The Infamous Poop Plane
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2023
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it must’ve been humiliating for the old woman, not only because they had to change the carpets but because she was considered a ‘biohazardous threat’
I used that exact phrasing to get out of cleaning up shit when i worked at a grocery store
She lost her life going home from the humiliation.
BE a man. DO your job. ffs. @@PvtFlowers
@@hydramag_dragon1244 how is this funny
@@toasterdotpngwill this be on the test?
I think the passengers actually dodged a bullet with the plane being delayed in the beginning. Imagine if they had left on time and this had happened over the Atlantic?
Shatlantis
@@akaroth7542 galaxy brain 🧠 comment
9/11 is coming back 🗿This time, it's diarrhea edition
Shit im on the toilet rn droppin a couple twin towers
perhaps she didn't eat whatever it was that made her become the biohazardous threat by the time the plane would've normally taken off
Supposedly, she was on the rescheduled flight with everyone who had witnessed her incident the day before. I would die before I got back on a plane with the same people.
it was both blood and diarrhea. the poor person was so sick and was shitting out their guts soo hard that at some point, their hemorrhoids exploded and blood began gushing out of their ass along with their diarrhea. that's pretty fucking brutal. im pretty sure this person is either a new SCP that we haven't seen before or was being effected by one.
lmao the shidding scp
Making fun of someone by calling them an SPC is not funny
@@UserHandle454 its hilarious fym 😭
@@UserHandle454 nerd
My dad is a recovering victim of this incident. He was going for work purposes and he has not been the same since. May he recover. True story
My condolences.
Seriously? I'm sorry for his suffering. And also, can he add any details?
Did he ever explain how this happened?
I don’t even understand how a toilet can look like someone was doing cross fit while shitting on the bowl.
Much less this.
Even in China with literal holes in the ground, and regularly no toilet paper it’s never looked as bad as some US gas station toilets and other peoples homes…
I too, am curious about a passengers personal experience on the poopy pigeon
aye! @@pumacatmeow
I feel bad for everyone involved. I feel bad for the passengers who had to experience that, the employees who had to clean it up, and even the women for the embarrassment she must have felt causing such stinky torment and udder chaos.
Everyone and I mean EVERYONE lost that day.
I'm dead, but you ain't wrong 😂😂😂😂😂 people still remember this experience, I bet.
Udder chaos? Don't have a cow, man.
@@mikewilliams6025 Sorry I can’ help i I’m from Uah
We won tho.
I've heard about having a shity experience going on vacation, but this is not what I expected. I bet your trip seems like a real vacation just me.😂😂😂😂
As someone with IBS, this is my biggest fear. Regardless of where i am, or what i am doing, i always make sure i am within walking distance of a bathroom. Ive had a couple of close calls where someone was hogging the only available toilet and was 30 seconds away from shitting my pants. Luckily, the only accident ive ever had was in my own car without any passengers so I was the only one affected.
Plenty of chances left!
If i'm going through a period of time where my stomach is especially fucked up, I make sure I'm empty via fasting and drinking water before doing something that's gonna affect my bathroom access
Same. I always plan for no.2s wherever I go.
OMG are you for real??
I don’t have IBS but I do have an utter hatred of pooping in public stalls with someone you know. I don’t mind if we’ll never see each other again, but when it’s a coworker and you have to blow it up while listening to them blow it up, neither of you saying a word but knowing who it is because of their shoes, it’s a level of awkward I hate every time.
As a Janitor who suffers from people somehow have projectile shits I'm not surprised things like this happens. We had someone we called The Phantom Shitter who shat all over the walls and floor even leaving their poop inside our outside garbage cans.
I don’t know how you cope
@@TiktokBurnedMyCrops I don't. I cry.
how are you still sane after encountering The Phantom Shitter
The Phantom Shitter sounds like it would be the name of a captain underwear villain lmao
Worst I’ve had to deal with was someone smearing the walls and throwing it onto the ceiling
I sit down to use the restroom and this pops up like magic in my feed. Papa, you always know how to make your audience feel welcome.
Same
just be aware of the stink fiend
Same here
Glad we're all on the toilet while watching this
I hope your poop was a better poop then this poop pigeon flight
This might be the single most humiliating thing that can happen to a person
No my dude there is a lot worse believe me I know
@@joggersgunajogwhat have you done that's worse than being deemed a "biohazard?" And causing thousands of dollars is damage??
