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You may whine now, but when the world ends, who has the proportionate strength of a praying mantis? You do, that's who. You can thank _science_ for that.
"Bean counters said we could not afford to buy 7 dollars worth of moon rocks, much less 7 million. Did it anyway. Ground 'em up, and mixed 'em into a gel. And guess what? Moon rocks are pure poison! I am deathly ill". Cave Johnson.
Yep, at least we Michiganders have Portal taking place in our state! ...Though actually, come to think of it, what _other_ video games/movies/TV shows are set in our state?
If your referring to Portal, then it would be true. But Portal 2's timeline (I'm sure everybody knows this) is centuries after Portal takes place. The Combine already invaded Earth in Portal 1. Although status about the Combines or any presence of Xen life forms are unknown in the end of Portal 2, it's better to think that the Combines have already been vanquished on Earth...
"Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face."
It's kind of funny that in the HL universe, one aspect of it (explored in the Half Life games) feel like it's a serious thing and the other part (what we see in Portal 1 & 2) feels like it's satire
If you really dig into the GLaDOS and potential Combine connection, Aperture's background turns much darker. E.g. Underground Citadel, Advisor host bodies, human processing.
@@universal_union The Enrichment Center in Portal 2 has a strange likeness to the Citadel in HL2, knowing Valve, it's probably on purpose. Specifically, compare the first Old Aperture level to the entrance of the Citadel, very similar. Keep in mind, both locations have a 'fallen dystopian enlightenment' vibe going on.
"If I die before you people can pour me into a computer I want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue, she'll say she can't but you MAKE her! Hell put her in my computer I don't care. Alright test over, you can head on back to your desk"
Ace Wolfgang He sure did and in the Half-life/portal multiverse. A version of Cave Johnson brought out Black Mesa and shut down their Research into anomalous materials due to the risk of causing a resonance cascade 😂😂. ruclips.net/video/YFt7_bvKWW0/видео.html
Aperture Science: Creates a murderous AI that's can only kill anything that comes into it's lab. Black Mesa: *CREATES THE END OF THE WORLD AND SLAVERY OF ALL HUMANITY*
Honestly speaking, sometimes I'm not sure which is worse, the combine or aperture. The combine is just straight up evil and not subtle about it. Aperture labs is some diabolical hellhole masquerading as a scientific enrichment center. The way aperture treats people is honestly harrowing when you think about it, and they do it while smiling and telling you what a good test subject you are.
Imagination runs wild with the world of Half-Life. Putting this artistic mastery onto the big screen or any other format would be a challenge only true and dedicated fans would be able to accomplish.
If you didn't know about Half Life, you might have thought this was a April Fools joke, the initial premise from shower curtains to AI/portal tech can give you that impression.
From what I understood, Black Mesa did steal technologies from Aperture, and it wasn't just Cave being paranoid. You can even see the gravity gun and the health and energy stations from Black Mesa in Aperture in the Lab Rat comic.
I absolutely love how despite the combines nearly infinite knowledge and power across countless parallel universes, one eccentric shower curtain selling billionaire discovered the secret of instantaneous teleportation, something the largest and most feared civilization in the multiverse could never figure out despite their constant research. and now his greatest and most secret invention has been discovered and whoever gets it first could change the universe forever.
So you're telling me that on youtube I can find a channel entirely dedicated to fictional organizations and nations from my favorite video games and movies/tv shows? And that I only find out now? I've always wanted to write down the history and ideology of many of these organizations myself, creating great documentary-like videos just like these. Finding you guys is the greatest early Christmas present ever. Thank you
Afraid there are a few errors in this that I noticed. The use of the mentally ill and orphans was from and early version of Apertures history that was changed before the game came out. That was from a time when Cave Johnson was rather evil rather than just off the wall. They still used hobo's for tests though. Another mistake is that just about the time of the accident at Black Mesa (The Resonance Cascade at the start of Half Life) GLaDOS took over the Enrichment Center and locked it down (killing many within and the survivors hid from her in the depths of the facility. It was never abandon by hey staff, they never had a chance to leave. It's been stated by the devs that the Combine did actually try to get into the Enrichment Center, but failed (It's unknown what happened though). Strangely enough GLaDOS may be the one thing native to Earth that the so called G-Man is wary of. GLaDOS is utterly uncontrollable and very hard to predict. She also has access to a large amount of resources and very advanced technology in many different fields. (Artificial Intelligence, portal tech, robotics, weapons, and more) as well as production capability. The struggle for the Borealis may cause GlaDOS to turn her attention to the world outside the Enrichment Center and who knows what could happen then. sm
Bloody hell, I had never considered it like that. Seeing what GLaDOS might do on the outside world would by amazing and terrifying. Heck, combine VS robots with trhe humans stuck inbetween would be fun to see.
