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  • Triumph makes increasingly desperate attempts to speak with presidential candidate Ted Cruz, with decidedly mixed results.
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    In Triumph's Election Special 2016, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog hits the 2016 presidential campaign trail. Viewers will be taken from Iowa to New Hampshire to South Carolina in a tenacious news-gathering journey in the heat of the primary election season. Triumph has already visited a Democratic Debate, a Tea Party Convention, and followed a string of Ted Cruz bus appearances. In addition to crashing campaign events and mocking the press for their thirst for controversy, Triumph will take on hard-hitting issues of concern to voters on each side of the spectrum.
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Комментарии • 810

  • @alicelopez130
    @alicelopez130 8 лет назад +1975

    Triumph saying cruz's speech word for word LMAOO

    • @Rodrj82
      @Rodrj82 8 лет назад +14

      +Palestina Livre
      Obama said it 46 times.

    • @iliyanamarei
      @iliyanamarei 8 лет назад

      +Palestina Livre what about rubio

    • @alicelopez130
      @alicelopez130 8 лет назад +18

      +Palestina Livre that's true they all do repeat speeches, it wasn't a partisan thing, I just thought the moment was funny. For comedy's sake I mean.

    • @alicelopez130
      @alicelopez130 8 лет назад +18

      +Palestina Livre aww so you don't like triumph

    • @SNBSTL
      @SNBSTL 8 лет назад +18

      +Palestina Livre Yeah, inferring he was a Nickelback fan is disgraceful. Time to put that dog to sleep.

  • @shmooveyea
    @shmooveyea 8 лет назад +837

    Best part was at the start when Cruz first caught a glimpse, an utter what the fuck look came across his face.

    • @solidus_snake_
      @solidus_snake_ 8 лет назад +21

      +shmaveyea That made me cry I was laughing so hard!!

    • @user-wb2wb5oz5c
      @user-wb2wb5oz5c 8 лет назад +15

      +shmaveyea LOL yes! and wtf when the white guy pulled out his assault rifle to get signed, if that would have been someone of color....

    • @BlueMountainFog
      @BlueMountainFog 8 лет назад +13

      +Chad K Then why was 12 year old Tamir Rice killed in public with a toy gun without warning?

    • @BlueMountainFog
      @BlueMountainFog 8 лет назад +12

      +Chad K Right, so this instance shows it is possible that if certain individuals are open-carrying a weapon, which is legal in Cleveland, the police will be called. It is also possible that law enforcement may have to make a snap decision on whether or not this individual is a threat. We understand that police officers are often given incomplete information about the situation they are heading into. So, why is it hard to believe that bias plays a role when police respond to minorities perceived to be carrying weapons.?

    • @WHATISUTUBE
      @WHATISUTUBE 8 лет назад

      +BlueMountainFog we talking about black people carrying guns? There was a black man open carrying guns at Obama rallies, and yeah, people made a fuzz about it.
      Specifically MSNBC just showing him from the waist down and talking about angry racist white people that wanted to kill Obama. Otherwise he wasn't assaulted. Maybe if guns are carried openly in inner city high crime areas where there are massive gun restrictions then the situation is completely different than a guy with a gun in a low crime, rural area. It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with environment

  • @osvaldomadrid6988
    @osvaldomadrid6988 8 лет назад +1668

    So Ted's security gets pissed at a guy with a dog puppet, but has no problem when someone asked Ted to sign his semi-automatic weapon? Republicans lol

    • @dylanburnett7928
      @dylanburnett7928 8 лет назад +82

      +osvaldo madrid Wait.... holy shit you're right... what the fuck!?

    • @wademercer6317
      @wademercer6317 8 лет назад +10

      +osvaldo madrid That's why i'm libertarian all the way!!!!!!!

    • @taylorleibel4327
      @taylorleibel4327 8 лет назад +13

      +osvaldo madrid I don't see what the problem was if that person had a license to carry.

