The Two Ronnies - "Your Nuts, Milord" "Fork 'Andles" & "Squash" - three CLASSICS!

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2010
  • My favourite is "Squash" - but "Fork 'Andles" is the classic. Written by Ronnie Barker under a pseudonym, it was one of many pieces attributed to "Gerald Wiley" - even Ronnie Corbett didn't know who Gerald was. But everyone found out - when "Fork 'Andles" won an AWARD!
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  • @patriciacacomanolis7781
    @patriciacacomanolis7781 6 лет назад +114

    i am french but thank god i live in a country that speak english so i can laugh watching those great comedy shows there is nothing like it in france

    • @littleredwitch
      @littleredwitch Год назад +2

      Check Les Deschiens

    • @jacquelinefox2632
      @jacquelinefox2632 Год назад +1

      I would have killed Ron by then..... Lol.🥰 J

    • @johnleahy5400
      @johnleahy5400 Год назад +1

      😊

    • @sabejreid2072
      @sabejreid2072 11 месяцев назад +1

      Need something to laugh about - 🇦🇺😀

    • @Ramtohul
      @Ramtohul 8 месяцев назад

      You are absolutely right. I am British..and have been living in France since 1983..French series seem to be hopelessly dull.

  • @susannah1948
    @susannah1948 6 месяцев назад +9

    May God bless them both for all the laughs. RIP both.

  • @fritula6200
    @fritula6200 10 месяцев назад +14

    This cannot be repeated again in this world:
    May God Bless them both, and give them life eternal ❤

  • @mangoMango-ck3et
    @mangoMango-ck3et Год назад +10

    Its,,Oct.2022,,,The Two Ronnies,,still the best British Comedians ,,.their humour will never die, ever ...billocks ..

  • @rox03y
    @rox03y Год назад +23

    How these two comedic genius kept it together is beyond me!

  • @mikaelabowen5781
    @mikaelabowen5781 7 лет назад +87

    This had me rocking with laughter! The two Ronnies never fade, they're as brilliant and funny as they were back in the day. There is nobody to compare to them now.

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 6 лет назад +4

      One of my favourites is 'It's a duck!'

    • @mikaelabowen5781
      @mikaelabowen5781 Год назад

      @Pete ruclips.net/video/pj0_Ps5c08I/видео.html bought from the same man who sold him the black moon-rock! Classic comedy.

    • @moonpawooe7134
      @moonpawooe7134 11 месяцев назад +1

      Lenny henry stu francis

    • @moonpawooe7134
      @moonpawooe7134 11 месяцев назад +1

      Little and large

  • @MyatHtoo
    @MyatHtoo 5 лет назад +40

    This is the first time I have ever seen this The 2 Ronnies and it's got me completely in tears!!!! now I do nothing but search for them!!!!

    • @kaywaters7478
      @kaywaters7478 Год назад +1

      Haven’t seen the butler one before!

    • @kaywaters7478
      @kaywaters7478 Год назад +1

      Fork handles though - seen that about 40 times!

    • @marcellepesek3038
      @marcellepesek3038 Год назад +1

      Myat Htoo, Hello! Lucky you! Imagine all the wonderful hours of laughter you can look forward
      to! The 2.R's are always great, even after viewing them over and over. Have a great time and good wishes to you!

  • @deniseg-hill1730
    @deniseg-hill1730 6 лет назад +4

    Just absolutely brilliant. My Dad fell off the Sofa because he was laughing so much. He absolutely loved watching these 2. When you think of the crap these days nothing as good as this and Porridge and Open all Hours and only Fools and Horses, Morecambe and Wise, Les Dawson etc.

  • @nerfherder5129
    @nerfherder5129 8 лет назад +105

    Squash is hilarious the salt is so real. Barkers comic writing and corbetts unrivaled timing make this arguably the greatest comic duo to ever grace tv. I grew up with them and its mortifying to know we have lost them both. Rip

    • @cmdfarsight
      @cmdfarsight 7 лет назад +6

      They are indeed great but I would have to put them at equal billing as Morecombe and Wise.

    • @Bruce-1956
      @Bruce-1956 7 лет назад +4

      cmdfarsight agree 100%

    • @NickJay
      @NickJay 6 лет назад +4

      Weird - I've loved & enjoyed the 2 Ronnies for years. Enjoyed many a repeat yet never seen Squash before today - here. Amazing why it's not shown more. I love the shute one too with Ronnie Barker working in the laundry department and Ronnie Corbett supposedly being thrown down the laundry shute. lol

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay 6 лет назад +7

      WE LOST 'DODDY' TODAY--KEN DODD, HE WAS 90 YRS OLD, BUT STILL HELD AN AUDIENCE IN STITCHES. R.I.P. KEN.

