KSP career - To Dres and back for 1500 funds

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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 306

  • @turbopumped6490
    @turbopumped6490  6 лет назад +446

    For such a unremarkable planet Dres is surprisingly hard to reach .

    • @clouds-through-a-window8942
      @clouds-through-a-window8942 6 лет назад +22

      It’s unremarkablity is what makes it my most favourite planet.

    • @epicbastard1
      @epicbastard1 6 лет назад +15

      Same as Moho. The plane change and orbit injection burns have insane dv cost.

    • @aaroniter8163
      @aaroniter8163 6 лет назад +1

      Why exactly is an unstable plane so hard to fly?

    • @epicbastard1
      @epicbastard1 6 лет назад +13

      Because it wants to flip, spin and then fly tail first.

    • @yato3335
      @yato3335 6 лет назад +2

      It's so small and without any atmosphere. So it looks like an asteroid

  • @ln5321
    @ln5321 6 лет назад +646

    That rolling start is brilliant.

    • @Crimsonedge1
      @Crimsonedge1 6 лет назад +13

      Jeb's too legit to quit.

    • @adamzackheim3193
      @adamzackheim3193 6 лет назад +1

      Why does it remind me of shadow zone?

    • @Kaerbanogue
      @Kaerbanogue 6 лет назад +5

      Omg so the landing... What nasas waiting to hire him lol

    • @_samtsa
      @_samtsa 6 лет назад +7

      20/10 would roll again

    • @kiloalphaone2622
      @kiloalphaone2622 6 лет назад +1

      "Argh I puked in my helmet again!"

  • @camicus-3249
    @camicus-3249 6 лет назад +430

    We all know Dres doesn't exist. This was just filmed on the Mun and the colour was edited in post. You can't fool me!

    • @goku445
      @goku445 6 лет назад +68

      Kerbin is flat

    • @scaprod558
      @scaprod558 6 лет назад +6

      I am a pro-Dres person and I tell you that it exists!

    • @tacticalkyuubi8147
      @tacticalkyuubi8147 6 лет назад +3

      Hold up now you might be able to call me Betty and slap me side ways! But I know Dre's when I see her and that was not Dre's!

    • @tollyjones1344
      @tollyjones1344 6 лет назад +1

      @@tacticalkyuubi8147 Dres*

    • @trevorfarrell5047
      @trevorfarrell5047 6 лет назад +13

      It was all made from altered footage in the secret Dres forgery headquarters in Dresden.

  • @jupiterbjy
    @jupiterbjy 6 лет назад +496

    Door = airbrake + Landing gear + Parachute, pure OP tech of kerbals

    • @lcarus42
      @lcarus42 5 лет назад +16

      but think of how many kerbals were lost in the development of this great tech.

    • @Misha-dr9rh
      @Misha-dr9rh 4 года назад +6

      +Shock Absorber+Wheel

    • @maximidze2286
      @maximidze2286 4 года назад +5

      + engine (4:35)

    • @Misha-dr9rh
      @Misha-dr9rh 4 года назад +4

      @@maximidze2286 no, the reaction wheels are the engine.

    • @maximidze2286
      @maximidze2286 4 года назад +1

      @@Misha-dr9rh ah, right. But without those doors it would break tho

  • @ftwgaming0
    @ftwgaming0 4 года назад +188

    Imagine holding in a fart then releasing it for extra DeltaV while doing a burn.

    • @enderground9542
      @enderground9542 3 года назад +22

      that was probably what the engineers tought about while making lv-1 ant engine

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 3 года назад +4

      Or puking

    • @dsdy1205
      @dsdy1205 3 года назад +5

      You should wait to fart at the end of the burn for maximum Oberth effect

  • @00RV00
    @00RV00 6 лет назад +237

    That was amazing on so many levels: The SSTO design was beautiful, the lithobraking, the rolling spin, the plane change avoidance, the high drag design... you used every trick in the book of delta-v savings while looking classy. Boss.

  • @rafnavi4500
    @rafnavi4500 4 года назад +80

    All jokes aside, this vessel was VERY fuel fricking efficient. I probably wouldn't even get to the Mun with it. Props to you man

  • @arctifire5709
    @arctifire5709 6 лет назад +437

    0/10 didn’t land on the launch pad

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 6 лет назад +256

    "Eurgh! I puked in my helmet _again!"_
    And I thought puking in a SCUBA mask was disgusting...at least you can purge the regulator pretty easily and get to the surface in a few minutes. Jeb has to live with that stuff around his neck for _years._ He's gonna need quite the shower when he gets home...

