I couldn't stop laughing when he said you could not take measurements without permission. My wife asked me if I was alright and when I showed her she could not stop laughing as well. Keep up the good work Reggie. You are crazy.
Tbh ‘ I laughed at your comment’ only because I wouldn’t want my wife speaking about my measurements. 😂. I know it’s irrelevant’ but that’s how I thought 😂🤣😂🤣
4:00 She shows her thinking. Everything needs authority or permission. No one has free will. Everything has to be done only when ordered to by an employer or someone in authority. Do you need authority to pick your nose in public? Probably, according to her.
Watching most auditors leaves me feeling so angry at the whole system but you've got a special way.... its like therapy for me! thank you Reggie. I probably won't do any murders today now 😂
I LOVE the, "i'm calling the police" thing. I love it, because they think it's a trump card to get you to go away, but you just say, "oh if you've called the police, i'll stay, to tell them my side of the story" - i love it
When someone argues “this is private” when it is public, you know you’re battling those feeding on authority, those craving to lick boots in a Police State, petty quislings of the worst type, evil imbeciles that destroys the fabric of society and democracy.
Pleased to see Goons4Sale still providing comedy moments through their utter incompetence. Their only solution to any problem, in their role as private security, is threatening to "call the police". On a more positive note, you probably made their day, as they appear to have absolutely no work to do
Reggie, get yourself a Laser 'tape' measure /range finder and pull it out after agreeing to stop using the wheel. Get your measurements at a distance and watch them lose the plot completely 👍🏻
We the People paid for these bloody buildings and we pay their puny salaries. They are completely insane stopping the owners from pursuing constructive hobbies such as 'measuring'
Brilliant 3 goons with confused expressions like there witnessing an alien craft land in reception Can’t stop laughing, what a tonic to a truly miserable day on the south coast, Top vid Reggie Love it mate Best content on RUclips by a mile 😎
As a retired loss prevention manager with over 45 years of experience it never ceases to amaze me how little training these guards get, G4s I'm happy to come out of retirement and train them for you??
"You can't take measurements in here without permission" I bet he never thought he would be saying that to someone when he got up for work this morning 😅
They have a defibrillator on that site…. Advertised outside, for the public to use. Surely that means that they cannot prevent access? Might be worth looking into as another route to annoy them? You could measure the distance between public access defibs. That could be hilarious.
5:47 Did my eyes deceive me? An AED is available inside this Job Centre?? I wouldn't let ANY of these fools near me with a pair of nail clippers, never mind a high-energy life saving device! 😂😂😂
Had me howling at 'not even for a tickle' to fuming at them at what they percieved who the disabled access was for, iv got disabilities and use both crutches and a wheelchair, just because u appear to be able bodied doesnt mean u are, for all they know u or another person could struggle using steps. Keep up the good work reggie outing the jobsworths✊️👏
3 minute in and I'm shaking with mirth, top marks. I know you don't need suggestions but on the measuring front you could always ask them what there tolerance's are.
6:24 Closing the gate means aggravated trespass cannot be used since they are keeping Reggie away from anyone that could be intimidated by Reggie's presence.
I'd like to see you with a can of Pledge and a cloth going around cleaning to see their reaction.. "Excuse me Sir what are you doing?" "Just dusting, it's a hobby"
Its the same as the no recording on your phone but they never care about dash cams. Only becomes an issue when they see it and think they have authority to stop you.
Wonder if they would call the police if you did star jumps in a job centre !! Its like anything someone else doesn't like you doing these days then they cry to the police to stop it.
the staff members are so desperate for something to do that they descend upon a member of the public simply for doing an innocent activity. well done for giving a little meaning to their lives and making their day a little less boring. it's a pity, though, that their working hours are so empty. you did a good deed on this day, reggie.
@@jsteadman9262 yes, one can imagine that to be true. i actually started to feel sorry for them. time is precious, and it must be horrible to know that a third of one's day is being wasted in such a meaningless job. they could be doing positive things, helping people, making a difference to the world - instead of just hanging around watching the clock and killing time. there is no quality in the existence of those poor people.
