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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
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He looks like he sells cigerette in the 50s
I could swear that I have seen his face in an old tobacco ad talking about its health benefits.
@@DuskyPredator agreed!
“I can cheat on my wife and have a healthy dose of nicotine while I’m at it”
HAHAHAHAHAHA
YES!! I was thinking that the whole time!
Love him or hate him Jordies is raising the bar for the level of journalism in this country
Which is saying a lot considering he acts like the King of the Mingers, but out classes most mainstream media on actual research.
I think the only way to do that would be to arrest the bilderberg group
@@russellcharlton7814 Sometimes his almost filthy frank level skits, other times he does more research into things then all the mainstream media. What a legend.
timothy jones your right you can’t understand.... maybe don’t watch, if I don’t like something, I don’t waste my time get it?
@@timothybellette2569 He literally tells you what he's talking about, you either have a learning disability or deliberately ignore him.
Pick one.
"I've never heard of him..................but I have to say I've come across him" lol
Haha I noticed that too. "I've never heard of him, but I've watched some of his videos."
In his mind, "heard of" must equal "met".
@@lamontmcleod2 Words are hard, yeah?
@@LokiMelb Are you struggling to understand them?
He probably just saw a few bits and pieces that got reposted. It's not that funny
When I think of all the men I have come across in my life, I must think of all the men who have come upon me. 😂
After re-watching this it's honestly crazy that Marcus became mates with him because this was some real abuse
Hahaha yeah. I think it's got something to do with prawn has a conscience. And when he was shown how bad the liberals are he switched sides so to speak. That's why he got canned
Jesus jordie...... they just hand it to you. Its no fun when they just lay on the ground and ask to be kicked.
Jordie will tear them a new one every time, especially when the dumb arses beg for it.
Yes it is
See that is where your point falls flat because that is objectively fun
Nice
@@timothybellette2569 Okay boomer
Marcus Paul looks like a CG realistic version of a Thunderbird character.
He looks straight out of la noire
Hahaha nah boys he's the Marlboro Man.
Nah fellas, he looks like Patrick Fischler as Smoothie from Happy.
Bruh he’s Robbie Rotten from Crazy Town, no joke have a google
@@dronez9047 Crazy Town? My Butterfly, My Sugar, Baby?
"I'm of two minds here... He's a lefty and I hate that, but he's also racist and I love that!"
Friendlyjordies Nazbol confirmed
@@timothybellette2569 "is the most unscientic thing ever uttered!"
You can't even spell science, let alone understand it.
timothy jones Hey bud. I’ve got a degree in (micro)biology, and I’d just like to set your fears at rest by letting you know that biologists know all about the various distinctions between male and female biology and anatomy, and that no one is denying that there are easily identifiable distinctions biologically between the male and female sex. What is happening here is that you are confusing sex and gender. Maybe you even think that these words have exactly the same meaning and use them interchangeably as many people do. It’s not particularly important. The point is that they don’t, at least when used in an academic (read: correct) context. “Sex” refers to all that biological distinction that you’re rabbiting on about as if you’re incredibly insightful for having worked out that the female sex don’t usually have a dick swinging around down there. Gender refers to the various societal constructs built around sex, for example, associations with colour, clothing, and acceptable behavioural norms, that are not bound to the sex at all, and identifiably subject to both cultural and historical evolution and change. For instance, you might assume that clothing such as a skirt is inherently feminine due to your gendered, not biological, understanding of what it is to be female. However, if you are for instance, Scottish, it’s not abnormal at all for a man to wear a skirt traditionally. Do you understand the difference? One is objective and distinct, the other is malleable and largely produced by culture. No one is denying science, people are just beginning to accept that our dichotomised understanding of gender (again, not sex) norms which traditionally expect men to “act like men” and women the same is flawed and that people of either sex may identify more with either of the two genders, or even a non-binary expression of it. Hope that has cleared some things up for you, you seem to be very confused.
He is just a piece of Shit, he should change his title
@@timothybellette2569 No.
To quote Paul Keating: “this is a salmon that actually jumps on the hook for ya”.
Love Keating quotes, "he's all tip, no iceberg "
or it's a prawn that jumps on the hook for ya
He stuttered because he didn't have the confidence to say 'Koalafications' and bailed out at the last second.
This
So good that 3 months on, Jordie and his prawn dad are fairly regularly on each others shows and both share some common goals of fighting against the Murdoch press, and that Marcus stood up for Jordan and is now riding off his content and spreading some of Friendlyjordies findings to a new demographic over talkback radio
“Marcus, you ready to have your ego really shattered?”
“You’re so irrelevant that the only reason I’m talking about you is to advertise that I’m going to be responding to John Barrelaro’s assertions on Friday. You prawn that is a pawn.”
