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That "fuck" was so realistic
I wouldn’t say it out loud, I would definitely say it in my head though
Wasnt even stretched out or anything like a dramatic "ffffffuhck..."
Just a quick "fuck."
The difference, the man accepted his fate until given the opportunity to change it
E
@aaa bro? 💀
"prove it"
**leans in for a kiss**
@@anjankanwar7747 nutty
Relatable
@@anjankanwar7747 tbf if the options are give Gluck Gluck or be drafted I think a lot of people would do option 1
@@snule349 good, lemme recruit
@@snule349 I wonder why military recruiter is suddenly such a popular career choice…
Plot twist: he wasn’t even a recruiter
YO BEST PLOT TWIST EVER 💀
OH HELLL NAHH
certainly one of the plot twists
“Prove it”
💀
“Are you gay?”
“Yes”
“Bro isn’t that your wife?”
It's happened before. Heard of quite a few dudes that had an entire family, 3+ kids and just so happened to still be hanging out a lot with the dude from high school during the entire relationship.
'Feminist'.. we may be splitting hairs on the wife part
Then they are bi?
"She's my beard, yes. Why?"
*whisper* "Bro don't blow my fucking cover"
"Alright, but I'm not a bottom. On your knees, sir"
Ong. I may be Bi. But I'm a top in every situation.
HAHAHA
@@thenexus7343 prove it
😂 bruh
@@thenexus7343 what is a top? im a visual learner btw
Bro just acted like the Navy doesn't exist 💀
What do u mean
@@phito7051 seamen
@@phito7051 “gay” that is the only clue you’re getting.
Fr
@@ItsJustTeddington so your saying everyone in the navy is gay?
"Is your husband around?"
"Yes"
Husband: "What's up?"
"Are you gay?"
"Yes"
That's funny, I don't care what anybody says 😂
I didn't even think of that lmao
It’s not…
@@ApolloTSG You didn't get it 😂😂
So the woman has to swallow her pride, while the man has to swallow...
Something absolutely massive . . .
@@Old_Duo press x to doubt
Another man. And several other proto-people.
"Are you gay?"
"Yes."
"Prove it."
"Aight bet." (Pulls out search history)
"now if youre really gay, say futa isnt gay"
"Not good enough, follow me to the bedroom"
“Sir those are children!”
I really don't have to prove it I'll just have to show peeps my onlyfans
@@username172😁
Recruiter to husband: One way or another, you're gonna be polishing a rifle.
Funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
nawww man 💀📸📸📸
This joke needs more likes
Bang one dude or fight in a fucking war? I know which one I'm picking.
Honestly, a few minutes of uncomfort is better than years of fear and trauma.
Yeah no hesitation 😅
I chose both and joined the Navy. Now my PTSD is gay.
@@300zxsailor Damn that's dedication
made ur comment 69 ur welcome
@@300zxsailor the great ptsd. When your depression and trauma decide to come out the closet and start dating. Then, after a few months, commit to a very abusive relationship with each other that you get stuck in the middle of.
“Prove It”
“Pulls Out The Groupchat Messages”
*vigorously makes out with the recruiter*
AYO 😳
@@Computment I mean I do it
@@gavinhengels867 i do it every day
Definitely did
@@mincat1412 I do it every hour
Equal rights = equal fights.
Equal rights = Equal lefts.
I'm not sure I want to fight side by side with a woman
This aged like a fine wine
After two weeks? Dafuq you mean?
@@nesmun 90% of the content on this site is over 3 years old though. 8 months fly by.
“Yes”
“…Prove it”
Bro 💀
This man’s plot twists I can never predict 😂
Why would I date a feminist
Plot twist he was the guy who says that 20 bucks is twenty bucks
*takes his pants off
*music start playing*
“I don’t need no man.” … “Also is your husband around?” 😂
E
Just because they have financial independence doesn't mean they don't need emotional support
@Im_Arceus but they said they didn't need a man that also implies emotional support.
@@Im_Arceus How is that a contradiction to his statement?
@@Im_Arceus🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fastest way to properly answer the question: “Come here big boy and I’ll show ya” 😂😂😂
That last "prove it" though 😂
The difference between Robert and the Feminist is that Robert didn't back down 🤭
327 likes and 0 replies? With this funny of a comment? Let me fix that.
