@@captaindom2000 They do drive drunk in the film and because of it Bob Hoskins broke his hand on set. They had to paint the cast on his hand flesh color so it wasn't noticeable on camera.
Basement Wizard this is exactly what I was talking about. There was an amazing shit-show going on behind the scenes. But On camera, you believe they are who they say they are, and that they’re feeling whatever emotion they are supposed to be expressing.
Here's a story I've heard that you didn't mention. So John Leguizamo told the studio that the husband of the directing duo hated one of the dino-humanoid costumes. He hated it so much that one day on set he took a piping hot cup of coffee and dumped it on the head of the extra who was wearing the costume. Now the extra was wearing one of those latex masks at the time but it wasn't perfectly sealed around the neck. So the hot liquid made its way down the neck and back of the extra who received serious burns. John heard the director say while walking away "Who cares it's just an extra" while the extra was screaming in pain in the background.
@@somberstricken4424 The story actually gets crazier cuz the director tried to lie his way out of it. He said he just wanted to dirty up the costume more so the extra wouldn't stand out on camera since the set of the movie was a more grungier environment. His solution was to stick mud to the costume but the mud wouldn't stick. So he thought if he put coffee on the costume first the mud would stick perfectly. He swears he thought the coffee was cold cuz it had been sitting there for a while but people say he had the coffee already in his hand when he first approached the extra. No question in my mind that director is a lying piece of shit.
Honestly I don't think that was a bad part of the movie. I mean they are called the Mario Bros. I mean you don't typically call a set of brothers by the eldest brothers first name.
@@darkmyro That's called brand recognition lol. It's like calling it "the wizarding world of Harry Potter" for a movie generations before his birth (the Fantastic Beast films). By the time they invented Luigi, "Super Mario" was already a popular brand associated with Nintendo (it was there brand in fact) and so when they added a brother it was the "Mario Bros".
Favourite part: the little attention to detail that Dennis Hopper walks around with his arms out like a T-Rex. And also he apparently wears lizard leather which is the equivalent of beloved Bobbity Hoskins rocking up in a Buffalo Bill creation.
Detective Pikachu is fine. It's a kid movie that is inoffensive to the eyes or ears. It's fine, not great or amazing but far from shit like a Trolls or Minions. It's a bare bones movie designed to distract children for an hour with a basic plot. At least it's better than the cartoon movies, and don't kid ypurself. Those cartoon movies are shit. The Mewtwo movie doesnt hold up without nostalgia, and the one where Ash dates a Pokemon is just...bad.
Cosmonaut variety hour pointed that out in his review of the 2 Spiderman movies that came out a few yr ago...its a hilarious video if you've never seen it.
Please tell me it wasn't a films class, and the teacher thought this was good. Please for the love of god tell me they made you watch this to not recreate anything close to this. I even have a soft spot for this movie, nah man.
@@qtip4747 It should be a requirement for everything. Movies, TV video games, etc. You need to learn what mistakes others have made and how to avoid them. And these bad things can still do some things well and you can use those things in your own work.
Id recommend watching the What Happened episode on this movie. Apparently the cast signed on based on the original script, which was more game accurate and fantasy instead of scifi. However the studio wanted these directors, and the directors wanted a different movie. So when the cast showed up to film, it was a completely different movie.
Yeah cause the original script was written by the people who made the Flintstone movie with John Goodman and a lot of people say that’s pretty accurate to the original show with some minor mature content and some 90s cheese so technically a super Mario Brothers movie would’ve been more like the super Mario brothers TV show that was out around the similar time before or after
I love how that bit from the Mummy Returns still looks just as hilarious as the first time I saw it in the theater. I thought maybe over the years the ridiculousness of it became exaggerated in my mind, but nope. Exactly as I remember it.
My favorite part of this movie is when Koopa uses the De-evolution gun on a human, which he knows will de-evolve humans into monkeys(apes), and is so surprised that it does, that he exclaims "Monkey!" Also, as confounding as this movie is, I was entertained by it, and the Rifftrax is hilarious.
I was a kid on 9/11, and the first time I saw the footage, I fully thought it was a movie trailer. But the footage didn't cut, and I recognized too many of the on air anchors talking about it.
The de-evolution gun might be the only thing that scared me as a kid and still freaks me out. They turn that man into a monkey and everyone's like "whoa that's unexpected" but fucking imagine being turned into a monkey. That is horrifying.
I'd like to suggest 1997's "The Pest" starring John Leguizamo. It appeared Leguizamo set himself up to be the next Jim Carrey, but for whatever reason the movie flopped. That movie is ripe for so many memes, yet it never embedded into the cultural zeitgeist.