    • @CoomerGremlinDGGfan
      @CoomerGremlinDGGfan 8 лет назад +4

      +osvaldo madrid LOL YEAH THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPY AT A CLINTON RALLY

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 8 лет назад +87

      +Taylor Leibel Yeah, because "license to carry" makes a Presidential candidate and his security soooo comfortable when a guy schlepps an AK-47 to an event. *smh*

  • @spicyboi6693
    @spicyboi6693 8 лет назад +382

    hunting down the zodiac killer

  • @Enoughsenoughnomas
    @Enoughsenoughnomas 8 лет назад +541

    2:08 she says "I'm kicking them BOTH off" , meaning she acknowledged triumph as an actual being.

    • @SomeoneCommenting
      @SomeoneCommenting 8 лет назад +41

      +Chad Clifford Nope. The pupetteer and the cameraman. Smigel cannot do everything all by himself. See that some scenes even have two cameras, and they change filming angles in the same scene. It's a whole crew going around with him.

    • @danghj864
      @danghj864 5 лет назад +16

      SomeoneCommenting stop being a party pooper

    • @scotthanne1
      @scotthanne1 5 лет назад

      This comedian is a liberal and living in a fantasy land like his puppet dog.. a Democrat unemployed comedian

    • @luvmarjorie
      @luvmarjorie 4 года назад +5

      scotthanne1 Jesus... just enjoy it and laugh

    • @daves4645
      @daves4645 4 года назад +12

      @@scotthanne1 Smigel is quite wealthy. How's your401K at McDonalds?

  • @RobHollanderMusic
    @RobHollanderMusic 8 лет назад +456

    Triumph is the only reporter that treats these characters with the respect they deserve.

    • @kelleymanning1137
      @kelleymanning1137 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, if they were liberals then they would be harassed by Satan himself because that is what they deserve.

    • @bayernmunich6643
      @bayernmunich6643 4 года назад +1

      Kelley Manning bru you right

    • @perrofrio
      @perrofrio 4 года назад +1

      Kelley Manning but satan is not harassing them, so maybe they don’t deserve it 🤔

    • @saswatagupta5288
      @saswatagupta5288 4 года назад

      @@perrofrio 🤣😂

    • @hooker4749
      @hooker4749 Год назад

      Ditto

  • @remenir97
    @remenir97 7 лет назад +315

    I swear at the beggining, Cruz saw Triumph and thought 'god damn'

  • @SonyaHillJ
    @SonyaHillJ 8 лет назад +332

    "Pleaase! I am such a victim!"💀💀💀this damn dog is my favorite

  • @KL00100
    @KL00100 8 лет назад +554

    "I knew I was racist enough to be a republican." LoL.

    • @adelaideagyemang2138
      @adelaideagyemang2138 8 лет назад +1

      humorous choirs

    • @EuphoniaPooch
      @EuphoniaPooch 6 лет назад

      my fave too

    • @leegrevillea6700
      @leegrevillea6700 5 лет назад

      Triumph = Robert Smigel ( Jah-ooooooish) (you're welcome)

    • @kennethwilliams7731
      @kennethwilliams7731 4 года назад +3

      Democrats own the soft racism of low expectations! Most democrats are also outright racist against white men specifically! Even white democrats.

    • @kelleymanning1137
      @kelleymanning1137 4 года назад +1

      That's funny because most racists are liberals. lol

  • @dmoder3
    @dmoder3 8 лет назад +181

    "Tell me! When did Geppetto make you a real boy?"

  • @rakohus
    @rakohus 3 года назад +79

    I love that Triumph was hanging with the Dell dude 13 years after he totally embarrassed him in his NY live stage show.

    • @laserpanda94
      @laserpanda94 3 года назад +8

      He embarassed himself if I remember correctly! But yeah, it's cool how Triumph keeps people around like the Dell dude and Blackwolf the Dragonmaster. It's weird how he hasn't done much stuff with Subway Jared though...

  • @davidlohse423
    @davidlohse423 8 лет назад +50

    In a country where people need to laugh a lot more and be angry a lot less, Triumph is the best medicine. Still laughing years later at the segment at the hot dog shack in Chicago. Classic.

