RIGHT? 😂 I swear, how are there widows of Joe out there?? He doesn't even want to have fans, he doesn't want to be a celebrity, he doesn't even want people to talk about him if it's not acting-related. Sweeties, he absolutely despises you as much as he despises all swifties. Even Taylor stopped clowning about him, you can stop your clowning too!
@@dream.of.some.epiphany.13 If you're talking about yourself sure. Learn some humor, swifties like you who can't take any joke or critisism about a pop star you don't know are what make this fandom so cancerous. So seek help and touch grass❤️
@@dream.of.some.epiphany.13 okay so when has he been lesbophobic or mysoginistic? Litterally when? Also... his content is "Boring visually" ??? are you not familiar with video essay style content??? Its a whole genre on youtube. It may not be your cup of tea, but you can't be acting as if that discualifies his concent from being good. READ THE ROOM!
I am so sorry but the work you went through to make this 👏👏👏👏👏But also the obscene level of psychopathy to sift through his videos to make this 😭😭 But also thank you for your service 🙏🙏
You know you‘re a stan when you actually know the context of each clip
yessss sameee like u do ur homework and have watched every video
I rewatch all his videos almost daily I literally love him sm
“Did we learn nothing from JFK?????”
DO U KNOW WHICH VIDEO THAT CLIP IS ORIGINALLY FROM LOLLLLL
@@avishisingh105one of the first travis videos
He’s referring to Taylor going off with Travis in his convertible with no security haha the fact that I know this 😩
Heirloom turkey is my favourite piece of swiftologist lore
Heirloom turkey is basically just Joe Alwyn, Taylor's ex boyfriend
I love it when he points the mic to the camera and goes “CRICKETS” lmaoo 😂😂😂😂
I’ve started doing the mic thing to people I’m talking in real life too lol
Or when he points the mic to the camera and says 'heard of it?' or 'seen it?' 😂😂😂
@@ingridwagner9541 yesss that too haha!! hope he never stops doing the mic thing, it makes me laugh every time 😂
@@tragical-history-tour lol me too! 😂😂😂
@@ingridwagner9541 Heard of it is my staple
The Swiftologist might be the funniest person on RUclips. I roll on the floor every video.
ikr!!!
That unedited speak now reaction really is a treasure trove of content lol
the heirloom turkey attacks never get old
IVE STARTED CALLIMG JOE THE AAME THING 😭😭
what an iconic diva he is
LMMMAAAO
YOURE AN ICON❤
Ahhh @clay5084 you summoned him
Were you referring to Our Song at 3.50? Because it is.
ily ur the funniest person to ever exist plssss
@@dream.of.some.epiphany.13 you seem to love him considering you left 50 comments under this one post💀
THE JOE ALWYNOLOGIST😭😭
RIGHT? 😂 I swear, how are there widows of Joe out there?? He doesn't even want to have fans, he doesn't want to be a celebrity, he doesn't even want people to talk about him if it's not acting-related. Sweeties, he absolutely despises you as much as he despises all swifties. Even Taylor stopped clowning about him, you can stop your clowning too!
go find 😭
@@claudiabcarvalho u make me feel sane thank u
My favorite youtuber rn, this is gold. He is GOLDEN.
Not not true
@@user-sy8mo2om1kit is true 😊
@@dream.of.some.epiphany.13 aren’t you a bundle of joy 😊
so true
I hope he sees this so he can see a snapshot of the joy he brings us all. This was amazing and hilarious.
He saw it
There is honestly no content creator who makes me as exited to be a swiftie as him he is so iconic🤭🤭
@@dream.of.some.epiphany.13 If you're talking about yourself sure. Learn some humor, swifties like you who can't take any joke or critisism about a pop star you don't know are what make this fandom so cancerous. So seek help and touch grass❤️
@@dream.of.some.epiphany.13 you've left so many hate comments you're a fan atp
@@dream.of.some.epiphany.13 i ain't reading all that. happy for you or sorry that happened
@@dream.of.some.epiphany.13 but you should definitely reflect on why you're watching a video about him if you hate him so much
@@dream.of.some.epiphany.13 okay so when has he been lesbophobic or mysoginistic? Litterally when? Also... his content is "Boring visually" ??? are you not familiar with video essay style content??? Its a whole genre on youtube. It may not be your cup of tea, but you can't be acting as if that discualifies his concent from being good. READ THE ROOM!