Actually, I don't think GLaDOS would send out an army of robots to fight. I think she would make more subtle moves like pretending to a normal person on a radio and giving information that would help the Resistance (Chell might know who it was though) or doing something remotely to screw over the Combine. Remember that there is an AI (The Overwatch AI) that controls a lot of stuff for the Combine? I wonder what would happen if GLaDOS hacked it? Imagine all the chaos she should would gleefully cause. :) sm
@@mattwoodard2535 In regards to Aperture's defenses, i can just imagine trap portals for Overwatch units to fall into, crushers, panels, Turrets, Emancipation Fields. If GLaDOS is keeping them out, she is keeping them out, ironically it's probably the most safest place on Earth, if not contained chaotic amusement.
@GlaDOSCake122 Sadly, I don't think she fought them off. More like she fooled them into thinking they had found the Enrichment Center and explored all of it when in fact she had sealed the place up and they never found the real lace. If the Combine even had a hint of Aperture's portal tech they would have dropped a huge army on the EC and never given up until they took the whole place. However that brings up an old idea I hade. A Turret Defense game where you defend the RC against Combine forces. sm
@@mattwoodard2535 This is extremely headcanon territory but in my potential fanfic story, the Combine infiltrated when GLaDOS fell and took the particle tech, the actual portal tech was too complicated for them to augment, they were only getting somewhere with local portals thanks to Mossman's knowledge, and even then it was still WIP because of time dilation issues, energy inefficiency and instability, all of their portals on Earth got blown up and shut down. But they rebuilt GLaDOS and found the Borealis through her black box. That's why the ship contents were signed by GLaDOS, they went through her memory banks and overriding until she recalled only her death.
"Thankfully we have a much better test, fighting a army of mantis men. Just pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line you'll know when the test starts.
I love it! This video gives people great insight into our history as a company throughout the Portal series in regard to the Half-Life universe. One thing though: Although our founder Cave Johnson was originally planning on phasing out human testing, this was never made official due to GLaDOS. I've been waiting for this video for a long time, and I am ecstatic that you've finally released this!
Did you know, during GLaDOS' boss fight, in Portal 1, she directly mentions the combine, and their effect on the world. "Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside. All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was. Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer."
I like that reference as it shows that glados being this all mighty super computer does not really know what's going on outside the facility all she has is a rough idea that there is something out there but is too preoccupied with the tests to do something about it
Also note you can see Gman here >3:29, And prehaps them saying that is a curt nod to the fact that Appature and Black messa are in the same universe as each other.
Interesting... very interesting. I mean, I work for aperture laboratories and we recently were able to shut Down GLaDOS and bring aperture back into the forefront, black Mesa can eat my bankruptcy after they pry it from my cold dead hands, but I will have glued it to my cold dead hands
I love how serious the music/narration is while you're talking about a man becoming a billionaire by being the sole shower curtain provider of the U.S. military (with the exception of the navy, of course).
"When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I suppose to do with these? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life rue the day it thought it could just give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am! I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down! WITH LEMONS! I'm gonna make my engineers invent a combustible lemon that BURNS DOWN YOUR HOUSE! - Cave Johnson
fun fact: eventually, the reactor in a[eraure would run out of fuel and be forced into low fuel mode, where only 1/100000000 of the facility would be powered
Templin: "In which all the effort in the world went to waste" G-man: "And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste" I'm on to you! The Templin Institute is under the control of the G-man!
Great video. I can't imagine it was easy keeping a professional tone when talking about Aperture's development of shower curtains, so big kudos for that. Loved that ending as well.
6:17 The people of Aperture didnt abandon the facility, Glados killed them with neurotoxin and it happened years before the Black Mesa incident. The ones survived is Chell and Doug Rattman. Also you didnt even mention that the Borealis was their key to beat Black Mesa for funding...
"Regardless of any protests she might have, Johnston's dying command was to have Caroline's consciousness integrated into the complete AI..." I laughed far more than I should have! xD Fantastic work as always! This fills in the missing pieces and confirms many of my prior theories about the origins and history of Aperture Science. Thanks Templin Institute! :)
5:47 - The Aperture massacre happened about a week apart from the Black Mesa Incident, sometime in the 2000's - and it didn't happen on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day (though a tragedy did occur on that day years before, as well). It happened on Bring Your Cat to Work Day. It says so very plainly in Lab Rat.
