Trump Vs Biden Just Got More Insane

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  5 месяцев назад +1450

    Hi Friends! Subscribe. Let’s get to 450k by June 30th. Reply to this for the algo

    • @JootjeJ
      @JootjeJ 5 месяцев назад +41

      Subscribed today. You're very talented

    • @creativeconner80
      @creativeconner80 5 месяцев назад +35

      I believe you will be at 450K sooner than that.

    • @WM-gr4qi
      @WM-gr4qi 5 месяцев назад +22

      Stop trying to slide into my parasocials, Josh.

    • @sandraavalos5724
      @sandraavalos5724 5 месяцев назад +9

      Already subscribed

    • @NubianGoddess8
      @NubianGoddess8 5 месяцев назад +16

      Josh your on a roll. I predict you will get to 500k by June 31st.🎉

  • @DHxJarsyl
    @DHxJarsyl 5 месяцев назад +3991

    Of course they agreed to debate. You ever spoken with an 80 year old? They love to argue about pointless shit that they aren't going to actually do anything about.

    • @peterhoffmann502
      @peterhoffmann502 5 месяцев назад +91

      Cause it was the style at the time

    • @IjwPetersen
      @IjwPetersen 5 месяцев назад +33

      @@peterhoffmann502had to get a new heel fer m' shoe!

    • @scatered1
      @scatered1 5 месяцев назад

      Biden can't form a sentence, Trump made America energy independent and ended many military conflicts on top of how good the economy was. That's facts.

    • @St1ckY72
      @St1ckY72 5 месяцев назад +43

      There ain't no one that can get Donald to even debate these days.
      He be ducking all the debates, hence the Donald Duck.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 месяцев назад +4

      Pointless? How’s it pointless?

  • @jodycarter7308
    @jodycarter7308 5 месяцев назад +2061

    I don't want a debate - I want them to play Jeopardy against each other.

    • @realemperorkuzco
      @realemperorkuzco 5 месяцев назад +122

      "What is... aljbkrushhofufu... fu fu... huh... look-"
      "No shut it... you missed the answer... that was a horrible answer... so bad... that was so bad... what is-"
      "Will you shu-"
      "WHAT is... what are... oranges... plump oranges... beautiful oranges."

    • @andeewasson7005
      @andeewasson7005 5 месяцев назад +33

      Personally I want a triathlon, not a debate. We already know Biden can't get off of a bike....

    • @idkwhybut...
      @idkwhybut... 5 месяцев назад +105

      ​@@andeewasson7005And Trump can't get on one

    • @TheZandrag
      @TheZandrag 5 месяцев назад +21

      How bout Russian Roulette?

    • @kiwid3628
      @kiwid3628 5 месяцев назад +46

      Make one of the categories be about federal law and at least one of the others be about US history

  • @sl0ptart
    @sl0ptart 5 месяцев назад +1330

    We're literally a generation or two from candidates dropping diss tracks

    • @aquarian1314
      @aquarian1314 5 месяцев назад +11

      😱 But right.✓

    • @You_Do_Have_The_Power_33
      @You_Do_Have_The_Power_33 5 месяцев назад +43

      Try a month or two. Do you honestly think there’s any way DJ T wouldn’t? The initials of his full name are already a rap name.

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO 5 месяцев назад +7

      Give em five years lol

    • @shanp9340
      @shanp9340 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Raw_Talker
      @Raw_Talker 5 месяцев назад +1

      Well, Drake and Biden do have a fondness for young girls

  • @kittytomaszewski236
    @kittytomaszewski236 5 месяцев назад +472

    "We are here to have fun." Best precursor to drop a fire joke.

  • @sitara68
    @sitara68 5 месяцев назад +622

    On a serious note, that problem where he couldn't get the word origins out and kept saying oranges is called phonemic paraphasia. It is an early sign of Alzheimers, which Fred Trump also had. And it is not the only time he's done that. It's getting worse.

    • @ShantiLotus
      @ShantiLotus 5 месяцев назад +62

      ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Underated comment. I believe you are quite right.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 месяцев назад

      Yet you ignore the fact Biden can’t find his way off a stage 🤦‍♀️ pathetic hypocrisy!

    • @genejas
      @genejas 5 месяцев назад

      I've seen people theorising that trump has frontotemporal dementia

    • @gregberke6772
      @gregberke6772 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah, too aged guys talking one who is still coherent and competent enough to lead and the other a blathering narcissistic idiot with orange toned skin and a fly away comb over.

    • @angelahutson6450
      @angelahutson6450 5 месяцев назад +116

      So if you put both of the main candidates to be the next leader of our country together you still probably wouldn't have one fully functioning brain? That's wonderful 😢😫😭

  • @andi.4pf
    @andi.4pf 5 месяцев назад +1430

    As soon as Josh said “I don’t have proof” that might be the most excited I’ve been for someone to finish a sentence 🤭

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 5 месяцев назад +15

      And him saying they were going to throw away the charges

    • @idek1433
      @idek1433 5 месяцев назад +18

      And the fact he's definitely right about what he'd said after is even better 🤣 I know some big ass men that eat fast food every day and even they were like 3 flushes?? Lmfao 🤣 has to be about documents lmfao

    • @kareninthevalley
      @kareninthevalley 5 месяцев назад +11

      I knew where he was going to go and he did not disappoint

    • @ellianndesigns
      @ellianndesigns 4 месяца назад +1

      SAME!!