@@joggersgunajogHow can it get worse??😅
@@CalvinRodriguez-yantzz17im sure a quick trip to google will give you thousands of examples
@@CalvinRodriguez-yantzz17 they could have shit themselves to death 🤷🏻♂
I worked at a water park, people would poop in the showers of the locker rooms. Seriously. One day, I got into work and not even 15 mins into the shift, I get called over the radio that there is a “spill” in the shower in my area. I have never been sadder in my whole life
Pewdiepie did that so kids probably think it's cool 😅
that was probably me, sorry mate
Fuck that shit I’d quit 💀
@@ax_yHUH 😭
I hear of people crapping in the shower and I just can't figure out why anyone would. The humidity and water make the shit smell so bad. If you gotta go, go in a toilet then take a shower. Some people are just nasty. How do I know shower shit stinks so bad? I love HOT showers and I do the crap before shower and there is a definite difference between just a crap and a crap then a shower. Plus, farts in the shower give a nice preview lol.
Thanks for the appreciation Papa Meat. Shoutout to all my fellow janitors, cleaners and other staff who have had to deal with shit, piss, vomit, cum and other bodily fluids during their shifts.
Literal MVPs.
Bless you my guy, but it begs the question: where in the fk do you work that you've experienced every bodily fluid know to our species lol
@@mynameisinigomontoya8179 You‘ve never been to a public toilet?
@@ArDeeMee I've never seen cum or blood in one, luckily.
@@ArDeeMee You've never seen the kind of public people using the toilet? No amount of cleaning will work because there's too many degenerates that love making the jobs of these people hard.
i love how chaotic this channel is
Ikr so underrated
@@TheSchrader_1.5million subs is underrated?!??
@@R__A Lately, the amount of views he’s getting every video, despite the quality of his videos, make me think Papa Meat is underrated.
@@TheSchrader_ He gets like 600k views per video, that isn't very underrated to me lol
@@smaker6451 ok
Gives a whole new meaning to "snakes on a plane"
Underappreciated comment of the year 🏆
No it was diarrhea
Hot brown snakes on a plane 😭💩
I’m so glad I was done eating before I read that.
Liquid snakes on a plane.
As someone that works with the Elderly and have for 15 years, my heart hurts for the woman who had the accident.
I'm 33 and already have a pacemaker and have had to wear depends myself at times but I feel for her.
Smells can go away but having to live with doing that for the rest of your days, would honestly drain me. I'd never leave my house again.
The recreation of the lost audio made me die laughing like I haven't in literal years. I cried after for like 2 seconds just from how happy I was that something actually made me laugh that hard.
I absolutely love the screaming grandma voice. We should see this as an animation
dude yes! can we please get an animation of this event. 😆
I came here to say the same thing!!! Please Papa meat animate this 😂.
I work at an airport and I've seen them straight up ground flights simply because the team that services the on flight bathroom is unavailable. When you're in a flying tin tube that you can't escape for hours, sanitization is crazy important to airlines. Kudos to the nod for us janitors, we have seen literal shit 😨
That's actually very reassuring to hear
If you don’t see shit, you should probably be fired since it means you ain’t doing your job.
Custodians are unsung heroes. No one wants to clean up shit, but it's a job that has to be done and I applaud people like you for falling on that grenade.
Have you seen that strangely meditative movie from the '70s that's just twenty minutes of a guy meticulously cleaning a college bathroom while janitors wax poetic about their jobs in voice over? It's so surreal.
@@kitwillihnganz5972 Where can I find this
This is just sad all around. I honestly feel bad for the person who caused this. Gotta be some serious health problems involved
6:50 dude I don't know why but the third gunshot made me laugh so hard like hysterically and unusually
My condolences to all the janitors. True heroes
Those guys had it shitty for sure.
Need a Tomb of the Unknown Janitor.
That’s past janitors…you know it’s bad when there’s a few dozen hours of mechanics needed to fix the plane from one dump
Papa having too much fun pronouncing Barcelona is killing me 😂😂😂
Sounds like Rob (saviche tennis Miami) Smith when he says Barthalona
Isn’t it bar-se-lona?
@@sedonaallenn No, in Spain, they pronounce it "Barthelona" the C makes more of a T sound.
@@KelkohTV nope
@@KelkohTVThat's not how Spanish works
7:10 um actually she would continue to crap even after being capped
6:13 ☠️☠️ “Smells kinda good”
Man, imagine if this was your first time flying 😂
I wouldn't have been going on another plane 5 hours later that's for sure.
i feel so bad for literally everyone involved. this is a truly horrifying tale.
yo mama is horrifying
Absolute pure nightmare.
