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  • Опубликовано: 4 мар 2023

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  • @distantsea
    @distantsea Год назад +112356

    That "fuck" was so realistic

    • @oxiclean3749
      @oxiclean3749 Год назад +947

      I wouldn’t say it out loud, I would definitely say it in my head though

    • @EmberTheFolf
      @EmberTheFolf Год назад +3

      Wasnt even stretched out or anything like a dramatic "ffffffuhck..."
      Just a quick "fuck."

    • @kettumace3384
      @kettumace3384 Год назад +1139

      The difference, the man accepted his fate until given the opportunity to change it

    • @thefirephoenix872
      @thefirephoenix872 Год назад +54

      E

    • @RandomYoutubeNPC
      @RandomYoutubeNPC Год назад +26

      @aaa bro? 💀

  • @iamcIancy
    @iamcIancy Год назад +35791

    "prove it"
    **leans in for a kiss**

    • @curgest6807
      @curgest6807 Год назад +243

      @@anjankanwar7747 nutty

    • @mysocksarewet
      @mysocksarewet Год назад +76

      Relatable

    • @snule349
      @snule349 Год назад +271

      ​@@anjankanwar7747 tbf if the options are give Gluck Gluck or be drafted I think a lot of people would do option 1

    • @curgest6807
      @curgest6807 Год назад +80

      @@snule349 good, lemme recruit

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 Год назад +137

      @@snule349 I wonder why military recruiter is suddenly such a popular career choice…

  • @Dobbs03
    @Dobbs03 8 месяцев назад +3180

    Plot twist: he wasn’t even a recruiter

  • @TylerTheTyler
    @TylerTheTyler 8 месяцев назад +674

    “Are you gay?”
    “Yes”
    “Bro isn’t that your wife?”

    • @eternalrage6548
      @eternalrage6548 7 месяцев назад +17

      It's happened before. Heard of quite a few dudes that had an entire family, 3+ kids and just so happened to still be hanging out a lot with the dude from high school during the entire relationship.

    • @kylemcdade843
      @kylemcdade843 3 месяца назад +3

      'Feminist'.. we may be splitting hairs on the wife part

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 3 месяца назад +1

      Then they are bi?

    • @Welgeldiguniekalias
      @Welgeldiguniekalias 3 месяца назад +2

      "She's my beard, yes. Why?"

    • @hasd31
      @hasd31 2 месяца назад

      *whisper* "Bro don't blow my fucking cover"

  • @DroppedMyMarbles
    @DroppedMyMarbles Год назад +8078

    "Alright, but I'm not a bottom. On your knees, sir"

  • @bahamut8995
    @bahamut8995 Год назад +11596

    Bro just acted like the Navy doesn't exist 💀

    • @phito7051
      @phito7051 Год назад +36

      What do u mean

    • @veironhedlund8061
      @veironhedlund8061 Год назад +556

      ​@@phito7051 seamen

    • @ItsJustTeddington
      @ItsJustTeddington Год назад +379

      @@phito7051 “gay” that is the only clue you’re getting.

    • @bear3616
      @bear3616 Год назад +9

      Fr

    • @phito7051
      @phito7051 Год назад +49

      @@ItsJustTeddington so your saying everyone in the navy is gay?

  • @CanadianPatriot224
    @CanadianPatriot224 9 месяцев назад +713

    "Is your husband around?"
    "Yes"
    Husband: "What's up?"
    "Are you gay?"
    "Yes"
    That's funny, I don't care what anybody says 😂

    • @luckyspec2274
      @luckyspec2274 7 месяцев назад

      I didn't even think of that lmao

    • @ApolloTSG
      @ApolloTSG 6 месяцев назад

      It’s not…

    • @OnGuardYT
      @OnGuardYT 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ApolloTSG You didn't get it 😂😂

  • @ashtheviking5007
    @ashtheviking5007 6 месяцев назад +60

    So the woman has to swallow her pride, while the man has to swallow...

    • @Old_Duo
      @Old_Duo 29 дней назад

      Something absolutely massive . . .

    • @thepoopooeater
      @thepoopooeater 26 дней назад

      @@Old_Duo press x to doubt

    • @devonpearson4315
      @devonpearson4315 21 день назад

      Another man. And several other proto-people.

  • @wamuuthepoleperson168
    @wamuuthepoleperson168 Год назад +11556

    "Are you gay?"
    "Yes."
    "Prove it."
    "Aight bet." (Pulls out search history)

    • @username172
      @username172 9 месяцев назад +316

      "now if youre really gay, say futa isnt gay"

    • @eliancruzyanez8521
      @eliancruzyanez8521 9 месяцев назад +238

      "Not good enough, follow me to the bedroom"

    • @cjmodmanboom8518
      @cjmodmanboom8518 9 месяцев назад +159

      “Sir those are children!”