    • @iamcoffeemusic
      @iamcoffeemusic 4 месяца назад

      😂😂

  • @Evanthebat15
    @Evanthebat15 5 месяцев назад +3161

    "The only loser in all of this is us."😂🤣 Was not expecting that punchline!

    • @williamcrowe2576
      @williamcrowe2576 5 месяцев назад +77

      It's true though.

    • @theepicricemaker6611
      @theepicricemaker6611 5 месяцев назад +1

      It really is true. Trump, Biden; don't matter. They both have a list of cons a mile long.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 5 месяцев назад +58

      It's called a punch line because it punches us right in our stomach lining

    • @Bighradjoe
      @Bighradjoe 5 месяцев назад +65

      Bruh, your popular comment just ruined a killer punchline from everyone's favorite rising comedian.

    • @Bighradjoe
      @Bighradjoe 5 месяцев назад +5

      Frickin wack yo

  • @carolinekopack3872
    @carolinekopack3872 5 месяцев назад +935

    My goal in life is to go see Josh Johnson live because every member of the audience is always having the best time of their lives 😂

    • @momain5483
      @momain5483 5 месяцев назад +18

      Do it!! Him and his opener (not sure how long they're touring together for) we're both amazing! Can't wait until he comes back to my town!

    • @keetasingletary
      @keetasingletary 5 месяцев назад +6

      Already looking for tickets to his 25 tour

    • @thatonegirlelaine
      @thatonegirlelaine 5 месяцев назад +4

      Right? Especially that one lady that I hear in every video😂 Jk, I love Josh; he is amazing!

    • @ohotnitza
      @ohotnitza 5 месяцев назад +9

      He does a great show. Hopefully seeing him twice this year!

    • @DeeveOnYT
      @DeeveOnYT 5 месяцев назад

      Same

  • @Neresdipity
    @Neresdipity 4 месяца назад +38

    This aged very well, and that's no joke

  • @KaraB1353
    @KaraB1353 5 месяцев назад +580

    The funniest part is we know he tried flushing documents! Staff at the White House, while he was in office, reported it!

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 месяцев назад +1

      We also know the hunter Biden laptop is true and not “Russian disinformation”…that both Hilary Clinton and Joe Biden illegally mishandled top secret documents yet the DOJ declined to charge THEM bc it was an “election year and be seen as interference”…we know Ashley Biden’s diary is real…we know the Biden family exploited Joes political position for monetary gain…
      Want me to continue? What we DO NOT KNOW is that those pictures of hand written notes in a toilet are even legit at all - and they weren’t “documents”, they were claimed to be the handwritten notes that were discarded (did you read that? HAND WRITTEN NOTES LIKE A GROCERY LIST OR DOODLES IN A CLASS! NOT DOCUMENTS!) - and the claims are from a partisan media contributor and there is no actual proof that those photos are even factual - no time stamp and no discerning details to prove they show what is claimed! What cracks me up about you people is NONE of you will admit to the extreme Wrong doing that Joe Biden and Hilary Clinton have continually committed in their careers, but you’ll geek out with your stage 4 TDS about some claim about Trump that has zero legal basis or substantive proof as backup-all while ignoring the abundance of evidence of how the DNC and Biden and Hilary and the left have been proven to be liars about the Russia claims (lies funded by a paid Hilary Clinton operative)…hunter laptop is in fact real and not the Russian disinformation that Biden was able to weaponize the DOJ into fabricating a false letter signed by 51 government operatives lying in their claims! Y’all are a trip!

    • @njjovifan46
      @njjovifan46 5 месяцев назад +50

      I think that’s where he got the thing about toilets flushing 10-15x. 😂

    • @businessbuilder92
      @businessbuilder92 5 месяцев назад +30

      Kind of like when staff reported seeing workers for Hillary attempting to destroy her secret phones which apparently had classified info on it and leaving a hammer in the bathroom lmao 😅 these are our goats

    • @rageagainstmyhairline5574
      @rageagainstmyhairline5574 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@njjovifan46lmao I think you might be on to something there 🤣🤣

    • @rageagainstmyhairline5574
      @rageagainstmyhairline5574 5 месяцев назад

      @@businessbuilder92 had to get a retort in there, didn’t you? lol
      They’re ALL absolute bags of shit ; NO politician gives a flying F about any of us and they’ll do absolutely anything to avoid taking responsibility for their screwups. I’m stunned that people claim to genuinely like ANY politician as they’re all just varying degrees of the scum of the earth and would do whatever it took to enrich themselves and their friends over making the lives of the people even an iota better, and since Trump came in, the blatant financial vampirism he’s shown with regard to the people who purportedly love him is astounding. I could list terrible things that any one of them have done, but let’s be honest, Trump is so damn easy to critique, and there’s such a frankly offensively enormous litany of gaffes, idiocy, madness, parasitic behaviour, any one of a number of ~isms, illegal capers (the rest do this too, but Trump is in a league of his own), or mishaps so embarrassing they’d cause any single other living organism to retreat from society forever, if as little as 1% of those Donald has shoved his way through in dumb obliviousness, befall them, you’re an idiot if you DON’T focus on him. Yeah, old Biden… mumbly old forgetful wiener, isn’t he? AND! And… he’s got a son, you know? And that son has a laptop! Absolutely insane there.