  • @TheSensfan09
    @TheSensfan09 8 лет назад +102

    Triumph on the drone, I started crying I was laughing so much.

  • @jsilva4847
    @jsilva4847 7 лет назад +55

    Cruz talks about having a backbone yet makes calls for the man who insulted his wife. Oh the irony.

  • @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343
    @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 2 года назад +53

    6 years later, it still makes me laugh.

  • @orangeoren
    @orangeoren 4 года назад +35

    I love the way Triumph pronounce
    "The Dell Dude"

  • @CausalObserver74
    @CausalObserver74 7 лет назад +58

    I see a bunch of hateful angry security law enforcement officers being the usual violent, aggressive belligerent and as always provoking the situation by pushing or being the first to take a swing.

    • @windwhipped5
      @windwhipped5 3 года назад

      They will be live in front of the world if they do..oh man Conan Obrien Show and Hulu got this guy in the front row even if he is in the back..

    • @indridcold3762
      @indridcold3762 3 года назад +2

      They are usually sexually frustrated.

    • @twiff3rino28
      @twiff3rino28 Год назад

      NH is full of inbreds. It's the far north of the Deep South.

  • @ilikeme1234
    @ilikeme1234 5 лет назад +33

    I died when he was giving Cruz’s scripted joke verbatim

  • @Peopleofthesun386
    @Peopleofthesun386 7 лет назад +64

    When he changed into Kim Davis I lost it. LOL

  • @ryder4603
    @ryder4603 7 лет назад +152

    I'm a Republican and this shit had me laughing so hard. I love Triumph. He makes fun of both sides.

    • @xzcvzxvxcvz
      @xzcvzxvxcvz 6 лет назад +21

      That's what I like about him. He takes NO prisoners! Not even Conan is safe lol

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 5 лет назад +10

      He brutalized Hillary

    • @Renaldo015
      @Renaldo015 5 лет назад +6

      Except when you do this to dems they would probably attack you.

    • @ballzcorps5146
      @ballzcorps5146 4 года назад +4

      I'm a Democrat and I agree

    • @samkellogg2805
      @samkellogg2805 4 года назад

      Bender Anglesmith true but he wasn’t saying otherwise?

  • @jamillahjames7208
    @jamillahjames7208 8 лет назад +48

    "I'm Keeeeeem Davis, I'm such a victim" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alexreyna6836
    @alexreyna6836 8 лет назад +78

    "I am such a victim" lol haha 😂

  • @mamabruce06
    @mamabruce06 8 лет назад +112

    i've watched this video like 5 times and the 'so true' at 1:15 kills me every time.

    • @xXN0cturnXx
      @xXN0cturnXx 7 лет назад +1

      what does he say i dont understand :|.

    • @effexwhore
      @effexwhore 4 года назад +4

      I came here just for that part😭

    • @MissJoy16
      @MissJoy16 2 года назад

      That's my favorite part 🤣

    • @keyqui05
      @keyqui05 Год назад

      What's triumph accent?

  • @Protoman85
    @Protoman85 8 лет назад +351

    He signed a machine gun? Creepy!

    • @LucyPLucy-ds3ml
      @LucyPLucy-ds3ml 8 лет назад +31

      +Johan Öberg (Protoman85)
      Ah, Europe...
      Maybe you should dress a skirt to protest it. That's how it works there, right? :D

    • @peaceandllov
      @peaceandllov 8 лет назад +39

      Guns are fetishized by cowards. They are few and far between though.

    • @Protoman85
      @Protoman85 8 лет назад +14

      Imagine Ahmadinejad signing someone's AK-47. Same kind of thing. But of course you're americans so I wouldn't expect you to understand the craziness of civilians owning machine guns (post indepence war, but I guess there's where you're all still at, mentally)

    • @Hopeofmen
      @Hopeofmen 8 лет назад +12

      +Johan Öberg (Protoman85) Wasn't a machine gun. That was an assault rifle. A semi-automatic one, at that.

