Of course they agreed to debate. You ever spoken with an 80 year old? They love to argue about pointless shit that they aren't going to actually do anything about.
"What is... aljbkrushhofufu... fu fu... huh... look-" "No shut it... you missed the answer... that was a horrible answer... so bad... that was so bad... what is-" "Will you shu-" "WHAT is... what are... oranges... plump oranges... beautiful oranges."
On a serious note, that problem where he couldn't get the word origins out and kept saying oranges is called phonemic paraphasia. It is an early sign of Alzheimers, which Fred Trump also had. And it is not the only time he's done that. It's getting worse.
Yeah, too aged guys talking one who is still coherent and competent enough to lead and the other a blathering narcissistic idiot with orange toned skin and a fly away comb over.
So if you put both of the main candidates to be the next leader of our country together you still probably wouldn't have one fully functioning brain? That's wonderful 😢😫😭
And the fact he's definitely right about what he'd said after is even better 🤣 I know some big ass men that eat fast food every day and even they were like 3 flushes?? Lmfao 🤣 has to be about documents lmfao
We also know the hunter Biden laptop is true and not “Russian disinformation”…that both Hilary Clinton and Joe Biden illegally mishandled top secret documents yet the DOJ declined to charge THEM bc it was an “election year and be seen as interference”…we know Ashley Biden’s diary is real…we know the Biden family exploited Joes political position for monetary gain… Want me to continue? What we DO NOT KNOW is that those pictures of hand written notes in a toilet are even legit at all - and they weren’t “documents”, they were claimed to be the handwritten notes that were discarded (did you read that? HAND WRITTEN NOTES LIKE A GROCERY LIST OR DOODLES IN A CLASS! NOT DOCUMENTS!) - and the claims are from a partisan media contributor and there is no actual proof that those photos are even factual - no time stamp and no discerning details to prove they show what is claimed! What cracks me up about you people is NONE of you will admit to the extreme Wrong doing that Joe Biden and Hilary Clinton have continually committed in their careers, but you’ll geek out with your stage 4 TDS about some claim about Trump that has zero legal basis or substantive proof as backup-all while ignoring the abundance of evidence of how the DNC and Biden and Hilary and the left have been proven to be liars about the Russia claims (lies funded by a paid Hilary Clinton operative)…hunter laptop is in fact real and not the Russian disinformation that Biden was able to weaponize the DOJ into fabricating a false letter signed by 51 government operatives lying in their claims! Y’all are a trip!
Kind of like when staff reported seeing workers for Hillary attempting to destroy her secret phones which apparently had classified info on it and leaving a hammer in the bathroom lmao 😅 these are our goats
@@businessbuilder92 had to get a retort in there, didn’t you? lol They’re ALL absolute bags of shit ; NO politician gives a flying F about any of us and they’ll do absolutely anything to avoid taking responsibility for their screwups. I’m stunned that people claim to genuinely like ANY politician as they’re all just varying degrees of the scum of the earth and would do whatever it took to enrich themselves and their friends over making the lives of the people even an iota better, and since Trump came in, the blatant financial vampirism he’s shown with regard to the people who purportedly love him is astounding. I could list terrible things that any one of them have done, but let’s be honest, Trump is so damn easy to critique, and there’s such a frankly offensively enormous litany of gaffes, idiocy, madness, parasitic behaviour, any one of a number of ~isms, illegal capers (the rest do this too, but Trump is in a league of his own), or mishaps so embarrassing they’d cause any single other living organism to retreat from society forever, if as little as 1% of those Donald has shoved his way through in dumb obliviousness, befall them, you’re an idiot if you DON’T focus on him. Yeah, old Biden… mumbly old forgetful wiener, isn’t he? AND! And… he’s got a son, you know? And that son has a laptop! Absolutely insane there.
His style is so unique in standup, its almost like hes letting you in on a secret with his body language. He starts slow and ramps it up perfectly. Dudes amazing
Such a brilliant, wise, lovable, young comic. Your humor hits the mark. Touché. Normally, political humor gets stale and moldy, but your humor mixes it up with other life experiences and has sustainability. You are a great storyteller, with nuance. Your humor encapsulates our world and lives. It is honest and clearheaded. You see deeply and understand multiple perspectives, bringing your stories, characters, and scenes to life. Relatable and incisive. A comic's life is a hard life, but you do important work! We will keep an eye out to see when you are on tour.
...Biden dropped. I've seen him drop and I said pooh, he dropped bad, he dropped like a baby. And then I smelled and I said, what's that smell I said. Biden wet himself and dropped like a baby. He even cried a little on the way down. I wouldn't have cried...