  • @pickinviolence
    @pickinviolence 5 месяцев назад +257

    Wearing the same thing every week is lowkey genius. He can just edit all these together and make a comedy special🤷🏾

    • @lalalaism1
      @lalalaism1 4 месяца назад +8

      lol he’s this exact emoji at 12:46

    • @Joesgro15
      @Joesgro15 4 месяца назад +2

      Not if there's a different back drop everytime which there likely is

  • @codypickell9299
    @codypickell9299 4 месяца назад +76

    His style is so unique in standup, its almost like hes letting you in on a secret with his body language. He starts slow and ramps it up perfectly. Dudes amazing

    • @johnathanrhoades7751
      @johnathanrhoades7751 4 месяца назад +7

      One of the best younger comics out there!! One of the best in general currently working.

    • @rebeccachamberlain6318
      @rebeccachamberlain6318 2 месяца назад +2

      Such a brilliant, wise, lovable, young comic. Your humor hits the mark. Touché. Normally, political humor gets stale and moldy, but your humor mixes it up with other life experiences and has sustainability. You are a great storyteller, with nuance. Your humor encapsulates our world and lives. It is honest and clearheaded. You see deeply and understand multiple perspectives, bringing your stories, characters, and scenes to life. Relatable and incisive. A comic's life is a hard life, but you do important work! We will keep an eye out to see when you are on tour.

  • @thokoZ
    @thokoZ 5 месяцев назад +1029

    trump would never shut up if Biden dropped in a debate lol

    • @BBstyleYT
      @BBstyleYT 5 месяцев назад +24

      My mans will speak regardless…

    • @accidentalmadness1708
      @accidentalmadness1708 5 месяцев назад +78

      He would be clowning on Biden as they zipped up the body bag.

    • @SolaceMcfly
      @SolaceMcfly 5 месяцев назад +23

      it would be funny tho

    • @deenad3562
      @deenad3562 5 месяцев назад +19

      He would be so elated, his blubbery blood pressure would explode.
      ⚰️ ⚰️

    • @roel.vinckens
      @roel.vinckens 5 месяцев назад +37

      ...Biden dropped. I've seen him drop and I said pooh, he dropped bad, he dropped like a baby. And then I smelled and I said, what's that smell I said. Biden wet himself and dropped like a baby. He even cried a little on the way down. I wouldn't have cried...

  • @tohrurikku
    @tohrurikku 5 месяцев назад +131

    I am glad someone else finally pointed out that trump was probably trying to flush documents when he was talking about trying to flush so many times in his speech.

    • @sharkattack9850
      @sharkattack9850 4 месяца назад +1

      Nah he was making a joke. You just sound serious. Keep thinking in delusion.

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 4 месяца назад

      Trump is an idiot but even idiots have access to shredders.

    • @janelliot5643
      @janelliot5643 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@sharkattack9850 oh it is so hilarious to pretend that the orange Menace has a sense of humor, he doesn't know how to make a joke

    • @jessicarea8054
      @jessicarea8054 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@sharkattack9850 thinking Trump makes jokes is delusional.

  • @amyen333
    @amyen333 5 месяцев назад +607

    Trump saying “orange” instead of “origin” is poetic justice.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 5 месяцев назад +8

      Did you see his sit down with the three FoxNews hosts?

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO 5 месяцев назад +7

      The dramatic irony 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

    • @sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000
      @sleeping_sheep_slayer_9000 4 месяца назад +1

      this is why i love trump

  • @MortMe0430
    @MortMe0430 5 месяцев назад +879

    I personally would rather see trump and desantis do an old-fashioned duel, either with super old-school guns or swords. It would be both hilarious and good for the health of the country.

    • @reneejett6509
      @reneejett6509 5 месяцев назад +56

      That'd be a good idea since dueling is illegal and they'd both go to jail😂

    • @kevinoverholtzer3126
      @kevinoverholtzer3126 5 месяцев назад +67

      desantis would have a huge advantage its hard to hit a small target and trump glows in the dark.

    • @TonksTheFool
      @TonksTheFool 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@kevinoverholtzer3126 this took me out

    • @gwengayhart4505
      @gwengayhart4505 5 месяцев назад +21

      Only if they both managed to off each other in the end

    • @johnjohnson9431
      @johnjohnson9431 5 месяцев назад

      @@kevinoverholtzer3126 “glows in the dark” is nuts

  • @melissadefalco1
    @melissadefalco1 4 месяца назад +49

    You're EXACTLY RIGHT post-debate😂😉

  • @lemon1657
    @lemon1657 4 месяца назад +351

    There's an age minimum to be president (35) but we need a maximum age (65).

    • @ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV
      @ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV 4 месяца назад +33

      65! Don't give them an excuse to change the retirement age

    • @HoratioMunchabe
      @HoratioMunchabe 4 месяца назад +14

      If 30 is too young, 60 is too old.

    • @SeanHuze1
      @SeanHuze1 4 месяца назад +14

      Gotta disagree with you on this. We’ve had some pretty amazing 60+ y/o US Presidents beginning with George Washington (age while in office: 57-65 y/o) followed by his next 6 successors:
      John Adams (61-65)
      Thomas Jefferson (57-65)
      James Madison (58-66)
      James Monroe (58-66)
      John Q. Adams (57-61)
      Andrew Jackson (61-69)
      Several 20th Century US Presidents served while in their 60s including FDR (51-63) who is consistently ranked among the Top 3 Presidents along with Washington & Lincoln, Harry Truman (60-68), and Dwight D. Eisenhower (62-70). 🇺🇸 benefited greatly from the wisdom and experience provided by all of the aforementioned sexagenarians for which I am grateful. 🇺🇸

    • @ninedaysjane2466
      @ninedaysjane2466 4 месяца назад +12

      You're closer to 35, aren't you? Plenty of brilliant professors and doctors out there in their 60s.