I love when Mario fights Koopa and he uses the mushroom to deflect the shot. Then when the dimensions merge you see Mario grow 10 feet tall, but 2 seconds later when he pops up in the real world he is normal size again. What the actual F*** was that? Did he start to grow because of the mushroom? Did the dimension shifting adjust his size up and down? No explanation whatsoever. Love this movie.
I’ve never really understood what supposedly makes her so hot. Like, if she were a real person with those same proportions it would be fucking grotesque
A cartoon woman with a pair of sparkling Zeppelin sized tits in what was supposed to be a family movie. Disney is the stupidest film studio on Earth. Indy film makers have more integrity.
well that was cannon before hand in the super mario bros super show when mario and luigi were trying out for the brookyln plumber's baseball tournmat luigi said "and here is Luigi Mario stepping up to the plate" and in the episode where they dressed up as Elvis they read a letter saying "dear Mario Mario and Luigi Mario"
Sonic and Detective Pikachu: *Fall into a Randomly opened Portal, leading to an Unlit Apartment* Shadowed Man in the Corner: Good Evening Gentlemen, I wait to talk to you about the Smash Brothers Initiative... Ya-Hoo!
“... in early 2020, James would even go so far as to decry the beloved Nintendo mascot, stating “he’s a freak”, and (rhetorically) demanding someone explain what Mario exactly was.”
He’s obviously a meta-human who has dwarfism with super strength, fists hard as steel, and the ability to jump like 15 fucking feet in the air from a standstill. And Luigi is exactly the same except slightly taller, and just a little bit worse.
Expanding upon the miamoto quote, when retro were making metroid prime he asked what it would be like if Seamus had a bugs head. He was of course referring to the idea of being inside the visor and having different types of vision.
I saw Super Mario Brothers in the theater when I was 13. Missed Mask of the Phantasm, but saw Super Mario Brothers. Believe me, you are not being too hard on it.
@@viscountrainbows6452 Still loved it though, let's make sonic be a prince annd in a rock band XD and defeat a dragon with a drum... oh I'm remembering some strange things.
I remember catching this on tv in the late 90s , I didn't know what it was as my tv didn't give that information away back then. I was quite proud at myself for realising that it was a super mario movie though. It was a strange experience and I quite enjoyed the weird world. The funny thing was I caught it again the following 2 years. I have never seen it from beginning to end.
I saw this movie in the theater when I was 10 years old, and my strongest memory about seeing it was that I walked out of the theater with my parents and promptly vomited. To this day its the only film I've ever seen that caused me to throw up.
Counter point. Paper Mario series (especially Thousand Year Door and Super Paper Mario) and the handheld RPG series are solid inspirations for making a Mario film. It doesn't have to be a stock rescue film. Even though Illumination film next year does show some signs of being that. Bob Hopkins > Chris Pratt. Don't "At" me. 😝
I have spent a lot of time researching how this film got made and this film is the greatest tragedy of our age. The original script was apparently so good that it made the actors WANT to play the parts, but when the studios hired the director duo, they changed the script without telling anyone, so the actors get on set and find out that the entire story is changed. And then the studio got pissed when they finally did find out, so they kept demanding script changes throughout the entire production, so that the actors never knew from one day to the next what they were supposed to be doing. The whole thing started with so much potential and it just ended up being a colossal waste of time of some of the most talented actors of its day. Such a shame.
To be fair, some of the special-effects still hold up pretty well. And a few of the OG props went on to be used in other movies, like 'Face/Off'! (the "jump-boots")
I don't think the "two plumbers travel through a portal" story is a bad idea. But did the world have to be a weird, slimy Blade Runner world? It should have been more vibrant and green - like the actual Mushroom Kingdom - and then the evil koopas from the lava region try to take over.
I also like when the host of the tv show is leading his interviewee and he asks him like you were in another dimension? and the interviewee is dumbfounded and just asks, yes?
No, Miyamoto has seen it, but there's a thing about Japanese culture where it's very not acceptable to directly bash someone you've worked with, so he's trying to say he didn't like it without saying he didn't like it. In essence, what he's really saying, "I thought it would have been a better movie if it didn't have Mario in it."
I remember seeing it's big cardboard cutout at Safeway when I was a kid. It was dark and creepy, but what sold me on it and made me want to pick it up was the case. It had one of those courderoy looking plastic covers that make things look kind of 3D. And the back had a picture of Dinohattan, but they had it laid out like a real life Mario map from the game. The marketing ppl really did wonders on it. But yeah...it was boring. I fell asleep after they warped in and woke up at the explosions near the end...twice.
@@thewerewolff7248 It does. If you've ever met a pair of siblings (I'm one myself) people will usually refer to them as their name and then gender. X Brothers or X Sisters. So since they're called the "Mario Brothers," following that same naming convention, that means that their last name would be Mario. Think of any famous pair of siblings for example. The Jonas Brothers The Lewis Sisters The Baldwin Brothers. Mario and Luigi being called The "Mario Brothers" would mean that "Mario" was their last name.
