Crown Your Short King - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 19 янв 2024
- Three short kings (Bowen Yang, Marcello Hernández, Molly Kearney) compete against a tall man (Jacob Elordi) for a woman's (Chloe Fineman) heart.
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Reminds me of that article "Is he cute or is he just tall and white?" LOL
Wait.. what?? 😳😂🤣
Hahaha my internal voice whenever I’m watching something Ryan Murphy produces
6”1?
@@kgal1298”Is this actually good or does it just look pretty?” - my internal voice when watching Ryan Murphy shows.
@MellissaNgai Yeah, nah Im pretty sure @MavvyMaloneTv asked you a valid question. Wtf are you saying?! 😂
I'm gonna assume Chloe wrote this solely for the opportunity to make out with Jacob 😂
just made the same comment lol
Hey, it worked for that Jason Momoa sketch where Jason comes back after being stranded on an island for years. Only here, there's no fear that Chloe (Fineman, not Troast) is getting tossed around like a ragdoll. She and Jacob might fall, but it's not that dangerous.
Also, I think Marcello Hernandez could have co-wrote this, since he's probably had issues with getting women because of his height. There was a Weekend Update commentary on it.
You do realise they don't actually kids properly
who wouldn’t?
Nope, Marcello wrote it! The package joke and the wink! Naughty boy lol!
No joke I saw a casting call on backstage from SNL saying they needed 5’5 actors for a sketch. This was definitely the sketch.
first time 5'6'' guys took an inch off
@@DanMilano🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@DanMilanolmao “i’m usually 5’7” but the doctor says i’m 5’5 3/4”.”
Cause lord knows short guys aren't good for anything else. 🤣
I’m so sorry you’re short.
the funniest part is just how many of the snl cast members are ACTUALLY short kings
@@annemarson4144: the entertainingness is a form of ego protection?
They have to be funny because they aren't tall.
bro 5 8 is not short. idk when 6 foot became the minimum for dudes but they're def in the minority
@@notavailableatthemoment7623 5'9" is the average height of males in USA so that means under 5'9" is below average. People over 5'9" are often thought to be 6 foot tall because they are so close to it.
I’m 5’8 and I don’t know when it started being considered short. That’s crazy.
Yeah I choose him.
Her voice dropped, just cracked me the hell up.
Me too
Shit suddenly got "serious."
I thought, _"Woah, she's a dude now?"_ 😏
That made it so funny. That move. She is so dam n good
her visible neck strain too😭🥹
They were sooo disrespectful to Theodore 😂
To be fair, Teddy *was* one of America's better presidents. No shame in sharing a name/nickname! 😂
*Chipmunk
Poor little guy
to be honest, the kinda had to, they needed to hammer home the point that he's undesirable, while he's actually so cute 🥰
Who? Oh tiny teddy
“Incredible, little guys” 😅
💀💀💀😂😂
@thedrewlynch you were the first person I thought of when I read the title of this sketch...our short king, long may you reign
Thank you Mel for sharing your very own short king with the rest of the world... time to revisit some of #drewlynch standup specials
Drew! The GOAT of short kings
Omg Drew what a legend
Loved Mikey repeatedly calling Marcello a chipmunk.
It's somewhat accurate.
This has to be Marcello’s sketch!!😂🫶🏾
or chloe's
Why not both?
Huh, 🤷🏻 I’d guess Jacob Elordi wrote it and repeatedly flubbed rehearsals (Chloe’s so fine).
This was written, produced, directed, costume designed, casted AND soundtracked by Marcello Hernandez 😂😂😂😂😂
My dad said “this skit has Marcello written all over it” we love our short king
"from the bottom of my heart your body is just okay" so deep lol thats some Nate Jacobs type of shit😂😂
so proud of this australian man for nailing that perfectly douchey italian american accent
Pretty much the only part of his showings in this episode that wasn't underwhelming
And his chewing gum. I love it!
@ZzZ-qd1zo really, what the hell episode were you watching? Ratings and reviews were through the roof+
not even kidding this would be the perfect dating show...make the bachelorette show all this progress then bring in some random average yet tall man and watch it all crumble
Sad thing is you can do this with men to. Just make her curvy.
😂😂😂😂😂
This is exactly what happened in Average Joe
Why would that be perfect?
You mean reality
Yang should win an Emmy for acting straight.. so exaggerated and full of stereotypes and I love it!!!
Have you seen the sketch "Bowen Is Straight?" He nails the asshole straight guy stereotypes perfectly! 🤣
3:18
“Oooooh whoa, I caught a moth.”