I am glad someone else finally pointed out that trump was probably trying to flush documents when he was talking about trying to flush so many times in his speech.
I personally would rather see trump and desantis do an old-fashioned duel, either with super old-school guns or swords. It would be both hilarious and good for the health of the country.
Gotta disagree with you on this. We’ve had some pretty amazing 60+ y/o US Presidents beginning with George Washington (age while in office: 57-65 y/o) followed by his next 6 successors: John Adams (61-65) Thomas Jefferson (57-65) James Madison (58-66) James Monroe (58-66) John Q. Adams (57-61) Andrew Jackson (61-69) Several 20th Century US Presidents served while in their 60s including FDR (51-63) who is consistently ranked among the Top 3 Presidents along with Washington & Lincoln, Harry Truman (60-68), and Dwight D. Eisenhower (62-70). 🇺🇸 benefited greatly from the wisdom and experience provided by all of the aforementioned sexagenarians for which I am grateful. 🇺🇸
You are correct. Trump did tear up documents & try to flush them down the toilet in the White House. The maintenance guy was called on several occasions to unplug Don’s throne.
No zero proof - that’s an unsubstantiated claim with zero legal proof that would hold up in any court! Anyone can rip up handwritten notes they faked and throw in random toilet and make accusations but doesn’t mean they are true! Try again!
This man just threw out the craziest theory on the trump document case and why they were in the bathroom. It makes soooo much sense. It's now the canon reason in my head.
*waves from across and up the ocean in Georgia, US* It's so cool seeing Josh/his channel grow internationally. Also, have finally been catching up on Trevor Noah's podcast and the episodes with Josh and Christiana so it's really cool seeing South Africans being fans of one of our comedians lol
Honestly? Bush vs Gore: I didn't want either. Hillary vs Trump: I didn't want either. Most of the elections I've voted in, I haven't been voting FOR someone. I've been voting AGAINST someone.
Trevor Noah was boring on the Daily show that’s why the ratings was poor Trevor Noah as a stand up comedian. Excellent Josh Johnson as a stand up. Excellent
Nice to finally hear someone with enough willingness and tact to poke fun at both sides a little. No matter where you fall politically, there’s humor to be found within our political parties and with whatever candidate we may support
Such a brilliant, wise, lovable, young comic. Your humor hits the mark. Touché. Normally, political humor gets stale and moldy, but your humor mixes it up with other life experiences and has sustainability. You are a great storyteller, with nuance. Your humor encapsulates our world and lives. It is honest and clearheaded. You see deeply and understand multiple perspectives, bringing your stories, characters, and scenes to life. Relatable and incisive. A comic's life is a hard life, but you do important work! We will keep an eye out to see when you are on tour.
Let's not forget his multi-page article in the newspapers going after the Central Park 5 AFTER they were exonerated and claimed they were still guilty.
Nope - zero “tapes” been released and it’s just a claim at this point and has in fact been debunked by the very dude it was claimed to be against! Facts matter! So does legit proof!
@@jehovasinznot an accurate portrayal of his comments but that's fine. We still remember Trump denying Black families housing. I'd say there's plenty of blame to go around.
I live under a rock when it comes to politics and pop culture, and yet watching Josh gave me something to talk about at work so I sounded like I knew a thing. Thanks Josh Johnson XD
Sounds good ..taco combo box...Baja blast ..feet up in recliner..Im there..BUT would be better trump behind bars-Biden on the big screen off to the side...with trump screaming HE PUT ME HERE..this would require alot of brown napkins 'cuz the tears of laughter would soak them up...THIS is our Goverment...Yes..other countries WE CRAZY!!!
Lmao I was waiting in a parking lot beside a Taco Bell before work watching this and your comment made me crave that for lunch before I went in so I drove over and picked up some 🤣
The best DeSantis roast Trump shot off was saying DeSantis was in dire need of a personality transplant but the tech doesn’t exist yet Imagine a world where Trump never goes into politics, and instead is a guest judge on Drag Race. We missed out on scathing reads
I didn't get any further than, "imagine a world where Trump never went into politics" and my heart smiled as the visual flashed thru my mind. If only....
@@angelahutson6450you can thank the clintons for that, they bribed the DNC heavily to dump Bernie , in order to get them back in office, but we hated her so much for stealing from Bernie nobody voted for her, I voted for Jill Stein myself
"the only loser will be us" After the elections I grew up with, it's baffling that these are the elections I actually get to vote in (turned 18 in 2016).