Ramona Ray that’s not what I meant. I mean it makes no sense that his parents who so uncreative at naming they just used his last name as his first name. Like talk about lazy.
How insanely inaccurate and off the track it is I understand when you adapt something, stuff gets changed. But you don’t just veer so far off the story and alienate your fan base.
Out of respect for Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper, I appreciate the question of: "Are we being too harsh on this?" But make no mistake gentlemen, there is nothing more fitting to review on Caravan of Garbage than this fucking dumpster fire of a movie. Hilarious video! Well done!!
I actually thought this movie was really cool when I was a kid. Everyone gives Christopher Nolan credit for (in cinema, at least) doing the first dark and gritty take on inherently-fantastical material, but it was actually the writers/producers of The Mario Movie who beat him by a full decade plus.
For some reason my brain remembers the song Walk the dinosaur in this movie. I don't think I've seen it since I was a kid and watched at the drive-in but still that fact is stuck in my brain, not only that put sometimes I will find myself singing the damn song.
Saying this during the opening ad. I love this movie. Yes I know it is bad, but I still love it and am super mad at the cliff hanger that we never got a payoff to
I genuinely enjoy putting on this movie from time to time. Not every year, but every couple years. It's not "good" I suppose, but it's bouncy and charismatic. At the end of the day, as bad films go, you can do a hell of a lot worse. This movie is just innately watchable, and sure a lot of that has to do with the car wreck factor, but the film does have its qualities. The set and prop design are legitimately cool. The practical effects are all really solid, and the digital effects have aged well enough. The score is also pretty memorable. Its largest failing is as an adaptation, but if you can get past that, and just think about it as 2 Weird Plumbers From Brooklyn: The Movie, it has a cheesy charm.
Im a member of the camp that thinks they intentionally released the trailer with the poor design, so they could then magically "fix it" In doing so people will focus on how much better it looks, and not a poor story.
Awe c'mon, this movie has a certain charm. To be fair....I was like 8 when this movie came out, and my idiot child brain didn't register how bad it was, and I just loved it....
This movie was absolutely terrible. I was around the same age when I was dragged along to see it due to it being a "kids' movie". All I wanted to do was leave the cinema!
@@mikespearwood3914 no, of course the movie is atrocious....moreso imagining 8 year old you being so miserable at the theaters, presumably with your parents, wanting to get the hell out of a movie that should be entirely enjoyable to an 8-10 year old. Miserable existence. At least enjoy the time with your family!
@@petercarioscia9189 What can I say, a shit, unenjoyable movie is a shit unenjoyable movie. What this movie had to do with the famous video game it was base on, I had no idea!
Oh gawd. I love this film. It's one of those so bad it's good films but like a step up because the production was actually really well done and they casted some good talent. It's one of the weirdest yet authentic adaptations I've ever seen. It's unintentionally hilarious. Like that opening animation narrated by Dan Castanella (Homer Simpson) just cracks me up every time setting up the premise with the most stereotypical Brooklyn accent but as a question only to never be heard again like it was a last minute post production decision. Then theres a moment when one of the dinosaurs look to another right before the meteor strikes and says in a brooklyn accent, "Dis is da life." Some of the lines and situations are so dumb they're great. Like how the Mario Bros get called to a job but "The Scapelli's beat em to it again! A 'nother lawst jaaawb!". Like someone called multiple plumbing companies at the same time to see which one would get there first? I like how in Dinosaur Manhatten Plumbing is illegal and the cops look at their belt and angrily exclaim, "PLUMBERS!" Man, this film is a gold mine of ridiculousness. I love it with every fiber of my being.
Mario Bros. and Street Fighter are "bad" movies, and bad adaptations. But they have a charm and a love put into them that make them this wild experience you can't help but enjoy watching.
You have to admit though. That movie is a testament to the acting talents of Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo. You can’t ever tell when they’re drunk.
Collectivist Dog: Mister Hoskins, now might be a really good time for you to get drunk.
Bob Hoskins: That's my secret, Dog: I'm always drunk.
they drive in this film ahahahaha
@@captaindom2000 They do drive drunk in the film and because of it Bob Hoskins broke his hand on set. They had to paint the cast on his hand flesh color so it wasn't noticeable on camera.
Basement Wizard this is exactly what I was talking about. There was an amazing shit-show going on behind the scenes. But On camera, you believe they are who they say they are, and that they’re feeling whatever emotion they are supposed to be expressing.
That's their secret... they're always drunk!