Rip Marcus Paul
JurassicPeriod-2020
Thanks Michael, I don't know how I would have progressed through my day without that recap from you. You are a true hero and in no way a pathetic titslap!
@@timothybellette2569 transgender has nothing to do with you unless it makes you feel something then you should just embrace it and wear those heels.
Northern Beaches Guy
Go make fun of the liberal party you spoon
We’re on the same side
"Hello, 000? Yes I'd like to report a murder thanks."
@@timothybellette2569 Stop spamming the comment section with the same shite
Why does he look like he's been ripped straight out of a pre-war advertisement for lotion
I swear I have seen him modelling for just for men hair dye
Bryll cream 😂
Sirs for Men????
“Maybe he’s eyeing off The Project.”
Lort, I lold
Luke Thompson classic boomers.
That ”i have a degree in international politics" line is on par with the "I am the manager" comeback.
I’d say RUclips is more mainstream than tv nowadays
And Twitter is more mainstream than actual print news, judging by how often they quote random twitter posts to form an article these days.
I would love to see some stats on this tbh
When people like Will Smith start working on RUclips and say to Casey Niestat that RUclips is now the end game...... it’s pretty clear that free to air is running out of legs and RUclips (or another video platform in the future) is where it’s all going to happen very soon.
Especially now that pretty much every tv these days is a smart tv. Even if you watch things on a TV, you're almost certainly not going to be watching commercial networks.
I'd be surprised if even 50% of Millennials and under watch tv regularly.
It most definitely is.
"I've never heard of this bloke, but I have come across a bit of his work"... so you have heard of him...
Jordies is basically Captain Jack Sparrow at this point
To quote the Simpsons “stop! Stop! He’s already dead!! 😭 “ Lol
I just posted exactly that without even reading this comment! :p
gregthehitman12 all good brother lol it applies more then double lol
Hahah, I spat my tea all over my keyboard...
This was the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Classic boomer tactic. Boomer: "go to uni, get a qualification, you gotta have a go, to get a go", also boomer: "what qualifies you to comment?" 🤔
Yeah or:
"What qualifies you to speak on this topic?"
"Oh so you're a university-student ivory-tower inner city leftie green communist, wait until you enter the *real world*"
Rhys Cooper nailed it.
Best tactic I’ve found when faced with the first question, is ask “what qualification would I have to have for you to take me seriously?”
They usually deflect because they’re scared they might outline a qualification that you actually have. They don’t like their feet being held to the fire on that one.
"Disagree with me? Racist!"
It's the common insult flung around by these actual bots.
Then in the next sentence they talk about how based they are and how bad political correctness is.
timothy jones Tim fuck off out of here and get yourself some friends to hang out with! I see you continuously in this comment section sprouting shit know one is interested in.
And just a little bit more advice if you can’t find a friend have a crack at a blow up doll it won’t argue with you and it will listen to your bullshit all day, you might even get a bit ,fancy Timothy getting a bit.
'Almost a public figure'
Comic Sans, 2020
This has been a stronger story arc than Prince Zuko
And now he has been silenced for being on Jordies side
I bet the _one_ guy who liked that post is Gary Orsum.
Its probs himself
Gary is streets ahead of Marcus.
Flog that dead horse
@@timothybellette2569 Your dead horse you idiot.
Ahahaha
Jordies is on RUclips in 2020 while Marcus is on cigarette packets in 1950
Marcus Paul looks like Jon Hamm if he was born with fetal alcohol syndrome
💀💀💀💀💀💀
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAH
Crine!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH MY SIDES
Hahahaha
What an unlikely start to such a bromance
It’s gotten to the point that I know more about Aussie politics than my own country cause it’s just so goddamn entertaining
Haha where are you from?
New Zealand 🤙
@@pestypiri7802 swap ya
We tend to satirise our pollies, not shoot them as in other countries.
Same... Politics in the UK is just too damn depressing, so laughing at Aussie politics is like a nice holiday
The one time I met John Barilaro in a small town called Delegate: He shook my hand at the cafe while I was cooked off my camp chair and I thought he was legitimately Shannon Noll. I said I loved his work on Shine and felt bad about how Australian Idol went down, but screw Guy Sebastian anyway.
Great times.
so good! rofl
This friendly Jordan’s bloke sure isn’t very friendly
@@timothybellette2569 I can see how that's extremely relevant to the current discussion. Wait nevermind.
@@timothybellette2569 only people replying are those who tell you off or ask what the hell your point is. no one cares mate.