    • @Protoman85
      @Protoman85 8 лет назад +3

      Colloquially speaking, then

  • @gilbertrivera1319
    @gilbertrivera1319 6 лет назад +12

    Ted, Ted, i love your smooth skin. When did Gepeto make you a real boy? 😂😂😂

  • @pirashik7190
    @pirashik7190 7 лет назад +17

    "You can't run away forever bitch!"

  • @doc420420king
    @doc420420king 7 лет назад +25

    @4:07 Ted Cruz hears Trump mocking him in the back and he starts to laugh

    • @InteloPL
      @InteloPL 3 года назад

      Wondered if anyone else payed attention to this xD 😅 actually Ted Cruz has a sense of humour

  • @inzane86
    @inzane86 7 лет назад +7

    I hope by now Ted Cruz cleaned his fucking tour bus. Shit looked like it just came off fury road.

  • @totigerus
    @totigerus 8 лет назад +79

    It's been great seeing triumph so much this week!!! Keep it up HULU!!!!!!!

  • @andrewmiller8364
    @andrewmiller8364 6 лет назад +22

    Teds pause when he saw Triumph the first time

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 3 года назад +8

    Ted would never stop anything to go to a Nickelback concert!!
    However, he would stop something to go to Cancun.

  • @abcd123906
    @abcd123906 8 лет назад +32

    I died laughing at the Kim Davis part

  • @Creamagination
    @Creamagination 8 лет назад +58

    Just me or is this guy copying Donald?

    • @MCNoFunAllowed
      @MCNoFunAllowed 8 лет назад +15

      +Hidden driver He's seriously just a lesser version of Donald, he's even adopted the "BUILD WALL" idea for his campaign

    • @paleocon2512
      @paleocon2512 8 лет назад +17

      +MCNoFunAllowed He waits for Trump to make an issue safe, and then consults his pollsters as to whether he should adopt that position too. Ted Cruz is such a phony.

    • @AndyFromBeaverton
      @AndyFromBeaverton 8 лет назад

      +Hidden driver
      He certainly isn't copying Trump in mannerism or style. To me, Cruz is a 21st century Joseph McCarthy. He may be 100% right about everything he is speaking about, but the way he communicates it is downright abrasive. We are such a visual society now, I don't see how he could win an election, even against the neo-commie Col. Sanders.

    • @bungierope
      @bungierope 8 лет назад +3

      Everyone is copying sanders actually

    • @AndyFromBeaverton
      @AndyFromBeaverton 8 лет назад

      Bashir Gurcele Why would anyone who wants to get elected copy the angry neo-com Col. Sanders?

  • @an3ony
    @an3ony 2 года назад +5

    THE DELL DUDE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @jcdias6951
    @jcdias6951 8 лет назад +27

    Triumph the insult dog for president.

  • @binko969
    @binko969 2 года назад +3

    Brought the Dell dude but Decided to leave Jared Fogle out of this one huh? Good idea. Smigle repeating Cruz’s speech at the same time was great. Fkn genius

  • @OfficerFlatFoot
    @OfficerFlatFoot 8 лет назад +83

    Cruz is a clown.

    • @cruxandcarnage
      @cruxandcarnage 8 лет назад +2

      Link what are u doing?! U gotta save the princess

    • @AndyFromBeaverton
      @AndyFromBeaverton 8 лет назад +4

      +RINKU But compared to the Hillary the clown and Bernie the clown, isn't he and the other Republicans more preferable clowns?

    • @ybrix101
      @ybrix101 8 лет назад +3

      +AndyFromBeaverton that''s the first time i have seen the hillary logo (as it should be displayed).

    • @thepowerfulpaet4937
      @thepowerfulpaet4937 8 лет назад +1

      +AndyFromBeaverton Good god no. If Cruz had his way America would be a theocracy. Donald Trump is statistically the biggest liar in politics. Don't even get me started on Carson. The only HALF reasonable republican candidate is Kasich, but he's about as industry standard as it gets.

