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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @C3DMRFJ
    @C3DMRFJ Год назад +341

    Turtles are fine, they enter brumation, and can stay alive under ice for months.

    • @lordfrostdraken
      @lordfrostdraken Год назад +61

      They wasnt under the ice, they WAS the ice

    • @littletonoskill7550
      @littletonoskill7550 Год назад +20

      That's so only certain species

    • @theventhatiqtho8112
      @theventhatiqtho8112 Год назад +35

      Only box turtles, those poor guys are dead

    • @thetruth1862
      @thetruth1862 Год назад +9

      I like Turtles!

    • @deanoh4395
      @deanoh4395 Год назад +7

      I heard that some people put their turtles/tortoises(?) in the freezer because the winter in some places is too warm for them to bury themselves in frozen ground... I guess (hope!) the video was just a joke ❤

  • @hanzucio6936
    @hanzucio6936 Год назад +79

    I bursted out into a laughter when glen just said “so long peasants” 😂😂😂

  • @ShalimarX32
    @ShalimarX32 Год назад +148

    Glen using fast pass: I feel guilty. Kaif using fast pass: Games the game. Glen is surprised kaif is an arsehole?

    • @alfadasfire
      @alfadasfire Год назад

      Nah not asshole, you paid quite a bit extra on an already expensive ticket. You shouldn't feel guilty, you paid more for that SPECIFIC PURPOSE. Feel guilty? don't spend more money and queue up like the others

  • @voxumo
    @voxumo Год назад +128

    Wait a second... Glen is married? How long has this been the case? 23:21

    • @voxumo
      @voxumo Год назад +9

      Also I hate that I know exactly what Glen is talking about around 30:44...

    • @oogaboogaboogahaha
      @oogaboogaboogahaha Год назад +20

      I thought the same thing like wtf glen is married?

    • @KiatoNatsuko
      @KiatoNatsuko Год назад +45

      He’s been married a long time, in videos in the past when there was a clip of dancing at a wedding glen said to kaif that glen didn’t dance at his wedding kaif remembers since he was at the wedding

    • @voxumo
      @voxumo Год назад +4

      @@KiatoNatsuko huh, guess it just never fully stuck in my memory

    • @SpaghettiBelly
      @SpaghettiBelly Год назад +19

      She also draws his thumbnails

  • @ARPTakao
    @ARPTakao Год назад +15

    ofc the welsh guy says the sheep is "lovely"

  • @K0ksaCZ
    @K0ksaCZ Год назад +39

    I never expected me and glen to be the exact same person while shitting.. Once you need to focus, everything goes off, you focus, you beg, the worst is when you need to start praying xD

    • @staticmonkey8436
      @staticmonkey8436 Год назад +1

      SAME!!!! I have to pause anything that’s playing and just FOCUS sometimes!

  • @kernan3348
    @kernan3348 Год назад +12

    30:15 glen trying to explain full rom injury to kaif but he thinks it's an age thing haha

  • @teaser6089
    @teaser6089 Год назад +32

    25:54
    This was failed the moment he tried to do this shit, but the people that tried to "help" the waiter are making it worse NEVER try to pull of an item of a waiters tray, they position all the items usually to be in perfect balance, if you rip an item off it will instantly destroy what balance the tray had and make everyone's day a bad one.
    31:00
    Relatable

  • @LordofScythes
    @LordofScythes Год назад +23

    Keep forgettin glens married

    • @Pepsi_Dog_
      @Pepsi_Dog_ Год назад +4

      He is? Damn

    • @Rev_Boneman
      @Rev_Boneman Год назад +8

      Bro I didn't even know in the first place lmao, he hit us with the "when I got married" and I got so damn confused

    • @thecompanioncube4211
      @thecompanioncube4211 5 месяцев назад +1

      Dude looks in his teens

  • @Tambo_Titan
    @Tambo_Titan Год назад +12

    love your vids.... i stayed up till 11:30 for this....i am sleep deprived for greatness....