    • @EdibleFuture
      @EdibleFuture 9 месяцев назад +21

      I really don't have to prove it I'll just have to show peeps my onlyfans

    • @firepelt3180
      @firepelt3180 9 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@username172😁

  • @shubashuba9209
    @shubashuba9209 Год назад +11278

    Recruiter to husband: One way or another, you're gonna be polishing a rifle.

  • @Thatguy-mu5mn
    @Thatguy-mu5mn 9 месяцев назад +353

    Honestly, a few minutes of uncomfort is better than years of fear and trauma.

    • @jahoytodiesforahoy4615
      @jahoytodiesforahoy4615 9 месяцев назад +12

      Yeah no hesitation 😅

    • @300zxsailor
      @300zxsailor 9 месяцев назад +50

      I chose both and joined the Navy. Now my PTSD is gay.

    • @BerryBoyXD
      @BerryBoyXD 9 месяцев назад +20

      @@300zxsailor Damn that's dedication

    • @nescafeblend43
      @nescafeblend43 8 месяцев назад +1

      made ur comment 69 ur welcome

    • @eternalrage6548
      @eternalrage6548 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@300zxsailor the great ptsd. When your depression and trauma decide to come out the closet and start dating. Then, after a few months, commit to a very abusive relationship with each other that you get stuck in the middle of.

  • @alidemirbas3722
    @alidemirbas3722 6 месяцев назад +9

    “Prove It”
    “Pulls Out The Groupchat Messages”

  • @a_angry_bunny
    @a_angry_bunny Год назад +19703

    *vigorously makes out with the recruiter*

  • @Lathander720
    @Lathander720 9 месяцев назад +78

    Equal rights = equal fights.

  • @Jon_Fury
    @Jon_Fury 9 месяцев назад +127

    This aged like a fine wine

    • @freddytheshadowninja
      @freddytheshadowninja 9 месяцев назад +2

      After two weeks? Dafuq you mean?

    • @freddytheshadowninja
      @freddytheshadowninja 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@nesmun 90% of the content on this site is over 3 years old though. 8 months fly by.

  • @Nevergoingtogiveyouup2030
    @Nevergoingtogiveyouup2030 Год назад +4407

    “Yes”
    “…Prove it”
    Bro 💀

  • @RoryMadigan
    @RoryMadigan Год назад +10519

    “I don’t need no man.” … “Also is your husband around?” 😂

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 10 месяцев назад +23

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @Im_Arceus
      @Im_Arceus 10 месяцев назад +42

      Just because they have financial independence doesn't mean they don't need emotional support

    • @8Maduce50
      @8Maduce50 10 месяцев назад +150

      ​@Im_Arceus but they said they didn't need a man that also implies emotional support.

    • @renaldoawes2210
      @renaldoawes2210 10 месяцев назад +86

      @@Im_Arceus How is that a contradiction to his statement?

    • @NOIR947
      @NOIR947 10 месяцев назад +15

      @@Im_Arceus🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Freeze-n-Frost
    @Freeze-n-Frost 9 месяцев назад +38

    The fastest way to properly answer the question: “Come here big boy and I’ll show ya” 😂😂😂

  • @timothyfischer7222
    @timothyfischer7222 10 месяцев назад +63

    That last "prove it" though 😂

  • @oppressedgamer5599
    @oppressedgamer5599 Год назад +6020

    The difference between Robert and the Feminist is that Robert didn't back down 🤭

    • @TheDuelingRaven
      @TheDuelingRaven Год назад +15

      327 likes and 0 replies? With this funny of a comment? Let me fix that.

    • @justsomedude4469
      @justsomedude4469 Год назад +75

      He definitely proved it.

    • @TheREALLofiat
      @TheREALLofiat Год назад +9

      ​@@TheDuelingRavenhey at least you said something of SOME kind of substance.

    • @cryptgc1554
      @cryptgc1554 Год назад +6

      🤭 is how he looked when he was done

    • @miner556
      @miner556 Год назад +18

      He didn't back down he kneeled down 😩

  • @carpetjuise
    @carpetjuise Год назад +19065

    “Female comedian? That’s an oxymoron isnt it” is demonic lmaoo

    • @sanchezzz69420
      @sanchezzz69420 Год назад +26

      😂😂😂

    • @KThatFeeling
      @KThatFeeling Год назад +104

      When facts are demonic😆

    • @lyo6200
      @lyo6200 Год назад +29

      Amy Schumer

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 Год назад +5

      😊yes😊

    • @seldom_bucket
      @seldom_bucket Год назад

      it only hits that deep cause of the amount of truth in it.
      men need a sense of humour or we'd all kill each other.

  • @JustinSloan-ss1yf
    @JustinSloan-ss1yf 4 дня назад +1

    “Prove it” had me DYING 💀💀💀

  • @stephenh.8336
    @stephenh.8336 6 месяцев назад +5

    "Are you gay?"
    "Yes"
    "Prove it"
    "Bro, im married to a feminist"
    "Okay, that's pretty gay"

    • @Lore98897
      @Lore98897 6 месяцев назад

      Oh that's a good one 😂

  • @wholeftthestoveon
    @wholeftthestoveon Год назад +8293

    "Are you gay"
    "No"
    "Prove it" 💀

    • @pul53gh
      @pul53gh Год назад +192

      don't threaten me with a good time /s

    • @-Content
      @-Content Год назад +64

      He said yes.