Can see it now.........." DROP THAT RULER AND GET ON THE GROUND......... NOW". This country is full of absolute lunatics willingly wasting police time and resources. Is it any wonder real crime goes un challenged.? They too busy dealing with nonsense like this. Awesome expose as per usual Reggie and even when you clearly having a laugh these robots just don't get it. Loving your work brother 😂😂😂😂😂 respect from Glasgow
I wonder if there is a rule that says you can't measure the wall? if not there will be now.... oh my god the things they security guards come out with Priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Strange things aren't illegal so these people need to just get on with their work. Give someone a badge and it goes straight to their heads and they just dream up their own rules - buffoons the lot. Recordings Mr G4S are subject to GDPR rules !!!!!
What on earth have the blokes got strapped to their bodies? Are they jobsworth monitors? I had less stuff than that on me when I was in ICU! Haha...love the laser!
Miniscule authority but want to trample all over our freedoms,love your gadget absolutely hilarious,woman is like that’s strange, I am thinking no love you are the strange one 🤣😂 for not knowing your own freedoms or anyone else’s.Another great video 😊👍
Can someone explain why they have so many security goofballs at all these job centers? They have more security than almost all banks...what is the issue?
The lady manager was clearly out of her league, making her the ideal candidate for the position of a Job Centre manager ✅
The madness of their seriousness over a guy 'measuring'...is so hilarious.
I couldn't stop laughing when he said you could not take measurements without permission. My wife asked me if I was alright and when I showed her she could not stop laughing as well. Keep up the good work Reggie. You are crazy.
EXACTLY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tbh ‘ I laughed at your comment’ only because I wouldn’t want my wife speaking about my measurements. 😂. I know it’s irrelevant’ but that’s how I thought 😂🤣😂🤣
I wonder if G4S or sia should introduce a health eating and exercise campaign. It's clearly an unhealthy job
Lol
@@rsb8653😂😂😂
Unbelievable, as you say, only a matter of time before some goon will stop you in the street for breathing. This country has gone nuts.
The world!
I wonder if they'll ever make measuring a crime? Fantastic stuff again, Reggie, absolutely brilliant. 😂😂😂😂😂The "MINAC" movement carries on
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You’d think a JobCentre manager would be familiar with auditing and wind up merchants. This was not the case with these NPCs.
I'm literally crying with laughter. You have a unique way of getting the best reactions from these clowns. Being calm and polite works really well.
Reggie’s the best of the best. Funniest auditor without a shadow
"I don't need it, I want it" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm gonna start to use that line.
Nothing brings me greater pleasure at tea time, than watching Reggie wind up “ Jobsworths”.
4:00 She shows her thinking. Everything needs authority or permission. No one has free will. Everything has to be done only when ordered to by an employer or someone in authority. Do you need authority to pick your nose in public? Probably, according to her.
Watching most auditors leaves me feeling so angry at the whole system but you've got a special way.... its like therapy for me! thank you Reggie. I probably won't do any murders today now 😂
Yeah I agree, Reggie is the antidote to the now boring "conflict p0rn" that most auditors are presenting.
Just discovered this...care in the community is working....fancy calling the police...they could just have offered him a cuppa.....
Reggie, when will you realise that surveying is NOT ALLOWED? 😂
"You cant take measurements without permission" 😂😂😂😂
Youre hilarious reggie dont know how you keep a straight face 😂😂
I love the tounge in cheek pleading....lol 😂😂😂
I LOVE the, "i'm calling the police" thing. I love it, because they think it's a trump card to get you to go away, but you just say, "oh if you've called the police, i'll stay, to tell them my side of the story" - i love it
“You can’t just come in here and measure” 😂
The G4$ goons failed to see they were the butt of the joke. I suppose care in the community can help people live a more fulfilled life ✅
I nearly choked on my cup of tea when you said I will give you a tickle😂
When someone argues “this is private” when it is public, you know you’re battling those feeding on authority, those craving to lick boots in a Police State, petty quislings of the worst type, evil imbeciles that destroys the fabric of society and democracy.
Pleased to see Goons4Sale still providing comedy moments through their utter incompetence. Their only solution to any problem, in their role as private security, is threatening to "call the police". On a more positive note, you probably made their day, as they appear to have absolutely no work to do
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt not kill
Thou shalt not measure!
And the greatest of these..Thou shalt not give someone a tickle!!
Holly shit, laser readings, it just gets the channel to a new standard. Even Steve from Tesco couldn't see it coming.
🤣🤣🤣
You're the expert on measuring Reggie. . Cant stop laughing again.
Reggie, get yourself a Laser 'tape' measure /range finder and pull it out after agreeing to stop using the wheel. Get your measurements at a distance and watch them lose the plot completely 👍🏻
That's what he WAS doing , was it not ?