    • @dlamiss
      @dlamiss 5 лет назад +4

      Yes indeed a fact often overlooked was Ronnie Corbetts amazing timing. John Cleese said he learned more about comedy timing from Corbett than anyone else he ever worked with- high praise

  • @martinepstein3332
    @martinepstein3332 3 месяца назад +3

    The squash match sketch was always hilarious and rather underrated

  • @tiggerthecat5525
    @tiggerthecat5525 5 лет назад +25

    The two ronnies will still be funny in 30 years ..

    • @ndhan72
      @ndhan72 Год назад +2

      Longer than that!.

    • @martinclark8162
      @martinclark8162 Год назад

      @@ndhan72 That's what I said!

    • @robertchapman6795
      @robertchapman6795 Год назад +1

      Send videos of the Two Ronnies into space and if the Aliens find it, we’ll all get along! 😂

  • @humber
    @humber 8 лет назад +11

    R.I.P. Reunited with Ronnie again, thank you for the laughs.

  • @AndrewofWare
    @AndrewofWare 8 лет назад +37

    I'm re-watching so many of The Two Ronnies' classic sketches. After each
    one I think, 'That's my favourite.' RIP Ronnie Corbett. Let's hope
    you're having a few jokes tonight with your mate.

    • @marcellepesek3038
      @marcellepesek3038 Год назад

      AndrewofWare, I write this 6 yrs after your initial
      "2 Ronnies" comment. I just wanted to say "hello"
      to another lover of these 2 super chaps as well
      as telling you how touched I was by your words.
      Best regards!

  • @astondb7martin469
    @astondb7martin469 8 лет назад +16

    Simply three of the best comedy sketches of all time ! I remember watching them when they were first shown and then going to school and talking about them with my friends !! Just absolutely brilliant !

  • @Chewligan1
    @Chewligan1 Год назад +6

    The last "Squish' sketch is very clever since extraordinary gifted people DO exist in the world, to the frustration of others. Most people have to work very hard at skills whereas some people with no experience at all seem to be born naturals. Great sketch !!!

  • @shaunsowter3329
    @shaunsowter3329 Год назад +27

    The first sketch is one of my faves. I must have seen it a thousand times and still belly laugh. Simple but effective

  • @shaun5944
    @shaun5944 7 лет назад +7

    I also grew up watching the The Two Ronnies, many happy memories, comic genius, especially Ronnie Barker, in the days when there was only 3 - 4 TV 📺 channels, thanks for the laughs

  • @martinyeomans3319
    @martinyeomans3319 Год назад +3

    I must have seen fork andles a 100 times ,it still cracks me up

  • @roberthayes9842
    @roberthayes9842 Год назад +6

    Watched this dozens of times still and still makes e laugh

  • @strikemaster1
    @strikemaster1 Год назад +37

    One of the best ever. It helped explain why my wife left me. She taught me how to play a game she played all of her life of 60 years. After loosing a couple of games, I started wining, and boy, she never liked that. So I had to play dumb and loose a few to keep her happy. Then she got cocky and asked for a contest first to 20 games. I beat her hands down, and 3 days later she called me a cheat lol. A few months later she was gone. True story. The irony? Never been happier on my own. Loneliness is one thing, but loneliness in a marriage is a whole different ball game. So yes, understand why little Ronnie got upset lol.

    • @VHKDK
      @VHKDK Год назад +3

      Never more a true word spoken about marriage!

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast Год назад +2

      *lose, lose, bloody LOSE -- NOT "loose"! And you started WINNING, not effing "wining"! And if this damn story is true (which I doubt), you beat her because you are a MAN and she is a WOMAN, and they are NOT the same thing!

    • @strikemaster1
      @strikemaster1 Год назад

      @@DieFlabbergast Gee man/woman... take it easy teach. Dont normally answer trolls, but for what its worth... its a true story. The game was Backgammon, so man or woman makes not difference teach.

    • @ConstantlyDamaged
      @ConstantlyDamaged Год назад

      @@strikemaster1 She played backgammon "all of her life of 60 years"? I bet for the first ten she was rather easy to beat!

    • @strikemaster1
      @strikemaster1 Год назад +2

      @@ConstantlyDamaged Probably true... but whats your point? Everyone is an easy-beat at first. My whole point was that it is not about the game or who wins or who looses... its about who can handle winning and loosing. Because I loved her, I saw her pride destroying herself, and is why I let her win, to help build her up again. But it backfired on me lol. Anyway, I am much better off now in more ways than one.