    • @ninedaysjane2466
      @ninedaysjane2466 4 месяца назад

      @@lemon1657 Does that include Bernie?

  • @sohum9501
    @sohum9501 5 месяцев назад +138

    You are correct. Trump did tear up documents & try to flush them down the toilet in the White House. The maintenance guy was called on several occasions to unplug Don’s throne.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 месяцев назад +1

      No zero proof - that’s an unsubstantiated claim with zero legal proof that would hold up in any court! Anyone can rip up handwritten notes they faked and throw in random toilet and make accusations but doesn’t mean they are true! Try again!

  • @joule7256
    @joule7256 5 месяцев назад +115

    This man just threw out the craziest theory on the trump document case and why they were in the bathroom. It makes soooo much sense. It's now the canon reason in my head.

  • @sandilemasemola6593
    @sandilemasemola6593 5 месяцев назад +322

    See me staying up till 2 am to watch.All the way from South Africa 🇿🇦

    • @JacktheRipper-s4v
      @JacktheRipper-s4v 5 месяцев назад +13

      Same here

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 5 месяцев назад

      You made it! 😅
      Goeiemôre!

    • @absolutaggressiv3470
      @absolutaggressiv3470 5 месяцев назад +10

      Same from Switzerland

    • @absolutaggressiv3470
      @absolutaggressiv3470 5 месяцев назад +7

      🇨🇭

    • @sempressfi
      @sempressfi 5 месяцев назад +6

      *waves from across and up the ocean in Georgia, US*
      It's so cool seeing Josh/his channel grow internationally. Also, have finally been catching up on Trevor Noah's podcast and the episodes with Josh and Christiana so it's really cool seeing South Africans being fans of one of our comedians lol

  • @paulh2981
    @paulh2981 5 месяцев назад +214

    I don't recall seeing an election in which most Americans didn't want either candidate for president. Until now.

    • @ArchieBl3h
      @ArchieBl3h 5 месяцев назад

      Bush vs Kerry. They were a part of the same "secret society" fraternity with weird sex rituals.

    • @aceneto9386
      @aceneto9386 5 месяцев назад +38

      Seriously I say we just get a homeless guy off the street to be president. Probably work out better

    • @nikkikindinger2718
      @nikkikindinger2718 5 месяцев назад +37

      Honestly? Bush vs Gore: I didn't want either. Hillary vs Trump: I didn't want either. Most of the elections I've voted in, I haven't been voting FOR someone. I've been voting AGAINST someone.

    • @dh8203
      @dh8203 4 месяца назад +16

      Don't know what you're talking about. That's been the trend for a few election cycles now.

    • @jaxystarr7108
      @jaxystarr7108 4 месяца назад +3

      Then you must be new to American politics... Welcome 🫴

  • @nosuchthingasshould4175
    @nosuchthingasshould4175 5 месяцев назад +65

    I always thought that his obsession with toilet flushing was about destroying documents.

    • @latoyahogan8428
      @latoyahogan8428 4 месяца назад

      Genius! But are we sure where the papers really went down the toilet? Might be a secret place down under.

    • @nosuchthingasshould4175
      @nosuchthingasshould4175 4 месяца назад

      @@latoyahogan8428 if he did it in hotels abroad, it’s a possibility.

  • @angelfahlife6000
    @angelfahlife6000 5 месяцев назад +78

    You can tell he was a strong voice in the writing room for Trevor Noah. I am hoping to see him hosting the Daily Show.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 месяцев назад +1

      Sadly

    • @lazyscorpion3889
      @lazyscorpion3889 5 месяцев назад

      Ya I feel it allover his skits

    • @olufunmiakadiri5290
      @olufunmiakadiri5290 4 месяца назад +4

      Trevor Noah was boring on the Daily show that’s why the ratings was poor
      Trevor Noah as a stand up comedian. Excellent
      Josh Johnson as a stand up. Excellent

    • @ninedaysjane2466
      @ninedaysjane2466 4 месяца назад

      @@olufunmiakadiri5290 Trevor Noah being a Berniebro on the Daily Show is why I didn't watch it. Trevor Noah's stand up is great.

  • @wyattjohnson8964
    @wyattjohnson8964 5 месяцев назад +16

    Nice to finally hear someone with enough willingness and tact to poke fun at both sides a little. No matter where you fall politically, there’s humor to be found within our political parties and with whatever candidate we may support

  • @skysandstorms4303
    @skysandstorms4303 5 месяцев назад +67

    Josh is the homie. I gotta see him live. The vibe he gives off is so relatable and so chill. By far my favorite comedian right now.

  • @rebeccachamberlain6318
    @rebeccachamberlain6318 2 месяца назад +4

    Such a brilliant, wise, lovable, young comic. Your humor hits the mark. Touché. Normally, political humor gets stale and moldy, but your humor mixes it up with other life experiences and has sustainability. You are a great storyteller, with nuance. Your humor encapsulates our world and lives. It is honest and clearheaded. You see deeply and understand multiple perspectives, bringing your stories, characters, and scenes to life. Relatable and incisive. A comic's life is a hard life, but you do important work! We will keep an eye out to see when you are on tour.

  • @Madcapredcap
    @Madcapredcap 5 месяцев назад +320

    As it turns out, he did say it back on the Apprentice. Explicit racism. Didn’t want the black dude to win.

    • @SophiaAphrodite
      @SophiaAphrodite 5 месяцев назад +110

      Let's not forget his multi-page article in the newspapers going after the Central Park 5 AFTER they were exonerated and claimed they were still guilty.