Don't forget the inter-universal portal technology Cave used to find the money needed to keep the company going... although maybe that was in a parallel universe...
I am GLAD to see Aperture Science on this channel. Even though I only played the first Portal, It would be interesting to see Aperture save the earth. Although that might be even more Dystopian. Still waiting for HL3, I hope it will be like DNF - only that when it eventually comes out it should be at least as good as HL2. Also thinking about HL2, I want a very good game based upon HL3 new engine before HL3 is released - about frickin' Vampires!
*develops really cool shower curtains* -transission a few years later- *develops portal* -transission a few years later-(*by fandom*) *develop universe destroying pronuclear atomic quantum bombs* Definition of companies in a nutshell.
Decent overview of the history. You skipped over the 3 Tiers of the Counter-Heimlich Maneuver, the Take-A-Wish Foundation, and the Portal Project though. I do like how you can read all the ridiculous jokes and stuff in such a serious voice. Also the "high tech" shower curtains were made of asbestos. And the testing spheres. And the excursion funnels. Aperture really likes asbestos.
Borealis is not a ship, just a Project, It's a swarm of GLaDOS that was about transporting the human mind to digital. Virgil in the stories portal mel says that we were left alone in the resort because we all left because of the 'THIS SHIP'' which can testify not to the literal departure, but of their deaths. The ship got stuck in an ice wall as a large number of scientists tried to escape the ship
the portal comic has a panel with the gravity gun in it, which implies that it was stolen by Black Mesa at some point and kept safe by Eli Vance after the 7-hour war
*employee falls to their death* “We have a reproducible human error problem!” *paramedics rush to the scene* “A lot of expensive equipment getting broken.” *paramedics pick up portal gun and leave mangled corpse* I love this game so much.
In 1956 the Einsenhower administration signed a contract with Aperture Science, making them the sole manufactor of........ ˢʰᵒʷᵉʳ ᶜᵘʳᵗᵃᶦⁿˢ for the US Military
Approximately 5:10, they got it wrong GLaDOS was NOT the original intention of the computer project. The original intention was to UPLOAD CAVE'S MIND. It was never meant to be any sort of backup and it was certainly NOT an AI. In point of fact, it still isn't an AI as GLaDOS is Caroline, Cave's assistant, upload in Cave's place since the project was not going to be finished in time to upload his mind. DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH!!! At 6:49, no the facility was NOT abandoned. GLaDOS KILLED EVERYONE.
@@locomotivefaox I know this is an old comment but just to correct you, Portal takes place a couple years after the Combine's invasion of Earth. It's before Half-Life 2. GLaDOS took over Aperture a couple days before the Black Mesa Incident.
I sincerely gotta admire Templin Institute. You guys can describe the craziest stuff from the most ludicrous alternate universe without a single flinch, giggle or snort. Gotta admire that ability to keep a poker face. Or "poker voice", I guess.
its just soooooo sad, we never got to see a world where Aperature&BlackMesa combines their works to fight the combine!, Humans would kick their interdimensional butts!
I hope I live to see the game that brings these 2 together. The borealis has the portal gun. Hence why the combine would be searching for it. ( local teleportation tech ). I just need to see it
portal and half-life lore is my lifeblood, so this video is an immediate win in my book. but i love the idea of presenting fiction in a straightforward newscast style. this channel is going places, without a doubt. needless to say you’ve gained a sub. let me know if my journalism degree can ever be of use to you guys
I love the valve universe because on the one hand, you have a terrible lab accident in a secret facility tearing open a portal to another dimension and ultimately causing the entire planet to lose a war in 7 hours to an intergalactic space robot death military headed up by some angry worms, and on the other hand you have Cave Johnson's Science Shower Company winning an award for potato science and inventing teleportation but never selling it
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There is a spelling error in the description " they must because the can," - should be "they must because they can"?
We don't make mistakes. (but thanks for pointing that out)
The Templin Institute Could you consider doing a Mann. Co video next?
Benefactors?
I'm curious, should it be "Portal" instead of "Half Life" or am I missing something
From shower curtains to quantum physics. All companies branch out like this
Make me wonder what would a toothpick company end up be.
@@AlexSDU Thats easy. End goal is world domination just like any other proper company.
I love America. Land of limitless possibilities.
What? Seems perfectly normal.
IBM started by building scales...now it builds AI.
@@AlexSDU
Galactic conquest and deification of their CEO, of course.