Here's a story I've heard that you didn't mention. So John Leguizamo told the studio that the husband of the directing duo hated one of the dino-humanoid costumes. He hated it so much that one day on set he took a piping hot cup of coffee and dumped it on the head of the extra who was wearing the costume. Now the extra was wearing one of those latex masks at the time but it wasn't perfectly sealed around the neck. So the hot liquid made its way down the neck and back of the extra who received serious burns. John heard the director say while walking away "Who cares it's just an extra" while the extra was screaming in pain in the background.
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
That pisses me off 😡😤
@@somberstricken4424 The story actually gets crazier cuz the director tried to lie his way out of it. He said he just wanted to dirty up the costume more so the extra wouldn't stand out on camera since the set of the movie was a more grungier environment. His solution was to stick mud to the costume but the mud wouldn't stick. So he thought if he put coffee on the costume first the mud would stick perfectly. He swears he thought the coffee was cold cuz it had been sitting there for a while but people say he had the coffee already in his hand when he first approached the extra. No question in my mind that director is a lying piece of shit.
Fucking monster.
"Just an extra"? You mean, like, an actual person who matters as much as anyone else..?
"I'm Rey."
"Rey who?"
*blue Bob Hoskins ghost appears in the distance*
"Rey Mario."
"I'm Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey Rey"
Bless you and your comment
Sith Lord Felix
Did the Star Wars “Sith” come before, the Elder Scrolls “Sithis”
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“I’m Rey.”
“Rey who?”
“Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. You can call me ray or you can call me jay...”
I don’t know if they intentionally called out the wrong terrorist organization but in the context of what they were talking about it’s hilarious.
Well, these guys have never made a mistake or left out a thing from a list so probably a verrrrrrry clever joke... :)
No they meant the Taliban because that's who Rocky worked with remember?
I mean. Bloody, Rambo I mean. Rambo 3.
@Tom Shelton they do seem to like Tolkien
They called it the wrong organisation for a bit of tali-banter
Weren't the Taliban harbouring AQ at the time?
I feel like Danny Devito would be a better Wario if anything.
"So anyways I just started blasting... Waahh"
Now I want a sequel just to see Danny Devito as Wario!
With the guy who played Kramer as waluigi
He's too short to play wario
@@histguy101 wario is supposed to be a midget
I was shocked when they revealed Mario's full name was Mario Maclunkey
Honestly I don't think that was a bad part of the movie. I mean they are called the Mario Bros. I mean you don't typically call a set of brothers by the eldest brothers first name.
Toosoo i thought they were the Maclunkey Brothers
The true origin of Maclunkey
Mario Mario Maclunkey and Luigi Mario Maclunkey
@@darkmyro That's called brand recognition lol. It's like calling it "the wizarding world of Harry Potter" for a movie generations before his birth (the Fantastic Beast films). By the time they invented Luigi, "Super Mario" was already a popular brand associated with Nintendo (it was there brand in fact) and so when they added a brother it was the "Mario Bros".
Favourite part: the little attention to detail that Dennis Hopper walks around with his arms out like a T-Rex. And also he apparently wears lizard leather which is the equivalent of beloved Bobbity Hoskins rocking up in a Buffalo Bill creation.
Right. Despite being in a bad film, Donnie Hopper gave 110% to this film.
Yes! I loved that small detail cause if you're not paying attention you'd chalk it up to him being a snooty germaphobe.
“They disintegrated the twin towers.....It did wonders for the Taliban”
James Sunday Movies 2020
Yet somehow the video is monetized
@@mato4257. . .what?
fucking hell
Even in one of the Johnny Bravo episode there an poster on 9-11 at the movie theater
He said "the Two Towers", so it's even better.
Gotta love the seamless transition from “Mario and Sonic are Nazi sympathizers” to “please leave a like on this video”
* *Shows next weeks movie* *
Imhotep: NOOOOOO!!!
Me: YESSSSS!!!
Best part of this video!
That fucking part. There really is an audible pause, then he comes running in
What were they thinking
@@TheMijman They had to have done that on purpose, right?
@@li-limandragon9287 I'm not surprised. (-_-)
same. hahahaha
Detective Pikachu and Netflix Castlevania have nothing on this masterpiece adaptation.
Is Netflix castlevania considered bad?
deathboyinc he’s making a joke Castlevania is amazing
Detective Pikachu was still garbage tho :/
ZedK49 it’s not amazing but I definitely wouldn’t call it garbage. It’s a fine movie with a basic plot
Detective Pikachu is fine. It's a kid movie that is inoffensive to the eyes or ears. It's fine, not great or amazing but far from shit like a Trolls or Minions. It's a bare bones movie designed to distract children for an hour with a basic plot. At least it's better than the cartoon movies, and don't kid ypurself. Those cartoon movies are shit. The Mewtwo movie doesnt hold up without nostalgia, and the one where Ash dates a Pokemon is just...bad.