  • @pachampion
    @pachampion 8 лет назад +12

    RIP Mr. C. Thanks for the many, many laughs over the years. #comedy legend

  • @mannyk2755
    @mannyk2755 Год назад +6

    This never gets old.. 2022

  • @wilsonx54
    @wilsonx54 6 лет назад +7

    Both comedy geniuses and like Milligan, Steptoe and, Dick Emery this was back in a time when you waited in anticipation for comedy shows.You knew the day, the time and, channel every week when these shows were on.Looking forward to them nights of humor every week which nowadays despite endless channels come few and far between.

    • @robertchapman6795
      @robertchapman6795 Год назад

      What’s anticipation?

    • @animaltvi9515
      @animaltvi9515 7 месяцев назад

      ​@robertchapman6795 when you really want to have a poo but can't.

  • @roberttaylor148
    @roberttaylor148 7 лет назад +35

    Two comic geniuses, sadly missed. :-(

  • @marychadburn9302
    @marychadburn9302 9 месяцев назад +4

    How great were these two there's no one comes anywhere close nowadays to them 😂😂😂

  • @SueDunMc-
    @SueDunMc- 5 лет назад +4

    I used to love these two, so happy I found them on here. There's only one I can't find, The Optician.

  • @iraaus
    @iraaus 4 года назад +3

    RIP....
    Hope my laughs reached you all the way there.

  • @ya00007
    @ya00007 Год назад +1

    The makeup on Corbett for the squash game sketch was spot on. That sketch was brilliant.

  • @keriannandrews7362
    @keriannandrews7362 Год назад +12

    They were geniuses 😂, pure talent

  • @daisies53
    @daisies53 11 лет назад +5

    Ha ha particularly like the squash ha ha but they are all soo funny!
    Great to see them again :)
    Thank you!

  • @alexadey3413
    @alexadey3413 Год назад +4

    While I'm shivering from cold because I can't afford the heating this sketch at least makes me feel human lol 🤣😅

  • @hmaltravers
    @hmaltravers 11 лет назад +17

    Damn funny AND clever. Love The Two Ronnies.

    • @yvonnegould2000
      @yvonnegould2000 8 месяцев назад

      Think you have to be cle er to be able to write such brilliant comedy.

    • @yvonnegould2000
      @yvonnegould2000 8 месяцев назад

      "Clever "

  • @talkproppa
    @talkproppa 11 лет назад +8

    Playing on words....brilliant :-)

  • @john111257
    @john111257 8 лет назад +14

    absolutely legendary re-united forever,so sadly missed

  • @ROCKINGMAN
    @ROCKINGMAN 5 лет назад +13

    All this was shown on BBC when I was a kid, a particular favourite of my nan, the great days of BBC. The 'fork handles' sketch has been spoken of numerous times but like many of their sketches when seeing them for the first time was so hilarious and unforgettable.

  • @elleeshialeaver9375
    @elleeshialeaver9375 Год назад +3

    You just can't beat the old comedy they don't make then like them anymore

  • @jeremypearson6852
    @jeremypearson6852 4 месяца назад

    The best comedy duo Britain ever produced. A lot of credit should go to the scriptwriters.

  • @nunuloki
    @nunuloki 6 месяцев назад

    Four candles would be a strong contender for the best ever British comedy sketch.

  • @nitinkataria5002
    @nitinkataria5002 6 лет назад +6

    Just amazing, loved it.

  • @chiva2507
    @chiva2507 9 месяцев назад

    Love them.!! So everyday for them,no pretenses. R I P.

  • @normanhurst8517
    @normanhurst8517 Год назад +4

    First time I saw the 4candles I cried with laughter

  • @iisabelleross4804
    @iisabelleross4804 7 месяцев назад

    They were the best !

  • @carolinegreen7043
    @carolinegreen7043 7 месяцев назад

    I love the fork handles sketch and to think when I was young you could buy all these things. We had a corner shop stacked with things like these

  • @DerekWilliamsMusic
    @DerekWilliamsMusic 2 месяца назад

    Timeless comedic brilliance.

  • @Laconic-ws4bz
    @Laconic-ws4bz 9 месяцев назад

    I lived in England S.E in 76 and watched every week and all the other talented satire and comedy acts of the day. Cheers Aussie land.

  • @oddsandwindsocks5905
    @oddsandwindsocks5905 Год назад +8

    Proper legends. Shame they've both passed .