    • @immort4730
      @immort4730 6 лет назад +28

      Timothy McLean I mean it's not like he had much in his stomach to puke out in the first place...

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 лет назад +14

      That's not much of a comfort.

    • @immort4730
      @immort4730 6 лет назад +6

      Timothy McLean Fair point.

    • @gamedungeon3088
      @gamedungeon3088 6 лет назад +4

      I’ll just take my helmet off
      Gets sucked into space and suffocates

    • @sleepydog9968
      @sleepydog9968 6 лет назад +11

      "who says you cant eat dinner more than a dozen times?"

  • @thedrwatson4363
    @thedrwatson4363 5 лет назад +47

    There's ballistic re-entry, and then there's*this*
    good job, lad, we went to Dres for the cost of a used car.

    • @KSPAtlas
      @KSPAtlas 4 года назад +2

      Why buy a car when you can go to dres

  • @steel.croissant
    @steel.croissant 4 года назад +14

    I love how in the end it's "...removes the need for a heavy parachute"
    *Has parachute ready*

  • @o0alessandro0o
    @o0alessandro0o 6 лет назад +104

    I... Don't... Even. Please excuse me while I pick up my jaw from wherever it fell.

  • @rainrope5069
    @rainrope5069 6 лет назад +27

    the shock absorber doors were genius. but like mad scientist genius. still genius.

  • @plebking2597
    @plebking2597 6 лет назад +74

    ROLLING STAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT

    • @jmstudios457
      @jmstudios457 5 лет назад

      Ah yes a see you are a man of culture as well

  • @DrDrake-lq8nh
    @DrDrake-lq8nh 6 лет назад +24

    1:55 I can imagine the people at ground control goin crazy. but anyways great video!

  • @theperpetual8348
    @theperpetual8348 6 лет назад +50

    Those goddamn doors, every time!

  • @titou1384
    @titou1384 6 лет назад +24

    "gently"
    *horns blasts*

  • @The_Joend
    @The_Joend 5 лет назад +9

    "...risky new landing tecnique"
    me:"He's definitely gonna just smash into dres...
    *Ship smashes into the planet*
    me:"PERFECT LANDING!!"

  • @crustyplunger8738
    @crustyplunger8738 6 лет назад +19

    And i thought that video where a guy did a mun mission for 6000 was impressive

  • @jujubean7664
    @jujubean7664 5 лет назад +16

    And I can’t even get there with infinite funds

  • @regiel3052
    @regiel3052 6 лет назад +120

    We thought he was dead ...... Hazard ish , stratzenblitz and other super kerbonaut were king of ksp until now .... He s back with his cheap vessel for hardcore mission !! We call him "Jewrbonaut" .

    • @tiancilliers
      @tiancilliers 6 лет назад +2

      dont forget brad whistance

    • @freevbucks8019
      @freevbucks8019 6 лет назад +1

      The jew word is forbidden in this comment section

    • @regiel3052
      @regiel3052 6 лет назад +1

      Raul1988 why ? Did i say something wrong ?

    • @freevbucks8019
      @freevbucks8019 6 лет назад +3

      *Jew* rbonaut
      *lol xd lol*

    • @regiel3052
      @regiel3052 6 лет назад +1

      Raul1988 stfu if you dont get the joke .....

  • @ferghusmeighan5401
    @ferghusmeighan5401 6 лет назад +9

    I like these early career missions. I love your content!

  • @SparklrGlowyGirl
    @SparklrGlowyGirl 6 лет назад +1

    Your videos are so great and you put so much effort in to them, keep up the great work!!! Also, you are by far the best KSP pilot EVER.

  • @Remaggib
    @Remaggib 6 лет назад +5

    Dayum, awesome job, love the creativity!

  • @NightBeWheat
    @NightBeWheat 5 лет назад +1

    I LOVE the fact you Landed on my favourite Atmosphereless celestial body in KSP, like underrated things.

  • @victor_silva6142
    @victor_silva6142 6 лет назад +11

    Normally I roleplay suport live and living space for my kerbs. Exept for Jeb... Everybody knows that all that boy need to subsist is a nice rad cool fly machine!

    • @KSPAtlas
      @KSPAtlas 4 года назад +1

      Try life support mods

  • @jidgeanimations6866
    @jidgeanimations6866 6 лет назад +13

    Turbo: Today we go to Dres
    Me:K
    Turbo:For 1500
    Me:Well,sure.
    Turbo: This will take 6 Years.
    Me:**Looks at Craft** What!?

  • @ValentineC137
    @ValentineC137 6 лет назад +16

    what was the parachute in the stage bar for?

