Two Ronnies - Identical Clocks and Lord Knows' Parrot (Subtitles!)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 май 2022
  • Classic skit between the two Ronnies, with English and Russian subtitles.
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  • @davewilson4058
    @davewilson4058 Год назад +62

    An absolutely brilliant skit. I've seen it many times and it still makes me laugh. Today's comedians could learn a lot from this wonderful pair. Humour without the necessity of continuous effing and blinding to put a joke across.

    • @1aberbeeg
      @1aberbeeg Год назад +3

      Like you sir, I still watch both skits, had a pal very similar to Ronnie Barker in the 4 candles sketch, shame to think neither are with us today. We need their sense of humour now,more than ever, bless them.

    • @peteratkinson922
      @peteratkinson922 Год назад

      Milligan murmuring time and the inevitability of the endless either out of the 'Humour packing case of existence'- in a non- finger waggingly way. I reckoneth.

    • @sabejreid2072
      @sabejreid2072 11 месяцев назад +1

      They are great aren't they?

    • @oliveralexandre3607
      @oliveralexandre3607 11 месяцев назад +1

      But…one “bloody”!😊

  • @thomascassidy8347
    @thomascassidy8347 Год назад +20

    Pure genius and those accents!!It's all totally off the wall!!

  • @MelliaBoomBot
    @MelliaBoomBot Год назад +7

    Now that was a work of art.

  • @peterrebelwithoutamenopaus6962
    @peterrebelwithoutamenopaus6962 11 месяцев назад +7

    When some Spaniards complained about Manuel's portrayal in Fawlty Towers, Cleese commented, "Well Basil Fawlty wasn't exactly a great advert for Englishmen was he?"

  • @kapilachandrabharathi7134
    @kapilachandrabharathi7134 Год назад +13

    Seen it LORD KNOWS 😂 how many times
    Still can't get enough

  • @nestorjrabalos1998
    @nestorjrabalos1998 Год назад +9

    New face? No I’ve always had this face.🤣

  • @sabian5393
    @sabian5393 Год назад +11

    Absolutely brilliant 👏 One of the best / God I miss the Two Ronnie's.

  • @martynharrison3239
    @martynharrison3239 Год назад +24

    Hysterical and still way better than anything else.

  • @sdw8680
    @sdw8680 2 месяца назад +2

    I’ve not laughed so much for a long time 😂😂.. absolutely brilliant as usual!

  • @dntlss
    @dntlss Год назад +32

    Im a yank but god i love British comedy,thank you for uploading this.

    • @honestyandtruth6847
      @honestyandtruth6847 Год назад +3

      dntlss you must see 'Porridge' with Ronnie Barker - set in a British jail - it is absolutely brilliant.

  • @carmeldeakin2456
    @carmeldeakin2456 9 месяцев назад +3

    Hilarious. When we had talent on tv.

  • @randallulrich
    @randallulrich Год назад +27

    This skit and their "Four Candles" skit are wordplay at their best with these two. Funny stuff.

  • @josephinebennington7247
    @josephinebennington7247 Год назад +12

    Bet he keeps an empty milk bottle in the fridge, for black coffee drinkers…..(heard that t’other day)

  • @phyllisryan68
    @phyllisryan68 Год назад +21

    I love this one. We need a good laugh

  • @TimLondonGuitarist
    @TimLondonGuitarist Год назад +14

    It's a surreal world of 2 madmen from another planet who are much madder than any madness that exists in the real world. Very funny & convincingly acted.

  • @markbumford8076
    @markbumford8076 Год назад +42

    Dearly missed but never forgotten.
    Brings back cherished memories of watching the Two Ronnies with my late parents when I was a child.

    • @checktheevidence
      @checktheevidence Год назад +2

      Well, in the spirit of this sketch, I guess it was a bit weird watching this sketch with folks who had passed on!!

  • @davidneal9368
    @davidneal9368 Год назад +21

    A new face. No I've always had it. Just got here. No I just walked through the door 🤣 Classic

  • @catherinemelnyk
    @catherinemelnyk 11 месяцев назад +3

    That is the screwiest dialogue I've heard since "Who's on First"?. I loved it!😂

  • @rogermouton2273
    @rogermouton2273 Год назад +83

    From one perspective, this is an excellent piece of surrealist performance art.

    • @duckduckgoismuchbetter
      @duckduckgoismuchbetter Год назад +5

      Make that from two perspectives. I second it.