The only thing I remember about this movie, and they only part of it that actually made me laugh, was the line “Sir, the goombahs are dancing again.”
All them lizard dudes with small heads look EXACTLY like “the lizard” from the amazing spider man
Damn you're right.
Cosmonaut variety hour pointed that out in his review of the 2 Spiderman movies that came out a few yr ago...its a hilarious video if you've never seen it.
Hot damn...
Those were supposed to be Goomba.... Who aren't even lizards in-game lol they're mushrooms!
Cut to their TASM Caravan of Garbage where they say the Lizard looks like a Goomba
They made us watch this in film class... Let that sink in.
PLEASE share the context in which you were made to watch this in film class.
Please tell me it wasn't a films class, and the teacher thought this was good. Please for the love of god tell me they made you watch this to not recreate anything close to this. I even have a soft spot for this movie, nah man.
Let what sink in? That you watched a bad film to learn about what it did wrong and what not to do?
@@OptimusShr 100% Bad movies should be a requirement in film schools. Would get a lot less crappy student films.
@@qtip4747 It should be a requirement for everything. Movies, TV video games, etc. You need to learn what mistakes others have made and how to avoid them.
And these bad things can still do some things well and you can use those things in your own work.
Id recommend watching the What Happened episode on this movie. Apparently the cast signed on based on the original script, which was more game accurate and fantasy instead of scifi. However the studio wanted these directors, and the directors wanted a different movie. So when the cast showed up to film, it was a completely different movie.
Yeah cause the original script was written by the people who made the Flintstone movie with John Goodman and a lot of people say that’s pretty accurate to the original show with some minor mature content and some 90s cheese so technically a super Mario Brothers movie would’ve been more like the super Mario brothers TV show that was out around the similar time before or after
Ben’s editing in the last minute was amazing
I love how James and Mason keep calling the Twin Towers the Two Towers. Mount Doom is in Midtown, near Hoagie Stadium.
I love how that bit from the Mummy Returns still looks just as hilarious as the first time I saw it in the theater. I thought maybe over the years the ridiculousness of it became exaggerated in my mind, but nope. Exactly as I remember it.
That’s 2001 CGI for you
My favorite part of this movie is when Koopa uses the De-evolution gun on a human, which he knows will de-evolve humans into monkeys(apes), and is so surprised that it does, that he exclaims "Monkey!"
Also, as confounding as this movie is, I was entertained by it, and the Rifftrax is hilarious.
I think Rifftrax cut out the Twin Towers scene.
Funny thing is we're already apes, we're hominids
I was a kid on 9/11, and the first time I saw the footage, I fully thought it was a movie trailer. But the footage didn't cut, and I recognized too many of the on air anchors talking about it.
13:55 They did it! They fixed the movie! They set the movie to Wumbo!
Toad's de-evolution freaked me the heck out as a kid.
The de-evolution gun might be the only thing that scared me as a kid and still freaks me out. They turn that man into a monkey and everyone's like "whoa that's unexpected" but fucking imagine being turned into a monkey. That is horrifying.
Super Mario: Demolition Man
What's the deal with the 3 mushrooms?
Toad: He doesn’t know how to use the 3 mushrooms. Hahahahahahaha
“Italians Running Amuck” that could be a family film or a gangster flick... or a film about the Roman Empire?
I'd like to suggest 1997's "The Pest" starring John Leguizamo. It appeared Leguizamo set himself up to be the next Jim Carrey, but for whatever reason the movie flopped. That movie is ripe for so many memes, yet it never embedded into the cultural zeitgeist.
Interesting...
I have a soft spot for that movie
I love when Mario fights Koopa and he uses the mushroom to deflect the shot. Then when the dimensions merge you see Mario grow 10 feet tall, but 2 seconds later when he pops up in the real world he is normal size again. What the actual F*** was that? Did he start to grow because of the mushroom? Did the dimension shifting adjust his size up and down? No explanation whatsoever. Love this movie.
5:18
I can't believe that Endgame stole their villain from the Mario Movie
Ok, now I wanna see James and Mason cover "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" and listen to them fluster, trying to talk about Jessica Rabbit lol.
I’ve never really understood what supposedly makes her so hot. Like, if she were a real person with those same proportions it would be fucking grotesque
Logan Huntley same reason that people find the girl rabbit in Space Jam hot...it’s animated, so there’s no expectation of realistic physical traits
A cartoon woman with a pair of sparkling Zeppelin sized tits in what was supposed to be a family movie. Disney is the stupidest film studio on Earth. Indy film makers have more integrity.
I don't think James and Maso would be particularly flustered. They're not furries or weebs.