I bought my shower curtains from these guys. It was a great product until it turned me into a Mantis Man.
watch out for mantis women, i hear their lovebites are... intense
@@Wr0y *Slow Clap*
I mean that seems like a win win really
i see whats you did there
You may whine now, but when the world ends, who has the proportionate strength of a praying mantis? You do, that's who.
You can thank _science_ for that.
"Bean counters said we could not afford to buy 7 dollars worth of moon rocks, much less 7 million. Did it anyway. Ground 'em up, and mixed 'em into a gel. And guess what? Moon rocks are pure poison! I am deathly ill".
Cave Johnson.
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
I live in southern Michigan, and I am proud to have this massive death facility in my home state!
Do you also happen to own a large field of unharvested wheat with a shed in the middle of it?
At least something interesting is happening in the UP
iliketrains0pwned / I should have known something was going down in all of those old copper and iron mines...
So am I my fellow Michigander. SO! AM! I!
Yep, at least we Michiganders have Portal taking place in our state! ...Though actually, come to think of it, what _other_ video games/movies/TV shows are set in our state?
It's so weird thinking about how Chell is solving portal puzzles while Gordon Freeman is going on a Combine murder spree at the same time
If your referring to Portal, then it would be true. But Portal 2's timeline (I'm sure everybody knows this) is centuries after Portal takes place. The Combine already invaded Earth in Portal 1. Although status about the Combines or any presence of Xen life forms are unknown in the end of Portal 2, it's better to think that the Combines have already been vanquished on Earth...
portal takes place before gordon is deployed on earth
No Gordon free man was in 2003 and chell was in 2010
@@XTRMXPRTKILR Half Life 2 sets around the 2020s while Half Life 1 sets in the 2000s
@@DevasionX were did you get that portal 2 takes place in 2020?
1:45 "Aperture Science quickly became a fixture"
Hmmmmmmmmmmm not sure if that was intentional or not.
Budum tssss
T H E. A M E R I C A N. C A E S E R
Blaperture Mesa
goid damnit
"Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face."
Cave Johnson would be the man the make an actual calculator that can show a happy face just to prove himself right
I bought a cake from these guys but I never got it
Michael Barclay I HAVE DECEIVED YOU! THE CAKE IS A LIE!
That what happens when you pre-order.
HDose EA must’ve been handling it
@@wilsthelimit There wasn't enough microtransactions for new cake toppings for it to be EA
Kierann Temlar Pay $50 for cream filled DLC!
It's kind of funny that in the HL universe, one aspect of it (explored in the Half Life games) feel like it's a serious thing and the other part (what we see in Portal 1 & 2) feels like it's satire
If you really dig into the GLaDOS and potential Combine connection, Aperture's background turns much darker. E.g. Underground Citadel, Advisor host bodies, human processing.
I've noticed that as well.
@@damonnugent1993, underground citadel in Aperture Science? What? Where did you find this piece of mad information?
@@universal_union yea what
@@universal_union The Enrichment Center in Portal 2 has a strange likeness to the Citadel in HL2, knowing Valve, it's probably on purpose. Specifically, compare the first Old Aperture level to the entrance of the Citadel, very similar.
Keep in mind, both locations have a 'fallen dystopian enlightenment' vibe going on.
"If I die before you people can pour me into a computer I want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue, she'll say she can't but you MAKE her! Hell put her in my computer I don't care. Alright test over, you can head on back to your desk"
And they did, (or at least we suspect they did) carrying out the will of a broke, dead, founder.
SleightCreative “BLACK MESA CAN EAT MY BANKRUPT ASS.”
@@FOXCYBORGNINJA Did he really say that? 😂 XD
Ace Wolfgang He sure did and in the Half-life/portal multiverse.
A version of Cave Johnson brought out Black Mesa and shut down their Research into anomalous materials due to the risk of causing a resonance cascade 😂😂.
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@@acewolfgang276 Yes, with a bit less shouting and a more somber tone.
Aperture Science: Creates a murderous AI that's can only kill anything that comes into it's lab.
Black Mesa: *CREATES THE END OF THE WORLD AND SLAVERY OF ALL HUMANITY*
@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 SCP Foundation is supreme
Always going forward first
True
True competitors.
Honestly speaking, sometimes I'm not sure which is worse, the combine or aperture.
The combine is just straight up evil and not subtle about it.
Aperture labs is some diabolical hellhole masquerading as a scientific enrichment center. The way aperture treats people is honestly harrowing when you think about it, and they do it while smiling and telling you what a good test subject you are.