I'm so sorry. I talked to so many people across the political spectrum about voting for the kind of people we want to do the job and all they think about is who's "electable," not realizing that if we choose to vote for the people we want they become electable
And yet this particular case will go nowhere because Judge Cannon is so deep in Trump's pocket, she's deliberately delaying the proceedings until the heath death of the universe.
@@Hello_11345 we will just use what's most likely to have happened as as far as Trump goes, it's very likely to have happened... The man's a Gronk and doing stupid and illegal things is well within his normal operations
Honestly if he said it I don't think it would make a difference 😂 American supporters of Trump are the most hardcore supporters to ever exist, they'll just roll with the fresh word.
@@evelynbare1975not as delusional as diaper dementia Joe, with a dog biting 30+ people and more shady than any politician in history. Facts matter, not opinions.
It would just let them know "yep, he's one of us" even more. I don't know if every Trump supporter has said it out loud but I'm pretty sure most of them have at least said it in their head.
yall imagine if when one of them dropped dead the other was just like 'and I rest my case, how can u keep the country alive if u cant even keep urself alive'
I don't usually watch the debates because they make me angry-- if debates have rules and the rules are ignored, what's the point? BUT, if there's no live audience of idiots cheering them on, and the mics will be off... ? I might watch. Not because I don't know who I'm voting for (obviously I already know), but for entertainment.
OMG Josh I did the same thing. I got lost in my new neighborhood without my cell. It was amazing g to me how dangerous everything started to look when I was lost, as opposed to when I was walking and looking happy.
Biden has passed more legislation in 3 years than the previous 3 presidents combined, and his legislation is making improvements in real people’s lives.
@@wpriddy That's true but a pattern is a pattern and how's this for causation: dementia causes memory loss and odd behaviors not suitable for a president.
@@ninedaysjane2466 Give me the achievements between two groups of presidents divided by that age line, compare them, and get back to me on what a history lesson is.
I’m 51,ever time I think I’ve seen it all, the world says nope. And I was on a plane yesterday, engine fire. Still I know there’s more shit to come, you make the world laugh. Thank you
Bernie supporters predicted this. It sucks to be a small group of anti-corruption people against a large majority of people who support corruption as long as it’s done by their favorite politicians/industry owners/presidents/CEOs/COOs/artists/sportsmen/lawyers/doctors.
Man it's been a garbage time for presidential choices. Hilary or trump Biden or trump I can't wait to be 50 and nostalgically remember what a garbage decade the 2020's were.
You know why he started talking about low water pressure, he was thinking of that poor old lady in Scotland who has had no water for 3 years since he damaged the pipe from her well and refuses to fix it.
Hi Friends! Subscribe. Let’s get to 450k by June 30th. Reply to this for the algo
Subscribed today. You're very talented
I believe you will be at 450K sooner than that.
Stop trying to slide into my parasocials, Josh.
Already subscribed
Josh your on a roll. I predict you will get to 500k by June 31st.🎉
Of course they agreed to debate. You ever spoken with an 80 year old? They love to argue about pointless shit that they aren't going to actually do anything about.
Cause it was the style at the time
@@peterhoffmann502had to get a new heel fer m' shoe!
Biden can't form a sentence, Trump made America energy independent and ended many military conflicts on top of how good the economy was. That's facts.
There ain't no one that can get Donald to even debate these days.
He be ducking all the debates, hence the Donald Duck.
Pointless? How’s it pointless?
I don't want a debate - I want them to play Jeopardy against each other.
"What is... aljbkrushhofufu... fu fu... huh... look-"
"No shut it... you missed the answer... that was a horrible answer... so bad... that was so bad... what is-"
"Will you shu-"
"WHAT is... what are... oranges... plump oranges... beautiful oranges."
Personally I want a triathlon, not a debate. We already know Biden can't get off of a bike....
@@andeewasson7005And Trump can't get on one
How bout Russian Roulette?
Make one of the categories be about federal law and at least one of the others be about US history
We're literally a generation or two from candidates dropping diss tracks
😱 But right.✓
Try a month or two. Do you honestly think there’s any way DJ T wouldn’t? The initials of his full name are already a rap name.
Give em five years lol
😂😂😂
Well, Drake and Biden do have a fondness for young girls
"We are here to have fun." Best precursor to drop a fire joke.
Be cool.😏
On a serious note, that problem where he couldn't get the word origins out and kept saying oranges is called phonemic paraphasia. It is an early sign of Alzheimers, which Fred Trump also had. And it is not the only time he's done that. It's getting worse.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Underated comment. I believe you are quite right.