    • @johnoneill4483
      @johnoneill4483 Год назад

      From another it is crap

    • @rogermouton2273
      @rogermouton2273 Год назад

      @@johnoneill4483 you say that like your opinion is worth a pinch of shit

    • @davidf6326
      @davidf6326 Год назад +3

      @@johnoneill4483 And some they fell on stony ground

    • @enriquesanchez2001
      @enriquesanchez2001 10 месяцев назад

      @@duckduckgoismuchbetter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JohnC-ur5ut
    @JohnC-ur5ut Год назад +17

    This is Great ! It's like being back in 1985 and listening to my Grandmother's friends talk about the neighborhood and have tea with scones.

  • @DrQuadrivium
    @DrQuadrivium Год назад +12

    What an extraordinary coincidence. Whenever I paper a room I'm always one roll short.

  • @chrisdonohue1607
    @chrisdonohue1607 Год назад +39

    I'm irish and love it!

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 Год назад

      So you should Chris... it's just a laugh...that we all desperately need.
      I'm sure you have an array of jokes that poke the mick (no pun intended) at me and m,y kind....great... let's all have a gutsy laugh and revel in our perceived differences.
      It's a nonsense.... WE are the people that decide.... not those tossers!
      I raise my glass! Cheers.

    • @matthewphilip1977
      @matthewphilip1977 Год назад

      And that makes it ok?

  • @padraigj3762
    @padraigj3762 Год назад +3

    incredibly funny classic, many of these classic one liners have stayed in my memory bank to this day. An utterly incredible sketch . You can't cancel funny , so GrMa agus Fe*k off to those who want to, Be Janey.

  • @delladog
    @delladog Год назад +336

    Being Irish I take no offence at this, so please no righteous do gooders don't be offended on my behalf or try to cancel the Two Ronnies because of it

    • @vodaredhill1704
      @vodaredhill1704 Год назад +44

      Paddy stole a calendar, he got 12 months.

    • @vodaredhill1704
      @vodaredhill1704 Год назад +35

      Irish space program was planing a manned shot to the sun .They were told you can't land on the sun it's 6000degrees ! Ah we thought of that ,we're going at night !

    • @vodaredhill1704
      @vodaredhill1704 Год назад +22

      Paddy and Murphy stranded on an ice berg in despair .Suddenly Murphy looks up and shouts PADDY WE'RE SAVED ,IT'S THE TITANIC ! 🛳

    • @140pro
      @140pro Год назад +18

      @@vodaredhill1704Please don't take offence to this and I'm sorry if I'm gonna come across as a self righteous do-gooder with this reply, because I'm not!
      So just because he told you that he wasn't offended by this sketch doesn't then give you the right to bombard him with every shitty joke you've ever heard about the Irish does it.!
      It's a bit like apologising to your mate for accidentally hitting his thumb with a hammer whilst he holds the nail for you, then proceeding to hit every finger on his hand thereafter.

    • @harbster2
      @harbster2 Год назад +16

      Top man, good to hear these days. Although I actually don't think it's a slight on the Irish. The characters in this sketch could have had many other accents and the humour wound be the same eg Yorkshire, Cornish, Norfolk etc. As the Two Ronnies often did.

  • @140pro
    @140pro Год назад +85

    Absolute classic humour 👌 from a time when folks could hava a laugh and a joke without any nonsense.

    • @bartconnolly6104
      @bartconnolly6104 Год назад +4

      True but the irony is the entire sketch is about nonsense!

  • @morriscox1571
    @morriscox1571 Год назад +14

    Classic, love the sketch 4 candles

    • @Tinker1950
      @Tinker1950 Год назад

      It wasn't the 4 candles sketch was it?
      Try again.

    • @morriscox1571
      @morriscox1571 Год назад

      @@Tinker1950 fork handles

    • @Tinker1950
      @Tinker1950 Год назад

      @@morriscox1571
      Keep trying.
      You'll catch on eventually.

    • @morriscox1571
      @morriscox1571 Год назад

      @@Tinker1950 it's called fork handles, barker goes into the hardware store looking for fork handles, Corbett thinks he's looking for 4 candles, name of that sketch is, Ronnie's Pub and wallpaper

    • @Tinker1950
      @Tinker1950 Год назад

      @@morriscox1571
      Nope - you still haven't got it.
      Dim as a toc H lamp (look it up).
      I'll give you a clue - it's your original remark, your unskilled grammar.
      What was this video about?
      Was it 4 candles?

  • @ellalena1873
    @ellalena1873 10 месяцев назад +3

    They’re the only comedians where I can watch the same sketch twice and laugh more the second time.

  • @KitchenFoyle
    @KitchenFoyle Год назад +6

    Well said Peter, in one way or another we could all play the stereotype card and the determination to find it by those it doesn’t even represent and whose target would rather they didn’t, causes far more harm than good.