    • @jehovasinz
      @jehovasinz 5 месяцев назад +50

      Let's not forget about him not wanting black kids at school with his son calling it a jungle. Oh, wait, that was Biden.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 месяцев назад +1

      Nope - zero “tapes” been released and it’s just a claim at this point and has in fact been debunked by the very dude it was claimed to be against! Facts matter! So does legit proof!

    • @rachelarruda-decell7244
      @rachelarruda-decell7244 5 месяцев назад +64

      ​​@@jehovasinznot an accurate portrayal of his comments but that's fine. We still remember Trump denying Black families housing. I'd say there's plenty of blame to go around.

    • @kzukiodenthechad7205
      @kzukiodenthechad7205 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@rachelarruda-decell7244were these black families broke? And no not just regular broke I mean Section 8 type broke

  • @juliansnyder4598
    @juliansnyder4598 4 месяца назад +22

    Welp he was right on the money

  • @aplaceinthestars3207
    @aplaceinthestars3207 5 месяцев назад +108

    I live under a rock when it comes to politics and pop culture, and yet watching Josh gave me something to talk about at work so I sounded like I knew a thing. Thanks Josh Johnson XD

    • @lizhowerton895
      @lizhowerton895 5 месяцев назад +1

      So, you take one liberal comedian and base your knowledge on that? Super

    • @tylerknight99
      @tylerknight99 5 месяцев назад +12

      @@lizhowerton895 i have brainrot from the diverse spectrum of political garbage I consume, and I also talk about Josh

    • @jimmydean416
      @jimmydean416 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@lizhowerton895 People are much better off learning about politics and pop culture through Josh Johnson's jokes than never learning about them 🤷

  • @CStuekey87
    @CStuekey87 5 месяцев назад +595

    I'm gonna go get a taco box and be back in time for this. Yes!

    • @jardinise4292
      @jardinise4292 5 месяцев назад +11

      Mood.

    • @debbyfronke3227
      @debbyfronke3227 5 месяцев назад +16

      Sounds good ..taco combo box...Baja blast ..feet up in recliner..Im there..BUT would be better trump behind bars-Biden on the big screen off to the side...with trump screaming HE PUT ME HERE..this would require alot of brown napkins 'cuz the tears of laughter would soak them up...THIS is our Goverment...Yes..other countries WE CRAZY!!!

    • @CStuekey87
      @CStuekey87 5 месяцев назад

      @debbyfronke3227 taco discovery box with a little weed and then josh made for a good time. If trump went to jail? Oh god, I'd be so happy.

    • @TheeQuinnM
      @TheeQuinnM 5 месяцев назад +4

      You ain't sharing bro? 😔

    • @patstevens4560
      @patstevens4560 5 месяцев назад +1

      Lmao I was waiting in a parking lot beside a Taco Bell before work watching this and your comment made me crave that for lunch before I went in so I drove over and picked up some 🤣

  • @MazzieMay
    @MazzieMay 5 месяцев назад +46

    The best DeSantis roast Trump shot off was saying DeSantis was in dire need of a personality transplant but the tech doesn’t exist yet
    Imagine a world where Trump never goes into politics, and instead is a guest judge on Drag Race. We missed out on scathing reads

    • @angelahutson6450
      @angelahutson6450 5 месяцев назад +14

      I didn't get any further than, "imagine a world where Trump never went into politics" and my heart smiled as the visual flashed thru my mind. If only....

    • @janelliot5643
      @janelliot5643 4 месяца назад

      ​@@angelahutson6450you can thank the clintons for that, they bribed the DNC heavily to dump Bernie , in order to get them back in office, but we hated her so much for stealing from Bernie nobody voted for her, I voted for Jill Stein myself

  • @TheGbelcher
    @TheGbelcher 5 месяцев назад +96

    “You know what’ll do it? If I talk one more time.” 😂

  • @jahnybravo2168
    @jahnybravo2168 5 месяцев назад +102

    "the only loser will be us"
    After the elections I grew up with, it's baffling that these are the elections I actually get to vote in (turned 18 in 2016).

    • @grannypeacock
      @grannypeacock 5 месяцев назад +14

      I'm so sorry. I talked to so many people across the political spectrum about voting for the kind of people we want to do the job and all they think about is who's "electable," not realizing that if we choose to vote for the people we want they become electable

    • @MegaphoneFranke
      @MegaphoneFranke 4 месяца назад +1

      I know what you mean - I turned 18 in ‘08 and we thought it couldn’t get any worse than that. Now here we are. It’s nuts!

    • @samanthabutterfield5172
      @samanthabutterfield5172 4 месяца назад +1

      I turned 18 in 2022. This is my first presidential election. I hate it here

    • @jonathanhill6064
      @jonathanhill6064 4 месяца назад +1

      sorry bout that

  • @JP-pz5zh
    @JP-pz5zh 5 месяцев назад +86

    According to the producer who wrote an article in Slate, he BEEN saying it in public during filming of the Apprentice.

    • @TheEndKing
      @TheEndKing 5 месяцев назад +15

      No, unbelievable. I don't think he could say "origins" even then.

    • @shadowdante1102
      @shadowdante1102 5 месяцев назад +1

      Ok, thats fair. But now you should wake up and look at all the things he did that there is proof of

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Hello_11345Cope harder

  • @suigeneris886
    @suigeneris886 5 месяцев назад +170

    "The only losers will be us." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Madcapredcap
    @Madcapredcap 2 месяца назад +4

    2 months and it’s felt like a lifetime. Also, good on Josh for predicting that “weird” would become the key argument against Trump.