    • @Dover939
      @Dover939 5 лет назад +6

      kerbal's personal pizza parachute

  • @dotnet97
    @dotnet97 6 лет назад +5

    From the top that SSTO looks so much like the Fer-de-lance from Elite Dangerous.

    • @78tx
      @78tx 3 года назад

      o7 CMDR

  • @EtoileBleu52
    @EtoileBleu52 6 лет назад +24

    Going to Dres?
    You fool! You broke the natural order!

    • @scaprod558
      @scaprod558 6 лет назад

      Rol154 wrong. Dres is actually the Natural Order. Everybody who hasn't heard of it and is against it breaks the Natural Order.

  • @TomReidarGrndahl
    @TomReidarGrndahl 6 лет назад +6

    Power to weight ratio at its extreme.

  • @LG-rt8mq
    @LG-rt8mq 5 лет назад +1

    Jesus Christ that journey would be unbelievably uncomfortable

  • @afatcatfromsweden
    @afatcatfromsweden 6 лет назад +1

    So happy you are making videos again :D you are the King of ksp!

  • @night_aviation
    @night_aviation 5 лет назад +2

    3:33
    New possibility discovered
    'Lithobraking'

  • @rafnavi4500
    @rafnavi4500 4 года назад +2

    Next level engineering right here

  • @sage8727
    @sage8727 6 лет назад +53

    What is Dres? Never heard of it. :P

    • @shawazimorgan3009
      @shawazimorgan3009 6 лет назад +19

      RIP I saw it in the tracking center and I thought it was one of my mods

    • @Arachidowwa
      @Arachidowwa 6 лет назад +3

      It's a planet from KSP

    • @zentorini
      @zentorini 6 лет назад +3

      It's polish tracksuit

    • @sporehux8344
      @sporehux8344 6 лет назад +2

      It's a mythical place beyond the orbit of my debris field

    • @scaprod558
      @scaprod558 6 лет назад

      RC Ludi it's a stock planet.

  • @wass6088
    @wass6088 2 года назад +1

    Come back we miss you man

  • @honestlawn5389
    @honestlawn5389 6 лет назад +2

    The reason why I subscribed to this channel

  • @nobob8564
    @nobob8564 6 лет назад

    Such a cheeseball design with the doors, but it's still very clever and I love it!

  • @DR-54
    @DR-54 6 лет назад +6

    I am actually impressed, and I thought being in 3rd place world wide for a shitty flash game was impressive, this is just, what, I don't even know what to say except that I am impressed.

    • @KSPAtlas
      @KSPAtlas 4 года назад

      It's not a flash game

  • @Tensho_C
    @Tensho_C 6 лет назад

    Shock absorbent doors, the most useful dorrs on the market. Missing a parachute during landing? need extra drag? Need a boost on launch? These doors got your back!

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 6 лет назад +2

    He’s back, baby!

  • @christianmelucci4985
    @christianmelucci4985 2 года назад

    The rolling start had me subscribed

  • @Actinide5013
    @Actinide5013 5 лет назад +2

    I don't even know how you kept Jeb alive for that long.
    he died in my third mission on sandbox mode.

  • @diamondmcgaming2866
    @diamondmcgaming2866 4 года назад +1

    I just went to the Mun while watching this

  • @graxx478
    @graxx478 6 лет назад +1

    Yeah, that’s usually how my missions go too.

  • @entropiated9020
    @entropiated9020 6 лет назад +11

    Amazing work, as usual. I'm assuming you calculate all this before building it out, but do you also have a certain aspect of trial and error in your work as well... or do you do it right the first time every time?

    • @turbopumped6490
      @turbopumped6490  6 лет назад +18

      Yes both calculations and trial and error , I also like to experimentate with different ways to do things on these missions .

    • @Dover939
      @Dover939 6 лет назад +2

      savestates are king

  • @Sooqa00
    @Sooqa00 6 лет назад +3

    Wow, you are master :> Great work!

  • @JYF921
    @JYF921 6 лет назад +1

    3:17 - “Jeb nervously prepares for a radical new landing technique.”
    Who are you and what did you do to Jebediah Kerman? That’s Bob’s personality!

  • @PM-4564
    @PM-4564 5 лет назад +1

    5:07 That golden rectangle tho

  • @piek123
    @piek123 Год назад

    bro, you with that rocket got to dress, and i with 300T couldn't get to Duna. Ur godam genius. + HOW ON EARTH DID I NOT KNEW ABOUT ROLLING METHOD.

