Emotions run high on the moisture farm as little Luke swallows a puzzle piece. While Owen tries to pitch a new chocolate bar to his old school friend and Beru is busy selling blue milk on to their new neighbors, who will take care of little Luke?
My 5 year old niece had a Star Wars idea. She wanted R2D2 to train to become a Jedi. And his training included him singing in a talent show. She wrote a song that he sings and it was about how R2 hoped he would get married someday and he warned about the dangers of shampoo and how it stings if you get it in your eyes. Also She thought Han and Leia should ice skate at that same talent show.
According to Anakin, "Attachment is forbidden." That leaves a lot of room for relationships with no attachments. As Master Yoda says, "Hit it and quit it you must."
Lmfao I bet whenever a younger jedi actually just goes and tells to yoda about his feelings n stuff regarding some girl, yoda does his little giggle before pulling a bowl of condoms out from under his desk and going _“say- as I always do: Be drained, the cane must!”-immediately followed by his *little green laugh* while he taps his cane on the floor, of course ending the scene with Yoda dropping a 4th wall-breaking wink at the reader/viewer. Then full page Trojan ad. Or if it’s on a screen, it’d be like when they advertise viagra and pull up drug facts while old couples give eachother those “let’s bang!” eyes, but it’s just that whacky jedi master yoda! I mean, yoda, yaddle and grogu all being in the same jedi temple is more than a coincidence…
I always found it weird that Darth Vader got his suit immediatley after being burnt, like Palpatine just had it waiting for him (with every function he needed already installed!) So I would rewrite that part, and have like a Sex and the City style short film where Darth Vader and Palpatine hits the town, and we get a montage of trying on new outfits.
SezMisery in the actually history it's bc Emperor was using the blue prints of Greavious and it was several days later. Ik i "must be fun at parties" but I just waned to tell you why
If they can build Luke a new robot arm in Empire Strikes Back that quickly, it's not too far-fetched that the Emperor (who should have more resources than them) has medical robots/tools that could do it for every part of the body that quickly. I imagine medical robots/tools in Star Wars are very versatile (build robot hands, legs, masks for burns, respiratory systems etc.) or come in many varieties.
When I was 5 I wrote a letter to George Lucas saying I was a big fan and had some ideas for Star Wars stories. I got a form letter back from his secretary or assistant, thanking me for the letter and low-key threatening me with a lawsuit if I tried to publish any unofficial Star Wars stories.
I always thought it would be funny to write a Jar Jar Binks autobiography. So many Star Wars fans wants him to brutally die but I think a more fitting end to the cartoonish Gungan would be one in which he becomes an embittered self-loathing bureaucrat in the Imperial machine. He gives up his accent, learns how to speak clear, concise basic and writes an angry piece of revisionist Imperial propaganda called something like "Fool amidst Traitors: A Chronicle of a Young Gungan's life," in which he tells the story of his experience during the events of the prequels but warps it to make the Jedi and the Naboo government look like despicable monsters.
I think the Jedi romance novels would be so popular that there would totally be people with a Jedi kink who'd loiter around temple grounds and the like so they could flirt with them. JEDI GROUPIES.
Lets all be real here... *sigh* Jedi Yaoi...very morally questionable Jedi yaoi. But it turns out it was a Jedi writing it all along and they don't know how sex works. Then a Sith apprentice finds it and uses their embarrassment to turn the to the darkside, but after a while they develop romantic feelings for each other. But the power dynamic is so wack the Sith leaves heartbroken. Years later the former Jedi apprentice finds them on a *sigh* desert planet, now they are both emotionally mature adults they discuss their feelings about each other and the force and we don't know if they'll ever get together. But we do know they've become more complete people along the way. The twist is their both sexless aliens.
+Mario Angel Medina Wow, so I looked up "star wars books allergic lovers", and although one was a human the other was a otter lady and that's pretty wiki wild. I appreciate that she wasn't a basically a human in body paint, instead one in those anti groping tights which are really hairy or something. But the tights are all over her body and otter face (otters are pretty cute though, and can break bones with their bite). I found this article, apparently there was a horse headed pilot who got put down, but never had the honour of becoming spaceship glue (animal farm style). www.cracked.com/article_24479_5-star-wars-expanded-universe-scenes-dumber-than-any-prequel.html There was a point in my early twenties when I tried to find just the weirdest erotica AO had to offer and watched a load of notorious semi pornographic films with nazis and fish tank sex. I'm too old to go these rabbit holes and preserve what remains of my sanity. But I feel like I've got a pretty good grip on how to handle space nazi erotica. I'll have my agent contact Kathleen and Audible
I personally just love the constant collision between Jenny's childlike imaginative enjoyment of this franchise and her cynical awareness of how unimaginative and rigid the people in charge of this franchise are.
"Tosche Station" Tosche Station is about Jimmy, the latest summer intern at Tosche Station (since summer on Tatooine never ends, he's been an intern for five years). Jimmy was supposed to wait at the Station late one day to deliver some power converters to Luke Skywalker, a local moisture farmer who ordered them. Luke never shows up, and when Jimmy finds that he's left the system, he knows what he must do. Jimmy embarks on a galaxy-spanning journey to find Luke Skywalker and deliver the power converters.