He definitely proved it.
@@TheDuelingRavenhey at least you said something of SOME kind of substance.
🤭 is how he looked when he was done
He didn't back down he kneeled down 😩
“Female comedian? That’s an oxymoron isnt it” is demonic lmaoo
😂😂😂
When facts are demonic😆
Amy Schumer
😊yes😊
it only hits that deep cause of the amount of truth in it.
men need a sense of humour or we'd all kill each other.
“Prove it” had me DYING 💀💀💀
"Are you gay?"
"Yes"
"Prove it"
"Bro, im married to a feminist"
"Okay, that's pretty gay"
Oh that's a good one 😂
"Are you gay"
"No"
"Prove it" 💀
don't threaten me with a good time /s
He said yes.
@@-Content that's the point
@@pul53gh Ayooooo😂🤨
Starts doing his wife
I can’t believe it, every single god damn short is so good
He don't miss
@@thekansasranger9476 fr
It is really shocking isn't it
I was the 1,000th like
Grah
"We don't allow gay people in the military"
Navy has entered the chat.
You don't join the navy gay, it makes you gay.
USMC - Department of the Navy
Wasn't there a job where people baited gay people in the navy to have sex with them, to prove that they are gay? And then a lot of people volunteered forvthat job
Ah yes the seamen
@Gray Just Gray hey, that's what I commented
"Are you gay"
"Yes"
"Prove it"
*Gladly*
As a famous man once said: “ gender equality until it’s time to shovel the snow”
"Prove it."
**Begins to kiss his wife**
"What are you doing?"
"You said to prove it! My wife is a male!"
"Your wife is a male? Prove it."
Prove it. 🗿
surgery papers
@@ericolens3 bro we were trying to make jokes
@@microwaveddoorknob8211 and he played along
Feminist: Thank god I didn't get drafted!
Nuke going off in the middle of a city: I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU HIDE.
my wheezing made my neighbor wheeze
😂😂
The radiation is rated E for Everyone
killing civilians is a war crime
-me, 🤓
@@isfrenchjei now that is comedy
“Prove it”
“Get it out then Daddy” *drops to knees*
The violin when he said prove it at the end killed me lol
Recruiter knew what he was doing with the 'prove you're gay' one
Hear me out
Closet gay recruiters would be getting a lot of action. Listen, if you bend over and…. It proves you are gay….,
You're* ngl i would rather join the military than even act gay
@@kento_suijin thx for pointing out the typo
@@Acoustic_Screecher I'm impressed that you actually fixed it, most people would shit talk on me for trying to help them
“Women aren’t funny”
“Oh so you’re not a comedian then, you’re drafted come with me.”
Touché
Why are you everywhere
Lol
This
Comment
Bro finna do that Gawk Gawk 3000
I ain’t gay but draft evasion is draft evasion
“There are no feminists in a house fire”. - Bill Burr
There's no one in a house fire, just remains
I was in the military for 12 years. You do know lots of women join the military, right? They also fight to be in combat positions... Not to mention women fire fighters. Americans are odd...
There are a lot of women in the military but they aren't required to sign up for the draft to vote
@@danielduwaldt The point of the quote, in context, is feminists say that men and women should be treated equally, but the moment they’re in a situation in which being female could help them, like a house fire (“women and children first”), they instantly forget those beliefs and take their privilege.
The quote isn’t about all women or even about women that want equality, it’s about how hypocritical feminists can be.
edit: grammar
@@danielduwaldt I'll treat them seriously once the physical requirement aren't lowered for woman, either you're fit to be a soldier/firefighter or you're not, the ennemy soldiers or fire isn't going to easy on you because you're a woman.
"I'm attracted to other men, sorry. You're just not my type."
you're my type
when u gay and not your own type
*Gets drafted and now is in front lines*
“Great work soldier” 😂
Prove it
"then im going to assume..." (like he did to the feminist)
“Prove it.”
“Come here big boy.”
We definitely need a part 2 😂
These drafting requirements are getting harsher everyday.
Edit:
Oh shit, I'm famous Dad.
Realistic* is what you meant yo say
I think you mean realistic because when this is what women wanted they wanted equality and equality means they get drafted just the same
"These requirements are getting worse all the time!"