  • @thomasvlaskampiii6850
    @thomasvlaskampiii6850 Год назад +2

    Those pandas bring new meaning to "punching out a kid"

  • @MrJake892
    @MrJake892 Год назад +26

    Hold up.... Glen, you're married? When did this happen??
    Congratulations dude!

    • @SpaghettiBelly
      @SpaghettiBelly Год назад +4

      His thumbnails are usually done by his wish aswell

  • @hawlkman
    @hawlkman Год назад +8

    As someone with ibs I can relate to the taking your shirt off...

  • @Hoshi9Zoe
    @Hoshi9Zoe Год назад +4

    5:01 nah, that bird actually thinks that golf balls are eggs. that type of bird (Red-legged seriemas) smash eggs on the ground to eat the contents

  • @yelfyzandora7999
    @yelfyzandora7999 3 месяца назад

    "Kind of like fing a donkey."
    'That's not true."
    Words of experience.

  • @silver474
    @silver474 Год назад +4

    To sum up: “That’s mingen”

  • @redaureolin1324
    @redaureolin1324 Год назад +6

    7MINS AGO LETS GOOOOOOOOO, LOVE THESE VIDS found y’all from your shorts, funny as fuck!!

  • @dealwithit8323
    @dealwithit8323 Год назад +16

    so the "the russians are here" video, the kid in the video did the "Kazotsky Kick" which is usually a russian dance

  • @picax8398
    @picax8398 6 месяцев назад

    that gyaaad at 19:37, i felt that lol

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor 3 месяца назад

    3:55 When my sister and I went to Orlando Studios with our dad, he got us FastPass tickets, it was great. Of course, I was around nine or ten years old, so I didn’t think much on it, but it was still fun

  • @Dugfire180
    @Dugfire180 Год назад +4

    Thank god I'm not the only one who does that when taking a mean shit. The other part is occasionally standing up to keep the legs from falling asleep.

    • @l33tninja1
      @l33tninja1 Год назад

      My daily life with sever ibs

  • @Sysleeper22
    @Sysleeper22 Год назад +1

    Bro I actually had my turtle freeze like that once. Rip bob

  • @lizcollinson2692
    @lizcollinson2692 Месяц назад

    So British feeling uncomfortable skipping the queue. 😂

  • @spokels196
    @spokels196 Год назад

    1:30 that is how my parents says I was borned, the doctors didn't even have time to put on gloves.

  • @TechTheFeck
    @TechTheFeck Год назад

    That stomach ache one got me, I've felt that

  • @THEterminallance999
    @THEterminallance999 Год назад +1

    That guy who fell asleep standing up reminded me of my first 3 days of marine corps bootcamp where I actually ended up doing that because we didn’t sleep for that entire 3 days shit sucked and I literally just faceplanted because of how tired I was 😂😂😂

  • @lonelymuffin2601
    @lonelymuffin2601 5 месяцев назад

    One of my friends went to the bathroom, threw up, walked out and said “all right time for seconds”

  • @mikealjohnsson
    @mikealjohnsson Год назад

    22:20 THE FUCKING SMOKE DETECTER HAHAHA

  • @captainhyperion2936
    @captainhyperion2936 Год назад

    Glen: *feels guilty for using fast pass* meanwhile Kaif: Don't hate the Player, hate the game

  • @KatharsisTF2
    @KatharsisTF2 Год назад

    Bro its all s**** and giggles till someone shiggles really got me

  • @totobyafrica8148
    @totobyafrica8148 Год назад

    NoBeans bingo hits differently with this video ong

  • @helpfulDeathgod
    @helpfulDeathgod Год назад +5

    Having both been in the fast pass lines, in the special lines they sometimes have for people who are going on the ride without a group, and being in the huge group line, I don't particularly care. Even as a kid, or young teen going down the solo line, it's very simple to explain. It was originally so the smaller groups can fill in the extra seats when one or two groups weren't the right size to fill all the seats, and then it became an extra way to literally pay for a separate line.
    It's been too long for me to say if the FastPass is size limited now as it was for when I went, but it's also been ten fuckin' years since I've been to a Disney anything.