Yet you ignore the fact Biden can’t find his way off a stage 🤦♀️ pathetic hypocrisy!
I've seen people theorising that trump has frontotemporal dementia
Yeah, too aged guys talking one who is still coherent and competent enough to lead and the other a blathering narcissistic idiot with orange toned skin and a fly away comb over.
So if you put both of the main candidates to be the next leader of our country together you still probably wouldn't have one fully functioning brain? That's wonderful 😢😫😭
As soon as Josh said “I don’t have proof” that might be the most excited I’ve been for someone to finish a sentence 🤭
And him saying they were going to throw away the charges
And the fact he's definitely right about what he'd said after is even better 🤣 I know some big ass men that eat fast food every day and even they were like 3 flushes?? Lmfao 🤣 has to be about documents lmfao
I knew where he was going to go and he did not disappoint
SAME!!
😂😂
"The only loser in all of this is us."😂🤣 Was not expecting that punchline!
It's true though.
It really is true. Trump, Biden; don't matter. They both have a list of cons a mile long.
It's called a punch line because it punches us right in our stomach lining
Bruh, your popular comment just ruined a killer punchline from everyone's favorite rising comedian.
Frickin wack yo
My goal in life is to go see Josh Johnson live because every member of the audience is always having the best time of their lives 😂
Do it!! Him and his opener (not sure how long they're touring together for) we're both amazing! Can't wait until he comes back to my town!
Already looking for tickets to his 25 tour
Right? Especially that one lady that I hear in every video😂 Jk, I love Josh; he is amazing!
He does a great show. Hopefully seeing him twice this year!
Same
This aged very well, and that's no joke
The funniest part is we know he tried flushing documents! Staff at the White House, while he was in office, reported it!
We also know the hunter Biden laptop is true and not “Russian disinformation”…that both Hilary Clinton and Joe Biden illegally mishandled top secret documents yet the DOJ declined to charge THEM bc it was an “election year and be seen as interference”…we know Ashley Biden’s diary is real…we know the Biden family exploited Joes political position for monetary gain…
Want me to continue? What we DO NOT KNOW is that those pictures of hand written notes in a toilet are even legit at all - and they weren’t “documents”, they were claimed to be the handwritten notes that were discarded (did you read that? HAND WRITTEN NOTES LIKE A GROCERY LIST OR DOODLES IN A CLASS! NOT DOCUMENTS!) - and the claims are from a partisan media contributor and there is no actual proof that those photos are even factual - no time stamp and no discerning details to prove they show what is claimed! What cracks me up about you people is NONE of you will admit to the extreme Wrong doing that Joe Biden and Hilary Clinton have continually committed in their careers, but you’ll geek out with your stage 4 TDS about some claim about Trump that has zero legal basis or substantive proof as backup-all while ignoring the abundance of evidence of how the DNC and Biden and Hilary and the left have been proven to be liars about the Russia claims (lies funded by a paid Hilary Clinton operative)…hunter laptop is in fact real and not the Russian disinformation that Biden was able to weaponize the DOJ into fabricating a false letter signed by 51 government operatives lying in their claims! Y’all are a trip!
I think that’s where he got the thing about toilets flushing 10-15x. 😂
Kind of like when staff reported seeing workers for Hillary attempting to destroy her secret phones which apparently had classified info on it and leaving a hammer in the bathroom lmao 😅 these are our goats
@@njjovifan46lmao I think you might be on to something there 🤣🤣
@@businessbuilder92 had to get a retort in there, didn’t you? lol
They’re ALL absolute bags of shit ; NO politician gives a flying F about any of us and they’ll do absolutely anything to avoid taking responsibility for their screwups. I’m stunned that people claim to genuinely like ANY politician as they’re all just varying degrees of the scum of the earth and would do whatever it took to enrich themselves and their friends over making the lives of the people even an iota better, and since Trump came in, the blatant financial vampirism he’s shown with regard to the people who purportedly love him is astounding. I could list terrible things that any one of them have done, but let’s be honest, Trump is so damn easy to critique, and there’s such a frankly offensively enormous litany of gaffes, idiocy, madness, parasitic behaviour, any one of a number of ~isms, illegal capers (the rest do this too, but Trump is in a league of his own), or mishaps so embarrassing they’d cause any single other living organism to retreat from society forever, if as little as 1% of those Donald has shoved his way through in dumb obliviousness, befall them, you’re an idiot if you DON’T focus on him. Yeah, old Biden… mumbly old forgetful wiener, isn’t he? AND! And… he’s got a son, you know? And that son has a laptop! Absolutely insane there.