I hope this story doesn't finish in any reasonable amount of time. Just some old man shows up while Luke is training Rey, like "I've got a delivery for a 'Luke Skywalker'."
Luke dismisses him, but the nun things give him a nice cup of tea and a biscuit. They ask if he wants milk in it; he takes one look at the jug of sea-cow milk and says, "No thanks, just as it comes."
What would make this story better is it turns out Jimmy inadvertently causes the original trilogy events and the heroes were actually lucky to have this bumbling, desperate deliveryman following them.
And 100% sounds like it could be part of my nephew's bedtime Star Wars library. (one is a book about young Skywalker and Darth Vader is the exasperated dad)
I really can't tell when she's being sarcastic. I wish that she had a Facebook page that people could send her messages directly because I want to ask if she likes anything Star Trek related at
I'm imagining a novel about two brothers, Py'u-Py'u Blastrfo'dr and Wilhelm "Scream" Blastrfo'dr. Py'u-Py'u realizes that everybody's name in the SW Universe basically determines their destiny and personality. He argues with Scream over whether they should change their names. Scream says that the Blastrfo'dr family name has been passed down since their great-great grandfather was the first person ever killed by a blaster. Py'u-Py'u points out that every generation since has continued to be fatally shot by blasters, and maybe a name change would be a good idea. Py'u-Py'u changes his name legally to Rod Manlyhero and abandons his family. Many years later, after lots of (manly) adventures, Rod Manlyhero finds himself face to face with Scream. He saves Scream from certain death by taking a blaster shot from a stormtrooper that was meant for Scream. As he dies, he tells Scream "I guess I was a Blastrfo'dr after all!" "No, in the end, you were a Manlyhero!" (Manlyhero dies) "And also, to be honest, kind of a Rod...". At which point the stormtrooper, who has been waiting patiently for this to unfold, shoots Scream with his blaster. Scream lets out his signature Wilhelm Scream and dies, united with his brother at last.
Count Dooku's wacky side interactions that weave in and out of his appearances in the films, in a sort of "rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead" style.
How about a fun little book series about Leia during her middle school days. She is of course a little awkward and dorky but is secretly really good at art. She has two bffs, one, Kacie, the super smart friend who is very shy and is always nervous, and the other, Samella (or Sam), a girl who is really sporty and tough, but will always stand up for her friends. The three friends together have to navigate the halls of East Alderaan Junior High and the social pressures of being a pre-teen. The series will show how Leia's relationship with these two friends, as well her experience with the various bully's and crushes, shapes Leia into the Princess we all know and love. In the first book, it's the first day of junior high and 11 year old Leia meets locker neighbor Buss Carbango and develops a crush. On her way to homeroom, she accidentally runs into Mal Halpo who immediately hates Leia and is intent on making her life a nightmare (in a pre-teen kinda way like stealing her journal of doodles). I'd read that if I were 12.
Well, we do have the Young Jedi series; short chapter books aimed at kids around grades 4-6, focusing on the Leia and Han's kids in their tween years going to school, learning about the force, (inbetween the typical drama of their age group), sneaking out to go on secret adventures that would often end in a Cleaver family style parental "discussion" about making better choices.
You reminded me of a comicbook I saw in 9gag years ago. I don't know if it was official or a fanart, but it showed Leia watching Alderaan explode, followed by a flashback of his life in the planet, going to school, sneaking form the palace at night to go to parties with her friends, Bail Organa and his wife being loving but sometimes overwhelmed parents... the flashback ends with a close-up of Leia tear-soaked eyes as she shoots Stormtroopers in a fit of anger and sadness... and now I'm sad myself
I describe her as a grown-up version of the little girl from Bob's Burgers. Like she's cute and has childish interests, but she would also absolutely bite another person if provoked.
"It's clear that in BB-8's programming he thinks the ear is the center of the face and that Poe has two faces. Humans actually look extremely frightening to BB-8"
Amish romance novels use "churning butter", "raising the barn", and "milking the goat" as euphemisms. Not as hot and heavy as I had hoped they would be.
If you have actually read Amish romance novels, will you give me a recommendation? I genuinely hope it squeezes in Amish lore and culture exposition and is an over-all sexually confusing experience
'Yoda: Dark Rendezvous" is honestly one of the most emotional and tragic stories in the EU and it improves the prequels a hundred fold. It examines the relationship between Dooku and Yoda and has The best characterization for either of them I've ever seen in a novel. It's no longer canon but it's required reading material if you want to understand why Dooku chose the Dark Side, or watch Yoda struggle against its temptations while remaining his wise and quirky self. A true Tour De Force of what the Expanded Universe could accomplish, and one of the few EU books you can read as a standalone story without needing a hundred novels of context.
BB8 story except only BB8 speaks English and every other human character speaks in incomprehensible gobbledygook. And BB8 treats all the humans like pets when they use technology properly, like its cute to him. We can have scenes like when little Jimmy falls down the well, except Poe is the dog, and little Jimmy is whatever the mcguffin is, and the well is a port for BB8 to hack.