“ꪖꫝꪖꫝꪖ ! 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓼 𝓪𝔀𝓮𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓸𝓷! 😆”
Chloe is living every girl's dream right now
She’s Fine, Man!
Every girl dreams of joining the cult of scientology?
@@GaryDelabateshe can only date other scientologists.. Just mortgage your house learn about lord Xenu and she's all yours
@@4everseekingwisdom690 done and done!
!!!!!!
Chloe wrote this sketch you can tell she a bachelor fan hysterical that kiss with jacob elordi was wild 😂😂😂.
How do you know she wrote it?
as they said they think it's because she's known to be a bachelor fan@@sha11235
@@sha11235 I think they were just guessing bc they said, "you can tell."
I’d still choose Marcello/Tiny Tedd cuz this man has me down bad for him 😂
His voice, though. So freaking sexy, I don't even know why.
love Jacob but SNL's very own petite prince>>>>>>>
I'm 5'10" I'd choose Marcello instantly 😆. My ex is like 5'7", it's really not a big deal unless you really care what you look like in photos.
@@hannahcraig6763 Not many out there like you. I've dated taller women though, and us guys usually don't care. Hope you enjoy another short guy down the road!
When he straight up called him chipmunk i died
This is EXACTLY like the reality show "Average Joe". A beautiful woman dated a bunch of average-looking guys. But THE MOMENT they introduced hot guys as a twist, she chose one of them.
Never heard of this, I need to look it up 😂
Oh yeah I remember that show, the beautiful woman and the average joes were there looking for love, but the hot guys were there to be on TV and a vacation not to fall in love as some of them claimed, and the woman couldn’t see this cause she couldn’t get past their hotness!
🤷🏻♀️
Honestly, dudes do the exact same thing. So what? Are you upset that women are catching on? Also insecure men are proven to cheat more.
Well Chloe had a lot of fun between this and the Jason Momoa one.
And Kelce.
@@Klos1neMNKelce is the hottest one
fuck no
@@jg2722
Poor Marcello. I would choose him over a tall guy, no question
you mean over jacob elordi?
Absolute cap 😂 no self respecting person would ever choose a short guy no matter how much of a king he is lol
@@roentgen822lol what
@@JUANxxTNAFAN I meant if a girl had to choose between a short king and a tall guy let’s be real hehehe
@@roentgen822 the tall guy wins every time lol unless the short guy is rich and incredibly handsome.
Marcello has had this sketch written in his soul for all his life
You know, it's easy to say that Chloe Fineman wrote this so she can make out with the host, and that is at least 80 to 90% true. But no one stops to think about what you said: that maybe Marcello Hernandez also had a hand in writing it because he probably was rejected a lot by girls in favor of a taller man.
"From the bottom of my heart your body is just ok." Are you kidding me she picked him. 😅😅
Yup. When push comes to shove many girls would rather have a tall lowlife abusive alcoholic with a couple DUIs, no car, lives at home and no job then a guy who would dare be under 5'9 and has his shit together and treat her well.
It's the world we live in. Social media has a huge impact on young girls and they would be embarrassed to have a guy who doesn't tower over them.
I'll never understand the obsession with tall men 💀 I understand tall women, but like I'm 157cm, a man over 185 is a tree to me 🌳
*nods* yup.. I can believe she went for him. if she had chosen any of the other guys', I would have known it was a work of complete fiction.
That line was over the line for humor. But, accurate.
@@emilr978 ok I get it. If women sees a tall handsome man they would do everything to be with that man. If I was a woman I would defienitly go for a tall man plus that tall man gets to carry you around without your heels which is a win win which is what makes love special.
Elordi looks like he could play Lurch
He's playing Frankenstein's monster in the new Del Toro film.
@@hoover728 Well there ya go lol
He is also playing Jack Skellington!
ONFGG STOPPP😂😂
The guy is quite lanky. He should lift weights and eat more protein.
Marcello my petite prince 🤴
too bad 99% of women think the opposite of you =(
petit not petite. He’s not a woman.
He can be my "squirt"
Girl, get in line.
@@MoniLein-yy2ue oop i didn’t know that word had gendered variations
“That don’t matter that don’t matter come sign this baby girl” 😂
I suspect Chloe wrote this sketch.
I thought it was Marcelo lol
Molly Kearney Needs To Write Sketch
And maybe Marcello, since he probably has dealt with trying to compete with tall guys in getting women.
"awww very touching squirt" Ahahahahahahahahha poor poor teddy.