Wearing the same thing every week is lowkey genius. He can just edit all these together and make a comedy special🤷🏾
lol he’s this exact emoji at 12:46
Not if there's a different back drop everytime which there likely is
His style is so unique in standup, its almost like hes letting you in on a secret with his body language. He starts slow and ramps it up perfectly. Dudes amazing
One of the best younger comics out there!! One of the best in general currently working.
Such a brilliant, wise, lovable, young comic. Your humor hits the mark. Touché. Normally, political humor gets stale and moldy, but your humor mixes it up with other life experiences and has sustainability. You are a great storyteller, with nuance. Your humor encapsulates our world and lives. It is honest and clearheaded. You see deeply and understand multiple perspectives, bringing your stories, characters, and scenes to life. Relatable and incisive. A comic's life is a hard life, but you do important work! We will keep an eye out to see when you are on tour.
trump would never shut up if Biden dropped in a debate lol
My mans will speak regardless…
He would be clowning on Biden as they zipped up the body bag.
it would be funny tho
He would be so elated, his blubbery blood pressure would explode.
⚰️ ⚰️
...Biden dropped. I've seen him drop and I said pooh, he dropped bad, he dropped like a baby. And then I smelled and I said, what's that smell I said. Biden wet himself and dropped like a baby. He even cried a little on the way down. I wouldn't have cried...
I am glad someone else finally pointed out that trump was probably trying to flush documents when he was talking about trying to flush so many times in his speech.
Nah he was making a joke. You just sound serious. Keep thinking in delusion.
Trump is an idiot but even idiots have access to shredders.
@sharkattack9850 oh it is so hilarious to pretend that the orange Menace has a sense of humor, he doesn't know how to make a joke
@@sharkattack9850 thinking Trump makes jokes is delusional.
Trump saying “orange” instead of “origin” is poetic justice.
Did you see his sit down with the three FoxNews hosts?
The dramatic irony 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
this is why i love trump
I personally would rather see trump and desantis do an old-fashioned duel, either with super old-school guns or swords. It would be both hilarious and good for the health of the country.
That'd be a good idea since dueling is illegal and they'd both go to jail😂
desantis would have a huge advantage its hard to hit a small target and trump glows in the dark.
@@kevinoverholtzer3126 this took me out
Only if they both managed to off each other in the end
@@kevinoverholtzer3126 “glows in the dark” is nuts
You're EXACTLY RIGHT post-debate😂😉
There's an age minimum to be president (35) but we need a maximum age (65).
65! Don't give them an excuse to change the retirement age
If 30 is too young, 60 is too old.
Gotta disagree with you on this. We’ve had some pretty amazing 60+ y/o US Presidents beginning with George Washington (age while in office: 57-65 y/o) followed by his next 6 successors:
John Adams (61-65)
Thomas Jefferson (57-65)
James Madison (58-66)
James Monroe (58-66)
John Q. Adams (57-61)
Andrew Jackson (61-69)
Several 20th Century US Presidents served while in their 60s including FDR (51-63) who is consistently ranked among the Top 3 Presidents along with Washington & Lincoln, Harry Truman (60-68), and Dwight D. Eisenhower (62-70). 🇺🇸 benefited greatly from the wisdom and experience provided by all of the aforementioned sexagenarians for which I am grateful. 🇺🇸
You're closer to 35, aren't you? Plenty of brilliant professors and doctors out there in their 60s.
@@lemon1657 Does that include Bernie?
You are correct. Trump did tear up documents & try to flush them down the toilet in the White House. The maintenance guy was called on several occasions to unplug Don’s throne.
No zero proof - that’s an unsubstantiated claim with zero legal proof that would hold up in any court! Anyone can rip up handwritten notes they faked and throw in random toilet and make accusations but doesn’t mean they are true! Try again!
This man just threw out the craziest theory on the trump document case and why they were in the bathroom. It makes soooo much sense. It's now the canon reason in my head.
See me staying up till 2 am to watch.All the way from South Africa 🇿🇦
Same here
You made it! 😅
Goeiemôre!
Same from Switzerland
🇨🇭
*waves from across and up the ocean in Georgia, US*
It's so cool seeing Josh/his channel grow internationally. Also, have finally been catching up on Trevor Noah's podcast and the episodes with Josh and Christiana so it's really cool seeing South Africans being fans of one of our comedians lol
I don't recall seeing an election in which most Americans didn't want either candidate for president. Until now.
Bush vs Kerry. They were a part of the same "secret society" fraternity with weird sex rituals.