Count Dooku gets captured by pirates, and so does Obi and Ani, and the three of them try to escape together but they're tied to each other and they make jokes about each other's force ability or status, but the three of them are horrible at working together so they end up getting re-captured after messing up or fighting among themselves. Eventually they get rescued and it's really embarrassing. Wasn't this a Clone Wars arc?
That's not as unusual as people think. Most of the planets on our Solar System have only two or three climates... but they're also unsuitable for human life
You totally predicted a scene in Light of the Jedi, wherein a bored manager is reading a trashy Jedi Harlequin romance novel. (Also, I would read the BEEP BOOP BEEP outta that)
"We have Amish romance novels, so it stands to reason that the Star Wars universe would have Jedi romance novels." That makes a frightening amount of sense. Do you think the Star Trek universe has Vulcan romance novels about Pon Farr?
I instantly started analysing the symbolism of the shrinking screen and increasing frantic beeping you described of bb-8, a droid with only a half understanding of the terrifying warning that is feeling increasingly under pressure to be the hero in a battle it doesn't understand. I then realised I might be reading a little too much into it
I want to write a book about the Max Rebo Band going on tour with the Modal Nodes and having zany escapades. One chapter will just be everyone complaining about the food in a Space Chipotle they pulled into on the way to a show.
Vader's New Suit: This book chronicles the adventures of Darth Vader as he searches for a manufacturer of his new suit. He wants all of these handy little gadgets and goes all across the galaxy finding the best people he can assemble to make his suit. Except he finds out that, as a servant of the Empire, he's not actually allowed to commission a suit, but rather has to allow everybody in the galaxy to make bids, so it just ends up going to the lowest bid and he gets the shittiest suit possible. The end.
I want my damn book about how Max Reebo's early day's as a artist, his dramatic rise to stardom and his passionate love affair with Sny Snootles and how she "Yoko Onoed" the Max Reebo band. Also a book about Jabba the Hutt going pet shopping, find out Salacious Crumb and at first Crumb could be difficult and not listen to Jabba and he runs away and then Jabba goes to find him and saves him from Tatooine Vultures (or whatever birds they have on Tatooine)and they become the best of pals. It'll be a heart warming story about the love between a fat space slug and his annoying monkey lizard (like all good stories).
wow its been a long time since a video was that relaxing and nice at the same time.. just like a audiobook haha would love to see more videos like this :D
Consider this for Jedi Passions: A Jedi woman goes on her first mission on her own, she’s tired from her trip there and wants to find somewhere to relax. She meets an inn keeper who is more than happy to give her a place to stay. They begin to connect and as they connect, they begin to fall in love which is forbidden from the Jedi code and through out the series, it’s just these two being real cute, fighting off bad guys and monsters, saving each other, going on dates and just generally being that couple that makes you scream “GET HECKIN MARRIED” and when they do get married, the Counsel immediately find out and they try to tear them apart and the dark side tries to make this into the Jedi’s weakness and she fucks them both over by kicking the sith in the face and leaving the Jedi to go live a happy life with her Husband, fuck yeah Also the Jedi is a Twi’lek and the inn keeper is a Togruta
I remember stumbling across a fanfiction webcomic of some girl who fell in love with Obi-Wan. She decided to become a medic or something....so she can get off her planet and maybe find him again? The webcomic, like most, didn't last long. I really wanted to see where it went... Wait... I can just plagiarize the whole thing! Who's going to stop me from writing/drawing a derivative fanfiction of derivative fanfiction!?
Count Dooku is badass. The only reason he may seem like a chump to some is because he's almost always shown amongst the most powerful jedis and sith in history, often kicking ass...I mean he bested both Kenobi and Skywalker together. Sure, before their primes perhaps but that's a ridiculous level of badasserie.
How about a book where Luke wakes up the morning after destroying the Death Star, gets out of bed, and says, "Man, what a crazy dream that was. I dreamed that Darth Vader was my father and you were my sister." And then Leia sits up in bed and says, "You have dumb dreams, farm boy."
I actually want that Jedi romance series so bad, it would be amazing. Imagine such a thing being published IRL as an in universe thing, the author blurb having some alien space stuff in it about the author's home planet etc.
I love the concept of droids having ADD and a general misunderstanding of humanoid anatomy and thought. They're just along for the ride and having fun.
I loved the story BB8's inside thoughts during a ordinary day with Poe Dameron! The scenes get more and more abstract, as we go deeper into BB8's internal processes. It is kinda thrilling
What would be really amazing, new and different would be a Star Wars planet that actually has two or more types of terrain. I mean there are US states that have nearly as much variety as the whole Star Wars galaxy. Like Endor and Tatooine in Jedi... both California! Amazing.
Ok wait, I was just letting RUclips autoplay through Jenny's videos and the bb8 thinking human's faces are ears bit just...got me. Like, how has no one done this comedically for ANYTHING mainstream. This is as genius as it is ridiculous. Adorable, brilliant, mildly horrifying. Love it.