This is so HRH collection coded HAHAHAHAHA
omg that’s so true 😭😭
Lmaooo real
HE walked in and the coi fish went belly up 😭🐀
i'm lowkey more of a swiftologist stan than a taylor stan at this point LMAO
Literally
OMG same i thought i was the only one, and didn't have the guts to say that
i've found my people
@@keatonhayes6636 hell yes lets start a fan account
@@yoursecho do it, i would subscribe
Or the " this feels like a car crash" and "turkey in his bisexual era"
PART TWO PLEASE
Yess part two
YES
Zachary the icon you are
the most underrated queen on this platform
I JUST SAW THIS ON MY RECOMMENDED AND CLICKED IMMEDIATELY THIS WAS MADE FOR ME
THIS DESERVES MORE VIEWS
Love how most of this is just his reaction to Speak Now TV especially The Vault tracks especially I Can See You 😂
I am so sorry but the work you went through to make this 👏👏👏👏👏But also the obscene level of psychopathy to sift through his videos to make this 😭😭 But also thank you for your service 🙏🙏
"Human rights violation but we just have to move" That gets me everytime xD
All of the disassociating stares 😭
I love him so much he’s so funny 😭
he’s like a more contained hrh and i live
I love when he drags brain dead Swifties it’s my favorite
the swiftologist's commentary follows me everywhere
Maybe I missed it, but his initial reaction to Better Than Revenge's re record was priceless
He's such a mood istg
one of my favourite youtubers idec😭😭
hes an icon, hes a legend and he is the moment
BYEEE hes so iconic love him so muchhhh
This is sending me lol 😂
I love him so much it’s INSANE. He brings me pure joy.
He's like really pretty ngl
right
His eyes tho, i can't
@@parkhae-il9211 but his hair tho
So good!! I also need a compilation of all his prayers!!! Those are soo hilarious!!
WE NEED MORE
I need an anti-Scooter/Scott prayer compilation
I clicked expecting the teat monologue and the teat monologue I did receive
Swiftologist is the best!!!
✨prince harry's stupid book✨ 1:57
I didn’t know I needed this! Thank you!
we stan the swiftologist 😭 also 1:07 is so iconic
I wanna know when heirloom turkey started 😂😂😂
live laugh love the swiftologist
GAYLORS ON SMACK CAM
This diva i love him
I’ve seen every single one of Zach’s videos about 10 times each but I’m trying to figure out where the one from 3:45 is from
It’s the ranking lead singles one
@@bluejellybean2094that clip was more ME! shade
Pleeeeease a part 2, lmao this video was made for me 😂
I forgot about him comparing joe to the bodega thanks plastic bag 😭😭😭 honestly he's so creative with his insults
I feel like he's one of those Swifties who are too involved in Taylor's love life
He’s funny but I feel like he’s too negative and judgemental. He’s kinda like twitter personified. I can only take so much of him.
i mean he did make a big career out of it
LMAO amaze. Part II pls
this video gives me life especially as a stan
Swiftoligist is an ICON!!! 👏🏼
living for this video
i love him
We clap and we cheer.
This is art
This is amazing
part 2 pls he’s too funny
i love him sm😭
i love him so much oh my gosh 😭😭
He is the best
THE CUT OFFS OH MY GOD LMAOOOO
I love himm
I love this dude
Love this
such an icon
I LOVE IT
Love this! 😂❤️
NINE ELEVEN FUCK!!!
I LOVE HIM !!!!!!
I love this
BAHAH THIS IS HILARIOUS
this is great thank u 😂😂😂
Iconic
The YEEEHAAA kills me😅😅😅😅 I love the swiftologist
Ugh I love him!!!
he’s so father
i love this man lmao
The prayyyer my fave lol
BOO HISS TOMATOOOOOO 🍅
I target audience reached
Omgg the 9/11 one
Yes he is sassy but he also has some good points.
please zach needs to see this
Does anyone know what song he was talking about when he said Taylor Swift’s worst song? I just wanna talk 🥴
“WHO’S JAMES”
he's so funny with that vocabulary
he’s so me coded
Do a part two plssss
CRICKETSSSS
The only person who is funnier than Zach is Madeline. Those two make me cackle like a witch in Taylor Swift’s coven
You are so damn funny. Speak Now !!
I don’t know who this is but I know but I know he’s right about probably everything
Diva down kills me lmao
Koi fish died 😭