Seriously I say we just get a homeless guy off the street to be president. Probably work out better
Honestly? Bush vs Gore: I didn't want either. Hillary vs Trump: I didn't want either. Most of the elections I've voted in, I haven't been voting FOR someone. I've been voting AGAINST someone.
Don't know what you're talking about. That's been the trend for a few election cycles now.
Then you must be new to American politics... Welcome 🫴
I always thought that his obsession with toilet flushing was about destroying documents.
Genius! But are we sure where the papers really went down the toilet? Might be a secret place down under.
@@latoyahogan8428 if he did it in hotels abroad, it’s a possibility.
You can tell he was a strong voice in the writing room for Trevor Noah. I am hoping to see him hosting the Daily Show.
Sadly
Ya I feel it allover his skits
Trevor Noah was boring on the Daily show that’s why the ratings was poor
Trevor Noah as a stand up comedian. Excellent
Josh Johnson as a stand up. Excellent
@@olufunmiakadiri5290 Trevor Noah being a Berniebro on the Daily Show is why I didn't watch it. Trevor Noah's stand up is great.
Nice to finally hear someone with enough willingness and tact to poke fun at both sides a little. No matter where you fall politically, there’s humor to be found within our political parties and with whatever candidate we may support
Josh is the homie. I gotta see him live. The vibe he gives off is so relatable and so chill. By far my favorite comedian right now.
Such a brilliant, wise, lovable, young comic. Your humor hits the mark. Touché. Normally, political humor gets stale and moldy, but your humor mixes it up with other life experiences and has sustainability. You are a great storyteller, with nuance. Your humor encapsulates our world and lives. It is honest and clearheaded. You see deeply and understand multiple perspectives, bringing your stories, characters, and scenes to life. Relatable and incisive. A comic's life is a hard life, but you do important work! We will keep an eye out to see when you are on tour.
As it turns out, he did say it back on the Apprentice. Explicit racism. Didn’t want the black dude to win.
Let's not forget his multi-page article in the newspapers going after the Central Park 5 AFTER they were exonerated and claimed they were still guilty.
Let's not forget about him not wanting black kids at school with his son calling it a jungle. Oh, wait, that was Biden.
Nope - zero “tapes” been released and it’s just a claim at this point and has in fact been debunked by the very dude it was claimed to be against! Facts matter! So does legit proof!
@@jehovasinznot an accurate portrayal of his comments but that's fine. We still remember Trump denying Black families housing. I'd say there's plenty of blame to go around.
@@rachelarruda-decell7244were these black families broke? And no not just regular broke I mean Section 8 type broke
Welp he was right on the money
I live under a rock when it comes to politics and pop culture, and yet watching Josh gave me something to talk about at work so I sounded like I knew a thing. Thanks Josh Johnson XD
So, you take one liberal comedian and base your knowledge on that? Super
@@lizhowerton895 i have brainrot from the diverse spectrum of political garbage I consume, and I also talk about Josh
@@lizhowerton895 People are much better off learning about politics and pop culture through Josh Johnson's jokes than never learning about them 🤷
I'm gonna go get a taco box and be back in time for this. Yes!
Mood.
Sounds good ..taco combo box...Baja blast ..feet up in recliner..Im there..BUT would be better trump behind bars-Biden on the big screen off to the side...with trump screaming HE PUT ME HERE..this would require alot of brown napkins 'cuz the tears of laughter would soak them up...THIS is our Goverment...Yes..other countries WE CRAZY!!!
@debbyfronke3227 taco discovery box with a little weed and then josh made for a good time. If trump went to jail? Oh god, I'd be so happy.
You ain't sharing bro? 😔
Lmao I was waiting in a parking lot beside a Taco Bell before work watching this and your comment made me crave that for lunch before I went in so I drove over and picked up some 🤣
The best DeSantis roast Trump shot off was saying DeSantis was in dire need of a personality transplant but the tech doesn’t exist yet
Imagine a world where Trump never goes into politics, and instead is a guest judge on Drag Race. We missed out on scathing reads
I didn't get any further than, "imagine a world where Trump never went into politics" and my heart smiled as the visual flashed thru my mind. If only....
@@angelahutson6450you can thank the clintons for that, they bribed the DNC heavily to dump Bernie , in order to get them back in office, but we hated her so much for stealing from Bernie nobody voted for her, I voted for Jill Stein myself
“You know what’ll do it? If I talk one more time.” 😂
"the only loser will be us"
After the elections I grew up with, it's baffling that these are the elections I actually get to vote in (turned 18 in 2016).