“ I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down, with the lemons”
-Cave Johnson
We’re done here
Imagination runs wild with the world of Half-Life. Putting this artistic mastery onto the big screen or any other format would be a challenge only true and dedicated fans would be able to accomplish.
Sulphurous hey sulph
@@elizabethdespair hi
Check out The Freeman Chronicles. Sort of a live-action recreation of the original Half Life with great production value.
It's sad that such a unique and engaging universe died like this.
@@BierBart12 yeah. We would have loved to see the cast of Half Life encountering the stuff from Portal
"After 12 years of development."
Half life 1 above 2 and 4 below 1 is being released
hopefully... it was worth... the wait
@@taterc229 weight*
and it really took 12 years for them to announce a new Half-Life. Coincidence? I don't believe it!
@@JarpPlay So the next Half-Life game can be released in 2032? Nie.
If you didn't know about Half Life, you might have thought this was a April Fools joke, the initial premise
from shower curtains to AI/portal tech can give you that impression.
Well, they are still a better option than that work at Umbrella.
Starfleet Science is better. THEY give you cake, replicator cake, but cake nonetheless.
From what I understood, Black Mesa did steal technologies from Aperture, and it wasn't just Cave being paranoid. You can even see the gravity gun and the health and energy stations from Black Mesa in Aperture in the Lab Rat comic.
i love how everyone is focused on developing localised teleportation, while aperture has had it for decades under constant testing
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!
Charly Thompson you clearly don’t understand the joke/reference.
Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist 😁.
@@festethephule7553 Why are we just talking when there's science to do?
@@MrBigCookieCrumble
Good point. After all, we've got experiments to run, and there's research to be done, on the people who are still alive.
@@killerOfMoons yeah, "joke"
when the black mesa incident happened...
*_there wasnt much earth left to improve_*
McGilm besides everything
I absolutely love how despite the combines nearly infinite knowledge and power across countless parallel universes, one eccentric shower curtain selling billionaire discovered the secret of instantaneous teleportation, something the largest and most feared civilization in the multiverse could never figure out despite their constant research.
and now his greatest and most secret invention has been discovered and whoever gets it first could change the universe forever.
So you're telling me that on youtube I can find a channel entirely dedicated to fictional organizations and nations from my favorite video games and movies/tv shows? And that I only find out now? I've always wanted to write down the history and ideology of many of these organizations myself, creating great documentary-like videos just like these. Finding you guys is the greatest early Christmas present ever. Thank you
Afraid there are a few errors in this that I noticed. The use of the mentally ill and orphans was from and early version of Apertures history that was changed before the game came out. That was from a time when Cave Johnson was rather evil rather than just off the wall. They still used hobo's for tests though. Another mistake is that just about the time of the accident at Black Mesa (The Resonance Cascade at the start of Half Life) GLaDOS took over the Enrichment Center and locked it down (killing many within and the survivors hid from her in the depths of the facility. It was never abandon by hey staff, they never had a chance to leave. It's been stated by the devs that the Combine did actually try to get into the Enrichment Center, but failed (It's unknown what happened though). Strangely enough GLaDOS may be the one thing native to Earth that the so called G-Man is wary of. GLaDOS is utterly uncontrollable and very hard to predict. She also has access to a large amount of resources and very advanced technology in many different fields. (Artificial Intelligence, portal tech, robotics, weapons, and more) as well as production capability. The struggle for the Borealis may cause GlaDOS to turn her attention to the world outside the Enrichment Center and who knows what could happen then. sm
Bloody hell, I had never considered it like that. Seeing what GLaDOS might do on the outside world would by amazing and terrifying. Heck, combine VS robots with trhe humans stuck inbetween would be fun to see.
Actually, I don't think GLaDOS would send out an army of robots to fight. I think she would make more subtle moves like pretending to a normal person on a radio and giving information that would help the Resistance (Chell might know who it was though) or doing something remotely to screw over the Combine. Remember that there is an AI (The Overwatch AI) that controls a lot of stuff for the Combine? I wonder what would happen if GLaDOS hacked it? Imagine all the chaos she should would gleefully cause. :) sm
@@mattwoodard2535 In regards to Aperture's defenses, i can just imagine trap portals for Overwatch units to fall into, crushers, panels, Turrets, Emancipation Fields.
If GLaDOS is keeping them out, she is keeping them out, ironically it's probably the most safest place on Earth, if not contained chaotic amusement.