    • @ybrix101
      @ybrix101 8 лет назад

      ThePowerfulPaet please give a specific on how cruz will make the u.s. a theocracy if elected?

  • @liferiot
    @liferiot 8 лет назад +10

    "He's signing a large gun... what does that mean?" - Dell dude.
    That might be the best and most terrifying question of the entire special.

  • @southrules
    @southrules 8 лет назад +12

    Smigel has the biggest balls in entertainment

  • @PaginasLetea
    @PaginasLetea 3 года назад +5

    I'm only watching this years after. Triumph was very brave following and mocking the Zodiac killer.

  • @ssm1635
    @ssm1635 8 лет назад +15

    omg they chased him around on a bus, lol.

  • @rbeygarcia
    @rbeygarcia 8 лет назад +18

    Omg Dell dude is still so adorably cute!

  • @rahullamba18
    @rahullamba18 8 лет назад +19

    oh god i died today laughing. "let me touch your skin i will make you a real boy"

    • @11azuresky
      @11azuresky 7 лет назад

      brewing storm can u explain that joke pls? I love Triumph.

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 лет назад

      @@11azuresky *Pinocchio + some other story which i don't know*
      *Pinocchio was a LYING Puppet and wanted to be a real man, Cruz is a LYING PUPPET of Trump*

  • @The_Ballo
    @The_Ballo 8 лет назад +16

    Dell dude looked high AF

  • @trust5977
    @trust5977 4 года назад +17

    Robert Smigel is a gift from the comedy gods.

  • @noobdoggaming8842
    @noobdoggaming8842 8 лет назад +14

    Triumph should have pooped from the drone haha

  • @charusharma6409
    @charusharma6409 8 лет назад +4

    i wonder how republicans would react if someone committed mass shooting with the same gun signed by ted cruz.
    i know its horrible to hope that. bt im just wondering.

  • @maxwelledison1126
    @maxwelledison1126 8 лет назад +10

    4:39 Phyllis Vance spotted

  • @clarradactyl7791
    @clarradactyl7791 4 года назад +7

    i know this is from 4 years ago, but this video is still hilarious. i legit spit out my coffee when the dell dude came out 😂

  • @Sarah-ny8lw
    @Sarah-ny8lw 8 лет назад +8

    *creepy voice* "Here I come Ted" 😫😂

  • @joselegaspi2549
    @joselegaspi2549 Год назад +2

    Bruh if Ted would have at least acknowledged Triumph and entertained him for a few mins, he could have had the rest of his tour all to himself. I honedtly believe that.

  • @yw5647
    @yw5647 7 лет назад +10

    3:16 this guy has serious issue with controlling his emotions

  • @Contractnik
    @Contractnik 3 года назад +2

    Cruz ignoring him is exactly why he lost - humorless.

  • @FurnGuyJo
    @FurnGuyJo 8 лет назад +11

    When did Geppetto turn you into a real boy, lol

  • @Gamerafighter76
    @Gamerafighter76 7 лет назад +16

    I'm so glad my friend showed me this.

  • @stash.
    @stash. 8 лет назад +5

    0:12 haha i lost my shit when he paused *DAfuq* when he noticed the puppet (^o^)

  • @gptnewera
    @gptnewera 4 года назад +1

    Thankfully Im not an American, but allow me to say anyone who doesn't respect triumph as a comedian, lacks good sports, so he definitely doesn't deserve to be president

  • @DarrinStarkJr
    @DarrinStarkJr 7 лет назад +8

    Man, Triumph is the greatest troll.

  • @StorminMormin91
    @StorminMormin91 8 лет назад +6

    If I woulda known Triumph was in my home state, I would have been there at all costs!

  • @veegob5287
    @veegob5287 2 года назад +3

    Lol!!!!! 6 years later, genius!!!

  • @garylobo348
    @garylobo348 9 месяцев назад +1

    You know Cruz has a great sense of humor. He should've talked to Triumph.

  • @theirishman8356
    @theirishman8356 Год назад +3

    Triumph on a drone was the best yet.