I'm so sorry. I talked to so many people across the political spectrum about voting for the kind of people we want to do the job and all they think about is who's "electable," not realizing that if we choose to vote for the people we want they become electable
I know what you mean - I turned 18 in ‘08 and we thought it couldn’t get any worse than that. Now here we are. It’s nuts!
I turned 18 in 2022. This is my first presidential election. I hate it here
sorry bout that
According to the producer who wrote an article in Slate, he BEEN saying it in public during filming of the Apprentice.
No, unbelievable. I don't think he could say "origins" even then.
Ok, thats fair. But now you should wake up and look at all the things he did that there is proof of
@@Hello_11345Cope harder
"The only losers will be us." 🤣🤣🤣
2 months and it’s felt like a lifetime. Also, good on Josh for predicting that “weird” would become the key argument against Trump.
I can’t wait for his interpretation of the debate 😂
I'm going to come back to this if Biden or Trump do the thing on stage.
Trump would say it so casually it might take a sec for people to notice
Biden would say it and ask "what did I say" or "you can't say that anymore?"
Confused grandpa vs. Rich orange grandpa
*Great-grandpas. They’re basically dinosaurs.
@@izzaanimates9041 true
Love how we’re trashing both.
Rich confused orange grandpa
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They found documents in the Whitehouse plumbing cause it clogged up
And yet this particular case will go nowhere because Judge Cannon is so deep in Trump's pocket, she's deliberately delaying the proceedings until the heath death of the universe.
No they didn’t! ONE person made the claim with zero factual proof besides “photos” that can’t even be verified!
@@Hello_11345 we will just use what's most likely to have happened as as far as Trump goes, it's very likely to have happened... The man's a Gronk and doing stupid and illegal things is well within his normal operations
What’s crazy is how much the presidential election process has changed in 2 election cycles
Has it?
@@SKa-tt9nmyes, Bernie Sanders was absolutely replaced by big money with Mrs C
Having a reality tv entertainer as President was really stupid. Let’s not do that one again.
I have never, in my 27 years of life, wanted to watch a political debate until now
When Josh said "and remember, we're here to have fun" before his last joke, it was my turn to pause and go make popcorn 🤣
Josh Johnson for Daily Show host
👇🗳️☑️
79 and 81 they both are too dam old if you're 70 and older you should have to retire from pulblic office
Great comedian, great speaker and great writer. Love this guy.
Commitment and a down-to-earth attitude are truly inspiring. Keep it up.
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_They're both so old they both used to be president._
THAT was a good one!😂😂😂
Your pacing/timing is impeccable.
Honestly if he said it I don't think it would make a difference 😂 American supporters of Trump are the most hardcore supporters to ever exist, they'll just roll with the fresh word.
Yep. They are even more delusional than their hero!
@@evelynbare1975not as delusional as diaper dementia Joe, with a dog biting 30+ people and more shady than any politician in history. Facts matter, not opinions.
You mean "hardcore terrorists".
They are not American.
I think ur forgetting about a certain socialist party in the 1940s
It would just let them know "yep, he's one of us" even more. I don't know if every Trump supporter has said it out loud but I'm pretty sure most of them have at least said it in their head.
The debate will be a trainwreck..yes, we will be the losers.😂
yall imagine if when one of them dropped dead the other was just like 'and I rest my case, how can u keep the country alive if u cant even keep urself alive'
Fun Fact: 1st debate in 3 weeks.
They can not talk over each other as the mics will be off.
There will not be a live audience.
I don't usually watch the debates because they make me angry-- if debates have rules and the rules are ignored, what's the point? BUT, if there's no live audience of idiots cheering them on, and the mics will be off... ? I might watch. Not because I don't know who I'm voting for (obviously I already know), but for entertainment.
Josh you're my new favorite comic. It looks so easy for you like you're up there just talking, speaking your mind and its amazing. Great job man!!!
“We’re here to have fun.” 😂🤣
“They’re both so old they used to be president.”
Dead
RUclips just played a Trump commercial during me watching this. 😂
Cringeworthy
Me too 😅
I had a Biden ad two videos ago, and I also got a Trump ad when I clicked on this one. The algorithm be wildin.
I have an adblocker for RUclips. Never see ads and I can hide comments if I'm so inclined. Works perfectly.
I got a dirty Joe one. 😐😂😂🤷🏻♀️
Well Josh was 2 for 2 on the debate and“he’s weird” so I’m rather inclined to believe that Trump did in fact try to flush those documents too 🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, people think Trump cannot read because he bragged he had never read a book.
He also generally speaks at something like a third grade reading level and still can't get it right.