  • @ebony3406
    @ebony3406 4 месяца назад +13

    I can’t wait for his interpretation of the debate 😂

  • @NinjaKinga1NK
    @NinjaKinga1NK 5 месяцев назад +106

    I'm going to come back to this if Biden or Trump do the thing on stage.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 5 месяцев назад +8

      Trump would say it so casually it might take a sec for people to notice
      Biden would say it and ask "what did I say" or "you can't say that anymore?"

  • @sledge_manic
    @sledge_manic 5 месяцев назад +854

    Confused grandpa vs. Rich orange grandpa

    • @izzaanimates9041
      @izzaanimates9041 5 месяцев назад +124

      *Great-grandpas. They’re basically dinosaurs.

    • @sledge_manic
      @sledge_manic 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@izzaanimates9041 true

    • @SahloFolina2161
      @SahloFolina2161 5 месяцев назад +37

      Love how we’re trashing both.

    • @myronwilliams3340
      @myronwilliams3340 5 месяцев назад +75

      Rich confused orange grandpa

    • @franimal86
      @franimal86 5 месяцев назад +5

      2xgrandpa^2

  • @entropyachieved750
    @entropyachieved750 5 месяцев назад +104

    They found documents in the Whitehouse plumbing cause it clogged up

    • @RoonMian
      @RoonMian 5 месяцев назад

      And yet this particular case will go nowhere because Judge Cannon is so deep in Trump's pocket, she's deliberately delaying the proceedings until the heath death of the universe.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 месяцев назад +5

      No they didn’t! ONE person made the claim with zero factual proof besides “photos” that can’t even be verified!

    • @entropyachieved750
      @entropyachieved750 4 месяца назад

      @@Hello_11345 we will just use what's most likely to have happened as as far as Trump goes, it's very likely to have happened... The man's a Gronk and doing stupid and illegal things is well within his normal operations

  • @pb_and_nutella
    @pb_and_nutella 5 месяцев назад +82

    What’s crazy is how much the presidential election process has changed in 2 election cycles

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 4 месяца назад +1

      Has it?

    • @janelliot5643
      @janelliot5643 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@SKa-tt9nmyes, Bernie Sanders was absolutely replaced by big money with Mrs C

    • @aesea57804
      @aesea57804 4 месяца назад +1

      Having a reality tv entertainer as President was really stupid. Let’s not do that one again.

  • @ladylightning1741
    @ladylightning1741 4 месяца назад +8

    I have never, in my 27 years of life, wanted to watch a political debate until now

  • @CodeNinj
    @CodeNinj 4 месяца назад +7

    When Josh said "and remember, we're here to have fun" before his last joke, it was my turn to pause and go make popcorn 🤣

  • @aloe-aurora
    @aloe-aurora 5 месяцев назад +66

    Josh Johnson for Daily Show host
    👇🗳️☑️

  • @Gwen-ku1dv
    @Gwen-ku1dv 4 месяца назад +4

    79 and 81 they both are too dam old if you're 70 and older you should have to retire from pulblic office

  • @BR-md7hm
    @BR-md7hm 5 месяцев назад +62

    Great comedian, great speaker and great writer. Love this guy.

  • @KathyPamela
    @KathyPamela 5 месяцев назад +71

    Commitment and a down-to-earth attitude are truly inspiring. Keep it up.

    • @burnferris
      @burnferris 5 месяцев назад

      Bot-erific comment bot.

    • @Gnarfledarf
      @Gnarfledarf 4 месяца назад

      Shut up, bot.

  • @geocyo8835
    @geocyo8835 5 месяцев назад +10

    _They're both so old they both used to be president._
    THAT was a good one!😂😂😂

  • @JP-pz5zh
    @JP-pz5zh 5 месяцев назад +43

    Your pacing/timing is impeccable.

  • @kita476
    @kita476 5 месяцев назад +110

    Honestly if he said it I don't think it would make a difference 😂 American supporters of Trump are the most hardcore supporters to ever exist, they'll just roll with the fresh word.

    • @evelynbare1975
      @evelynbare1975 5 месяцев назад +16

      Yep. They are even more delusional than their hero!

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@evelynbare1975not as delusional as diaper dementia Joe, with a dog biting 30+ people and more shady than any politician in history. Facts matter, not opinions.

    • @BenjaminJones-y4h
      @BenjaminJones-y4h 5 месяцев назад

      You mean "hardcore terrorists".
      They are not American.

    • @purish215
      @purish215 5 месяцев назад +3

      I think ur forgetting about a certain socialist party in the 1940s

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 5 месяцев назад +5

      It would just let them know "yep, he's one of us" even more. I don't know if every Trump supporter has said it out loud but I'm pretty sure most of them have at least said it in their head.

  • @HisGlory768
    @HisGlory768 5 месяцев назад +105

    The debate will be a trainwreck..yes, we will be the losers.😂

  • @HavingFunWithMyLife
    @HavingFunWithMyLife 4 месяца назад +9

    yall imagine if when one of them dropped dead the other was just like 'and I rest my case, how can u keep the country alive if u cant even keep urself alive'

  • @lateefp80
    @lateefp80 5 месяцев назад +35

    Fun Fact: 1st debate in 3 weeks.
    They can not talk over each other as the mics will be off.
    There will not be a live audience.