He used to do the wheel, he progressed onto LASER .
@@A2Z1Two3 ohhh. Fair enough 👍🏻I didn't notice what he was using in this one... Thought he had an air quality meter or something
I think their main concern was that you were the only person in the job centre that was actually doing something!
We the People paid for these bloody buildings and we pay their puny salaries. They are completely insane stopping the owners from pursuing constructive hobbies such as 'measuring'
So how is a government building a private building?
Lots of goverment offices are now rented from private companies. As an ex civil servant I worked in a few in London and the Midlands.
You cannot beat watching this tomfoolery on a Sunday with a large Gin and Tonic. So funny, as usual.
The worse is that he tries and is encouraged to normalize public property as private. It makes my blood boil.
Brilliant
3 goons with confused expressions like there witnessing an alien craft land in reception
Can’t stop laughing, what a tonic to a truly miserable day on the south coast,
Top vid Reggie
Love it mate
Best content on RUclips by a mile 😎
The long arm of the law......but how long? Challenge accepted.
😂
As a retired loss prevention manager with over 45 years of experience it never ceases to amaze me how little training these guards get, G4s I'm happy to come out of retirement and train them for you??
"You can't take measurements in here without permission"
I bet he never thought he would be saying that to someone when he got up for work this morning 😅
“I’ll give you a tickle” 😭
OMG reggie has a ‘Layzor ‘ 😂
You are by far the funniest auditor. Love it Reggie
🎯 Reggie is the best!
Too Apree in America is a laugh.
You should have measured the size of the security guard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Goons 4 sale making decisions to call police. What a joke. Made us all laugh tho. Great stuff.
You should have told them straight up that everything is on the level.
Three people to deal with a man measuring walls. Reggie, you are hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Another place we're paying for that has more security guards than 'customers'.
Why is James Corden a jobsworth security guard 🤔
‘Don’t be like that’ Lmaoooo
The way his voice changes even the guard was smiling. He sounds too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Another empty job centre with at least 3 security guys with nothing to do all day 👎👎👎👎
Reggie: _"I just have an interest in measuring."_
Large man: _"Fair enough."_
World really has gone mad.
‘I’ll give you a tickle’ 🤣😅 absolutely brilliant 😂
The big guy laughing with you showed he had compassion at least.
Reggie your a nutta and make my day😂😂😂
They have a defibrillator on that site…. Advertised outside, for the public to use. Surely that means that they cannot prevent access? Might be worth looking into as another route to annoy them? You could measure the distance between public access defibs. That could be hilarious.
THREE security staff! They should employ some more, it will bring unemployment down 🤗😂
5:47 Did my eyes deceive me? An AED is available inside this Job Centre?? I wouldn't let ANY of these fools near me with a pair of nail clippers, never mind a high-energy life saving device! 😂😂😂
Had me howling at 'not even for a tickle' to fuming at them at what they percieved who the disabled access was for, iv got disabilities and use both crutches and a wheelchair, just because u appear to be able bodied doesnt mean u are, for all they know u or another person could struggle using steps. Keep up the good work reggie outing the jobsworths✊️👏
Reggie is the measure of all things 🤣👊
3 minute in and I'm shaking with mirth, top marks. I know you don't need suggestions but on the measuring front you could always ask them what there tolerance's are.
So funny. The first security guard was clueless but friendly enough. The G4S muppet is in the wrong job.
I'll give you a tickle, That is so funny😂😂😂, I just pissed myself laughing, matron will go nuts
Monty Python couldn't craft a better comedy skit! Priceless!
Laughing so loud, i woke my wife up. Now she is laughing as well, classic bud.......
Protect the eyes use the Roman way of finding the levels. (Water and pipes) 😂😂
They had the measure of you Reggie😂
LOL@ when the guy says to Reggie at 3:23 "I'm sure there are plenty of other walls in town that would love to be measured by you" LOL
6:24 Closing the gate means aggravated trespass cannot be used since they are keeping Reggie away from anyone that could be intimidated by Reggie's presence.
Lots of government buildings are rented now from the private sector. So they are privately owned.