Star Wars day isn't really celebrated in the Netherlands, even by major nerds (like myself). The reason being that it is the commemoration day for all who died in wars since WWII. (For the Netherlands the war started on the 4th of May 1940.) That does shine a rather different light on the day.
I had a Star Wars book idea where Luke Skywalker swallows a puzzle piece and Obi Wan has to take him to the hospital.
Emotions run high on the moisture farm as little Luke swallows a puzzle piece. While Owen tries to pitch a new chocolate bar to his old school friend and Beru is busy selling blue milk on to their new neighbors, who will take care of little Luke?
So... “Curious George Goes to the Hospital” but Star Wars.
this almost made me spit out my coffee i laughed so hard...luke WOULD
Ghost Obi-Wan with kid Luke? or adult Luke?
Curious Luke goes to the doctor. 😂
My 5 year old niece had a Star Wars idea. She wanted R2D2 to train to become a Jedi. And his training included him singing in a talent show. She wrote a song that he sings and it was about how R2 hoped he would get married someday and he warned about the dangers of shampoo and how it stings if you get it in your eyes. Also She thought Han and Leia should ice skate at that same talent show.
This is the best Star Wars story.
Droids on Ice: A Star Wars Story
your five year old niece is an objectively better writer than george lucas
*Let her write the next trilogy*
I mean
Future screenwriter right there
According to Anakin, "Attachment is forbidden." That leaves a lot of room for relationships with no attachments. As Master Yoda says, "Hit it and quit it you must."
He also says that "compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is encouraged" so Jedi orgies are canon
Jedi definitely get it on a lot
Lmfao I bet whenever a younger jedi actually just goes and tells to yoda about his feelings n stuff regarding some girl, yoda does his little giggle before pulling a bowl of condoms out from under his desk and going _“say- as I always do: Be drained, the cane must!”-immediately followed by his *little green laugh* while he taps his cane on the floor, of course ending the scene with Yoda dropping a 4th wall-breaking wink at the reader/viewer. Then full page Trojan ad. Or if it’s on a screen, it’d be like when they advertise viagra and pull up drug facts while old couples give eachother those “let’s bang!” eyes, but it’s just that whacky jedi master yoda!
I mean, yoda, yaddle and grogu all being in the same jedi temple is more than a coincidence…
Jedi Pickup Artist Academy
@@jojbenedoot7459george lucas: sex pervert
I always found it weird that Darth Vader got his suit immediatley after being burnt, like Palpatine just had it waiting for him (with every function he needed already installed!)
So I would rewrite that part, and have like a Sex and the City style short film where Darth Vader and Palpatine hits the town, and we get a montage of trying on new outfits.
It's called an ellipsis.
SezMisery in the actually history it's bc Emperor was using the blue prints of Greavious and it was several days later. Ik i "must be fun at parties" but I just waned to tell you why
Nope92 Yeah, I figured someone had made up an explanation for this. But so far I've only been into the movies and a few comic books.
Where did they get all that Woodoo hide?
If they can build Luke a new robot arm in Empire Strikes Back that quickly, it's not too far-fetched that the Emperor (who should have more resources than them) has medical robots/tools that could do it for every part of the body that quickly. I imagine medical robots/tools in Star Wars are very versatile (build robot hands, legs, masks for burns, respiratory systems etc.) or come in many varieties.
When I was 5 I wrote a letter to George Lucas saying I was a big fan and had some ideas for Star Wars stories. I got a form letter back from his secretary or assistant, thanking me for the letter and low-key threatening me with a lawsuit if I tried to publish any unofficial Star Wars stories.
And that was the moment that pushed you to the dark side
I always thought it would be funny to write a Jar Jar Binks autobiography. So many Star Wars fans wants him to brutally die but I think a more fitting end to the cartoonish Gungan would be one in which he becomes an embittered self-loathing bureaucrat in the Imperial machine. He gives up his accent, learns how to speak clear, concise basic and writes an angry piece of revisionist Imperial propaganda called something like "Fool amidst Traitors: A Chronicle of a Young Gungan's life," in which he tells the story of his experience during the events of the prequels but warps it to make the Jedi and the Naboo government look like despicable monsters.
I'd buy that, for me and my friends.
That idea is amazing.
:)
Never read it--just looked it up. I don't mind it, but I like my idea more :)
What if the prequels were Jar-Jar's Imperial propaganda all along?
I think the Jedi romance novels would be so popular that there would totally be people with a Jedi kink who'd loiter around temple grounds and the like so they could flirt with them. JEDI GROUPIES.
> JEDI GROUPIES.
They're called Senators.
this is the best thing ive read today
Though I like the concept I just assume it would break canon since aren't Jedi conditioned from birth to have no sexual urges whatsoever?
Lets all be real here... *sigh* Jedi Yaoi...very morally questionable Jedi yaoi. But it turns out it was a Jedi writing it all along and they don't know how sex works. Then a Sith apprentice finds it and uses their embarrassment to turn the to the darkside, but after a while they develop romantic feelings for each other. But the power dynamic is so wack the Sith leaves heartbroken. Years later the former Jedi apprentice finds them on a *sigh* desert planet, now they are both emotionally mature adults they discuss their feelings about each other and the force and we don't know if they'll ever get together. But we do know they've become more complete people along the way.