  • @barry5787
    @barry5787 Год назад +10

    Brilliant.

  • @ashavarma5584
    @ashavarma5584 Год назад +2

    Brilliant!

  • @paulbraine674
    @paulbraine674 Год назад +38

    Pure comedy gold

  • @dr.d5920
    @dr.d5920 Год назад +40

    So simple yet so funny, and not one f-bomb to be heard.

    • @Nollaig1234
      @Nollaig1234 Год назад

      You are talking fuckin nonsense. I prefer a so-called f-bomb to racism any day.

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 Год назад +2

      The Two Ronnies never did.
      Way too & far too clever to appeal for cheap laughs.

  • @deniskajtazovic3890
    @deniskajtazovic3890 Год назад +3

    I love this

  • @532bluepeter1
    @532bluepeter1 Год назад +1

    This hurts my head. So surreal.

  • @teriday954
    @teriday954 Год назад +2

    Now I get it...four CANDLES!!!!

  • @telemachus53
    @telemachus53 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Where was he stuffed in the first place?" "He's stuffed in every place!".

  • @eamonn1973es
    @eamonn1973es Год назад +55

    As an Irishman this is a fine tribute to the Irish "craic" from two legends, dearly missed

    • @errcoche
      @errcoche Год назад +2

      Their accents are really poor but the material is faithful to the kind of poetic, fanciful and absurdists flights of the Irish that the English used to designate them as stupid. I wonder who the writers where. Not hard to be funny with material this good.

    • @bartconnolly6104
      @bartconnolly6104 Год назад

      @@errcoche they wrot most of their scripts. Particularly barker.

    • @matthewphilip1977
      @matthewphilip1977 Год назад

      Not so much the craic as the dangerous stereotype of the thick Irish. I've reported this. It should be taken down.

    • @bartconnolly6104
      @bartconnolly6104 Год назад +3

      @@matthewphilip1977 dangerous? Reported for what?

    • @bartconnolly6104
      @bartconnolly6104 Год назад +1

      @@matthewphilip1977 By the way are you Irish?

  • @Kwales66
    @Kwales66 Год назад +5

    Never seen this before. Thanks..

  • @jipangoo
    @jipangoo Год назад +4

    Lewis Carrol would have loved this

  • @carolmurray187
    @carolmurray187 Год назад +34

    Hilariously clever as always.

  • @DonnyRP
    @DonnyRP Год назад +2

    Genious this is

  • @burnerog
    @burnerog 6 месяцев назад

    Brilliant as always

  • @thestevenjaywaymusic7775
    @thestevenjaywaymusic7775 Год назад +6

    Brilliant comedy. Great writing.

  • @HRKFUNNYMOMENTS
    @HRKFUNNYMOMENTS Год назад +1

    The Bird is Dead, But it Still Had2Sit There, An Watch All That Fuss😂

  • @Fercough
    @Fercough Год назад +4

    Great stuff.

  • @cidanilu
    @cidanilu Год назад +30

    A time when people were no offended by humour but accepted it as such

  • @daveankerr8786
    @daveankerr8786 Год назад +1

    Legends

  • @Subzero2151
    @Subzero2151 Год назад +2

    Evenin, marning !!!

  • @Manasses1961
    @Manasses1961 Год назад +1

    Pure class

  • @tyrssen1
    @tyrssen1 Год назад +2

    Always loved these guys.

  • @1960dave1960
    @1960dave1960 Год назад +9

    I like the gag about the wife’s wooden leg…😅😂🤣

    • @aqacefan
      @aqacefan Год назад +2

      I once met a man with a wooden leg called Smith.

    • @chygwelanmeneth
      @chygwelanmeneth Год назад +5

      @@aqacefan What was his other leg called?

  • @oscar6487
    @oscar6487 Год назад +3

    So he talked to a toucan and had a guiness 😂😂😂

  • @emmamortiboy1520
    @emmamortiboy1520 Год назад +1

    At least she'll float 😂

  • @neilmac991
    @neilmac991 24 дня назад

    I thought this was a documentary its so true to life

  • @fozrick
    @fozrick Год назад +5

    Absolute sheer comedy genius 😂

  • @FromMetayou
    @FromMetayou Год назад +1

    I've lived in this house 34yrs and still buy too many rolls for a room always had drawing paper then for the kids haha

  • @bennettpeterson5992
    @bennettpeterson5992 Год назад

    Excellent

  • @cokeandtwirl
    @cokeandtwirl Год назад +5

    Brilliant writing.