@GlaDOSCake122 Sadly, I don't think she fought them off. More like she fooled them into thinking they had found the Enrichment Center and explored all of it when in fact she had sealed the place up and they never found the real lace. If the Combine even had a hint of Aperture's portal tech they would have dropped a huge army on the EC and never given up until they took the whole place. However that brings up an old idea I hade. A Turret Defense game where you defend the RC against Combine forces. sm
@@mattwoodard2535 This is extremely headcanon territory but in my potential fanfic story, the Combine infiltrated when GLaDOS fell and took the particle tech, the actual portal tech was too complicated for them to augment, they were only getting somewhere with local portals thanks to Mossman's knowledge, and even then it was still WIP because of time dilation issues, energy inefficiency and instability, all of their portals on Earth got blown up and shut down. But they rebuilt GLaDOS and found the Borealis through her black box.
That's why the ship contents were signed by GLaDOS, they went through her memory banks and overriding until she recalled only her death.
How can she read this with a straight face?
Probably had a good laugh first.
I suspect it took a few takes. (And now I'm wondering about how long the outtakes are.)
potatoe award
sole shower curtain maufacturer for the army
We have no idea how many busted takes there were until she no longer had the ability to even smile.
Words from Portal but out of context! I'll start:
*Enrichment Shaft*
"Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!"
@thePeterandByron "Did you see that thing that feel out of me? what is that?"
"Thankfully we have a much better test, fighting a army of mantis men. Just pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line you'll know when the test starts.
"Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping."
"I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face."
Aperture feels like a crossing point between mann co and Black Mesa
Just imagine a crossover with half-life 3 and portal 3 with the borealis.
Valve can’t count to 3
@@TheRobinSystem at this point they gotta bring out portal 3 or something, i mean this joke has gone on long enough .
Half portealis
I love it! This video gives people great insight into our history as a company
throughout the Portal series in regard to the Half-Life universe.
One thing though: Although our founder Cave Johnson was originally planning
on phasing out human testing, this was never made official due to GLaDOS.
I've been waiting for this video for a long time, and I am ecstatic that you've finally released this!
neither blackmesa nor aperture where able to count to 3.... no wonder the combine couldnt deal with that universe!
New company: shower curtains
30 years later: handheld wormhole gun
Did you know, during GLaDOS' boss fight, in Portal 1, she directly mentions the combine, and their effect on the world.
"Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside. All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was. Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer."
I like that reference as it shows that glados being this all mighty super computer does not really know what's going on outside the facility all she has is a rough idea that there is something out there but is too preoccupied with the tests to do something about it
Di.. did the Templin Institute, just say "OUR BENEFACTORS", IE they are funded by the Combine........Hmmmmm
A multi-dimensional empire bent on conquest funding a multi-dimensional research institute.
Also note you can see Gman here >3:29, And prehaps them saying that is a curt nod to the fact that Appature and Black messa are in the same universe as each other.
Also, "All the effort in the world went to waste".
Interesting... very interesting. I mean, I work for aperture laboratories and we recently were able to shut Down GLaDOS and bring aperture back into the forefront, black Mesa can eat my bankruptcy after they pry it from my cold dead hands, but I will have glued it to my cold dead hands
I love how serious the music/narration is while you're talking about a man becoming a billionaire by being the sole shower curtain provider of the U.S. military (with the exception of the navy, of course).
"When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I suppose to do with these? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life rue the day it thought it could just give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am! I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down! WITH LEMONS! I'm gonna make my engineers invent a combustible lemon that BURNS DOWN YOUR HOUSE!
- Cave Johnson
add quotes at the end
The lemon rant is my favorite. I don't know if it's still available but the Valve store had a lemon grenade mug that came in a munitions box lol
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Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!
I think I prefer Larissa to GLaDos. She seems less murdery
Only till you get to know her.
The Templin Institute true that...... who’s Larissa we need a doisser of this
@@storyman385 Yes we need a dossier for the narrators.
Did she also work on the Jäger program during the Kaiju War?
You seem to be under the misconception that 'less murdery' is a good thing.
Gordon Freeman:
Escaped Black Mesa
Hero of the Resistance
Chell:
*h o l e s*
*h o l e s*
Aperture Science, we do what we must because we can; For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying until we run out of cake!
7:00 "And all the effort in the world would've gone to waste until, well, let's just say your hour has... come again"
"After 12 years of development"
Twelve has the numbers 1 and 2 in it.
1+2 = 3
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!
every time someone makes a hl3 joke, gabe pushes back the release date 1 month.