    • @TheCrankSpiderNinja
      @TheCrankSpiderNinja Год назад +28

      @@-Content that's the point

    • @ShawnFX
      @ShawnFX Год назад +15

      @@pul53gh Ayooooo😂🤨

    • @Joe-do2hr
      @Joe-do2hr Год назад

      Starts doing his wife

  • @SlapClapMaster
    @SlapClapMaster Год назад +3282

    I can’t believe it, every single god damn short is so good

  • @rinconusmc
    @rinconusmc Год назад +32132

    "We don't allow gay people in the military"
    Navy has entered the chat.

    • @sepheroth3373
      @sepheroth3373 Год назад

      You don't join the navy gay, it makes you gay.

    • @damnfez
      @damnfez Год назад +482

      USMC - Department of the Navy

    • @senireye.5597
      @senireye.5597 Год назад +1

      Wasn't there a job where people baited gay people in the navy to have sex with them, to prove that they are gay? And then a lot of people volunteered forvthat job

    • @jeez8939
      @jeez8939 Год назад +1964

      Ah yes the seamen

    • @senireye.5597
      @senireye.5597 Год назад +111

      @Gray Just Gray hey, that's what I commented

  • @crittomato7043
    @crittomato7043 9 месяцев назад +48

    "Are you gay"
    "Yes"
    "Prove it"
    *Gladly*

  • @xdecimal6470
    @xdecimal6470 3 месяца назад +4

    As a famous man once said: “ gender equality until it’s time to shovel the snow”

  • @sweet.commentary
    @sweet.commentary Год назад +6420

    "Prove it."
    **Begins to kiss his wife**
    "What are you doing?"
    "You said to prove it! My wife is a male!"

  • @dvasavertik7629
    @dvasavertik7629 Год назад +7642

    Feminist: Thank god I didn't get drafted!
    Nuke going off in the middle of a city: I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU HIDE.

  • @exdestroyer9818
    @exdestroyer9818 9 месяцев назад +87

    “Prove it”
    “Get it out then Daddy” *drops to knees*

  • @houstonsmitherman6888
    @houstonsmitherman6888 21 день назад +1

    The violin when he said prove it at the end killed me lol

  • @Acoustic_Screecher
    @Acoustic_Screecher Год назад +4449

    Recruiter knew what he was doing with the 'prove you're gay' one

    • @natashaervin2533
      @natashaervin2533 Год назад +29

      Hear me out

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 Год назад

      Closet gay recruiters would be getting a lot of action. Listen, if you bend over and…. It proves you are gay….,

    • @kento_suijin
      @kento_suijin Год назад +41

      You're* ngl i would rather join the military than even act gay

    • @Acoustic_Screecher
      @Acoustic_Screecher Год назад +13

      @@kento_suijin thx for pointing out the typo

    • @kento_suijin
      @kento_suijin Год назад +8

      @@Acoustic_Screecher I'm impressed that you actually fixed it, most people would shit talk on me for trying to help them

  • @notdelusionalcowboysfan
    @notdelusionalcowboysfan Год назад +3121

    “Women aren’t funny”
    “Oh so you’re not a comedian then, you’re drafted come with me.”

  • @Neko_jita
    @Neko_jita 9 месяцев назад +11

    Bro finna do that Gawk Gawk 3000

  • @jnl7196
    @jnl7196 5 месяцев назад +7

    I ain’t gay but draft evasion is draft evasion

  • @AnusSniffer69
    @AnusSniffer69 Год назад +2333

    “There are no feminists in a house fire”. - Bill Burr

    • @kenny995
      @kenny995 Год назад +43

      There's no one in a house fire, just remains

    • @danielduwaldt
      @danielduwaldt Год назад +91

      I was in the military for 12 years. You do know lots of women join the military, right? They also fight to be in combat positions... Not to mention women fire fighters. Americans are odd...

    • @travioli9643
      @travioli9643 Год назад +38

      There are a lot of women in the military but they aren't required to sign up for the draft to vote

    • @joegeneric1846
      @joegeneric1846 Год назад +118

      @@danielduwaldt The point of the quote, in context, is feminists say that men and women should be treated equally, but the moment they’re in a situation in which being female could help them, like a house fire (“women and children first”), they instantly forget those beliefs and take their privilege.
      The quote isn’t about all women or even about women that want equality, it’s about how hypocritical feminists can be.
      edit: grammar

    • @trunky37
      @trunky37 Год назад +57

      @@danielduwaldt I'll treat them seriously once the physical requirement aren't lowered for woman, either you're fit to be a soldier/firefighter or you're not, the ennemy soldiers or fire isn't going to easy on you because you're a woman.