It's insane that, in the current social climate, it's significantly harder to forget that I'm short than it is to forget that im black 😂
😂😂😂😂 ditto
Heightism is worse than racism.
Thank goodness i grew up in an older generation cuz women were not nearly as hung up on height, or overall as shallow as they've become in the social media age. It's almost as if men are just there to raise their own status in competition with other women... 🤔 Hmm
Lies again? Height Growth USD SGD
Make fun of someone for being overweight, something that's changeable, and people will throw a fit. Make fun of someone for being short, something that's not changeable, and no one cares.
look i've dated guys that were 6'5" and guys that were 5'4" and not only did i never feel the need to crouch awkwardly in photos in order to appear shorter than my date, the short guys were just way better boyfriends. and i'll be honest, it's actually pretty nice to be able to kiss my date without craning my neck at a 90-degree angle.
TeeHee just so happens that my bf is 6'7
@@therearewormsundermyskinth2928 weird flex, but ok
@@WilliamV1987whenever a chick says that their bf is 6'0+ istg
@@therearewormsundermyskinth2928and the fact that I took your comment as legit😂
I dated guys closer to the 5'7-5'9 range for years because of the neck craning. Thankfully gave my now husband a chance despite him being over 6 feet. 😂
Marcello Hernandez you will always be choice #1 to me 😭
Would watch Danny Devito in a Golden Short King.
Peter Dinklage!
LIsten he is not a short king. He is a little GOD@@kitcoffey7194
@@kitcoffey7194 He's too young. Only 54yo! Golden = 60-75yo.
it's not fair , who would believe any woman would choose another guy over him? give me a break
AND MARTIN SHORT!
I was at the funeral of a highschool friend last weekend and it definately morphed into a 'golden short king' episode for me once all the couples had taken leave.
You know my girl over here wrote that kissing scene in herself 😂laughing
It's funny because it mirrors reality in a very blunt way.
Not really, it's very exaggerated.
@@DebNKYunfortunately it really isn’t. Most women just have something wired in them to be unattracted to short men.
@@aubreygraham5821 I'm 5'9", they're all short. It's not a factor for me.
@@aubreygraham5821 I'm 5'9", so everybody's short. It doesn't slow me down.
@@DebNKY It’s not exaggerated.
I'd still choose Teddy ❤
Heterosexual male but same
As a gay man I agree the tall guy just doesn’t doit for me!! I’ll keep the pocket gay
*THEODORE 😂
Agreed. Theodore ftw
1:19 Her facial expressions looked soooo much like Taran Killam right here.
Wow that’s so random and obscure and also spot on
That is uncanny, man do I miss him. He was a very versatile actor.
They totally have the same blank, goofy smile
I think Molly only uses they/them pronouns? Correct me if I am wrong, but I totally agree about the Taran comparison!
@@laurenkitcat8219 Molly identifies as non binary. I just use 'they' but in most instances I try to avoid using pronouns at all.
ya.. pretty accurate.
thank you SNL for this dagger to my short guy little heart...
I loved the bit at the end where all the lil bachelors start dancing.
This hit a little too close to home 😭 at least we still have our fantastic dance moves, my short brethren! 😂😂
The way he hugged her before he put her down 🥺
Did they really makeout?
This isn't comedy, it's documentary. 🤣
Boy if this isn't an accurate representation of life in the dating pool
sad but true
That's what makes it so funny, the biting satire @@InfinitePossibiIities
Not really. I mean, the average man is under 6 feet, and the average man has a partner, so. Yeah, not really all that accurate. The problem is, a lot of men go for women who tend to have very specific....personalities and physical appearances that make them the type of people to only want someone "over 6 feet". Whilst overlooking women who are pretty or average, who have great personalities and don't care about height. This ultimately makes these men guilty of the same thing they accuse women of; being vain and shallow, only caring about physical appearence. Average men want the physically most beautiful women, but those beautiful women want the physically most beautiful men. So average men feel like ALL women just want ridiculously tall guys and average women feel like ALL men want super models; because they're both judging the entire other gender based on the preferences of the most beautiful people. It's a vicious cycle.
The problem is that there's nothing anyone can do about height. you can work on everything else but that's not enough. i think guys are willing to accept women for things they can control not things they can't @elistari1050
While there's truth in your statement you're either overlooking or not realizing the social pressure women put on each other the way they compete with each other for vain things like shoes and purses so then their choices in men become about their status and men are treated more like accessory shopping than finding who's right for them. This is more prevalent for those who grew up with a smart phone I've noticed, they're just overall dumber in every way 😂 lots of knowledge but no wisdom on what to do with any of it except again use it like an accessory to make themselves look good lol
when Teddy got called squirt 😭😭😭
He prefers Thedore.