  • @blakesliberator3197
    @blakesliberator3197 Год назад

    _CLASSIC GOLD_

  • @janguchelaar5836
    @janguchelaar5836 Год назад

    Beautiful 😅🤣

  • @user-di4mc9cf1o
    @user-di4mc9cf1o 9 месяцев назад

    Very good

  • @jeanpoiraud7071
    @jeanpoiraud7071 Год назад +1

    So surreal

  • @jimf1964
    @jimf1964 Год назад +5

    Every Irish joke, told in 5:42.

  • @davidbourke.icu.iseeyou
    @davidbourke.icu.iseeyou Год назад +14

    The Irish have always had a creative relationship with the English language. That’s why so many of its finest writers are Irish. This sketch shows that.

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 Год назад +5

      Exactly, it is a demonstration of mutual respect.
      All decent, reasonable people know that.
      Only the so-called "experts" get offended in their lonely ivory towers.

  • @Myrdden71
    @Myrdden71 Год назад +1

    It's like we've stepped into Rose Nylund's mind from The Golden Girls, and it's hilarious!

  • @norm2096
    @norm2096 Год назад +1

    It's good night from me, and it's good night from him.

  • @trickytricky7401
    @trickytricky7401 Год назад +15

    My dad is Irish and he loved this sketch , but that's because the Irish don't carry victim cards , but this was all before woke .

  • @bartconnolly6104
    @bartconnolly6104 Год назад +24

    There is a depth of set theory and logic in this sketch as well as a play on meaning / semantics. The null set idea and logical operations on negation spring to mind. This formal language is then mixed in with the informal semantics of English phrases like " Lord knows" which can mean nobody ( whatever nobody is technically it should ne not any body) knows or can be the given name of a Lord.

    • @pitbull2005
      @pitbull2005 Год назад +6

      In other words it's funny!

    • @stevetaylor7403
      @stevetaylor7403 Год назад +6

      Can I have a line of whatever you’ve been on.

    • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
      @PetroicaRodinogaster264 Год назад +2

      @@stevetaylor7403 I was going to say something similar. He should either stop taking the pills or take more because something is not working in his head.

    • @eturfrey
      @eturfrey Год назад

      Wow and I thought I was watching comedy.

    • @worldofameiso5491
      @worldofameiso5491 Год назад +3

      Well done Bart, you've made a brilliantly funny sketch as boring as hell.

  • @eileenlocke7877
    @eileenlocke7877 6 месяцев назад

    Luv it

  • @cheshirebowman4465
    @cheshirebowman4465 Год назад +7

    Just genius and nothing else.

  • @darrencaruana1350
    @darrencaruana1350 Год назад

    This is too good. M 😂

  • @oscar6487
    @oscar6487 Год назад

    To much glass 😂😂😂

  • @frunomaol5069
    @frunomaol5069 Месяц назад

    I'm Irish, but I enjoyed this skit.

  • @Mock_Turtle_1805
    @Mock_Turtle_1805 11 месяцев назад +1

    This sounds like something Spike Mulligan might have written.

  • @TheHoliday077
    @TheHoliday077 Год назад

    Love this too and i am irish

  • @petermcginnity5572
    @petermcginnity5572 Год назад

    Im Oirish. This is Oisome!!

  • @johnod5013
    @johnod5013 Год назад +8

    Funny enough.a couple of good one liners..the accents aren't all that bad,I know a lot of real Irish accents that are worse (I'm from Cork😅)...their mastermind sketch is the pinnacle of comedy in my opinion.i forgot who wrote it but I can't get my head around how it was put together.pure genius

    • @1969Kismet
      @1969Kismet Год назад +3

      It was probably written by Lord Knows. Sorry, couldn't resist that one.

    • @wideawake914
      @wideawake914 Год назад +3

      At least you'll float.

  • @lanslater
    @lanslater Год назад

    the proverbial takin of the micky

  • @walterverbeeck6929
    @walterverbeeck6929 Год назад

    which year is this recorded and broadcasted?

  • @elsahoffmann8719
    @elsahoffmann8719 Год назад +1

    LOLLLL

  • @C2H6Cd
    @C2H6Cd Год назад

    I liked the pub part but I just don't get the wallpaper stuff, can someone explain the joke?

  • @dallasfoster5029
    @dallasfoster5029 Год назад

    Song?

  • @redareda4470
    @redareda4470 Год назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @liamfoley9215
    @liamfoley9215 Год назад +1

    How did they do it?!!!

  • @stevejam767
    @stevejam767 Год назад +2

    Funny I remember this being much funnier at the time. I think there was another version of this. This must be a 'cleaner' version.