  • @milesfreilich968
    @milesfreilich968 Год назад +4169

    "I'm attracted to other men, sorry. You're just not my type."

    • @iLikeWafflesfr
      @iLikeWafflesfr Год назад +41

      you're my type

    • @cristian-bull
      @cristian-bull Год назад +66

      when u gay and not your own type

    • @MerlinTheCommenter
      @MerlinTheCommenter Год назад +26

      *Gets drafted and now is in front lines*
      “Great work soldier” 😂

    • @Moldylocks
      @Moldylocks Год назад +3

      Prove it

    • @rimanpele
      @rimanpele Год назад +3

      "then im going to assume..." (like he did to the feminist)

  • @robotpirate9807
    @robotpirate9807 8 месяцев назад +6

    “Prove it.”
    “Come here big boy.”

  • @grandmasteryogurt8108
    @grandmasteryogurt8108 10 месяцев назад +3

    We definitely need a part 2 😂

  • @LOLtz1
    @LOLtz1 Год назад +5450

    These drafting requirements are getting harsher everyday.
    Edit:
    Oh shit, I'm famous Dad.

    • @dvns1987
      @dvns1987 Год назад +11

      Realistic* is what you meant yo say

    • @beyond-the-soul8651
      @beyond-the-soul8651 Год назад +21

      I think you mean realistic because when this is what women wanted they wanted equality and equality means they get drafted just the same

    • @nutty8871
      @nutty8871 Год назад +7

      "These requirements are getting worse all the time!"

    • @williamsalgado9738
      @williamsalgado9738 Год назад +1

      Fr

    • @takecare2521
      @takecare2521 Год назад +3

      @@beyond-the-soul8651 next will be child equality and children will be drafted

  • @PrayingPanda
    @PrayingPanda 3 месяца назад +1

    That lip twitch when he said "female comedian" was perfect.
    She knew where it was going and was powerless to stop it.

  • @Burkery373
    @Burkery373 2 месяца назад +1

    bro could legit be an actor

  • @SamDaGOAT09
    @SamDaGOAT09 Год назад +1070

    “If your gay the military won’t draft you”
    Navy: heyyyy boyyyys

    • @DRez-Productions
      @DRez-Productions Год назад +69

      Why navy? Because there’s nothing but Seamen?

    • @SamDaGOAT09
      @SamDaGOAT09 Год назад +2

      @@DRez-Productions can’t tell if your joking

    • @equally.marketable
      @equally.marketable Год назад +17

      @@DRez-Productions holy shit that was clever, props to you

    • @Google123Chrome
      @Google123Chrome Год назад +7

      ​@@SamDaGOAT09 r/woooooosh?

    • @JB-js8uv
      @JB-js8uv Год назад +2

      Wiping that poop deck clean as a whistle. On and off the clock

  • @deityjc
    @deityjc Год назад +3547

    Me: "Yes."
    Soldier: "Prove it."
    Me: "Pull down your pants. I ain't goin to Russia."

    • @gaemer3967
      @gaemer3967 Год назад

      They already do this in Turkey, you've got to be the sub because if you're getting your sucked you're not gay, it only counts if you're sucking it. Basically their government has probably got the biggest stash of gay porn if anyone wants that.

    • @thatoneguy33198
      @thatoneguy33198 Год назад +59

      FR lmao same

    • @coolmanpantsman
      @coolmanpantsman Год назад +29

      LMAO

    • @kAY-yl5en
      @kAY-yl5en Год назад +39

      Givers aren't gay. Takers are

    • @xamos9034
      @xamos9034 Год назад +8

      😂

  • @foskill3051
    @foskill3051 9 месяцев назад

    the "prove it" at the end killed me!!!

  • @triple_r5593
    @triple_r5593 9 месяцев назад

    I cracked the moment the music repeats when he said "prove it" to the guy😂😂😂

  • @brockradford7144
    @brockradford7144 Год назад +11297

    Women should absolutely be drafted. Gender equality.

    • @anonymousanomaly3136
      @anonymousanomaly3136 Год назад +345

      Yessir

    • @stuartcampbell5765
      @stuartcampbell5765 Год назад +932

      Equal rights equal fights

    • @theman3190
      @theman3190 Год назад +273

      Naw it’s man job not a womens
      Edit:man the comments hate me now

    • @Avarice0918
      @Avarice0918 Год назад +756

      I remember they tried an all woman regiment but the women were inefficient or ineffective in combat and women soldiers getting captured sounds like a no go.

    • @Blockates
      @Blockates Год назад +498

      ​@@theman3190 you ain't The man, you The woman

  • @hyperion_editsfr
    @hyperion_editsfr Год назад +233

    *starts making out with the recruiter*
    "The fuck are you doing?"
    "YOU SAID TO PROVE IT"
    "who said i was a male."