The twist is their both sexless aliens.
+Mario Angel Medina Wow, so I looked up "star wars books allergic lovers", and although one was a human the other was a otter lady and that's pretty wiki wild. I appreciate that she wasn't a basically a human in body paint, instead one in those anti groping tights which are really hairy or something. But the tights are all over her body and otter face (otters are pretty cute though, and can break bones with their bite).
I found this article, apparently there was a horse headed pilot who got put down, but never had the honour of becoming spaceship glue (animal farm style).
www.cracked.com/article_24479_5-star-wars-expanded-universe-scenes-dumber-than-any-prequel.html
There was a point in my early twenties when I tried to find just the weirdest erotica AO had to offer and watched a load of notorious semi pornographic films with nazis and fish tank sex. I'm too old to go these rabbit holes and preserve what remains of my sanity. But I feel like I've got a pretty good grip on how to handle space nazi erotica.
I'll have my agent contact Kathleen and Audible
I personally just love the constant collision between Jenny's childlike imaginative enjoyment of this franchise and her cynical awareness of how unimaginative and rigid the people in charge of this franchise are.
Jenny understands star wars better than the people writing star wars
"Tosche Station"
Tosche Station is about Jimmy, the latest summer intern at Tosche Station (since summer on Tatooine never ends, he's been an intern for five years). Jimmy was supposed to wait at the Station late one day to deliver some power converters to Luke Skywalker, a local moisture farmer who ordered them. Luke never shows up, and when Jimmy finds that he's left the system, he knows what he must do. Jimmy embarks on a galaxy-spanning journey to find Luke Skywalker and deliver the power converters.
I hope this story doesn't finish in any reasonable amount of time. Just some old man shows up while Luke is training Rey, like "I've got a delivery for a 'Luke Skywalker'."
Benjamin Lieberman I'd read it
Luke dismisses him, but the nun things give him a nice cup of tea and a biscuit. They ask if he wants milk in it; he takes one look at the jug of sea-cow milk and says, "No thanks, just as it comes."
Benjamin Lieberman - Do you mean Jimmy Scrambles?
What would make this story better is it turns out Jimmy inadvertently causes the original trilogy events and the heroes were actually lucky to have this bumbling, desperate deliveryman following them.
The Lusty Argonian Jedi
je_suis_christ I appreciate this
STAR WARS: The Coolest Looking
Darth Maul, Bobba Fett, and Captain Phasma walk into a bar. They do nothing. Then they die.
*Boba Fett
@@googleeatsdicks Written AND DIRECTED by Quentin Tarantino
At least maul did a lot more before his official death.
Woh
Thats kwick
BB-8's day out is one of the funniest things you've ever put on this channel. Absolutely side splitting.
And 100% sounds like it could be part of my nephew's bedtime Star Wars library. (one is a book about young Skywalker and Darth Vader is the exasperated dad)
Poe has two faces. This is why we love Jenny
That BB-8 comic sounds amazing.
I really can't tell when she's being sarcastic.
I wish that she had a Facebook page that people could send her messages directly because I want to ask if she likes anything Star Trek related at
Ugh a BB8 comic would be shit
I'm imagining a novel about two brothers, Py'u-Py'u Blastrfo'dr and Wilhelm "Scream" Blastrfo'dr. Py'u-Py'u realizes that everybody's name in the SW Universe basically determines their destiny and personality. He argues with Scream over whether they should change their names. Scream says that the Blastrfo'dr family name has been passed down since their great-great grandfather was the first person ever killed by a blaster. Py'u-Py'u points out that every generation since has continued to be fatally shot by blasters, and maybe a name change would be a good idea. Py'u-Py'u changes his name legally to Rod Manlyhero and abandons his family.
Many years later, after lots of (manly) adventures, Rod Manlyhero finds himself face to face with Scream. He saves Scream from certain death by taking a blaster shot from a stormtrooper that was meant for Scream. As he dies, he tells Scream "I guess I was a Blastrfo'dr after all!" "No, in the end, you were a Manlyhero!" (Manlyhero dies) "And also, to be honest, kind of a Rod...". At which point the stormtrooper, who has been waiting patiently for this to unfold, shoots Scream with his blaster. Scream lets out his signature Wilhelm Scream and dies, united with his brother at last.
This story has moved me. God bless you, good sir.
This is like a Greek tragedy where the heroes never can escape their destiny :'(
You are my hero for writing this comment
April Jones a true Manlyhero
Count Dooku's wacky side interactions that weave in and out of his appearances in the films, in a sort of "rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead" style.
OldThinkerTube this is the best thing I've heard all day
Cheers!
Tag and bink are dead lol
Love this idea.
denzel arevalo wow you’re right
There is actually an issue of Hawkeye entirely from his dog's point of view. It's almost exactly what Jenny described here.