Did you hear about the cruise ship one? That was like a week of poop and sickness
@@FukaiKokoro what?!
How !? that was pure comedy😭😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The Stewardess cleaning the aisle: I don’t get paid enough for this *shit*
This isn't the first time this has happened, a flight from London to Dubai had to turn back because of a "smelly poo" as the BBC headline put it
I’m a simple woman. I hear that wet fart sound effect, I smile every time.
There's nothing to smile at anymore...
@@ryuzakikun96uhhh well… bit dramatic… don’t forget to take your daily dose of lithium my friend
@@ryuzakikun96 May I suggest the wet fart sound effect?
@@lo5670
😂 Nice.
Woman?!?!?!?!?!
I choked on my morning coffee laughing at the ''This is what it probably sounded like''
The gun shots caught me off guard 😂😂
LMAO RIGHT
“WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE??!! IM GONNA HIT HER”
@@yourmutha the dead silence after lmao
Yeah fr
"She went from solid to liquid" killed me
“Not that one” *literally September 10th on upload date* 🤣🤣🤣
As someone that puts their luggage on the ground in that little area under the seat in front.....this incident is going to make me reevaluate doing this.
OH HELLLLLLL NO!! You just awoke a whole new nightmare I’ve never thought of!! I’M NORMALLY ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE! I never check my luggage I just pack everything into my 2 carry ons I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIVID!!!! Everything that’s important to me is always packed in those!! bwhahahaha
I have no choice, I have to put my chihuahua in that area since it's the only acceptable place to put her in her carrier.
@@DarkPhoenixSaga RIP
Omg, I'm taking a flight in November, and I already have crippling flight anxiety... whole new level of anxiety unlocked! 🔓👍😬 I already white knuckle the arm rests. Now I'm gonna be clenching those butt cheeks AND using my feet to elevate my bag off the ground! YAY🎉
@@DarkPhoenixSaga diahuahua
I love you Papa Meat!!!From talking about movies to medieval torture methods to poopy airplanes,he never fails to entertain us.
*ahem* It's the *Poopy Pigeon*™️
Imagine pissing off an entire plane full of people all at once.
"STOP SMEARING THAT IT SMELLS LIKE VANILLA SHIT!"
"I think it smells kinda gooood"
😂😂😂
7:36 I cannot imagine the anxiety, shaking and tears that filled that bag. Awful situation all round.
And shit
Only Papa meat would post a video like this.💀
Have you ever heard of count dankula?
Justin Whang has entered the chat.
@@mothflapnerd 🤓
@@mothflapyour not funny btw
Someone liked their own comment 😬
I woulda quit on the spot if I was told to clean literal SHIT from the carpet of a plane.
Technically, bad dragon loves ALL their customers in more ways than one
Flights like this are my worst nightmare because I am aware I'd be arrested upon touching the ground.
“Sir stop shitting yourself! You’re under arrest!”
That's why I employ an enema before the flight and fill up on nothing but cheese.
Shit happens. 😂😂😂
@@whannabi "You're listening to 102.5 Food Truck radio where we only play: Weird Al!"
@@skruntfanaticNot yet!
Funfact: The "DL" in the planes name stands for "Duce lobber". Many people always assumed it was "Dump launcher" but this is incorrect, and now you know.
And knowing is half the battle!
I thought it stood for "dung liquid" but I guess you learn something new every day.
Lmao I just commented saying it stood for Diarrhea Landing - *butt* now I see I was incorrect on my assumption 😂
Dirty Linens 194
@@keithwoodcrest*ass* umption
GI Joooooooooe
i love the photoshopped old lady and her sounds in the retelling 😭😭
"We're going on a trip, but our plane is full of shite. Going through the sky... land this plane now."
Yikes, reminds me of when I was living on Oahu and was running into McDonald’s to take my daughter to the restroom… but walking in front of me was a middle-aged woman who was also going in and she *dropped a trail of both solid and liquid poop* while going through the automatic doors and created a trail to the bathroom. I stood there gagging for a few seconds, then promptly did an about-face and got right back into my car. My daughter and I just sat there for a minute in disbelief, and then just laughed until we cried. She was 5 at the time, and was as aghast as I was 😂 how do you explain that to a kid?!