@@ThreadBomb True
7:55 My favorite part of this movie is my longtime friend Lewis as the street meat vendor (seen for 0.33 seconds)
the bit about the son and him not needing shoes that badly.... golden
Also, you missed that Luigi didn't have a mustache the entire movie
I can’t believe you missed out that their full names were “Mario Mario” and “Luigi Mario”
well that was cannon before hand in the super mario bros super show when mario and luigi were trying out for the brookyln plumber's baseball tournmat luigi said "and here is Luigi Mario stepping up to the plate" and in the episode where they dressed up as Elvis they read a letter saying "dear Mario Mario and Luigi Mario"
Sonic and Detective Pikachu: *Fall into a Randomly opened Portal, leading to an Unlit Apartment*
Shadowed Man in the Corner: Good Evening Gentlemen, I wait to talk to you about the Smash Brothers Initiative... Ya-Hoo!
Sonic: Who are you?
"Its a me-"
*then the screen goes black while an epic score plays*
“... in early 2020, James would even go so far as to decry the beloved Nintendo mascot, stating “he’s a freak”, and (rhetorically) demanding someone explain what Mario exactly was.”
He’s obviously a meta-human who has dwarfism with super strength, fists hard as steel, and the ability to jump like 15 fucking feet in the air from a standstill. And Luigi is exactly the same except slightly taller, and just a little bit worse.
@@logandh2 Luigi's powerset is identical except Mario maxed out charisma
Harold Ramis was initially supposed to direct this, it depresses me that we never got that...
If he had of we might’ve gotten movies for like every video game
@@Arcin00 Sonic was quite good though
I’m looking forward to the sequel, hoping it lives up
Honestly when Mario and Luigi had just defeated Bowser, it really tied the whole scene together when he said Maclunkey and then died
Wait did they really give them a real last name? I really still like Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. Pure gold.
The Streetfighter film is DEFINITELY better than this, then again so is being repeatedly smash in the plums with a house brick!
Expanding upon the miamoto quote, when retro were making metroid prime he asked what it would be like if Seamus had a bugs head. He was of course referring to the idea of being inside the visor and having different types of vision.
You can see it too? For 25 years I thought I was insane.
I love the audio and James and maso and all..
But GAWD DAYUM the editing in this video is fenonemal!
The guys are the funniest on RUclips. They never fail to crack me up.
Also, that clip at the end from the mummy always makes me chuckle.
I saw Super Mario Brothers in the theater when I was 13. Missed Mask of the Phantasm, but saw Super Mario Brothers. Believe me, you are not being too hard on it.
You must’ve been one of the only few to see it in your auditorium if I had to guess
It failed massively at the box office
Kinda sad they didn't watch Sonic X or Underground
Thought those where pretty good when I was a kid
Hydraxion Voltage Sonic X is good though
Underground was a fever dream
@@viscountrainbows6452 excellent description
@@Max_The_Flower They watch good things in Caravan Of Garbage as well.
@@viscountrainbows6452 Still loved it though, let's make sonic be a prince annd in a rock band XD and defeat a dragon with a drum... oh I'm remembering some strange things.
*_DO THE MARIO!!! SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE COME ON IT'S TIME TO GO DO THE MARIO!!!_*
Double Dragon for Caravan of Garbage PLEASE!!!!
Omg yes double dragon makes Mario Bros look good by comparison.
Watching this in preparation for the new Mario movie that came out this week. So glad they went animated this time around
I remember catching this on tv in the late 90s , I didn't know what it was as my tv didn't give that information away back then. I was quite proud at myself for realising that it was a super mario movie though. It was a strange experience and I quite enjoyed the weird world. The funny thing was I caught it again the following 2 years. I have never seen it from beginning to end.
The editing and jokes in this episode are both fucking FANTASTIC. When James said that Mario was a nazi I fucking lost it
Am I the only one that wants a direct sequel to THIS movie.
I fucking loved this movie when I was a little kid. Now as an adult, I force it on my friends as a drinking game every few years
"It's just Italian's running amok" That's how my parents meet
I saw this movie in the theater when I was 10 years old, and my strongest memory about seeing it was that I walked out of the theater with my parents and promptly vomited. To this day its the only film I've ever seen that caused me to throw up.
Counter point. Paper Mario series (especially Thousand Year Door and Super Paper Mario) and the handheld RPG series are solid inspirations for making a Mario film. It doesn't have to be a stock rescue film. Even though Illumination film next year does show some signs of being that. Bob Hopkins > Chris Pratt. Don't "At" me. 😝
I have spent a lot of time researching how this film got made and this film is the greatest tragedy of our age. The original script was apparently so good that it made the actors WANT to play the parts, but when the studios hired the director duo, they changed the script without telling anyone, so the actors get on set and find out that the entire story is changed. And then the studio got pissed when they finally did find out, so they kept demanding script changes throughout the entire production, so that the actors never knew from one day to the next what they were supposed to be doing.