It's a crime that you didn't put the title
Fr does anyone know the name??
@@magickaldust1213 Hawkeye (Vol. 4) #11.
*Yoda* : Why, curved like that, is it?
*Dooku* : I beg your pardon!
can we get a prequel story about BB-8's past life as a volleyball?
WILLSONNN!!!!
You had me at "So".
Me at "Beep biddly bip beep bip, zvruuuuuu".
noice
She had me at that darth vader tanktop
Dave the Great +
Damn, my thoughts exactly
How about a fun little book series about Leia during her middle school days. She is of course a little awkward and dorky but is secretly really good at art. She has two bffs, one, Kacie, the super smart friend who is very shy and is always nervous, and the other, Samella (or Sam), a girl who is really sporty and tough, but will always stand up for her friends. The three friends together have to navigate the halls of East Alderaan Junior High and the social pressures of being a pre-teen. The series will show how Leia's relationship with these two friends, as well her experience with the various bully's and crushes, shapes Leia into the Princess we all know and love.
In the first book, it's the first day of junior high and 11 year old Leia meets locker neighbor Buss Carbango and develops a crush. On her way to homeroom, she accidentally runs into Mal Halpo who immediately hates Leia and is intent on making her life a nightmare (in a pre-teen kinda way like stealing her journal of doodles).
I'd read that if I were 12.
Well, we do have the Young Jedi series; short chapter books aimed at kids around grades 4-6, focusing on the Leia and Han's kids in their tween years going to school, learning about the force, (inbetween the typical drama of their age group), sneaking out to go on secret adventures that would often end in a Cleaver family style parental "discussion" about making better choices.
So basically your average Jeffrey Brown book?
You reminded me of a comicbook I saw in 9gag years ago. I don't know if it was official or a fanart, but it showed Leia watching Alderaan explode, followed by a flashback of his life in the planet, going to school, sneaking form the palace at night to go to parties with her friends, Bail Organa and his wife being loving but sometimes overwhelmed parents... the flashback ends with a close-up of Leia tear-soaked eyes as she shoots Stormtroopers in a fit of anger and sadness... and now I'm sad myself
Man it felt so good helping make this because I did something and was there
When are you going to write the Jimmy Scrambles spinoff movie and prequel novel?
It's going to be very cool. VERY COOL.
Very cool!
BattleUp Saber very cool. RLM shout-out.
I applaud it for being different
Well, me personally, I love the Jimmy Scrambles film.
BattleUp Saber I approve!!
Jenny is like if your cat had a RUclips channel.
For me it's more like if my little sister had a RUclips channel.
why does that make so much sense
I think.... this is the best comment. Ever.
I find my self stuck agreeing with you. The two spider videos put me in the firmly in this boat.
I describe her as a grown-up version of the little girl from Bob's Burgers. Like she's cute and has childish interests, but she would also absolutely bite another person if provoked.
bb8's big day out made me shit myself
I would honestly love reading that
Sorry about the mess.
I was expecting it to cut back to BB8 from the outside at the end, and he's just completely smashed up and his day out was actually his last moments.
true, bb-8 story was the best. 10 stars
"It's clear that in BB-8's programming he thinks the ear is the center of the face and that Poe has two faces.
Humans actually look extremely frightening to BB-8"
Sounds like you've been to Tucson, those "The THING" billboards have been up forever.
Route 66 goes right through my city and there are few things like that in and around where I live
Amish romance novels use "churning butter", "raising the barn", and "milking the goat" as euphemisms. Not as hot and heavy as I had hoped they would be.
Churning butter is probably the grossest euphemism I've ever heard 😭
@@flipflopzthreeonethree1873 There's always "burping the worm".
@@NeoTheatre god but churning butter begs the question of what's the milk in this analogy 🤢
If you have actually read Amish romance novels, will you give me a recommendation? I genuinely hope it squeezes in Amish lore and culture exposition and is an over-all sexually confusing experience
"Pretend you're participating, even though you're not here and I did everything."
Pretended, upvoted & subscribed.
Jenny is just the best.
She's my dream girl come true
I want a comic retelling of The Force Awakens from BB-8's perspective. Everyone would be giants with Ear Faces.
haha very intense. strangely erotic for count dooku and Yoda. he's going to turn him to the bottom side of the force haha
own plz Yeah, I got hard.
I just realized that in the depths of Wookipedia, there's probably a small group of peoplo who ship Count Dooku and Qui-gon
These stories are so dense. Like every single page has so many things going on. I bet it's done that way so that it rhymes.
____ is the key to all of this.
the writers may have gone too far in a few places
its like poetry
I think the guy responsible was Rick Berman.
P O E T R Y
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Shout out to my main man babar the elephant
hey, bottom of the barrel is still off the ground
I heard some brits pronounce it Ba~bar, with a long first A. I don't know how it's pronounced in france.
That;s no man...its a space elephant
Babar rules; literally, he even has a cute crown.
'Yoda: Dark Rendezvous" is honestly one of the most emotional and tragic stories in the EU and it improves the prequels a hundred fold.