    • @PSNPerfectNinja
      @PSNPerfectNinja Год назад +1

      Who said it mattered. They're hunting feminists, not lesbians

  • @kawgrath1876
    @kawgrath1876 5 месяцев назад

    The music restarting after the last “prove it” got me

  • @muhammedkadirtan3469
    @muhammedkadirtan3469 6 месяцев назад +1

    “Explain it” same vibe with the jamaican guy 😂

  • @Ic3_Blu3
    @Ic3_Blu3 Год назад +596

    *_"I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it..."_*

  • @FaeTheMf
    @FaeTheMf Год назад +537

    “Prove i-“
    “Say less”
    *proceeds to unsheathe Excalibur*

    • @benjimin8456
      @benjimin8456 Год назад +14

      And they had a duel of their lifetime.

    • @Jacob-vc4ok
      @Jacob-vc4ok Год назад +8

      ​@@benjimin8456 through cuts and bruises they then became best "bros"

    • @edgingjogo
      @edgingjogo Год назад +2

      She'd break her arms before she could be able to hold it stabilised 😂

    • @oke869
      @oke869 Год назад +1

      Ohhl3 heall nah

  • @enhypenallday
    @enhypenallday 9 месяцев назад

    The recruiter be lookin for some action 🤔😂😏

  • @dylamon6547
    @dylamon6547 4 месяца назад

    THE GLANCE AT HIS CROTCH! HOLY FUCK TAHTS GREAT

  • @MeMyself_andAI
    @MeMyself_andAI Год назад +826

    Women: Never had to worry about this a day in their life
    Men: "Fuck."

    • @badasstoad9419
      @badasstoad9419 9 месяцев назад +23

      Feminists: “We want gender equality!”
      Military: “Alright, get your ass over here and wear this uniform”
      Feminists: “Oops! 😊 Sorry, didn’t mean that today.”

    • @reanschwarzer2187
      @reanschwarzer2187 9 месяцев назад

      Yep and yet they vote for the wars same as men it’s why I think you have to be signed up for selective service to vote period

    • @user-hn3dq7jf9o
      @user-hn3dq7jf9o 9 месяцев назад

      You know what the enemy would do if they catch a booba from the enemy lines

  • @Subchallenge12
    @Subchallenge12 Год назад +550

    *guy in wheelchair with no legs pulls up
    “Im disabled”
    “Ok sir but your gonna have to prove it”

    • @sonic1019
      @sonic1019 Год назад

      Easy fix jump out the wheelchair

    • @-Me_
      @-Me_ Год назад +18

      Lol you deserve a STANDING ovation for this joke

    • @st-gg4448
      @st-gg4448 Год назад +18

      I can't stand these types of jokes.
      And neither can he

    • @twistedvtuber9894
      @twistedvtuber9894 Год назад +8

      "I'm your dirty little vegetable"

    • @alaron5698
      @alaron5698 Год назад +2

      "Sure thing, my certificate is on the wall over there" * points to "Live, Laugh, Love" poster *

  • @spobpopicle921
    @spobpopicle921 3 месяца назад

    The cutoff with the music starting back up😭

  • @PeterParker-yd3sb
    @PeterParker-yd3sb 9 месяцев назад +2

    “Female comedian? That’s an oxymoron isnt it” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wonderflounium
    @wonderflounium Год назад +1276

    Women should get drafted so long as men do.
    If you want equality you should get it.

    • @Perceptionreflection
      @Perceptionreflection Год назад +113

      They tried. Look it up. It was conservative men who freaked out and didn't let them.

    • @wonderflounium
      @wonderflounium Год назад +103

      @@Perceptionreflection I never said they didn't; I was in the army and personally witnessed female soldiers who were some of the best I had ever seen, and especially considering that the fitness test is now unisex with events that are more representative of practical combat fitness there's no real practical difference between a male, or female soldier provided they meet the standards required.
      The key to success for a nation is to ensure that for any role be it military, politics, or any other to be occupied by the people with the greatest capability, drive, and talents regardless of what demographic they happen to be.

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 Год назад +39

      NOW is the largest feminist organization in the United States and has been consistently fighting for including women in the draft for the better part of a century. They've spent countless hours and a significant sum of money trying to make this happen.
      The exclusion of women from the draft is rooted in patriarchy, as including them in the draft would have meant admitting they are qualified to serve various roles in the military.
      Historically speaking these roles were considered decent career options and paths to both social capital and financial independence. At the time, men did not want women to have either of these things, and as a result excluded them from the draft.
      I personally am split on the issue for a few reasons:
      1) The draft should really just be repealed for everyone at this stage. In the US at least, it is a silly moot concept.
      People like to make a big deal about it, but the truth is that in the 250 year history of the United States, the chance of a man being drafted has been 0% for all but like 8 years. Even then the chance was usually under 1% (during 3 years in WWII it went up significantly, but the chance of being drafted, seeing combat, and dying/being injured in combat was still under 1%).
      Now with the advent of nuclear weapons this is no longer a realistic consideration. It mainly just functions as a talking point for political pundits.
      2) I would want to see significant analysis and by potential reform of the military itself before advocating for en masse female inclusion.
      In other words, if the realistic intention is to draft women & men at relatively equal numbers then you'd better take proactive steps right now to ensure that women are treated fairly and equally once they are drafted.
      There better be adequate facilities to accommodate them, they better be fully represent in the leadership structure, and they must have the necessary institutional protections to prevent discrimination.
      The worst thing would be to set up a legal framework to force women into an institution that oppresses them. This is essentially what happened to African American men initially.