  • @johnmarlog6933
    @johnmarlog6933 4 месяца назад

    Ronnie Corbetts facial expressions in the fork handles sketch is priceless

  • @fatwalletboy2
    @fatwalletboy2 17 дней назад

    Everyone of an age remembers the fork handles skit but the Squash one is often overlooked.....just superb.

  • @metafis2490
    @metafis2490 8 лет назад +7

    3:50 Ronnie Corbett is trying so hard not to laugh :)
    .

  • @quintonscholz3656
    @quintonscholz3656 Год назад

    it’s now 2023ce…., wherever will there be humour like this 😢😂❤

  • @808music3
    @808music3 6 лет назад +3

    Best sketches in British tv history 🤣😂

  • @alphasoundboard2864
    @alphasoundboard2864 5 лет назад +3

    Ronnie Corbett's reactions/timing make this a ROFL scene

  • @Thursdaym2
    @Thursdaym2 Год назад +8

    RC was brilliant in this sketch some of his facial expressions were priceless. Must say that brown cardboard box made a lot of appearences.😅

  • @iand.3544
    @iand.3544 Год назад +19

    No smut, no offensive put downs, this is a bygone era of comedy

  • @ThatsnewsTV
    @ThatsnewsTV 5 лет назад +5

    The Four Candles sketch was based on a real event in a hardware shop. The staff in the shop had a customer who came in asking for four candles but was asked how many fork handles he wanted? They cleared up the misunderstanding but thought the incident would make a good sketch on the Two Ronnies. They wrote to them about it and the two Ronnies liked the idea so much that they had it expande out into the sketch that is a comedy legend. It was the only sketch they ever created that was based on a suggestion from a viewer.

  • @DanielWhyborn
    @DanielWhyborn 22 дня назад

    Absolutely fantastic

  • @kaywaters7478
    @kaywaters7478 Год назад +2

    I actually remember a shop like this - everything in those boxes and drawers.

  • @johnmichaelford3615
    @johnmichaelford3615 Год назад

    The greatest classic shows from 2 of the best in the world. 😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @rafathalam5245
    @rafathalam5245 Год назад

    Awesome... This is one of their best

  • @LukesYuGiOhChannel
    @LukesYuGiOhChannel 8 лет назад +6

    I could watch this everyday.

  • @marcellepesek3038
    @marcellepesek3038 Год назад +36

    Ah, what marvelous geniuses they were! Why can't we have anything
    like that nowadays? I can watch these videos over and over again.
    By the way, during the "Your nuts, Milord" sketch, is it my imagination
    or is there smoke wafting into the scene repeatedly? Do they have
    dry ice somewhere, or does it have anything to do with the content?
    Does anyone know, please? Thanks for all the years of laughter, Ronnie
    C. and Ronnie B. You've added much needed humour to our lives. I
    hope you are both in Heaven, thinking up new sketches there!

    • @vince6252
      @vince6252 5 месяцев назад

      So that's why Heaven is so desirable.

  • @MaryKane-qv5vz
    @MaryKane-qv5vz Месяц назад

    The "squish" player was the very best of the lot. Cannot be bettered.

  • @coltsuperocean10
    @coltsuperocean10 8 лет назад +11

    Quality comedy! still so funny. I remember seeing this as a young kid and finding it so funny! Brilliant writing! L.O. F.U.N.E.M?

  • @BecomingBangali
    @BecomingBangali 11 месяцев назад

    Love is nothing. Nothing but true.

  • @marykelly534
    @marykelly534 Год назад +5

    This comedy never dates, fantastic :)

  • @will-i-am-not
    @will-i-am-not 9 месяцев назад

    Being English I am biased, but for me British humour is the best there is.

  • @joeritchie7286
    @joeritchie7286 8 лет назад +14

    You're avin me on arnt ya you're avin me on !

  • @josephcummins8790
    @josephcummins8790 12 лет назад +2

    Haha! Good old Comedy, Very good quality by the way thank you.

  • @Singapom888
    @Singapom888 Год назад +1

    "You're nuts. m'lord" is still a saying in our house.

  • @Sherirose1
    @Sherirose1 Год назад +1

    I cracked my tennis racquet on my cousin (sore loser) and my mother cracked me😂😂 38 years ago. I'm happy to see Ronnie's frustration taken out on his racquet.

  • @margaretcooper797
    @margaretcooper797 3 года назад +2

    Brilliant!

  • @BritishComedyUK69
    @BritishComedyUK69 8 лет назад +5

    RIP Ron x

  • @user-qw6dr3cq9z
    @user-qw6dr3cq9z Год назад +1

    Legend !