4:50 The brilliance of this bit relying on the fact that we all know what "it" is.
They did have interviews with maintenance workers at the White House who said there were papers clogging up the toilet
OMG Josh I did the same thing. I got lost in my new neighborhood without my cell. It was amazing g to me how dangerous everything started to look when I was lost, as opposed to when I was walking and looking happy.
11:19 I really thought the punchline was going to be them texting back "Goose"
Or in Minnesota... "gray duck"
DeSantis did not “serve” in the Army, he was the legal advisor to the Navy Seals.
Interesting
Not to defend DeSantis in any way but JAG officers (lawyers) are still serving in the Navy.
He did serve, in the Navy as a JAG officer. He became legal counsel for the SEAL teams in the late stage of his service.
And the urine inspector at Guantanamo! He was present at all the tests!
He also oversaw torture at Guantanamo bay
watching this after the debate makes me feel like Josh watched the debate before they debated
It’s so good in retrospect LMFAO
Josh Johnson comedy makes my Tuesday nights. 🎉 waiting 😊
He’s is absolutely spot on with the whole “oranges” clip it’s really like that 😂
You deserved every bit of that ending applause. The crowd absolutely lost their minds, and so did I. Keep up the good work, Josh.
JOSH IS THE GOAT of comedic storytelling!!! ❤
Anyone notice how the country tends to do best when the president is under 60?
Correlation does not equal causation.
Biden has passed more legislation in 3 years than the previous 3 presidents combined, and his legislation is making improvements in real people’s lives.
No, I think you need to study history a little more thoroughly. Look beyond the 20th century, even.
@@wpriddy That's true but a pattern is a pattern and how's this for causation: dementia causes memory loss and odd behaviors not suitable for a president.
@@ninedaysjane2466 Give me the achievements between two groups of presidents divided by that age line, compare them, and get back to me on what a history lesson is.
I’m 51,ever time I think I’ve seen it all, the world says nope. And I was on a plane yesterday, engine fire. Still I know there’s more shit to come, you make the world laugh. Thank you
Don't get older. Word finding problems are real.
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Gone be like two old men I a nursing home arguing over the last jello
They should do 12 rounds of bare-knuckle boxing
😂😂😂😂😅😊
Trump's weirdness > Trump's racism .... 100% accuracy there! Sooo gooooot
This election reminds me of the tagline from the movie poster of Alien vs. Predator: Whoever wins, we lose.
We lose way harder one way than the other, look up project 2025
Checking in after that debate and man did you nail it... "The only loser will be us"
I cant wait for the follow up to this!
That water pressure was real. He said how do you clean your clothes? It’s a huge problem. I remember that speech
Much love and support from Nairobi, Kenya 👊🏾
Bernie supporters predicted this. It sucks to be a small group of anti-corruption people against a large majority of people who support corruption as long as it’s done by their favorite politicians/industry owners/presidents/CEOs/COOs/artists/sportsmen/lawyers/doctors.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Four years ago we got "will you shut up, man?" And honestly I hope this year they top that
You're so good at this. It's crazy. Love the videos. Thanks for posting so many.
This routine hits double after that debate. Dear american friends, good luck! :(
As someone who’s wandered in Chicago without a phone…. This is too relatable
Man it's been a garbage time for presidential choices.
Hilary or trump
Biden or trump
I can't wait to be 50 and nostalgically remember what a garbage decade the 2020's were.
Seeing Josh in Arlington, I’m so excited!!! Truly, he is the highlight of my week!😊
Idk why I laughed so hard at the “they died” part 😂🤣🤣🤣
Josh I am NOT going to hell because of you!!! 😂😭😭
You know why he started talking about low water pressure, he was thinking of that poor old lady in Scotland who has had no water for 3 years since he damaged the pipe from her well and refuses to fix it.
I'm watching the part where he's talking about how Biden talks and an ad pops up for Biden where he's talking 🤣
The fact that a horrendous debate and a literal assassination attempt both happened since this aired one month ago is beyond words
*Nervous for Biden to talk, Embarrassed for Trump...* 😩
“Those were unflushed documents “ 😂🤣😂
Oh, you mean he's gonna slip like what my grandparents called Brazil nuts...😬
Finally caught one, RUclips gives me zero notifications
You were right, but it was worse sadly. Even more unbelievable, watching them so call debating!!!😆😆😆😆
This popped up for me after the debate and yeah, I'm gonna need Josh's set on it just to cope with what happened 😭
To think one of them will not even be able to legally vote.
To think one of them is fine with illegal immigrants flooding the nation.