    • @wonderflounium
      @wonderflounium Год назад +4

      @@yessum15 read my other comment on this post.

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 Год назад +11

      @@wonderflounium I read it before posting. Not disagreeing with you, just adding to your comment. Although I do think your OP is phrased in a misleading way.

  • @aegir5198
    @aegir5198 Год назад +637

    as one wise man said "Equality, until it's time to shovel the snow".

    • @annalisasteinnes
      @annalisasteinnes Год назад +6

      And she does.

    • @roboteen
      @roboteen Год назад +50

      ​@@annalisasteinnes but she actually doesnt. The vast majority of damgerous, dirty, and more strength related jobs are filled by men.

    • @annalisasteinnes
      @annalisasteinnes Год назад +15

      @@roboteen I was really just referring to shoveling snow outside your own house. Not paid labor. And thanks to all the people who do those jobs you mentioned, whatever body parts they have.

    • @mrsunderstood8141
      @mrsunderstood8141 Год назад +4

      My dad says that's what he had kids for

    • @immortalexistence
      @immortalexistence Год назад +2

      ​@@annalisasteinnes
      I think he is talking about war trenches

  • @Civicfeather607
    @Civicfeather607 4 месяца назад

    The music starting again after “prove it” was it for me😂

  • @Fgoblin2014
    @Fgoblin2014 9 месяцев назад

    Leans in " Does that...bother you?"
    Comedy gold😂

  • @RichADio
    @RichADio Год назад +130

    He should have said "I married a feminist" while pointing at his wife, to prove he is gay.

    • @Moldylocks
      @Moldylocks Год назад +9

      Hahaha would actually be great. A total soy

    • @goldyguns9545
      @goldyguns9545 Год назад +7

      You win the internet today

    • @MatthiasRegisRict
      @MatthiasRegisRict Год назад

      Actually tho

    • @brip799
      @brip799 Год назад

      I love how men who hate feminists are so upfront about the fact that they don’t just mean women who HATE/are sexist to them or want men to be nonexistent but they actually hate women who don’t just want to serve men and let YOU have all the power. Lol. Clowns.

  • @Puggos702-cf7gc
    @Puggos702-cf7gc Год назад +5499

    "hey are you a Feminist?"
    "Yes, why?"
    "Cool you're drafted now"
    "Fuck."
    Edit: cheese

    • @zsomborszigeti6797
      @zsomborszigeti6797 Год назад +41

      Actually a bill that made women eligible to get drafted was very close to passing in congress

    • @evanelzinga282
      @evanelzinga282 Год назад +83

      @@zsomborszigeti6797and yet for some reason it didn’t

    • @martinezseymore3007
      @martinezseymore3007 11 месяцев назад +53

      @@evanelzinga282all feminists whined and i i believe called it sexist

    • @evanelzinga282
      @evanelzinga282 11 месяцев назад +83

      @@martinezseymore3007 ah what’s more sexists than equal treatment

    • @martinezseymore3007
      @martinezseymore3007 11 месяцев назад +37

      @@evanelzinga282 no it’s more like whats more sexist than not giving women what they want without any consequences for what they do

  • @chris135x
    @chris135x Месяц назад

    Going from military recruiter to casting director in a heartbeat

  • @TheCustomozen
    @TheCustomozen 3 месяца назад

    Bro the end got me off guard

  • @notdelusionalcowboysfan
    @notdelusionalcowboysfan Год назад +402

    “Prove it”
    Husband: heyyy gurlll why u gotta make me proove ittt, now go slay the day away 💅

    • @lordpeonix
      @lordpeonix Год назад +23

      Dog you might need to go outside

    • @mfdoomx1
      @mfdoomx1 Год назад

      @@lordpeonixye

    • @cicadetta
      @cicadetta Год назад

      mm yes totally how gay people speak

    • @UraniumWolfy
      @UraniumWolfy Год назад +20

      He's definitely getting put in the Navy

    • @linkmaster253
      @linkmaster253 Год назад +1

      ​@@lordpeonix No, you.