  • @ZealotFeathers
    @ZealotFeathers 6 лет назад +1

    Wooooooooooowwwwwww you are a KSP stunt man, my friend

  • @jason_thegoblin
    @jason_thegoblin 6 лет назад +1

    Found this channel by accident earlier this morning, and I've been screaming "no f***ing way" while watching your content since then. Kudos.

  • @doctorpyanco8963
    @doctorpyanco8963 5 лет назад +1

    In The 3 years. Jebediah playing Human Space Program with your Friends. But, nothing of Wi - Fi

  • @Jura55icpark0ur
    @Jura55icpark0ur 4 года назад

    I watched this video while waiting for a 15 minute Kerbin capture burn

  • @rafnavi4500
    @rafnavi4500 4 года назад +1

    This guy out here recycling rocket parts better than Spacex. They should hire you lol.

  • @videomaker5167
    @videomaker5167 6 лет назад

    why did i not find you earlier? this is amazing!

  • @zomgpirate
    @zomgpirate 6 лет назад +1

    This was all made possible due to having invincible doors

  • @chrisdelzell8467
    @chrisdelzell8467 6 лет назад

    So if you think about it: whoever controls the doors, controls space.

  • @lyly_lei_lei
    @lyly_lei_lei 3 года назад +1

    Huh, it takes me over a million to get to Jool and even Eve. Granted, my strategy is 9 gigantic SRBs pushing a massive second liquid fuel stage. I have a mod that you can use to increase sizes (amongstus many others), so basically most of my rockets are just Manatee engines strapped on top of an enlarged Clydesdale that also has 8 enlarged Thoroughbred the push it. The SRBs alone can make the rocket escape Kerbin.

  • @jemuelmongado5030
    @jemuelmongado5030 5 лет назад +1

    authority limiter for pitching up... genius.

  • @ryanrising2237
    @ryanrising2237 4 года назад

    There was a parachute in the stage! I saw it! But no, you just had to be all “hold my beer” and land without it, huh?

  • @Nasa742
    @Nasa742 6 лет назад +2

    This is really kool you are amazing at ksp

  • @tdwtcotter
    @tdwtcotter 6 лет назад

    Jeb needs an Olympic medal for those flips

  • @eekee6034
    @eekee6034 2 года назад +1

    Excellent landing technology! :D
    I can't find the big-door cargo bays in 1.12. :( But... they are totally OP. That last landing hit the grass at 140mph and just bounced a tiny bit. (62.7m/s = 226km/h = 140mph)

    • @agtshaw
      @agtshaw 2 года назад

      they nerfed the cargo bays in 1.12 theyre no longer op

    • @eekee6034
      @eekee6034 2 года назад

      @@agtshaw So sad! But I think I can live with it.

  • @Kurogane_666
    @Kurogane_666 5 лет назад +2

    Please release the craft file, I tried to build it from the video, FAILED miserably hahaha

  • @ProWhitaker
    @ProWhitaker 6 лет назад +1

    Thanks for the video

  • @Zamolxes77
    @Zamolxes77 5 лет назад

    Nicely done !

  • @Dragonfyre.
    @Dragonfyre. 6 лет назад +1

    How in the f*ck do you not have more subs? The stuff you do may not be the biggest but it is certainly impressive and shows true piloting skill :)

  • @JohnsterSpaceProgram
    @JohnsterSpaceProgram 5 лет назад +1

    Just wondering but how many attempts does it take you to get it right?

  • @chrisp.9069
    @chrisp.9069 6 лет назад +1

    Wow you have some skills!

  • @cuddlybunion341
    @cuddlybunion341 5 лет назад

    OMG, so briliant!!!

  • @СергейЦветков-л8й
    @СергейЦветков-л8й 4 года назад

    It was like a space shuttle landing

  • @TitanWuzTaken
    @TitanWuzTaken 6 лет назад

    I think jeb is going to go insane after 6 years alone with no one to talk to.

  • @rapidraven1419
    @rapidraven1419 5 лет назад +1

    you are a GOD

  • @AstroHopefulBenjaminGottsch
    @AstroHopefulBenjaminGottsch 6 лет назад +4

    How much force can those doors take?

    • @mikicerise6250
      @mikicerise6250 6 лет назад +10

      Unknown. Never seen them break. It's theorised that they're strutted to another dimension and reinforced with miniature black holes.

    • @RED40HOURS
      @RED40HOURS 6 лет назад

      Miki Cerise black hole shield

    • @Dover939
      @Dover939 6 лет назад +1

      Somewhat dependent on your FPS. I would trust them to take around 60m/s at most, anymore and there's a chance frames will get skipped and the effectiveness is reduced.