We can only talk about important things? But importance is subjective.
timothy jones triggered
Jimmies resigned
It’s hilarious to hear someone traditional media with a tiny audience bagging out someone in new media with a huge audience. Doesn’t the fool know his industry is dead
Loved the part when he said "he's big on youtube, probably means he hasn't made it to television yet".
Totally out of touch with the direction the world is taking.
"They do their skits... With their sound effects... And their jokes..."
Wow this guy just set a new boomer bar low
pfft jokes
jokes aren't funny
With their bippin and their boppin and their hippin and their hoppin
Even good old boomer elite Ray Hadley likes to use skits and sound effects. It takes boomer to a whole new level.
How things have changed... #TigerPrawn
Waleed would be scared to have you on the project, even as a guest.
"a degree in international politics," spoken like a tau player
"How can they ignore the Greater Good?"
yeah I know right, if ever there was a B ark candidate
HHGTG
The way he responded to "WhAt aRE YouRe Qualifications" was brilliant. No one can bash him for not having any professional opinions anymore.
Greatest redemption arc ever,
rip Marcus Paul, i never knew him but i watched him die.
I am of the mind, to send back my 2SM Fantastic Plastic card that I have cherished since 1980.
Maybe, I threw it away 39 years ago.
Now we have 'friendlyprawnies".. how far we've come!
Always good to laugh on a Monday Morning, thanks mate.
But lad, its still sundee.
@@Slyslug Mate, Monday
@@Slyslug hahahaha
@@Slyslug Amazing how people still don't understand time zones. ha ha
Just here to re-watch king prawn redemption arc
"And he's a lefty"
*Triggered*
This has been the greatest story arc of 2020
Dear god Sammy J and Randy performing in front of kids may be the most entertaining thing I can imagine today
It would be great to see their reaction to hearing "I have a thyroid problem, you c*nt!" coming out of a purple puppet lol
@@thomasdendtler4077 I would pay money
Prawny now had 9588 likes on Facebook ... Ironically because of FriendlyJordies ...
Who would have thought an odd couple would start like this.
Gotta love the classic move of "I'm NoT a FaN oF tHiS fRiEnDlYjOrDiEs BlOkE bUt" so that you can refrain from ostracising yourself from your peers and delude yourself into thinking you still have a chance to move up the media landscape while still getting to mention him in a story, which I know is almost a forbidden topic of discussion for anyone within the mainstream media
Please interview Barilaro, Jordies
I love your name 😂🤣
"I couldn't finish it because I defunded the TAFEs" LOL
I'm 62 I love the show. Your views are always entertaining and much appreciated. Main Stream media is completely untrustworthy.
And I',m 64 and I find Jordy funny, informed and irreverent and I do not trust the 70% Murchoch controlled Aus. media.
I'm 153 and I love friendlyjordies. His videos have replaced the Bible for me
@@drifter402 Loved Shauna Allen's response better but because your a verified 153 and new convert, at your ripe age, from Bible to sensibility, you get my precious like. BTW, you warm enough, old timer? can I get you a blanket? 😉
He looks like Joaquin Phoenix if he grew up in country Queensland
joaquin phoenix from Dysart
@@TSlREYA fuck that made me laugh
I love how he almost accidentally said "What are you koala-fications..." He has been infected by your humour already.
"Maybe he's eyeing off The Project" lmfao
How can you not finish a cert IV, it’s literally the beginners level.
Cert I - III's are the literal beginner levels, aren't they?
@@BillyBowlster same bro
@@LB.99 they are so low though if you finished high school you have completed the equivalent/higher.
@@cocoidiea8643 true!
BillyBowlster Yeah but did you passed them? that’s what i’m getting at with this guy.
That degree of international politics is like a trap card from Yugioh.
He looks like he belongs in the 60s, I literally thought his pic was a Frank Sinatra album cover
HAHAHAHA! I though John Ham had really let himself go.
Now here's the thing i love about channels like this. They can't control what you say and they bloody hate it. But the thing they hate the most is, the clear volume of people that obviously watch and get to think for themselves.
That was brutal. Almost feel sorry for this human prawn hybrid/radio host
Marcus looks like that Goosebumps doll off that book cover - kind of scared me as a child but mostly forgotten
Wew, they've classed you as a "sensation". Let's get hyped, fellas.
"His brain divided into as many options as there are possible." Golden.
Man this episode of Content Cop Jordies was great
I'm going to share this 58 hundred thousand times.
I love the fact that Marcus watched this and then took everything on board and changed his tune.
Jordies, the lovechild of Rob Lowe and Norm Chomsky
@@Tom-it6gi nah man, that's the guy from Cheers 🤣
Norm Chomsky is actually pretty accurate for FJ
Love a bit of norm
Man, this video is gold even for friendlyjordies. Absolutely hilarious.
