +9

    i love when papa gets genuinely frustrated and masks it with “angwy”

  • @caseymcadams5483
    @caseymcadams5483 4 года назад +1

    Dude Josh what's up man? Have you not been to New Mexico, home of the breakfast burrito? Try it. Might be your new model. Only thing missing: green chili, or red chili... Or Christmas style(both). Total game changer

  • @LukeBeks
    @LukeBeks 4 года назад +65

    "Copious amounts of breakfast dreams wound up into a voluptuous of flour and fat" oh talk dirty to me

  • @mooimahorse2263
    @mooimahorse2263 4 года назад +25

    "So we know our basic breakfast... eggs, bacon, toast, bleh"
    Me just eating bread: 😔

  • @chaseflora5677
    @chaseflora5677 2 года назад

    It's 6AM and this was in my recommended. I need these in my life rn.

  • @montanabincyphin
    @montanabincyphin 4 года назад +4

    That’s actually how I love my eggs so thank you for making this video

  • @cryptopd9841
    @cryptopd9841 4 года назад +14

    He's literally flexing with wagyu steak ( I am jealous )

  • @prayerplace7777
    @prayerplace7777 9 месяцев назад +2

    Yum! Yum! I am going to my kitchen and make it now, excellent presentation, nice personality too. Im hungey.

  • @morganeclipse9038
    @morganeclipse9038 4 года назад +74

    "Whoa whoa whoa, I think we may have a showstopper right here."
    _Video continues._
    "How many other lies have we been told by the council?"

  • @lengannduch7691
    @lengannduch7691 4 года назад +16

    2:41 me: [hmm intensifies]

  • @TheMixingBowlHomestead
    @TheMixingBowlHomestead 3 года назад

    Maaaannnn, you made me hungry just with the intro 😂 😂

  • @naseemnabriet2662
    @naseemnabriet2662 4 года назад +162

    I want to see inside your fridge so bad. Like what ingredients and snacks do you keep around

  • @ImIsAnn
    @ImIsAnn 4 года назад +8

    Me: (sees the thumbnail)
    Also me: That tortilla looks homemade. 🤔
    Also also me: Sorry Papa. I’m going store-bought. On to the fillings! 🤣

  • @johnkim1043
    @johnkim1043 Год назад

    Hahahahaha your opening montage is SICK!!!!! Level 11 for sure!

  • @DerekEidahl
    @DerekEidahl 4 года назад +10

    "Pickled onions because... why not"
    *Ethan Chlebowski has entered the chat*

  • @StevenGamesHD
    @StevenGamesHD 3 года назад +26

    I just realize that steak he made might have been wagyu steak cuz I didn't see the marbling at first. Josh really likes to flex on us in every aspect

    • @BeardedBeaner
      @BeardedBeaner 3 года назад +1

      Oh I noticed the marbling, my dreams are made of wagyu 😂

    • @maskedman327
      @maskedman327 3 года назад +3

      The guy used nutmeg and wagyu for one burrito he be flexing on us