That's the one joke that made me laugh-cringe. In every single social situation, I'm "squirt," "buddy," "partner," "scout." I'm 30.
Chloe’s just living all of our dreams at 4:34
idk which one is better being carried by him or making out with him
Don't know why every time Molly dresses like a dude I can't stop smiling 😂...it always just translates as adorable 😂
there is no way this skit was not made for chloe making out with jacob lmao
Did they really makeout? It must be so weird for them at the end of the skit
As a little guy, this is so accurate.
same. painfully accurate
Not all women are shallow
@@Repdem not as shallow as your comment, that's true
@@vrcxdc3623
I am a woman who has dated short guys. It's not a selection criterion.
@@Repdem Yes they are
As a shoet man, this hits close to home. There are so many women who just dismiss you right off the bat.
Look at the positive: at least you don't have to waste time to weed out the shallow, narrow minded and superficial women that you don't want to end up with anyway ;)
@@martijn_yt X2 👍🏻
Women do that with men in general. Most don’t like being bothered regardless of your appearance. Being approached while minding your business can be annoying
I'm a girl. And what you say is true to a certain degree cuz of how we are programmed by nature. Still, when you have something that makes you stand out, like charm, charisma, talent, wit, intelligence, creativity and a good and reliable character, believe me, girls consider. Also, style is very important - like how you carry yourself, your demeanor and how you can carry a good conversation with a girl. I'm speaking from experience.
I say, if you really like a girl, just be sincere and consistent and show her your charms.
Try being a woman…they get dismissed for EVERYTHING by guys who don’t deserve them anyway.
Man that skit was hilarious. I'm gonna go cry now.
Wow..... kudos to Bowen and Marcello for doing this. And i love them both a million per cent.
Like seriously, Bowen and Marcello, I love you. I have a friend who swears he cannot get a date because of his height (probably close to these guys).... to those women I say: you are sucky and shallow. Come on: Bowen and Marcello, both total catches (except B's gay but whatevs, still a catch).
Marcello can be my short king anytime hahaha.
I love how she walks over at the end and you see that she’s not even really taller than them or anything
Well, at least “skits” like this are being honest about how woman actually feel about short men. The comments here don’t help either. Not even going into how much Twitter & Tiktok salivate over tall men and get hundreds of thousands of likes.
What’s the point in fighting for a society like this that celebrates hating me for being 5’2? No Russian or Chinese ever hated me, called me disgusting because of my height. But woman from my own country do that daily and get supported. And I’m meant to fight & die for them?
Where do you live?
@@CHAD-LITTLE America.
You are a whiner. Get over it
short king here. this is accurate, painful and hilarious 😂
yes, about 99% accurate =(
Imagine calling yourself a short king dude have some fucking respect these people don’t fucking respect us whatsoever they just call us that coz they pity short men
This was perfect to capitalize off Jacob’s projection in entertainment! He proved he has range lol
you mean height
Unfortunately it showed he is not a great actor
This showed that he can’t act for shit. I didn’t laugh even an ounce during any of these skits. Not just because of the script but because this Jacob guy literally was cringy to watch. More so that the script entails.
C’mon SNL..”Crown your Stunning and Brave Plus Sized Princess” next week. You are on a roll..
yes.
They already did a skit with the same gender swapped joke with Jennifer lopez
Except there's plenty of guys who like bigger girls. The number of girls willing to date even their own height is practically null
@@nawdude4292the guys who like bigger girls only do so because they know they can’t get a hot fit chick. You bet your ass they’d rather get with Margot Robbie than Melissa McCarthy
love Marcello he has so many layers!!!!
Just be white and tall confirmed
‘Love don’t exist down here’
You just have to lower your standards.
Chloe is the absolute best. Hilarious.
This is a documentary.
That was great, I should've seen the ending coming though 😂
I hate how accurate this is (written as a short king)
This one hurt
These short guys have no self respect. The problem is that when they accept this clown role, they are indirectly making fun of every short guy out there.
"hey look, they're dancing!" Lol 😂
As a short king at 5’8… I laughed and got angry simultaneously.
5'8 is not short
@@spirit469Yes, it is.
5,8 is average. You're not short, you're normal.
@@mr.giggles6265chronically online
@@elistari1050 Id beg to disagree. Its normal for a Latino like myself. But I do think most guys are taller. Just what I notice.
I'm surprised this isn't a real show yet!
Give it a year 😂
No need, it’s real life
Wait a week.