  • @Zinyak12345
    @Zinyak12345 Год назад +229

    I'm not gay but dodging an immoral draft is dodging an immoral draft

    • @boneybaron2508
      @boneybaron2508 Год назад

      May I ask why you think the draft is immoral? They are only used in active war times when numbers get low and while it would be a violation of liberty to force someone into the military its better to have a few of society's best lose their liberty and lives in war than everyone be subject to an enemy regime where concepts like equal rights and liberty don't exist

    • @finnl6887
      @finnl6887 Год назад +18

      "For a thousand bucks a night, or avoiding becoming cannon fodder, everything is negotiable"

    • @gamergodofjustice
      @gamergodofjustice Год назад +12

      Everyone is gay for the right price.

    • @eradict
      @eradict Год назад +6

      I can feel the morality coming inside of me

    • @lucaluca111
      @lucaluca111 Год назад +8

      This comment will be use against you man, so if any recruiter is reading this I'm gay and not a feminist

  • @Pillpreslii
    @Pillpreslii 7 месяцев назад +1

    First video I every watched of yours instant sub this was funny 😂😂😂

  • @goddamnit
    @goddamnit 11 месяцев назад +1

    Fun fact! The Turkish military required extremely detailed and closeup proof if you claimed to be gay to avoid the mandatory military service (and no, only pictures or videos of BOTTOMING counted)

  • @CupCuppington
    @CupCuppington Год назад +2681

    “we want equality for women!” sailors and soldiers who purposely spare the women/save the women first: WEEEELLLLPP edit: putting this here so no one gets mad at me, I AM A WOMAN

    • @Moga4life
      @Moga4life Год назад +56

      That's what I thought that men were just trying to protect them

    • @plantgang9257
      @plantgang9257 Год назад +39

      I mean I get your point and I agree with you, but when they say they want equality that means they want to do the same things as men that they can already do. Of course most of the women saying these things are hypocrites, so your argument is fair enough.

    • @CupCuppington
      @CupCuppington Год назад +23

      @@plantgang9257 Lmao i’m a woman

    • @history-jovian
      @history-jovian Год назад +54

      ​@@plantgang9257 for equal right you have to fight equally too. That is how the rules go mate

    • @needlespoon4734
      @needlespoon4734 Год назад +7

      ​@@CupCuppingtonprove it

  • @toastedmuffin315
    @toastedmuffin315 Год назад +1955

    Recruiter:-so You aren't a feminist
    Her:-Yeah
    Recruiter:-prove it
    Her:-How?
    Recruiters:-make me a sandwich
    Edit: thanks for the 1k likes everyone

  • @siema14123
    @siema14123 2 месяца назад +1

    I treat women who say they dont need no man like kids who say they dont need their parents. They both realize the truth too late

  • @Emily-qr3tz
    @Emily-qr3tz Год назад +1409

    I mean i would call myself a feminist and I 100% believe women should be drafted too if men are. It’s about equality not “bow down to women”.

    • @Emily-qr3tz
      @Emily-qr3tz Год назад +99

      @@icedqq i agree but my point was more “if it does have to happen to men then it should also have to happen to women” society is too broken to jump straight to best solutions we have to do baby steps

    • @abdullahimran4624
      @abdullahimran4624 Год назад +82

      Maybe equality doesn’t mean “you are exactly the same” maybe it means “you all have your own value that you bring and we need both”…

    • @daralenoach
      @daralenoach Год назад +10

      ​@@abdullahimran4624 exactly

    • @takimicha7291
      @takimicha7291 Год назад

      dear god, a feminist with a brain in their head? thought you folks went extinct!

    • @nosoi-_-7575
      @nosoi-_-7575 Год назад

      ​@@Emily-qr3tz i wish that was how all feminists were in usa because this was a culture shock for me since in my country a feminist is a person who fights for equal rights but in usa most of the people who call themselves feminist are like enslave men, kill all men.

  • @magolord2820
    @magolord2820 Год назад +428

    As a bi man, I see this as an absolute win

    • @damo8896
      @damo8896 Год назад

      Gross

    • @arzen1011
      @arzen1011 Год назад

      nah, bisexual men do not exist, you either eat dick or you don't 💀💀💀

    • @Adamcito.
      @Adamcito. Год назад +2

      Yeeeeah totally agree

    • @damo8896
      @damo8896 Год назад +1

      @Some Austrian Painter special salute for u sir

    • @homoerectus6953
      @homoerectus6953 Год назад +1

      whore of Babylon.lol

  • @zeushernandez9639
    @zeushernandez9639 10 месяцев назад

    That last “prove it” killed me😂

  • @paulrivers7248
    @paulrivers7248 5 месяцев назад

    The prove it part!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Im0nlyHuman
    @Im0nlyHuman Год назад +240

    I’m a straight guy, but not a feminist. What’s gonna happen to me? 😭😭😭

  • @zeusmight69r22
    @zeusmight69r22 Год назад +60

    "Prove it"
    "Alright then, toot that ass up"

  • @Chacalot
    @Chacalot 4 месяца назад

    The prove it at the end got me 😂

  • @ashleycroydon9743
    @ashleycroydon9743 11 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂 that "prove it" at the end