It examines the relationship between Dooku and Yoda and has The best characterization for either of them I've ever seen in a novel. It's no longer canon but it's required reading material if you want to understand why Dooku chose the Dark Side, or watch Yoda struggle against its temptations while remaining his wise and quirky self.
A true Tour De Force of what the Expanded Universe could accomplish, and one of the few EU books you can read as a standalone story without needing a hundred novels of context.
Yeah, I liked it too. I also appreciated including a protagonist who is much wealer in the force, and seeint how she dealt with things.
NO FORCE CAN STOP THEIR LOVE AHAHHA
The BB-8 pitch is somewhat similar to Matt Fraction's Hawkeye. There was a pretty cool issue from the perspective of the main characters' dog.
pizza dog!
BB8 story except only BB8 speaks English and every other human character speaks in incomprehensible gobbledygook. And BB8 treats all the humans like pets when they use technology properly, like its cute to him. We can have scenes like when little Jimmy falls down the well, except Poe is the dog, and little Jimmy is whatever the mcguffin is, and the well is a port for BB8 to hack.
Count Dooku gets captured by pirates, and so does Obi and Ani, and the three of them try to escape together but they're tied to each other and they make jokes about each other's force ability or status, but the three of them are horrible at working together so they end up getting re-captured after messing up or fighting among themselves. Eventually they get rescued and it's really embarrassing. Wasn't this a Clone Wars arc?
Wasn’t Jar Jar the one to rescue them?
So my idea for a Star Wars book is the autobiography of the Death Sticks Guy, but after he went home and rethought his life.
I lost it with bb8s big day out. so good.
I've already found it strange how in the Star Wars universe, planets appear to only have only one climate.
That's not as unusual as people think. Most of the planets on our Solar System have only two or three climates... but they're also unsuitable for human life
You totally predicted a scene in Light of the Jedi, wherein a bored manager is reading a trashy Jedi Harlequin romance novel. (Also, I would read the BEEP BOOP BEEP outta that)
"We have Amish romance novels, so it stands to reason that the Star Wars universe would have Jedi romance novels."
That makes a frightening amount of sense. Do you think the Star Trek universe has Vulcan romance novels about Pon Farr?
Real life has Vulcan fanfiction about Pon Farr, so we have all the reasons to think they exist on the Star Trek universe too
I instantly started analysing the symbolism of the shrinking screen and increasing frantic beeping you described of bb-8, a droid with only a half understanding of the terrifying warning that is feeling increasingly under pressure to be the hero in a battle it doesn't understand. I then realised I might be reading a little too much into it
"That's how the force works now, because we said it is!" - JJ Abrams 2019
wtf. I lost it when you started reading from that book.
They actually wrote the Middling Adventures of Count Dooku! They called it “Jedi Lost” though
She should special edition this video and replace all the empty space with bb-8, I mean come on, you call yourself a Star Wars fan!?
This is great, "you're a bad car" is still my favorite fanfic you've ever pitched though lol
"And Then Yoda was doing it to him again." Great stuff.
That book looks like it smells really nice.
I want to write a book about the Max Rebo Band going on tour with the Modal Nodes and having zany escapades. One chapter will just be everyone complaining about the food in a Space Chipotle they pulled into on the way to a show.
Vader's New Suit: This book chronicles the adventures of Darth Vader as he searches for a manufacturer of his new suit. He wants all of these handy little gadgets and goes all across the galaxy finding the best people he can assemble to make his suit. Except he finds out that, as a servant of the Empire, he's not actually allowed to commission a suit, but rather has to allow everybody in the galaxy to make bids, so it just ends up going to the lowest bid and he gets the shittiest suit possible. The end.
I want my damn book about how Max Reebo's early day's as a artist, his dramatic rise to stardom and his passionate love affair with Sny Snootles and how she "Yoko Onoed" the Max Reebo band. Also a book about Jabba the Hutt going pet shopping, find out Salacious Crumb and at first Crumb could be difficult and not listen to Jabba and he runs away and then Jabba goes to find him and saves him from Tatooine Vultures (or whatever birds they have on Tatooine)and they become the best of pals. It'll be a heart warming story about the love between a fat space slug and his annoying monkey lizard (like all good stories).
wow its been a long time since a video was that relaxing and nice at the same time.. just like a audiobook haha
would love to see more videos like this :D
I actually liked that Yoda/Dooku novel....
Consider this for Jedi Passions:
A Jedi woman goes on her first mission on her own, she’s tired from her trip there and wants to find somewhere to relax. She meets an inn keeper who is more than happy to give her a place to stay. They begin to connect and as they connect, they begin to fall in love which is forbidden from the Jedi code and through out the series, it’s just these two being real cute, fighting off bad guys and monsters, saving each other, going on dates and just generally being that couple that makes you scream “GET HECKIN MARRIED” and when they do get married, the Counsel immediately find out and they try to tear them apart and the dark side tries to make this into the Jedi’s weakness and she fucks them both over by kicking the sith in the face and leaving the Jedi to go live a happy life with her Husband, fuck yeah
Also the Jedi is a Twi’lek and the inn keeper is a Togruta
You are my kind of weird. Keep up the good work.