    • @nikkikindinger2718
      @nikkikindinger2718 5 месяцев назад +6

      I don't usually watch the debates because they make me angry-- if debates have rules and the rules are ignored, what's the point? BUT, if there's no live audience of idiots cheering them on, and the mics will be off... ? I might watch. Not because I don't know who I'm voting for (obviously I already know), but for entertainment.

  • @SoLCollectR
    @SoLCollectR 4 месяца назад +4

    Josh you're my new favorite comic. It looks so easy for you like you're up there just talking, speaking your mind and its amazing. Great job man!!!

  • @ericawentz2734
    @ericawentz2734 4 месяца назад +7

    “We’re here to have fun.” 😂🤣

  • @burstingturtle
    @burstingturtle 5 месяцев назад +26

    “They’re both so old they used to be president.”
    Dead

  • @jamesonmagnus
    @jamesonmagnus 5 месяцев назад +39

    RUclips just played a Trump commercial during me watching this. 😂

    • @lazyscorpion3889
      @lazyscorpion3889 5 месяцев назад +5

      Cringeworthy

    • @foreverNwonder
      @foreverNwonder 5 месяцев назад

      Me too 😅

    • @Jim_The_Fish
      @Jim_The_Fish 4 месяца назад +3

      I had a Biden ad two videos ago, and I also got a Trump ad when I clicked on this one. The algorithm be wildin.

    • @ninedaysjane2466
      @ninedaysjane2466 4 месяца назад

      I have an adblocker for RUclips. Never see ads and I can hide comments if I'm so inclined. Works perfectly.

    • @bonesmamastillloudlysilenc9975
      @bonesmamastillloudlysilenc9975 4 месяца назад +1

      I got a dirty Joe one. 😐😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @thousandpages
    @thousandpages 2 месяца назад +3

    Well Josh was 2 for 2 on the debate and“he’s weird” so I’m rather inclined to believe that Trump did in fact try to flush those documents too 🤣🤣🤣

  • @maureenrobertshaw7375
    @maureenrobertshaw7375 5 месяцев назад +39

    To be fair, people think Trump cannot read because he bragged he had never read a book.

    • @adambailey7932
      @adambailey7932 4 месяца назад +9

      He also generally speaks at something like a third grade reading level and still can't get it right.

  • @laurenm3148
    @laurenm3148 5 месяцев назад +5

    4:50 The brilliance of this bit relying on the fact that we all know what "it" is.

  • @rainzohav2181
    @rainzohav2181 4 месяца назад +3

    They did have interviews with maintenance workers at the White House who said there were papers clogging up the toilet

  • @thasfun
    @thasfun 5 месяцев назад +2

    OMG Josh I did the same thing. I got lost in my new neighborhood without my cell. It was amazing g to me how dangerous everything started to look when I was lost, as opposed to when I was walking and looking happy.

  • @sunisshiningiceisslippery
    @sunisshiningiceisslippery 5 месяцев назад +18

    11:19 I really thought the punchline was going to be them texting back "Goose"

    • @chelsmaria
      @chelsmaria 4 месяца назад

      Or in Minnesota... "gray duck"

  • @DaringDanielletravels
    @DaringDanielletravels 5 месяцев назад +236

    DeSantis did not “serve” in the Army, he was the legal advisor to the Navy Seals.

    • @EUCvibes
      @EUCvibes 5 месяцев назад +6

      Interesting

    • @MikeyBCook
      @MikeyBCook 5 месяцев назад +87

      Not to defend DeSantis in any way but JAG officers (lawyers) are still serving in the Navy.

    • @zagnifproductions
      @zagnifproductions 5 месяцев назад +45

      He did serve, in the Navy as a JAG officer. He became legal counsel for the SEAL teams in the late stage of his service.

    • @richardweiss965
      @richardweiss965 5 месяцев назад +18

      And the urine inspector at Guantanamo! He was present at all the tests!

    • @Scowleasy
      @Scowleasy 5 месяцев назад +22

      He also oversaw torture at Guantanamo bay

  • @sum1rapping
    @sum1rapping 3 месяца назад +4

    watching this after the debate makes me feel like Josh watched the debate before they debated

  • @NubianGoddess8
    @NubianGoddess8 5 месяцев назад +50

    Josh Johnson comedy makes my Tuesday nights. 🎉 waiting 😊

  • @zaimusic_150
    @zaimusic_150 4 месяца назад +7

    He’s is absolutely spot on with the whole “oranges” clip it’s really like that 😂

  • @Blueeyesthewarrior
    @Blueeyesthewarrior 5 месяцев назад +34

    You deserved every bit of that ending applause. The crowd absolutely lost their minds, and so did I. Keep up the good work, Josh.

  • @thisisit333
    @thisisit333 5 месяцев назад +39

    JOSH IS THE GOAT of comedic storytelling!!! ❤

  • @BloodOrangeSun
    @BloodOrangeSun 5 месяцев назад +23

    Anyone notice how the country tends to do best when the president is under 60?

    • @wpriddy
      @wpriddy 4 месяца назад +3

      Correlation does not equal causation.

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 4 месяца назад

      Biden has passed more legislation in 3 years than the previous 3 presidents combined, and his legislation is making improvements in real people’s lives.

    • @ninedaysjane2466
      @ninedaysjane2466 4 месяца назад +2

      No, I think you need to study history a little more thoroughly. Look beyond the 20th century, even.

    • @BloodOrangeSun
      @BloodOrangeSun 4 месяца назад

      @@wpriddy That's true but a pattern is a pattern and how's this for causation: dementia causes memory loss and odd behaviors not suitable for a president.