Well, maybe Madonna and her buddies, theKabbala teachers could somehow predict the exact release date for HL3?!
@@therudestofclouds2007 You just pushed it back another month you monster!
Well... Is not a Half Life 3 but we have Half Life Alyx
We can stop making these jokes now. They actually just confirmed it at the end of Half Life: Alyx.
Why use a hand grenade when you have a combustible lemon.
Yes don't forget a potato C-4 Charge
"Best New Science Company"
What kind of company do you run?
Cave Johnson: Science.
7:00 "All the effort in the world went to waste."
I caught that.
fun fact: eventually, the reactor in a[eraure would run out of fuel and be forced into low fuel mode, where only 1/100000000 of the facility would be powered
Templin: "In which all the effort in the world went to waste"
G-man: "And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste"
I'm on to you! The Templin Institute is under the control of the G-man!
Great video. I can't imagine it was easy keeping a professional tone when talking about Aperture's development of shower curtains, so big kudos for that.
Loved that ending as well.
6:17 The people of Aperture didnt abandon the facility, Glados killed them with neurotoxin and it happened years before the Black Mesa incident. The ones survived is Chell and Doug Rattman.
Also you didnt even mention that the Borealis was their key to beat Black Mesa for funding...
Could you do a series on the Templar/Assassin orders from the Assassins Creed games?
TheIcelandicPrincess yes please!
But they actually existed. Though I suppose the organizations in the games have just been changed beyond recognition by this point...
Yes
2:45 Whoa, the portal gun ('Quantum Tunnelling Device') contains a miniature black hole. Cool detail. And I love the dry humor in the 'notes'.
Portal and The Templin Institute. Two of my favorite things together
I love that you say phrases like "enrichment shafts" with total seriousness.
Aperture science; we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us - except the ones who are dead
2:43 don't forget they also removed tumors and replaced organs
Space, I love space! Space is so big! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
I'm reading this in my head with that robot's voice lol
Aperture Laberatories who doesn’t
"Regardless of any protests she might have, Johnston's dying command was to have Caroline's consciousness integrated into the complete AI..." I laughed far more than I should have! xD
Fantastic work as always! This fills in the missing pieces and confirms many of my prior theories about the origins and history of Aperture Science. Thanks Templin Institute! :)
I loved Aperture Science till my house got burned down by a lemon.
5:47 - The Aperture massacre happened about a week apart from the Black Mesa Incident, sometime in the 2000's - and it didn't happen on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day (though a tragedy did occur on that day years before, as well). It happened on Bring Your Cat to Work Day. It says so very plainly in Lab Rat.
Half-Life VR would work great for the 7 hour war, seeing as 7 hours is a fine game length and that it's supposed to be a prequel to HL2 but after HL1
You there bro?Your dream came true
I can confirm that this is 100% accurate couldn’t get enough of those moon rocks.
Human kind could use a "morals" upgrade!
"YOU MAKE HER!, She'll say she cant she's modest like that, but YOU MAKE HER!"
0:54
What the heck is a high tech shower curtain
I wouldn't be surprised if JJ abrams uses this for his movie research
Thanks for doing one of my request and remember make life take the lemons back
burn his house down
jellios with the 🍋
Yes, also remember to demand to see Life's manager
Don't forget the inter-universal portal technology Cave used to find the money needed to keep the company going... although maybe that was in a parallel universe...
Any chance we can get a brief video on Doug Rattmann?
Ninjabread Man now THAT would rule
Cave Johnson survived in a different timeline.
I am GLAD to see Aperture Science on this channel. Even though I only played the first Portal, It would be interesting to see Aperture save the earth. Although that might be even more Dystopian. Still waiting for HL3, I hope it will be like DNF - only that when it eventually comes out it should be at least as good as HL2.
Also thinking about HL2, I want a very good game based upon HL3 new engine before HL3 is released - about frickin' Vampires!
*develops really cool shower curtains*
-transission a few years later-
*develops portal*
-transission a few years later-(*by fandom*)
*develop universe destroying pronuclear atomic quantum bombs*
Definition of companies in a nutshell.
Decent overview of the history. You skipped over the 3 Tiers of the Counter-Heimlich Maneuver, the Take-A-Wish Foundation, and the Portal Project though. I do like how you can read all the ridiculous jokes and stuff in such a serious voice.
Also the "high tech" shower curtains were made of asbestos. And the testing spheres. And the excursion funnels. Aperture really likes asbestos.