The whole thing started with so much potential and it just ended up being a colossal waste of time of some of the most talented actors of its day. Such a shame.
Mario kills turtles FACT
He's basically their Hitler.
Forget the Foot Clan, The Shredder should've hired him. Would've solved all his problems.
Now that Sonic 3 is coming out please PLEASE do a caravan of garbage on 1 and 2
Man, I saw this when I was about 6 years old and thought it was the best but goodness gracious it sure isn't...
To be fair, some of the special-effects still hold up pretty well. And a few of the OG props went on to be used in other movies, like 'Face/Off'! (the "jump-boots")
I can't believe that you didn't mention that Bob Hoskins nearly died like forty times from injuries during filming! It's insanity!
The same number as me watching the film.
It's not Mario without a little danger
That’s sadder knowing he has since passed away :(
Mario Mario and Luigi Mario lol. I un-ironically love this flick. Saw it on the TV as a kid with no context and it freaked me out!
I don't think the "two plumbers travel through a portal" story is a bad idea. But did the world have to be a weird, slimy Blade Runner world? It should have been more vibrant and green - like the actual Mushroom Kingdom - and then the evil koopas from the lava region try to take over.
“It did wonders for the taliban” is the funniest shit
I also like when the host of the tv show is leading his interviewee and he asks him like you were in another dimension? and the interviewee is dumbfounded and just asks, yes?
It's the bit where everyone loses their shit over the bob-ombs
I still find that entertaining
Watching this after the animated movie cast has been announced is hilarious
No, Miyamoto has seen it, but there's a thing about Japanese culture where it's very not acceptable to directly bash someone you've worked with, so he's trying to say he didn't like it without saying he didn't like it. In essence, what he's really saying, "I thought it would have been a better movie if it didn't have Mario in it."
He’s not wrong
If it wasn’t related to Mario it would’ve just been a dumb corny film
When they showed footage of the witcher movie that was based on the books framed as if it was based on the games, that hurt
Yeah, even funnier knowing that it was the one, which came years before the first game was made.
Weird watching this the same week the new Super Mario movie opens.
To be honest the only time I saw this when I was a kid and I was so confused at the end
I remember seeing it's big cardboard cutout at Safeway when I was a kid. It was dark and creepy, but what sold me on it and made me want to pick it up was the case. It had one of those courderoy looking plastic covers that make things look kind of 3D. And the back had a picture of Dinohattan, but they had it laid out like a real life Mario map from the game. The marketing ppl really did wonders on it. But yeah...it was boring. I fell asleep after they warped in and woke up at the explosions near the end...twice.
I knew this movie was terrible when I was little.
I really need this today. Thanks to the bovvy boys and whichever editor did this one. Your work is appreciated.
It was this movie that made canon the fact that Mario's full name is "Mario Mario" (and still is).
It's silly but it makes sense.
Toosoo does it tough?
@@thewerewolff7248 It does. If you've ever met a pair of siblings (I'm one myself) people will usually refer to them as their name and then gender. X Brothers or X Sisters. So since they're called the "Mario Brothers," following that same naming convention, that means that their last name would be Mario.
Think of any famous pair of siblings for example.
The Jonas Brothers
The Lewis Sisters
The Baldwin Brothers.
Mario and Luigi being called The "Mario Brothers" would mean that "Mario" was their last name.
Ramona Ray that’s not what I meant. I mean it makes no sense that his parents who so uncreative at naming they just used his last name as his first name. Like talk about lazy.
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7:52 Best part of the video. Just that pause of him trying to explain this movie breaking him mentally lmaoo
I just love how insane this movie was
How insanely inaccurate and off the track it is
I understand when you adapt something, stuff gets changed.
But you don’t just veer so far off the story and alienate your fan base.
Out of respect for Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper, I appreciate the question of:
"Are we being too harsh on this?"
But make no mistake gentlemen, there is nothing more fitting to review on Caravan of Garbage than this fucking dumpster fire of a movie.
Hilarious video! Well done!!
That Twin towers joke was amazing
It’s kind of bizarre because the bombing happened a few months before this film came out
@@RYMAN1321 boom thanks I have no context what you are on about as I commented two years ago
@@glennb6020 This film came out in May 1993. A few months prior in February 1993 the Twin Towers were car bombed by Islamic terrorists
@@RYMAN1321 I’m not really bothered
I'm excited for this! I just relistened to an early episode of the podcast about video game movies and you guys were talking about this from memory.
I actually thought this movie was really cool when I was a kid. Everyone gives Christopher Nolan credit for (in cinema, at least) doing the first dark and gritty take on inherently-fantastical material, but it was actually the writers/producers of The Mario Movie who beat him by a full decade plus.
tim burton's batman says "hi"
Adam Black Don’t be ridiculous, movies can’t talk!!!