He hasn’t made it on mainstream television? Why would he want to slum it?
Mainstream for the brain dead case in point Marcus on 2sm😂😂
Had to come back and rewatch these 😁
Where’s Dave’s Dinnerz?
It’s been 3 months
I think we may of lost him to covid sad times mate
He's clearly gone from food to radio
South Melbourne Market Dim Sims. A rounded meal you can eat while driving.
I miss Daves dinnerz
I love coming back to this video, seeing the growth of the king prawn himself. This is the character arc of the millennium. #marcuspaulinthemorning
"Shared a couple of hundred (thousand)...a few thousand...58 times" 🤣😂
Great vid Jordy! I know you’re having a wicked time helping these “celebrities” find their own arses, but I’d really like to see a monologue from yourself on how or if large mining businesses and the like are pushing government wether it be labour/liberal on a state or federal level (I say labour because I live in a labour run state where mining is the core economic stimulation) to allow them to get rid of permanent full time employees and slowly saturate our workforce with full time casuals they have little to no responsibility for. It’s growing in my industry over the last couple of years and I’d like you to help me understand how we can stop it as a nation. I’m pro union, but like you’ve alluded to in previous vids unions are weakening and have been weak in WA and need our support.
Who would have thought that Marcus Paul taking this shot at Jordies actually benefited Marcus rather than ruined him? Not to mention the fact that an olive branch was extended and now they have found common ground.
It's actually a really uplifting little story
They went from enemies to allies
Jordy isn't as lefty as that unknown radio host thinks he is.
Protecting the environment isn't really a sided issue either.
Why is his face orange but the skin around his hairline’s beige?
Has he been rimming an oompah loompa or something?
Maybe he's trying to impersonate Trump?
Holy shit! Brilliant!
Orange lives should splatter
Orange rouge
It's the Brylcreem of the 21st century
Tucker Carlson on Fox News is getting more orange by the day as well.
Fun little tip for Marcus, that "this post has been removed" meme wasn't political, it's just a pun. A very fun pun, that of course went viral, and as expected, is now being used utterly incorrectly by boomers.
Why'd you have to go call him Prawny 😥 you are tainting my name.
To be fair, you are a noble and Knighted Prawn....He is just a peasant District 9 prawn
@@gruffintonmuffin1239 Hahaha!
He doesn't even have a Certificate IV in Tupperware-Containership
He's Prawn'd himself on this one. Self-Prawn.
His press photo looks like it was an advert shot for a cigarettes or collared shirt advert in 1963
The thing is Marcus will never hear this reply because ignorance is a real thing.
Spam the video on his Facebook
He actually has. Watch jordies most recent video, Prawny is a legend
can't help but picture Barilaro sitting in a TAFE classroom completely lost and confused.
"Auditioning for a gig on the ABC, maybe a spot on the project" piiiiiiissssssing myself laughing!!
this one hurts to watch after his redemption 😂
“He’d fit right in with the Prioject” lolololol
Marcus Paul looks like he's been rendered in the Unreal 4 Engine, I've never seen a face that looked like it was assembled by an algorithm.
Since he evolved into the king prawn he's nearly gained nearly 4 times the likes. Good on ya prawny.
Jordies is pretty centre with his ideas to make Australia a better place
Stop insulting your father shanks
he just looks like some off the old thunder birds from the mid 60's when they were puppets
I love how at the end he admits that he is doing the thing that he doesn’t want others to do
"Jordan, what are your koala- I mean- qualifications?"
- Marcus Paul 2020
FYI he still has the reviews section up on his Facebook... go get em kids!
As a one quarter Italian, I find your John Barrel man impression to be quite Yilmazist.
What a transformation
"Is it offensive to make satirical comments about our leaders"
*Me checking what ideology underpins authoritarian regimes*
Yep this one checks out chief
Hey I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but King Prawn had one of the best comebacks of all time!!
He was a the drive announcer on Canberra’s 2CC a few years ago. And then the breakfast host ... in which he was very quickly replaced with Tim “wait there’s more” Shaw.
Incorrect... Never did breakfast on 2CC but thx for playing.
Now look at king prawn and jordies, father and son back together at last, it’s a beautiful thing!❤️
This is an outstanding piece of work, Jordan. However, I now have to live with the knowledge of who Marcus Paul is.
I love coming back to this
An interview with friendlyjordies and Marcus Paul would make 2020 bearable! Please make it happen!
I'd say Jordan has all of the Koalafications he needs. 🐨🔥 To hell with KoalaKiller.
Thank you Jordies for being an Australian politics youtuber. I wanted to learn politics and couldn't find much on Australian politics, or understand it as well as America. So thank you for what you do and I think you're great! :)