  • @tzeentchnco.7441
    @tzeentchnco.7441 Год назад +1

    I once had a food poisoning so bad, I had to bring out every part of my mental will to NOT pass out from the intense pain.
    By the end I had such an intense cold sweat.

  • @alexselness8309
    @alexselness8309 7 месяцев назад

    turtles can only hold thier breath for so long

  • @VictorG09
    @VictorG09 Год назад

    25:25 Kaif’s face during the entire thing is just 😶

  • @akhileshchandorkar1807
    @akhileshchandorkar1807 Год назад +3

    Second comment lets gooo, watching the vid rn and can say, it does not disappoint

  • @NPC-nn4qe
    @NPC-nn4qe Год назад

    Female pandas have literal baby cannons... who'da thunk?

  • @firefox5714
    @firefox5714 2 месяца назад

    If an animal gets frozen in ice then they are usually perfectly fine. Freezing the body drastically slows down how fast it works to a level where its not dead by its running on Low Energy. Thats why most space movies involve Cryo-Sleep. They freeze the body so it can stay preserved over a long time.

  • @meme.videos
    @meme.videos Год назад +2

    Sharing this with all my friends! 😂🤣

    • @meme.videos
      @meme.videos Год назад +1

      Possibly mine are not worse

  • @DarkonFullPower
    @DarkonFullPower Год назад +1

    0:21 EYY Its that stolen sound effect again. The bang and "scream."
    Wonder where that actually came from?
    Edit: 0:42 Yes it is edited.

  • @ender_wolfgodin_the_ruins9319
    @ender_wolfgodin_the_ruins9319 Год назад

    When you fart twice and your teacher says hes changing flavors

  • @Qildor88
    @Qildor88 Год назад

    The one on the toilet. Is not that you have to take the shirt off. But take your head in the shirt and then place your head in your hands😂

  • @stephengalvinjrtrue
    @stephengalvinjrtrue Год назад +1

    37:19 that went from anywhere in Massachusetts to either Western Mass. or somewhere round’ Plymouth County or Barnstable County (Cape Cod). I am from Massachusetts.

  • @tobiasreinhold7642
    @tobiasreinhold7642 Год назад +1

    33:25 Upon closer inspection... actual snake, actual attempt at biting him. Scary.

  • @Yuurkk
    @Yuurkk Год назад

    Turtles were probably like: damn time to hibernate

  • @Firestorm2056
    @Firestorm2056 Год назад

    My sister started to fake punch me in the face so many times until she finally decked me with her full force

  • @vhaelen326
    @vhaelen326 9 месяцев назад

    0:45 they are not in danger, tortoises are animals that go into torpor similiar to hibernation, i think its not 100% required for them but in general its healthy, there are people who put them in the freezer for the duration of torpor, some people depending on the climate actually burry the tortoises in their backgarden etc when its freezing outside

  • @JustASleepySloth
    @JustASleepySloth Год назад

    that's anime protagonist level of clumsy and' also that bear clip is why men don't live as long as women lol

  • @Mimeturtle
    @Mimeturtle Год назад

    The knees are gonzo, absolutely destroyed. Source: I’m older than the shrek movie and my knees make crunching sounds when I bend em

  • @Pandor25
    @Pandor25 Год назад

    6:08 Pickachu do thunderbolt! (Pull out a tazer)

  • @dogstar75
    @dogstar75 Год назад +1

    Glen and Kaif really need to update their hair, boys looking like they from 2009 listening to Kasabian.

  • @leonthepromoreno
    @leonthepromoreno Год назад

    It took Me a while, but the guy at 6:28 is from Last Week Tonight theme music video.