That's when you tell her baby, shit happens! 🥴
😂😂😂 "ok hunny this is why we sometimes should just poopy/peepee on the side of the road"
@@theonlycatonicegod you said that in the creepiest way possible jfc
I too, was upon the porcelain throne, dropping my kids off at the pool, when this video came into my feed. Thank you, Papa, for uniting us all through the brown.
At least you made it. 👍 Congrats on not becoming a biohazardous threat to your abode. 🎉
Wow you editor just hit this one out of the park. I was laughing almost the entire time and your commentary was just gold. Props to you both
“lightning GKHHĘẼĒËĚÆŒØǓŮŲÆÃÁÆĘẼĒËĚÆŒØǓŮŲÆÃÁÆĘẼĒËĚÆŒØǓŮŲÆÃÁÆ” - papa meat 2023
Air Canada recently tried to get a woman to sit in a seat covered in dried vomit, she of course didn’t want that seat and was visibly distraught when when told there was nothing they’d could do. Air Canada apparently apologized to the woman however she said that she’s embarrassed along being put on the no fly list
Why was she put on the no fly list? Anyone would have had the same reaction
This is such an Air Canada thing to do
They couldn't even be bothered to go in with one of those mini-shampooers and clean it up right after the plane landed?
And someone recently gave birth on an AirCanada flight in the Bermuda triangle lmao. AirCanada sucks balls they’re like the Rogers of planes. I love my country but I fucking hate how many monopolies we have here.
That poor lady duuuuuuude. I hope to god her identity is never leaked like imagine sprinting down a plane with shit spewing out of your pants in front of everyone AHHHH
In JoJo: Stone Ocean, the threat on the plane wasn't an explosion from a pre determined crash but the imminent poopsplosion that would cover the gang from head to toe.
6:30 That tape recording session had me crying 😂
I know a person that poops so nasty that I had to take aside their brother and ask if the person was terminally I'll or very sick.
The person was/is not ill in any way, they are in peak health. They apparently just ALWAYS poop like a sewage plant going nuclear.
Maybe it's colorectal sanser. They should get screened for it.
That doesn't sound normal at all, they could be undiagnosed for something. If it's like diarrhea all the time, then something is wrong or they need to eat more fiber. 💀
I always take big fat rancid dumps
someone healthy doesnt poop like that, there has to be an issue thats causing it
nah bro got IBS or sum
Papa meat, you should 100% read in on the "The Poop Cruise From Hell"
Have a fun one with that
Just looked this up. Doooood, lol.
Pleeeaaasseee.
Best Story teller on this platform. Especially the recording part. Gunshots was just the icing on the cake.
I actually love that bad dragon consistently sponsors him, and i am very sure they care about "cuatomer satisfaction"
Can’t wait for this animation papa
and have jake paul say drink prime drink prime floating down the isle
2:56 Amazing lightning sound
Stg the second that happend, lighning struck outside
Not like right outside, but i heard it
i was looking for this comment bc i thought the same
this whole video gives some real Internet Historian vibes
2:45 wonderful video but i laughed the hardest at "septmer 1st" idk that shit just tickled me
Your poop story about when you camping with your dad is still the funniest shit I've heard this year.. thanks for sharing dood
"Code name: the poopy pigeon" killed me and now it shall be on the wiki for this plane.
Hunter's outburst voice "OH GOD!" always cracks me, what an absolute legend 😆🤘
That bad dragon sponsorship caught me off guard...
Someone needs to give the editor some kind of award.
As an editor papa meat definitely makes it easier hahaha
I greatly enjoyed the opening being akin to cryptid stories. This must have been a horrifying ordeal to contend with. Grannies and their prune juice I tell ya.
This is why you should never eat Taco Bell before going on a plane
Taco Bell should not be sold at airports
Now that is truly a tragic story. I truly feel bad for all of the parties involved in the accident
Everyone is always worried about being a janitor for younger age groups, but i find mid to old age groups have a consistency to shit on the floor.
im literally crying i hadn't heard of this story and your retelling 😂😂😂 i needed this thank you new dad❤
I haven't laughed this hard in years. Thank you Papa.
This just makes me want more meat canyon dramatic reenactments.
I cant believe that much, gosh thats alot.
This is really saddening. Horrible for everyone involved. As someone with IBS this is the worst fear that can happen to people with IBS.
Did you hear about the poop cruise though?
6:46
"SHE'S GONE FROM SOLIDS TO LIQUIDS!"