  • @limbo576
    @limbo576 Год назад +217

    That recruiter is sadistic 💀

  • @Narding5566
    @Narding5566 Год назад +94

    prove it...
    **Husband kneels at the drafting officer**

  • @GustavoSilva-ny8jc
    @GustavoSilva-ny8jc 5 месяцев назад

    That "fuck!" was too good 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @austinsgameplaychannel2255
    @austinsgameplaychannel2255 8 месяцев назад +3

    Bros SpeedRunning Getting Cancelled! 💀

  • @hannahgendron7094
    @hannahgendron7094 Год назад +43

    I don't think I've met a feminist who believes men should be drafted either

    • @hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195
      @hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 Год назад

      you’re right we don’t cause war is a terrible thing. but it didnt stop us from joining it before

    • @bbailey3055
      @bbailey3055 Год назад +2

      Yup.

    • @laila5946
      @laila5946 Год назад +6

      Let's send the bees to fight the wars.

    • @finnl6887
      @finnl6887 Год назад +4

      I've met a couple. Flat out advocated for it actually. They're rare, but they exist

    • @hannahgendron7094
      @hannahgendron7094 Год назад +21

      @@laila5946 the idea is that if you can't convince enough people that a war is worth fighting, you shouldn't be going to war

  • @dewaunwarren1
    @dewaunwarren1 Год назад +54

    Plots Twist: they're both getting drafted he's just messing with them.

  • @Kallcito
    @Kallcito 9 месяцев назад

    ... The word "Oxymoron" made me a linguistic lunatic. No joke. I started studying my mother language on depth after listening to that word.
    Al not only delivers jokes but also new inspirations

  • @petermayer1610
    @petermayer1610 6 месяцев назад

    A Kiss on the end would be the best joke😊

  • @thealmightybucket5930
    @thealmightybucket5930 Год назад +25

    the feminism leaving my body when it comes to sacrificing myself for a country that doesn’t care about me 💃🕺👯‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️✨

  • @I_Rove_Rice
    @I_Rove_Rice Год назад +582

    “There are two things women will always need men for: our semen and our jokes.” Eric Cartman

    • @rene3759
      @rene3759 Год назад +15

      Semen you don't need all men nor do they need to be living you can freeze that and use invitro fertilisation. Also they are looking into reproduction by using women's bone marrow only. It'll take some time. But human beings have been making great biotechnology progress. Also women are great actresses, pretending to find men funny is girl 101 class.

    • @braindrain1787
      @braindrain1787 Год назад +125

      @@rene3759 damn Karen that’s fascinating but I don’t recall anyone asking

    • @JohnDoe-pc3uk
      @JohnDoe-pc3uk Год назад +103

      @@rene3759 Ironically, in making such a dry and snooze-inducing comment, you further imply that women aren't funny.

    • @lucasemanuel5146
      @lucasemanuel5146 Год назад +45

      @@rene3759 i would agree with you but then there would be two idiots here, please illuminate me with your infinite wisdom
      FREEZE
      WHAT
      KAREN?
      And from where u think that thing came?

    • @Decliningsyndrome
      @Decliningsyndrome Год назад +19

      That supply of seamen will run out eventually without any men in the world

  • @whackareal
    @whackareal 11 месяцев назад

    That 1 second of bwaaa at the end was great

  • @Tmb1112
    @Tmb1112 Месяц назад

    This is that Catch 22 😂

  • @adisappointedfbiagent449
    @adisappointedfbiagent449 Год назад +28

    “Are you gay?”
    “Yes!
    “Then I’m going to have to transfer you to our Navy recruitment officer.”

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 Год назад +3

      Navy Recruiter - "Why Hey ther future sailor! Welcome to the prolapse club!"

  • @eondrache7786
    @eondrache7786 Год назад +30

    Women should have had to join the draft a long ass time ago.

    • @bbailey3055
      @bbailey3055 Год назад +35

      The draft shouldn’t of been a thing a long time ago

    • @mkg2124
      @mkg2124 Год назад +5

      Both of you are right

    • @eradict
      @eradict Год назад

      ​@@bbailey3055 Mhmm.

    • @mkg2124
      @mkg2124 Год назад +3

      @Raspian Kiado wtf does this comment even mean

    • @howdareyou720
      @howdareyou720 Год назад +1

      well it's a clear meaning tbh

  • @steventaylor2551
    @steventaylor2551 4 месяца назад

    That "prove it" though😂😂😂

  • @Tkokat
    @Tkokat 9 месяцев назад

    The cliffhanger... I cannot wait for season 2

  • @deviantsid18
    @deviantsid18 Год назад +4

    Prove it , followed by the music killed me

    • @walmartbargainbin
      @walmartbargainbin Год назад +1

      speaking of the music, does anyone know what song it is?

    • @stevenlefferts7591
      @stevenlefferts7591 Год назад

      ​@@walmartbargainbinI think I saw someone call it the red shirt theme

  • @adwhoodie
    @adwhoodie Год назад +11

    1 year of good quality sketches, luv you man ❤️