The real sith holocron was the friends we made along the way
I genuinely want that Poe dameron comic to be a thing
Your impression of BB-8 is pretty good.
yup
the Aja/Fraction Hawkeye comic did something like the BB8 idea where there's an issue from the viewpoint of Hawkeye's dog, it's pretty fantastic
You nailed mid 90s EU.
I remember stumbling across a fanfiction webcomic of some girl who fell in love with Obi-Wan. She decided to become a medic or something....so she can get off her planet and maybe find him again?
The webcomic, like most, didn't last long. I really wanted to see where it went...
Wait... I can just plagiarize the whole thing! Who's going to stop me from writing/drawing a derivative fanfiction of derivative fanfiction!?
Just curious, would you happen to remember the name of it?
What about the adventures of Jimmy Scrambles?
Count Dooku is badass. The only reason he may seem like a chump to some is because he's almost always shown amongst the most powerful jedis and sith in history, often kicking ass...I mean he bested both Kenobi and Skywalker together. Sure, before their primes perhaps but that's a ridiculous level of badasserie.
I CLAPPED BECAUSE I KNOW STAR WARS.
I can't even explain how badly I need Star Wars Route 66 now 😭
Is that a BB8 plane? man, Star wars was a mistake..
It's actually a BB8 whale
I saw one of those planes fly over me once
Actually it's a BB-8 whale plane!
You have no idea. Google "Star Wars Plane" in an image search.
TheDahlicious ANA = All Nippon Airways
I will start buying lottery tickets so when I win, I can make the BB-8 comic happen.
BB8's Big Day out or we riot! Figure it out, Disney!
How about a book where Luke wakes up the morning after destroying the Death Star, gets out of bed, and says, "Man, what a crazy dream that was. I dreamed that Darth Vader was my father and you were my sister." And then Leia sits up in bed and says, "You have dumb dreams, farm boy."
I actually want that Jedi romance series so bad, it would be amazing. Imagine such a thing being published IRL as an in universe thing, the author blurb having some alien space stuff in it about the author's home planet etc.
I'm gonna take a guess as to who your favorite character is.
Metropolis Pictures you should watch Jenny's vid 'nobody loves bb8 like I love bb8'. Her love is strong yo
Count Dooku, obviously
That Dooku book at the end sounds like a fan fiction.
"No force can stop their love"
*spits out cereal*
You got me.
I love the concept of droids having ADD and a general misunderstanding of humanoid anatomy and thought. They're just along for the ride and having fun.
That comic sounds really good. I mean that.
"Pretend you're participating, even though you're not here and I did everything" - Me every time I have to do a group project
"No force can stop their love" lol
A story about going on a road trip to find a Sith artifact... hits kinda differently now.
I had to pause the video at "Wolverine with light saber claws" and google it...
I used to work at a bookstore, and this is literally the first time I've heard the term "bodice ripper" O_o
I loved the story BB8's inside thoughts during a ordinary day with Poe Dameron! The scenes get more and more abstract, as we go deeper into BB8's internal processes. It is kinda thrilling
I'm curious. What are your thoughts on the 2003 Clone Wars Miniseries?
The ear idea is fairly genius.
Count Dooku had to have done something worth reading. Christopher lee was a versatile man.
"No Force can stop their love!" That's it. That's the moment.
i always pretend i'm participating in your storytime videos Jenny!!
I'm thinking about a Jenny vs. Mr. Plinkett fanfic where he locks her in his creepy basement and forces her to watch Rogue One on repeat.
I want that, but with reversed roles and a sexy Leia outfit. And Jenny can also wear something nice if she likes.
Don't be ridiculous. Mr. Plinkett wouldn't move his tv down stairs. It's like you don't even know he's an old man.
You promised 4 stories. You gave us 5. Way to go!
I feel like half of this video is in-jokes that I don't get, but what I do get is hilarious.
What would be really amazing, new and different would be a Star Wars planet that actually has two or more types of terrain. I mean there are US states that have nearly as much variety as the whole Star Wars galaxy. Like Endor and Tatooine in Jedi... both California! Amazing.
I want to see Count Dooku go to the Space post office and do other old man errands
I am HOWLING at the apparent Dooku/Yoda slash fiction.
WolverineLightsaberClaws *throws money at the screen*
Ok wait, I was just letting RUclips autoplay through Jenny's videos and the bb8 thinking human's faces are ears bit just...got me. Like, how has no one done this comedically for ANYTHING mainstream. This is as genius as it is ridiculous. Adorable, brilliant, mildly horrifying. Love it.
"I want a rose!" - Yoda to Dooku, Dark Rendezvous
The part about the ear being the center of the face was an oh shit moment for me. Like, seriously, wow.
That shit about Poe's ear made me laugh real good
Star Wars day isn't really celebrated in the Netherlands, even by major nerds (like myself). The reason being that it is the commemoration day for all who died in wars since WWII. (For the Netherlands the war started on the 4th of May 1940.)
That does shine a rather different light on the day.