Absolutely no idea you are taking the pish, hilarious 😆
Love our reggie ❤😂😂😂
come on our reggie sort this lot out with the wheel of confusion
I'd like to see you with a can of Pledge and a cloth going around cleaning to see their reaction.. "Excuse me Sir what are you doing?" "Just dusting, it's a hobby"
The managers face 😂😂😂
It was so funny when the big chap tried to play the 'Health & Safety' card Haha
He nearly laughed at the 'Can I give you a tickle' ?
yes missus ,whers my ticking stick---ken dodd
You and AB are on another level when it comes to i will open the door and it's on you if you walk through. lol
Hahaha I wanna see how level the walls are 😂 😂 that bullfrog needed educating ..
999 "what service do you require?"
"police please"
"what is your emergency?"
"there is a man measuring"
"does he have a wheel?"
"no a lazer"
Measuring is VERBOTEN ! ....Zey vill need to call Gestapo to haff Reggie re-educated. Zey haff vays to make him talk! Gott in Himmel!
Cool as a cucumber reggie, hope they ask you to do strictly next year reg! 😂😂😂 no equity or rada card needed!
It used be called care in the community . Now its called care in security. You have got to give them something to do. REGGIE YOU ARE A STAR🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You can't take measurements here without permission"...yet you can wear an apple watch and record all the measurements you want with that.
Its the same as the no recording on your phone but they never care about dash cams. Only becomes an issue when they see it and think they have authority to stop you.
When the police turn up you should have The Imperial March playing, or should it be The Metric March.
Great stuff this. Why do they care about such trivia? Will they spontaneously combust? 😂
Reggie🤣 you’re a riot mate✌🏽
PARANOID G4arce "IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT THE PUBLIC OWN/PAY FOR THE BUILDING"?? good vid Reggie.
The UK is a proud Muslim Nation. They will get through these tough times.
Wonder if they would call the police if you did star jumps in a job centre !! Its like anything someone else doesn't like you doing these days then they cry to the police to stop it.
Lmfao you found chunky and slap head from the circus of g4s clowns yet again. Great stuff Reggie.
the staff members are so desperate for something to do that they descend upon a member of the public simply for doing an innocent activity. well done for giving a little meaning to their lives and making their day a little less boring. it's a pity, though, that their working hours are so empty. you did a good deed on this day, reggie.
Most of their time is used on facebook and personal calls.
@@jsteadman9262 yes, one can imagine that to be true. i actually started to feel sorry for them. time is precious, and it must be horrible to know that a third of one's day is being wasted in such a meaningless job. they could be doing positive things, helping people, making a difference to the world - instead of just hanging around watching the clock and killing time. there is no quality in the existence of those poor people.
Can see it now.........." DROP THAT RULER AND GET ON THE GROUND......... NOW". This country is full of absolute lunatics willingly wasting police time and resources. Is it any wonder real crime goes un challenged.? They too busy dealing with nonsense like this. Awesome expose as per usual Reggie and even when you clearly having a laugh these robots just don't get it. Loving your work brother 😂😂😂😂😂 respect from Glasgow
I wonder if there is a rule that says you can't measure the wall? if not there will be now.... oh my god the things they security guards come out with Priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pregnant bloke didn't have a clue, as then did the other two!
That bloke in the grey beard seems a right bundle of fun 😅I'll have to invite him to my Birthday party 🎉 😅😅😅🎉😂❤😅
'you haven't any authority to do anything', sums up their job roles
Strange things aren't illegal so these people need to just get on with their work. Give someone a badge and it goes straight to their heads and they just dream up their own rules - buffoons the lot. Recordings Mr G4S are subject to GDPR rules !!!!!
Why is this so funny😂.....im in bite 😂
Reggie at his best once more 👍🏻
They looking at you as if your on day release Reggie lol 🤣....give a little tickle 😊 muppets ain't they
"I'm not being too much of a dick". So he realises he is a dick he is just deciding how much of one he is.
true, he was only being a little one. He did seem slightly conflicted.
What on earth have the blokes got strapped to their bodies? Are they jobsworth monitors? I had less stuff than that on me when I was in ICU! Haha...love the laser!
Miniscule authority but want to trample all over our freedoms,love your gadget absolutely hilarious,woman is like that’s strange, I am thinking no love you are the strange one 🤣😂 for not knowing your own freedoms or anyone else’s.Another great video 😊👍
Can someone explain why they have so many security goofballs at all these job centers? They have more security than almost all banks...what is the issue?
They rung the measuring police...but they were too far away...
Half a mile too far 😃
he's in a league of his own.
This was a measured audit