  • @bmdbigfeet1031
    @bmdbigfeet1031 9 месяцев назад +1

    The Carroll Burnett show crew dont hold a candle to these fellows for the ability to maintain a pokerface. I'd have lost it at squish.

  • @waynewilliams3380
    @waynewilliams3380 Год назад +1

    Very very clever.Brilliant actually.

  • @therealcaldini
    @therealcaldini 3 года назад +2

    Never seen this squish (?) sketch before. Corbett’s brilliant in it.

  • @johnsmith-rs2vk
    @johnsmith-rs2vk Год назад +1

    Check out the ryhming slang sermon , and the drunk wedding speech . Ronnie Barker

  • @ChubbyChecker182
    @ChubbyChecker182 8 лет назад +6

    Big Ron Comedy Genius Little Ron National Treasure

  • @RichardIresonMusician
    @RichardIresonMusician Год назад

    Three of my favourites!🤣

  • @daisies53
    @daisies53 11 лет назад +3

    :D) Thank you for posting! ha ha Brilliant!

  • @stanleybamford8570
    @stanleybamford8570 Год назад

    Always timeless 😂

  • @lindascarborough5551
    @lindascarborough5551 Год назад +2

    Brilliant Laugh 😂😂😂

  • @blackpoolram
    @blackpoolram 5 лет назад +6

    Ashamed to admit that as a cheeky teenagers my friend and I asked the old fella in the local hardware shop for a tin of tartan paint. He searched for nearly 5 minutes, came back, and apologised for not having any!

    • @peternagy-im4be
      @peternagy-im4be 2 года назад

      Tartan?

    • @kiwitrainguy
      @kiwitrainguy Год назад

      My mother started he working life in the garment trade and for them it used to be Tartan Thread.

    • @williamjohnson4117
      @williamjohnson4117 Год назад

      The famous trick to play on new boys (it was usually boys in those days) was to send them to a shop for a "long stand." But the best example of this humour i heard of was one of the old hands at my father's building firm sending the new boy to the local garage for a "pint of comprehension", the garage-man (who hadn't been warned) caught on and asked "Have you brought the dry water?" Of course he hadn't, so he had to walk back to the store again.

    • @bbgun061
      @bbgun061 11 месяцев назад

      ​​@@peternagy-im4be plaid. Al had some on Tool Time.

  • @kathleencook4674
    @kathleencook4674 10 месяцев назад +1

    The Fork Andles sketch is my absolute favourite, I remember watching it when It was first broadcast I was in stitches Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Cobert were legends Gone but never forgotten

  • @eileenlocke7877
    @eileenlocke7877 6 месяцев назад

    Luv it

  • @chawwa777
    @chawwa777 Год назад

    Lost count of the number of times I have watched these clips

  • @fernleystephens2436
    @fernleystephens2436 Год назад

    There used to be a shop like the one in the Four Candles sketch in our town, it's gone now of course.

  • @enjolras76
    @enjolras76 Год назад

    never get sick of this.........

  • @BarryHWhite
    @BarryHWhite Год назад

    "WEIRD!!!". I woke up this morning having dreamed of the four candles skit, and bosh, here it is on the list. Google has a direct link to my brain cells.

  • @jr5389
    @jr5389 Месяц назад

    Unbelievable 😂😂😂 All Great….The Last One Simply Fantastic…Will it Work Now ……😂😂😂 cRaKiT 🤪👌 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😎

  • @deborahhallam7200
    @deborahhallam7200 8 лет назад +7

    Genius, RIP to the two glasses in the sky

  • @fahmad7194
    @fahmad7194 6 месяцев назад

    Fabulous 😂

  • @MrOnyourbike
    @MrOnyourbike 5 лет назад +3

    Can't think anyone of noveau comics as good as these two

  • @jaderuri3356
    @jaderuri3356 7 лет назад

    I like this show

  • @williammaloney8434
    @williammaloney8434 3 месяца назад

    They are still brilliant 😅

  • @percyfree9831
    @percyfree9831 Год назад

    Th sqish is hilarious, love love love

  • @davep8221
    @davep8221 Год назад +1

    Put on the closed captions. Gives the real dialog[ue] a run for the money.

  • @zulkiflijamil4033
    @zulkiflijamil4033 Год назад

    Four candles , four candles,.handles for forks

  • @itsabouttime8680
    @itsabouttime8680 Год назад +2

    The Two Ronnie's were simply the best - there will never be anything like them again not like the trash they call comedy today.

  • @Sjmby95
    @Sjmby95 Год назад

    There is nothing like this today
    Having worked in retail, this is quite accurate