Fr
@@beyond-the-soul8651 next will be child equality and children will be drafted
That lip twitch when he said "female comedian" was perfect.
She knew where it was going and was powerless to stop it.
bro could legit be an actor
“If your gay the military won’t draft you”
Navy: heyyyy boyyyys
Why navy? Because there’s nothing but Seamen?
@@DRez-Productions can’t tell if your joking
@@DRez-Productions holy shit that was clever, props to you
@@SamDaGOAT09 r/woooooosh?
Wiping that poop deck clean as a whistle. On and off the clock
Me: "Yes."
Soldier: "Prove it."
Me: "Pull down your pants. I ain't goin to Russia."
They already do this in Turkey, you've got to be the sub because if you're getting your sucked you're not gay, it only counts if you're sucking it. Basically their government has probably got the biggest stash of gay porn if anyone wants that.
FR lmao same
LMAO
Givers aren't gay. Takers are
😂
the "prove it" at the end killed me!!!
I cracked the moment the music repeats when he said "prove it" to the guy😂😂😂
Women should absolutely be drafted. Gender equality.
Yessir
Equal rights equal fights
Naw it’s man job not a womens
Edit:man the comments hate me now
I remember they tried an all woman regiment but the women were inefficient or ineffective in combat and women soldiers getting captured sounds like a no go.
@@theman3190 you ain't The man, you The woman
*starts making out with the recruiter*
"The fuck are you doing?"
"YOU SAID TO PROVE IT"
"who said i was a male."
Who said it mattered. They're hunting feminists, not lesbians
The music restarting after the last “prove it” got me
“Explain it” same vibe with the jamaican guy 😂
*_"I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it..."_*
*looks down at his "little one"*
@@arktheballwhat😂
i do
“Prove i-“
“Say less”
*proceeds to unsheathe Excalibur*
And they had a duel of their lifetime.
@@benjimin8456 through cuts and bruises they then became best "bros"
She'd break her arms before she could be able to hold it stabilised 😂
Ohhl3 heall nah
The recruiter be lookin for some action 🤔😂😏
THE GLANCE AT HIS CROTCH! HOLY FUCK TAHTS GREAT
Women: Never had to worry about this a day in their life
Men: "Fuck."
Feminists: “We want gender equality!”
Military: “Alright, get your ass over here and wear this uniform”
Feminists: “Oops! 😊 Sorry, didn’t mean that today.”
Yep and yet they vote for the wars same as men it’s why I think you have to be signed up for selective service to vote period
You know what the enemy would do if they catch a booba from the enemy lines
*guy in wheelchair with no legs pulls up
“Im disabled”
“Ok sir but your gonna have to prove it”
Easy fix jump out the wheelchair
Lol you deserve a STANDING ovation for this joke
I can't stand these types of jokes.
And neither can he
"I'm your dirty little vegetable"
"Sure thing, my certificate is on the wall over there" * points to "Live, Laugh, Love" poster *
The cutoff with the music starting back up😭
“Female comedian? That’s an oxymoron isnt it” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Women should get drafted so long as men do.
If you want equality you should get it.
They tried. Look it up. It was conservative men who freaked out and didn't let them.
@@Perceptionreflection I never said they didn't; I was in the army and personally witnessed female soldiers who were some of the best I had ever seen, and especially considering that the fitness test is now unisex with events that are more representative of practical combat fitness there's no real practical difference between a male, or female soldier provided they meet the standards required.
The key to success for a nation is to ensure that for any role be it military, politics, or any other to be occupied by the people with the greatest capability, drive, and talents regardless of what demographic they happen to be.
NOW is the largest feminist organization in the United States and has been consistently fighting for including women in the draft for the better part of a century. They've spent countless hours and a significant sum of money trying to make this happen.
The exclusion of women from the draft is rooted in patriarchy, as including them in the draft would have meant admitting they are qualified to serve various roles in the military.
Historically speaking these roles were considered decent career options and paths to both social capital and financial independence. At the time, men did not want women to have either of these things, and as a result excluded them from the draft.
I personally am split on the issue for a few reasons:
1) The draft should really just be repealed for everyone at this stage. In the US at least, it is a silly moot concept.