  • @KintokiSan
    @KintokiSan Год назад +3

    25:34 kaif's face is priceless

  • @speeefy2766
    @speeefy2766 Год назад

    37:07 I want those Calvary sabers

  • @robbmitchell7846
    @robbmitchell7846 Месяц назад

    38:04 You've got a concussion.

  • @freinypaola1305
    @freinypaola1305 7 месяцев назад

    If women had babies like pandas, it would be so traumatizing af😂😂

  • @andreanecchi5930
    @andreanecchi5930 Год назад

    0:54 for the winter turtles are ready

  • @Chemzyyy
    @Chemzyyy Год назад +22

    the first vid didnt even sound human some demon is living in that person

    • @NyxTheZenith
      @NyxTheZenith Год назад

      It's an edit

    • @thewatcher1552
      @thewatcher1552 Год назад +2

      The original video was something exploding meme I think it was an outlet

  • @Pixl-qb8
    @Pixl-qb8 Год назад +1

    Once had a 8 hour delay

  • @ludokai2691
    @ludokai2691 Год назад

    5:16 POV: Welsh date-night.

  • @nyxmoonveil025
    @nyxmoonveil025 Год назад

    Fast pass? More like previlege pass as a friend jokingly said. XD

  • @Somtaaw7
    @Somtaaw7 2 месяца назад

    Oh that knee! That's a ligament injury right there

  • @Maurodax
    @Maurodax Год назад

    Kaif need to see Black Sheep, that's reason enough to fear sheep.

  • @kwocci3049
    @kwocci3049 Год назад

    As someone with chronic constipation, I know all too well that feeling.

  • @apollynya
    @apollynya Год назад +20

    How did half these people not know Glen's married? I thought that was common knowledge (sorry if this sounded rude, not my intention)
    I forgot not everyone came here because of gaming and some have only been here for the reactions

    • @NathanDreiNicor
      @NathanDreiNicor Год назад

      Even if I arrived here for gaming content, I've heard jack-crap about him being married lol

  • @goldenguy3251
    @goldenguy3251 Год назад

    If I had a penny for every time they said something was minging, I'd end poverty.

  • @anorangepear5792
    @anorangepear5792 Год назад

    4:21 ok if you think that makes you feel terrible, try paying for a clear pass that lets you skip to the front of the lines at TSA at the airport and they put you in front of the handicap line. Become that happened to me and my friend like 3 weeks ago. We felt so awkward cutting in front of their line

  • @WolfofSid64
    @WolfofSid64 Год назад +1

    Obviously it isn't the first time that guy's talked about his ex and financial problems lmao

  • @tiffany8946
    @tiffany8946 Год назад

    Most freshwater turtle species survive the winter by submerging themselves in water. Only a few species can survive being completely frozen, so many dive below the frost line of your pond, where the temperatures remain relatively consistent.

  • @extremedegree1688
    @extremedegree1688 Год назад

    Bro the switch came out in 2017 lmao

  • @AaaaNinja
    @AaaaNinja 8 месяцев назад

    22:06 That beep! It's actually not a myth.

  • @ChristinaHeadley-sk2ig
    @ChristinaHeadley-sk2ig 11 месяцев назад

    Nobody else noticed the dude on the toilet with his pants still UP?!

  • @JustASleepySloth
    @JustASleepySloth Год назад

    the best response I saw to the door ding toktok was a vetran or something that took off his prosthetic legs that clip hits real different

  • @djsnowman06
    @djsnowman06 5 месяцев назад

    I always thought the welsh associated sheep with happy endings...

  • @RandyPlezure69
    @RandyPlezure69 10 месяцев назад

    16:58 “I really wanna mojo dojo casa hose” What…?

  • @cojones8518
    @cojones8518 10 месяцев назад

    Pandas the Yeet Bears.

  • @ebixxdracion
    @ebixxdracion Год назад

    31:57 kids are freakin' brutal!!