I would give anything to watch a Christopher Nolan Mario movie
For some reason my brain remembers the song Walk the dinosaur in this movie. I don't think I've seen it since I was a kid and watched at the drive-in but still that fact is stuck in my brain, not only that put sometimes I will find myself singing the damn song.
You guys are great.
I've been pretty depressed lately. I'm glad I can always count on Mr. Sunday Movies videos for a smile and a laugh.
My favorite part of the Super Mario Bros. movie was when it went off and I didn't have to watch it anymore.
I legit love the Mario movie. It's bizarre and weird and not at all what a sane person would do to make a Mario movie, but damn it's entertaining.
12:51 this clip has aged beautifully
When you think Super Mario Bros. movie you automatically think Nazi Germany and 9/11.
Saying this during the opening ad. I love this movie. Yes I know it is bad, but I still love it and am super mad at the cliff hanger that we never got a payoff to
This movie falls in the so bad it's good category.
Returning back to this video after watching the new super Mario brothers movie!
I genuinely enjoy putting on this movie from time to time. Not every year, but every couple years. It's not "good" I suppose, but it's bouncy and charismatic. At the end of the day, as bad films go, you can do a hell of a lot worse. This movie is just innately watchable, and sure a lot of that has to do with the car wreck factor, but the film does have its qualities. The set and prop design are legitimately cool. The practical effects are all really solid, and the digital effects have aged well enough. The score is also pretty memorable. Its largest failing is as an adaptation, but if you can get past that, and just think about it as 2 Weird Plumbers From Brooklyn: The Movie, it has a cheesy charm.
While it’s a very strange adaptation, I do think the weird dystopian setting is kind of interesting, though it’s definitely out of place for Mario.
Meanwhile, all Sonic had to do was change the look of the main character to get an audience!
Even then I won't be watching for Sonic 2020 for quality entertainment, I just wanna see freakshow.
Im a member of the camp that thinks they intentionally released the trailer with the poor design, so they could then magically "fix it"
In doing so people will focus on how much better it looks, and not a poor story.
I saw this movie on cable when I was a kid and I liked it. Still holds a special place in my heart.
Awe c'mon, this movie has a certain charm.
To be fair....I was like 8 when this movie came out, and my idiot child brain didn't register how bad it was, and I just loved it....
This movie was absolutely terrible. I was around the same age when I was dragged along to see it due to it being a "kids' movie". All I wanted to do was leave the cinema!
@@mikespearwood3914 Jesus...to live such a joyless existence as yours.... starting at such a young age....a damn shame.
@@petercarioscia9189 That's ridiculous! Just because I stated what an absolute crap movie this is?!
@@mikespearwood3914 no, of course the movie is atrocious....moreso imagining 8 year old you being so miserable at the theaters, presumably with your parents, wanting to get the hell out of a movie that should be entirely enjoyable to an 8-10 year old.
Miserable existence. At least enjoy the time with your family!
@@petercarioscia9189 What can I say, a shit, unenjoyable movie is a shit unenjoyable movie. What this movie had to do with the famous video game it was base on, I had no idea!
Oh gawd. I love this film. It's one of those so bad it's good films but like a step up because the production was actually really well done and they casted some good talent. It's one of the weirdest yet authentic adaptations I've ever seen. It's unintentionally hilarious.
Like that opening animation narrated by Dan Castanella (Homer Simpson) just cracks me up every time setting up the premise with the most stereotypical Brooklyn accent but as a question only to never be heard again like it was a last minute post production decision. Then theres a moment when one of the dinosaurs look to another right before the meteor strikes and says in a brooklyn accent, "Dis is da life." Some of the lines and situations are so dumb they're great. Like how the Mario Bros get called to a job but "The Scapelli's beat em to it again! A 'nother lawst jaaawb!". Like someone called multiple plumbing companies at the same time to see which one would get there first? I like how in Dinosaur Manhatten Plumbing is illegal and the cops look at their belt and angrily exclaim, "PLUMBERS!"
Man, this film is a gold mine of ridiculousness. I love it with every fiber of my being.
Who's here in the first minute.....
Wait, how has someone commented from 10hrs ago
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@@winterbreezesrule9583 ah true
Mario Bros. and Street Fighter are "bad" movies, and bad adaptations. But they have a charm and a love put into them that make them this wild experience you can't help but enjoy watching.
After the research and acknowledging the the reason for it's flaws, I still love Super Mario Bros. With all my heart. It made me who I am.
I love it too, unapologetically.
I rented this movie on VHS as a kid and honestly thought I got the wrong thing for almost the entire movie.
Can’t believe you missed king koopa saying “Maclunkey” right before his death.
Super Mario Bros. The Movie is one of the greatest achievements in cinematic history