Jesus Christ, I'm CRYING. 🤣
That poor woman 😢 that’s most people’s public nightmare. I also feel for the flight crew and the people who had to smell that for hours
I checked out Bad Dragon, and it's helped me find out what kind of freak I am. Thanks.
I love the story telling you do. This is by far my 2nd favorite video to the story you told about crapping yourself in the tent with your brother.
THE CAMPING STORY IS A FAVORITE TOO LMAO
Bad dragon like the d!ldo?
@@mollywhoppedsouls_pvpyes
@@mollywhoppedsouls_pvplike the sponsor
Bro I just looked that’s to you, what the actual fuck
Low key this is my worst nightmare, not just being a passenger, but being the person who shits all over the plane by accident.
The idea of this old woman being so embarrassed and doodooing and just this grown man going “I’m gonna fucking hit her” has me in stitches. I’ve seen this like 6 times and gonna make it 7 now
I've heard of shitty airlines, but this is on a whole different kind of level😂
Hehrow shitty airrines, can uh help yuh take a order prease.
Budum tsss
Lol
Papa is the only guy who casually goes from xQc-esque reaction content to talking about poop taking down a plane
You must be new ro the internet.
Holy this style of video is so insanely internet historian like and pretty damn nice. I like this as well as the regular/new style you’ve cooked up.
The fact that the stench filled an entire A330-300 (widebody) is utterly staggering. The aircraft climate systems change the air out every 3-4 minutes.
papa has been posting a lot recently i feel so blessed
He got a super awesome totally rad new editor
the retelling of what it sounded like had me absolutely sobbing the GUN
I would of been screaming, “open the emergency exit, i dont care if she gets sucked out! Open the dam windows!..."
First time seeing one of your videos. I had to subscribe! Your comedic timing and style are perfect.
I saw the notification and was very excited. I don't know this story and I know with that title alone Papa is going to bring his best humor.
I thought this happened a long time ago like 2016 or earlier
@@HeluvaOffi disliked bc of your intrusive marketing tactics
Her just sitting there wrapped up in bin bags is amazing 😂 how can a person have that much sh it inside them? What the hell did she eat?
When you get older, you poop much less frequently. This poop will build up and be broken down to a liquid from sitting in your intestines for a week. Come payday the gas produced will cause pain and an eruption of steaming hot shart will escape from your sphincter, too old and weak to hold it in.
I bet it was the person sitting next to the "guilty party" so they wouldn't get sprayed on.
You can see a cane sitting beside her too, thats her no doubt! I thought he was gonna tell us she died because of how wrapped up she looked!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's what I was thinking, what tf did she eat?
Drink booze on an empty stomach for a day, and eat nothing. My best guess, its pretty much water at that point
I would have been begging the flight attendants to drop the oxygen masks.
Please do more narrations like this. This is amazing
Honestly, Meat has to be one of the most humble, authentic, talented, and genuinely funny people on this platform. You are definitely my favorite content creator by far. Meat gives off vibes of what made RUclips so great years ago that is rarely found anymore today.
Yeah,during the youtube golden age the site was awesome for unique creators.
I could not have said this any better, this is 💯 how I feel. 🙏🥩🇺🇸👑
The dude gives off vibes of what made people great years ago and is rarely found anymore!
This IS one of the nightmare scenarios inherent in being trapped in a metal tube with hundreds of other humans.
I remember that submarine implodes but they thought it had been missing for days. All I could think is how horrible 5 people would deal with in that tiny pace
I just want to say that the recreation of what it may have sounded like to be aboard the plane- When you die you all your internal muscles relax, including those that control your bladder and intestines. Whoever fired those shots damned them all
Thank you for putting out such hilarious videos. This ones right up there with the camping trip story. I showed this to my 11 year old son and he can't stop laughing about the recording at 6:48. Your voice is gold.
My parents flew out from that airport on that very day to go on a cruise. Can’t wait to share the story of what could have been.
Fartsfield Intl
I drink prune juice every few days because the medication I take constipates me. If it's bad I'll drink a couple. Never could understand how people with explosive diarrhea managed to get shit splatters on the lid and back of public toilets. However now that I've started the prune juices I am that man whose shit gets all over. I can sympathize with all involved, especially the lady with those knarly explosive runs. God bless all poopy pigeon passengers 🙏
Ur an animal.
Bro this is the funniest thing I've ever watched in my life the editing was perfect 👌
...in the memory of the plane crew and all of it's passengers
4:55 got me good 😂