  • @luvenin
    @luvenin Год назад +2

    Glen went to Universal Singapore!? How did I not know? Hope you enjoyed Singapore!
    Edit: I did not know it wasn’t just Glen but Kaif and probably a few others of SR as well, I hope you guys liked Singapore!

  • @mikesinyaboot5992
    @mikesinyaboot5992 Год назад

    4:06......."Gaaayyyyyy".

  • @generalharold7709
    @generalharold7709 Год назад +1

    WHAT? GLENN IS MARRIED? SHIT! I HAD MY CHANCE!

  • @luxyf3r
    @luxyf3r Год назад +2

    23:03 Wait wait wait. Glen is married? Congrats mate🎉🎉

  • @imblackmagic1209
    @imblackmagic1209 Год назад

    tops coming off, i can relate

  • @josiahm6271
    @josiahm6271 Год назад

    At 28:38 I have been on those before that speed and height means that when she lands it would be like jumping off a 3 story building onto concrete.

  • @NYCMOMO
    @NYCMOMO 9 месяцев назад

    Good thing it wasn't the Neverland Ranch back in the day a friend told me you just had to bl-w your way to the front of the line. A friend told me that ..... a friend.

  • @logansrevenge1214
    @logansrevenge1214 Год назад +1

    Who ever held the camra just sat there while that horse ripped a$$ just for a tik tok😮.

  • @Arlecchini
    @Arlecchini 8 месяцев назад

    24:20 the switch came out in 2017 not ten years

  • @kirstygunn9149
    @kirstygunn9149 Год назад

    I gave birth to my second baby almost as quick as those pandas he wss premature and the nurse told me to give a good cough and he would be out i did and he almost shot out. The whole labour was only 4hrs but he was really small and ill . He just turned 16 years this month.

  • @Fyrecide
    @Fyrecide Год назад

    28:31 I'd eat it 😎🤣

  • @Pandor25
    @Pandor25 Год назад

    6:17 Love is nordique de quebec tuque. :D

  • @bigspoon.
    @bigspoon. Год назад +1

    Big Spoon 🥄

  • @nunyabidness674
    @nunyabidness674 Год назад

    20:40, don't think dude was asleep, think that was a seizure
    30:51, You two have experienced shitting your pants while sitting on a toilet? I try to drop my pants before sitting down, tends to be a fair bit easier...

  • @JBSwapz
    @JBSwapz Год назад +1

    WAIT! Glen is married? WTF!?

  • @oliver2746
    @oliver2746 Год назад

    26:35 when I was little I had a friend who loved climbing on and over anything. One day while entering a store, she climbed on top of the fence (held together by several horizontal steel beams), and proceeded to slip and fell with her legs wide open & hit her whole damn poosay on the beam. Ambulance had to be called and that shit was bleeding like crazy. So yes, that fucking HURTS, even for women

  • @BallisticPaper
    @BallisticPaper Год назад

    hey nobeans wheres the skibidi video at. love the videos

  • @Swankydopeshow
    @Swankydopeshow Год назад

    22:24 you already know

  • @tylerkraus9214
    @tylerkraus9214 Год назад

    Go watch the part at 33:04
    I can say I have messed up a cannon ball worse than that I hit the bottom of the pool and broke 3 bones in my foot

  • @kiandavidermina9160
    @kiandavidermina9160 Год назад

    Day 5 of asking Glen to react to analog horror content

  • @Kensoor
    @Kensoor Год назад

    If you dont get the russian one, search russian dance, or kalinka russian dance.

  • @JonathanHolt1988
    @JonathanHolt1988 Год назад

    1:17 That reminds me of that scene from My Wife and Kids: ruclips.net/video/D2ooXNrqHNM/видео.html

  • @thecorrupted3217
    @thecorrupted3217 Год назад

    Its funny how many people dont know glen is married. Been here for ages.