  • @DeDerpyDerp_
    @DeDerpyDerp_ 6 лет назад +1

    NASA called.
    They want you there.

  • @kalj7
    @kalj7 4 года назад +1

    Bad ass music!

  • @ferghusmeighan5401
    @ferghusmeighan5401 6 лет назад +3

    For the landing, why didn't you use the kerbal parachute?

    • @turbopumped6490
      @turbopumped6490  6 лет назад +10

      Cant use the personal parachute while seated , and I wanted everything recovered.

    • @sambailey5191
      @sambailey5191 6 лет назад +2

      Recovering the vessel gives him money back, reducing the cost of the mission

    • @ferghusmeighan5401
      @ferghusmeighan5401 6 лет назад +3

      Oh I understand. It would be nice if squad made it so you could deploy the parachute while seated but I understand in early career, recovering hardware is crucial. Also thank you very much for replying :)

    • @JYF921
      @JYF921 6 лет назад

      It is possible via glitch, proven by Hazard-ish.

    • @ferghusmeighan5401
      @ferghusmeighan5401 6 лет назад +3

      Max J. 1.4.3 released yesterday enables you to deploy parachutes while seated.

  • @neonfighter8912
    @neonfighter8912 6 лет назад +1

    A rocket I would build that just fly a sub-orbital flight costs at least 3000 funds, and u make it to other planets with 1500 funds, gg

  • @a7xgh442
    @a7xgh442 6 лет назад

    Amazing!

  • @mertj1508
    @mertj1508 6 лет назад

    this is only mildly completley crazy

  • @ilikecheese4518
    @ilikecheese4518 5 лет назад

    jesus i forgot dres even existed

  • @damnlemons5331
    @damnlemons5331 6 лет назад

    you wot
    i can understand using ion engines,i can understand using a small craft
    BUT NO CHUTES?! THATS JUST MADNESS!

    • @Dover939
      @Dover939 6 лет назад

      landing without chutes is surprisingly easy on kerbin, even more so on eve. Haven't found a method to do it on duna yet though

    • @bahrinadrian5072
      @bahrinadrian5072 6 лет назад

      "You are nothing compared to the power of the doors"
      --kyle, on the door monster channel

  • @salair54
    @salair54 6 лет назад

    Nobel Prize for the cheapest KSP spacecraft to reach Dres
    Another Nobel Prize for the highest skill level man (and kerbal) have seen

  • @MaximumBan
    @MaximumBan 6 лет назад +1

    Are you a KSP God?

  • @lionbryce10101
    @lionbryce10101 6 лет назад +1

    How many passes for the aero brake did it take?

    • @turbopumped6490
      @turbopumped6490  6 лет назад +1

      3 including the final descent to the space center .

  • @twig4661
    @twig4661 4 года назад

    and here i am building a 6 nuke rocket with like 10,000 delta v and still cant manage to make an encounter with dres

  • @Joshs4stro
    @Joshs4stro 2 года назад

    great job

  • @marianandnorbert
    @marianandnorbert 6 лет назад +1

    craft download?

  • @VinEvgeni
    @VinEvgeni 6 лет назад

    HOLY ..... this is insane. how?!?!

  • @RED40HOURS
    @RED40HOURS 6 лет назад

    ima use those shock absorbent doors

  • @cirno-_-baka2095
    @cirno-_-baka2095 4 года назад +1

    Omg u are Incredible. Its too perfect (cheats?)

  • @g1dr3s
    @g1dr3s 6 лет назад

    You can try land SSTO with kerbal parachute! I think its a nice idea. A new feature from 1.4.3

  • @MlokLik
    @MlokLik 6 лет назад +1

    Wow, and i need 200,000 funds to get to minmus and back, with ultra tech and atomic engines, even with 4.5k delta v in the last stage..

  • @kirmie44
    @kirmie44 6 лет назад

    You could have gotten rid of the parashute too and used the one the Kerbal has equiped

    • @turbopumped6490
      @turbopumped6490  6 лет назад

      the parachute in the staging was the personal parachute.

  • @bartacomuskidd775
    @bartacomuskidd775 6 лет назад

    * right-click.. drag.. right-click.. drag... * DAMMIT!

  • @pauulthefair
    @pauulthefair 6 лет назад

    Landd soooo close to the KSC. SOOO CLOSE

  • @samnelson3526
    @samnelson3526 4 года назад

    um - he hit the ground at over 130 miles per hour - those are pretty darn good shock absorbers

  • @maxlin3442
    @maxlin3442 3 года назад

    3:14 Nervously?Jeb is never nervous