People like to make a big deal about it, but the truth is that in the 250 year history of the United States, the chance of a man being drafted has been 0% for all but like 8 years. Even then the chance was usually under 1% (during 3 years in WWII it went up significantly, but the chance of being drafted, seeing combat, and dying/being injured in combat was still under 1%).
Now with the advent of nuclear weapons this is no longer a realistic consideration. It mainly just functions as a talking point for political pundits.
2) I would want to see significant analysis and by potential reform of the military itself before advocating for en masse female inclusion.
In other words, if the realistic intention is to draft women & men at relatively equal numbers then you'd better take proactive steps right now to ensure that women are treated fairly and equally once they are drafted.
There better be adequate facilities to accommodate them, they better be fully represent in the leadership structure, and they must have the necessary institutional protections to prevent discrimination.
The worst thing would be to set up a legal framework to force women into an institution that oppresses them. This is essentially what happened to African American men initially.
@@yessum15 read my other comment on this post.
@@wonderflounium I read it before posting. Not disagreeing with you, just adding to your comment. Although I do think your OP is phrased in a misleading way.
as one wise man said "Equality, until it's time to shovel the snow".
And she does.
@@annalisasteinnes but she actually doesnt. The vast majority of damgerous, dirty, and more strength related jobs are filled by men.
@@roboteen I was really just referring to shoveling snow outside your own house. Not paid labor. And thanks to all the people who do those jobs you mentioned, whatever body parts they have.
My dad says that's what he had kids for
@@annalisasteinnes
I think he is talking about war trenches
The music starting again after “prove it” was it for me😂
Leans in " Does that...bother you?"
Comedy gold😂
He should have said "I married a feminist" while pointing at his wife, to prove he is gay.
Hahaha would actually be great. A total soy
You win the internet today
Actually tho
I love how men who hate feminists are so upfront about the fact that they don’t just mean women who HATE/are sexist to them or want men to be nonexistent but they actually hate women who don’t just want to serve men and let YOU have all the power. Lol. Clowns.
"hey are you a Feminist?"
"Yes, why?"
"Cool you're drafted now"
"Fuck."
Edit: cheese
Actually a bill that made women eligible to get drafted was very close to passing in congress
@@zsomborszigeti6797and yet for some reason it didn’t
@@evanelzinga282all feminists whined and i i believe called it sexist
@@martinezseymore3007 ah what’s more sexists than equal treatment
@@evanelzinga282 no it’s more like whats more sexist than not giving women what they want without any consequences for what they do
Going from military recruiter to casting director in a heartbeat
Bro the end got me off guard
“Prove it”
Husband: heyyy gurlll why u gotta make me proove ittt, now go slay the day away 💅
Dog you might need to go outside
@@lordpeonixye
mm yes totally how gay people speak
He's definitely getting put in the Navy
@@lordpeonix No, you.
I'm not gay but dodging an immoral draft is dodging an immoral draft
May I ask why you think the draft is immoral? They are only used in active war times when numbers get low and while it would be a violation of liberty to force someone into the military its better to have a few of society's best lose their liberty and lives in war than everyone be subject to an enemy regime where concepts like equal rights and liberty don't exist
"For a thousand bucks a night, or avoiding becoming cannon fodder, everything is negotiable"
Everyone is gay for the right price.
I can feel the morality coming inside of me
This comment will be use against you man, so if any recruiter is reading this I'm gay and not a feminist
First video I every watched of yours instant sub this was funny 😂😂😂
Fun fact! The Turkish military required extremely detailed and closeup proof if you claimed to be gay to avoid the mandatory military service (and no, only pictures or videos of BOTTOMING counted)
“we want equality for women!” sailors and soldiers who purposely spare the women/save the women first: WEEEELLLLPP edit: putting this here so no one gets mad at me, I AM A WOMAN
That's what I thought that men were just trying to protect them
I mean I get your point and I agree with you, but when they say they want equality that means they want to do the same things as men that they can already do. Of course most of the women saying these things are hypocrites, so your argument is fair enough.
@@plantgang9257 Lmao i’m a woman
@@plantgang9257 for equal right you have to fight equally too. That is how the rules go mate
@@CupCuppingtonprove it
Recruiter:-so You aren't a feminist
Her:-Yeah
Recruiter:-prove it
Her:-How?