    • @BloodOrangeSun
      @BloodOrangeSun 4 месяца назад +1

      @@ninedaysjane2466 Give me the achievements between two groups of presidents divided by that age line, compare them, and get back to me on what a history lesson is.

  • @jeraldmartell8404
    @jeraldmartell8404 4 месяца назад +3

    I’m 51,ever time I think I’ve seen it all, the world says nope. And I was on a plane yesterday, engine fire. Still I know there’s more shit to come, you make the world laugh. Thank you

  • @mmatchinsky
    @mmatchinsky Месяц назад +2

    Don't get older. Word finding problems are real.
    🇺🇸🇺🇦

  • @derektoussaint1538
    @derektoussaint1538 4 месяца назад +6

    Gone be like two old men I a nursing home arguing over the last jello

  • @CoryConti1
    @CoryConti1 4 месяца назад +3

    They should do 12 rounds of bare-knuckle boxing

    • @nannigoat3
      @nannigoat3 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😅😊

  • @TheTheloniusPunk
    @TheTheloniusPunk 5 месяцев назад +29

    Trump's weirdness > Trump's racism .... 100% accuracy there! Sooo gooooot

  • @williamhornabrook8081
    @williamhornabrook8081 5 месяцев назад +85

    This election reminds me of the tagline from the movie poster of Alien vs. Predator: Whoever wins, we lose.

    • @DeaconBlu35
      @DeaconBlu35 4 месяца назад +7

      We lose way harder one way than the other, look up project 2025

  • @michaeldkimsey
    @michaeldkimsey 4 месяца назад +1

    Checking in after that debate and man did you nail it... "The only loser will be us"

  • @keefthestone
    @keefthestone 4 месяца назад +1

    I cant wait for the follow up to this!

  • @MrEherndon5
    @MrEherndon5 5 месяцев назад +23

    That water pressure was real. He said how do you clean your clothes? It’s a huge problem. I remember that speech

  • @wandech
    @wandech 5 месяцев назад +9

    Much love and support from Nairobi, Kenya 👊🏾

  • @100samanthamarie
    @100samanthamarie 5 месяцев назад +14

    Bernie supporters predicted this. It sucks to be a small group of anti-corruption people against a large majority of people who support corruption as long as it’s done by their favorite politicians/industry owners/presidents/CEOs/COOs/artists/sportsmen/lawyers/doctors.

    • @Guinnessmonkey1
      @Guinnessmonkey1 5 месяцев назад

      What the fuck are you talking about?

  • @deeplyjuniper
    @deeplyjuniper 4 месяца назад +1

    Four years ago we got "will you shut up, man?" And honestly I hope this year they top that

  • @jrmj
    @jrmj 4 месяца назад +2

    You're so good at this. It's crazy. Love the videos. Thanks for posting so many.

  • @code2works
    @code2works 4 месяца назад +4

    This routine hits double after that debate. Dear american friends, good luck! :(

  • @caitymarie3975
    @caitymarie3975 5 месяцев назад +11

    As someone who’s wandered in Chicago without a phone…. This is too relatable

  • @tombstonechess2231
    @tombstonechess2231 4 месяца назад +3

    Man it's been a garbage time for presidential choices.
    Hilary or trump
    Biden or trump
    I can't wait to be 50 and nostalgically remember what a garbage decade the 2020's were.

  • @lindenshepherd6085
    @lindenshepherd6085 5 месяцев назад +2

    Seeing Josh in Arlington, I’m so excited!!! Truly, he is the highlight of my week!😊

  • @landonm.533
    @landonm.533 5 месяцев назад +5

    Idk why I laughed so hard at the “they died” part 😂🤣🤣🤣
    Josh I am NOT going to hell because of you!!! 😂😭😭

  • @ContextShakespeare1740
    @ContextShakespeare1740 5 месяцев назад +9

    You know why he started talking about low water pressure, he was thinking of that poor old lady in Scotland who has had no water for 3 years since he damaged the pipe from her well and refuses to fix it.

  • @rad_magic
    @rad_magic 5 месяцев назад +16

    I'm watching the part where he's talking about how Biden talks and an ad pops up for Biden where he's talking 🤣

  • @kellenproctor5808
    @kellenproctor5808 3 месяца назад +1

    The fact that a horrendous debate and a literal assassination attempt both happened since this aired one month ago is beyond words

  • @deenad3562
    @deenad3562 5 месяцев назад +24

    *Nervous for Biden to talk, Embarrassed for Trump...* 😩

  • @longlivedemocracy756
    @longlivedemocracy756 5 месяцев назад +7

    “Those were unflushed documents “ 😂🤣😂

  • @ericmoney4572
    @ericmoney4572 4 месяца назад +3

    Oh, you mean he's gonna slip like what my grandparents called Brazil nuts...😬

  • @Victoria.8.7
    @Victoria.8.7 5 месяцев назад +9

    Finally caught one, RUclips gives me zero notifications

  • @katraina8920
    @katraina8920 4 месяца назад +1

    You were right, but it was worse sadly. Even more unbelievable, watching them so call debating!!!😆😆😆😆

  • @lunacouer
    @lunacouer 4 месяца назад +2

    This popped up for me after the debate and yeah, I'm gonna need Josh's set on it just to cope with what happened 😭

  • @SophiaAphrodite
    @SophiaAphrodite 5 месяцев назад +12

    To think one of them will not even be able to legally vote.

    • @arcguardian
      @arcguardian 4 месяца назад

      To think one of them is fine with illegal immigrants flooding the nation.