  • @errolstewart5155
    @errolstewart5155 Год назад +19

    Classic 🖤💛❤️🇦🇺😅😂😅

  • @oscar6487
    @oscar6487 Год назад

    Shandy 😂😂😂😂

  • @violetastafford5053
    @violetastafford5053 Год назад +1

    Lord Nose? surely

  • @oscar6487
    @oscar6487 Год назад +1

    Irish master mind ocarrol magnuson 😂😂😂😂

  • @oscar6487
    @oscar6487 Год назад

    Half empty half full?

  • @lindsayheyes925
    @lindsayheyes925 Год назад +29

    There was a time when comedians were funny without being 'edgy' or crude, creative without drawing on their 'lived experience', respected without being politically 'correct', and didn't try to make their audience critique themselves.
    I'd almost forgotten those golden years. I went to a comedy show recently, paid a fortune, travelled for hours, queued in the cold, watched it on TV screens because the arena was so vast that the performer might as well've been a galaxy in the night sky. If I'd watched it at home, the experience would've been better.
    I waited in anticipation for the funniest, most intelligent and hardest working comedian of our time, IMO. Well, I should have arrived 15 minutes after the performance started, because thatbtime was wasted with the obligatory left wing political satire. Bill Brydon, if you are reading this, it's been done to death by every comedian since Margaret Thatcher first became PM. Stop flogging a dead horse, it's not funny any more. I respect your opinions as much as anyone's, but it's time that comedians showed some respect for the majority that votes our governments in. I used to love satire, but it's had its day. Today, going to a comedy show is like going a random concert. Where once you got Beethoven or The Beatles, today you get grime or Adele swearing at you. Time to change the record...

    • @lindsayheyes925
      @lindsayheyes925 Год назад

      @Evan Hodge Made me laugh 😄

    • @lindsayheyes925
      @lindsayheyes925 Год назад +1

      @@AlexAlexon3897 Yes, that's the very effect.

    • @marvinc9994
      @marvinc9994 Год назад

      Well at least you didn't have to put up with the not-quite-hysterical anti-Trump (zzzzzzzzzzzzz) nonsense.
      I hope ?

  • @Nooziterp1
    @Nooziterp1 Год назад

    This sounds very much like a 'Gerald Wiley' (Ronnie Barker) sketch. Based on wordplay.

  • @johnblackledge4009
    @johnblackledge4009 Год назад

    I wonder how much of that was adlibbed?

  • @user-wp5ix9hy8c
    @user-wp5ix9hy8c 2 месяца назад

    Don't they torque a load
    Of rubbish 🗑 absolutely
    Love everything they do
    ❤😂🎉😢😮😅

    • @user-wp5ix9hy8c
      @user-wp5ix9hy8c 2 месяца назад +1

      BLOODY FUNNY ❤I think they the best Comedians on the telly
      ❤😂🎉😢😮😅

  • @WWAWHTR
    @WWAWHTR Год назад

    Some Spike Milligan has crept into this skit.

  • @turloughkennedy6579
    @turloughkennedy6579 Год назад +8

    This makes me proud to be Irish hahahahahaha

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 Год назад

      And I to be your neighbour....albeit in South America.... Keep smiling my friend.
      It's the one thing they cannot tax.

  • @eamonmcdermott4032
    @eamonmcdermott4032 Год назад +10

    Well, I don't know. I thought that was really funny. Made me choke on my Guinness. Happy to report I'm not woke, so I'm going back to sleep.

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 Год назад

      Bet I'm asleep before you will be Eamon...&. I'll be watching yer...!

  • @GosWardHen98
    @GosWardHen98 Год назад +7

    In comedy today there is nothing innocent or funny. Insults, pc to not offend even a Mexican wearing Sombrero because it's harmful. The 2 Ronnies with lovely innuendo & wonderful timing when comedy was just fun. No offence taken either.

  • @eithneowen8782
    @eithneowen8782 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @garymurphy5133
    @garymurphy5133 Год назад +9

    You will see from my name above that i am Irish. I found this extremly funny NOT offensive and after hearing this i do not need urgent counciling like many snowflakes. Then again i am 58 so come from a better time.

    • @AlexAlexon3897
      @AlexAlexon3897 Год назад

      You're not offensive. Just an old prig. And I'm older. "Better time" indeed! No such thing. Eras are what we make them. "Snowflakes", though - that's original. 😄 PS You meant "counselling".

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 Год назад

      Alex.... "Old Prig"...that the best you can manage?
      Some of us have manners, decency and respect.
      But hey, do enjoy your life at the bottom of the pond.

    • @matthewphilip1977
      @matthewphilip1977 Год назад

      Reported.