That dress on Chloe 🔥😻
I think the sketch would have worked better if they didn't make the short guys look and act rather pathetic. The short guy jokes got repetitive and there's no payoff, just killing time between when Elordi's character is introduced and he and Chloe making out.
Just occurred to me that Krusty's lecture about hitting people with pies could apply to this sketch:
"The pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity!"
Yeah, there is no silver lining at the end. Just brutal.
It's unbalanced.
I agree. While there's some definitely blackpilled messaging with this sketch, I also couldn't help but notice that they made all three short guys (yes I know the 2nd one is a woman but I digress) seem rather corny and even borderline self-deprecating which I found pretty annoying. I'm a 5'6 guy myself and while I have always been self-conscious about it, I would like everyone to understand that most of us short guys still act every bit as normal as our taller peers and not in that overused "confidence" manner either that often seems contrived and phoney
see jacob pull away from Chloe after she took him by surprise with the full on kiss ? she goes in again near the end but he aint having any of it lol
Wouldnt wish that on anyone, but let’s see the “slay all day queeen” comments if lets say a 20 something actress had a similar experience with an over 30 male cast member.
I’m 5ft tall and simply don’t know what to think. I need a minute
Its over
You are taller than Alexander
the great and Kit Carson.
It is LITERALLY joever.
@@therearewormsundermyskinth2928never over
@@ruggerobelloni4743 hey thanks!
Can you imagine, even for a second, if this sketch was a guy, chosing between 3 fat girls and then a skinny one appers at the end and they keep mocking the fat ones?
Waaaaaaaaaah
So true.
I love how the audience started laughing as soon as they realized Molly was one of the guys. 😂
The sad but true reality when it comes to dating.
Hey! I thought it was Heidi who always tries to make out with the hunky guest host! 🤣
Don’t forget Ego
Ego and Jason sudekis… that was some spark! Loved it!
Heidi does it only if she can also be cheating on a dude in the sketch as well. It’s weird.
Chics are legit like this irl
as a man who is 5’3… yeah 😭
It literally never began.
Yep, it's a Jungle out there! 🧬😂 Chloe's so beautiful omg 😍
jeez but if I mention that a girl is a 'flat fiona' im the bad guy
Weight is actually a sensitive subject, unlike height. Common sense.
All the "lil" bachelor were funny 😂😂
Marcello looks so handsome in that suit.
Dude funny but seeing this in real life in the bar pretty accurate
yes, about 99% accurate unfortunately =(
@@InfinitePossibiIities true so true
I love seeing Marcello and Jacob in the same sketch!!
At 5'7", this sketch just made me depressed. Justice for short kings.
It'll never happen. Fuckin fat people get more respect and consideration SMH
Short kings are great!
I like my short kings, hugs and kisses are the best at the same level ❤❤❤
"Yeah I choose him-" loved that😂
heightpill - SNL, it's over - SNL, never get up - SNL, take your pick.
All humor is real at its core
MOLLY I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
Wow they really went at it!
Seen on a woman's actual dating profile bio-- "You must be taller than me so it looks good in pictures of us." (rolls eyes)
Given that men are 6 inches taller than women on average, I do not see a problem with a woman wanting a man who is taller than her. The problem is a lot of women only want men who are excessively taller (8 inches or more) than them. That is, average height and short women only wanting men who are at least 6 feet tall is not practical. There are not enough tall men to go around.
The audacity for the writers to name one of them Kevin 🤣
as a short guy this was funny af but also dam hurts so much
It was funny, but not funny as f. Its hurts, like atleast give her to Theo
Hahaha You're so funny Jackson!😂❤️
As I man who claims to 5'8, but knows I'm probably under that, I feel this sketch.
As a guy who keeps checking if 174cm is 5'8 or 5'9, this feels personal.
@@juho5282 I'm 5'8, a tad over
173. We are taller than Redford,
Newman, Cruise, Nicholson,
and legends like Alan Ladd,
Bogey and Cagney, all Giants
as artists. Forget historical
figures like Alexander, 4'11.
Ok Lincoln was tall and also
many other greats but I met
quite a few big lugs with the
blood facing such a long trip
that It barely reached the brain.
@@ruggerobelloni4743 We shan't forget that Osama Bin Laden was was 6'4. People tend to ignore these important things.
@@juho5282 Great men and
women, and attractive ones,
obviously come in all colours
shapes and sizes and so do
negative figures.
It’s not even a parody. Just how dating apps actually work.
Bro I am loving all the short king jokes ever lmfao
...like that chipmunk"
yeah. 🤣🤣🤣