  • @mustardseed308
    @mustardseed308 7 лет назад +9

    Cruz has no sense of humor.

  • @My-Pal-Hal
    @My-Pal-Hal Год назад +1

    FLED TO CANCRUZ SAYS,..
    We have to Take On These Corporations ! ! ! ...by cutting their Taxes 👍
    ... Repugnantcants don't believe in Math , ...or science in general

  • @josholdham1033
    @josholdham1033 8 лет назад +57

    Triumph is funny. But he should follow Hillary or Sanders

    • @Rodrj82
      @Rodrj82 8 лет назад +14

      +josh oldham
      It wouldn't work. It's like expecting Jon Stewart to come up with good material when talking about Obama. It's impossible to make jokes about people you blindly support.

    • @klausweasley
      @klausweasley 8 лет назад +24

      +josh oldham Check out Triumph in the Democratic Debate. He had some great Bernie and Hilary slams.

    • @Earthneedsado-over177
      @Earthneedsado-over177 8 лет назад +25

      +Rede Bobo de Tevelisão It's just that Republicans are so fucking constantly ludicrous they make perfect comedy material. It practically writes itself.

    • @Teen-Conor
      @Teen-Conor 8 лет назад +2

      liberals. they own most of the media

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 8 лет назад +2

      +josh oldham Oddly enough, in his video with Huckabee, he actually ripped into the Dems more then Huck.

  • @martthesling
    @martthesling 8 лет назад +39

    I'm a Republican thinking about voting for Cruz and I found that fucking Hilarious.

    • @mikelander6128
      @mikelander6128 8 лет назад +2

      same here lol He rips on everyone so no need to let it upset you

    • @martthesling
      @martthesling 8 лет назад +3

      Mike Lander Thats why I love South Park. I'm catholic and they make fun of Catholics and the church and I laugh at myself. Conservatives can laugh at themselves. Liberals can't.

    • @mikelander6128
      @mikelander6128 8 лет назад

      +martthesling South Park is my favorite show. So brilliant and so childish at the same time.

    • @KCN8er
      @KCN8er 8 лет назад +3

      +martthesling Have you seen Triumph making fun of liberal kids on college campus. It's fucking hilarious. I'm also liberal. Have you ever seen Portlandia? The whole show is liberals making fun of liberal culture. ruclips.net/video/ErRHJlE4PGI/видео.html

    • @martthesling
      @martthesling 8 лет назад

      Nate Hoffman Yes, I have.

  • @collegemunchies4544
    @collegemunchies4544 8 лет назад +4

    i like how people usually look at the puppet in disgust instead of Robert lmao

  • @JohnSmith-sj9dk
    @JohnSmith-sj9dk 8 лет назад +4

    this deserves to have millions of views,
    these triumph videos are some of the best shit i've seen on youtube

  • @LuxLazar
    @LuxLazar 8 лет назад +5

    When he recites exactly what he says. LMAO.

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 3 года назад +1

    I love that he ignored Triumph while running for president, but then when it came to his Senate re-election, Triumph got both him AND Beto O’Rourke!!

  • @JarethGarza
    @JarethGarza 3 года назад +3

    Triumphs Comedian is so hilarious and brilliant in how he can so fluidly steal anyone's spotlight.

  • @crystalbay6034
    @crystalbay6034 8 лет назад +4

    "Oh my god! He's never gonna wash that gun!"

  • @fizbinsfire
    @fizbinsfire 2 года назад +1

    If that gun dude had killed anyone with that gun ted woulda had to contend with that

  • @rosieburton7017
    @rosieburton7017 8 лет назад +7

    that was a great Kim Davis joke

  • @drunkensailor112
    @drunkensailor112 Год назад +1

    At 3:57 the woman kicking them out of the bus earlier is now acknowledging them and laughing.

  • @skankcore808
    @skankcore808 2 года назад +1

    2:22 ...'get him off' .... ' i know the dell dude! ' .. (i don t know bout you,but that got meee ooffff) ..i a sorry, me not so good in english much..😂

    • @skankcore808
      @skankcore808 2 года назад +1

      Ok so the dell dude coming in...ok, velly niiice!