Borealis is not a ship, just a Project, It's a swarm of GLaDOS that was about transporting the human mind to digital. Virgil in the stories portal mel says that we were left alone in the resort because we all left because of the 'THIS SHIP'' which can testify not to the literal departure, but of their deaths. The ship got stuck in an ice wall as a large number of scientists tried to escape the ship
You clearly haven't played Half-Life 2 Ep: 2... they literally show The Borealis in it and you can definitely see it's a Ship...
watching this just makes me think about how we haven't had a half life or portal game in 50 thousand years. its depressing.
the portal comic has a panel with the gravity gun in it, which implies that it was stolen by Black Mesa at some point and kept safe by Eli Vance after the 7-hour war
"As if all the effort in the worlld had gone to waste," Well, lets just say your hour has... come again.
*employee falls to their death*
“We have a reproducible human error problem!”
*paramedics rush to the scene*
“A lot of expensive equipment getting broken.”
*paramedics pick up portal gun and leave mangled corpse*
I love this game so much.
I like Portal. I like the Templin Institute... BEST. CROSSOVER. EVER!
1:22 my favorite part of the facility is tne tu e network, as shown here. Its a neat transportation system that i think is overlooked alot
I like how Cave Johnson resembles Steve Jobs
In 1956 the Einsenhower administration signed a contract with Aperture Science, making them the sole manufactor of........ ˢʰᵒʷᵉʳ ᶜᵘʳᵗᵃᶦⁿˢ
for the US Military
This was a triumph...
Huge success
Approximately 5:10, they got it wrong GLaDOS was NOT the original intention of the computer project. The original intention was to UPLOAD CAVE'S MIND. It was never meant to be any sort of backup and it was certainly NOT an AI. In point of fact, it still isn't an AI as GLaDOS is Caroline, Cave's assistant, upload in Cave's place since the project was not going to be finished in time to upload his mind. DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH!!!
At 6:49, no the facility was NOT abandoned. GLaDOS KILLED EVERYONE.
Did Aperture Science survive the Tyrium invasion and if so are their shower currents stranded for GTU showers?
@@locomotivefaox
I know this is an old comment but just to correct you, Portal takes place a couple years after the Combine's invasion of Earth. It's before Half-Life 2. GLaDOS took over Aperture a couple days before the Black Mesa Incident.
I've been to the U.P. before. Definitely felt like there was something strange going on up there.
You guys always manage to interest me in the lore of games I’ve never played lol
I already know all this lore but still you find a way to present it in a new, interesting video format. Thank you and god bless.
really liked their lemonade, hated it when it burned my house down tho
I sincerely gotta admire Templin Institute. You guys can describe the craziest stuff from the most ludicrous alternate universe without a single flinch, giggle or snort. Gotta admire that ability to keep a poker face.
Or "poker voice", I guess.
Imagine if Cave met Grunkle Stan and they became friends....
Oh my.
Having the words at the beginning glitch in and out of outer rim text and aurebesh was awesome! Thanks for the starwars reference
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The Templin Institute "randomly" comes out with an Aperture Science video. Half Life 3 lives!
Who wants to make 60 dollars? cash
Sounds spoopy. I'm in!
My favorite part in the portal series is when if you looked at one of the walls in an office, there is a poster of a yacht with a price tag of $60
its just soooooo sad, we never got to see a world where Aperature&BlackMesa combines their works to fight the combine!, Humans would kick their interdimensional butts!
OOH new video. AND Portal. Well I guess i know what to do now
I hope I live to see the game that brings these 2 together. The borealis has the portal gun. Hence why the combine would be searching for it. ( local teleportation tech ). I just need to see it
Derlict equipment and legends you say.
And of course *a bit of tes-ting!*
portal and half-life lore is my lifeblood, so this video is an immediate win in my book. but i love the idea of presenting fiction in a straightforward newscast style. this channel is going places, without a doubt. needless to say you’ve gained a sub. let me know if my journalism degree can ever be of use to you guys
THE CAKE IS A LIE
OUR ALLIES ASS IS A LIE!
delete this
I have seen the cake with my own eyes!
obligatory comment.
The 3 is A lie
I love the valve universe because on the one hand, you have a terrible lab accident in a secret facility tearing open a portal to another dimension and ultimately causing the entire planet to lose a war in 7 hours to an intergalactic space robot death military headed up by some angry worms, and on the other hand you have Cave Johnson's Science Shower Company winning an award for potato science and inventing teleportation but never selling it
I think you mean Half Life/Portal
Well, it's generally known as the Half Life universe, because it was the first game to come out
I love that Half-Life and Portal are in the same universe.