Recruiters:-make me a sandwich
Edit: thanks for the 1k likes everyone
Lol true
😂
that got me bro 🤣
Her: sorry I only submit to my husband 🤷
@@nessmagalal7049so you're a feminist then?
I treat women who say they dont need no man like kids who say they dont need their parents. They both realize the truth too late
I mean i would call myself a feminist and I 100% believe women should be drafted too if men are. It’s about equality not “bow down to women”.
@@icedqq i agree but my point was more “if it does have to happen to men then it should also have to happen to women” society is too broken to jump straight to best solutions we have to do baby steps
Maybe equality doesn’t mean “you are exactly the same” maybe it means “you all have your own value that you bring and we need both”…
@@abdullahimran4624 exactly
dear god, a feminist with a brain in their head? thought you folks went extinct!
@@Emily-qr3tz i wish that was how all feminists were in usa because this was a culture shock for me since in my country a feminist is a person who fights for equal rights but in usa most of the people who call themselves feminist are like enslave men, kill all men.
As a bi man, I see this as an absolute win
Gross
nah, bisexual men do not exist, you either eat dick or you don't 💀💀💀
Yeeeeah totally agree
@Some Austrian Painter special salute for u sir
whore of Babylon.lol
That last “prove it” killed me😂
The prove it part!😂😂😂😂😂
I’m a straight guy, but not a feminist. What’s gonna happen to me? 😭😭😭
Instant draft
Drafted
Finna be at the top of the list 😂
Drafted & shafted
Fortunate son intensifies
Welcome to the corn fields
"Prove it"
"Alright then, toot that ass up"
I heard this somewhere in the hub i swear.
@@After-all-this haha Davis
The prove it at the end got me 😂
😂😂😂 that "prove it" at the end
That recruiter is sadistic 💀
prove it...
**Husband kneels at the drafting officer**
That "fuck!" was too good 😂😂😂😂😂
Bros SpeedRunning Getting Cancelled! 💀
I don't think I've met a feminist who believes men should be drafted either
you’re right we don’t cause war is a terrible thing. but it didnt stop us from joining it before
Yup.
Let's send the bees to fight the wars.
I've met a couple. Flat out advocated for it actually. They're rare, but they exist
@@laila5946 the idea is that if you can't convince enough people that a war is worth fighting, you shouldn't be going to war
Plots Twist: they're both getting drafted he's just messing with them.
Uncle Sam has your ass now.
Brutal😅
... The word "Oxymoron" made me a linguistic lunatic. No joke. I started studying my mother language on depth after listening to that word.
Al not only delivers jokes but also new inspirations
A Kiss on the end would be the best joke😊
the feminism leaving my body when it comes to sacrificing myself for a country that doesn’t care about me 💃🕺👯♀️🧚🏻♀️✨
“There are two things women will always need men for: our semen and our jokes.” Eric Cartman
Semen you don't need all men nor do they need to be living you can freeze that and use invitro fertilisation. Also they are looking into reproduction by using women's bone marrow only. It'll take some time. But human beings have been making great biotechnology progress. Also women are great actresses, pretending to find men funny is girl 101 class.
@@rene3759 damn Karen that’s fascinating but I don’t recall anyone asking
@@rene3759 Ironically, in making such a dry and snooze-inducing comment, you further imply that women aren't funny.
@@rene3759 i would agree with you but then there would be two idiots here, please illuminate me with your infinite wisdom
FREEZE
WHAT
KAREN?
And from where u think that thing came?
That supply of seamen will run out eventually without any men in the world
That 1 second of bwaaa at the end was great
This is that Catch 22 😂
“Are you gay?”
“Yes!
“Then I’m going to have to transfer you to our Navy recruitment officer.”
Navy Recruiter - "Why Hey ther future sailor! Welcome to the prolapse club!"
Women should have had to join the draft a long ass time ago.
The draft shouldn’t of been a thing a long time ago
Both of you are right
@@bbailey3055 Mhmm.
@Raspian Kiado wtf does this comment even mean
well it's a clear meaning tbh
That "prove it" though😂😂😂
The cliffhanger... I cannot wait for season 2
Prove it , followed by the music killed me
speaking of the music, does anyone know what song it is?
@@walmartbargainbinI think I saw someone call it the red shirt theme
1 year of good quality sketches, luv you man ❤️