  • @dannyg1195
    @dannyg1195 6 лет назад +4

    Kim Davis wished she looked so good.

  • @alen_egret5815
    @alen_egret5815 8 лет назад +3

    "CRUIZIN TO VICTORY"? I thought he didn't like gay guys.

  • @swish007
    @swish007 5 лет назад +1

    when will politicians realize that the better sense of humor they have and more able they are to take a joke at their expense, the better chance they'd have at getting votes

  • @ExclusiveLM
    @ExclusiveLM 7 лет назад +1

    The look of confusion on Cruz's face at 0:14........ Priceless. I'll bet he never pooped the same after that ! -- Sincerely, T. T. I. C. D.

  • @leomiller9037
    @leomiller9037 8 лет назад +4

    Maybe if Triumph had a Canadian, er a, Cuban cigar!

  • @PR0per6RAMmar
    @PR0per6RAMmar 8 лет назад +4

    This was hilarious. Triumph is my new favorite comic.

  • @xavierdallenmusicuniverse6304
    @xavierdallenmusicuniverse6304 3 года назад +2

    2:41
    “Here I come Ted”
    Lol

  • @billp4
    @billp4 8 лет назад +1

    If each one of you would call 9 delegates and tell them Carson dropped out...

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 6 лет назад +1

    That was funny, Ted Cruz’s face when he was trying to ignore and get away from Triumph when Triumph said “Senator, is it true you tried to shut down the government so you could go to a Nickelback concert?”

  • @bingbung
    @bingbung 8 лет назад +5

    Lol @ Kim Davis

  • @krissiep1317
    @krissiep1317 Год назад +1

    “Dry off all you want, but won’t shake me off completely!” 🤣

  • @lbw9830
    @lbw9830 7 лет назад +2

    Why were they mean to you, Triumph?😠
    They need to be nice to you. You're hilarious!😄👍🏻👏🏻

  • @NevadaBoss
    @NevadaBoss 7 лет назад +1

    "Here's what you need to know about Ted Cruz...I actually like Ted Cruz more than most of my Senate colleagues.
    And I HATE Ted Cruz."--Sen. Al Franken

  • @amandakey2419
    @amandakey2419 7 лет назад +2

    Ted Cruz looking at triumph like wtf is that 😂

  • @excaliburn9250
    @excaliburn9250 8 лет назад +2

    4:11 look at Cruz xD He stares and laughs at Triumph

  • @johnreece5540
    @johnreece5540 3 года назад +1

    Shutdown the Government to go to a Nickle Back Concert, lol

  • @___David___Savian
    @___David___Savian 3 года назад +1

    Ted Cruz is trying to get away from Triumph like George Clooney floating away from Sandra Bullock in Gravity.

  • @riyadharun3057
    @riyadharun3057 3 года назад +1

    His security assignment says all you need to know about Ted Cruz, uptight.

  • @ikben86
    @ikben86 2 года назад +1

    Seriously, Triumph must be one of the biggest laugh givers from recent times!! The starwars coverage is Gold. Awesome.

  • @alexanderdredd2577
    @alexanderdredd2577 5 лет назад +1

    I can't find any Hillary episodes like this...Ask her to sign a rifle.. then tell her to forget it..."i thought you were an umpa lumpa!!!...:)

  • @thanefalkner6156
    @thanefalkner6156 7 лет назад +1

    This just shows how much of a pathetic system they have when a political figure cant have a sense of humor. And those security look like Triumph is a horrible dog. Just not cool.

  • @cerveza2297
    @cerveza2297 3 года назад +1

    This is already a classic....for me to poop on. 😍😍

  • @mkiwi980
    @mkiwi980 3 года назад +2

    Ted fears Triumph! 😂🤣

  • @incogneto441
    @incogneto441 8 лет назад +2

    Its a wonder. he dont get his sss kicked!!!! Hilarious!!!! Love Triumph!!!!!